Jo Koy - In Studio

Jo Koy hangs with us.

Episode Transcript

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This story show, and we arein he another new hour of insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Itis The Woody Show. Hello, Yeah,
and Friday morning. It's the thirteenth, Friday, the thirteenth. Thank
you for being here, give usyour time. I'm whatdy that's raving.
We got Greg Gory, Menace ishere. What is? We got Sea

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Bass, we got Samy and wehave comedian Joe Cool. Yeah. Morning.
Can I get a bell? Letme get a bell? Yeah,
yes, Hello Joe Coy morning.Where have you been? I feel like
we haven't seen you in years?You know, you know, it feels
like years. You know. Iwant to come in consistently now you do.
Don't do that. Don't start offstart negative. Now I'm just calling

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it. I say, go ahead, Oh, don't do that. You
want to come in? Ahad?I do. I want to be I
want to be one of the Iwant to I want to picture on the
wall like this. I want toseas trolling. Uh No, you don't,
Yeah, I don't. I don't. Greg all native it drives great
crazy? Are they they saw?Yeah? You don't want one? Joe,
Yeah, I'll see best drives himnuts? Really, Yeah, there's

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always got to be some kind ofpersonal beep in the office. Oh yeah,
yeah, there's always There's never beenan office job where there's someone that
you couldn't stand. Yeah, there'sa guy I worked in the shoe department.
I hated him every time we hadthe same schedule, Like everything was
good, and then here he comeslike hell, yeah, yeah, that's
great. I'm here you guys.Let whose life sucks? I'll pointed out

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before we get to the fun stuff. Yeah, let me tell you the
business side of what's going on here. You know, Joe, he's got
these shows. He's traveling all overthe place. You can keep up with
his tour if you go to joecoydot com. That's joecoy dot com.
He's got a sold out show atthe Key of Form in Los Angeles on
February seventeenth. There's been a secondshow added on February sixteenth. Those tickets

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are on sale today. If yougo to joecoy dot com. Of course
you know all his special olds,Comedy Central. Of course, Netflix,
dude, you are like the You'rethe king of comedy on Netflix. Now,
I mean, how many and thenyou got two more? I saw
something about like you signed a dealfor just signed a deal for more.
Yeah, yeah, back to back. I'm gonna drop this one. I

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shoot this one in Brooklyn on Novembertenth. I'll shoot that and then my
second one immediately after that. Yeah, whatever happened to your podcast? There's
no time for that now. Ijust you know, the coy Pop is
the podcast for the longest time.And what a great name, by the
way, And every time I hada guess, I'm like diving into the
coy Pop. Yeah, yeah,so good, right, so many water

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references. Yeah, I guess who'sjumping in? Yeah, what happened?
One's getting their feet wet. Andyou don't hear about people giving up podcast
much these days. I look,I love the podcast world, and I
think what it's done for everybody isgreat. It's taking that to the next
level. But I always wanted toNo, it's not that. Like when
you like, I'm passionate about standup, like I love standards when I

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was not. I don't want tobe a comic. Yeah, that's what
I want to be known for,Like I want to die when those people
come to my shows, it's becauseof my stand up, it's not because
of anything else. Got that andand that, and that's literally what it
was. I swear I didn't wantto be known for a podcast. That's
it, and and and and andthat. Yeah, that's it. It's
interesting. I just wonder kind oflike what happened to it? Because I
know you did it for a longtime and I did. I loved it.

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I did it. I get Iget bothered all the time, like
constantly, like when you're gonna launchyour pod the company wants me to do
like my own standalone podcast. I'vesaid everything I have to say in the
show that I do every day.I don't know what else there is I
could I could really talk about andand and the way they've they've talked to
me about it, like dude,like you have so much like weird uh

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people that people wouldn't expect, weirdinsecurities and anxieties and right, but like
like talk about that stuff, andI'm like, well, who wants to
hear about that? I already did. Yeah, we do hear about that.
Yeah you know you have that problem, right, Yeah, we know
you don't like you know that.We all know that. Joe and I

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bond kids know exactly. They werethe first to know. Well, dude,
thanks for coming in. It isgood to see you that we really
haven't seen it in a long time. So you know what's up. You
know what is up? By theway, a hard hitting interviewer, what's
up? You know what's happening.I wrote this down last night. Hold

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on, it's called What's Up?I called a W A T S.
I feel like you can help usout in a couple of things. Number
one, I heard because when youwalked in you noticed the signs that the
Sea Bass has put it up.That really a lot of times they're just
trolling greg or menace as you cansee. Yeah, but there's that one
where's Raby's. It's up there itsays Ravy. It's like the RB's logo

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rabies we have the feats. Andhe didn't really understand that. I said,
well, because Ravey hates feet,Peter disc maybe you can help me
because you love feet. I lovefeet, and maybe you can explain and
kind of bring her around. Whatis it about feet that you don't like?
No feet or heinous people don't takecare of their feet. They're exactly
and that's why I love feet,Because he tell you who that person is.

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If you take your sock off,and the toe has and the toenail
has obviously grown out the polish,it's at the tips. Now, you're
just talking about women's feet, notmenace. Take your shoe off. No,
no, no, I don't careguy feet. Guy feet should look
like they kick walls for a living. I don't I don't trust the guy
with a petticure. I don't know. I need I need a dude.
Do you want to see that dudefoot in a freaking flip flop? No?

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That now, See, if you'reon a plane and you're wearing flip
flops, you should be riding abusy, don't get on the plane.
But but that's what I'm saying.Women's people have disgusting feet and they're always
on display. Yeah that's are youblind? Yeah? That's gross. You
put that in a slide? Yeah? Why are you serious? Who are
you? Yes? Yes, Butif they have good feet, I'm like,

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why didn't you put that in aslide? Why did you cover that
up in a shoe? Let mesee all that. Oh my god,
your baby tow has a nail too. I want to see that closer.
Okay, but you don't want toput it in your mouth or anything.
What are you crazy? Why wouldI if it's appealing, you put it

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in your mouth? Yes? Changedwell Greg, actually, if it's peeling,
you don't want to put it inyour mouth? You okay? So
I'm not grossed out by feet theway the Ravey is. I also don't
have a personal beef fee yeh beef. I also understand, like the desire
to put someone's foot in your mouth, So like you don't understand it,

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yeah, no matter how, nomatter how, like, Okay, their
foot's not disgusting, it's well obviouslywell maintained or taken care of whatever like
that maintained, well maintained. Yeah, so like you're getting the manny petties
and all that kind of stuff.I get it, okay, but like,
why would you want to put thatin your mouth because that's where it
goes. Well, I don't understandwhat you know understand goes. It doesn't

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make any sense because you put otherareas that are way filthier. Yea hey,
I know you do. Yeah,I know he does, and and
the and the foot is what's stoppingyou. I feel like you're projecting on
me a lot. I just know, how dare you a lot of projection,
they said in the brain though,Like there's the wires are pretty close

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to each other where the foot andlike sexual pleasure are like together, so
they kind of crossing messed up.Yeah, and then you're a foot freak.
Yeah, yeah, that's what theexplanation is. Is that the explanation
Just like the toe, I'm like, they're braided together. I mean,

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why is it by my ears?Then? Get over here? Why are
you up there? Get over here? I think I thought that maybe you
can give me some perspective on becauseI'm I am well on record as saying
that I have no other than goingto Mexico. I have no interest in
international travel, you know what.I'm with you on that at all.
But you go everywhere I do.But it's my job. But I love

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my job, but in no waywhen I look at brochures and go yeah,
literally no interesting. And I loveLa man, Yeah, I love
LA. I love California okay too. Yeah, And I've seen every state
fifteen times, in every city twentytimes, and it's like I cannot wait
to get on the plane and gethome to La. Right. But of

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international destinations, like you wouldn't likeif you didn't have this job, you
wouldn't be like, Oh, let'sgo see the Eiffel Tower. You seem
like a guy who's more of anexperienced guy. No, that is surprised.
If they got that in Vegas.It looked like they It's dope.
It looks like he's enjoyed the VersashiHotel. I did love the Prasachia Hotel.
I did. I did. Andthat's cool. It is cool.

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But he's but he wasn't there forwork. He wouldn't go. No,
I wouldn't and and you know,and I'll probably burnt out on travel.
I am burnt out, but II do love Oh man, I'm gonna
sound like I love America. Man, I really do. Like people always
want to go overseas, and I'mlike, have you seen Nashville, Tennessee
yet? Have you seen? Youknow what I mean? Have you even?
Have you gone shopping at a momand pop store in Charleston, North

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Carolina? Like, I know thatdoesn't sound cool, but when you go
there, it's like, whoa thisis? This is? Oh? Yeah,
please is me to hear? You'reyou're making me feel better about myself?
Is South Carolina? Put your footin your mouth. It sounds like
your foots in your mouth. Yes, thanks for correcting me, West Carolina.

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But yeah, no, have youhave you gone? Have you gone
to West Virginia? Have you met? Like? Yes, I have and
I don't need to go back.Someone could he make a poster for her?
Yeah, you don't have. Iloved West Virginia. That was one
of my favorite places. I justwent last week and it's just like the
worst time ever. I think thatwas because there was a very personal connection

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show. I thought that was actuallyvery touching. I'm becoming more like a
chick every day. I'm getting moreand I'm getting more and more of these
moments where like I'm not brought totears, but I can kind of feel
like a well up. Yeah,and uh, when when you posted that?
Because so Joe did a show inWest Okay, So Joe did a
show in West Virginia and one ofthe most important if you read Joe's book

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or listen to Joe's book, you'regonna hear the story about his his stepfather,
very important figure in Joe's life andnot like a typical stepfather. This
guy is like a dad, He'sa he's a real like father. Figure,
real supportive dude. And so he'sfrom West Virginia. Yeah, and
so this was like your way too, and he passed away, this is
like your way to pay tribute tohim, so that that, like,

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dude, anybody would love it.It's like wrapping anything in bacon. You
have that emotional stuff wrapped around WestVirginia, You're gonna like West Virginia.
Yeah, I love Yeah, itwas. It was a beautiful moment.
And it made me sad that Ididn't get to go, you know,
like do one of those shows whenhe was alive, you know, to
take him back home. But buthe was there. Man, we felt
him. You know. I knowthis sounds corny, but he did this

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video where I said, you know, I was looking at a bridge and
and you know, just like theguy that was from West Virginia. By
the way, the guy that wasdriving us around looked like his son.
That was crazy. And then uh, and then he took us to a
bridge where they look at fireworks.You know this rare one goes to watch
fireworks, And so we went tothat and and I did a video and
I swear a butterfly flew right overus, and I just so I was

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like, no way, and itjust felt it was. It was very
spiritual. So yeah, that wasIt was a beautiful moment. Yeah,
it was really cool. It wasreally cool. Yeah, I'm sure that
was him. It was definitely whatthey say. I believe. I know,
I believe it, man, Itold yeah. And finding pennies in

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random places totally. I believe allthat. They all say something. They
don't just leave without saying something beforeI wrap this international thing real quick though.
Just walks right over it, justwalk right over. And you're like,
here's a word sponsored a butterfly.Let's get back on track. Speaking

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of butterflies, you had to youtried to do deep fried mazilla sticks,
butterfly juice. Grave is afraid offeed, Gregg's afraid of butterflies. Doesn't
like butterflies, freak them out.They might as well be flying pterodactyls or
something. I mean, the wholeconcept of butterflies gross. So but if
I were, because you have beeneverywhere from what you know about me,

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which apparently is nothing good, wheredo you think? Where do you think
I would like? What would bethe best place for me to go?
I think you enjoy the most thatyou would enjoy the most afraid of a
language barrier. I'm afraid of grossfood. Uh, and then so super
long and you hate traffic. Yeah, no, I can deal with that.

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But like, I don't want todo a lot of sight seeing.
I just want to kind of likebe somewhere and just be able to like
kind of hang. I don't wantto go to like look at old pyramids
and stuff. Yeah, you're justlike men. Yeah have you have you
and and I'm being serious, haveyou been to bank? Yes? Yes,
so dope. Japan. Oh Manband is the best. But I

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say for him, just go toLondon. It's fancy. I would say
you would. I think he wouldenjoy Japan. Yeah, because you're just
that guy. You like that kindof stuff. I think you like electronics.
That sounds very serotypical. I thinkyou like you like nerdy stuff,
right, like you like Halloween costumesyear around. Yeah, you're very supportive

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of all that. Sailor moon again. Yeah, every handy wrapped in paper?
Do you like walking around is takingpictures of everything? You like?
Breakfast with curry s? Do youlike everybody concertantly smiling all the time?
Yeah, we got some more.It's Friday. We got some more Friday

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with Joe Coy coming up next hereon The Woody Show. Hang on back
in the meantime, having an existentialcrisis The Woody Show. All right,
thank you very much, Greg goryaWoody. So we announced Alter Ego.
Let the cat. Well, thecat was already out of the bag.
We just fully threw it out inthe street, I guess, but yeah.
So Alter Ego is happening Saturday,January thirteenth, the Honta Center in

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Anaheim, Paramore the nineteen seventy five, The Black Keys, thirty Seconds to
Mars Bush, some forty one YellowCard, Lovely the Band, and more,
and tickets are going on sale ifyou're a Capitol one card holder in
the morning of Tuesday, October twentyfourth, and tickets to the general public
on stale that Friday, October twentyseventh, and today all day long here

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on All ninety eight seven. We'regiving away tickets every hour now through eight
pm. Oh that's awesome, andall this weekend. So the next chance
to win coming up later on thishour six fifty here on The Woody Show.
Joe Coy is here, and greatnews for everybody here in socol out
of the second show. Another showat the Forum the seventeenth of February is
sold out. Those are gone.But now it's a second show February sixteenth,

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and those tickets are on sale today. Come on this morning at ten
a m. They go on sale. Just go to joecoy dot com.
Yeah, that's a round of apply. Yeah look at that. Yeah,
you love the Forum. I lovethe Forum. I think every one would.
You sold twelve thousand tickets in oneday, right, that was crazy.
It was fifteen hundred that topped itoff on a Saturday, and it
was just like, I mean,this this show is not till February,

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you know what I mean. We'rehere in October, and it was this
is not for You're not filming thisfor anything. This is just like a
show, just the show. Yeah. I mean when you walk into venues,
man and I walk into a lot, you know, they're all they
always brag about this new venue thatthey built in some city and it's like
oh, standy yard, blah blahblah, and you walk in it is
ice cold. Yeah, don't feelthe energy person. Now, it's like

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because you corrected the wrong things,you know what I mean, well,
to be fair, like a lotof the new places, they haven't had
the time to create that kind ofhistory that like you have to season a
pan or what. It hasn't hadtime to become what it might be a
couple, you know, a coupledecades from now, people might have that
new arena go oh dude, allthese cool people played here, kind of
like how people say with the Forum, they had that nostalgia, they have

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that reverence. I agree with you, and I disagree with you, because
like what they build it for islike I think they're like, oh,
well, you know when they shootlive concerts, it always sounds bad in
the old arenas. Here you shootit live and it sounds professionally made.
It's like, yeah, but thenyou lost the live aspect. It sounds
dense in here. It sounds likethere's no life in here. You go
the form man, And I thinkthat speaks for anyone. There's a reason

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why that thing will not go down. Because every artist, even when they
play over at you know, atanother arena, they have to go to
the Forum. They have to putat least one or two dates on the
Forum, because it's just done right. I mean, they do have delicious
Cake back today they do have deliciouscake and I'm going to have a mask.
You guys are coming to this.Yeah, I know. I say
this all the time. I'm takingcare of everything. No, no,
no, and here you guys go. Yea, I swear to this.

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Some proversations. You don't have theshow. I want to do this.
We will. We will go eitherway. Totally. Yeah, we can.
We can make it. I loveit. I love them. When
Woody commits and he comes to anevent and he doesn't have a hat on,
He's like like the kid that hasto wear a suit for the first
time. I was like, oh, this is weird thing about your events.

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I can wear a hat to theshow. It's expected almost Yeah.
Speaking of which, I'm so madat myself. I had my Joe Coy
hat sitting out to wear today toask if I can pull it off,
and I forgot to bring it inbecause I'm wearing my Woody show hat because
it has this kind of brim onit or this kind of yeah you have
the smaller head, right, yeah. And then the the Joe Coy hat,

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which I love. It's camo,it's got your logo on it.
Greg I don't. I don't thinkI can see one off. I should
have brought it in to ask,and I need to get your seal of
approval. If I can, youcan pull it because your eyes, your
eyes always okay. If Greg putson a crappy beanie, no one looks
like because they're like nice eyes.Yeah, always such a straws right to

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the eyes, so blue. Ican swim in so blue. Yeah,
yeah, like they look at me. Dude. Oh, he doesn't like
compliments. Nice boobs, nice boobs. I can't wear those hats because my
head is so massive. My head'sbig. If my head is mass,
I think I'm close to an eight. Yeah, and you put that on
there, it looks like it's sittingon top of my head. Oh wow.
Like it's like it's not a cap. It's just something that's covered in

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the top part of my head.And it's it's it's awful. I got
a big head too, man,I'm telling you. The best hats are
these New era thirty nine thirties.Yeah, those are the best they are.
It's a large, extra large.It fits perfec Yeah it does.
I got this big stupid head.Yeah, and it just it works just
right. Yeah. And by theway, large extra large means it stretches,

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Yes, yeah, which means you'reprobably closer. If it's stretching,
you're the xcel. Yeah, what'ssomething one, they're a brand new But
then I've stretched them out. Youstretched out. I'm not on the same
way. Shirt's my everything else.I'm the same way. I My head
is so big, it's it's embarrassingwhen I'm like, really seven to three
quarter. I probably destroyed my motheron the way out. Oh absolutely,
sorry, whistle when she walks.Well. Joe Coy second show at the

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Forum. Those tickets are on salethis morning at ten am. Just go
to joecoy dot com. The universehas a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be supposed to bethere the Woody Show. All right,
welcome back everybody. Hey, JoeCooy is here. Yeah, and you

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can get the full list of everywherehe's gonna be so you can see Joe
Coy live and in person. Youmet you mentioned you're going to Philly.
Yes, Woody Show airs in Philly, So everybody in Philly. I think
that's the Wells Fargo. Go checkout Joe Coy when he comes to town,
get all the details, take aninformation and more. Just go to
joecoy dot com as j O ko y dot com, stay with the

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Twitter or the ex whatever it's callednow, and Instagram at Joe Coy.
All right, So we were talkingabout a couple of different things before the
break. His love of Feet discussedfeeling. We were talking about international travel,
which I was surprised because you goeverywhere and it seems like you really
get into the whole. Yeah.I know you do it for work,
but I was thinking, like,you know, everybody tries to get me

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to travel internationally, which I haveno real interest to do, and we
are the same. Yeah, andeverybody gives me so much crap about it.
I don't know why people, youknow. And one thing that made
me cringe is when Menace went onthe cruise. It's I'm like, what
do you mean so much? We'llnever say that out loud? Good God,

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be so Bert Kiser is doing acruise. Will there never be a
joke cruise? No? Wow?I know, I know you and Bert
always have this kind of thing goingback and forth, like hey check out
my tour bus. Oh hey checkout my tour busad black check out my
course. By the way, Bertis amazing. Yeah, but it's buses,

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two buses. Yeah. And Imet somebody uh recently. Oh,
I might have texted you already aboutit. Who told me? Next time
I see to pass along there?Hello Billy Gardell? Oh my god,
what a genius he is? Youknow, so nice. One thing I
never talked about is my premium blendon Comedy Central. I don't think people
really remember that. But that's beforeyou got your half hour and then you

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got your hour on Comedy Central.Yeah, and my my premium blend was
sick. I really feel like thattaping was just like an amazing like I
remember, like as a comic fan, I remember like the people that were
in that audience saw a great yeah, because Billy smashed it that night.
We were seeing myself. Why amI following this guy? Why am I

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following this guy? He's a beast? And and yeah, so he played
Mike on Mike and Molly and BobHart's Abashola. He's on that Pittsburgh guy.
Uh, coming back from the fromthe Steelers Raiders game. The guy
went on and on about like youknow, what a hard worker you are
and what a great guy you are. And he did mention he did mention
that Comedy Central thing. Oh hedid. Yeah, Oh that's so cool.

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He mentioned that. And he wastalking about Bert too about they did
some like kind of like it waslike a like a Jack Daniels sponsored thing
to what it was. Yeah,but yeah, he was really cool guy
and he wanted me to pass alonghis whollo. Billy needs to get on
the road again, man, Yeah, on the road anyway. Cruise sucks.
Cruise everything's wet, gross everything.There's a pool, there's people walk

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and just dropping crap on the groundand the wet the pool of slots.
The boat's melts like either salted.Yeah, here's another thing I hate when
people brag about cruises. Man,you can wake up any time and eat.
Yeah, oh that's your selling point. Yeah, I got pizza at
three o'clock in the morning. Okay, that has nothing to do with the
cruise. You're just gross. Hewas eating pizza. Said that I feel

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the way Aboutza you do like cruisepeople. I feel the same way about
casino people. And I'm not feelkingabout the guys who are like kind of
in town for a couple of days. They play a little bit. I'm
talking about the sorry ravye, theraves of the world. But I'm saying,
like the people that would roll withyou who are just like addicted to
gambling, the people who are whojust gamble all the time, they're the
casino rats. Yeah, like theyalways they're good. That's a good description.

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Those are gross people too. Whatdo you play? Oh, those
are the worst gamblers, you know. You know what if machines on a
cruise shooturesself, just take a noseediveoff the side of the boat. Yeah,
no way. Well Joe Cooy ishere. Check him out at joekoy

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dot com. A question. Oh, I had a question last time I
saw you. I was at agambril Racy's birthday party and you had like
a cast on your leg or something. You know, do you have an
injury. I'm at that age nowwhere things are you know, people think
that. Uh, here's the differencebetween a luxury car and the human body.
Right, both of them will lastlong if you put the right stuff

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in it. Yeah. Right.Unfortunately I put the wrong stuff in mind
and my toe needed help. WhatYeah, yeah, I had to get
I had to get Max to surgery. No, basically, they cut part
of it out. It screwed ittogether. It happened, was it?
Before you started talking, I wasgoing to say, like, you know,
if the injury has a cool storybehind it, yeah, then you

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tell the story. If not,you make one up. Yeah, or
you or you sigh and not thatyou had a bunnion or something. You
know, but you did amost loseyour leg because I did listen to Joe
Coy's book. I listened to it, and you had a crazy story where
you almost lost your leg. Yeah, and re fractured. Yeah, but
you're actually doing Yeah, you're doingstorcycle. Yeah, you're actually doing something

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cool. You know. So ifanybody asked, yeah, not because you
had to wear orthopedics. So ifanybody asked, yeah, it's a residual
of that. Yeah, if anybody, if anybody at all, Yeah,
you're right. Yeah, this washer too with the accident. I just
ignored it like a man. Itell you about morning do my candle.

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Yeah. Yeah, they told meI was supposed to do X, Y
and Z. Yeah. I didn'tdo it. I didn't do it.
It's the pay you addressed that toein twenty years. Yeah. Now I'm
limping. But I'm limp and cool. Yeah, well joke, everything breaks
down at a certain age, iswhat I'm saying. Yea, yeah,
And now I you know, milkthat's no longer part of my diet.

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Red meat by that doesn't like togo through my colon? Are you back
eating chicken again? No? Idon't eat chicken at all, No,
I can't. You know what's funnyis I was making jokes about me not
eating milk, and I said,I can't eat shut it, I mean,
and she shut up? See howhe? How does he does this?

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So I had ice cream yesterday andeveryone was like, try, it's
not that good. It's not thatbad. I go, I'm telling you
once, just one little taste ofit, and it's there's a t rex
in my stomach like clockwork. Theminute I did it was like as loud,
the loudest, as if it hada megaphone. Just so yeah,

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man, it's it's all done.Everything's done. So what I'm saying is
to all your young listeners, allyour young listeners, enjoy all that stuff
because it's gonna break down. AndI can't wait. I can't wait to
see you guys. See I'm anidiot. I know that about myself,
certain things are not going to agree, and I go, you know what,
I can eat it and not feelthat way. I can just carry

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around medication with me all the timethat I'm gonna eat it anyway. And
if I start getting bubble guts onthis pop a couple of these bad boys,
We're good. You know. Thisis what it's come to with me.
I can drop stuff now, andnow that I have my son,
I just go. If he's notaround, I'm just like, all right,
well, I'm not picking it upbecause it hurts. We were saying
that it hurts to bend down andcome back up. So if my son's

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there, I'm like, Joe,get this for me. And if he's
not there, I'm like, Iguess I'm not answering my phone. I
guess I guess I'm not taking anyphone calls today. That's on the ground.
Yeah. The worst part of myday putting on my damn shoes.
Bro, tell me, I hateit. So I wear the same shoes
every day. Yeah, man,slip them on. And both of you
guys are thin. Yeah, butmy back, yeah, I know,

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my back is an obeste man.I'm having a gut in like trying to
benet. Have you ever said thefollowing sentence, Oh, my sciatica,
I hate? What the hell Italk about that? Right now? I
got that on stage. And here'sthe thing. It's called an IT band.
What is that? You need tostretch your IT band? And I'm

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like, what is that? Sonow I'm rolling out this IT band with
a foam roller. It's just aspainful sucks. It's either painful rolling it
out or don't roll it out andpainful roller and says, oh, you
should use this or whatever it lookslike, and it seems like it would
feel really good. Like you're lookingat it, go, I bent you

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that feels good. Then you doit and you're like, nope, I
hate I did it. I doit so I can put my shoes on.
Yeah. Well, Joe Coy,thank you. Always crazy, I
always stretch, my friend Joecoy dotcom. Probably the information about all these
shows coming to a city near you, and of course if you're in La.
The Key of Form shows the seventeenthof February sold out, But that

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second show February sixteenth, those ticketsare on sale today. How crazy are
ten thousand tickets sold right away?Nuts? I'm nuts. I just want
to say real quick, I loveall of you, but I need to
hear from you. Woodie. Justsay you loved it. I know it's
hard to do, but I needyou to say it, and I need

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you to be public and we'll I'llbe quiet. Come on, Woody,
just do it. Come on,this is bad radio, bro, just
do it. I love you,I love you too. I love you.
We'll be right back, Baby's jakeup a conversation with the person next

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to you who's also starting traffick.How's it going. We'll be right back.