Are You a Fan of Bubble Baths 1-13-25

Melissa discusses bubble baths AND where she is and isn't willing to take one.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
This is Chris from the DMV. By the way, Happy
new Year, Melissa, Happy.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
New Year, Chris.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
How are you, honey?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's so good what you and Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
You and Jimmy both have issues. I'm just gonna have
the preference our conversation by telling you that we both
have engineer year impossible. You both have issues. First of all,
how filthy is he? Yeah, he doesn't want to soak
in his own skill. That's worth.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Gross. Yeah, I mean awful that he doesn't want to
take a bubble bath.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
But here's the thing. I don't agree with Jimmy on
a lot, but however, I will agree with him on
a bubble bath. I can't do it. I can't do it. Yeah,
the water gets too cold too fast, and I can't
sit here and do nothing. I feel like I'm not
I should be doing something.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You could swim. Wait, both, just move your arms like
you're pretending to swim.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Can't miss the water. I can't do it well with him,
I'm with him on the no bubble bit. Wow, it's
the filtering. Yeah, he get me rolling in my car.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh, I was dying too when he said that I
can't sit my own filth. I was, oh my god, like,
maybe you should get hosed down before you get about them. Yeah,
I do agree. You know, as you get older, it's
a little like more laborious to get into a bubble bath.
And then as a woman, you know when there's like
certain things. You know, when a kid you can just
hop right in, but wow, if you could do it,

(01:33):
it's so I think it's so relaxing. And you turn
on a nice you know, the music and the candles.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
You don't like that, like that candle put that music.
I'm tired. I just want to go to bed and
also sleeping drownds. No, I don't want to do it.
I can't. When vation, if they have a really one
of those ginormous you know, like swimming bathtub, I'll take

(02:02):
a bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, this is where we're This is where now we
are completely different. When I'm on vacation, I'm not getting
anywhere near a bathtub that other people have used, I
like at a hotel or anything. I will I'll lay
the entire floor filled with towels of the bathtub before
I got in that thing now and hold fine, but

(02:26):
not no.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Bed bub.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, No, I bring my own sheets, okay, anyway, I know,
maybe a pillowcase every now. No, I don't, I don't goad.
I'm crying. I pretend we are okay. I love you
so much. You are hysterical. This has been fun.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I love you too.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, Well, forget the bathtub.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I was gonna get you.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I will. Happy New Year, my lord, say go to
the DMV. Chris love you.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I sure love love me too. Funny bye,