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February 3, 2025 3 mins
It's Elmo's birthday! Melissa and Jim celebrate!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, now, first, real quick, it's Almo's birthday today.
Elmo jadgic yaya Almo saw elder. I have the funniest
little thing I found here. Okay, wait, so we're celebrating
Almo's birthday. The only thing is I asked you me
this morning. I have no idea, and I'm dying.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
To know how old is Elmo? How old is Elmo today?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well? I think he was born in the nighties. Okay, wait,
real quick, was he because I don't think he was
on the original Sesame Street.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Okay, well, well, first of all, for all you boys
and girls out there, Almo is three and a half
years old. Oh, happy birthday Almokay, birthday Helmo. However, on
Elma for the rest of us, Okay, he was created
in nineteen seventy nine. In that he made his first

(00:54):
appearance in nineteen eighty, so I'm going to say, yeah,
nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Is his first Yeah, so happy birthday, Almo. That's so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know what Almost pet Peeves is.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Oh no, if this is a joke, Jimmy, I'm not
up for it.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, No, this is this is for real.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, what what are almost Pet peeves Brussels sprouts.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Really he hates Brussels.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I don't know if I knew that that's actually cute.
That makes sense? What popcorn? Popcorn?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Sabby?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Really? He likes what Sabby like Brussels? According to Google?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, all right, wait, I have to play this really
quick because I've been laughing a whole morning. So I
was looking up some stuff about Almo too. And I
don't know if you remember, at the beginning of last year,
Larry David went on The Today Show and he announced
that obviously Curb Your Enthusiasm was going to be the
last season and that was it, and Larry David choked
Elmo on the Today Show.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I don't see that.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I was you, and Elmo, of course, always takes it
in stride because that's how Elmo is. But all right,
you want to hear it when Larry David attacked Elmo
on the Today Show. Okay, here it is. Here's what happened.
Listen this over to Alpha check of the weather and
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

(02:19):
don't you.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Before ask permission? Ask permission before you touch people? There?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay, so Larry David walked off. He choked Elmo. Just
that's why you hear that scraping. He choked him, and
then he apologized, had to apologize, Yeah, you can't choke Elmo.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't know if that was a smart move on
his part.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
And then yeah, she did apologize. Soday, Elmo, and to
all of us who love him, and Almo reminds you
today it's all gonna be okay, and you will be okay.
I love him so much in all of Sesky Street.
So all right, let's get you a thousand bucks. Are
you ready?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I have the keyword.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
The very first of the week, almost birthday.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Never except your apolages.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, cool, Okay, thank you,
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