What Would Your Dog Say If They Could Talk? Ever Been Hit On By Your Friends Parent"

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See King Carmen. It's been ninetyfive, all right. So I have
a little puppy. Well, mydog's not really a puppy anymore, but
I love him just like he's apuppy. You have two dogs at the
house now, Bro, I knowI'm dying. I know. Okay,
every day you're going around NonStop like, okay, hold on, I got
a baby at home. I havea like a puppy puppy at home,

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and another dog at home and atoddler. What I said, you got
a baby. Look, that's howtired he is. I mentioned the toddler
first. That's how exhausted you are. It's been a long, long day
and week. And let me tellyou, every day I feel like it
is getting better, but geez,it is hard. You know. I
remember when you were struggling. Yougot yours because I was like, I
don't know if I want to dothat again. Yeah, because you know

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with the puppy, you would stayup all night. Yeah, you have
you know, be concerned about wherehe's gonna, you know, poop handle
business in the house. You're like, dude, I'm not gonna be able
to let you out at two o'clockin the morning. Nothing is worse than
waking up in the morning when it'slike you gotta go to work and then
you see poop. Yes, geez, they just added ten more minutes.
Ten more minutes. So with thatbeing said, I was sitting there with

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my dog the other day and hewas right, You're like, what are
you saying? What are you mentioningright now? What's on your mind?
Like I could tell he was tryingto have a conversation with me, right
What are pets saying? Is whatI'm thinking right now. That's so funny
that you say that, because yesterdayI was literally thinking that to it with

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my I'm like, oh my god, I think he's like learning his voice.
But what are they saying? Whatwould your pets say if your pet
could speak? Oh? Man,you know because I thought about it.
If you ever look at your dog'seyes and stared and you're like, you
know some things, I cuss somuch sometimes around the house. I know

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my dog is cussing. Oh yeah, I know my dog iss to be.
And then I wonder, like,do they have an accent? As
you know, if my house arebilingual? Good point? So good point?
Like does he know both? So? In two four seven fifty five
five, Amanda, what would yourpets say if your pet could speak?

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Go ahead, mother me with yourlove. But I appreciate you, so
it's okay. I assume that mostdogs say that. Yeah, okay.
We got to Corey on the phoneat two four seven fifty five ninety five.
What would your pets say if yourpet could speak? Go ahead,
say, lady, I'm wasting awayover here, feed me diet because he

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gave a lot of weight. Andso this poor little guy, he's just
the whimpers every time we're eating becausehe wants him so bad. Oh,
dog diet sucks, it does?I mean? And you know what,
Like when I take my dog again, they're like, oh, you know
what, he's a little overweight,but he's not like fat or nothing.
But my thing is, I'm like, he likes to eat, just like

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anybody likes to eat. Exactly exacthe eats when we sometimes don't even realize
he's eating, just grabbing. Yeah, exactly, all right. We got
Melissa the very last call. Goahead, what would your pet say if
your pet could speak? Talk tous? Can you please close the door
when you're having sex? Da close? And like wait, to be either
invited into the rooms or excuse fromthe room. You might just want to

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close the door. Not invited tothe room, might just want to close
the door. And dog's hump theirwatching, watching, trying to get his
he's practicing. Dog is like,okay, oh, I got to see
what you're doing. Dog is like, that's my position right there. Hey
right, oh my gosh. Allright, well, thank you all so
much for your phone call. CK and Karmen is BE ninety five.

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Thank you so much for waking upwith us. C K and Carmen is
BE ninety five. So how wouldyou handle it if a friend's parent was
flirting with you? We're talking aboutthat next. Get ready to tap in
two four seven fifty five ninety five. C K and Karmen is B ninety
five frist Nos Home for Hip Hopin It. So I'm sure you've seen
this story on social media. Isaw this story on doctor Phil. The

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forty nine year old dad with thetwenty two year old best friend. So
here's the thing. Doctor Phil saidthis. You guys are adults, right,
You know, both are adults.Both are adults. Forty nine year
old dad, she's upset that herbest friend was sleeping with the father behind
her back. She ends up gettingpregnant. She calls her friend lazy,

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a gold digger, et cetera.This dude got a lot of money.
He spent a lot of money.They're flying all over the place doing all
sorts of trips. Yeah, Iimagine the conversations that she was having with
her best friend during that time.I was like, girl, he taking
me everywhere, right, And she'slike, girl, I'm so jealous of
you. I'm just kidding. Idon't know. I can't imagine, right,
because you didn't know it was thedad that was doing all those things.

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But you know, even though thedaughter basically had some issues with this,
big time issues with it, He'slike, look, you know,
I'm gonna treat her right. I'mgonna do the things that you know,
she gets me, I get herwith it. I'm gonna do the things
I did for you because you're mychild, you know. And it's a
tough one. This is a weit's a weird story. So when you

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see something like this, what areyour initial thoughts? I mean some people
are like, ooh, that's disgusting, or whatever the case may be.
What are your thoughts. What didR Kelly say which one? But I'm
just saying, I mean, here'sa lot of Aleah song that I think
he wrote for a Leah. Yeah. But let's be honest, we all
know who's the when that said it. Now, the thing is, I
feel with age, it's a littletricky situation, right, because there are

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some young folks who are way moremature than they are in their age.
However, I'm not one to judgeif you have a preference or you just
happen to fall in love with someonewho happens to be younger with you know,
than you, but you're both adultsto his own. However, what
I find crazy is that it's yourdaughter's best friend, like friend, Yeah,
that's daughter's friend. Yeah. Andthat wasn't the first time that apparently

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he had hit on a daughter's friend. So he has a thing. He
asked, like one of the daughter'sfriends to go on a date. Would
you like to go on a date? Wow? She said no. He
left it alone. He's like,look, I'm not gonna be predatory about
it. I'm not gonna go crossingany life. I mean, I think
he's crossing lines because I mean,that's your daughter's friend. Yeah, but
he's like, look, once yousaid no, it's no, I'm not.

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I'm not pushing the issue any further. It's I just know where I
am after I divorced my wife orhis wife at the time. He likes
dating younger women. That's just whathe does. Yeah, it's clear that
he's got a preference. Yes,so I'm assuming the relationship with him and
his daughter has already kind of beenYeah, there's an issue there, and
you know she really wants a relationshipwith his father. So how would you

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handle it if a friend's parent,I guess a friend's parent just started flirting
with you? What would you do? How would you handle it? Gonna
take phone calls at two four sevenfifty that? I mean, it depends
on how the dad is. I'mjust saying how the dad is. Don't
know how hot the dad is.I'm just kidding. But let's get Sasha
in here. Sasha, you don'tgo ahead and talk about it. How

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would you handle it if a friend'sparent was flirting with you? I doesn't
re have had relationships with the parentsof my friends before. So if there
was something I was down for thatwas interested in, I would jump on
that. Okay, Okay, well, I mean that's Sasha right there.

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It kind of goes back to whatyou said earlier, like, hey,
you know what, you're an adult. I mean, Sasha is like,
I jump on that. But thething is, yeah, like I said,
like, have you seen, forinstance, if I was friends with
Sweety, have you seen her dad? Okay, I haven't seen Sweety.
That's a good looking dude. I'dbe like, look, we could be
best friends. However, I'm tryingto get a little some of that.

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But obviously I don't even know ifhe's married or not. But very good
looking dode and she always goes onsocial media. Is like, y'all stay
away from my dad, away formy dad. Yeah, yeah, all
right, let's get uh, let'sget Sam Sam at two four seven fifty
five ninety five. How would youhandle it if a friend's parent was flirting
with you, would you go afterit? What would you do? Talk
to us? I think I wouldgo for it. I will say I'm

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gonna be that dude. I'm gonnabe that dude, like I'm try bro.
We we might talk about it.I'm gonna say, fella, I
ain't gonna try and keep it onthe download. Nothing like that, like
we I mean, I don't knownow I'm thinking about it. She might
want to keep it on a downloadto uh mother's wishes. Uh, And
I aim to please. I'm justgonna put it out there like that.

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There you go. I mean,it's just it's funny to me the way
that he just answered, like,hell, yes, yes for me.
No, like, well, Igotta see you know, if she's hot
then cool. If not, hewas like, I don't care, I'm
wit is you with it? Heended by saying, aim to please.
Yeah, So I mean, okay, see, this is an interesting thing
to me. We've had this.This is crazy, but not too crazy

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for Fresnel, because we've had TuesdayMorning TI confessions that have been way off
the wall, and a lot ofthose thinks about a lot of those were
like husbands or husband's people that werelike, oh yeah, I've been with
my dad, my investment's dad,or the other way around. The moms,
and there was a lot more women. So yeah, it's a thing.
Apparently. If you want to seethe video of the forty nine year

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old father, the twenty two yearold best friend, and the daughter all
on Doctor Phil. You could seethat video. It's up on our Instagram
page right now. Go to Bninety five for life dot com and you'll
see c Knkarmen and going on ourpage and you'll see everything that we're talking
about. We'll take one more call. We'll get let's get John on the
phone. How would you handle itif your friend's parents was flirting with you?

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John, go ahead, but youget all of that paint and why
not? You know, it's justthis little miless furden. Now I actually
want to go to the next levelthat I might have to sump to break,
but you know, I'll flirt alittle bit. Why not? You
know, I just find it crazybecause look, so you know, when
my kids' friends come over, they'relike, oh my god, your mom's
just like mom. I hate thatmy friends always say that these are thirteen
year old boys. Okay. Ieven if say, like ten years from

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now, when they'll be twenty three, I would still I don't know,
I still find it weird just becauseI would see them or y as thirteen
year old boys, yes, orlike my own kids, right, you
would view them as thirteen year oldboy? No? No, no,
Like if there were ten years fromnow. That's what I'm saying because in
the back of your mind you stillkid, you're right right right kid that
you know I watched you grow growup. Yeah, so you in my

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mind you look like a thirteen yearold boy even though you're twenty three.
Yeah. And honestly, even ifthey didn't like there weren't friends, I
grew up with my son, Iwas still find it weird because you're just
hanging with my son. Like so, I'm just I don't know, it's
it's weird. But to each hisown, Okay, c King Karmen being
on B ninety five, Like Isaid, if you want to see this
video, it's up on our pageright now, go to be ninety five

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for life dot com and you'll seewhat everybody's talking about. Forty nine year
old dad, twenty two year oldbest friend and she happens to be pregnant.
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