Real or Fake News Headlines 04/23/25

Real or Fake News Headlines 04/23/25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Messy. That is Lola Young Key one hundred with Dave
Engine in time for some realer fake news headlines.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Oh, let's hear him on this hump day.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh it's day, it's wall that's fine. Here we are.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Man passes gas in seven eleven, threatens to do it
again unless they give him the money in the cash register.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I've already passed some gas. I will do it again
unless you give me all your money.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I feel like get out of here. Fake okay, good,
good good.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'd be like, get out, sir, I got to call
the police.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Don't make me call the cops.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I will pass gas again.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, well I will punch you, please please.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Former nightclub bouncer Pope Francis gave his opinion on Aliens
reeler fake.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, now I'm gonna go with real correct I'm sorry,
was Pope Francis, a former nightclub bouncing.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Not that I was aware of top it. As the
world mourns the passing in Pope France's people are starting
to remember some of the stranger parts of his reign,
and in twenty fourteen, he was delivering a homily on acceptance.
Oh not sure what that is.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
I don't know either, who are we.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
To close doors even to people from Mars? He continued, saying, if,
for example, tomorrow an expedition of Martians came here to
us and said, I want to be baptized, what would happen?
Wait all, what's that have to do with him being
a nightclub bouncer?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
By the way, I do see. I googled it and
it says he was a bouncer at a nightclub in
Buenos Aires. Okay, so he was at one point in life,
you know what I mean. I mean he had a
life all now. He was also a tango dancer in
a pizza life.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I MG.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I love this man so much and I'm so sad
he's gone. He's going to change the world.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Man, he could change the world.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
He did. But at the same time, he still could
all right.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Eighty four year old man falls off crucifix during Eastern reenactment.
Real or fake?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Oh boy? Real? Ah? That is real?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Where did we do this, guys?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Where did we do this one?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Let's take a look. This is all goodness West Virginia,
in West Virginia, No, it's not in Western West Virginia.
Happened on Good Fridays for eighty four year old man
critically injured by the way admitted to the ICU with
broken ribs. His family is saying, though, that his condition

(02:52):
has improved. So that's goodness.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I'm glad to hear that. But oh goodness, gracious, oh my,
well get well, Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
You know who thinks social media is bad for the
use young people?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Real? Great headline, wonderful headline there, okay, oh am to
the g A.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
New Pew Research Center survey reveals that nearly half of
US teens believe social media negatively affects their peers' mental health.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well, there you have it, there we go, And that's
so true. You know, there is a trend with younger
kids that they're buying old flip phones that don't connect
to the internet. Yeah really, yeah, because they don't want
to be stuck on the Internet all the time.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
And listen, we.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Were not when we grew up. You know, the Internet
was not on our phone. It was like, oh, you
got home and you dialed up on AOL, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
And if you did get on the Internet on your phone,
you hurried up and shut it down. Yet kill you