Real or Fake News Headlines 04/24/25

Real or Fake News Headlines 04/24/25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kendrick, Lamar and Scissor. It is Luther Key one hundred
with Dave and Jin on a cloudy but yet warm Thursday. Yeah,
like eighty yeah, man, cloudy a eight. Okay, it's a
fun time, all right. Ten Ready for reeler make news headlines.
Joy Dubai announces plans to build city a mile beneath

(00:28):
the surface of the Earth.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Reel or fake, I mean it's Dubai. I would assume
real real is. Yeah, okay, well I kind of thought
that they might be the first ones to do it,
but okay, got ahead.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
NASA finds ten mile thick layer of diamond on Mercury
reel or fake fake fake is.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, Oh I'm killing it this morning, okay, accurate.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Ten mile thi of diamond.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
So that's the planet we need to start living on, guys,
not mar I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Just start mining it and bring them some diamonds back there.
You go.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, you know, I don't know if the US can
say that we can do that. I'd say that that
would be a whole world situation. Sure, you know, decision
on that one. I mean, you know, it's not our planet.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Whoever gets there first, No, that's I think.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
How we've been doing things for a while and maybe
not the greatest.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
IDEA Alabama man arrested for duct taping hamsters to Frisbees
for fun party rides.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Reel or fake, please be fake?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Unfortunately, Fortunately, I know Peta is thrilled that that's fake.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Come on the thing. I had a friend growing up
who took kittens and put them in a shoe and
launched them and I didn't think it was funny, but
some people thought it was.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, they're called psychopaths.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Okay, Oh, my.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Friend Charles Manson Jeffrey Dahmer.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
O mine Las Vegas company will sell you your own personal
satellite reel or fake fake fake is Oh my gosh,
everything I'm wrong at today?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
What is happening?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
United Spaceports Corporation, based in Las Vegas is offering five
point five million dollar packages for private individuals to own
a military grade satellite.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh my goodness, are you serious?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Right now? The price includes the satellite, a launch into
low Earth orbit via SPA SpaceX by the way, and
at around control station. Well and just five point five
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
You know you got that, you know, because yeah, that's
easy to spend. But at the same time, do we
really this is not what we should be doing, right,
I mean, come on, oh my goodness, all.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right, man walks fifty three miles in bird costume to
raise awareness for endangered species.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well that would be nice.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Realer fake bank, fake is.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, oh my god, this is real killing it today.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Man, fifty three miles of a bird day.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
You know, did you know that our beautiful little Jennifer
Garner is walking sixty seven miles because it takes about
sixty seven dollars a day to feed a child that's hungry.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, that's cool exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
So yeah, she's doing that and trying to raise funds
and she does little joke on the daily. It's okute,
I'm not I love.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Our guy's dressing up in a bird costume. Well