February 7, 2025 • 14 mins
We welcomed Eric Schwartz in the studio today for Free Comedy Friday
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
That's the Chili Peppers on the show. It's Rock one
oh five three. It is a free comedy Friday today
and we have one of the free comedy Friday legends
in studio, make me his grand return to San Diego.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Eric Schwartz is back.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Ladies and gentlemen performing at the Mic Drop Comedy Club
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Gotta show tonight, got to show tomorrow night. That's what
it does. You guys gave me a mic, handheld mic,
just so I could drop it. Honestly, you you move
better with that handheld mic. Yeah, I can. I could.
I can go around the studio. Yeah, make love to
the ladies. Whatever you need to do. I could on
thor listen.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't make a lot of promises, you know out
there it is what it is. I promise you're gonna
have a good time. To go, Sierra. You go see
Eric this weekend. You're gonna have a great time. Bring
your lady because you know they're gonna get all hot
and bothered with some of your love songs that you perform.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I mean, you usually call it free you comedy Friday,
but when I come in Yo, it's freak comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know, comedy smoothie. Baby, you got a surrender to
the blender. Just roll with it, man, just roll with it. Eric,
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Good to see you back.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Hey, good to be here in San Diego. I just
spent an hour on your beautiful five freeway.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah that was fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, Well you see what's on the ground here, water forgot.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, any little bit a toplet we'll send you know,
people flying. Yeah people. Where where did you come from?
And I go san Diego? Yeah yeah, I get from
San Diego. Yeah, that's a little rough. That's a little rough.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Not fun.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I still love san Diego though, you love San Diego
on another level so much so it's unhealthy.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Again, I'm gonna I'm gonna give myself a little bit
of credit here. Yes, back in the day, Eric does songs.
This is you know, he's a comedian and he does
songs and he's hilarious and there's all kinds of great stuff.
And uh, he was doing like cities songs and he said, bro,
can we get a San Diego song please? And next thing,
you know, next time Eric appeared, he had a San
(02:08):
Diego song. It's It's shot to the top of the charts.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yea iTunes. It was literally the greatest song. Se why
is that funny? Though?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Like it should be right, it should be well now
you say that, you know the chorus.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Sandy Yank, come on, man, it's my favorite song of
all time.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
All time.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
You like it more than Eddie's favorite song of all
time until just now It takes two by Rob Bas.
He said it's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It is the greatest song ever.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I still think he's doing it about to be possessed,
but it sounds of come on Eddie and d J Smoothie.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, America, time that remix it.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I got to remix it with it. It takes two
to do it. Don't can make me promises like this,
I'll cry.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I can't do it there because I used to be
a DJ and so I have the skills. You are amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So the San Diego song blew up. It was fantastic.
He's performed it many times. We love it. But guess what,
guys what he dropped the sequel, Eddie, I need you
to do the chorus? Is you ready?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I want to like let's let's let's come on, Let's
he's it, Let's pump the brakes pump the breaks, pump
the brakes.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Listen, are we going to run some controversial non? Yeah,
the sponsor would be like, yes, after the break, I'm
not doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Eric has made a sequel to the San Diego song,
a remix, and it is I got a preview because again.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He's on my on the He's on my board.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I'm in the I'm in the credits, I mean the
credits as the creator of the San Diego song.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
For sure, I hadn't zero to do with the writing
of it. But listen, inspiration, Thank you inspiration.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
And so I am thrilled to share with everyone the
brand new San Diego song and Eric is going to
perform it.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wow you Eddie.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
First of all, thank you Eddie. Credit where credit is due.
You guys are lucky to have a show like the
show here in San Diego.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Thank you. That is true. Thank you. I couldn't agree more.
I'm lucky to be here and I will show my
love for Sandie. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, I'm gonna step out. I'm not doing that. I'm
not doing debut. Maybe I'll show up at Mike Drop
this weekend. Maybe I'll jump on stage. Hell yeah, all
right the breaks. Okay, are you ready? Yeah, you're ready.
Let's go. I goes like this, Sandy Diego. Part to
your America's hot is sitting. Yes, so fine.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Now, Sandy Diego, I didn't mean to leave. Won't you
take me back?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Please? Why are you so pretty?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You're so dang fine.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
San Diego, Diago or even Diego.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Wanna see your world and land in.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Your legos because your valley's like boom and your mountains
like pow.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Take me back right now. O w downs alkoholne it
means box. Let me get that walk Diego.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, y'are making me high. I want that Julian pie
driving down the Spive. It might be slow, but I
go turbo on the taco from Roberto's, rubbing on your
gas lamp. After your dark I want to go wild
in your animal park low riding down Logan and we'll
see what's next. Let me cross that border, baby, c
b X. I can't help the San Diego. You make
(05:53):
me weak, got me straining like I'm training Navy Seals
Hell week. San Diego Football Club, it's a brand new team,
but I want to put you between the F and
C agriculture, military, biotech, and beach.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So meet me at Kobe's and let swap.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Me in your cold.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm not that small. The water is called Saniego.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Not aware the whole people dwell and when I die,
I'm gonna haunt the hotels.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Wow. You didn't think I could do it again.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You didn't think I could do it again, But you
guys inspire me.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That was crazy. You're just dancing Kobe swapp meet me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I'm gonna be the first rapper sponsored by Kobe Swat all.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Right, they really could. Wow, Eric, that was fantastic. I
did the first one, Untouchable, and then I hear that
and I'm like, what's what dude?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Wait what girl? You put you between the F and C. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
That is my That is my review. Thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
He did it again, you know, And I was listening
to you guys on the way in with the halftime show,
like you guys love the halftime show, and that's like
what I I That's what my show is is a
halftime show.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I realized what would be great is if Kendrick Project.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Brought you out, you know, like in the middle of
not like us, he stops it and then there comes out.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Ship if you, if you could be on this.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I wish, I wish that that he would bring out Drake.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
That's my want. I want him to. I know it's
not gonna happen, to reconcile, and yeah, the whole thing.
I know that's not gonna happen because they're in a lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
That is true, But Drake suited him because he lost
the battle.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I think like maybe he could bring out Drake's lawyer.
That would be great, and the Drake lawyer battles him, yeah,
on the stage. Yeah, And I wonder what that would
sound like, you.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Guys, Honestly, I can't figure this out.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, I made this song that Drake's lawyer can perform.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Okay, Okay, Okay, I have to get my lawyer was
on right, Okay, here we go, Here we go, defamation
streams inflated. I'm Drake's lawyer and I'm lit a Gayton.
Got a call from Aubrey gotta make this stop for
meat making me a mockery.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I never flirted with Nelly Boby.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
When I hear music, I'll sue your Here comes the lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You've got no chance.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
You should be triggered because we got a slam dunk
case told lie with direct aim to defame Drake.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So many, so many, so many laws you violated. First Rep.
Beef two beek settled by the state.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
UMTA made the streams in play, streaming bots in payola
all day.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
We know because we done the same.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
But the more we come plain no more plays.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
What the he is?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Drake?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yes, hits, He's the king of the six, He's the best,
He's the goat. That's until Kendrick diss Now his plays
took us and he's owed what he's missed fifty mil. No,
that won't pay his rent off top I take thirty
three percent. Drake is my money tree. But Kendrick swung
the ax when his Spotify reps said it's a rap,
no rebuttal ain't coming from Drake. He's halfed out, got
no more to say, times out, just want to get
(09:40):
paid Spotify put this on a play list.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Lawyer up, lawyer up.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Let me tell you something that was phenomenal. There's another
one there.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I want you to do it because I want people
to come see you at the micro Droft Collegook this
weekend tonight Tomorrow night seven o'clock shows, go see Eric.
Will you do your Diddy baby oil song?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Can I request that you do that tonight the show
because it's one of the funniest things. Eric puts out
so much good stuff. If you don't follow this guy,
you have so many different social channels, YouTube, all that stuff.
Your Diddy song is one of the funniest things I've
ever heard of my life.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
For those who don't know, the song he just parodied
was Squabble Up by Kendrick, which you're definitely gonna hear at.
That was incredible. That was really good. That was because
I love that song. That's great.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I try to, like, I try to like really, I'm
a hip hop head for sure, Like so I always
try to honor.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I mean, you look at you.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I mean, I mean everyone says I look like Adam
Silver from the NBA Commissioner, but you don't know he
has bars.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
He has bars. I believe it. I believe it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
But yeah, I'm telling you all the stuff that Eric does.
Eric is it. We're right around Valentine's Day, so you know,
you your love songs and things like that. I'm telling
you this is a perfect show to bring a day,
to bring your galaxy whatever. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Go see.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I can't do the Diddy Baby Oil song because it's
the language. I can't do it on the radio. I
can do it at the show. Go see it at
the show because it is hysterical.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
You can.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I drop a new one on you that you guys
haven't heard, because I do the Valentine's song right because
I was like, we can bump and grive, but I
got no time to be your Valentine. You got to
say it right right, you know what I'm saying, Like
you can't say library, et cetera. But there's a new
song because and this one's in Spanish. Now don't worry
if you don't know the words, Yeah, you'll be able
(11:46):
to figure out. It's just a vibe, okay, because I
love this. There's this coffee that I love, this Mexican
coffee because you know, my stepfather's Mexican. If you don't know,
I'm Mexican and my stepfather's Mexican, so I'm quarterstep Mexican.
I'm also Jewish challon can.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Wow combo. Yeah, yeah, I'm just Jewish, are you? Yeah?
I wish you're like the most delicious soup ever.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, that's what they serve bar mitzva kine snires and okay.
But so there's this coffee that I love called coffeti.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh ya. It is delicious.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
It's like cinnamon, this really great sugar. It's like a
rock sugar called canella cinnamon star anise clove. It's so delicious,
but I can't find it many places here and los
a oh, that's what they call it United States. That's
how they abbreviate uses. But for some reason, they just
(12:42):
make it cute, like they're tickling.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
So to popularize coffetti oa, I made this song. It's
all in Spanish. It goes with the dance and I'll do.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
It for you. But this is crazy.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Got cafe na Kayle's ghana gomo yama capet yeah oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh yeah capet oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah. I'm
not public grinding am I.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
A roma picante yam my attention, aroma yam a me
person agado pasay no and.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Me boca frappuccinoo. You guys know, that's when I just
want to take a capet. Oh yeah, I'm you gotta
(14:02):
go into the show.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
The whole show is like this, NonStop energy, NonStop hilarity.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Eric. Love having you back. Good to see you, my friend.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Thanks, And you know, sometimes I'll give a little giveaway,
but this time, I know people were like asking me.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
But guys, I work hard.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
No go see drop comedy clubs, give to your to
your socials because I want people to follow you.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, Eric Schwartz with three e's E E E R
I C S C h W A R t Z.
Let me know you're coming. What's up, Eric Schwartz shut him.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Up in the d M. Yeah, shoot me up to
see Eric.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
All right, We've been talking a lot about the super
Bowl this morning, but we haven't made our picks yet.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
We're gonna pay who is going to win the game
nexas Sports to hurt
That's the Chili Peppers on the show. It's Rock one
oh five three. It is a free comedy Friday today
and we have one of the free comedy Friday legends
in studio, make me his grand return to San Diego.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Eric Schwartz is back.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Ladies and gentlemen performing at the Mic Drop Comedy Club
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Gotta show tonight, got to show tomorrow night. That's what
it does. You guys gave me a mic, handheld mic,
just so I could drop it. Honestly, you you move
better with that handheld mic. Yeah, I can. I could.
I can go around the studio. Yeah, make love to
the ladies. Whatever you need to do. I could on
thor listen.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I don't make a lot of promises, you know out
there it is what it is. I promise you're gonna
have a good time. To go, Sierra. You go see
Eric this weekend. You're gonna have a great time. Bring
your lady because you know they're gonna get all hot
and bothered with some of your love songs that you perform.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I mean, you usually call it free you comedy Friday,
but when I come in Yo, it's freak comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
You know, comedy smoothie. Baby, you got a surrender to
the blender. Just roll with it, man, just roll with it. Eric,
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Man?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Good to see you back.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Hey, good to be here in San Diego. I just
spent an hour on your beautiful five freeway.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah that was fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, Well you see what's on the ground here, water forgot.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, any little bit a toplet we'll send you know,
people flying. Yeah people. Where where did you come from?
And I go san Diego? Yeah yeah, I get from
San Diego. Yeah, that's a little rough. That's a little rough.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Not fun.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I still love san Diego though, you love San Diego
on another level so much so it's unhealthy.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Again, I'm gonna I'm gonna give myself a little bit
of credit here. Yes, back in the day, Eric does songs.
This is you know, he's a comedian and he does
songs and he's hilarious and there's all kinds of great stuff.
And uh, he was doing like cities songs and he said, bro,
can we get a San Diego song please? And next thing,
you know, next time Eric appeared, he had a San
(02:08):
Diego song. It's It's shot to the top of the charts.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yea iTunes. It was literally the greatest song. Se why
is that funny? Though?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Like it should be right, it should be well now
you say that, you know the chorus.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Sandy Yank, come on, man, it's my favorite song of
all time.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
All time.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
You like it more than Eddie's favorite song of all
time until just now It takes two by Rob Bas.
He said it's the greatest.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It is the greatest song ever.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I still think he's doing it about to be possessed,
but it sounds of come on Eddie and d J Smoothie.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, America, time that remix it.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I got to remix it with it. It takes two
to do it. Don't can make me promises like this,
I'll cry.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I can't do it there because I used to be
a DJ and so I have the skills. You are amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
So the San Diego song blew up. It was fantastic.
He's performed it many times. We love it. But guess what,
guys what he dropped the sequel, Eddie, I need you
to do the chorus? Is you ready?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hold on?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I want to like let's let's let's come on, Let's
he's it, Let's pump the brakes pump the breaks, pump
the brakes.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Listen, are we going to run some controversial non? Yeah,
the sponsor would be like, yes, after the break, I'm
not doing that.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
No.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Eric has made a sequel to the San Diego song,
a remix, and it is I got a preview because again.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He's on my on the He's on my board.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I'm in the I'm in the credits, I mean the
credits as the creator of the San Diego song.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
For sure, I hadn't zero to do with the writing
of it. But listen, inspiration, Thank you inspiration.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
And so I am thrilled to share with everyone the
brand new San Diego song and Eric is going to
perform it.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wow you Eddie.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
First of all, thank you Eddie. Credit where credit is due.
You guys are lucky to have a show like the
show here in San Diego.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Thank you. That is true. Thank you. I couldn't agree more.
I'm lucky to be here and I will show my
love for Sandie. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Man?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, I'm gonna step out. I'm not doing that. I'm
not doing debut. Maybe I'll show up at Mike Drop
this weekend. Maybe I'll jump on stage. Hell yeah, all
right the breaks. Okay, are you ready? Yeah, you're ready.
Let's go. I goes like this, Sandy Diego. Part to
your America's hot is sitting. Yes, so fine.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Now, Sandy Diego, I didn't mean to leave. Won't you
take me back?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Please? Why are you so pretty?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You're so dang fine.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
San Diego, Diago or even Diego.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Wanna see your world and land in.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Your legos because your valley's like boom and your mountains
like pow.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Take me back right now. O w downs alkoholne it
means box. Let me get that walk Diego.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, y'are making me high. I want that Julian pie
driving down the Spive. It might be slow, but I
go turbo on the taco from Roberto's, rubbing on your
gas lamp. After your dark I want to go wild
in your animal park low riding down Logan and we'll
see what's next. Let me cross that border, baby, c
b X. I can't help the San Diego. You make
(05:53):
me weak, got me straining like I'm training Navy Seals
Hell week. San Diego Football Club, it's a brand new team,
but I want to put you between the F and
C agriculture, military, biotech, and beach.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So meet me at Kobe's and let swap.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Me in your cold.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I'm not that small. The water is called Saniego.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Not aware the whole people dwell and when I die,
I'm gonna haunt the hotels.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Wow. You didn't think I could do it again.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You didn't think I could do it again, But you
guys inspire me.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That was crazy. You're just dancing Kobe swapp meet me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
I'm gonna be the first rapper sponsored by Kobe Swat all.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Right, they really could. Wow, Eric, that was fantastic. I
did the first one, Untouchable, and then I hear that
and I'm like, what's what dude?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Wait what girl? You put you between the F and C. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
That is my That is my review. Thank you guys.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
He did it again, you know, And I was listening
to you guys on the way in with the halftime show,
like you guys love the halftime show, and that's like
what I I That's what my show is is a
halftime show.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I realized what would be great is if Kendrick Project.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Brought you out, you know, like in the middle of
not like us, he stops it and then there comes out.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Ship if you, if you could be on this.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I wish, I wish that that he would bring out Drake.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
That's my want. I want him to. I know it's
not gonna happen, to reconcile, and yeah, the whole thing.
I know that's not gonna happen because they're in a lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
That is true, But Drake suited him because he lost
the battle.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I think like maybe he could bring out Drake's lawyer.
That would be great, and the Drake lawyer battles him, yeah,
on the stage. Yeah, And I wonder what that would
sound like, you.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Guys, Honestly, I can't figure this out.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, I made this song that Drake's lawyer can perform.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Okay, Okay, Okay, I have to get my lawyer was
on right, Okay, here we go, Here we go, defamation
streams inflated. I'm Drake's lawyer and I'm lit a Gayton.
Got a call from Aubrey gotta make this stop for
meat making me a mockery.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I never flirted with Nelly Boby.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
When I hear music, I'll sue your Here comes the lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You've got no chance.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
You should be triggered because we got a slam dunk
case told lie with direct aim to defame Drake.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
So many, so many, so many laws you violated. First Rep.
Beef two beek settled by the state.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
UMTA made the streams in play, streaming bots in payola
all day.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
We know because we done the same.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
But the more we come plain no more plays.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
What the he is?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Drake?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yes, hits, He's the king of the six, He's the best,
He's the goat. That's until Kendrick diss Now his plays
took us and he's owed what he's missed fifty mil. No,
that won't pay his rent off top I take thirty
three percent. Drake is my money tree. But Kendrick swung
the ax when his Spotify reps said it's a rap,
no rebuttal ain't coming from Drake. He's halfed out, got
no more to say, times out, just want to get
(09:40):
paid Spotify put this on a play list.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Lawyer up, lawyer up.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Let me tell you something that was phenomenal. There's another
one there.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I want you to do it because I want people
to come see you at the micro Droft Collegook this
weekend tonight Tomorrow night seven o'clock shows, go see Eric.
Will you do your Diddy baby oil song?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Can I request that you do that tonight the show
because it's one of the funniest things. Eric puts out
so much good stuff. If you don't follow this guy,
you have so many different social channels, YouTube, all that stuff.
Your Diddy song is one of the funniest things I've
ever heard of my life.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
For those who don't know, the song he just parodied
was Squabble Up by Kendrick, which you're definitely gonna hear at.
That was incredible. That was really good. That was because
I love that song. That's great.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I try to, like, I try to like really, I'm
a hip hop head for sure, Like so I always
try to honor.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I mean, you look at you.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
I mean, I mean everyone says I look like Adam
Silver from the NBA Commissioner, but you don't know he
has bars.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
He has bars. I believe it. I believe it.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
But yeah, I'm telling you all the stuff that Eric does.
Eric is it. We're right around Valentine's Day, so you know,
you your love songs and things like that. I'm telling
you this is a perfect show to bring a day,
to bring your galaxy whatever. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Go see.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I can't do the Diddy Baby Oil song because it's
the language. I can't do it on the radio. I
can do it at the show. Go see it at
the show because it is hysterical.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
You can.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I drop a new one on you that you guys
haven't heard, because I do the Valentine's song right because
I was like, we can bump and grive, but I
got no time to be your Valentine. You got to
say it right right, you know what I'm saying, Like
you can't say library, et cetera. But there's a new
song because and this one's in Spanish. Now don't worry
if you don't know the words, Yeah, you'll be able
(11:46):
to figure out. It's just a vibe, okay, because I
love this. There's this coffee that I love, this Mexican
coffee because you know, my stepfather's Mexican. If you don't know,
I'm Mexican and my stepfather's Mexican, so I'm quarterstep Mexican.
I'm also Jewish challon can.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Wow combo. Yeah, yeah, I'm just Jewish, are you? Yeah?
I wish you're like the most delicious soup ever.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, that's what they serve bar mitzva kine snires and okay.
But so there's this coffee that I love called coffeti.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh ya. It is delicious.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
It's like cinnamon, this really great sugar. It's like a
rock sugar called canella cinnamon star anise clove. It's so delicious,
but I can't find it many places here and los
a oh, that's what they call it United States. That's
how they abbreviate uses. But for some reason, they just
(12:42):
make it cute, like they're tickling.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
So to popularize coffetti oa, I made this song. It's
all in Spanish. It goes with the dance and I'll do.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
It for you. But this is crazy.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Got cafe na Kayle's ghana gomo yama capet yeah oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Oh yeah capet oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah. I'm
not public grinding am I.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
A roma picante yam my attention, aroma yam a me
person agado pasay no and.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Me boca frappuccinoo. You guys know, that's when I just
want to take a capet. Oh yeah, I'm you gotta
(14:02):
go into the show.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
The whole show is like this, NonStop energy, NonStop hilarity.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Eric. Love having you back. Good to see you, my friend.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Thanks, And you know, sometimes I'll give a little giveaway,
but this time, I know people were like asking me.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
But guys, I work hard.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
No go see drop comedy clubs, give to your to
your socials because I want people to follow you.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, Eric Schwartz with three e's E E E R
I C S C h W A R t Z.
Let me know you're coming. What's up, Eric Schwartz shut him.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Up in the d M. Yeah, shoot me up to
see Eric.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
All right, We've been talking a lot about the super
Bowl this morning, but we haven't made our picks yet.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
We're gonna pay who is going to win the game
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