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Speaker 1 (00:01):
That's corn on the show. It's rock with oh five three.
Well today is a free comedy Friday, and man, are
we excited you having one of the funniest humans on
the planet in studio. He's performing at the mic Drop
Comedy Club. Couple shows tonight, couple shows tomorrow night. The
great Jay Ferrell. What's going on? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Let's shout out those times, baby, the nine seven o'clock,
thirty seven and nine thirty tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
We're doing it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Drop. What's up.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm in the building. I'm in the building. Thank you
so much for the lotion. Not yeah, hold on now,
hold on, brold on, now, you can't. You can't say
that comfortably in twenty.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Four no more.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Never where you're at. My cheeks never got clapped. Okay,
I didn't. I didn't go there. I peeped. I said,
I'm not I'm not interested in any of that. Freak no,
no freakings.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
For just to check it out. I bet you would.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Not.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You heard things, did you know? Because I don't know anything.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
There's been rumors for years, and you know, folks that
I do know that. You know I'm not gonna put
out your stuff, but you know it was just a
matter of time before this happened to this man. And yeah,
it's a slippery situation, you know what nobody is talking about.
Everybody's talking about him and the parties. Think about the
maid though, to clean oil off of the gd she
(01:44):
was slipping and sliding all over the place. She slipped
the disc that was she was there for weeks.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
She was there.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Think about the butler. Think about the butler. Yeah, yeah, well,
we haven't seen him in a while. You need to
check on him. Put an ap b out for that guy.
We haven't seen him since making the band.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Maybe he didn't want to hold them bread anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
He was just like, all right, play boy, Well you know,
I'm gonna lock you up in the basement, you know,
and it's gonna get real.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's you're gonna be scraping and scrounching.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Daddy.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't trust any grown men that calls me but
that calls me daddy.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
If you call me daddy, beautiful, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
And that's it.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's a cultural thing for folks in Harlem. They come
up to you and you know, I know some I
know some straight up the head of rolls in Harlem
that say something that say things called him just grouped
them head of rolls. Yeah, but they say they'll come on, yo,
what's up, gorgeous, what's up beautiful? But you know they
never had baby oil with them. That's a different thing.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
If you see somebody from Harlem running at you.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Saying you gorgeous and beautiful and they got baby oil,
just know something's not right.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Just come out with the tray.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
No. I could just imagine the butler. Just think about
the ratchet things he saw. You know, he just he
just wanted to serve. He just wanted to give the
omelet in league.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's it's Master Master Diddy. I don't know why the
Butler's in my head.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Sound like Jeffery Fresh, Prince of La.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Muster Muster, Master Combs, would you like me to remove
the butt plug? It's all types of stuff. I just
listen and look, here's the problem. It's not now, it's
not just him. It's not just him now. Now I
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believe that also he's a victim. He is a victim
of the system that has been perpetuated. That's the type
of grooming that they do, those executive heads, that's what
they do. They canna waing so this goes way back.
So you know it's somebody that clapped his cheeks and
now he's an habitual cheek clap.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Claps, he claps.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
He always clapped in anybody's cheeks, and it's just cheeks
in general, and it's a power thing for them. They're like,
but they're like, man, I got so much money, what
else can I do?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Let me tell you this. I will never get to
the point.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I don't care if you give me Bill Gates money.
I will never get to the point where I'd be like, hey, yo, man,
I didn't had enough v man I need I had
enough box. I need to try something. I need to
try pokey over there. I will never get to that point.
There's not a there's not a vagina meter.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Meter for that.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Different exactly exactly. You know, go to the Asian one too.
Those really different, you know what I mean, like like
like a little finger trapped.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I know about it. But I have dated over the years.
I have lived. I lived, Man, You're not going to
be the guy that's by cases of the baby. No, No,
I don't do that. I do what regular people do.
I get the Trojan loop.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
That's what I gets.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Regular you know, you get the heat, some of it
heats up and that's irregular and that's just in case.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
But think of it.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I don't even need that because because of a natural lady,
she's self loop self. So let me ask you a question.
You saw all of the oil, then where's the protection? Yeah,
there was no protection.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Do you know why? Because it does itself lupri. That's why.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I have heard. You know, obviously there's names there. You know.
I'm gonna ask you about. Is jay Z very close.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Z has been quiet as an owl in the truth,
hasn't been saying anything whatsoever. Yeah, well, you know, uh,
you know, when it gets hot, you know, I have to, uh,
you know, withdraw from the you know, slippery situation. You know, uh,
because I like cocoa butter, you know, and I only
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use that for you know, moisturizing purposes. Uh, you know,
making that clear. Uh, And that's something you have to
make clear, especially you know nowadays when things are really oily,
you know, and you know, uh, you know personally, Uh.
You know Beyonce, you know, she's never needed you know,
(06:50):
any type of you know, lubrication. But you know, if
you look at you know, so see Santana uh, you
know he needs some oil back to you know, because
you know, cheeks is getting clapped over there. You know
I always left way before, you know, yeah, way before. Yeah,
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we heard freaky things you know about Will smith Man,
you know what, like you know, like here's the thing.
You know, I've had like a stressful you know a
few years. So like I'm not gonna say I wasn't there,
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but you know I never saw the baby oil, you know,
like you know what I saw was you know, like
aggressive touching. But you know at that point, you know,
I was like, yo, Jada, we should like dim man,
this got out there like just in time, you know,
like yeah, you know, because I moved a party.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
To my house. You know.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know what I'm saying, like that's a whole year,
you know, like yeah, you know. Entanglements, you know, you know,
like this has been the question on my mind for years.
What the hell is an entanglement? You know, because you know,
like you're a human being. I'm a human being.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Like we can't get entangled in each other.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Like yo, bro, Like if you're you get entangled in
your girl, she's got a force that she needs to
shave the hack down, and you know, ladies, if you
get entangled, well you know that African man is about
to kill it. You know, you know you need to
like just you know, run, you know like I did
and I am legend. You know, like just run as
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fast as you can because that's what happens when Big
Willie takes it out.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, you get entangled?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Did you hear that? Eddie Murphy is also like me,
like there's a name.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Man.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Now, what I'm saying is, hey, you know, be spreading
them lies?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
All right. I'll never come out the house. Okay, I'll
never come out the house. I'm a super introvert. I
will never come out the house. And I don't come
out the house for oily situations, not for no freak offs.
Hey look, hey, hey man, I gotta hey man, I
got a daved Busters in my basement.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Why the hell I need to leave the house.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
He let need to leave the house for I got
a popcorn machine, I got I got stuffed animals. You
know xboxes that you played the games too much for?
You spent about you spend about one thousand dollars on
them damn tickets where you could have just got an
Xbox for three seventy five second. It's all a trap.
It's a damn trap. You're going there and you're doing
stupid stuff. Why the hell would you do that? That
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makes no sense comparatively. You just just you don't have
the smarts. He Hey, I don't tell you this. My
mouth had been entangled in a lot of these. I
tell you that my mouth been a tangled because I'm
not you know what I'm saying. My mouth is there's
at least a weapon. You know what I'm saying. It's deadly,
(10:12):
you know. But but I ain't. Never listen, everybody got
they freak everybody got they freaking Everybody got freaking things.
I'm gonna tell you what I like. I like licking toes.
There ain't nothing wrong with a little liquor on the toe.
And I don't even want you. I don't want no
clean toe either. I don't want it to be straight
out the shower. I want you to run a mile
real quick and then.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Come back to the house. That's what I want.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, that's what I want. Yeah, that's right, A little
bit of salt on it. Yeah that's what I like.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, that's what I call Ksey Masterpiece toes specials out
Mane on YouTube. Brother, you know, I wanted to make
it accessible for everybody. That's awesome because it's been it's
been a decade since I put a specialize okay, and
(11:00):
now yeah, and I got to coming out this year.
I got this one dropped, that dropped already and it's
doing well. Ubiquitous being, ubiquitous, Sleep being received exceptionally. It's
like ninety positive comments, you know, you know, well, actually
ninety two. Yeah, rare, rare because you know you have
people that but when you hear everything, Yeah, and when
you have that, you know that you put out something special.
(11:23):
And that's what a lot of people are saying, Yo,
this is this is this is special.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Man, this is great.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I'm like, that's what I wanted, and I wanted
to make it accessible for everybody.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But for that next one, I'm taxing that as.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Hey, no, we don't go you know what, No, no, listen,
I'm gonna say this, Okay, if you if you go
back to an interview with me and Desi Banks, and
Desi Banks was asking me, you know, shout out to
Desi Banks. Young, You're gonna come up right now. He
does a lot of skitch. He does stand up as well.
But he asked me whether anything, Say, you've been in
(12:00):
the game a long time. He was like, is there
anything that you would look out for? And I said, no,
matter what I said, stay away from the take that
take that, not go there.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
What sucks is I I love Biggie and he's all
over Biggie's music every and it's kind of ruins it
a little bit, and it sucks every two seconds.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Take that take that, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It lowers the quality it does first Paper Freak thall
the honeys, play Boy Bunnies and yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You're like, what this was a gratuitous ad lib.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
These these producers have been getting paid for years by
just saying two words. Birdman will get on the track
and say one thing and get paid two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
So true. You know, Wayne said about have I had?
And then your bird man will come at the end.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He'll just be like one hundred and then he was
telling you I just made a hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
He's telling you that.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, said, I'm gonna get on the track. I'm gonna
get on the track and just be like Pharaoh and
be like, all right, give me my papers. I need
my money. Go see j Ferrell Drop Comedy Club. I
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Jay you're having any time you have a good buffet.
(13:25):
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Speaker 1 (13:32):
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