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October 9, 2024 • 13 mins
Rocky Dale Davis on Free Comedy Friday
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's the Chili Peppers rock disaster. We just call it.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I mean, am I respected?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Dude? I'm embarrassed?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Am I not respected?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You're one of my favorite dudes that we have on
for Free Comedy Friday, Rocky Dale Davis r d D
as I like to call. Yeah, is that okay?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Rocky r d D. I'm look, I'm just trying to
get through right now that I don't have headphones on,
and I just who's talking about. Also, I also want
to let y'all know the what was the coffee called
the one everybody likes?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Drunk Monkey? Y'all are out of drunk Monkey? What I
got here?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I got two pumps of drunk Monkey? Okay, world for two?
And so I just I just want to say, I
don't know what's happened to y'all, but y'all changed.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Okay, y'all shifted, and it's I'm I'm gonna embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
I'm gonna get through this interview now, Okay, I know,
but I'm very upset.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm gonna put on these headphones.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, we love wrong. He's performing at the American Comedy Company.
You got to show tonight a couple of shows tomorrow night.
Definitely go see him hysterical man. Yes, uh, you know,
we've met a lot of comedians over the years, but Rocky,
he's just he's good peeps. And we bonded one time
because he forgot his lighter and I kept it for
him for a full year. I get back that that

(01:21):
was one of the best moments. That was one of
the best moments ever. And now and now you come
back and this, Yeah, that's so sad.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm sorry I cut you off on that because that
was you showed all the history between us, loyalty and
then thanks changed Dudeeah, maybe have we grown apart?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, here's the thing. You know, when you're in a
relationship for a long time, you get just sort of
used to it and yeah, you know you take it
for granted.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I just gotta have an eight year relationship. Thanks for
bringing up. Yeah, I know it's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
The next time we were here, yeah, you talked about
going out of the country with you watched the Alabama game.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, yeah together, and uh, it's really easy to to
split up your relationship. It's not like you all and
everything together and all that. Yeah, there's nothing no. Also, yeah,
I'm nine months sober. I was an alcoholic as well,
and uh, there you go. Yeah, I'm also I haven't
had a carbon I don't know six months. This is good, dude,
This is and y'all simply could not get me headphones

(02:21):
with an ear muff that worked.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Brang up my ex.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I miss her every day.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
He put on his to put on the headphones and
they fell apart.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, you brought him. I want some drunk monkey coffee.
That's all drunk, not drunk. There's no there's no coffee
at all. No, I was joking. The drug monkey is gone.
But you know it's okay. I don't want to come
off like a deep everybody's listening right now. My ex
is calling in, like I told you, as it has

(02:53):
been like that. This is why guy guys go and
get on the line.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Let's that's it's gone. You got.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
That sucks? You know, I get it. It happened sometimes.
You know. I was in a four year relationship. We
lived together, and we broke up. I went out of
town and said, listen, I was trying to be a
nice guy. Take whatever you want. We owned everything together.
I take whatever you want and then you know, we'll
figure it out. Afterwards I come back, she left me

(03:25):
one throw pillow that was the only thing in the
entire apartment. I'm like, why leave that?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah? Yeah, that's like that's like middle, that's like when
you text back, when you text back K like yeah,
because to send a lower case K that is thought,
that is anger, malicious intent.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, why are you so mad at me?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Indeed, what is so funny? Because I even made this time?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
But it is to do like I have like fans,
you know, and so I posted for a year, like
I've posted tons of jokes about my girlfriend. So it's
like now like people become invested in you. You know,
it's like same thing with this show. People become invested
with you guys you.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Know more about us, know about us.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Crazy. So I hadn't realized like how many people had
first off met my exit shows, right, had hung out
with us before.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
So like when they come to a.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Show now and I do I never put her down
at all, That's not what I would ever do. I
make joics I did, well, I haven't. It's a small
lawsuit going on, so yeah, see you in court. People
after shows are like, wait, like y'all they girl I met,

(04:47):
you aren't together. That's crazy, man, And I'm like, I'm
like yeah, and they're like, dang, Like it seems like
you guys were like really in love and I just like, what's.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Going on here?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Brother?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Do you want to picture in a T shirt? Can
we get.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
We gotta move on.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
That does suck though, when I got when I when
I got a relationship, I'm always the one that gets
dumped because I'm aways afraid to end it. And then
even if I wanted to end it, I'm always miserable
and in sky. I know my last last two relationships,
I was miserable, So anytime I got brought up, it
would just put me in a deep depression. So people
would come up to me and say that, I'd be like, oh, yeah,
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
She's doing great. On this show, we talked about our
lives mainly, and so it'd be weird to just not
say anything all of a sudden, so I kind of
have to say it, and then now you got to
deal with the after effects.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It sucks.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
It is breaking up with someone too, because she's this
is this is a joke in myself, but it's but
just to so we were together eight years, she's the
only girl I ever dated in my life. I've never
been in a relationship ever really, so yeah, so I
met her at twenty three and was with her till
now they're breaking up with someone.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Brother. It is the hardest thing that was. It was
so bad.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Honestly, like first of all eight year relationship because you thought.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
I had asked her parents if I could marry her
and then and then we had some like yeah, this is.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
It was. It was like yeah, so it was like
I had asked them, and then like since some weird
things happened and then like career stuff had happened, and
I was I was like I was drinking too much.
I was I would alcoholic, but I would say like
borderline alcoholic. So like I don't blame her for anything either,
you know. And uh, but it was just like when
I joked about it now on stage, I just do
one joke that to me, I was just telling someone

(06:36):
a story and they start laughing.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I was like, why is that funny thing? That's so sad?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, your life is not funny.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, the joke is yeah, I probably can't say, but
it's like it was with a girl for eight years.
Us first girl first only girl I ever dated it.
I was like, I want to you know myself, right yeah?
And I was like, yeah, all myself. And I was like,
but I can't because I bought a truck last year
and my mama co signed on it with me, so

(07:07):
I have sixty eight payments left. That'd be pretty Yeah.
She's like, I missed my son, but a thirteen percent
interest right, yes, yeah, and it like gets the last time.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
And sometimes people be like, oh and the worst part
about that joke is one hundred percent. I like that joke.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Like that truck I have now did like it is
I sit there, Yeah, I live in New York and
it's like it just sits in the driveway and alabamon,
I can't sell. I'm underwater on it, right, and I
just it just sits there. And my mom's just like
I'm just like like, she's like, dang, we shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Have bought this truckture man. I was like, no, but
it's keeping us.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
That's crazy about I gotta see Rockies before we at
the end.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
But yeah, it's not.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Usually it's sad, by the way, but oddly funny.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
It's weird.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I gona talk about tonight shows tomorrow night as well.
He puts on a great show. I'm telling you, it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
It is the best.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, it's the best show I've done for sure, because
it's its first show sober. But it is like the
first thirty minutes really like live in New York now,
and so I'm going about four or five times a night,
and so it's been like.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
The comedy seller. Yeah, Common Cell, the Storm, it's all, dude,
it is.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I hate that city so much. It is dude, Alabama
my hometown. When I was born there, it was six
hundred people. You know, I lived by the block I
live on in Brooklyn, I have six hundred people. Yeah,
and I hate it so much. But I go into

(08:40):
that city and I get to do, like I said,
three or four, I've done eight sets in the night before,
that's right. And then, uh, the place I live in,
my buddy owns the building and so I didn't have
to sign all the contracts or anything. And I get
my own two bedroom right oh yeah, and he lets
me smoke in there, so I have like a smoking

(09:00):
cigar or man cave area.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's like so sick of it. It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
So I do that and because of that, like the
stand up's been like so much better, and then like
you know, eat healthy and stuff and and you know,
then I'd get to you know, slowly, you know, just uh,
you know, progress my life.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I'm I'm not saying.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
It's been with the same girl for basically your entire
adult life getting back out there. Are we ready for
that yet? Or were we?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Apps? Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Here's my thing with apps, okay, is uh is like
I'm not I'm not famous like at all, like but
but like I have enough followers where it's like weird,
but I'm not like big enough to be on like
was it the Riah or whatever. Yeah, I'm in a
weird spot. Also, I don't want a date. I don't

(09:59):
want date because it's I don't know I was ready
for it, but I do. I does make me laugh
because I do get hit on a bit, you know.
And yeah, and the women are son. I feel so
sorry for them because they're just like, oh, great show.
I was like, like, you want to come out to
this bar with us? I was like, I don't drink
and they're like, oh, well, do you want to go
to dinner on Friday? I was like I pretty much

(10:21):
to beat my own's chicken.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I eat right.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
They're like, well, Saturday, like we're gonna go to like
a brunch thing. I'm like, bam my place at twelve,
so I'm pretty busy.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
What are you doing late night?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
I was like, well, NCAA just came out, so I'm
leading the player and Road to Glory where my third
heisman this year.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
And they're just like, what is going I'm like, yeah,
I can't going there. I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
I feel so bad because this happens like multiple people,
multiple and I just I'm like, I don't know what
tell you, dude, Like I was there for I was in.
I was in this game for a long time. I
had to step out. I was John Wick, you're not retiring, Yeah,
but you're you're on hiatus.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
The guns and the gold are buried in the base.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
That makes sense, That makes sense. All right, Well, Rocky,
I'm happy to see you.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
I know we're in a weird spot right now, but
we're going to get through this together.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Dude. We are man and yeah, it's all good. I
have my Russian driver out there.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
You do, He's ready to go. You gotta go check
out Rockies before the American comedy Company. This show is
going to be fire show tonight, a couple of shows
tomorrow night, Rocky, it's great to see you. I'm happy to.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Okay, I'm good, dude, Okay, I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Why is everybody worried about I'm jack Dale. I'm ripped.
It's because I want to. It's definitely not sadness, not
working out in the mirror doing curls like I miss
her so much.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't eat very often. But you know it look great.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
You don't need know zep, you're yeah, I got accused dude, no, man, Yeah,
that's accuse me of it.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
And I was like, dude, no, like chicken, yeah, broke
broke up. The don't.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
People don't realize how tall I am because online I'm
proportional because my legs are short, so people think I'm
like five foot eight and so I'm six three so yeah,
so I was six six three two sixty when y'all
knew me. I'm six three two o five today, yeah,
And so people use it the oz ozmpic. Oh this

(12:25):
is a suv chicken like that. It actually bothers me
because I'm like, no, I mean I worked hard for this, yeah,
how much chicken of it? You know, you know how
much chicken did that lot of protein?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Like yeah, just chicken.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
And then like and like, I don't even see it,
So I just take out the TV back. I don't
even see it. Sometimes I got.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
A shredder and I just sit there and eat it. Dude. Yeah,
and then I just watched it.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I watched the Notebook, and I just like every day
and then I get a cupcake, but I don't need it.
I just sit there and look at it. You watch
somebody else. That's my that's my pre workout right there.
I rub it on my Okay, guys, go.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
See Rocky this weekend American comedy coming. You go to
see your Rockie gus uh speaking of it, Do you
have a good sex life? Well, if you do, we're
going to see how long sex lasts for people that
say they have a good sex life. That's coming up
next on the show and Rock five three
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