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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That is Lincoln Park on the show It's Rock one
five to three. Today is Free Comedy Friday, and man,
we've been doing Free Comedy Friday for over a decade
and there are certain comics when they come to town
I get really excited about because I get a chance
to hang out with them again. And that is what's
happening right now. This week, the scar Brothers are back
(00:20):
in See. They're going to be performing at the La
Joya comedy store, a couple of shows tonight, a couple
of shows Tomorrow night, Sunday show, Sunday show. Look at you.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Do.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
We normally do like Thursday through Saturday, but I'm excited
to do a Sunday show. Relax, lord, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Welcome back to town.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, so good to be back here. You know, we
travel to this country doing comedy and we do these
shows in cities all over the place. Like you said,
you're excited we're here. We're excited to be back here
because this is one of our favorite shows to do
in the country. You guys have a great one.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh that's great. Hey, you guys are at the comedy store.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Very excited. We perform at the comedy store in Los
Angeles all the time. This week we do like a
monthly show there that we do so like that is
our club and we had never performed at the La
Joya Comedy here. Yes, it's amazing. I can't very.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Phenomenal, you guys, canna explore the space Lahoya. That's the
sky's neck of the woods.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
We were on fire yesterday but where we should be
okay today. Yeah, we put it out for you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Thank you. That's so nice.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Smoke.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Laoya is a rough neighborhood, right, you will.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Need to watch out after the sun goes down for
teens on e bike with water blue and or those
like Pellet like you know, yeah that I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
You know this. La Joya is an ancient Native American
term meaning lives in bubble. That sounds about that means yeah,
dances with micro brewery. That is very true.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
You guys have kids.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
We have kids. My kids are older now we go.
So my son is sixteen and this week he okay
turned sixteen in December, and Jay, like Jay allowed him
to get a car. So my two daughters are older
and they don't drive, which is so weird. So it's
really fun because I get to be their dad and
their uber hawful. No, but I mean it's fine. So
(02:29):
I let my son my wife and I said, look,
we're going to pay this much for the car, all right,
and if you want something nicer, then you got to
kick in what you want and then you can help choose.
So he came up with the difference, got the car
he wanted, and I'm like, it's a little nice, nicer
than you he's leasing. Let's not go over that much respect.
(02:53):
He is leasing a Maserati, you know. So he's leasing
his car and I'm like, just be careful, and I'm
all the time like, hey man, just you know, if
you get an accident, then you know this car is
going to be mine and it's your fault. So the
other day he gets into an accident, he totals the car.
He's fine, he's totally fine. But you know, my wife
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and I start getting you know, there's the moment where
you find out and then you and your partner get
to go. Once you know he's fine, then you know
you can go off. Now I can get out of
So my wife and I are not like, I don't know.
We have different parenting styles we're not off and on
the same page. She thinks, right now, she doesn't know
that I'm in San Diego. She thinks I'm a trader Joseph.
(03:39):
He's gonna have to lie. Make him somebody about the
whole weekend. You guys, the parking lot is insane on
the old Monday morning. Why do you have a La
Joya coffee cup? Because there's a new place on sunset
called La Joya Coffee Go with it, all right? So
(04:01):
my wife and I start going in on him, and
she's like, you got to respect the family, and I'm
behind her like yeah, she's oh, you're hyping them up,
going after her like yeah, you gotta respect it. She's like,
you don't follow the rules. I'm like, yeah, follow the rules.
I'm like, you don't believe in this stuff. And I'm
like yeah, dummy, And then my wife is like, wait,
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you can't do that. So then it was like ten
minutes of both of them telling me how to be
better yeah, and I was like, no, you can't talk
to him that way. I mean, he just was in
an act table's return, right, and now like it's two
on one against him, two on one against me. And
then my son's like yeah, dummy, and I'm like, see,
you can't do that, and their wife's like yeah, no,
(04:43):
it's okay.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
This is interesting for me because my daughter just turned
fifteen and a.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Half, right, so hermit style dad.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I gotta get my permit And I'm like, what you
forget everything? I don't trust you at all to drive yet,
Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I gotta get my permit, like someone's forcing gone into
your head. You gotta get your permate. So this is
like and we are definitely in glasshouses throwing stones when
the TikTok fan happened earlier, like that, you know, how
did you guys survive the eight times I was my.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Daughter made me a hyper pigmentation pancake. It's like, what's
trending right now? TikTok?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yes, we I jumped on like a Christian site for
a while. That's awkward that. Meanwhile, I was like, TikTok
is gone. What am I going to watch when I'm
driving my car?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's bad advice.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I'm like, just you should you should? You should just
take Waymo. And I was like I can't take way
Mo because I was sectually assaulted by my waymout driving
a second I doesn't make sense in its defense, did
you see what you were wearing? It was way more traumatized.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Have you guys been in one yet, because they're not
here in Santiago, but I know like La San Francisco
people are in these driverless cars like it's nothing.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
So there was a tiktaco. I don't know if you
saw that of like two wamos like stuck behind another
Wemo that was trying, like there was like a stack
up of and no one, no Waimo knew what to do.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I saw, we saw the one where the guy gets
couldn't get out of the car and he kept circling
the airport.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
He missed this flight, which the funniest thing is he's like,
I'm saving and no, look at how advanced I am.
And it's like, no, you're not advanced. You're gone back
in time.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
That's brutal.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
It is crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes, you gotta go check out the Sclar Brothers before
me at the Littleha Comedy Store this weekend. Like I said,
a couple of shows tonight, a couple of shows tomorrow night,
and a Sunday show.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I think the early show tomorrow was sold out, sold
early show. Tonight is low ticket morning. So if you
want to go show and they're not even that late,
it's like nine thirty. I know, listen, that's late for
some people, but it's good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Daughters are the same age, okay, okay, And so my
daughter is all about driving. Her daughter not at.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
All effuses just like you said, like she has no interest.
She's quote scared of driving. It's too much responsibility.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'm like, like, this could not be more opposite than
when I turned.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Don't put your patriarchy on me. You're like patriarchy just driving?
What are you doing? Don't you remember when we were kids? Yeah,
like you hit sixteen, You're like, I'm there that that morning.
We made our parents take us to the same things
before school, So you're taking it into school, Like, what's now,
(07:55):
that's how twins work.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh yeah, I wanted to get my ninety three grandam. Yeah,
go through garbage cans with my buddies the time in
my life. Yes, I don't get why kids don't want
to do that.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You want if you were like a kid in night
because we were in high school in the late eighties,
if you were a kid in the late eighties and
you got your driver's license. You got it like a
two toned Iraq. You were the close person. You ruled
the school. Do you do you know that in our school,
in our high school, we were thinking about this because
we were just back in Saint Louis Marie. You grew up.
We had a smoking lounge, not for the teachers or
(08:28):
the students. Kids between like gym class, like I gotta
climb the rope next day, and we'd be looking out there.
We were like, I know, she shouldn't be smoking. She's pregnant.
The time about high school we went to.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's crazy different things to California.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
We never have it out here.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Now you need to smoke pot in the park.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Right, You had a pot smoking lounge, you gotta do.
You had a hookah bar. That's totally an edible lounge.
Are I supposed to get my gummy? I know No.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
I definitely was slightly affected from the TikTok man. I mean,
obviously I'm sitting there still walked into ray gun videos
like she's my favorite human being on the planet and
I have a family.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
She got she retired, which is very sad, but she
got a zero points that means zero points. That means
we all tied. HER's got the same story you are
you tied in Olympia. I mean, the whole thing about
(09:39):
her was that there was a rumor, right yeah, that
her husband like was on the Olympic committee there and
got her on the snap and then like a couple
of days later that was debunked. But immediately we knew.
We knew from one word in that phrase. Husband, you
don't upsell your wife.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Have her.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Girlfriend mistress? Your girlfriend mistress, that's who you're do you
know what I mean? Because if like a new girlfriend
is like can I be in the Olympic and she's
thrown up double pipe and she's like all over, and
the guy, if you're a new boyfriend, you're like, oh
my god, babe, you're amazing. Yeah, oh my god, is
this even fair? I don't know. You might get two
gold medals just because you're definitely not getting his zero
(10:22):
points zer the stuff you're saying early. If it's his
wife like rolling around on the kitchen floor being like
can I be in the Olympic, He's like not even
looking at it. He's on his phone on DraftKings, betting
against her, like don't do that near the dog. He's
afraid of shadows. Right, you look just like a kangaroo.
Bab If you are going to do that over there,
put a swift on your butt. We need to clean
that area.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
That's a great call. I still it blows my mind
that that ever happens.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
When you're married. You're honest, right, like if she was
dancing online that if you're married, like you don't have
a chance. Come on, that's the same, babe. What do
you think we're like going for dinner? Like, help me
fix this thing that I need, you know what I mean? Like,
help me do this thing instead of whatever you're doing
over there. It's not It depends like how long you've
been married, like twenty years. At twenty years, she's doing
(11:08):
that stuff. You're like, just it makes her happy. Just
just let her go, her go.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm not coming.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
If I'll let her do this, then I can go
on that golf trip. You start to do the marriage
capital game. Oh no, I'll drive you to the airport,
like no, I'll just take it. No, I will drive
you to the you know the thing. What the partner's like,
what do you need three months from now? Why are
you being so nice? Now, why are you helping my
pursue my dream?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Could it be more true? That's fantastic. Chelsea Clark Brothers
performing at the Lahoya Comedy Store for the first time ever.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's great.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
The room is supposed to be awesome. It's only two
hundred seats, so again, I'm just saying early show, the
seven pm show on Saturday, sold out, sold out and
low tickets tonight it might be so, it might be gone.
Now it's gone. You guys, if you're welcome. You know,
whenever we do this show, you're on and shows up
at our shows big time and they're great. We find
out because people tell us how like, how did you guys?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Hear?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Five three?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
Welcome? Thank you, thank you so I love having you
guys in grant to see you guys.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Awesome stuff. Anxiety is a real thing. We all know that,
but there is truly different forms of anxiety. You ever
had pee anxiety? You know what that is? No, I
think we've all been there. No, oh no, man, I'm interested. Well,
we're gonna tell you about it when back on the show.
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