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Speaker 1 (00:01):
That is some forty one on the show. It's Rock
one five to three. Today is Free Comedy Friday. So
we are very excited to have our next guest hanging
out with us in studio all the way from the
Hawaiian Islands. I have to say it like that, do.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You have to like?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's someone right.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Someone and Portuguese?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tmua is performing at the American Comedy Company.
But good luck. Sorry, the shows are sold out, sold out. Dude,
that's incredible, man, guys.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Thank you. Yeah, five sold out shows.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Very that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, yeah. You know a lot of times what will
happen is if you know, comedian is scheduled to come
in and they sell out, they're like, all right, I'm good,
I'm coming. I already like to just because he's like,
I'm coming in no matter what.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Man, Yeah, I gotta I gotta hang out with you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's good man. That's very cool. That's great, very cool.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Have you guys been to HOWI before?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's our spot. We now we wahoo all
that stuff. Man, I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I love Where are you from?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, on the West side of.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Race.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So isn't that where the two of you had the
fight over where the best donuts are when we went
to Oah.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Emily, yeah, Emily who gets donuts, and Hoy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Like randomly got him in.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I went to the North Shore and I was at
Ted's Bakery and they were yeah, yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then Emily, you have no you don't remember. You
would say you went to some other bakery.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It was like down the road locals talking about down
the sort of truck, but it was more like donuts.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
There was some bakery thing.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
It was more in town. Yes, yeah, yes, it's the
pink box. Yeah, so what's matter, big tourist trap.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm the donut show. I'm addicted to donuts. I love
that nuts.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
And I didn't get either one of them. I'm not
pissed right now that the letard is good. That's it's
been around Ted's. But but Ted's is not known for donuts,
so they're known for their pies. And the pie was great. Yeah,
and was great.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Me and my wife there, it was great. But I
have a bite that lives in KNA too, so I
go there a couple of times a year.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, that is popular.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay, trust.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Donuts. Donuts.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
There were popping everything there was phenomenal. I want to move.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I want to move.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Now, do you still live there or do you are you?
I still live there still? We just travel on tour.
Like last last week we're in San Francisco and then uh,
in February, we're gonna head to Salt Lake City. You thought,
oh that's awesome. Man.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So do you normally kind of try and stick to
the West Coast because that flight is you know, we
just go everywhere.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Wow, A lot of my fans are on the West Coast.
I would say, like my main audience is like people
that used to live in Hoy out here or just
like Polynesians. I get a lot of Filipinos that come
out here. Yeah, shout out to National City.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I know you have a very popular special on YouTube.
Was that the one that was filmed in Wahi?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah? That was filmed that Hawaii theater a few years back,
actually two years ago, and it's called Strictly Aloha on YouTube.
So if you can't make the shows, you can check
me out on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
My first special up there.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It was big. I mean yeah, a big, big audience.
There is a big show.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Now, just why have a big comedy scene, because I
mean I would think kind of not yea.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
We don't. We don't have a comedy club. We have
a jazz club, Blue Note Jazz Club, so the comics
coming out. But yeah, no, no, no really comedy club.
But there's some some comedians there and we have like
like random nights on like Irish pub bars, the Wow bakeries.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I would love that pie.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Don't don't throw a pie at yet.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, no, these guys don't know the love of spam
like I love spam. I love I grew up with it,
so I did, and you know, I mean I've always
loved it. But these guys, they don't understand how good
it is. Tell them how good because as you have
to love it. This is how good it is.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
If you go to a grocery store in Hoi, they
locked the spam in the glass, so like you got.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
To like the high price booze like.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
That the cigarettes you see and then you see spam.
Here's what's crazy. I was.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You know, we were in Maui last year for vacation
and they were selling spam flavored Maceadamian nuts. Like wait
a minute, because Spacadamian nuts is a big thing to
spam flavored nuts. Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
They love them so much that people try to steal
them from from the grocery store. So they got they
gotta lock it up.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And you can spam in anything, right, Yeah, pretty much.
I mean I love I like so I spam and eggs.
You know, I'll do spamu masubi or whatever, you know.
I mean, I'll kind of tell a couple of ye
just tried spam. I made it for Sky one time. Yeah,
and she was so we talked about it. She never
(05:27):
tried it before. So I brought literally brought in like
a little hot plate in here spam. Yeah, I cooked
up to spam for him. She of course she's too salty.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah. Well, and I don't know even a can I
kind of feel weird about you.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Know, yeah, we don't know what's inside, No clue, what,
no question.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I don't think it's meat. I don't think it's a
rib where it's not really a rib.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, there's probably lips and eyeballs or stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yummy, yummy, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Now, Can I ask do you still feel like living
in Hawaii is paradise? Because I know for a lot
of people. For me, I've always said, oh my god,
that's the dream to be able to live I know,
San Diego's you know, I think, like, you know, Hawaii
b you know, But I mean, do you still feel
like it's paradise? Would you ever want to live anywhere else?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah? I mean I definitely feel like it's still paradise.
People call it. They have this term, they say it's
getting priced out of paradise because it's getting so expensive
expensive here too. But that's why there's so many people
that that moved out of Hawaii, like like my hot
spots here and you know in the mainland is like Vegas, Seattle,
San Diego, and it's it's it's sad to see everybody
(06:44):
move out of Hawaii. So that's why they like coming
to my shows because they miss a piece of home.
Try to bring like this alta that makes sense to
the shows and all that, but but definitely paradise and
you got to pay a price for that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, yeah, it's crazy. Who is performing at the American
Comedy Company uh this weekend? But shows are sold out,
so I don't know, try to figure out how to
get a ticket and get.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
In next year.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
There you go. You bought the ship. Now are you
still with your girlfriend? Because this would be awkward if
you Okay, So I know who's girlfriend is a big
UFC guy, and so Tomora. His girlfriend is Rachel Ostovich,
who is a former UFC fighter. Now she's bare knuckle fighting,
shut off crazy. Here's the crazy thing about Rachel is
(07:31):
she's gorgeous. She's like a model. And and I remember
seeing her she was on the Ultimate Fighter and and
she just looks so different because she puts herself together
for like weigh ins and stuff like that. And you know, yes, yes,
and some of these girls who fight, you know, I
mean it looks like they're fighters, you know, but Rachel
is like, Rachel's gorgeous. What is it crazy being with
(07:51):
a UFC fighter? Yeah, I mean I got a she
wins every argument. Yeah, you got a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Serious It's great. I mean, yeah, I love her. And
we just had a baby together too, Yeah, thank you.
She just turned eight months old.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh they're in it.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah that's awesome. Yeah, he's actually meeting us here on Saturdays.
Oh man, I gotta go meet rightel. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Now, was there any ever any talk did you ever say, babe,
you're so beautiful you could mess up your face? Like,
I mean, like seriously, that's a good sir.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, I mean she hasn't. The last fight she had
I think it was ending of twenty twenty one, So
which is the bare knuckle on it? That was crazy?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, so you're like, okay, we're bare knuckles. Yeah, yeah,
you can punched the face once split open and it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
But now if somebody ever tries to heckle you and
she's there, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Game to my security guard, bodyguard. So someone tries to
Will Smith mever, it's over.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
That not happening.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
We started a podcast together too, called The Stand Up Like,
which is on YouTube nice and we call it the
stand Up Life because I do stand up comedy and
stand up fighting, the both the worlds.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, So is she done? Is she officially retired or
we're still thinking about still thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Maybe she might do one more, but I don't think
she wants to do bare knuckle would probably be like
maybe boxing or something.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I mean there there is other you know, fighting organizations.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah yeah, and there almost so much roup you can
and she has a huge name because she's gorgeous. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Does she ever try to get your train with her?
Like my wife's training for a big marathon and she's like,
you should do it with me, and I'm like, no,
she does she ever gets you to like, Hey, I'm
going back to the gym, you want to come?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Does she get you?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Sometimes she pushes me to go, you know, but I can't.
Can't stand with her. Keep up, keep up?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So how has dad life been? It's been great.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Our baby just turned eight months a few days ago
and she only slept eight minutes. Sounds she finally at
the point where she can sleep through the night. That's
been great. First time being a dad and and I
love it. Still still transitioning a lot of my new set,
my New Hours about the transition of becoming a dad.
(10:11):
It's crazy. It's new material and I'm excited to bring it.
You had a baby for the jokes? Yeah, that makes
that sounds everything. They're never going to stop, You're.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It gets funny. That's never ending. Man up to town, man,
have a great show. You know, I mean, good luck
to anybody, but because you can't see it, hopefully you'll
come back and nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Man. I appreciate you. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Speaking of being a parent, are you an embarrassing parent? Guy?
We're gonna see what are these signs that you're kind
of an embarrassing parent? Coming up next to the show
I'm walking a five three
That is some forty one on the show. It's Rock
one five to three. Today is Free Comedy Friday. So
we are very excited to have our next guest hanging
out with us in studio all the way from the
Hawaiian Islands. I have to say it like that, do.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You have to like?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's someone right.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Someone and Portuguese?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tmua is performing at the American Comedy Company.
But good luck. Sorry, the shows are sold out, sold out. Dude,
that's incredible, man, guys.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Thank you. Yeah, five sold out shows.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Very that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, yeah. You know a lot of times what will
happen is if you know, comedian is scheduled to come
in and they sell out, they're like, all right, I'm good,
I'm coming. I already like to just because he's like,
I'm coming in no matter what.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Man, Yeah, I gotta I gotta hang out with you guys.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's good man. That's very cool. That's great, very cool.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Have you guys been to HOWI before?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's our spot. We now we wahoo all
that stuff. Man, I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I love Where are you from?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, on the West side of.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Race.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
So isn't that where the two of you had the
fight over where the best donuts are when we went
to Oah.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Emily, yeah, Emily who gets donuts, and Hoy.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Like randomly got him in.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I went to the North Shore and I was at
Ted's Bakery and they were yeah, yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then Emily, you have no you don't remember. You
would say you went to some other bakery.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It was like down the road locals talking about down
the sort of truck, but it was more like donuts.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
There was some bakery thing.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
It was more in town. Yes, yeah, yes, it's the
pink box. Yeah, so what's matter, big tourist trap.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I'm the donut show. I'm addicted to donuts. I love
that nuts.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
And I didn't get either one of them. I'm not
pissed right now that the letard is good. That's it's
been around Ted's. But but Ted's is not known for donuts,
so they're known for their pies. And the pie was great. Yeah,
and was great.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Me and my wife there, it was great. But I
have a bite that lives in KNA too, so I
go there a couple of times a year.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, that is popular.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay, trust.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Donuts. Donuts.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
There were popping everything there was phenomenal. I want to move.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I want to move.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Now, do you still live there or do you are you?
I still live there still? We just travel on tour.
Like last last week we're in San Francisco and then uh,
in February, we're gonna head to Salt Lake City. You thought,
oh that's awesome. Man.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
So do you normally kind of try and stick to
the West Coast because that flight is you know, we
just go everywhere.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Wow, A lot of my fans are on the West Coast.
I would say, like my main audience is like people
that used to live in Hoy out here or just
like Polynesians. I get a lot of Filipinos that come
out here. Yeah, shout out to National City.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I know you have a very popular special on YouTube.
Was that the one that was filmed in Wahi?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah? That was filmed that Hawaii theater a few years back,
actually two years ago, and it's called Strictly Aloha on YouTube.
So if you can't make the shows, you can check
me out on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
My first special up there.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
It was big. I mean yeah, a big, big audience.
There is a big show.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Now, just why have a big comedy scene, because I
mean I would think kind of not yea.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
We don't. We don't have a comedy club. We have
a jazz club, Blue Note Jazz Club, so the comics
coming out. But yeah, no, no, no really comedy club.
But there's some some comedians there and we have like
like random nights on like Irish pub bars, the Wow bakeries.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I would love that pie.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Don't don't throw a pie at yet.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
No, no, these guys don't know the love of spam
like I love spam. I love I grew up with it,
so I did, and you know, I mean I've always
loved it. But these guys, they don't understand how good
it is. Tell them how good because as you have
to love it. This is how good it is.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
If you go to a grocery store in Hoi, they
locked the spam in the glass, so like you got.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
To like the high price booze like.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
That the cigarettes you see and then you see spam.
Here's what's crazy. I was.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You know, we were in Maui last year for vacation
and they were selling spam flavored Maceadamian nuts. Like wait
a minute, because Spacadamian nuts is a big thing to
spam flavored nuts. Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
They love them so much that people try to steal
them from from the grocery store. So they got they
gotta lock it up.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
And you can spam in anything, right, Yeah, pretty much.
I mean I love I like so I spam and eggs.
You know, I'll do spamu masubi or whatever, you know.
I mean, I'll kind of tell a couple of ye
just tried spam. I made it for Sky one time. Yeah,
and she was so we talked about it. She never
(05:27):
tried it before. So I brought literally brought in like
a little hot plate in here spam. Yeah, I cooked
up to spam for him. She of course she's too salty.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah. Well, and I don't know even a can I
kind of feel weird about you.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Know, yeah, we don't know what's inside, No clue, what,
no question.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
I don't think it's meat. I don't think it's a
rib where it's not really a rib.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, there's probably lips and eyeballs or stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yummy, yummy, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Now, Can I ask do you still feel like living
in Hawaii is paradise? Because I know for a lot
of people. For me, I've always said, oh my god,
that's the dream to be able to live I know,
San Diego's you know, I think, like, you know, Hawaii
b you know, But I mean, do you still feel
like it's paradise? Would you ever want to live anywhere else?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah? I mean I definitely feel like it's still paradise.
People call it. They have this term, they say it's
getting priced out of paradise because it's getting so expensive
expensive here too. But that's why there's so many people
that that moved out of Hawaii, like like my hot
spots here and you know in the mainland is like Vegas, Seattle,
San Diego, and it's it's it's sad to see everybody
(06:44):
move out of Hawaii. So that's why they like coming
to my shows because they miss a piece of home.
Try to bring like this alta that makes sense to
the shows and all that, but but definitely paradise and
you got to pay a price for that.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Well, yeah, it's crazy. Who is performing at the American
Comedy Company uh this weekend? But shows are sold out,
so I don't know, try to figure out how to
get a ticket and get.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
In next year.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
There you go. You bought the ship. Now are you
still with your girlfriend? Because this would be awkward if
you Okay, So I know who's girlfriend is a big
UFC guy, and so Tomora. His girlfriend is Rachel Ostovich,
who is a former UFC fighter. Now she's bare knuckle fighting,
shut off crazy. Here's the crazy thing about Rachel is
(07:31):
she's gorgeous. She's like a model. And and I remember
seeing her she was on the Ultimate Fighter and and
she just looks so different because she puts herself together
for like weigh ins and stuff like that. And you know, yes, yes,
and some of these girls who fight, you know, I
mean it looks like they're fighters, you know, but Rachel
is like, Rachel's gorgeous. What is it crazy being with
(07:51):
a UFC fighter? Yeah, I mean I got a she
wins every argument. Yeah, you got a bunch of.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Serious It's great. I mean, yeah, I love her. And
we just had a baby together too, Yeah, thank you.
She just turned eight months old.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Oh they're in it.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah that's awesome. Yeah, he's actually meeting us here on Saturdays.
Oh man, I gotta go meet rightel. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Now, was there any ever any talk did you ever say, babe,
you're so beautiful you could mess up your face? Like,
I mean, like seriously, that's a good sir.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, I mean she hasn't. The last fight she had
I think it was ending of twenty twenty one, So
which is the bare knuckle on it? That was crazy?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Yeah, so you're like, okay, we're bare knuckles. Yeah, yeah,
you can punched the face once split open and it's crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
But now if somebody ever tries to heckle you and
she's there, yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Game to my security guard, bodyguard. So someone tries to
Will Smith mever, it's over.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
That not happening.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
We started a podcast together too, called The Stand Up Like,
which is on YouTube nice and we call it the
stand Up Life because I do stand up comedy and
stand up fighting, the both the worlds.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, So is she done? Is she officially retired or
we're still thinking about still thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Maybe she might do one more, but I don't think
she wants to do bare knuckle would probably be like
maybe boxing or something.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, I mean there there is other you know, fighting organizations.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah yeah, and there almost so much roup you can
and she has a huge name because she's gorgeous. It's crazy.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Does she ever try to get your train with her?
Like my wife's training for a big marathon and she's like,
you should do it with me, and I'm like, no,
she does she ever gets you to like, Hey, I'm
going back to the gym, you want to come?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Does she get you?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Sometimes she pushes me to go, you know, but I can't.
Can't stand with her. Keep up, keep up?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
So how has dad life been? It's been great.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Our baby just turned eight months a few days ago
and she only slept eight minutes. Sounds she finally at
the point where she can sleep through the night. That's
been great. First time being a dad and and I
love it. Still still transitioning a lot of my new set,
my New Hours about the transition of becoming a dad.
(10:11):
It's crazy. It's new material and I'm excited to bring it.
You had a baby for the jokes? Yeah, that makes
that sounds everything. They're never going to stop, You're.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It gets funny. That's never ending. Man up to town, man,
have a great show. You know, I mean, good luck
to anybody, but because you can't see it, hopefully you'll
come back and nice to meet you.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Man. I appreciate you. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Speaking of being a parent, are you an embarrassing parent? Guy?
We're gonna see what are these signs that you're kind
of an embarrassing parent? Coming up next to the show
I'm walking a five three
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