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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta tell you, I'm a little uncomfortable. I'm a
little worried for Thor because Sky is sort of inserting
herself trying to be a quote helper.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I am a helper. I help people.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
People don't want your help though, that's the problem. No,
that's not true. You got in trouble one time for
returning somebody's garbage cans well from the curb because you
didn't like it there, and you thought you were helping,
and they said, leave my cans alone.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
They could have been out of town and I was.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
They weren't anyway.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
She said, I'm a nice lady.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'm a nice lady. We just didn't like seeing them
on the curb.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, they were a bit of an iceore. But I
was also helping, so you know, two birds.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You know, that's what Sky does. She inserts herself in
there and says she's helping. But we really know what's
going on here, Yeah, Thor, I don't. I don't think
this is a good idea.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Well, so long story short, bro just broke here. Long
story short. I own a house, me and my wife.
We own a house outside and we have renters, and
the renters at the last signed a one year lease
recently and then a month and asked if they can
move out, And that's kind of a bummer. So I
(01:11):
work something out with them where they're going to give
me rent for the next few months even though they're
not going to live there, because I mean, they just
signed a year lease. So then I've kind of been
going back and forth and what I want to do
with the house. Do I want to sell it? Do
I want to rent it? I'm just not one hundred
percent sure. So I you know, Sky, she loves to
get in there, and she.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Thinks she's a real estate agent, but the real estate
knowledge up here.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't know. I mean I heard about this Oregon.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, but she's definitely not a rental management because she
doesn't know how to do that. She doesn't know how
to do that. He doesn't know how to do.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Times sometimes my heart gets me and maybe all under charge,
all under charge on rent mortage.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, it's fine. I've made a lot of real estate tuatis,
but I okay, I on that, on that.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But you could have done way better.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I could have I could have made a couple extra
you know, bucks here or there, but you know, kept
the karma good bye.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
About two brand a month?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, can we not right now?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Which is like, what over twenty four rand a year?
And how well do you have that house for?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
This is not that okay. If you clid to be
an expert, you usually make money. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I have a lot of real estate knowledge. But but yeah,
I'm not a slum lord.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm not a lord.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You're not going to nickel and charging what the market says.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
A good human with medical issues I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I was kind to them anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Jeez, with all that extra money, you could have got
a new sweater.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh excuse me, this is this is probably the most
expensive sweatshirt I own, hand me down from my daughter
Brandy Melville even has pockets that that's anywow.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I thought that was my thirty years ago. No, no, anyway, Sorry,
So I started bringing up to her. I'm like, I
don't know what the market is and I don't know
Ocean side. I don't know that market. I don't know
what the value is. And she goes, let me look
in to it. Oh god, So I get an email
recently from Sky that's four paragraphs.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, I couldn't like if he you know, he was
just having a discussion, and I was like, the week,
this just isn't off the top of your head, Like,
I got to get back to you.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
He has a real estate agent. I know they'll answer
his questions. You don't need to answer his questions.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, I don't know what they're up to.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But what do you mean, what does that mean? I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So I get an email back from Sky about why
I shouldn't do certain things. But then the best part
about the email is saying, after looking at the comps
in your neighborhood, three souls, three houses that sold on
this street since the New year, I think your neighborhood
is between five hundred and fifty to seven hundred fifty
dollars a square foot, depending on the condition and a
(03:43):
lot size location. Jesus square foot.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I mean, has no idea what she's talking.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh, I did a lot of research to know those.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Crazy tells me all that out of my head. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I thought it was wild that she went with for
square foot. Well, I thought that was why he was
just looking. Never mind, agent, you're not an agent. She
was definitely watching selling suns or something, because they much
mentioned how much prize per square foot, Like that's all
they're talking about. What every real estate I know, but
it's definitely buzzworthy, definitely all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
She alright.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
So, then, so we decided to sell, and I wanted
to do my buddies. He's moving out and we got
to do some stuff to the house, and then I
want to get it up and out.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Quick fast, hopefully, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
And the real estateation we have can't meet be there
for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
They're out of town.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
So I'm like, damn, I want to do this open house.
Guy overheard me talking to my wife about this on
the phone and then mentioned to me, you know, she
could get in there and run the open house for me.
And guy this guy says she can. She'll drive up
to Ocean Side and she'll run the open house for me.
My real stations out toown.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
My honor and my honor to drive up to Ocean
Side to host thors open house?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I already have.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
I already have some plans. I'm going to bring some
staging items.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You're gonna stage it? Well, I don't have.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Enough to fully stage it the way I'd like to
stage it, but definitely some decor for the living room,
you know, the kitchen, maybe a few knickknacks. I'm definitely
gonna be bacon cookies, so when you walk in, you
get that fresh smell of cookies when.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You walk in.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
This isn't you didn't agree to this yet, have you? No?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay, no, what is she talking about? I have not
agreed to it for your house? Yeah, I mean I would.
I'm not going to pay you a commission.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Well, okay, I mean like a gift card after you
you're not the agent, you're not the age license. I
can't legally demand a commission. A boat of flowers and
a gift card is.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Probably, But what are you gonna do? What if somebody's like,
I want to buy this right now, let's do it.
You don't know how to do that?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
No, she can't.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I'll get your agent on the phone right there and
then I'll.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So you're gonna be the middle for me and the agent.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, I got this, and you're gonna read up about
the whole house. You're gonna do everything about. You're gonna
walk people through the house.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I would love to walk people through the house. I
showed them everything. I know the terms. I know it's
now the primary bedroom. I'm not living in the dark
ages calling it the master bedroom.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I know I have to say primary selling Sunset? Can
we stop?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I mean I've been watching hg TV like selling Sunset.
I am offended, Like selling Sunset is like the E
Network version. Like I'm I'm talking real real estate really Okay,
I'm not talking fancy stilettos. I'm talking about actually selling
houses and MLS stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Are you gonna that's all the stuff?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Are you going to be wearing it? I mean, you
know they were fancy outfits.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Are you going to be wearing a nice outfit?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Are you going to show up in that?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Okay? So the chicks on selling Sunset dress like whoors?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
No, I will not be doing that for the open house,
but I will be wearing a nice like pantsuit of
some sort.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Don't say anything, okay, Sky Do you know are there
hoe fees, Mellow rus or anything like that?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Okay, well then she's a terrible job.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I may answer your question. No, there is not hoa
nor mellow Ruse in the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yes, thank you for serious?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Why are you acting?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I haven't it's been about a week before since I
looked at the listing.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But I think in the seventies, right, thinks? So yeah,
I have to look.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Why are you sitting up streaight?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
How many bedroom?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
What is wrong with you? Look at me? Look at you?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
What I'm professional?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You're not professional? This is in your profession.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
How many beds?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So would you be a contingent buyer?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Or because you know some buzzwords doesn't mean you are
a real estate agent.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
What's your moving timeline? Do you have any children? Because
this is an up and coming area. Have you heard
of the new arena? There's a wave park about to open.
Your kids would love it. Summers would be amazed.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
That's all true.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You do have a pool sized backyard, so you could
put in your own pool if you would like.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I mean, she's doing a good job, right. You know
schools in the area.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
The school district is amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You're making that up.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Excuse you don't know that it has a great.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You have no idea where the school is compared to
where his houses. I don't know the area at all.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
You think I didn't look at the map.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Wow, we are in at the end of ten minutes
from the beach.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Quadrant.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Nothing to do with schools.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
We're right there.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Oh, beautiful schools, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful school.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I don't think I'm going to do this because I don't.
I don't want to deal with this.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
You don't want to deal with multiple Is that what
you don't want to deal with?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Because that's what I bring.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Will you bring the boo to help have him fixed?
A couple of things that I need fixed?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
What shine this puppy up?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It may take him a little while to fix that.
I got a couple of screens that be replaced.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Oh hell yeah, Well we'll we'll shine that bad boy up.
I'll be baking my cookies. We'll get you multiple offers,
and then I'll get my flowers a gift card you have.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
He hasn't agreed to this. Why are you acting like?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
And then your real estate agent's gonna like want to
make me their assistant, and then maybe I can host
more open houses in the future.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
This is I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
You're not in real estate.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Can you quit this job then and go do that?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
No, I don't. I don't want to watch selling sky.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Well, this is a bad idea. I don't think this
is amazing. It's not good. The Padres have shut out
a bunch of teams so far this season. While sometimes
you live by the sword, we're gonna see what went
down in their game yesterday. Next to Sports Dirt, m