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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't understand what's going on. I don't think Skuy
understand what's going on sometimes too with your husband the Boo.
To his credit, this man never gives up. He never
was a John Cena. The man never gives up. He's unbelievable.
Whether it comes to your food issues, yeah, he'll always
(00:22):
try to suggest things that he knows you hate but
doesn't care. But when it comes into the kind of
sex realm, the man tries, and some of his attempts
are ridiculous. I will always harken back to our trip
to Alani, the Disney resort, when he presented you with
some butterfly nipple clamp. Sorry what can you hear me? Right?
(00:45):
What for Valentine's Day? And thought that was gonna.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Fly at at Annie by the way, with our daughter.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
In the other room, my family's everywhere, Mickey's running around
and like and I'm like thrilled because I'm like, like,
in no world did I think the man would pack
a Valentine's gift for a trip, And he did, and
then I opened it up and I'm like really, like,
I mean, first if you were to ever think I
(01:12):
was gonna wear that in general, but out of all mixes,
all time into I don't know, like yeah, like I
don't want it. I don't want to know, oh super like.
The more the years go by, the more I learn
about the freaky deeky and I don't care to if
we're being just a little pink going but now you're
(01:32):
full who Yeah. Yeah, I was looking forward to a
future of like old people intimacy clearly mine, Like just
were you kind of old people where you kind of
slow down being intimate. You're still intimate every once in
a while, but it's very su.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Calm.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
You wear matching sweaters to an early dinner and then
you make some sweet love and then you're good for
like a month.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I thought that was my future.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
It turns out the hobby has a different plan for
our future opposite.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, and he won't give up.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, he doesn't give up, which is impressive. We did
here yesterday on the p one podcast. You had a
a evening out, Yes we did. We had it. You stayed,
you know, at a hotel and so you know hotel stuff.
It's really weird.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Oh he gets read next level sign it.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
If there's a hotel stay planned without our daughter, Like
his mind goes too crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Places, like a porn is gonna break out.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Like seriously, like something wild's gonna.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Happen in a fetish porn by.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
A fetish porn And in his mind, were like in
our early twenties, and we're gonna stay up for like
three days straight just like doing it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Like he goes, what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't know, like he's going to see he goes
to wild places when we're going to stay in a hotel.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Okay, yeah, well you did tell us, you know that
there was outfits and things like that, you know yesterday,
which is you know interesting. Yeah, yeah, there were some
interesting things that happen. Go back and listen to it
if you want. But there was something else that was
presented to you as well.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah, something that we can talk about on the regular show.
So a couple of days before, we had this hotel
night planned with just the two of us. I mean
he had been talking about it honestly for weeks, like
thank you, Like why why is he even alive if
we don't have something like this planned?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So really excited.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You know, we covered some outfits discussion on the p
one podcast yesterday, So he was in the planning mode
and he was running some errands in Claremont and he
was in the shopping center with the brand new Nordstrom's rack.
If you didn't know, there's a new Nordy's rack in Claremont.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
About it.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's all the rate, all the right.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
And so he used to go to like a North
From rack back in the day when we lived up
in norcount He said it was the best place to
get men's shoes at like a good price, like to
get Adidas shoes at a good price or.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Something like that. I don't life.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I don't know Nordy's rack.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I don't know it was right they have, yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
And they're like they're like brand name, but.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
They're still like seventy eighty dollars, like they're not like.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Well, and there's a reason they're on clearance because they're
clearly the leftover brand fancy.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And there's a thing called the internet.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Why not you why doesn't he just go to like
foot locker, Like why does he need to save money
on shoes?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Well, I don't know. That's just when he discovered it.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like back in the day when we were younger.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
You know, he's a big Northern rack guy.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Yeah, Now he only goes to the rack.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, he doesn't only go there, he hasn't been there
in decades. And when they opened this one, the one
mission Valley, Yeah, it's not that I but you know,
the guy has a very small radio from House of
my thinks, right, But he had to be in that
Claremont shopping center anyway for a different thing.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
He spots the north Strom rack and here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Wow, And his thought going into it is, I'm going
to get myself a nice dress shirt for this night out,
because let's be honest, he's been wearing the same nice
stress shirt.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
For probably about twenty years, only have one. Yeah, pretty wild.
So uh so okay, good plan.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Well, he goes in there and gets distracted by the shoes,
and then he starts thinking, you know what would be
lovely is if I bought my wife a nice little
gift here from Nordstrom's rack for our night out.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Oh I did notice you were that sweater dress that
you've had for about fifteen years.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Yeah, we've seen that one before.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, used to say that I would probably want to
get you in who wears sweater dresses? I mean it's cold.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
It a casino.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
We were saying casino.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I did see that it's the casino floor, so I
would want to buy my wife.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I feel it's perfect.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
So he comes home from Nordstrom's rack, letting me know
he's got something for me. Here we go, and I'm
again blown away, kind of like the Alani thing, like
you've never really bought me anything, it's not my birthday, Like,
what's going on here? And that's when he reveals that
he has bought me a pair of shoes that he
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finds sexy that he thinks would be great for our
dinner and night out at the hotel.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Excuse me what?
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I mean, shoes are so particular for people, oh, very
like I don't even know how women's shoes work, Like
I don't know do you have to try them on?
You know? Sometimes you wear those shoes that are open
to how do you do the toe thing? Yeah? I
don't even understand that.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I would never be able to let some mandy buy
my shoes because I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I need to know what that.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
Yeah, and every pair, honestly, every pair fits different. Sometimes
I would be whatever an eight and eight and a
half night like shacks. I mean I don't wear shack shoes,
but seriously geting customed.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
You know, the ones have a locker where it's like,
this is shack shoe, this is lebron shoes. Emily goes, hey,
do you have that in my sty?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
They are you serious?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Wear?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
And they go are you serious?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
And shoe sizes in the world, it's pretty much the
same shoe Sie Sky wears and I have very skinny ankles,
so my feet look but oh, thank you that what
it is, thank you, But no shoes is very It's
all over the place with dress shoes and women shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, I would never attempt to buy you shoes.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Well, and here's the other wild thing. As you guys know,
I wear two types of shoes. I have ug season
and I have flip flop season, and there's nothing in between.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That's very true. And you have your one, one pair
pair of strappy black classics dress shoes that you always
call timeless. So true, and I mean it's you.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
They're very specific, like they these are the only dress
shoes that don't hurt my feet.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
And then this is not a joke. And ladies out there,
if you're listening and you hear this and go, oh,
they're shows. They're so funny. They say this guy, No,
that's not a joke. She has one pair of dress shoes, that's.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
It, and then like a random pair of payless shoes.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, and the one pair the dress shoes probably get
shoes get worn like three Those are my gardening shoes
get worn like three times a year. So even with that,
even with so, I don't know what's coming at me
when he's like, I picked you up something. Yes, he
has turned into one over time, and I don't know
(08:14):
if that yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Know if that's the Internet doing.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I don't know if that's years of people saying that
I have pretty feet.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
And so he's kind of like bought into it.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
A lot going on, it's a home a lot, watching
YouTube videos up late at night. He just gets deeper
and deeper and now he's in the feat.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
And now we're pretty feet.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
So pretty feet like what my wife shoe wise wears.
I could care less. I don't even really think about that. Yeah, gross, Yeah,
you don't even care No.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Yeah, So he's excited to show this to me and
he says, these are designer shoes. Right. Wait, unless you
count ug as a designer, that's probably the most expensive
shoes you will find it in my closet.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Are uh yeah, your dress shoes are like from payless?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh gone, yeah, because I wear them like twice a year,
if at all, So why would I pay more.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Than you know whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
So I unwrapped the shoe, and I have feelings about
what I see, But he's so pumped and so excited
and thinks he did such a good thing that I
kind of feel I just got to kind of go
with it.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Emily is on the same page as me, and I
think Thor probably is too. Yeah, you've been married longer
than all of us. Yeah, I don't know how you
haven't gotten to the point of go You're an idiot?
Like what are you doing? Like like like you know,
I would never wear this? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
See, I've decided because those are the inner thoughts. Yeah,
but I've decided to take the opposite tactic of like, well,
if I'm supposed to make anyone on this planet happy,
it should it's supposed to be this guy here, And
if it's just an outfit or a pair of shoe
or whatever, Oh dude, that's my that foot, that grandma
(10:05):
foot I got that that toe pain is real?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
We know sky is not I.
Speaker 7 (10:09):
Don't want to him, which is so wild because we
know I'm the opposite.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
You're the extreme. So so what are these shoes? Yeah,
well they're Steve Madden. I've never owned a pair of
I don't know why that Stephen is that not?
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Does I know Steve Madden is middle of the road.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
It's like Levi's yeah, like the base fancy.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Version of it. Yeah, I've heard Steve Madden. You've heard
of Steve Madden, right.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, well yeah, but I I don't I know nothing
in the rankings of like brands, but I thought Steve
Madden was like, what's.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
The one with the red soul Christian that's like a fancy, super.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Nice Yeah, but you can't even buy that in like
North from Rack right, like you.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Have to go to like, yeah, I think it would.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Be there's a bread called Stuart White'sman.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Like. I was thinking that the.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Ones that are like about okay, if we're talking about we're.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Living you like have a big moment years and years
yes and now and then they kind of fell off
and like and like and then and didn't like he
get like arrested or something too.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I don't know. Okay, let's let's just feet Steve Madden.
I feel like something makes be flagged.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
The boos face just pops up.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
But let's just put it in perspective in the world
of Sky Steve Madden. Wowucci, Yeah, like it actually has
a name. You know what I mean to go with
my jaggings. So are you guys ready to see the photo?
I took a photo so you guys can see this
is what the husband thought I should wear to dinner
on our date night.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh my god, dude, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Jamie put a picture like a whole instant story in
a million years, if you're picking out shoes for Sky, I.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Would never have expected this. Emily you. I hope you
could describe this better than I can.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, I was expecting you guys to be shocked, but
not on this level.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
They're like hooker shoes. Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
They're so ugly.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Exactly, and they they are.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
They are denim. Yeah, they're deadim shoes.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Let's just start there.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
They're blue denim shoes, start with a silver metallic cap toe.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Like the whole shoes denim. But then there's a cat damage,
very pointy, a very pointy.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Metallic silver stiletto, and then the piece to.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
The resistance is the it's not a normal puff because
the ankle strap has these two double ankle straps with silver.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
They would like your cat.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Do you guys remember when the picture that goes viral
from time to time when Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake
showed up in all denim show. Yeah, and everyone's like, wow,
that's crazy to wear that. These are the shoes Brittany
Spears is where they.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Probably probably they would go affect with that.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Outfit, honestly, Like I have no words. I have no
words either, like how and he's so like proud, What
would you wear that with?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
What do you pair that with that?
Speaker 5 (13:11):
Because you have nothing that you'd wear that with, Like,
would you wear that with your mono ray hoodie?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You couldn't. You can't wear that with your sweater dress? Yeah, no,
that that.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Does not go with the sweater.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
You'd wear this with like a really skimpy outfit.
Speaker 6 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Can't.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
How ugly is this shoe?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
On a scale?
Speaker 5 (13:35):
How ugly is this shoe?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Okay, on a scale of one to hooker? How is
the shoe? Because exactly that's I've learned over the years.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
My husband's two things are clearly like black leather and
cash hooker.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Do you think of the cashier when he bought it?
They were like, whoa that guy.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Yeah, they're just so hook.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
There's so over the top guard.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
They're so like, they're so wild.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Like in a million years, I wouldn't have expected that. No,
Like I thought it was gonna be like a leather
high heel. That was ridiculous for you.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
But that that's all I thought too.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
I'd be so embarrassed by that.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh dude, I got go to our Instagram page if
you want to see this year story. Holy crap, dude.
Yeah all right, well I want to see those in
there tomorrow. Okay at that East rag Hunt, Ye.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
East rag Hunt. Okay, yeah, I'll definitely do it.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Tough getting around, but you know it'll be fun