April 23, 2025 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So for you got two cats, Emily now has two
new cats. This guy used to be a cat chick. Yep,
not really anymore. Why is it so?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I want to be a.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Cat chick again. I'd love to have cats again with dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, and both seas. Right now, your husband would move out?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Uh? Yeah, no, he has realized how much he liked
cats now that we have barking dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
So that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, Well haven't you guys ever thought? Man? Those cats,
they sure put their buttholes on everything. Huh.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's time.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Completely uncensored and unfiltered except for that part the party.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
The show's after show starts. Now. Not a cat guy,
never been a cat guy, So I don't really understand this.
But uh, you guys with cats, Yeah, you know what
I'm talking about. Yeah, they put there, They put their
butttholes on everything.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, because so a cat's butthole is not protected by it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's so prominent, it's so propect. They walk around with
their tail up right.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Yeah, and it's like I forgot about it because our cat,
Frankie r I P. Well, we're not really sure she
died or if she ran away moved on she was
probably like seventy eighty percent outdoor cat twenty percent inside.
So I don't I don't ever remember her tail being
so far up, and I don't remember the.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Butthole as much with her.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
But like our new kittens are always and they're always,
you know, rubbing up against stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And Ossie and Sharon.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Ausy No Ossie and Becky who's Ozzy and Becky? They're
not a dynamic, they're not.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Why would you name it?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I just like the name Becky.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh now I call it red Becky boo.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Becky boo. You can't steal the boo out of your fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Mind, beckyboo A like yeah, like like I said, like bugaboo,
becky boo. I just know it's too late.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, I'm not allowing it.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's too late.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I don't get I don't get it. You have two cats,
you do a combo name?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What's your cast names?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Marshall the others and Kim the others.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, there you go. That makes sense. That makes sense, brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I always have to be due names.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You get them together.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
If you get them together, they maybe separately, you don't
have to but together. Yeah, I mean that guy a chicken.
I named it Little Jerry, Little Jerry Seinfeld. But yeah,
I don't Ozzie and Becky, why not saying that?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It really bothers me for some reason, like making my
skin call. Yeah, sorry, sorry, that was a natural I
didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. Yeah,
I'm not aware of this, but yeah, cats buttholes are
(02:49):
are on all your stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, and as there's no hair there, there's no hair there.
And my tails, like the tail is up most of
the time, and like they're always kind of moving and
groove and everywhere right and everywhere, and that's how they
sit obviously.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
And Ozzie is still we're in the process of figuring
out the rest of his vaccinations to get him fixed.
So Ozzie's got balls and I don't ever remembering that's
a ball balls to little but of course.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They have like little balls right under their butttholes.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
So you so that really is prominent in your face balls.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't think i've ever seen cats balls before.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I can take a picture and say I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, I forgot about that. That's balls, that's wild. Uh So, yeah,
so he's dragging his balls and buttole everywhere else? Correct,
did they sit on your counters?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
We're trying not to do that, so we have little
squirt bots. Well yeah, actually we got a script.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Bottle and you do that to read too.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Of course, Robert when he's acting of the couch, we're
trying to keep him off the counter.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
But these cats are crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So every time they get up there, do you have
to wipe it down? And if you don't, which I
know you don't like, their fucking buttholes are all over
your kitchen. Cannyeah balls are in his bad Oh okay,
I feel like I'd rather have cat.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Marin Emily thought she was a better cat owner than
the rest of the world because she let her cat
go outside, and now she's all about having indoor cats.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh no, we're not sure we're going to do about it.
Oh yeah, sure, I never thought it was a better cattle.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
No, you definitely, they're definitely not gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I do take them in the backyard with me sometimes the.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
One time they don't come home at night or something,
you're going to be losing your mind.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You have them on a leash.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, I took.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Only the backyard if they ran away, well, because I
keeping an eye on them.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I mean, that's you're not gonna be what if they
want to run away, they're gonna run away.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
You know, they're not like runners. They're not runners. Right,
So anyway we've done that, what in.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Six months, she's going to come in here with tears
saying that one of her cats.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is going probably Becky boo. I hope.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So it's not every time to Texas where she goes
back on the range.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, so you are eating cat butthole. I don't, Yeah,
you do. You eat cat butthole. And Robert when he
does his midnight snack and he doesn't put anything down
on that counter. He puts down the bread and makes
his peanut butter sandwich. He's eating peanut butter and cat
butthole sandwich. He doesn't care, doesn't He's fine with eating
cat ass. He goes in the litter box, probably eats
(05:37):
the poo. You just got a hold in your mouth. Yeah,
if you actually think about it, your cat's buttholes are everywhere.
They're all. I mean, well, your your dog just pissed
all over your bed this morning, so that's the least
of your problem that was.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
And I go, yeah, you put baking soda on that,
and she goes.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You can't just.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
There is a big baking soda.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Guy, because it's pissing. The piss all over through the
mattress get to the matter, but.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It got on the Yeah, And I said, you should
still put like baking soda on that to get the
smell out and all the urine ship. And she goes, no,
we'll just we'll run the water like a sponge. And
I go, it's still pissed.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Though we might think it so afterward, but we're gonna
pressure wash the ship out of it and the water
will go through the sponge.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I mean, piss is the worst smell.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
No, with the mattress, you're not gonna buy a new one.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
But with like an egg crate, Yeah, just buy a
new one.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Dollars, you're gonna be okay, you rather, I mean, you'll
probably spend more going out to dinner at a restaurant.
And you sleep on that every night, every time, every
night you sleep, We're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
She's just gonna And she slept in dog vomit before this.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Don't don't give a was in between Robert and I.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I wiped it up and I put a couple of
towels down and we slept through the night.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's so gross. That's sleeping in dog mom.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
And enough she doesn't care about mattresses too. She has
a check match and that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Mattress very strange good reviews on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, really fucking good.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Okay, I bet it's Mattress.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Back to the cat buttthole. Yeah, uh, this is making
international news that there is a kids science fair where
they're trying to figure out this whole cat butthole issue.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Here we go about time, so uh, you know, I
don't know, harken back to your big sixth grade, fifth grade,
whatever grade it was.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
For you make a volcano.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, and your your science system, your science teacher normally
will say to you, think about something that interests you,
maybe a question you've always had, whether it's something you
see around the house, something on TV, and do that
research that because it means something to you. And so
this one sixth grade boy is, like he said, making
(08:11):
international news because he had a question that he noticed
around his house that wasn't answered. So he got the
big poster paper that you kind of have folded, so
it kind of like you know, goes in threes so
you can display it at the big science fair and
it has you know, pictures all over it and his
hypothesis and across the top really big in bold letters,
(08:35):
it says because it you know, tells you the subject
on the top when other parents are walking around looking
at the projects, the subject says, does your cat's butthole
really touch all the surfaces in your row?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Question about butthole is ale? Like, you don't need to go.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
You could he have said anus, because that's more aggressive,
though too more than if I just would have said
does your cats?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
But I guess that's more huge cat.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I would have said, but I would have said but
hole is crazy?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Might be able to.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Get into anus in the text and the body of
the yea and I feel like in the headlines.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
At this point just say shitter. You know this ship?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well, he got away with it, displayed it and and
everybody wanted to know the results. I mean, you know,
it's a good study. When people are interested and they results,
they want to know.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We do. But I'd be standing there looking at this earlier.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I want to know butthole?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Do you guys want to know how he tested?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
He has two cats, he's got he's got a short
hair cat and he's got like a long, medium haired cat.
So he thought, okay, good, So we got two different
representations of a cat.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
So how do you test that?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I mean, he's not a kid with like, you know,
like DNA test, you know, And he doesn't want to
spend a lot of money. It's just a school project.
So his mom came up with a creative idea. Let
him know that they sell non toxic lipstick, and if
we put lipstick on our cat's butthole, we.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Will be up I gotta get it on there. I
gotta get it on there.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
We will see if the lipstick is left anywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Can't you just follow the cat around and make notes?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
But you're not up there?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Like is it actually?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But is the butthole itself making contact? Or do like
the back legs hold it up a little bit? Does
it matter how much fur the cat has? Like, does
it matter if it's a hard surface versus a soft surface?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Does any of the all over our house is crazy?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, I guess it's a non toxic, legitimate.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Non toxic, but it's still going to make a mark
on your Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I don't know, making me really uncomfortable, washable.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
But you don't put lipstick on your cats, Okay, Okay,
and so and I guess their cats are kind of
well trained. They say their cats can like sit on
command and stay and stuff like that for treats. And
here are the results. After this extreme scientific study. It
(11:34):
turns out that the both cats their anuses made no
contact hard surfaces.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
So you sit down on a toilet seed and it's like, yeah,
oh yeah, maybe you get some splash back. That'll get you,
that will.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Get you, so kitchen counters.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
OK yeah, I guess I'd be more worried about Robert
than the cat.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Him putting his asshole and everything. Put some lipstick
So for you got two cats, Emily now has two
new cats. This guy used to be a cat chick. Yep,
not really anymore. Why is it so?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I want to be a.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Cat chick again. I'd love to have cats again with dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yeah, and both seas. Right now, your husband would move out?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Uh? Yeah, no, he has realized how much he liked
cats now that we have barking dogs.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
So that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, Well haven't you guys ever thought? Man? Those cats,
they sure put their buttholes on everything. Huh.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It's time.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Completely uncensored and unfiltered except for that part the party.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
The show's after show starts. Now. Not a cat guy,
never been a cat guy, So I don't really understand this.
But uh, you guys with cats, Yeah, you know what
I'm talking about. Yeah, they put there, They put their
butttholes on everything.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, because so a cat's butthole is not protected by it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's so prominent, it's so propect. They walk around with
their tail up right.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Yeah, and it's like I forgot about it because our cat,
Frankie r I P. Well, we're not really sure she
died or if she ran away moved on she was
probably like seventy eighty percent outdoor cat twenty percent inside.
So I don't I don't ever remember her tail being
so far up, and I don't remember the.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Butthole as much with her.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
But like our new kittens are always and they're always,
you know, rubbing up against stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And Ossie and Sharon.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Ausy No Ossie and Becky who's Ozzy and Becky? They're
not a dynamic, they're not.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Why would you name it?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I just like the name Becky.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh now I call it red Becky boo.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Becky boo. You can't steal the boo out of your fucking.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Mind, beckyboo A like yeah, like like I said, like bugaboo,
becky boo. I just know it's too late.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
No, I'm not allowing it.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's too late.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I don't get I don't get it. You have two cats,
you do a combo name?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What's your cast names?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Marshall the others and Kim the others.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, there you go. That makes sense. That makes sense, brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I always have to be due names.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You get them together.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
If you get them together, they maybe separately, you don't
have to but together. Yeah, I mean that guy a chicken.
I named it Little Jerry, Little Jerry Seinfeld. But yeah,
I don't Ozzie and Becky, why not saying that?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It really bothers me for some reason, like making my
skin call. Yeah, sorry, sorry, that was a natural I
didn't mean it. I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. Yeah,
I'm not aware of this, but yeah, cats buttholes are
(02:49):
are on all your stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, and as there's no hair there, there's no hair there.
And my tails, like the tail is up most of
the time, and like they're always kind of moving and
groove and everywhere right and everywhere, and that's how they
sit obviously.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
And Ozzie is still we're in the process of figuring
out the rest of his vaccinations to get him fixed.
So Ozzie's got balls and I don't ever remembering that's
a ball balls to little but of course.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They have like little balls right under their butttholes.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
So you so that really is prominent in your face balls.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't think i've ever seen cats balls before.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
I can take a picture and say I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, I forgot about that. That's balls, that's wild. Uh So, yeah,
so he's dragging his balls and buttole everywhere else? Correct,
did they sit on your counters?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
We're trying not to do that, so we have little
squirt bots. Well yeah, actually we got a script.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Bottle and you do that to read too.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Of course, Robert when he's acting of the couch, we're
trying to keep him off the counter.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
But these cats are crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
So every time they get up there, do you have
to wipe it down? And if you don't, which I
know you don't like, their fucking buttholes are all over
your kitchen. Cannyeah balls are in his bad Oh okay,
I feel like I'd rather have cat.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Marin Emily thought she was a better cat owner than
the rest of the world because she let her cat
go outside, and now she's all about having indoor cats.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh no, we're not sure we're going to do about it.
Oh yeah, sure, I never thought it was a better cattle.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
No, you definitely, they're definitely not gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I do take them in the backyard with me sometimes the.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
One time they don't come home at night or something,
you're going to be losing your mind.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You have them on a leash.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, I took.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Only the backyard if they ran away, well, because I
keeping an eye on them.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I mean, that's you're not gonna be what if they
want to run away, they're gonna run away.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
You know, they're not like runners. They're not runners. Right,
So anyway we've done that, what in.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Six months, she's going to come in here with tears
saying that one of her cats.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is going probably Becky boo. I hope.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
So it's not every time to Texas where she goes
back on the range.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, so you are eating cat butthole. I don't, Yeah,
you do. You eat cat butthole. And Robert when he
does his midnight snack and he doesn't put anything down
on that counter. He puts down the bread and makes
his peanut butter sandwich. He's eating peanut butter and cat
butthole sandwich. He doesn't care, doesn't He's fine with eating
cat ass. He goes in the litter box, probably eats
(05:37):
the poo. You just got a hold in your mouth. Yeah,
if you actually think about it, your cat's buttholes are everywhere.
They're all. I mean, well, your your dog just pissed
all over your bed this morning, so that's the least
of your problem that was.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
And I go, yeah, you put baking soda on that,
and she goes.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You can't just.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
There is a big baking soda.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Guy, because it's pissing. The piss all over through the
mattress get to the matter, but.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It got on the Yeah, And I said, you should
still put like baking soda on that to get the
smell out and all the urine ship. And she goes, no,
we'll just we'll run the water like a sponge. And
I go, it's still pissed.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Though we might think it so afterward, but we're gonna
pressure wash the ship out of it and the water
will go through the sponge.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I mean, piss is the worst smell.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
No, with the mattress, you're not gonna buy a new one.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
But with like an egg crate, Yeah, just buy a
new one.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Dollars, you're gonna be okay, you rather, I mean, you'll
probably spend more going out to dinner at a restaurant.
And you sleep on that every night, every time, every
night you sleep, We're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
She's just gonna And she slept in dog vomit before this.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Don't don't give a was in between Robert and I.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I wiped it up and I put a couple of
towels down and we slept through the night.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's so gross. That's sleeping in dog mom.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
And enough she doesn't care about mattresses too. She has
a check match and that's true.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Mattress very strange good reviews on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay, really fucking good.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Okay, I bet it's Mattress.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Back to the cat buttthole. Yeah, uh, this is making
international news that there is a kids science fair where
they're trying to figure out this whole cat butthole issue.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Here we go about time, so uh, you know, I
don't know, harken back to your big sixth grade, fifth grade,
whatever grade it was.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
For you make a volcano.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, and your your science system, your science teacher normally
will say to you, think about something that interests you,
maybe a question you've always had, whether it's something you
see around the house, something on TV, and do that
research that because it means something to you. And so
this one sixth grade boy is, like he said, making
(08:11):
international news because he had a question that he noticed
around his house that wasn't answered. So he got the
big poster paper that you kind of have folded, so
it kind of like you know, goes in threes so
you can display it at the big science fair and
it has you know, pictures all over it and his
hypothesis and across the top really big in bold letters,
(08:35):
it says because it you know, tells you the subject
on the top when other parents are walking around looking
at the projects, the subject says, does your cat's butthole
really touch all the surfaces in your row?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Question about butthole is ale? Like, you don't need to go.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
You could he have said anus, because that's more aggressive,
though too more than if I just would have said
does your cats?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
But I guess that's more huge cat.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I would have said, but I would have said but
hole is crazy?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Might be able to.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Get into anus in the text and the body of
the yea and I feel like in the headlines.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
At this point just say shitter. You know this ship?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well, he got away with it, displayed it and and
everybody wanted to know the results. I mean, you know,
it's a good study. When people are interested and they results,
they want to know.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
We do. But I'd be standing there looking at this earlier.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I want to know butthole?
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Do you guys want to know how he tested?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
He has two cats, he's got he's got a short
hair cat and he's got like a long, medium haired cat.
So he thought, okay, good, So we got two different
representations of a cat.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
So how do you test that?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I mean, he's not a kid with like, you know,
like DNA test, you know, And he doesn't want to
spend a lot of money. It's just a school project.
So his mom came up with a creative idea. Let
him know that they sell non toxic lipstick, and if
we put lipstick on our cat's butthole, we.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Will be up I gotta get it on there. I
gotta get it on there.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
We will see if the lipstick is left anywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Can't you just follow the cat around and make notes?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
But you're not up there?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Like is it actually?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
But is the butthole itself making contact? Or do like
the back legs hold it up a little bit? Does
it matter how much fur the cat has? Like, does
it matter if it's a hard surface versus a soft surface?
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Does any of the all over our house is crazy?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, I guess it's a non toxic, legitimate.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Non toxic, but it's still going to make a mark
on your Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I don't know, making me really uncomfortable, washable.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
But you don't put lipstick on your cats, Okay, Okay,
and so and I guess their cats are kind of
well trained. They say their cats can like sit on
command and stay and stuff like that for treats. And
here are the results. After this extreme scientific study. It
(11:34):
turns out that the both cats their anuses made no
contact hard surfaces.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
So you sit down on a toilet seed and it's like, yeah,
oh yeah, maybe you get some splash back. That'll get you,
that will.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Get you, so kitchen counters.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
OK yeah, I guess I'd be more worried about Robert
than the cat.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Him putting his asshole and everything. Put some lipstick
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