March 26, 2025 • 15 mins
Sky did it again... On today's P1 Podcast, we have to suffer hearing the awkwardness that took place in the bathroom with Sky
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How many times do I have to chronicle Sky in
the wild and how badly that goes?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Like?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What do we do? What do we do is put
her in a rubber room.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I think we need to install a kitchen and a
bathroom in this room so I never have to leave
and interact.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
With Then we have to deal with it. I mean,
you've guys seen Emily using a bathroom in here, A
good idea.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
So that's so I'm sucking stupid, I'm sorry, I'm okay,
I didn't, Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Poop so everything, So you finally admit it?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Wait did we finally get her that minute?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Didn't do it that day?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Explain loves poop?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Emily admit I never admitted that that day. I did not.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I thought Emily admitted it. Finally said, Emily, this is
not about you. I don't know why you're making it.
Play the tape. Nothing's on tape anymore. Nothing's on tape anymore. Anyway,
Sky does not do well in public. The literally people
with the butterfly nets are standing outside, standing by, waiting
(01:08):
for her to leave. The capture her because once again
Sky has had an awkward confrontation, this time in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's time for the podcast year, completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now, I know, I know. I guess my hope because
it sounds like a broken record. I guess my hope
is the amount of times we pointed out to you
about what a psychopath you are out there and the
things that you do your encounters with humans. Like eventually
it's gonna sink in there like I gotta just stop,
(01:56):
I gotta shut my mouth. Be normal. That's my hope.
It's not gonna happen. I know that. Like I'm the
crazy one. I'm crazy one.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, look at it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's going crazy. That's what I keep thinking. We talk
about it. Okay, we're gonna shame her, Yes, we're not
going to.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So you guys, like will shame me for an individual
situation like asking the chick who works at the taco
shop how she wipes when she goes number two because
her nails are so long. So so you'll shame me
for that, But then it'll be in a whole new
situation where I think I'm helpful and I don't even
equate the two as being similar weird situations until after
(02:39):
the fact.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Can anyone ever shame her out of anything?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
No, as be helpful?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Ever worked out? I feel like it hasn't. I'm going
to tell you.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I feel like we just don't document when it works out. Document.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
The only time she's actually helpful, you know, See, the
only time she's actually helpful is when she does some
thing nice but that has to tell you about. That's
the only time she's actually like food bags and get
blood or something she's to tell you about.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Sometimes it's just nice to do a picture, you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, shut up, Yes, guy, I don't know what the
hell is how this is ever going to change, But
I think you were a crazy person.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I think, okay, you don't have to make your own sound.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Crazy people You tell them you're crazy, and they don't
think they're crazy, so they're never gonna accept it. Dang,
that's the way it can't Why you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hear you cannot argue with the crazy person, never reason,
and then it makes it crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, I like when I argue with a new I
don't even do it anymore. But I used to argue
with a new guy and and uh, with alcoholism. The
guy who wouldn't stop drinking his wife left in his family.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm fine and I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I don't like to stop, and you're just like for
every reasoning you have, they have reasoning on why you're
wrong and.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It but like you listen to it.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, that sky is blue, and he'd be like, no,
it's green, and it's just it's brutal.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
At I will tell you why. It's great.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, the way the light reflects.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
And even when even when you get her dead to write,
she goes, and then like three weeks later she goes,
she brings it a Remember we're talking about three weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
This has been twenty five years of my life. Welcome,
it's brutal.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Luckily it's only even thirteen of mine.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's not fun, and so help her.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
That's where my intention was today, being helpful.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Here is the difference what your intention is normally somewhat
to help. Okays, yes, but you don't need to do that.
Sometimes we don't need your.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I didn't ask if I needed to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
We don't want it.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Other than her husbands and daughter. Does anyone need it?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I think the world would be a better place. We're
looking out for one another and helping each other.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
There is there is something to mind your own business.
Mind your own business that lane, there's something to that favorite.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
So Emily is leaving the building and I know there's
a murderer standing outside, and I go, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You don't think there's a difference from what you just
said to what you did earlier, basically the same.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Okay, Yeah, I feel like Scot would go out there
like talk to the murder, give him like money or something.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, there's a quite a bit of a difference. Guy.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, I feel like both helping, helping and looking out
for a sister is looking out for a sister, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What for as Yeah, push you to the ground so
bad for sisters looking out for I want to push
her to the ground so bad if I would be
allowed to do that. Okay, what what? What has happened
this time? I don't hear it?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh you hear it today.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
So as my friend Emily, I'm assuming nos, I don't know.
We haven't had much of a discussion about it, but
I assume she's aware of a bit of a situation
going on in the women's restroom here at iHeartMedia santiego.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I mean, yeah, I use the restroom here at work, Eddie.
Are you talking about are you shut up? We talked
about the one over there. Yes, I didn't blow that
up that day. I pooped in there before, but I
didn't go that in I didn't.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Because she stopped saying pooper.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's really like I I didn't. But yeah, I'm a
human being and I go number two. Every human being,
you die if you didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So uh yes, so as wet over.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This conversation, Jesus, as we've chronicled many times. We got
two single stalls here closer to which I don't use
because you can hear through the walls.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. I don't want to hear.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I want to hear it. Then said everybody piece, everybody poops. Yeah,
but I don't want anybody to hear.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
And I only go pee in there, and then when
I do, I turn the water on everything.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But you said you PopEd. Yeah, you just said you
you can't anything, She says, I am over this conversation.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Trust you caught her, Your caught her, caught her with
her pants down, boots stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
So we got the two singles over here and then
down the hall on the other side of the Oh
my god, she will not take.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Your God, that was rude.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And then down the hall this way we have the
ladies room, which has two stalls inside, only two.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I've never pictured it.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, just too how picture we have three?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
We have three, yeah, and two and.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Two urinals and three stalls to just two things.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Two stalls, that's all we got there. And a tampon machine.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
If you guys ever need tampons, come on in. Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
So, uh, Emily, have you noticed that there's something funky
going on with that women's room down there.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, there's a handicapped stall, and then there's a smaller stall,
and then the smaller stall. There's a little bit of
a funky toilet.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yes, the toilet has been funky out of the tooth.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Tony, does that mean that.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Means like when you go to flush it, it does,
like the half.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Flush, like the suction.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
The flush is like off like.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And then and then like half of the stuff that
flushes down will come back. So like, so if you
say you're just going number one as a lady, and
you then you flush, and there's two a lady as
a lady, half of the toilet paper will come back.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, it goes in and then goes back out.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
That happens sometimes in one of the men's stalls. We're like,
if you flush it, it goes in and goes back out.
But I don't know which one. I have been here
in a long time.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh okay, no I do.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I just haven't at home. I'm a wipes man too,
I'm not a toilet paper guy, so I try to
save it for wipes. Yeah, the hemorrhoid issue, guys, I
can't wipe too much preparation h No, not anymore, but
I have preparation h wipes. It really helps the situation.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Okaying that down, feel like we've heard too much, so anyway,
So yes, so that's going on in the ladies room.
So basically, ever since that's happened, it's probably been two
or three months that toilet's no okay.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Insane, It's just like yeah, so basically somebody will eventually
say something, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
So now I'll only go in the handicap stall because
I don't want to be the one that goes in
that stall when the toilet has its you know, last hurrah,
and then all of a sudden, it's backing up and
you're involved, and I don't want no part of that, right,
so thank you a little bit. Huh, Well, I mean
that's where we're headed.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
We all know that's where that.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I mean, you're acting like it's gonna explode a volcano.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Comedy or yeah, but I feel like even if I
go number one and that happens in the toilet like
has its final flush, everybody's gonna think you took a
massive ship, you know what I mean, Like even though
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
If I'm the one when the toilet breaks, like.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Yeah, then nobody believes you if you did, and then
they make jokes and then they say stupid and it
never dies for years. Yeah yeah, okay, nobody believes you
and you didn't ship that day, that's what happened.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
So I don't want that, trust me, I get it.
I don't want that in my life. So now I
avoid that toilet, right.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And it was like Jeff Daniels and.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I wasn't sixty seconds, I wasn't shaving.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
She's just so angry.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I was in and out you were you were I was.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
So that's the switch with the bathroom. Now flashbward to today.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Right after the show, when as you guys know, I
had to, you know, get my passport out and take
a trip to tinkle Town. That's where I go.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
And you well, I don't need it yet, but you know,
I may get a bladder infection if I don't get
a real id crazy. So so of course I go
into the big stall because I'm not fucking with that
that weird toilet.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Right with that weird toilet.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
And as I'm wrapping up my business, I hear somebody
getting escorted into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
And what do I mean by escorted.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I hear one of our sales gals talking to a
woman saying, oh, yeah, here's the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You know, take your time, I'll wait outside for you.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
So clearly it's a client or a you know, somebody
who doesn't work here.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
They walk them into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Yeah. I don't know if she was going to go
to Maybe she saw the otheride the door.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
And just go here, put out you go, this is
our bathroom, wait outside, Yeah, walked.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Her in or not, but maybe the door was propab.
And when I fully heard the conversation of like, hey,
I'll wait outside, bah blah blah blah, blah. Well, so
I'm coming out a big stall and I see this
woman who I don't know, I'm assuming a potential sales client,
going towards the stall with the janky toilet, and I'm like, I,
(12:16):
if this woman is planning on going number two, this
could go really bad.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I don't know, I as so why would it really bad?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Because like that thing can barely flush TP for a
number one at this point. So what So I'm worried,
and I'm worried about like, I don't want this woman
to get here.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
You're not going to get the sale.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
No know nothing about the sale, Like just like even
if I'm like in a public restroom, Like I'm just
worried about her embarrassment.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
If this toilet clogs up and backs.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Up on that's when you swear on your kids and
you have that's what you do.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I didn't realize that was the plan. I didn't, And
she doesn't know that much.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You walk up to her and go, hey, call was your.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Boots and then so that's what I should have said. God,
oh no, fuck you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, so the heads up.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Didn't realize this is going to go on the entire time.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
So that she walks past.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Doing that. The lady eth I would, I would until
you percent you're right. But the lady doesn't know the story.
She doesn't know about blame.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Your hand like this.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Even though it's only the two of us in the room,
I'm still putting my hand up like to shield it.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
No one may not come. I can't know.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
She's very so, so I don't have much time to
think this through you guys. So as I'm walking out
and the gal is walking into the stall, I decide
you did not to let her know that this toilet
(14:00):
it doesn't flush very well.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Stop stop, so listen all. If you're gonna do that,
you don't you over explain everything. Why don't you just say, oh,
this this one, this stall is broken, broken, you might
want to use this one. That's all you have to say.
(14:23):
I don't have to go. So if you're planning on
going number two, you may not want to go.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Say that.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I said so if you've got some serious business.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Doing this business.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
If you got some serious business, right, you're right. I
probably did cut my mouth.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It's a stranger, and as soon as it came out
of my mouth, that's when I thought of you.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Guys. See, that's the thing. I don't think about it
till after.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We don't need your help.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
But I was trying to want to get stuck with
the backed up toilet.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Business guy.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Alone.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It's so bad, helpful.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Not at all, so I should have just abandoned her
and good luck fucking Russian rule.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yes, don't you understand that?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Oh okay,
How many times do I have to chronicle Sky in
the wild and how badly that goes?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Like?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
What do we do? What do we do is put
her in a rubber room.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I think we need to install a kitchen and a
bathroom in this room so I never have to leave
and interact.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
With Then we have to deal with it. I mean,
you've guys seen Emily using a bathroom in here, A
good idea.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
So that's so I'm sucking stupid, I'm sorry, I'm okay,
I didn't, Yes, I.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Poop so everything, So you finally admit it?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Wait did we finally get her that minute?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Didn't do it that day?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Explain loves poop?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Emily admit I never admitted that that day. I did not.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I thought Emily admitted it. Finally said, Emily, this is
not about you. I don't know why you're making it.
Play the tape. Nothing's on tape anymore. Nothing's on tape anymore. Anyway,
Sky does not do well in public. The literally people
with the butterfly nets are standing outside, standing by, waiting
(01:08):
for her to leave. The capture her because once again
Sky has had an awkward confrontation, this time in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's time for the podcast year, completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Now, I know, I know. I guess my hope because
it sounds like a broken record. I guess my hope
is the amount of times we pointed out to you
about what a psychopath you are out there and the
things that you do your encounters with humans. Like eventually
it's gonna sink in there like I gotta just stop,
(01:56):
I gotta shut my mouth. Be normal. That's my hope.
It's not gonna happen. I know that. Like I'm the
crazy one. I'm crazy one.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yeah, yeah, look at it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's going crazy. That's what I keep thinking. We talk
about it. Okay, we're gonna shame her, Yes, we're not
going to.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So you guys, like will shame me for an individual
situation like asking the chick who works at the taco
shop how she wipes when she goes number two because
her nails are so long. So so you'll shame me
for that, But then it'll be in a whole new
situation where I think I'm helpful and I don't even
equate the two as being similar weird situations until after
(02:39):
the fact.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Can anyone ever shame her out of anything?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
No, as be helpful?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Ever worked out? I feel like it hasn't. I'm going
to tell you.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
I feel like we just don't document when it works out. Document.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
The only time she's actually helpful, you know, See, the
only time she's actually helpful is when she does some
thing nice but that has to tell you about. That's
the only time she's actually like food bags and get
blood or something she's to tell you about.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Sometimes it's just nice to do a picture, you know what.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, shut up, Yes, guy, I don't know what the
hell is how this is ever going to change, But
I think you were a crazy person.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I think, okay, you don't have to make your own sound.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Crazy people You tell them you're crazy, and they don't
think they're crazy, so they're never gonna accept it. Dang,
that's the way it can't Why you.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Hear you cannot argue with the crazy person, never reason,
and then it makes it crazy.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, I like when I argue with a new I
don't even do it anymore. But I used to argue
with a new guy and and uh, with alcoholism. The
guy who wouldn't stop drinking his wife left in his family.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm fine and I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I don't like to stop, and you're just like for
every reasoning you have, they have reasoning on why you're
wrong and.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
It but like you listen to it.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, that sky is blue, and he'd be like, no,
it's green, and it's just it's brutal.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
At I will tell you why. It's great.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Yeah, the way the light reflects.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
And even when even when you get her dead to write,
she goes, and then like three weeks later she goes,
she brings it a Remember we're talking about three weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
This has been twenty five years of my life. Welcome,
it's brutal.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Luckily it's only even thirteen of mine.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's not fun, and so help her.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
That's where my intention was today, being helpful.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Here is the difference what your intention is normally somewhat
to help. Okays, yes, but you don't need to do that.
Sometimes we don't need your.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
I didn't ask if I needed to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
We don't want it.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Other than her husbands and daughter. Does anyone need it?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I think the world would be a better place. We're
looking out for one another and helping each other.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
There is there is something to mind your own business.
Mind your own business that lane, there's something to that favorite.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
So Emily is leaving the building and I know there's
a murderer standing outside, and I go, have a great day.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
You don't think there's a difference from what you just
said to what you did earlier, basically the same.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Okay, Yeah, I feel like Scot would go out there
like talk to the murder, give him like money or something.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, there's a quite a bit of a difference. Guy.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well, I feel like both helping, helping and looking out
for a sister is looking out for a sister, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What for as Yeah, push you to the ground so
bad for sisters looking out for I want to push
her to the ground so bad if I would be
allowed to do that. Okay, what what? What has happened
this time? I don't hear it?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh you hear it today.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
So as my friend Emily, I'm assuming nos, I don't know.
We haven't had much of a discussion about it, but
I assume she's aware of a bit of a situation
going on in the women's restroom here at iHeartMedia santiego.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I mean, yeah, I use the restroom here at work, Eddie.
Are you talking about are you shut up? We talked
about the one over there. Yes, I didn't blow that
up that day. I pooped in there before, but I
didn't go that in I didn't.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Because she stopped saying pooper.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's really like I I didn't. But yeah, I'm a
human being and I go number two. Every human being,
you die if you didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So uh yes, so as wet over.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This conversation, Jesus, as we've chronicled many times. We got
two single stalls here closer to which I don't use
because you can hear through the walls.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle. I don't want to hear.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I want to hear it. Then said everybody piece, everybody poops. Yeah,
but I don't want anybody to hear.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
And I only go pee in there, and then when
I do, I turn the water on everything.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But you said you PopEd. Yeah, you just said you
you can't anything, She says, I am over this conversation.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Trust you caught her, Your caught her, caught her with
her pants down, boots stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
So we got the two singles over here and then
down the hall on the other side of the Oh
my god, she will not take.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Your God, that was rude.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And then down the hall this way we have the
ladies room, which has two stalls inside, only two.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I've never pictured it.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Yeah, just too how picture we have three?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
We have three, yeah, and two and.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Two urinals and three stalls to just two things.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Two stalls, that's all we got there. And a tampon machine.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
If you guys ever need tampons, come on in. Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
So, uh, Emily, have you noticed that there's something funky
going on with that women's room down there.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, there's a handicapped stall, and then there's a smaller stall,
and then the smaller stall. There's a little bit of
a funky toilet.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Yes, the toilet has been funky out of the tooth.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Tony, does that mean that.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Means like when you go to flush it, it does,
like the half.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Flush, like the suction.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
The flush is like off like.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
And then and then like half of the stuff that
flushes down will come back. So like, so if you
say you're just going number one as a lady, and
you then you flush, and there's two a lady as
a lady, half of the toilet paper will come back.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, it goes in and then goes back out.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
That happens sometimes in one of the men's stalls. We're like,
if you flush it, it goes in and goes back out.
But I don't know which one. I have been here
in a long time.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh okay, no I do.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I just haven't at home. I'm a wipes man too,
I'm not a toilet paper guy, so I try to
save it for wipes. Yeah, the hemorrhoid issue, guys, I
can't wipe too much preparation h No, not anymore, but
I have preparation h wipes. It really helps the situation.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Okaying that down, feel like we've heard too much, so anyway,
So yes, so that's going on in the ladies room.
So basically, ever since that's happened, it's probably been two
or three months that toilet's no okay.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Insane, It's just like yeah, so basically somebody will eventually
say something, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
So now I'll only go in the handicap stall because
I don't want to be the one that goes in
that stall when the toilet has its you know, last hurrah,
and then all of a sudden, it's backing up and
you're involved, and I don't want no part of that, right,
so thank you a little bit. Huh, Well, I mean
that's where we're headed.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
We all know that's where that.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I mean, you're acting like it's gonna explode a volcano.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Comedy or yeah, but I feel like even if I
go number one and that happens in the toilet like
has its final flush, everybody's gonna think you took a
massive ship, you know what I mean, Like even though
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
If I'm the one when the toilet breaks, like.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Yeah, then nobody believes you if you did, and then
they make jokes and then they say stupid and it
never dies for years. Yeah yeah, okay, nobody believes you
and you didn't ship that day, that's what happened.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
So I don't want that, trust me, I get it.
I don't want that in my life. So now I
avoid that toilet, right.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And it was like Jeff Daniels and.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I wasn't sixty seconds, I wasn't shaving.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
She's just so angry.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I was in and out you were you were I was.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
So that's the switch with the bathroom. Now flashbward to today.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Right after the show, when as you guys know, I
had to, you know, get my passport out and take
a trip to tinkle Town. That's where I go.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
And you well, I don't need it yet, but you know,
I may get a bladder infection if I don't get
a real id crazy. So so of course I go
into the big stall because I'm not fucking with that
that weird toilet.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Right with that weird toilet.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
And as I'm wrapping up my business, I hear somebody
getting escorted into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
And what do I mean by escorted.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I hear one of our sales gals talking to a
woman saying, oh, yeah, here's the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
You know, take your time, I'll wait outside for you.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
So clearly it's a client or a you know, somebody
who doesn't work here.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
They walk them into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Yeah. I don't know if she was going to go
to Maybe she saw the otheride the door.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
And just go here, put out you go, this is
our bathroom, wait outside, Yeah, walked.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Her in or not, but maybe the door was propab.
And when I fully heard the conversation of like, hey,
I'll wait outside, bah blah blah blah, blah. Well, so
I'm coming out a big stall and I see this
woman who I don't know, I'm assuming a potential sales client,
going towards the stall with the janky toilet, and I'm like, I,
(12:16):
if this woman is planning on going number two, this
could go really bad.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I don't know, I as so why would it really bad?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Because like that thing can barely flush TP for a
number one at this point. So what So I'm worried,
and I'm worried about like, I don't want this woman
to get here.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
You're not going to get the sale.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
No know nothing about the sale, Like just like even
if I'm like in a public restroom, Like I'm just
worried about her embarrassment.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
If this toilet clogs up and backs.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Up on that's when you swear on your kids and
you have that's what you do.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
No, I didn't.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I didn't realize that was the plan. I didn't, And
she doesn't know that much.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
You walk up to her and go, hey, call was your.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Boots and then so that's what I should have said. God,
oh no, fuck you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Okay, so the heads up.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Didn't realize this is going to go on the entire time.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
So that she walks past.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Doing that. The lady eth I would, I would until
you percent you're right. But the lady doesn't know the story.
She doesn't know about blame.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Your hand like this.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Even though it's only the two of us in the room,
I'm still putting my hand up like to shield it.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
No one may not come. I can't know.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
She's very so, so I don't have much time to
think this through you guys. So as I'm walking out
and the gal is walking into the stall, I decide
you did not to let her know that this toilet
(14:00):
it doesn't flush very well.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Stop stop, so listen all. If you're gonna do that,
you don't you over explain everything. Why don't you just say, oh,
this this one, this stall is broken, broken, you might
want to use this one. That's all you have to say.
(14:23):
I don't have to go. So if you're planning on
going number two, you may not want to go.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Say that.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I said so if you've got some serious business.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Doing this business.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
If you got some serious business, right, you're right. I
probably did cut my mouth.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It's a stranger, and as soon as it came out
of my mouth, that's when I thought of you.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Guys. See, that's the thing. I don't think about it
till after.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
We don't need your help.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
But I was trying to want to get stuck with
the backed up toilet.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Business guy.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Alone.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
It's so bad, helpful.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Not at all, so I should have just abandoned her
and good luck fucking Russian rule.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yes, don't you understand that?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Oh okay,
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