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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You know, I'm a pretty big rule follower around. I mean,
I'm pretty by the book understatement.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Okay, I'm not a good tuh, but listen, come on,
come on.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Have you ever got a ticket?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah? It s meeting ticket, but I mean, was that
in the wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Man, I'm shocked. I didn't know you got a ticket?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah? You know what? When was one of the worst times.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I actually I got pulled over when my girlfriend at
the time didn't have her seat belt on and I
pulled out of like my apartment complex and you know,
we were still, she was still, and there was a
cop like right there.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Wow, that's hard to see.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, I know, And and he pulled me over and
he goes, yeah, you know, seatbelt on, ticket, boom, and
you get busted.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
As a driver as the driver, so I was like,
what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't I would have.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I don't remember, we know, So yeah, I mean it's
obviously unintentional stuff. But yeah, I've gotten a couple of
times got popped. Yeah, it was pretty crazy. Was my
heart racing? Yes, but it looks like I unintentionally might
have stolen something. We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's time for the one podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yet completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Now, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I like, you need to make some phone calls, maybe
need an attorney that I could speak with, because I
don't understand what the hell happened.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
This is so unlike me. I don't know, So stop it.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yesterday we were talking about this earlier in the show
that we were all downtown for opening Day.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Did we go to the game? No?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
We kept getting asked going to the game. No, I'm
not going.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
We're losers. Bring it up, we're losers. Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
So we were down there for like a party and
stuff like that, and it was great. We're having a
good time. And uh, usually when we have these kind
of client parties and things like that, there's food where
you know, there's a restaurant we're at or bar or
whatever this there's food and there, you know, tables the
walking service which I called yeah yeah, and so it's
usually stuff like that, a little appetizers, things like that.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
We get a couple of drink tickets, which are always
the delight, and.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Then we always fight over Thor's other drinks.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah extra, So.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Me and Emily got there at the same time, and
we both got to the bar and I got a
club so yeah, I got and then and then I
had a second drink ticket, so I use the drink
really odd.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
So I go, I go to Emily, do you want this?
Speaker 6 (02:48):
She goes, oh, as if she was she was so shocked.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm pissed want the drink ticket guy?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
But she but she was got with this.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
And she goes She's like, oh, yeah, because he like
he touched Usually you have to ask him, and he
just he doesn't give ship before he gives it.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
He was like here you go kind of and was like.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Like thoughtful, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
He must have been a good moved.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I saw what the bartenders were wearing.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
They weren't wearing pants pants optional?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Did you guys tip the bartend I got a clubs?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
W I still.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Fu? Yeah, because I.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
So, did you guys leave your pants at home?
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Do you want to borrow pants?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Or do they they forced you not to wear pants?
Are you cold?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Somebody?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah? Compliment them like she complimented the girl when she
she goes, you know, your your butt looks great without
those your cheeks.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
This guy and nothing to do with the fact that
the ladies weren't wearing peants. Well no, so like normally
when we get the drink tickets, they'll have the bucket,
the tip bucket out pretty prominent, right like because you
know that's how they're going to make their extra money.
And so I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
And I have, so they're not taking it. Well, I mean,
you know tips work, yeah you don and I don't
think a.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Bar like that, Like it's not like it's a club.
Basically this Starbucks they gave me.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
If I had, if I've got more than a club soda,
I would have been like I would have when they game.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
My soda, would give them the money, throw a dollar down.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, So I give the ticket and then I realized,
oh I didn't take money out, let me get money
put in the bucket.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
And then just because there's no bucket, there isn't And
then and then I.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Say to her, oh, you're hey, I know you have
no pocket, but do you have a tip jar? I
think I said something like I said, you guys, I said, oh,
(05:09):
are you guys taking tips? Because I didn't know. You know,
some places are like no, it's you know, the gratuities
covered or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I mean, it's a free drink or she's gonna take
a tip.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
And so that's needs a bartender. That's when she looks
behind her and sitting on the back part of the
bar where the bottles are, there is a bucket.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Put their tips, leave it on the bar. They turn around,
they put it in the.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Bar, and then she looks and she goes, oh, yeah,
we're happy to and I said, oh great, And that's
when I realize I have one single dollar bill. That's
you guys know how I run idiots like one crinkly as.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Dollar.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Yeah, and so so then I like embarrassedly hand it
to her.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Like multiple, do that.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I didn't do that with valets sometimes where I do
the multiple, give him the handshakes.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
For you kids, and then I get out of there
as fast as I can.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Enjoy your one dollar. It's filmed. It felt good, you know.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
So no one else went through that.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No I got a club more so.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Anyway, normally there is food there, you know, and sometimes
it will be like baseball themed, like mini hot dogs,
you know, natcho.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Bar or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I remember one year a couple of years ago, Sombreros
I think actually catered it randomly and there was like
taco stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It was over by by.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
The bathrooms kind of No, I remember it like it
was just remember making a play that was.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Remember it like it was, Yes, that was that was.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Remember that was that hard rock and that was years ago.
That was not I've never been to a party at
hard rock. That was because that's where they used to
do that.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
I remember being at sidebar.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
I remember it whatever it was because none of us remember, hey,
thank you, thank you what none of us remembering, Hey,
I can't believe this.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I don't care. Not only food, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
Yes, that is. That is a fact. We agree on that.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
So yesterday, at one point, you know, you know me,
even in social situations, I'm the butterfly.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I'm bouncing around.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
You're bouncing.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yesterday, I'm having a great time.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
It was like it was.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
A little love want.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
It was a little love me. What do you want?
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Come with us in the corner.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I hate when you guys do that. It's embarrassing you lot.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
A lot.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
We mixed for a little bit.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I literally talked to every human being that.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Yeah, the three of us will mix for a little bit,
and then.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
We just kind of depends on how many drinks that.
I don't mean that in the mean way. I'm just saying,
if you have a couple of drinks, you'll mingle.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
With stay longer.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, just stay till.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
I usually mingle a little attached myself to one person.
They leave, well, they leave that I try to find Sky.
But Sky selfishly was talking to this one guy for
like forty five minutes. So at one point I literally
stood behind behind Sky stood binder.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So I'm bouncing around, I'm doing my training, I'm enjoying everybody,
you know, talking That's what I do.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That's what I do.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And so you know, I did notice at some point
there was a guy walking around with a tray of something.
I didn't even see what it was. And I was like, oh, okay,
there's food here, I'll get something in a minute.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
And so I'm seeing all this stuff go down and whatever. Well,
come to find out, now Emily just brought this up.
I had no idea that this even happened. Apparently this
guy that was walking around with tray. Turns out they
were burgers, not a full burger, half oh half a burger.
It was like half a burger in a little carton,
and they were walking around the tray and they would
(08:42):
hang you, you know, they'd offer you the carton of
half a burger. But it was it was like a
smash burger and there was like two patties and all
this stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It was good.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
And so they were walking around and apparently something happened
to Emily and Thorne that I was not aware of.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Yeah, I didn't even I didn't even see anybody walking
around with the tray.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
What I did was I went to the It was
the same guy. It was the same guy.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
So there was a cart there when you walked in front, which,
by the way, why does it smell like ship right
at the entrance of that place?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Did you notice that like this? Sure it was. No,
it was like a seer smell right, no one else. No,
it was just at the entrance.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
No, I didn't, I would say, you know, I would say,
but anyway, so I smelled that, and then I asked.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I went over to the guy who was by the
cart where all the hamburger was going.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
You decided, we were like, we made a decision. We
were in the corner talking and then we made you're hungry, hungry,
let's go get a burger.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
So I walk over there with Emily, and she's talking
to everybody, and her and the security guard have a
back and forth.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Going, and then big Mike, Big Mike.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
So then I say to the burger guy, I go, hey,
can I get a burger? He goes yeah, I go,
they're free with the party, right, and he goes, no,
you gotta pay for them, and I went, oh, no, thanks,
then quickly for me too.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Then I got paper, I'm not going to pay, Like,
what's going on?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
And I the name tag on. So even if they
were for you think he'd see that name tag on.
I'm a part of the party. I'm not just some
random guy walking down the street.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
You must it must be the loss of the beard
or something. You don't look up. You're like untrustworthy. Untrustworthy
cause why would he walk around with the train.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I don't understand it.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And I again, I didn't see anybody take out money
and pay. And so at the end of the party, Uh,
you guys all dipped out?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Asshole.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, I got out of there twelve twenty.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I literally I literally didn't I turn around, and then
all three of you were fucking gone, and I'm like, oh,
what happened?
Speaker 5 (10:35):
I think there was. There was a discussion do we
tell Eddie? You know, Eddie's going to be pissed.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Okay, let's just yeah leaving.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
I was leaving with Emily and then she stopped to
talk to somebody and I just kept walk.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
You're going to walk to our cars together because we
were parked block from each other, and he's fucking a block.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
If you stopped to talk, I'm out then well, and
then and.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Then you guys dipped out like I don't know, ten
fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Before me, and then after you left.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
When I left, I was starting to but then I
got caught talking to somebody. And then I finally leave.
And I'm walking down the street and I walk by
this cute little flower shop and I go, is that
fucking Emily making like a custom bouquet?
Speaker 4 (11:14):
And I did.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I was looking around, Yeah, you were looking at I
was looking.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I was.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It was a pretty flowers bynde of flowers and I
was like, oh, I was like that would be really
nice to bring home right now. So I start looking
and then I go, fuck it.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
This is too much work.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
And this guy pulls up.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
And she was like, Emily, So that's how we.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I leave at the appropriate, time appropriate, and yes it's
a party. It was eleven to one, and so one
one o'clock I left one o'clock.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Stay the time one o'clock I left fallow.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
And so I start to walk out and Burger cart
guys standing there, and I'm give you a little something.
Clock had a cocktails. You'd be smart to have a
little little something in my mouth. And so I start
walking out and I say to the guy, hey, can
I want of those? And he kind of gave me
(12:05):
a little bit of not attitude, but he didn't he
wasn't nice about it. He just reaches in the things
hands to me, and I just start walking down the
street crushing my berg.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Well that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
There was no discussion of like, all right, that'll be
five bucks. There was no.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
That's fucking insane.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
You stole from the hold you you pull, You pulled
the sky and you steal.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I would never take a splash. Cream would never do that.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Sodie's basically a thief.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I think he took one look at you and goes.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Is this guy wait, why, I mean, why would you say.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
That Vettor he screwed me that I didn't get a
burger because he was the one dealing.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
With the guy.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
That guy, why vegetarian without a beer? This guy doesn't
eat me.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I mean I didn't have a beer forever.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Weird, Yeah, there was. I mean he would have said like, no,
that's my buck.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Maybe he was over people doing what I did. He
was over people.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Saying how much yeah, and me and then going to
thanks and walking away, and he was just like fucking
taking I'm beating down.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I'm beaten down.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Or he's like this guy waited the appropriate amount of time.
He's leaving at one. Okla, I ain't steal I've done that, thie.
I think you guys were idiots and didn't figure it
out because it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'm calling I'm fucking getting the bottom of this.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
I wouldn't I wouldn't go back there.