March 31, 2025 • 17 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we show how easy it is for us to turn something as simple as a bake sale into crazy, stupid drama
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta tell you this group, what a bunch of
idiots we are. Who would have ever guessed that ship
would have gone down and got crazy over a bake sale.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We ain't done yet, it's time for the past yet
completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part the.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Now, there was nawa two separate fights going on about
two of the bake sale that was going on here
at iHeartMedia, San Diego. So our big boss is doing.
She does an annual trip to Guatemala with like I
(00:52):
think her church group and they go down there. They
build houses, really nice, super nice thing that they do,
and she raises money every year by doing like a
bake sale here. Cool, and you can kind of donate
whatever you want to help them fund this trip to Guatemala.
Blah blah blah whatever. So listen, it's our big Boss.
So we're not idiots. We are the first ones in
line of like, all right, let's go, we want to donate.
(01:15):
Even the biggest bastard planet when it comes to this
kind of stuff is front of line. Yeah, you knows,
he knows, well, you know, I love the kids and.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
The kids in Guada and I love and I do
like our boss, I think, which is if I didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
If I didn't, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I wouldn't even get in there even if it was
your boss.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, I wouldn't couldn't do it. But I do like
our boss and the bake goods. I was, I didn't
bring breakfast this morning, so I was. I had the
drinkable yogurt discuss.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What an asshole?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
And so I was like, all right, I could I
could eat a muffin.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh did you have that in your head before you
went down there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Because last year, muffin boy, last.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Year he was on a muffin mission.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
He can't be muffin man, no.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Man ago two weeks ago, muffin Man, no beard, muffin boy.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh, real quick, not to get suicide trecked here. I've
gotten mixed things on the beard. I got people tell
me I need to grow it back, and then I
got people tell me, don't grow it back. I think
you look better. I don't know what the fuck to
do now. Just this morning, our boss, yeah, told me
not to grow it back.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
She said, I like it better.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, show, So I don't know what the I don't
know what you know, Sky things muffin boy.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
All right, so we knew what the deal was. The
big sale started like nine went commercial break at like
eight fifty five, and I was like, let's fucking go,
and we ran over. Literally, I want to be first
in line. Yeah, I want to get all we were,
and we were. We skipped on over that crowd and
here we go. It's on and so so we all
(03:01):
are looking at the different bake goods that they have.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Selection.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It was. It was a lovely selection, it was. And
so I think who went first? Here? You were last, right, Skuy?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, we all left. Sky pretended to still be working.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah please, what was she doing? Yeah, Monday talk about
to talk about it? Come on. So I'll admit it.
I obnoxiously whipped out a twenty dollars bill and I
made sure she saw ridiculous that going in this little basket.
(03:35):
You see it went hey, look at this, look at this,
and paid for around.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Oh yeah, I don't think that pays for Guatemala.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Actually listen. So I'm waving it around and I'm like,
oh yeah, but I want to make sure she saw.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
But you don't feel like she knows what you're doing,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I don't care as long as I get credit for it.
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
You don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, no, you got to see, because I mean, I
don't know. I don't want to be, you know, throwing
down two dollars like some assholes.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So I get my I get a little pumpkin bread
and I'm good. I'm off. I'm off to the races
and pumpkin bread loaf. Yeah well, if I'm paying twenty bucks,
I better get banged for my buck. Yeah you know,
I'm not a muffin boy.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Because it's wild, because I mean I I was looking
like you could get a full loaf of something or
there was just like a little cookie or a rice.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's about the Guatemalan kids. Guy, I don't care about
the bakers.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
It's just it's just a wild variety. I thought, you
know what I mean, you so you would full low.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So yes I did, And so Emma and Thor are
still perusing when a certain someone comes walking up being
her obnoxious, loud self brot free.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I did not scream about.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I want something with not a lot of flavor.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, shut up.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
I did have to walk over by myself because I
was a minute behind you guys, because you guys literally
fucking darted out of here.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
And as I as I'm.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Walking, you know me, I get a little awkward sometimes
as I'm walking all this, I walked.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
To a big stuck yourself.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
All of a sudden, the door to down the hall,
the kg B studio is open, and one of the
guys in there goes, what's up Sky? And you know me,
I can't just be like, hey, what's up?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I go bake sale?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Idiot? Why? I don't know, because I mean, why are
you the way that?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, I didn't like that I did it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's horrific.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah what those poor guys.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Sorry guys.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So this goofball comes strutting up and she doesn't even
pick anything. I see her put the money in the basket.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
She's like she's trying to one up.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I don't know. I was just like, that's wild. She
did it first before you pick your items.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah, because I figure you don't pay based on what
you're getting. It's just like you donate money and then
you kind of get what you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Pick your item, you pick your right. Yeah. So this
a hole comes in two.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Dollars, okay, two bucks?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Like why even one more. Don't just keep it. Clearly
you need it more than the Guatemalan kids.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, Well, the crazy thing is she's worth millions. Yeah,
that's the crazy, buying houses all over the country. She's
paying Jamie like nothing, five grand watch dogs going off.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's insane. I thought she was like forcing to do later.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I'm not paying.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
When the last time Sky saw two bucks, it's probably
been years.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Something that wiped with it up. She throws down two
dollars and you embarrassed. I'm horrified, horrified.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Seven dollars. It's seven dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, First of all, there was no five. It wasn't
it was all was you put seven ones in?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Were you at the script club?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
No, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I wish she didn't. She definitely did.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I went into my my little my little lady purse.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And little wait, why would it be anything other than
a lady purse.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well, I think wouldn't just.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Be a person a little purse in my big purse,
so other person.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yes, I went in the little your little lady purse,
my little lady purse for when I'm a little lady,
and there was just one wad in there, and it
was seven singles, and so.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I saw it. It was two bucks. We will go, we will.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Go dig through that basket.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I mean there's other money, there's time.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
I bet there's only one wad of sevens that's towards
the bottom, next to Eddie's obnoxious.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I got to show everybody on a billboard. I'm putting
twenty dollars seven bucks.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
By the way, even if it was it was two,
but it was it was seven.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That's all I had on my wallet.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So now I have she takes venmo. But anyway, zero
in my walle It's okay. So you put two dollars
in and then you you admitted it?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No, I mean, and then then I didn't do obnoxiously.
I just put it in. I didn't have to have
fucking flashing lights. Everybody looked at me, guess.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What this mean? What she puts in the least amount
of money? Seven and she took two items two?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
That's crazy one.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Excuse me, I really my I immediately darted to uh
the trail mix, which I assumed was something I know,
I know, but I I love a good checks mix.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I didn't know what was going on. Is it a
sweet is it assault?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
They just get it from the thing in the break room.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
No, this is home roasted.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
You can tell so that that was gonna be my
my purchase. And then I saw that there were Rice
Chrispy treats.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I heard you announced to the entire office how much
you love Rice Krispy Trees.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
And I did.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I did have to say I love Rice chris Tree.
So I had to do that.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I did to give one.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
And that's well because I had already grabbed the mix.
But then that's where in our boss lady, who's standing
right there seeing this.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
You don't need to say lady. You could just say
our boss, like, why are we still doing the boss
lady bullshit?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Just say boss like, just say boss.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Nobody says boss man. He doesn't the boss man, he
doesn't gender. I just say boss like, just say.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Boss, it's our boss. I just tell lady, there's no
man's boss. Sorry. I had to get that out. I
just can't stand that ship anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I mean I did. I didn't mean, it's.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Not a you thing saying, so I took it. The
boss comes.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I mean, it's just the boss. I got it.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
The boss comes over and she had heard my obnoxious
uh oh, I love rice Krispy trees.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And she goes, you're not gonna take a Rice Chris
I go, no, I got trail mix.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
And that's when she pointed out a stack of ziplock
bags and she says, take as much as you want,
take multiple things.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But she was a very this person, and obviously she
thought you put more than two fucking bucks in Yeah,
and so she's like, I'm sure Sky, the baby person
in San Diego probably put you grand in there. Yeah,
take some Rice Christmas trees. Two bucks. You don't get shipped.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
She bought.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
She bought Alicia keys House.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I did not buy the razor.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The only person to walk away with two items, the
person who left the least amount of money. What a
piece of ship.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I think that makes me a piece of.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Those poor Guatemalan kids think you're a piece of ship.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Okay, what's going on? You cost car to the kids
in Guatemala. I took two eyes from the bake sales.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So this argument is going on because of this scumbag
over here, the least terrible person I know, but I
donated to the bake sale selfie headshill, listen up, here's
some blood. Yeah, okay, so oh there it is. So
we we're having this argument. We're out of this argument.
(11:01):
When that was nothing. You you missed part of this guy.
There was. There was some strong words being thrown across.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I'm backing away.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I can't look at it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You don't even look at me.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Went over there. Now, did you somehow get a taster?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Is insane?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Not us?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Lady was she's just the boss.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yeah, she's she's the Bruce Springs thing of our building.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
She was pointing out things when I walked up, like
this is this, this is banana bread, this is bah.
And then she comes across these little like individual bags
of like hand dipped ritz, cracker sandwich, peanut butter sandwich
things and she said, oh my gosh, you have to
try it. So try she had to give She had
them in the.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Back and that's what happened.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
They but then she had some on.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Like a plate like loose.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Like a taster.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
You have to check.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Okay, you know Emily with freestyle.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Excuse me, I didn't do that, but it was very
excited for the sample, okay, and I go, I grab
it and I tried to go. I thought it was
delicious and I thought it was good.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
And what did you actually say, Because whatever you do,
I'm going to tell you what the actual react I said.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I said, Oh, my gosh, that's so good.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I love the sweet and the salty, and like, what
is that dipped in? Is that like dipped in like
white chocolate or something?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I love it so much. What do you think for
a rit ritz cracker with icing on? And then she goes,
I gotta get the recipe from you. You gotta get
the recipe and dip it. What I mean, it's a
fucking ritz cracker. Like I get that it's good. I
get there's a little cass. This is the same woman.
(12:59):
This is the same one man that got in Einstein's
bagel bagel sandwich, bagel sandwich, bit into it and went, oh,
it's so fucking good.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
And then just the other and then just the other.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Day saw somebody new in the building and said, I
really like that person. So she's a little over the
top with things, she's a little over.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The top with figures.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
You don't like her reactions.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
So the amount of kisastery going on by Emily, Wasn't.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It too much? They come. The fight continues down the
hall into the studio because.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
She was time because you would have made fun of
me for doing that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Now, what was the argument about the size?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
He said they were many ritzes.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
And I said, you said many, and happen was so
what happened was Emily said, I said they're just ritz
crackers because no, not there, and I got you know
that she's and I would know that there's no way
she made ritz crackers with peanut butter.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
She probably just dipped them in the chocolate. And then
she goes, yeah, and she goes, you can't do that.
You can only buy the prema. And I go, okay,
they're probably minis. They're probably the minis. Then and she
goes she goes, it was not a mee And I go, well,
then this is so. Then it's a mini. No, it's
not a mini. You're right, it wasn't a mini. But
they're premate. There's no way that she's back there up
all night slaving away over rich crackers and putting him together.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
She's not.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
She's too busy for that.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Man. I try one because if it's if you're not,
because I know you.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
If it's not, because I know you.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm pretty honest when it comes of food. You know,
I am don't have five.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I've got to give you one.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
She's so mad.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
I paid it.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I paid a pretty penny for these.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I then Mode fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh my god, in.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Your fucking face.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Wait, guy, and I just bought one more. You're a
real piece of ships.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Guy, excuse me.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I paid in cash.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Okay, this is a car. You don't get a bonus.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
And then the description I wrote, Guatemala hearts.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
You're a real asshole. I just I just then mode
and didn't say things. What am I going to say?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
All right, I'm gonna try this amazing. Isn't that?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
That's very small normal sized Ritz cracker?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I thought they were a little bit a medium.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So now I'm going to go.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
To the store and get to Ritz crackers.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Should I swear?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
I thought ritz crackers are bigger.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The mini ones are even small. This is some sort
of odd Maybe it's an off brand of Writs.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
It's called like Tits.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You think this cracker is from the Tits brand of.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Emily? What sorry? They make? You can buy those in
the party with the.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Dipth of the thing.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
We figured that out with the peanut butter. Yeah, my
son's lunch sometimes.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Oh no, with the peanut butter. But because I thought
the argument was only.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
No Emily, Emily was adamant that you couldn't less their minis.
I googled it and showed her and then walked around
and then walked around this. They make this.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
I don't think that's what they were though, And then
I walked around my arm.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
They're good.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
He's so annoying when he choose his mind.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
What is he what does he what is he thinking?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Why do you have to look up?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
He looks around and what's good to him might not
be good to me vice versas.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, she's already.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Back back, back back, like salty.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
If he says he loves it, you're gonna be like, see,
I know it. If you just were trying to backpedal.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Wow, that was I think they're delicious, delicious.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Are you ready whatever you're gonna say?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Are you ready? I'm waiting nervous.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
I am a little nervous left now my heart rates up.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I only had one. You said, yeah, there was only
four in here.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Okay, are you annoyed by that?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's good? Did it deserve a I would not describe
that as fucking delicious his own. Okay, the Tits brand
would be better.
I gotta tell you this group, what a bunch of
idiots we are. Who would have ever guessed that ship
would have gone down and got crazy over a bake sale.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We ain't done yet, it's time for the past yet
completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that part the.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Now, there was nawa two separate fights going on about
two of the bake sale that was going on here
at iHeartMedia, San Diego. So our big boss is doing.
She does an annual trip to Guatemala with like I
(00:52):
think her church group and they go down there. They
build houses, really nice, super nice thing that they do,
and she raises money every year by doing like a
bake sale here. Cool, and you can kind of donate
whatever you want to help them fund this trip to Guatemala.
Blah blah blah whatever. So listen, it's our big Boss.
So we're not idiots. We are the first ones in
line of like, all right, let's go, we want to donate.
(01:15):
Even the biggest bastard planet when it comes to this
kind of stuff is front of line. Yeah, you knows,
he knows, well, you know, I love the kids and.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
The kids in Guada and I love and I do
like our boss, I think, which is if I didn't.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
If I didn't, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I wouldn't even get in there even if it was
your boss.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No, I wouldn't couldn't do it. But I do like
our boss and the bake goods. I was, I didn't
bring breakfast this morning, so I was. I had the
drinkable yogurt discuss.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What an asshole?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
And so I was like, all right, I could I
could eat a muffin.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh did you have that in your head before you
went down there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Because last year, muffin boy, last.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Year he was on a muffin mission.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
He can't be muffin man, no.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Man ago two weeks ago, muffin Man, no beard, muffin boy.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh, real quick, not to get suicide trecked here. I've
gotten mixed things on the beard. I got people tell
me I need to grow it back, and then I
got people tell me, don't grow it back. I think
you look better. I don't know what the fuck to
do now. Just this morning, our boss, yeah, told me
not to grow it back.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
She said, I like it better.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, show, So I don't know what the I don't
know what you know, Sky things muffin boy.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
All right, so we knew what the deal was. The
big sale started like nine went commercial break at like
eight fifty five, and I was like, let's fucking go,
and we ran over. Literally, I want to be first
in line. Yeah, I want to get all we were,
and we were. We skipped on over that crowd and
here we go. It's on and so so we all
(03:01):
are looking at the different bake goods that they have.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Selection.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It was. It was a lovely selection, it was. And
so I think who went first? Here? You were last, right, Skuy?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, we all left. Sky pretended to still be working.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah please, what was she doing? Yeah, Monday talk about
to talk about it? Come on. So I'll admit it.
I obnoxiously whipped out a twenty dollars bill and I
made sure she saw ridiculous that going in this little basket.
(03:35):
You see it went hey, look at this, look at this,
and paid for around.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Oh yeah, I don't think that pays for Guatemala.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Actually listen. So I'm waving it around and I'm like,
oh yeah, but I want to make sure she saw.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
But you don't feel like she knows what you're doing,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I don't care as long as I get credit for it.
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
You don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, no, you got to see, because I mean, I
don't know. I don't want to be, you know, throwing
down two dollars like some assholes.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So I get my I get a little pumpkin bread
and I'm good. I'm off. I'm off to the races
and pumpkin bread loaf. Yeah well, if I'm paying twenty bucks,
I better get banged for my buck. Yeah you know,
I'm not a muffin boy.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Because it's wild, because I mean I I was looking
like you could get a full loaf of something or
there was just like a little cookie or a rice.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
It's about the Guatemalan kids. Guy, I don't care about
the bakers.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
It's just it's just a wild variety. I thought, you
know what I mean, you so you would full low.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
So yes I did, And so Emma and Thor are
still perusing when a certain someone comes walking up being
her obnoxious, loud self brot free.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I did not scream about.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I want something with not a lot of flavor.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, shut up.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
I did have to walk over by myself because I
was a minute behind you guys, because you guys literally
fucking darted out of here.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
And as I as I'm.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Walking, you know me, I get a little awkward sometimes
as I'm walking all this, I walked.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
To a big stuck yourself.
Speaker 7 (05:22):
All of a sudden, the door to down the hall,
the kg B studio is open, and one of the
guys in there goes, what's up Sky? And you know me,
I can't just be like, hey, what's up?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I go bake sale?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Idiot? Why? I don't know, because I mean, why are
you the way that?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yes, I didn't like that I did it.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's horrific.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah what those poor guys.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Sorry guys.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So this goofball comes strutting up and she doesn't even
pick anything. I see her put the money in the basket.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
She's like she's trying to one up.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I don't know. I was just like, that's wild. She
did it first before you pick your items.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Yeah, because I figure you don't pay based on what
you're getting. It's just like you donate money and then
you kind of get what you.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Pick your item, you pick your right. Yeah. So this
a hole comes in two.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Dollars, okay, two bucks?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Like why even one more. Don't just keep it. Clearly
you need it more than the Guatemalan kids.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Okay, Well, the crazy thing is she's worth millions. Yeah,
that's the crazy, buying houses all over the country. She's
paying Jamie like nothing, five grand watch dogs going off.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's insane. I thought she was like forcing to do later.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I'm not paying.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
When the last time Sky saw two bucks, it's probably
been years.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Something that wiped with it up. She throws down two
dollars and you embarrassed. I'm horrified, horrified.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Seven dollars. It's seven dollars.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, First of all, there was no five. It wasn't
it was all was you put seven ones in?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Were you at the script club?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
No, I don't know that.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I wish she didn't. She definitely did.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I went into my my little my little lady purse.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
And little wait, why would it be anything other than
a lady purse.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well, I think wouldn't just.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Be a person a little purse in my big purse,
so other person.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yes, I went in the little your little lady purse,
my little lady purse for when I'm a little lady,
and there was just one wad in there, and it
was seven singles, and so.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I saw it. It was two bucks. We will go, we will.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Go dig through that basket.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I mean there's other money, there's time.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
I bet there's only one wad of sevens that's towards
the bottom, next to Eddie's obnoxious.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I got to show everybody on a billboard. I'm putting
twenty dollars seven bucks.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
By the way, even if it was it was two,
but it was it was seven.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
That's all I had on my wallet.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So now I have she takes venmo. But anyway, zero
in my walle It's okay. So you put two dollars
in and then you you admitted it?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No, I mean, and then then I didn't do obnoxiously.
I just put it in. I didn't have to have
fucking flashing lights. Everybody looked at me, guess.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What this mean? What she puts in the least amount
of money? Seven and she took two items two?
Speaker 5 (08:13):
That's crazy one.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Excuse me, I really my I immediately darted to uh
the trail mix, which I assumed was something I know,
I know, but I I love a good checks mix.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I didn't know what was going on. Is it a
sweet is it assault?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
They just get it from the thing in the break room.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
No, this is home roasted.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
You can tell so that that was gonna be my
my purchase. And then I saw that there were Rice
Chrispy treats.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I heard you announced to the entire office how much
you love Rice Krispy Trees.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
And I did.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I did have to say I love Rice chris Tree.
So I had to do that.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I did to give one.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
And that's well because I had already grabbed the mix.
But then that's where in our boss lady, who's standing
right there seeing this.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
You don't need to say lady. You could just say
our boss, like, why are we still doing the boss
lady bullshit?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Just say boss like, just say boss.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Nobody says boss man. He doesn't the boss man, he
doesn't gender. I just say boss like, just say.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Boss, it's our boss. I just tell lady, there's no
man's boss. Sorry. I had to get that out. I
just can't stand that ship anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I mean I did. I didn't mean, it's.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Not a you thing saying, so I took it. The
boss comes.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
I mean, it's just the boss. I got it.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
The boss comes over and she had heard my obnoxious
uh oh, I love rice Krispy trees.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And she goes, you're not gonna take a Rice Chris
I go, no, I got trail mix.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
And that's when she pointed out a stack of ziplock
bags and she says, take as much as you want,
take multiple things.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But she was a very this person, and obviously she
thought you put more than two fucking bucks in Yeah,
and so she's like, I'm sure Sky, the baby person
in San Diego probably put you grand in there. Yeah,
take some Rice Christmas trees. Two bucks. You don't get shipped.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
She bought.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
She bought Alicia keys House.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I did not buy the razor.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
The only person to walk away with two items, the
person who left the least amount of money. What a
piece of ship.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I think that makes me a piece of.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Those poor Guatemalan kids think you're a piece of ship.
Speaker 7 (10:29):
Okay, what's going on? You cost car to the kids
in Guatemala. I took two eyes from the bake sales.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
So this argument is going on because of this scumbag
over here, the least terrible person I know, but I
donated to the bake sale selfie headshill, listen up, here's
some blood. Yeah, okay, so oh there it is. So
we we're having this argument. We're out of this argument.
(11:01):
When that was nothing. You you missed part of this guy.
There was. There was some strong words being thrown across.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I'm backing away.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I can't look at it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You don't even look at me.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Went over there. Now, did you somehow get a taster?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Is insane?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Not us?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
Lady was she's just the boss.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yeah, she's she's the Bruce Springs thing of our building.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
She was pointing out things when I walked up, like
this is this, this is banana bread, this is bah.
And then she comes across these little like individual bags
of like hand dipped ritz, cracker sandwich, peanut butter sandwich
things and she said, oh my gosh, you have to
try it. So try she had to give She had
them in the.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Back and that's what happened.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
They but then she had some on.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Like a plate like loose.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Like a taster.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
You have to check.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Okay, you know Emily with freestyle.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Excuse me, I didn't do that, but it was very
excited for the sample, okay, and I go, I grab
it and I tried to go. I thought it was
delicious and I thought it was good.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
And what did you actually say, Because whatever you do,
I'm going to tell you what the actual react I said.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
I said, Oh, my gosh, that's so good.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
I love the sweet and the salty, and like, what
is that dipped in? Is that like dipped in like
white chocolate or something?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I love it so much. What do you think for
a rit ritz cracker with icing on? And then she goes,
I gotta get the recipe from you. You gotta get
the recipe and dip it. What I mean, it's a
fucking ritz cracker. Like I get that it's good. I
get there's a little cass. This is the same woman.
(12:59):
This is the same one man that got in Einstein's
bagel bagel sandwich, bagel sandwich, bit into it and went, oh,
it's so fucking good.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
And then just the other and then just the other.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Day saw somebody new in the building and said, I
really like that person. So she's a little over the
top with things, she's a little over.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The top with figures.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
You don't like her reactions.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
So the amount of kisastery going on by Emily, Wasn't.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
It too much? They come. The fight continues down the
hall into the studio because.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
She was time because you would have made fun of
me for doing that.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Now, what was the argument about the size?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
He said they were many ritzes.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
And I said, you said many, and happen was so
what happened was Emily said, I said they're just ritz
crackers because no, not there, and I got you know
that she's and I would know that there's no way
she made ritz crackers with peanut butter.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
She probably just dipped them in the chocolate. And then
she goes, yeah, and she goes, you can't do that.
You can only buy the prema. And I go, okay,
they're probably minis. They're probably the minis. Then and she
goes she goes, it was not a mee And I go, well,
then this is so. Then it's a mini. No, it's
not a mini. You're right, it wasn't a mini. But
they're premate. There's no way that she's back there up
all night slaving away over rich crackers and putting him together.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
She's not.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
She's too busy for that.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Man. I try one because if it's if you're not,
because I know you.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
If it's not, because I know you.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I'm pretty honest when it comes of food. You know,
I am don't have five.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I've got to give you one.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
She's so mad.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
I paid it.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I paid a pretty penny for these.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I then Mode fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Oh my god, in.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Your fucking face.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
Wait, guy, and I just bought one more. You're a
real piece of ships.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Guy, excuse me.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
I paid in cash.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Okay, this is a car. You don't get a bonus.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
And then the description I wrote, Guatemala hearts.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
You're a real asshole. I just I just then mode
and didn't say things. What am I going to say?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
All right, I'm gonna try this amazing. Isn't that?
Speaker 4 (15:15):
That's very small normal sized Ritz cracker?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
I thought they were a little bit a medium.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
So now I'm going to go.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
To the store and get to Ritz crackers.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Should I swear?
Speaker 5 (15:27):
I thought ritz crackers are bigger.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The mini ones are even small. This is some sort
of odd Maybe it's an off brand of Writs.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
It's called like Tits.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
You think this cracker is from the Tits brand of.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Emily? What sorry? They make? You can buy those in
the party with the.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Dipth of the thing.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
We figured that out with the peanut butter. Yeah, my
son's lunch sometimes.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Oh no, with the peanut butter. But because I thought
the argument was only.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
No Emily, Emily was adamant that you couldn't less their minis.
I googled it and showed her and then walked around
and then walked around this. They make this.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
I don't think that's what they were though, And then
I walked around my arm.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
They're good.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
He's so annoying when he choose his mind.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
What is he what does he what is he thinking?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Why do you have to look up?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
He looks around and what's good to him might not
be good to me vice versas.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Oh, she's already.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Back back, back back, like salty.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (16:42):
If he says he loves it, you're gonna be like, see,
I know it. If you just were trying to backpedal.
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Wow, that was I think they're delicious, delicious.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Are you ready whatever you're gonna say?
Speaker 3 (16:57):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Are you ready? I'm waiting nervous.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
I am a little nervous left now my heart rates up.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I only had one. You said, yeah, there was only
four in here.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Okay, are you annoyed by that?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's good? Did it deserve a I would not describe
that as fucking delicious his own. Okay, the Tits brand
would be better.
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