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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this is weird. This guy's already gone. She's not here.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
She's not here now, she got the hell out of here.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
And then you know what she does too when she leaves,
she she'll say like, laters.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I mean she's been doing that for twenty five hours later,
and she'll usually drop a piece time.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yes she did, like she's so fucking cool to get
out of here.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
But she does that every time.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
She was talking throughout her entire exit though, yeah, okay,
I got that right.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
And then she abruptly goes okay later leaders and then
dips out leave.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
God, she doesn't less.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Around if anyone needs anything else, we don't need you
don't need anything.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, so, yeah, Sky is gone. She's going to Oregon
for the weekend. I don't even have no idea. I
think she's going for like five days, yea, because the
way the spring break worked out was weird. Her daughter
was off this whole week, and then our kids are
off next week, and so it didn't really align. And
so she's taking the next couple of days off to
(01:04):
go to Oregon, and then we're taking it all next
week off. Yeah, it's a it's a kind of a
messed up thing, but whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, and then you're thinking, well, okay, she's going to
Oregon for like five days, then she'll rent it out immediately.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
No, not so fast, my friend.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We are about to break down how fucking ridiculous this
Oregon house situation is. Without Sky, we ain't done yet.
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
A year completely uncensored and uncting filtered except for that
part the party. The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Legitimately, anybody that finds out about this Oregon house purchase
that Sky's done, nobody has understood it. No, not one
person have I talked to that went, oh that's cool,
that's a great idea. Like I truly don't think Sky
it's the best idea. But she's now convinced herself that
(02:03):
this is the best idea ever because it doesn't make
any sense and we all know that, and whenever we
talk about it, she will defend it. So now we
can actually break it down without her.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Where where the idiots, Yes, we don't.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Because we don't know the coastal wave.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
The western wave there, they're basically their whole thing is
that all these because I said, why don't you just
wait to sell your Clamont house you already have, there's
no issues, there's renters there, you have.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You can rent that thing.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You can rent that thing out two seconds, like just
keep and then and then when you actually want to
live here, and then when you retire, and then when
you retire, sell that and then do what you're doing
now by the house. Yeah, and you'll probably get even
more for the house in Claremont. But her thing is
they're worried that the price is home price is an
organ and where they're sky rock.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Because the wave is coming that way, the waves.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Coming, waves coming.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It looks like my friends and that moved to Tulsa,
who said that they Tulsa was next Austin.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah? No, oh it's it's been a few years. I
don't think it's the next Austin.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I haven't heard any big festivals happening in Tessa.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
I mean, is there anything that would happen with this
Oregon house that would lead her to say, you guys
are right?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, No, admit that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I've known this chick for twenty five years. Yes, I
shit you not. She has never once admitted she was
wrong about something that's not a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I believe you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's not you.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Even if they foreclose on the house and do a
short Saale bro Yeah, the theory.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It wasn't our week there, it wasn't our fault. Trump
was president.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, it's his fault. Yeah, it's it's so wild, this
whole scene. But whatever to I honestly don't care. If
you want to buy a house in Oregon, go buy
a house and organ but the plan just doesn't make
any sense. So they bought this house. Now they're gonna
go like they closed closed on my day or something
like that. So they're going there today and they're staying
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through next week, so like like five days, they're going
to be there and they're gonna set it up. And
I go, well, you're gonna set it up to rent
it right right away? No, that's not the plan.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I don't understand the plan. So you're immediately taking a loss?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh yeah, and for a while.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
These are all things we've said to her, but you
can't talk to her about it because she doesn't want
to listen to why are you immediately taking a loss?
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So she they're gonna go there, and you know how
they are. They're gonna tinker and fix things that probably
don't even need to be fixed, but they want it
a specific way for them. But they're not gonna live
there yet, So why do you care?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I don't understand what is the reasoning to wait?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Do you know they're going to because they want time
to fix it up or do whatever. And so there's
gonna be several weekend trips I think for her and
the boot to go up there and do stuff. Wow, weed,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
They do weed all the time I'm here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Well, and I'm not talking about smoking it like they're.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Gonna do it that too.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Well, so you so you take a loss immediately, Yeah,
because there's no renter. Then you think, all right, well,
at least they're going to make the mortgage payment. They're
not going to do the same stupid mistake they did
last time in the Claremont House where they made way
less money. Remember it was covering the mortgage because they're
great renters. But no, they're going to take less to
rent every month because they're Yeah, they're going to take
(05:26):
about one thousand dollars less than the mortgage.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, but I got equity, bro, But you're still paying.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's a terrible investment.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Like, is getting more money better than less money? That's
what's all I have to say.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I don't know much about money, but i'd have to say,
would you want more or less?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
I would just say more.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You don't get it broke what I was told about.
I'm not a real estate guy.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
What I was told was the real estate properties don't
make sense unless you're making like a thousand dollars more
than your mortgage, because otherwise otherwise you're gonna be otherwise
when something breaks, you have to fix it.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
That's more money. Yeah, way down the line.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, you make more money back with the equity, but
you want to be making money while you're renting it,
or at least or at least making the mortgage.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Listen, these are geniuses. Okay, leave them alone. They know
what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Man.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Now he's a stocks gun.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
So this has been the dream.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
We never heard about.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
And then all of a sudden years ago, yeah boom,
since COVID, and it really has been since COVID. He
really just doesn't want to be around people at all, Okay,
and so he wants to be isolated somewhere a ton
of people. But then we saw the property. There's houses
right on the.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Top of each other, like you're in Peep right on
top of I'm like, wait, but that's not what you wanted.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I thought you wanted to be.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
But then Sky rationalizes it by saying, well, I need
to see the ocean.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Uh huh, nothing makes sense. I kid you not.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
It's like watching a bad movie where you want to
like it, but there's constant loopholes.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, you're like, wait, how does Okay, let's let's try
the next thing. Wait a minute, why would he be
with her understanding?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Why wouldn't you just shoot the guy?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, it's like a bad w W storyline.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
All of it's bad.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
So, okay, it's done. They're there, did it, they did it,
they bought the house. Okay, so they're they're going up
there this weekend, gonna do all kinds of stuff. And
so she's been talking and again this guy gets wrapped
into something. It's like, that's all it's all consuming. So
for the past what three or four days, Yes, he's
been talking, Yeah, ordering things on Amazon to put in
(07:37):
the house. And that didn't make sense to me, And
I said, wait a second, you're ordering a bunch of
stuff on Amazon to send to the Oregon house to
fill it up. I go, what, I thought you were
renting it out, because we are. But it's gonna be furnished,
So is it a B and B? He said, no,
it's gonna be a furnished house that you can rent, which.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Is another thing I don't understand because it's she's she's.
Her reasoning when we asked her about this was that
the rental company said you're either all in or all
out with the furnishing, which obviously, I mean, you're not
gonna half furnish.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
It, but but couch no better? Yeah, But my thought is,
I feel like you're.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Immediately eliminating half the people that have their own stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
What's a place fully furnished? It's so rare unless you're
staying for a week or two.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
But they're not doing that that it's the long term rental,
so come on.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
She did say kind of that if that does happen,
then everything will go into a storage unit.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Then why the why all this stuff?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Like don't you find out first before you buy all
this ship?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Well, she's buying things like knick knacks too, like deco, Yeah,
like not just a couch and it like.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
What if I don't want table?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
And also that's another great point.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
It's if it's a rental property, what do I fucking
care how it looks like right now? Whoever moves in
is gonna make it look the way they want it
to look. You could buy all this shit, but I'm
gonna be like, if I want to take it down,
I'll take it down, dude. Like, so they're gonna have
all this stuff in storage for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I guess, so, I guess so is it's still gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Be in style in twenty years. You lose it even more?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
My pants storage here, dude. So we're pulling our hair
out listening to this stuff. So she's been ordering crap
on Amazon like NonStop for three days and I'm talking everything, yeah,
from like Callanders she is.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
She is very dramatic though, because she's like pages yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I mean, I don't know, but I mean, but it's
like I get she's acting like she's moving there and
she needs all this.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah, and she's acting like they need it now. They're
not moving to this point, they're not moving into place,
and they're not renting out till July.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
So again, if it was a b Airbnb then, yeah,
of course you have to have all that kind of stuff,
But she's not. They're still living here, but they're fully
furnishing that place there. Yeah for who, I don't know.
Nothing makes sense. So the Amazon on things what I
don't Yeah, So I say to her, you're going there
right now, why don't you just make a giant trip
to Walmart and buy everything?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
So I didn't know that there was a Walmart in
like within.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
At some point there's a Walmart.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, I know, but Eugene, in my mind, it would
be like the Walmart would be fucking like hours and hours.
I don't know because I missed.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
It's not a small town as she made it out
to the Originally, the.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Town itself is probably pretty isolated, but they fly into Eugene,
which is a decent sized city, so of course it
has a Walm.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, but also the town she's living in, it's not
as like because initially they wanted to live around nobody
in the middle of nowhere. That's completely changed to it's
like a small town, but not.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
A real small that's there.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
So according to her, there's restaurants, and there's a Walmart,
and there's this and that, but but then again you
go back to it's not what you do not want.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
To So I just go, Okay, why don't you just
buy all that stuff there when you when you get
to town? Yeah, I don't. Why are you buying everything
on Amazon?
Speaker 4 (11:01):
It's pretty wild because yeah, you can pick everything out,
you got it right there.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You don't have ships in the boxes.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
You don't have to worry about stuff not and what
if you got.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
A return ship, Oh, you aren't gonna get it back
and return it.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
And then you got to order your stuff. But the
stuff your orders prying back in time.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But I mean, don't you just go there and do
a big shopping trip and then you're done?
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Absolutely, because then you could see what works in the
house once you get there, because they really haven't seen
the house since like the one time they saw it
months ago, that great point once.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So don't you want to get there, walk through.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It, see what you need, see what you like?
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Where the TV should go? Where would the TV stand that?
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Of course they're just so like you do it now.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
It's more you can't tell them anything, so like nothing
makes sense. So we say, sky wedding, you just buy
this stuff at Walmart? Oh, kid, do that, bro, why not?
Why not? You don't give me?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And then her go to is she blames everything on
the boot.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
So if if she doesn't want to do something and
we pushed her on it, she goes, well the boos says,
walmarts don't have stuff like that, so we're not going to.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Well, don't you just push back and go, yeah, they
have callanders at Walmart.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
And then she'll go and she'll go you think so, bro,
I think so. Wait a minute, how is that an answer?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Insane? I know, nothing makes sense, but this is who
she is. She's an organ chicken.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
She's an organ chicken. This is what we have to
live with.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Hey, good luck, good luck with that