May 16, 2025 • 8 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, Eddie tells us about the gold tournament he is going to... but it's dry?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I gotta get going, guys, I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Okay, yeah, listen what I am playing in a golf
tournament today, and I'm supposed to be checking in like
in an hour, less than an hour, So I gotta
I gotta get going here pretty soon. I am in
a little bit of a conundrum though, because if you
play in a golf tournament, if you were, uh, you know,
(00:22):
kind of a weekend hack like me, you look forward
to golf tournaments for one thing and one thing, only
getting fucked up. Okay, yeah, I'm drinking on the course.
We had golf tournaments, you know. I have East County
bitches over here. Who was driving up onto the you
know greens and.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Things like that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know, Emily was. I'll tell this story a second.
But anyway, I am not sure. But this may be
a dry tournament. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's time gas over a year.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Now, this honestly would have been a perfect tournament for
you thor Yeah, but uh, you know, well, I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I would don't go.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So, uh, my daughter is on her high school golf team.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I was in a high school golf team.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Were you really? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
It was all four years because no, just two because
I couldn't play football. They just let they wouldn't let anybody.
I was a baseball player and I was. I had
a great good I was good. I just uh what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I stopped playing for years. I wasn't good. I mean
I was okay at golf.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Did you Were you in any tournaments?
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, I played in a couple. Yeah, but I wasn't like,
but I wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I mean I was.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I am now, Oh, but but I stopped playing for years,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So my daughter has been on the golf team for
a couple of years now, and so every year they
hold a big golf tournament basically to fund the team
around all this stuff. And so it's their big event.
It's a high school fundraiser. Okay, Can they serve booze
at a golf tournament like that? I honestly don't know,
(02:19):
but it's at like it's that a normal golf course that.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Sells booze normally.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, So I think the So here's how most golf
tournaments work. Every hole has like coolers and you know
you can get beers everywhere, or they'll have like, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Girls on trampolines and bikinis, really good ones. I remember.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Sponsorship, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Get a nice louge or whatever.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, so yeah, there's a lot of liquor sponsors and
so they'll do So those are like most golf tournaments
have that kind of stuff. But I don't think they're
going to be like that at a high school fundraiser
golf tournament. I don't think. Now, can I go to
the bar and pay for a beer? Probably yeah, but
I mean that's not that's not gonna say she ate me?
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Well, and also just because you can, is that like
would that be frown.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Ship? Well, hold on it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I mean it's a high school, like her coaches will
be there and stuff. Okay, so should I give him
to the kids? These County bitches? So East County Bitches
is a crazy deal where we had a golf tournament
a couple of years ago, and of course Emily and
Sky they don't play, so their their entire job was
(03:33):
to deliver drinks to me. Basically that was just now
you were going to go and visit with other people
playing in the golf tournament.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I thought our job was PR.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
And then and then during our PR swing around, we.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Would ask you, guys, if you want to drink. That's it,
That's what was going on.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Doorn doesn't drink, but you mean he may want a
soda or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, And so you guys the whole job, you were
supposed to text you when I was out and you
were supposed to bring me a drink. That was it
that you had one job the phone. Yeah, I didn't
see you one time the entire tournament, not once I
heard you.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, I think he saw us from a distance like
scream yeah, like through.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Emily, Like this was a four wheeling beast over is incredible.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And that was like our first real experience with Emily.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It was scary.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Should have known. I did take a lunch break though.
We just disappeared.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Remember when we had like a delicious Yeah we didn't
get No, we didn't get that we did, and there
was there was there was Marlborough reds everywhere from Emily.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's super odd that we haven't.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Been back, so very unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But yeah, Emily was driving like a maniacle the place,
screaming out East County bitches.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
I don't either, probably didn't see your text because she
was used seeing her phone as our personal.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Like you must coming.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
We please do that again.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, not with you. You could stay home and we
could maybe try, but I mean, yeah, you got crazy
out there. So that My first problem in playing in
this tournament is I don't even know if there's gonna
be alcohol free alcohol, you know, that's what I'm looking
forward to. That's when you get off that. Yeah, that's
how you get sucked up. Yeah, and so I don't
know if that's happening, and even if there is, I
(05:31):
gotta I got a little bit of an issue because
my foursome is obviously me, my daughter, my dad, and
my uncle a family forsome. And my uncle is very
by the book. He was a former professor at a university.
So he's a very smart man. He loves golf, he
(05:54):
takes it very seriously, and he's not a drink doesn't
drink at all at all at all. So so he's
a very great lace scoy and so not great.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So you can you can ride with somebody else, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And then my dad he's just old and grumpy and
so he may have a beer, but he's by no means.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Going to get drunk and cocktail once in a while, right, yeah,
he's a gin.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And tonic man. Yeah, nobody's I don't even know if
you know. He only has it at five o'clock. Again,
very by the book? Where did I get that? Got?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Then my daughter, she's fifteen.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, so and she's very by the book, a very very.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Big role follow up these people we roll man, So
I'm kind of the black sheep to be honest.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You know, would be.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
In the car with her. She could drive a golf
car at fifteen.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You're not allowed to read. You got to have your license,
I think, oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Well then she won't drive the car and you can
have and you can you know she would never read.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
And two freaking out she would.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Get behind the wheel.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Oh wow, that's crazy about your son would get behind
the wheel, right.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He would. He definitely drive it into a pond. I
wouldn't trust that guy.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
You'd be trying to drive and play a switch at
some stupid Now.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Here's a bit of a concern.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Do you feel the alcohol helps your play because oh.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, okay, because I don't give a shit. I don't care.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Like I had this theory in college that because I
went to every class high, I should take the test
high because clearly my high Yeah yeah, you smoke pot,
because clearly you learned it when you're high. I don't
know if you ever saw the movie how high it
really goes into this phenomenon.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
So.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Great grades, great grades. If I would have been sober,
I don't know. So I'm wondering if the same phenomenon
with golf.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
There is a theory those kind of sports, pool, bowling, dart,
when you're the drunker you are, the better you play.
I don't know if that's true. I don't know if
it's that we think we play better or we're just
so fucked up we just are, you know there.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Golf is one of those sports where you gotta be
drinking on the course, drift, and then it's just it's
just way more fun. And so for me, I can't
remember the last round of golf I played where I
didn't have a few cocktails. I'm always drinking on the
course because you got the car girl and she's coming around.
I mean, I want to put her to work. Drive
(08:21):
by and say you want anything, I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Make it a.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Doublete, You're gonna have drinks today. I go for it,
but you gotta go it if they don't have them off,
or do you bring a flask or something?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Saying this, I don't know if I should take advice
from you.
I gotta get going, guys, I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Okay, yeah, listen what I am playing in a golf
tournament today, and I'm supposed to be checking in like
in an hour, less than an hour, So I gotta
I gotta get going here pretty soon. I am in
a little bit of a conundrum though, because if you
play in a golf tournament, if you were, uh, you know,
(00:22):
kind of a weekend hack like me, you look forward
to golf tournaments for one thing and one thing, only
getting fucked up. Okay, yeah, I'm drinking on the course.
We had golf tournaments, you know. I have East County
bitches over here. Who was driving up onto the you
know greens and.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Things like that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know, Emily was. I'll tell this story a second.
But anyway, I am not sure. But this may be
a dry tournament. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's time gas over a year.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Now, this honestly would have been a perfect tournament for
you thor Yeah, but uh, you know, well, I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I would don't go.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So, uh, my daughter is on her high school golf team.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
I was in a high school golf team.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Were you really? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
It was all four years because no, just two because
I couldn't play football. They just let they wouldn't let anybody.
I was a baseball player and I was. I had
a great good I was good. I just uh what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I stopped playing for years. I wasn't good. I mean
I was okay at golf.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Did you Were you in any tournaments?
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, I played in a couple. Yeah, but I wasn't like,
but I wasn't great.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I mean I was.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I am now, Oh, but but I stopped playing for years,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So my daughter has been on the golf team for
a couple of years now, and so every year they
hold a big golf tournament basically to fund the team
around all this stuff. And so it's their big event.
It's a high school fundraiser. Okay, Can they serve booze
at a golf tournament like that? I honestly don't know,
(02:19):
but it's at like it's that a normal golf course that.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Sells booze normally.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, So I think the So here's how most golf
tournaments work. Every hole has like coolers and you know
you can get beers everywhere, or they'll have like, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Girls on trampolines and bikinis, really good ones. I remember.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Sponsorship, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Get a nice louge or whatever.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, so yeah, there's a lot of liquor sponsors and
so they'll do So those are like most golf tournaments
have that kind of stuff. But I don't think they're
going to be like that at a high school fundraiser
golf tournament. I don't think. Now, can I go to
the bar and pay for a beer? Probably yeah, but
I mean that's not that's not gonna say she ate me?
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Well, and also just because you can, is that like
would that be frown.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Ship? Well, hold on it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I mean it's a high school, like her coaches will
be there and stuff. Okay, so should I give him
to the kids? These County bitches? So East County Bitches
is a crazy deal where we had a golf tournament
a couple of years ago, and of course Emily and
Sky they don't play, so their their entire job was
(03:33):
to deliver drinks to me. Basically that was just now
you were going to go and visit with other people
playing in the golf tournament.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I thought our job was PR.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
And then and then during our PR swing around, we.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Would ask you, guys, if you want to drink. That's it,
That's what was going on.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Doorn doesn't drink, but you mean he may want a
soda or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, And so you guys the whole job, you were
supposed to text you when I was out and you
were supposed to bring me a drink. That was it
that you had one job the phone. Yeah, I didn't
see you one time the entire tournament, not once I
heard you.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah, I think he saw us from a distance like
scream yeah, like through.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Emily, Like this was a four wheeling beast over is incredible.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
And that was like our first real experience with Emily.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
It was scary.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Should have known. I did take a lunch break though.
We just disappeared.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Remember when we had like a delicious Yeah we didn't
get No, we didn't get that we did, and there
was there was there was Marlborough reds everywhere from Emily.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's super odd that we haven't.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Been back, so very unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
But yeah, Emily was driving like a maniacle the place,
screaming out East County bitches.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
I don't either, probably didn't see your text because she
was used seeing her phone as our personal.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Like you must coming.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
We please do that again.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
No, not with you. You could stay home and we
could maybe try, but I mean, yeah, you got crazy
out there. So that My first problem in playing in
this tournament is I don't even know if there's gonna
be alcohol free alcohol, you know, that's what I'm looking
forward to. That's when you get off that. Yeah, that's
how you get sucked up. Yeah, and so I don't
know if that's happening, and even if there is, I
(05:31):
gotta I got a little bit of an issue because
my foursome is obviously me, my daughter, my dad, and
my uncle a family forsome. And my uncle is very
by the book. He was a former professor at a university.
So he's a very smart man. He loves golf, he
(05:54):
takes it very seriously, and he's not a drink doesn't
drink at all at all at all. So so he's
a very great lace scoy and so not great.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
So you can you can ride with somebody else, okay.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And then my dad he's just old and grumpy and
so he may have a beer, but he's by no means.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Going to get drunk and cocktail once in a while, right, yeah,
he's a gin.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And tonic man. Yeah, nobody's I don't even know if
you know. He only has it at five o'clock. Again,
very by the book? Where did I get that? Got?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Then my daughter, she's fifteen.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, so and she's very by the book, a very very.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Big role follow up these people we roll man, So
I'm kind of the black sheep to be honest.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
You know, would be.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
In the car with her. She could drive a golf
car at fifteen.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
You're not allowed to read. You got to have your license,
I think, oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Well then she won't drive the car and you can
have and you can you know she would never read.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
And two freaking out she would.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Get behind the wheel.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Oh wow, that's crazy about your son would get behind
the wheel, right.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He would. He definitely drive it into a pond. I
wouldn't trust that guy.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
You'd be trying to drive and play a switch at
some stupid Now.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Here's a bit of a concern.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Do you feel the alcohol helps your play because oh.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, okay, because I don't give a shit. I don't care.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Like I had this theory in college that because I
went to every class high, I should take the test
high because clearly my high Yeah yeah, you smoke pot,
because clearly you learned it when you're high. I don't
know if you ever saw the movie how high it
really goes into this phenomenon.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
So.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Great grades, great grades. If I would have been sober,
I don't know. So I'm wondering if the same phenomenon
with golf.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
There is a theory those kind of sports, pool, bowling, dart,
when you're the drunker you are, the better you play.
I don't know if that's true. I don't know if
it's that we think we play better or we're just
so fucked up we just are, you know there.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Golf is one of those sports where you gotta be
drinking on the course, drift, and then it's just it's
just way more fun. And so for me, I can't
remember the last round of golf I played where I
didn't have a few cocktails. I'm always drinking on the
course because you got the car girl and she's coming around.
I mean, I want to put her to work. Drive
(08:21):
by and say you want anything, I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Make it a.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Doublete, You're gonna have drinks today. I go for it,
but you gotta go it if they don't have them off,
or do you bring a flask or something?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Saying this, I don't know if I should take advice
from you.
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