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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So apparently or just irresistible at the gym. This guy,
I mean, look at him working out, throwing it out there,
and the ladies can't resist. I heard now again this
is according to him. He believes the ladies are all
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over him.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It's time for the podcast over yet, completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now none of us were there. We weren't eyewitnesses, so
we'll have to hear what he has to say about
this situation that happened at the gym and see how
we vibe it out. Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So I work out at the gym and Suavista and
it's a very intense gym old school.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Why intense because people I heard that you can show
up wearing jeans and and John Cena shirts there.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I saw. I saw a guy wearing a John Cena
jersey and jeans to the gym. And then there's also
but then there's like the majority of the gym is
very into working out where like you, anyone can work
out there. The environment, it's a good environment, like it's
a it's a very welcoming environment. It's friendly. This isn't
for influencers, Uh a lot of so it's different, so
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a lot of But I used to work out a
fit it was a lot of I I'm a hot chick,
so I'm an influencer and that's my that's my Instagram.
This is I work out really hard, So I'm gonna
I I everyone's got a Okay, I don't know why.
I just freaked out for a second that we weren't
doing a podcast. Was about to curse. Everyone's got like
a fucking tripod and everyone's videotaping themselves. Really but and
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then the gym post if you tag them, they repost you.
So everyone they repost thinks they're a fitness influencer, but
like not a because they're like a fin this influencer
who wants to help you get better because for some reason,
people that work out think if you work out, then
you know how to handle life better than someone doesn't
work out. It's really you know what I mean, Like,
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why did it make you better at life just because
you lift weights? Like like you can just solve all
of live's problems now because you hit a twelve set
of ten? But you know what I mean? On the bench.
It's so odd. So but the problem is most of
these people it's so odd. But most of these people
that work out don't have that many followers. They're all
just trying to be influencers. It's you know what I mean.
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So that's the gym. But but everyone's cool there for
the most part of them. The dickheads that wear no shirts, well,
we're on the podcast now and I was the point. Sorry,
I just can't stand the guys that wear no shirts.
It so I'm at the gym and I'm working out,
and for the most part, I can't Once I put
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my headphones on, I'm cool, locked in, locked in. If
I I'll go up to somebody say hey, are you
using that, and they say yeah, I'll be all right,
no worries, or they'll say you want to work in.
I've never really seen any contention because there's a lot
of testosterone on both sides flow at the gym, and
and yeah, a lot of people can get a little hairy,
and but for the most part's cool. Yesterday was a
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chest and try day for me at the gym. I
gotta get it in, gotta get it in there. Uh
makes you better at life? And I'm on a chess machine.
And the chess machine of mine is a cable machine.
So it's I'm standing flies. I'm on a cable machine.
I have a rope. I have a rope in my
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hands and I'm pulling it down, so I'm doing like
a chest rope machine.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Right, what do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
You ever go tank at the gym? Yeah? Were you
ware to tank? Uh? Yeah? Was well, yeah, I guess
it's a tank. Yeah. No, I was asking what you
were wearing. I was wearing a tank and like some
and some shorts. Yeah, just trying to get a visual. Yeah,
tank and shorts. A lot of guys are wearing like
sweats now. The gym style right now disgusting. It's like
it's like Friday of the eighties, sweats and dad shoes
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and big shirts. It's disgusting. Maybe I am, but I
refuse to wear this disgusting style that people wear now.
So I'm doing trypthing. I'm doing tricep pushdowns, and you know,
obviously I'm looking at my form in the mirror because
I want to make sure that my back strain, I'm
not using, my shoulders not hunched over. And I'm doing
it I've seen you stare at you. Yeah, staring at him.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
You catch him look at the if he ever has
a camera on him, he performs to.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
The cay did I pick up one hundred pound dumbells
on inclined chest?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I did? Whatever, though, what does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I mean one hundreds on dumbell inclines pretty gnarly, Okay,
just saying.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But you do. You have to stare at yourself.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
A couple of days.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
He'll have his tripod's thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm an ego man, a hundred pound dumb.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I'm just excited about it.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Yeah, it takes a lot of hard work.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Okay, here, Okay, So I'm doing the tri sp pushdowns.
I'm on the cable machine and there's a bunch of
cable machines that are open. I'm on one. Person behind
me is on one, but there's three others that are open,
all the same machine. And somebody comes walking by, a
girl and she asked me how many sets I have left,
and I said, oh, just a couple of sets. She goes, Okay.
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While I'm doing that, there's another girl to the left
of me on a machine and.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
She's recording, asking you if there's open machines. You don't
do you say others are three old ones or no,
I don't even they have like a specific yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
But it's the same one. So I take that I'm
not paying attention. I just go, oh, I'm using this
machine a cell phone.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I gotta answer you pull downdred pound inclined the mills.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Anyway. Yeah. So I so I go back to do
my work. The girl because a girl doing a back
machine a row to the left of me, and she
sees this go down, and I do a set and
then she the other girl is waiting to use my machine,
which is weird again because there's multiple machines open. So
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the second girl gets up and walks over to me
and goes, how many sets do you have left? And
I go, oh, I got one more left, but I
think she wanted to use it, and she goes, oh, okay,
and then she turns around and then I start saying
to myself. So I'm like thinking, right, I do all
this work. I go home. I tell my wife what
happened and why why? Because I was pumped up.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Kind of jealous feel better even though he knows she
has an issue with jealousy.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's not like there's no reason this is odd.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
No one ever hits on me, Okay, they never get
it on YouTube. Chicks get hit on all the fucking top. Okay,
especially stops.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Just not stop.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Guys. Guys, guys are sending me you dick pics on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
I mean, like I want that.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
We don't want that happened, and it happens. No one.
No one sending me titty picks ever you can, yeah,
I'm saying, but seriously, so I tell Haley what's going on? Yeah,
I go, your husband got hit on twice at the gym.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Okay, we just took a leap.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
They can use your machine. How is that hitting on.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
First of all? First of all, first of all, I
could let you slide with Maybe the first girl wasn't
hitting on me. Maybe, but there were three other cable
machines that were open. And then after and I saw
her staring at my arm. I saw it. I saw it.
But that doesn't mean anything because I stare sometimes too.
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So I'm not going to take in the stair the stairs. Okay,
I'm not going to take in the stair. Sorry, I
have great arms. I'm not going to take in this stair.
But I got a question that's not all I work out.
That's a bold face lock.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
If somebody asked you, where do you fall in the
hotness scale of the guys? I think myself that go
to this gym though, you.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
So out of all the guys, like John.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
C Fit, I was low on the total, like a three. Yeah,
but at the gym and I feel like I can't.
I feel like a solid seven. I'm three gym seven.
I feel like, yeah, if.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
We are to believe this stories, you're one of the
hotter pieces in there.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I don't like saying that about myself. I don't like
saying I am a hot piece. You stare at yourself
just for my form.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Emily, So you think the first girl maybe maybe not.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Maybe second girl comes up to me. She saw this
girl asking, She sees this girl waiting, she sees the
other machines. I garan fucking tea. She was like trying
to start a conversation with me because I don't want
my wedding ring when I work out, key, I just
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don't have one. So I so I take my wedding
ring off and I put down and wanted to clink.
It's the weights and ruin it and chip it. So
I don't wear it, but I put it on a
sus I get home. So these ladies think I'm single,
but I'm not. Hey take it. So I told my
wife this.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Now, Uh, it is a possibility. I'm not saying you're
a troll that no woman will ever find attractive. I mean,
I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Am I a hot piece?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Definitely not a hot piece, not solid seven I gave you, Okay,
So if the this happened, Okay, was she hot? What was
she in the ranking?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
She was? She was good looking, but she was fit.
She was fit.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
She was good looking but face, which I know you love.
I love, but.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I wasn't give her a rink.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
The other girl was hotter, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
The other girls. The first girl is hard, second girl,
second girl was cute. Six yeah, I would say.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Six six Okay, So there's nothing wrong with year.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
As good looking as my wife, not not even as
my wife, not even in the same universe. Not a
hot piece, not a hot he's a hot piece. Haley's
a hot piece.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Knocked her up. So, uh, glad we clarified that.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I make sure.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So the second girl it's possible she was hitting on you,
and that's but you went prancing home, told you in
a while, two girls hit on me at the gym,
both which is not confirmed.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
No, I know, and he went home to his very
hormonal This is this.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
There couldn't be a more worse time to.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Bring Yeah, that's a horrible decision. And bragging to us totally,
that's expected. But going home and telling her that's wild.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, No, I'm allowed to have my ego stroked. It
happens everyone, and I can't remember the last time anyone
ever hit on me. Ever, so when it happens once,
daddy can't get a congratulation.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
You gotta go brag about how did that work out?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
You're jealous, pregnant?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Why she didn't believe me? I was not expecting.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That is the ego now,