May 23, 2025 • 15 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we confront Sky AGAIN over her horrible eating habits and what went down today with her bean burrito
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So if you ever wonder why we do these food
bits with Sky and you go, okay, you said to
this morning you were like weirdly affected by Sky and
the way she eats and these kind of things. Uh,
this is why, this is why it's such a wild
scene watching Sky eat and then watching what she doesn't eat.
(00:25):
I still stunned by her eating a bo rito.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Year completely uncensored and unting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The show's after show starts. Now, why are you trying
to ruin my fridays?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Why are you trying to trying to rub fday? You
just ruined my Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I didn't do anything a weekend. Now, I didn't do
anything to.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You, guys. I don't understand what you're doing ever.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, it's tough to get in that tiny head.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's crazy. It's a wild space. Man.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I just finished an audio book called let.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Them Oh God, the Big Sean one.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That was higher ah. And sometimes you just have to
let other people do them, and you do you and
you can't let other people ship affect you. So don't
let me affect you.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You live your life possible.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You live your life, enjoy your life, and let me
do me.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Nook read no book. I read no book, read no book.
So I got a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Of a whole book to tell you to let people,
let them be themselves, not worry about you. You know,
book for that.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Towards the end, I'm like, I think I got the point.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You know, five hours obviously I got the point.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We've been told that since we were kids.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And why is this book now called you do you?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, don't worry what other people think. There's one chapter,
We're done.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Book's over.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's like no ship. It's hard to do though, you know, obviously.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, it's a whole theory.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So we decided today it's Friday, about to head into
a three day weekend, let's treat ourselves. Yeah, and I'll
be honest with you, this was my idea. I was
at a little bit of a hankering for some taco shop.
I haven't had any talk shop in a long time,
and so you know what, carnesidur burrito sounds good and
we have our spot that we go to, and I'm like,
that sounds delicious. So I said, all right, I'm getting
(02:40):
talk shop. Anybody else wanted jump in on this, and
there was a little bit of a hubbub over here
with the ladies.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The ladies and I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Really figure out what was going on, but there was
some sort of discussion, right, negotiations or something. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Eddie mentioned the taco shop idea really right, because Eddie
knows me if I sometimes start preparing my ship at
like seven thirty, and Eddie said it around seven, so
he knows, like I eat earlier I do, and I
start also thinking about what I'm gonna eat probably.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Like fine, he let me know.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
So I was stewing on it a little bit because
I did get Taco Bell yesterday for taco about Thursdays,
and I just was feeling a little heavy, and so
I was debating on whether or not I get Taco Shop.
And then a bright idea popped in my head, and
I went, I bet I can get Sky to split
a burrito with me if I ask her, because she
doesn't like to eat the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Taco Bell and then Taco Shop.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, don't get in her. WHOA, that's heavy.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Wow, that was weird bathing suit this weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I mean, you shut up, Come on, you so healthy
and clean, not.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
The last two days, not the last two days once.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, okay, stop double cheating and see anyway, I know
that Sky loves herself bean rice and cheese burrito.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Wait wait, what is that?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah? Thank you the ben Ricky.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
As it be rice.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
And I did present it as so when I came
in here, because I know I could kind of get
her to by calling it what her and her husband
call it, said, would.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Just split a ben ricky with exciting, and she got excited.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I did.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I did, and I said I would love that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And and normally that makes perfect sense because Sky eats,
you know, two bites of whatever, and then it always
just gets rid of it. It's frustrating to watch less
of the time. Uh huh. Yeah. And let them state
the facts. I'm just stating facts.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, you let him.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, I'm letting you do that.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So that would make sense in a normal situation. But
this is sort of a little bit of an abnormal
situation because Sky actually has lunch plans. So it was
doubly kind of odd because Sky doesn't eat anything. Then
morning she's an avocado. That's her breakfast, an avocado.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Sometimes the cheese it or hop chips that's.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What she pairs it with. Nothing makes sense. We know,
let them thank you nice any and so that's that's
her normal breakfast. And so again, okay, so you're not
going to eat a ton anyway, and so to get
even a half of a burrito, and burritos are pretty big.
I was like, Okay, that seems still kind of crazy,
(05:25):
but you were in.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, I was in. I was excited. I thought, oh,
this is a nice little thing. So I wait all
the way till noon to have something to eat after
being up since three am. I'll probably be a little angry.
Nobody wants that. So I thought this ben Ricky splits
so idea is amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And I'm going to day after Taco Bell.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You know that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That doesn't matter. Yeah, so you go.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
But when you split it, I thought this was interesting
because it goes in they agreed, get the brito, you
split it. I thought it was interesting, Emily. You didn't
really even think about it. Obviously, in a normal person
in the situation to fifty to fifty, but homegirl here
has lunch plans and doesn't really eat no. Yeah, so
I was like, you shouldn't have split it. Fifty fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's like when you split with the kid, you know,
you give them seventy five. Yo.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's what I thought, but I was like, okay, yeah,
and sometimes, especially with a bean burrito, if you go
right in the middle, it's gonna kind of mush apart. Yeah, right,
and then it sort of flattens out. Whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I feel like I'm a good cutter though. I cut
all my braidles in half.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
She's a good cutter that way.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I cut all my burritos in half, all of them,
every brido I ever get, I cut it in half.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why except for taco bell?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Why don't you just eat?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Because I like having half because it's easier to maintain.
It's not a long, floppy thing. It's easier. And then
I usually will save half later and it's easier.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh wow, I I don't know if it's easier.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What's the difference.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I know you think it is, but I don't think.
I mean, it's a hand thing. So I'm like doing
something about in the bag, and it's easy just to have.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Everybody's like the gravitational pull and make all the topics
to fall down.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Now if I cut it in half, she's a scientist.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
If that's true, then everyone would do that. I think
people don't have that mindset.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Out there.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Cut that burrito, man, the gravitational pull of what.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Are heavy, that ship will falls to the ground.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Its gravity falls to the ground. I mean it's stuffed.
It's not going anywhere.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It gets Watch Eddie eat his carnate. It gets bigger
on the bottom than it was initially.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It does. I like to spread out the even spread
even ratios. Don't you just keep cutting it though, because
if if you're cut half, then it's going to get
bigger on the bottom. No, it doesn't. It's not as
much as gravity works. Half is missing, half of the
weight is missing.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So confusing, it's not you should write a book.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I will cut them.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
The theory.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's okay. So you cut the burrito and I know
immediately this is a fucking disaster because Scott, you scamper
out of here.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, and I'm not paying attention to the cutting.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So well, she's a good cutter, she is, So why
would you ever pay discussion?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It was just passed over.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
She cuts the burrito, scampers off because she goes in
like a squirrel and she goes into her little it
starts eating it and I look at Skuy. She makes
eye contact with the breed. I already know what's going on.
I've been around this woman for twenty five years. I
look at it, and she goes, oh no.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
You don't have to.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I mean I was fix sitting right here. I mean,
I can reenact the whole scene. She goes, oh no,
because if you cut a bean burrito in half, and
as you know, it's gonna mush and kind of gravitationally
push it all down spill out.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, you're right, so, but I thought that's the I'm
confused because I thought you cut it.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Burritos aren't the most idea.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You don't cut.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And I do have to say book the last chapter
bean burritos are tough. It's what it's called. And for
the record, the Ben Ricky ratio very important, and this
was very low on on the rick Like there there.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Like that about it. I really want more actually really
like those. You want fifty to fifty beans and rice.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I would be no more beans is like you're trying.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
To I would I'd rather have more rice, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
With me, too. Beans are like you're trying to wrap
lava in a blanket and carry it around.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm with Sky on this, Yeah, Like, why would you
want more beans?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
It makes.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
You get regular bean burritos.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
People don't get regular f rice.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You're right, yeah, yeah, but I will.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Clearly like things made up of more beans than rice,
or else it would be a fucking rice Brita.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I don't know you read the book on it.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
If it's talking about the book.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Percentage wise though, the three of us, I just go fifty.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I want would you rather have more rice or more
beans than the bean and rice breed or.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Fifty to fifty whatever?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Okay, kissing again, who's as three scared of you?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
So you are correct about the Oh no, because the
beans are mushing out because I cut everywhere the cuts,
and if there was more.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Rice, I thought it was the perfect cut.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
If it was, if there was more rice store, it
would have held it together. The rice is like the.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Blue Where's the gravity?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But now we just got fucking.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It over you cut. It doesn't exist of us.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
There's no gravity.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
If you're on the movie.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Travel Burrito, he's incredible.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay. So she looks at this and she's out. I
can see it in her face just because of that
after I cut it, did she not that not that long,
but you were you made it into your studio. And
then she went and looked.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Anyone because I go, oh no. And then a secondary
disaster happened. I then spilled my hot sauce cup all
over the piece of paper that the burrito is sitting.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
So she walks over, gets a plate, puts the brida
on the plate. The transfer of the burrito then gravity
did take I don't know, as I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Sky's also very weak, for it's a bigger burrito, and
now it's sort of, you know, come out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And so just because any other human goes, all right, well,
I'm gonna eat it in the best of my ability
and you know, eat around it. And whatever she's done,
mentally she's done. I can't eat this. Why I don't know,
but this is her thought process. I can't eat this
because it is kind of smushed now a little bit,
(12:19):
and she's mentally gone, and I know it, and I
know what's about to happen. She'll take a couple of
bites for show's sake, you know, she'll do it. She'll
just do it, and she'll she'll be like I ate
my Brida and she's gonna throw this burrito away. I
know it anything anything, really what happened? She ate maybe
(12:41):
three bites.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
There were a lot of bites.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
No, there were no, there were not There was maybe
three bites, and and what happens again, She sort of
does it on the down low, wraps it up, throws
it right in the garbage, and Emily sees her throw
it in the garbage, and of course I had to
point it out, well, yeah, would you do this? Yeah
(13:04):
you are, Yeah you are, and Emily loses her mind.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
You can see this coming.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
When you team up on a burrito like Sky and
I did fifty to fifty shot. We split the burrito
down the middle. I really, actually really enjoyed my burrito.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't get you got the gravity, got the bean gravity. Absolutely,
we all are all the time. I'm fucking pumped.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I thought it was delicious. I could have actually used
a little bit more, and for you to throw it
away and not ask me somebody that does take bites
after you eat stuff. And also, you know I love
left overs of any kinding. I love saving half burrito
to eat, and again especially beans, so you.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Want a fourth of a bean burrito that looked like
it had been run over by a car and then
has and then had green sauce all dumped.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Over it did.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
But the paper it like got underneath it. Okay, so
the whole bottom of it.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Looked like exploded a little bit and did like it
looked like a fat person wearing open toad shoes.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And their skin is just coming out of the shoes.
That's what I kind of looked like.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So here, I'm a little torn on this because yes,
I know Emily is like that. But as soon as
you guys split, you guys split fifty to fifty, it
is up to user. It's not like you're owed the burrito, right.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I don't think I'm outed at all, but I don't
think it outed it all.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It would have just been nice who paid for it.
By the way, fifty fifty.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Guy put on her card and I gave her five
bucks and it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Was nine and change, so technically Sky paid more. No, oh, no,
you Emily paid more. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I tried to cover it and said, hey, get me
another time, and she said.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Emily paid more. You should have asked her if she
wants to.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Side.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I mean, for gravity. Yeah, I'm falling into her arms.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The thought ever across your mind, my girl Emily might
want not for.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
A that's crazy, because she'll eat anything.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
I've seen it, Eddie, she'll feed it to Robert.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well, yeah, that's true. That's that burrito out of the garbage.
Still may go to read. I'm not kidding.
So if you ever wonder why we do these food
bits with Sky and you go, okay, you said to
this morning you were like weirdly affected by Sky and
the way she eats and these kind of things. Uh,
this is why, this is why it's such a wild
scene watching Sky eat and then watching what she doesn't eat.
(00:25):
I still stunned by her eating a bo rito.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's time for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Year completely uncensored and unting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
The show's after show starts. Now, why are you trying
to ruin my fridays?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Why are you trying to trying to rub fday? You
just ruined my Friday.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I didn't do anything a weekend. Now, I didn't do
anything to.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
You, guys. I don't understand what you're doing ever.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, it's tough to get in that tiny head.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's crazy. It's a wild space. Man.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I just finished an audio book called let.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Them Oh God, the Big Sean one.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That was higher ah. And sometimes you just have to
let other people do them, and you do you and
you can't let other people ship affect you. So don't
let me affect you.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You live your life possible.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You live your life, enjoy your life, and let me
do me.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Nook read no book. I read no book, read no book.
So I got a little bit.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Of a whole book to tell you to let people,
let them be themselves, not worry about you. You know,
book for that.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Towards the end, I'm like, I think I got the point.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
You know, five hours obviously I got the point.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
We've been told that since we were kids.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
And why is this book now called you do you?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, don't worry what other people think. There's one chapter,
We're done.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Book's over.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's like no ship. It's hard to do though, you know, obviously.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, it's a whole theory.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
So we decided today it's Friday, about to head into
a three day weekend, let's treat ourselves. Yeah, and I'll
be honest with you, this was my idea. I was
at a little bit of a hankering for some taco shop.
I haven't had any talk shop in a long time,
and so you know what, carnesidur burrito sounds good and
we have our spot that we go to, and I'm like,
that sounds delicious. So I said, all right, I'm getting
(02:40):
talk shop. Anybody else wanted jump in on this, and
there was a little bit of a hubbub over here
with the ladies.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The ladies and I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Really figure out what was going on, but there was
some sort of discussion, right, negotiations or something. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Eddie mentioned the taco shop idea really right, because Eddie
knows me if I sometimes start preparing my ship at
like seven thirty, and Eddie said it around seven, so
he knows, like I eat earlier I do, and I
start also thinking about what I'm gonna eat probably.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Like fine, he let me know.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
So I was stewing on it a little bit because
I did get Taco Bell yesterday for taco about Thursdays,
and I just was feeling a little heavy, and so
I was debating on whether or not I get Taco Shop.
And then a bright idea popped in my head, and
I went, I bet I can get Sky to split
a burrito with me if I ask her, because she
doesn't like to eat the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Taco Bell and then Taco Shop.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, don't get in her. WHOA, that's heavy.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Wow, that was weird bathing suit this weekend.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I mean, you shut up, Come on, you so healthy
and clean, not.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
The last two days, not the last two days once.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, okay, stop double cheating and see anyway, I know
that Sky loves herself bean rice and cheese burrito.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Wait wait, what is that?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah? Thank you the ben Ricky.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
As it be rice.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
And I did present it as so when I came
in here, because I know I could kind of get
her to by calling it what her and her husband
call it, said, would.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Just split a ben ricky with exciting, and she got excited.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I did.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I did, and I said I would love that.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And and normally that makes perfect sense because Sky eats,
you know, two bites of whatever, and then it always
just gets rid of it. It's frustrating to watch less
of the time. Uh huh. Yeah. And let them state
the facts. I'm just stating facts.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, you let him.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, I'm letting you do that.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So that would make sense in a normal situation. But
this is sort of a little bit of an abnormal
situation because Sky actually has lunch plans. So it was
doubly kind of odd because Sky doesn't eat anything. Then
morning she's an avocado. That's her breakfast, an avocado.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Sometimes the cheese it or hop chips that's.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
What she pairs it with. Nothing makes sense. We know,
let them thank you nice any and so that's that's
her normal breakfast. And so again, okay, so you're not
going to eat a ton anyway, and so to get
even a half of a burrito, and burritos are pretty big.
I was like, Okay, that seems still kind of crazy,
(05:25):
but you were in.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, I was in. I was excited. I thought, oh,
this is a nice little thing. So I wait all
the way till noon to have something to eat after
being up since three am. I'll probably be a little angry.
Nobody wants that. So I thought this ben Ricky splits
so idea is amazing.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And I'm going to day after Taco Bell.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
You know that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That doesn't matter. Yeah, so you go.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
But when you split it, I thought this was interesting
because it goes in they agreed, get the brito, you
split it. I thought it was interesting, Emily. You didn't
really even think about it. Obviously, in a normal person
in the situation to fifty to fifty, but homegirl here
has lunch plans and doesn't really eat no. Yeah, so
I was like, you shouldn't have split it. Fifty fifty.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's like when you split with the kid, you know,
you give them seventy five. Yo.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
That's what I thought, but I was like, okay, yeah,
and sometimes, especially with a bean burrito, if you go
right in the middle, it's gonna kind of mush apart. Yeah, right,
and then it sort of flattens out. Whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
I feel like I'm a good cutter though. I cut
all my braidles in half.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
She's a good cutter that way.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I cut all my burritos in half, all of them,
every brido I ever get, I cut it in half.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why except for taco bell?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Why don't you just eat?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Because I like having half because it's easier to maintain.
It's not a long, floppy thing. It's easier. And then
I usually will save half later and it's easier.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Oh wow, I I don't know if it's easier.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
What's the difference.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I know you think it is, but I don't think.
I mean, it's a hand thing. So I'm like doing
something about in the bag, and it's easy just to have.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Everybody's like the gravitational pull and make all the topics
to fall down.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Now if I cut it in half, she's a scientist.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
If that's true, then everyone would do that. I think
people don't have that mindset.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I think it's.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Out there.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Cut that burrito, man, the gravitational pull of what.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Are heavy, that ship will falls to the ground.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Its gravity falls to the ground. I mean it's stuffed.
It's not going anywhere.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
It gets Watch Eddie eat his carnate. It gets bigger
on the bottom than it was initially.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It does. I like to spread out the even spread
even ratios. Don't you just keep cutting it though, because
if if you're cut half, then it's going to get
bigger on the bottom. No, it doesn't. It's not as
much as gravity works. Half is missing, half of the
weight is missing.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
So confusing, it's not you should write a book.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I will cut them.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
The theory.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's okay. So you cut the burrito and I know
immediately this is a fucking disaster because Scott, you scamper
out of here.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, and I'm not paying attention to the cutting.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
So well, she's a good cutter, she is, So why
would you ever pay discussion?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
It was just passed over.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
She cuts the burrito, scampers off because she goes in
like a squirrel and she goes into her little it
starts eating it and I look at Skuy. She makes
eye contact with the breed. I already know what's going on.
I've been around this woman for twenty five years. I
look at it, and she goes, oh no.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
You don't have to.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I mean I was fix sitting right here. I mean,
I can reenact the whole scene. She goes, oh no,
because if you cut a bean burrito in half, and
as you know, it's gonna mush and kind of gravitationally
push it all down spill out.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, you're right, so, but I thought that's the I'm
confused because I thought you cut it.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Burritos aren't the most idea.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
You don't cut.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
And I do have to say book the last chapter
bean burritos are tough. It's what it's called. And for
the record, the Ben Ricky ratio very important, and this
was very low on on the rick Like there there.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Like that about it. I really want more actually really
like those. You want fifty to fifty beans and rice.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I would be no more beans is like you're trying.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
To I would I'd rather have more rice, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
With me, too. Beans are like you're trying to wrap
lava in a blanket and carry it around.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I'm with Sky on this, Yeah, Like, why would you
want more beans?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
It makes.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
You get regular bean burritos.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
People don't get regular f rice.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You're right, yeah, yeah, but I will.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Clearly like things made up of more beans than rice,
or else it would be a fucking rice Brita.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I don't know you read the book on it.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
If it's talking about the book.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Percentage wise though, the three of us, I just go fifty.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
I want would you rather have more rice or more
beans than the bean and rice breed or.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Fifty to fifty whatever?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Okay, kissing again, who's as three scared of you?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
So you are correct about the Oh no, because the
beans are mushing out because I cut everywhere the cuts,
and if there was more.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Rice, I thought it was the perfect cut.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
If it was, if there was more rice store, it
would have held it together. The rice is like the.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Blue Where's the gravity?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
But now we just got fucking.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It over you cut. It doesn't exist of us.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
There's no gravity.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
If you're on the movie.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Travel Burrito, he's incredible.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay. So she looks at this and she's out. I
can see it in her face just because of that
after I cut it, did she not that not that long,
but you were you made it into your studio. And
then she went and looked.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Anyone because I go, oh no. And then a secondary
disaster happened. I then spilled my hot sauce cup all
over the piece of paper that the burrito is sitting.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
So she walks over, gets a plate, puts the brida
on the plate. The transfer of the burrito then gravity
did take I don't know, as I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Sky's also very weak, for it's a bigger burrito, and
now it's sort of, you know, come out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
And so just because any other human goes, all right, well,
I'm gonna eat it in the best of my ability
and you know, eat around it. And whatever she's done,
mentally she's done. I can't eat this. Why I don't know,
but this is her thought process. I can't eat this
because it is kind of smushed now a little bit,
(12:19):
and she's mentally gone, and I know it, and I
know what's about to happen. She'll take a couple of
bites for show's sake, you know, she'll do it. She'll
just do it, and she'll she'll be like I ate
my Brida and she's gonna throw this burrito away. I
know it anything anything, really what happened? She ate maybe
(12:41):
three bites.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
There were a lot of bites.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
No, there were no, there were not There was maybe
three bites, and and what happens again, She sort of
does it on the down low, wraps it up, throws
it right in the garbage, and Emily sees her throw
it in the garbage, and of course I had to
point it out, well, yeah, would you do this? Yeah
(13:04):
you are, Yeah you are, and Emily loses her mind.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
You can see this coming.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
When you team up on a burrito like Sky and
I did fifty to fifty shot. We split the burrito
down the middle. I really, actually really enjoyed my burrito.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I don't get you got the gravity, got the bean gravity. Absolutely,
we all are all the time. I'm fucking pumped.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I thought it was delicious. I could have actually used
a little bit more, and for you to throw it
away and not ask me somebody that does take bites
after you eat stuff. And also, you know I love
left overs of any kinding. I love saving half burrito
to eat, and again especially beans, so you.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Want a fourth of a bean burrito that looked like
it had been run over by a car and then
has and then had green sauce all dumped.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Over it did.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
But the paper it like got underneath it. Okay, so
the whole bottom of it.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Looked like exploded a little bit and did like it
looked like a fat person wearing open toad shoes.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
And their skin is just coming out of the shoes.
That's what I kind of looked like.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
So here, I'm a little torn on this because yes,
I know Emily is like that. But as soon as
you guys split, you guys split fifty to fifty, it
is up to user. It's not like you're owed the burrito, right.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I don't think I'm outed at all, but I don't
think it outed it all.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It would have just been nice who paid for it.
By the way, fifty fifty.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Guy put on her card and I gave her five
bucks and it.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Was nine and change, so technically Sky paid more. No, oh, no,
you Emily paid more. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I tried to cover it and said, hey, get me
another time, and she said.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Emily paid more. You should have asked her if she
wants to.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Side.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I mean, for gravity. Yeah, I'm falling into her arms.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The thought ever across your mind, my girl Emily might
want not for.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
A that's crazy, because she'll eat anything.
Speaker 6 (15:07):
I've seen it, Eddie, she'll feed it to Robert.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well, yeah, that's true. That's that burrito out of the garbage.
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