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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, we heard during the show that Thor went to
a big wedding this weekend. You know, he went suit shopping,
shot himself a brand new suit, like a real gentleman,
fancy man. Yeah, not bad, not bad. But then you
know the reason why I had to get a suit
was because he was going to this big wedding on Saturday. Well,
Thor can't go anywhere without things happening, And of course
(00:22):
he really embarrassed his wife when he didn't like something
that somebody was saying.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I guess we ain't done yet.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
It's time for the podcast over a year, completely uncensored
and unding filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now, So who was getting married? Is this like on
Hailey's friend's side.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Haley's best friend is Kenya, her sister is Donia.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We don't need a name.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The person against friend sister done?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, okay, So they were So her best friend's sister
got married and it was a massive Persian wedding. Four
hundred people. And I'm not just saying there was four
hundred people there. It's crazy. No, there was actually four
hundred people there. It was in this giant room. They
had a marching band, marching due. They came out and
(01:20):
they had multiple people with like doing the drums that
were on like a marching band, bang bang drums. DJ's playing,
fireworks are going off. It was fucking crazy. They had
like a Persian uh, two Persian singers. I've never heard
her before, but they have two million Instagram followers and
they they're pop singers. And they came out and did
like a couple of hits and people had glow sticks
(01:41):
going crazy. It was fucking wild, dude, we wan there
was a two hour cocktail party and it went two
and a half hours because they were running late with pictures,
which is the least surprising thing. Yeah, and and Haley, uh,
Haley's best friend. All of her friends are very into Instagram,
their Instagram chicks, so that's I'm not so prize that
all the pictures went long. And they had when you
(02:02):
walk in, you know at my wedding, we had uh
some like paper and like something like cute that Haley
did for where everyone was seated, and then each table
chart yeah there you go, and each table had like
an animal that we owned name. Remember you guys, remember
when we got placed at one of the chickens tables. Yeah,
guy were roxy. Yeah. This this thing was a fucking giant.
(02:28):
I can't even describe it. It was like this giant
thing that was had like pieces of cement hanging.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
You like showed it to us. It looks like a
piece of stone, stone like marble that was like.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Ingras engraved with like five or six of them hanging,
and it was engraved your name and where your table.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Was, Like what if you need a last minute table?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
It was crazy. What a waste of money because what
do you do with that after it? Because it looked
it was really cool. It was fucking huge. I guess,
I guess it looks cool. You walk in.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You walk in and there's these giant fake trees with
white leaf, white leaf petals on them all over the place.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It was crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So and we were table thirty at a thirty two tables.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh my god, whatever, you know, we made it in.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
We made it in. You guys were you were like
the way we felt at your wedding. I mean, you
guys were right, you guys so far. You guys were
front and seven. I mean, you guys were next to
my family tea. Do you guys are right next to
my friendly I think some of my family members had
worse seats than you guys animal maybe maybe, Okay, So
(03:48):
we get in there and obviously I know three people
at this wedding. I know my wife's best friend and
my wife's best friend's cousin. That's it. I don't know
anybody else this wedding. And we sat at a table
with like, there's twelve people at the table. So I said,
I asked you another couple, you do the introductions, blah
blah blah. Well, the person to the right of me
and his fiance are sitting there and I can't remember
(04:11):
his name. It was Aaron or Phil.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I can't and we don't. That's, first of all, such
a wild difference of names, not.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Even close, like not Aaron Alex, it.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Was Phil Aaron, I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Why stop naming names. We don't need such an idiot.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
It doesn't matter because it's just easier for me to
go other than you know.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We don't care, though it's an important detail.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Anyway, So Phil Or can I ask real quick? And
his girlfriend was.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Like, okay, we don't know, no one cares, No one cares,
And can I ask you real quick before we move
on how did the suit turn out? Did you look dapper?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Did you I thought? I thought? I thought it turned
out very well. I was a handsome man. I wouldn't
say boy, I was a handsome man. My wife had
this black gowned on. She looked great backless yeah, and
her hair looked great. Yeah. So it turns out good.
Put on my story. Thanks for looking at that guy
watch story? Do you watch it story?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Because some people can see you watch them.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
So we're sitting there and we start talking, and obviously
my first question is how do you know the bride
and groom that's the standard get standard get ready? And
they say Aaron or Phil. His fiance says, I'll just
call him Phil. Phil says his fiance went to school
with her in high school, but now they live in
Jersey and I go, okay, cool, So you guys met
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in Jersey. She goes, yeah, we were. We were both
in school at the same time, and they met at
a Starbucks or something. I'm like, oh, that's great. And
they're getting married soon. So and they're from they're from Jersey,
so I'm like, okay, cool, Tri state area. I'm from
New York. So we hit it off and he tells
me they live right outside of a Jersey right across
the huts and which a lot of people do. And
he's like, we have this great view of the city.
I'm like, oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Chat him up.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Chip. Me and Phil became friends, Aaron, I don't know.
We became pretty good friends.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Such good friends. I don't even know his name, not
a close.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
We were chatting it up.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
At one point, Jersey fail. One point, he asked if
I want to go to the Padres game today today
because he goes to the Potter's in town and I go, no,
they're actually on the road in Atlanta, but I think
they come back and play Miami. And he goes, I'm
thinking about going on Monday, would you want to go?
And I go maybe I pulled the book. I pulled
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the boo guy's husband. So, so all this is going down,
and I hear in the background his fiance talking to
somebody else and she's somebody else asked where you guys
from and she says they're from New York and I'm like,
from New York. Phil just told me you guys are
from Living Jersey.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
You see it across them.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
So she's telling people that they're from New York, and
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Listen, Jersey sucks.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
It's like saying you're from Riverside, you know what I mean.
But then you're saying you're from Riverside when you're claiming
you're from Riverside, you claim in San Diego. It's weird.
You know, just admitted Jersey sucks again. But she's going
all in on this. So then we get up to
go do something. At one point, my wife is the
Persian wedding. So my wife goes, hey, we need to
go watch Kimya. She's doing a knife dance. Whoa, there
(07:19):
is video and she's got this giant sword and she's
doing a dance with it. Yeah, that's wilding choreographed.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I saw. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
I think she's done it before really because it's like
part of their culture and everything. First time, I would
assume kim I had a few drinks though, so a
knife dance was freaking out.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So we're watching the knife dance and I said to Haley, hey,
are you hearing this chick? And she goes, what do
you mean? I go, she's sounding everyone she's from New York,
she's from Jersey. But I'm talking to Phil. He's telling
me they live been fucking Jersey and that's and then
Haley says, but you guys, he always has your back.
(08:06):
Why do you care?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
What does it matter?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And I go because I don't know these people.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm a New Yorker. I don't want people to represent
where I'm from.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
What the hell I don't know?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
If you're why don't be ashamed to say you're from Jersey?
Who cares? And when you're making up this whole lie,
it's just too much for me.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But but I mean, it doesn't affect you at all?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
No, it does?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Okay, well I think it does.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I mean, because it's making it's just it's just it's
just are they bad?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
People know they're great? Means, then how are they misrepresenting
if they're If they're good, then you're like, oh, that's
not Because you got him saying he lives in Jersey.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm saying they live in New York and people are
probably like, where the fuck are these two? And I
love them, I would.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Say, I love hold on, you don't even you don't
even know his name. This is horrible.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So we get back to the table, dinner comes and
typical wedding food steak and chicken. Well you both get
both one plate. Yeah, it was decent, and then mushroom
one one giant mushroom and then uh, mashed potato.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, I don't know know that, but okay, I.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Don't know, like I want to know it like a
place to give you steak and chicken. I've never been
to a fancy way.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I want to thrown off by the steak and chicken.
Whatever you need the protein, you do need protein I
needed just day, yesterday or Saturday. So we're talking. Me
and Phil are talking, and I hear her in this
deep conversation with this new guy who show up at
our table. There's one seat missing he should have late,
and they're in this deep conversation about how New York
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has this and New York has that, and she loves
going out at night just to go to any restaurant
she wants. So she's knee deep in this line.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
But that's all that's all true, though it's not true.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Way wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
What I'm saying is true is if you are in
New York, you can't eat at any time to night.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
You can go to any restaurant you want. All the
things she's saying is accurate. The only thing is that
she's got to cross the bridge to do it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
And that's a long drive.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, Okay, this is not that long where they live.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
With traffic and stuff. It's probably like driving to Okay.
So if you want to slice, you gotta get slice.
She's acting like she's walking down the street on Seventh.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You could be going down to Little Italy and you know,
going to hold and make a whole day of it.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't think there's a little Italy in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's what I'm saying, is that if you're going across
to the city, then you're gonna do something a little
bit bigger.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
But is that what she's saying, or is she said
she's acting any time I can walk out my.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Door, she can't go anytime.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I can go to Los Angeles, you can call anytime.
That doesn't mean I live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
But that's there's a massive that's a two hour drive,
if not longer three hour drive.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
How long does it take to get in the city.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
It depends where.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
It's still but still though for me, it's like, if
you're saying you live in the city, you don't really
need a car. You're walking everywhere. You can get whatever
you want at anytime.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, I get she's misrepresenting it a little bit, but
what she's saying is true and she can do those things.
Be like me if I'm like, you know, Carl's bat's great,
Carl's bats these great things, and I can go whenever
I want, I can. But then if I know.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But then but if somebody said to me and they
put me aside and go, hey, you know, Eddie doesn't
live at Carls, right, I'd be like.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
What, but I know of Carl. I could talk about
car And.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Then they said, Ellie, that's alcohol and I'd be like,
that's no where Carl. Why call me? I would?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I just know stuff about Carlat.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
She knows stuff about New York flower fields.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's like Emily.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
It's like Emily claiming Point Loma and ocean.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Now I get it.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Now, you get it.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Knows what.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
We're doing this.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
We're not doing this.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
We're not doing this, We're not doing that. I mean,
so Haley's grabbing my leg because she sees me I'm
not paying attention to Phil O God, and I look over.
I said, we kind of stopped talking for a second,
you know what I mean, because it's wings to say.
I lean over to Haley and I go, I gotta
say something. I gotta say to Phil's fiance. You're gonna
(12:35):
see God in like a nice way. I'm gonna say
something God. I'm going to bring up So wait a minute,
I thought you guys live in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
When you hang out with Sky long enough, you pick
up on a move.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
You don't need to do that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
And Haley says that you don't need to do this,
and please don't do this. You're embarrassing me. And I said,
we're never going to see these people again.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
So then why does it matter?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Because it matters to make that's fine, never gonna see
it again.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
You got some hot fucking padres game.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
So they're talking and I do it no, and I
lean over and I say, I say that. I say
to her and I go, hey, she's he's I thought
you guys live in Jersey and she gets like stone
face like and then she goes, WHOA, we do. But
we're in New York all the time. So it's basically
the same thing, and I went and it was uncomfortable.
(13:30):
After that, we end up that was like ten fifteen.
We end up leaving like ten thirty anyway, so I
didn't really care, but Haley was mortified.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Well, yeah, that was weird, dude. No, it's gonna be
so awkward when you guys are at the Padrey game
today