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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, well, there are certain things you know that happen
and uh you know immediately there is a debate, but
there's one there. There's not going to be a debate.
There's no chance that there's going to be a debate.
The internet is apparently divided. It all has to do
with chocolate cake. And I'm telling you right now, there's
(00:23):
only one way to believe.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Right, we ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
It's time for.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yet completely uncensored and uncding filtered except for that part the.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Now, I know, I know, listen, I know chocolate cake
is chocolate cake, right, right?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
That is chocolate right?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yes, Okay, apparently not because the internet is divided on
what is really chocolate cake. Now, this all happened again,
and this is again a social post whatever. A woman
is very upset freak, and I.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Love her because she's right.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah. Now it was her camera a little too close
to her face, made show the face. Yeah it was
a lot, It was a lot, but I don't care.
She's right. So she apparently I don't know if she
was at a party or something and somebody said they
were having chocolate cake and she got her slice of
chocolate cake, and she went, what the is this? This
is chocolate cake. This is yellow cake with chocolate frosting.
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And everybody was like, no, that's chocolate cake. No it isn't.
It's yellow cake with chocolate frosting. There's a huge difference.
Chocolate cake is cake. It's chocolate. Now, if you have
different frosting, I think that's okay because the cake is
still chocolate. You could have white vanilla frosting, still chocolate cake. Right,
But the cake gotta be chocolate to be chocolate cake.
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Right You agree with that guy?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yes, definitely. The cake determines what it is, not the frosting.
Emily great way to put it.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yes, absolutely agree.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I disagree. Here we go what.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
The son of a b I said. Nobody could disagree.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
This is the guy says the cheeto is not a chip.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Here's why, because yellow cake. To me, it's the different.
There's different family of cake. There's different families of cake,
like carrot cakes its own family. Carrot cakes, the weird
red headed I love, I love it, But carrot cake
is the weird red headed kid like that guy's red velvet.
Red velvet is also a flavor of its own too.
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But but because because some people put chocolate chips in
their red velvet. Have you ever seen that before?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Not really, I've seen that before. Possible. I'm not German.
You don't like GERMANO. It's got coconuts, pineapple upside down.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's okay cake, I get, Yeah, it's cake, but it
cake with a yellow cake. To me, yellow cake is
one of the cakes where the frosting determines what kind
of cake that it is. So if you have if
you have if you have vanilla frosting on a yellow cake,
you're eating a vanilla cake. If you have chocolate frosting
on it, you're chocol cake. If you put strawberry frosting
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on strawberry cake, because yellow cake doesn't really have a flavor.
I know you could say it's cake. Yeah, I know,
you could say it's kind of vanilla. I get it.
But if you put chocolate all over it top the bottom,
to me, vanilla cake, I mean chocolate yellow cake then
becomes a chocolate cake. If you thank you and good night,
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no you.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
We have chocolate cake and you serve me yellow cake,
I'm like, this isn't chocolate.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
No, I go sorry, No, it is why at your
house because clearly, clearly you made this, because this isn't
being served at a restaurant, And I'm like, what the
fuck is this?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Thor throw it right in your face.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
There's no fucking way you would throw a piece of cake.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And I wanted you would eat it? Okay, I would,
but I would, I would to me chocolate it out
of my face.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Getting chocolate on chocolate cake is too much chocolate. What
it's like like a double chocolate cake is too fucking
It's always too rich. The idea of it is better
than the taste of okay, because you have a couple
of but you never finish it. Will never finish a
double chocolate cake. You never thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Scott, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's right, but double choco cake
is so.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So rich to like sweets but.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You but you what do you?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
But you crush?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
But you CRUs double chol He goes to claim Jumper
it gets that seventeen later cakes.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That's good. I got it. I got I don't really
like sweet guy. Do you guys think of chocolate? Lava
cake is too much? So much chocolate. I love chocolate,
but you never ship. That's a lot of chocolate.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
You're right, but you never finished or you share with
the layers of the chocolate. Cake is different to me
than a chocolate and the chocolate is.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Like small yeah where you know? And I would if
if we're doing chocolate LoVa, I'd love a scupa ice.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Cream absolutely than your.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Mouth gets too like like you.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Cool down the lava with the ice cream.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's a must.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I think you're fucking psycho if you don't have ice
cream with a chocolate Lolva cake.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Okay, you're not like yeah because you're It's just it's
too much, too much better for somebody who doesn't like sweets.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
You like the richest thing.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And we're like, hey, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I can't go on time. I have diabetes every two
years every That's such a lie that you only have
cake once every two years. Such a lie. I haven't
had cake at least two years cake contacts, I mean,
neither have I and I still like it.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Now hold up, wait a minute. What about the cake
being confetti and you don't have to have the same
kind of frosting on a confetti cake, right.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, you can have different frosting on it. What is
it it would be to me, it's a fun fetti
vanilla cake or a fun fetty chocolate So when when
when fucking uh nothing butt cake does fun fetti? They anfetti.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
First of all, you call it fun fetti, doesn't have
different icing, No, it's it's usually vanilla.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So that's a vanilla confetti.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Just call it confetti cake.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, but it's it's vanilla, right, Yeah. But if they
chocolate one would be good too.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It would be chocolate confetti cake.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yes, that's insane to me. The so.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
In your theory, it's chocolate yellow.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I wouldn't say that it's chocolate. It's chocolate cake because
confetti tastes like something.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Like what fun.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
It tastes like it tastes like birthday. That was that,
and it's the podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
If I wanted to say something else.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
It tastes like it tastes like birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Does that mean?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
So chocolate cake with strawberry frosting? What's that? That's a
terrible combo. If you asked me, I don't want that delicious,
I don't want ya.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Okay, but what you're serving it? What are you calling it?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I mean, I guess that a strawberry. I don't know,
because here's here's what you're missing. Here's what you're failing
to understand. Here's what you're fucking failing to understand. Chocolate
cake tastes like chocolate, like if you yellow cake doesn't
really taste like anything, so to me, the frosting is
the cake, thank you, which is why I would call
it a strawberry cake. But it's no because it's chocolate cake.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Chocolate