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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we have a two pronged situation here with our
girl Scott. Number one, she's a weirdo. Number two, she's
a Karen. She was a Karen before Karen was a
Karen Helper. I wish they would have picked up the
phrase she's a scot you know what I mean? That
would make more sense, or.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
They have Karen used the word Laurie. That would have
been a lot of what what is that.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
My real name? Oh? My god, after my grandmother Lorraine.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yuck. Sorry, sorry natural action. Anyway, So we have that
situation going on. She's a weirdo and she's a Karen,
and both of these things collided recently, and she's not
sure if she should knark on somebody.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's time for the podcast year completely uncensored and unacting
filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Now, this guy, I have no clue what the situation is.
But whatever it is, and whatever you're thinking about doing,
don't do it. You don't know, Yes, I know, but
I know you, and I know the way you're crazy,
tiny little brain, and I know it's wrong. Okay, it's
we've well chronicled it that I don't care if it's nice.
(01:20):
I mean, it's it's the truth.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I feel like kind of as like an old school,
uh parenting guy, that you would appreciate my thoughts. You're wrong, okay,
but you don't even know.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I know, I know, but I'm traumatized by your behavior.
It's not good.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
He's just going by what he knows. Stupid.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
All right, what is it?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
So you know the other night I had a hot
night out on the town.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh, your Neil Diamond show.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yes, with my mother.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I have to hear about this Neil Diamond show.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It really got her goshuf America.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah yeah, whah Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
So that was a hot night you and your mom
on the sound.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Lauren Lynn Ele doing it up.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Doing it too, hotties, Yeah, look out, check us out.
So exciting night. But uh shut up, but out a
little bit later. And by a little bit, I mean
like a lot fucking later.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, but a week night.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I know it's crazy, but like you're saying, a lot later, like.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It's and for me crazy enough.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Laurian Lynn basically the same age.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Eh. Well definitely dress Land.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, yes, did she offer me some handy towns when
she came.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The show.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, can you not? Can you not?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
So yeah, club Lynn and I hitting the Cut club
and then we're heading home and again yeah, like I'm
I'm tucked in, you know, I'm in my pj's by
like five pm. You know, no shame in my game,
So I rarely leave the house after it's dark, so
I do. I don't know what goes on in the
world after that. But I'm coming.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Home driving home.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's like ten thirty PM when I'm driving home from
this thing, and you know how you become familiar with
the cars in your neighborhood, and then especially if there's
somebody in your neighborhood that has like a personalized license plate,
you know that car right away, right, you'd be like, oh,
they're so and so so we got one of those
in our neighborhood. And as I'm driving home, you know,
(03:24):
because I'm in that like La Joia, Bird Rock Peebee area,
there's like, you know, five different side street ways I
can go home. And one of the ways I took
home was like a lot of side streets. And as
I'm starting my side street journey, I am immediately behind
a neighborhood car with a personalized plate. So I go, oh,
(03:44):
that's so and so up the street. Okay, great, whatever,
But then I'm frustrated because they are driving like so slow.
Like you know, when you somebody drives so slow in
front of you, it's hard not to be on their ass,
like you like intentionally have to give.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Space twenty five and they're going like fifteen.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh that's when you got to flip your headlights at them.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No way, whoa, that's aggressive.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
A little bit.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
If I'm in a rush.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
If I'm in a rush and you're driving and you're
driving under the speed limit, then I will definitely uh
flip my headlights out.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, but it's a residential area, it's ten thirty at.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Night, and you kind of know them, right, and.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, so I'm not honking, I'm not doing lights. I'm
just going, Oh, they're being like extra cautious. I guess
that's good, you know. And so I'm just trying my best,
literally not to be on their ass because I don't
want to be like the neighbor who's riding somebody's out.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well, you're also probably trying to get home because it's
so late, so.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Late, and I got a pee because I decided oh
those lines during in a mission to pee in the
lady's room.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Holding it that long insane.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
She's got a gift to hold it really long.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
God, Like the minute I have I feel like I have.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
P I have to like walking in the ti.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Or it's so strong in there now that like bacteria
will grow.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I don't know, your bladder is like expanded, So you're okay.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, something about the kidneys, I'll tell you, so okay.
So yeah, so I'm kind of like, fuck, I really
want to get home. And so now we're getting closer
to where both of our houses are still behind them,
and we are now at part of the street where
the street like veers. Okay, you're not taking a turn,
but we all have driven on a street where you know,
(05:19):
the yellow line kind of curves a little bit just
because the street is veering a little to the side.
So we're getting to that place, and again I'm fucking
trying not to ride their ass. And that is when
the car like literally almost comes to a stop and
I'm like, what is going on? And that and they're
halfway in the veer, and that is when halfway in
(05:40):
the veer they turn their blinker on the direction that
the street is veering, but you don't need a blinker.
You're not making a turn. This is the way the
street goes. Keep in mind, this is the street their
house is on. This is a street that they drive every.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Day for four years.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Why are we turning our fucking blinker on just because
the street is okay odd for odd and so now
I'm like starting to get weird thoughts in my head and.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Shot it out.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Now to their defense, I'm a big blinker guy. I
always use my blinker. As Emily pointed out one time,
I'm a big blinker.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Guy turning into work, and that's fine. Use it after
you're coming off arrow to let whoever behind. You know,
there's nobody around anyway, crack, He's already in the left
turn lane. But then he does it to go on
that next right and then he signals to go into
our driveway.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
And I'm like, there's nobody around. You know, you could
see me in the review.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I just it's just I'm a I'm a respectful driver,
and I want people to know when I'm making moves
so they can't have the guests.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Which I which I respect. I I I appreciate a
good blinker.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Person it bothers me, my wife, is this an over
blinker user? Where like, there's no cars behind us, in
front of us, anywhere, and.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
You never know somebody.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'll go, yeah, who's signaling for.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
There's nobody here?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Muscle muscle, muscle memory, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I appreciate because my husband's the opposite. No, he will
wait to the second he wants to get over flick
the blinker on, and then he's pissed nobody's made room
for it. And I'm like, because you literally just turned
the blinking.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Why nobody if you turn it on that fast and
turn it off that fast, it doesn't work like And then.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
He's wondering why nobody's making space and I go, because
you turned it on half a second ago.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
What an asshole? Thank you man.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
As we covered at six am this morning, I'm very
happy with him. So weird blinker, weird blinker where you
don't need to use a blinker. And then I'm still
behind them, trying not to be on their ass, but
they are going so slow and they're probably now i
want to say, seven houses away from their house, and
(07:58):
the person drive the car pulls over to the side
of the road to let me pass, and I'm like, immediately,
I go, fuck, I know what's going on here? What Well,
because I have a fifteen year old daughter, I know
that this family with the personalized license plate also has
(08:19):
a fifteen year old son. And I know based on
history driving by things I've heard, this son is getting
into some trouble. This guy is throwing parties, like probably
like every other month, this kid has thrown a party
with no adults where it's like on social media.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Does how does he do that?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Bring boots, parents, let him throw the party, or the
parents go away?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Throws a party.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
So that's what I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Why is your daughter not going?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Why is your not going?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Because he goes to a different school what they know
some of the same people, but he goes to.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, my daughter, let's go.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
My daughter ain't in that world yet, which I'm thankful for.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Tell her that Uncle Eddie, uncle for and and Emily
all say she needs to go to the parties.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Let's go.
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Yeah, no, span Okay, shut up.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So immediately I'm like, oh, fuck, their son has taken
their car without their permission.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's your first thought. Yeah, that's well, that's crazy. It's
a little while like you it's dark, so they don't
know it's you behind them, right right, it's hard to
you wouldn't be able to tell what cars behind me.
You're having drown So my thought, my immediate thought is, well,
they're may be drunk, you know, there may be may
be drunk a little also.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That gets one of the parents and they're drunk, yes.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
And then they're like kind of freaked out because you're
behind them and you're.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
So drunk that you're putting your blinker on.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
What part of drunk do you not understand?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
I can you stand the poll over move, but the
blinker on a road you drive every single day probably
like what time.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
One time allegedly I was just absolutely ship faced, allegedly
and I was dry I read fifteen years Yeah, I
pretty much had a similar situation.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Blinker was on the whole time.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Okay, wrong hazards, running over curves, running through trash can
the mailbox, all of those.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
What a crazy thought to think that a fifteen year
old's going for a joy ride. Yeah, that's a pretty
wild You go to the craziest scenarios.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
But like, knowing this boy, I don't think it's a crazy.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
But also though it's none of your business.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Well so that it would have caused an accident say something.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, but here's the weird part of that. As a parent,
and I'm sure everybody as everybody's been there, because yes,
was I doing this kind of shit when I was
that age even younger.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
You remember you go to those Bible studies, So yes,
I'm doing all this crazy shit.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm that age, but i'm that age. Yes, of course
that shit's going on. But now, as a parent, I
think if if a neighbor parent saw my thought they
saw my daughter driving our car at fifteen years old,
I would appreciate a mentionhit now fought.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yes, that's the difference here if they saw if you
drove by and you looked over and you saw the kid, Okay,
now you're going somewhere. If I think, I see you're
not getting well.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
And also too, you never know what kind of parents
you're doing.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I always say this with relationships to like if I
saw someone with someone else's girlfriend, I got lunch or
and I told the guy, there's a risk that the
guy's going to take it out of me, kill the messenger.
These parents, I mean, if they're having parties all the time,
they might not be the best parent, and they probably
don't like people being said about them. So you come
to them and say I think I saw your son
and the son says no. They look at you like
like you're the asshole.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
All I would have to say is well, who then,
who was driving the car Wednesday night? Attenth?
Speaker 4 (12:12):
That was my husband. Yeah, he hasn't took the car,
went to go get food or something. Because if somebody
said this to me and my neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
And I well, pretty much I saw.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Yeah, Emily was in the backs.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
They allegedly driven around the parking lot once.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
But you should not think a legend.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, legend too.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
That means that we don't know if it happened, re
legit was sitting in our like I know for a
fucking fact, he was in the living room and like
literally was Robert going to do something and somebody called
on I think I saw your son driving around, I'd
be like, fuck you.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
But how about this?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
This is what you would do about my son.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Okay, okay, okay, I get that, But Emily, what about this?
You and Robert are at home and do you think
your cars in your driveway and you think your son's
in his bedroom. Now, how are you reacting?
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I'm still kind of annoyed at the other parents.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, I mean you're you're the messenger business. Yeah, why
are you nurse? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Because now I look like a bad parent, and who
the fuck do you think you are?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
If there's parties, like I felt guilty that I haven't
told her yet about the parties, Like, I would.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Want to know, don't do that business. I would want
to know your Karen is coming out like wild right
now crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Sorry you thought you guys were good parents.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Okay, business, bitch, I want to go to this party.