March 18, 2025 • 9 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we talk about how Emily's after work routine has changed and it includes picking up after her old dog Tito
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So every day we all sort of have our routines
that we go through. You know, when we get home
after we're done here with work, you know, or I know,
you make a sandwich. A lot of the times they
do it, a little nap, and then you hit the gym.
That's sort of your routine. Sky. I have no fucking
clue what she's doing anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Like you see here for like three hours after work, it's.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Wild here for you guys. Got to see what goes
on back there. It's always orgon shit? Is it with work? No?
It never worked. No, she's always doing organ shit.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And then then you go home and you playkate your
husband for about an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, listen to.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
His stories or do a little something with him, and
then you.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Just wait for your dough to come home.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, there's a nap in there. And then you wait
for your daughter to get home.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah. Well I normally wake up when she gets home,
so there's nap, wake up when she gets and then
the second part of my day starts sometimes kind of
depends on what she has going on, depends what I
have going on. Today. We've got a hot dentist appointment,
so anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
So yeah, I my thing is the same thing every
single day. I get home. If Dever's there, I'll chat
with her for a little bit, and then I go
back and taking a nap. Pretty much the same thing
the every day. Well, Emily's routine, her daily routine after
she gets home, that's changed a little bit. Now it
includes cleaning up ship. We ain't done yet. It's time
(01:17):
for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Now Robert, what the hell dude? He doesn't know where
the toilet is? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Comments? Or what have we got going on?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
A kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What the heck is going on at your house? How
could it get worse?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Shit show? Literally, it's a ship show.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
It's always been a ship show, but now it's even.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
More of a actual actual show.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What is going on there?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
We have have an old guy, a couple of old
guys at our house.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We do have, Robert, I think, is basic.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
The old man.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the old man. And then I have
a second old guy at our house. And the second
old guy is Tito, our little puppy, our little chihuahua.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Tito real name Chulaito his full name.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
When you make a that appointment, do you say this
is for Chuco Latito. No, he's Griffith.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He said Chocolate.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
That was what they gave his name when they gave
him to it from TJ. But his name is Chuck Latito.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Of course I love it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
We just so we kept his name and then called
him Tito, and he looks like a Tito. I think
it's adorable for him. Makes sense, Yeah, it does make sense.
It's an old you know, Mexican Chihuahua. So yes, correct,
Tito is his name.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You used to have the cats Ozzy and Stacey, right,
Ozzy and Becky Becky.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Becky just doesn't ring?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, I know, but she's turned into a Becky. So
how the fun does a cat turn into a.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Animal and all of a sudden you look at him
and you like, can't imagine them being anything else.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
No, My Doug Watson, we both me and my wife
agree that we should have kept his name. Gary would
be the perfect right now.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, but we can't change it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's too late.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I mean, he already he already responds to Watson for
eight years. But when I got him, I was like,
I should have kept it because he's such a Gary's
aufst Be.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Becky's Becky, She's I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
She's just kind of tinier and like she's kind of sassy.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And Becky sassy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't know, Becky, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
It just sounds like a valley girl name from the
old school, like the eighties or nineties.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't know. She looks so yes, we do. We
still have the.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Two kittens, Ozzie and Becky. They're doing fantastic there, there's
no problems with them right now.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
How does Tito like them? Being an older guy?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You see them?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Does he care?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Is he love pussy?
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Let's it is awesome? Closed door home? What come on? Man?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I trust you. He can't even barely see Tito gross?
So gross.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Tito's like, Tito's almost sixteen. We think that's that's very.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Old for a dog. Childs do live longer. The smaller
dogs live longer than the bigger dogs.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Not my dog, Oscar.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
How old was Oscar twelve?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Thank you for bringing that up.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I didn't and I didn't even bring it up.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I didn't bring it up. So Tito's getting old.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
As far as your question, you asked about the kittens.
He will actually sometimes get like a little wild hair
up as asked, and be playful for a second with
the kittens and start chasing toys with them. That only
lasts for a second, but pretty much he ignores them
and he's just annoyed.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I just want to want to sleep guy, and the
cats just.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Ignore him to who works out? Fine, nobody's bothering you
each other. But yeah, Tito can only stay out of
one eye. And so that's been something that's been going
on for I don't know, gradually about a year now.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
When one of the eyes he started that.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
You know that old old dog foggy eye where it's
a scary looking eye that it's like gray.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, my dad has that.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Wait what he's got the old dog guy eye patch.
That's right, I forgot about Oh my gosh, the doctor.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, we did go to the doctor a couple of months.
You have you have black homa.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
For that guy?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, skunk, Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Show you sky good time.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
That's right, Okay, okay, right, okay, yes, you know, so
we did take your doctor for that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's a sign of age. That's what happens with a
lot of dogs when they get older. So that's been
going on.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
But something else has been going on that's been showing
his age, and it's been very, very unpleasant.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And it's been going on more and more and more.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
And more frequently, to the point where, yes, Eddie's correct
when he said, what do I do every day?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I clean up shit.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Tito has started to not be able to hold it
as long for long periods of time. Like he's okay
if I go to the store for an hour, which
is a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But when he's okay for that, but in the mornings, when.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Robert supposedly lets him out, he's supposed to let him out.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Who knows what the fuck's going on, but Robert supposed
to let.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Him out, and he does, I'm sure, But then Tito
must not have to go poop with that time.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
He just goes pee. So he's in the house.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
He's like a mid afternoon guy.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
He's a mid afternoon guy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Hit him.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
So every day, almost every day, it's about six, you know,
or no. Out of the work week, you know, it's
probably four days out of the week, almost five. I
come home from work and I smell something in the air.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And there's nothing worse fucking awful. Oh god, yeah, and
then you got to clean it up.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yep, you got to clean it up.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's all over the house.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Well, so in the first couple of days that it
started happening, I walk around the house everywhere, try to
see where it is, thinking it's behind the back door
where he goes out, maybe by the side door where
he goes out. Sometimes in the kitchen that would be sucked.
If it was on the living room carpet, horrible to
clean up. But where I tracked the smell down every
time is Tito ships directly in front of the toilet
(07:24):
and Robert Reid's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
No, I don't swear my kids. You have kids. It
wasn't me, man, I swear my keys. I didn't do
it was walking around with boots.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I don't know what the fuck they heard, Man, it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Me four little boots.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I don't know. It's crazy. It makes a crazy same
sound it does. I learned this from my mom.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
You didn't want anything for me, tinowe shut. You don't
know how many kids you know, I don't know if
you have kids, are not.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Don't even get him a diaper.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
We had a diaper on buster.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Oh yeah, can you like six months doggy diapers. Yeah,
and he always goes in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I think he fall in his very and then you
know he was.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Hysterical flush.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm done.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
It is very polite that he does it in front
of that is nice. And it's like, that's the shitty bathroom.
You know that's not the good one that again.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Are we sure Roberts just not missing the bowl because
you can't see that well, you know, I saw him.
He's got readers.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I think these ships look pretty little because t's small.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Sure it's not read playing a joke.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
These are both actually confused and.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
What a double decker is?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
He thinks it's on the front decker.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
So he just takes his ship.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
In front of them, clean it up. And are we
sure the dog is not going before they leave in
the morning and they're going Emily will clean. You're right, yeah,
I don't about there's nothing picking up dogs.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Shit, totally.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Did I just blow their Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I want to call them right now to find out
if that's what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm a morning shitter man. First of coffee, it comes
right out, coffee and smoke.
So every day we all sort of have our routines
that we go through. You know, when we get home
after we're done here with work, you know, or I know,
you make a sandwich. A lot of the times they
do it, a little nap, and then you hit the gym.
That's sort of your routine. Sky. I have no fucking
clue what she's doing anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Like you see here for like three hours after work, it's.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Wild here for you guys. Got to see what goes
on back there. It's always orgon shit? Is it with work? No?
It never worked. No, she's always doing organ shit.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
And then then you go home and you playkate your
husband for about an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, listen to.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
His stories or do a little something with him, and
then you.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Just wait for your dough to come home.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, there's a nap in there. And then you wait
for your daughter to get home.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah. Well I normally wake up when she gets home,
so there's nap, wake up when she gets and then
the second part of my day starts sometimes kind of
depends on what she has going on, depends what I
have going on. Today. We've got a hot dentist appointment,
so anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
So yeah, I my thing is the same thing every
single day. I get home. If Dever's there, I'll chat
with her for a little bit, and then I go
back and taking a nap. Pretty much the same thing
the every day. Well, Emily's routine, her daily routine after
she gets home, that's changed a little bit. Now it
includes cleaning up ship. We ain't done yet. It's time
(01:17):
for the one podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Yet, completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Now Robert, what the hell dude? He doesn't know where
the toilet is? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Comments? Or what have we got going on?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
A kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What the heck is going on at your house? How
could it get worse?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Shit show? Literally, it's a ship show.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
It's always been a ship show, but now it's even.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
More of a actual actual show.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What is going on there?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
We have have an old guy, a couple of old
guys at our house.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We do have, Robert, I think, is basic.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
The old man.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the old man. And then I have
a second old guy at our house. And the second
old guy is Tito, our little puppy, our little chihuahua.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Tito real name Chulaito his full name.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
When you make a that appointment, do you say this
is for Chuco Latito. No, he's Griffith.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He said Chocolate.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
That was what they gave his name when they gave
him to it from TJ. But his name is Chuck Latito.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Of course I love it.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
We just so we kept his name and then called
him Tito, and he looks like a Tito. I think
it's adorable for him. Makes sense, Yeah, it does make sense.
It's an old you know, Mexican Chihuahua. So yes, correct,
Tito is his name.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
You used to have the cats Ozzy and Stacey, right,
Ozzy and Becky Becky.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Becky just doesn't ring?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, I know, but she's turned into a Becky. So
how the fun does a cat turn into a.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Animal and all of a sudden you look at him
and you like, can't imagine them being anything else.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
No, My Doug Watson, we both me and my wife
agree that we should have kept his name. Gary would
be the perfect right now.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, but we can't change it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's too late.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I mean, he already he already responds to Watson for
eight years. But when I got him, I was like,
I should have kept it because he's such a Gary's
aufst Be.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Becky's Becky, She's I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
She's just kind of tinier and like she's kind of sassy.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And Becky sassy.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I don't know, Becky, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
It just sounds like a valley girl name from the
old school, like the eighties or nineties.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't know. She looks so yes, we do. We
still have the.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Two kittens, Ozzie and Becky. They're doing fantastic there, there's
no problems with them right now.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
How does Tito like them? Being an older guy?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You see them?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Does he care?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Is he love pussy?
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Now?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Let's it is awesome? Closed door home? What come on? Man?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I trust you. He can't even barely see Tito gross?
So gross.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Tito's like, Tito's almost sixteen. We think that's that's very.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Old for a dog. Childs do live longer. The smaller
dogs live longer than the bigger dogs.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Not my dog, Oscar.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
How old was Oscar twelve?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Thank you for bringing that up.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
I didn't and I didn't even bring it up.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I didn't bring it up. So Tito's getting old.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
As far as your question, you asked about the kittens.
He will actually sometimes get like a little wild hair
up as asked, and be playful for a second with
the kittens and start chasing toys with them. That only
lasts for a second, but pretty much he ignores them
and he's just annoyed.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
I just want to want to sleep guy, and the
cats just.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Ignore him to who works out? Fine, nobody's bothering you
each other. But yeah, Tito can only stay out of
one eye. And so that's been something that's been going
on for I don't know, gradually about a year now.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
When one of the eyes he started that.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
You know that old old dog foggy eye where it's
a scary looking eye that it's like gray.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, my dad has that.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Wait what he's got the old dog guy eye patch.
That's right, I forgot about Oh my gosh, the doctor.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Well, we did go to the doctor a couple of months.
You have you have black homa.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
For that guy?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, skunk, Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Show you sky good time.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
That's right, Okay, okay, right, okay, yes, you know, so
we did take your doctor for that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
That's a sign of age. That's what happens with a
lot of dogs when they get older. So that's been
going on.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
But something else has been going on that's been showing
his age, and it's been very, very unpleasant.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And it's been going on more and more and more.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
And more frequently, to the point where, yes, Eddie's correct
when he said, what do I do every day?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I clean up shit.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Tito has started to not be able to hold it
as long for long periods of time. Like he's okay
if I go to the store for an hour, which
is a lot.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
But when he's okay for that, but in the mornings, when.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Robert supposedly lets him out, he's supposed to let him out.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Who knows what the fuck's going on, but Robert supposed
to let.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Him out, and he does, I'm sure, But then Tito
must not have to go poop with that time.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
He just goes pee. So he's in the house.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
He's like a mid afternoon guy.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
He's a mid afternoon guy.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Hit him.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
So every day, almost every day, it's about six, you know,
or no. Out of the work week, you know, it's
probably four days out of the week, almost five. I
come home from work and I smell something in the air.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
And there's nothing worse fucking awful. Oh god, yeah, and
then you got to clean it up.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yep, you got to clean it up.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's all over the house.
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Well, so in the first couple of days that it
started happening, I walk around the house everywhere, try to
see where it is, thinking it's behind the back door
where he goes out, maybe by the side door where
he goes out. Sometimes in the kitchen that would be sucked.
If it was on the living room carpet, horrible to
clean up. But where I tracked the smell down every
time is Tito ships directly in front of the toilet
(07:24):
and Robert Reid's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
No, I don't swear my kids. You have kids. It
wasn't me, man, I swear my keys. I didn't do
it was walking around with boots.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I don't know what the fuck they heard, Man, it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Me four little boots.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I don't know. It's crazy. It makes a crazy same
sound it does. I learned this from my mom.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
You didn't want anything for me, tinowe shut. You don't
know how many kids you know, I don't know if
you have kids, are not.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Don't even get him a diaper.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
We had a diaper on buster.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Oh yeah, can you like six months doggy diapers. Yeah,
and he always goes in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I think he fall in his very and then you
know he was.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Hysterical flush.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I'm done.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
It is very polite that he does it in front
of that is nice. And it's like, that's the shitty bathroom.
You know that's not the good one that again.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Are we sure Roberts just not missing the bowl because
you can't see that well, you know, I saw him.
He's got readers.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I think these ships look pretty little because t's small.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Sure it's not read playing a joke.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
These are both actually confused and.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
What a double decker is?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
He thinks it's on the front decker.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
So he just takes his ship.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
In front of them, clean it up. And are we
sure the dog is not going before they leave in
the morning and they're going Emily will clean. You're right, yeah,
I don't about there's nothing picking up dogs.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Shit, totally.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Did I just blow their Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I want to call them right now to find out
if that's what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'm a morning shitter man. First of coffee, it comes
right out, coffee and smoke.
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