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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ladies and gentlemen. Today maybe the biggest day in our
company's history. It's pretty massive. What's going on out here today?
I can't believe it. This is a big one, guys,
because today is Chili Day at iHeartMedia.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
We ain't done yet.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's time for the podcast over a year, completely uncensored
and unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
The show's after show starts.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Now, have you guys noticed our building is slowly morphing
into the office. Yes, it's becoming the office, like it's wild.
What's going on here? Of course, we all remember Kevin's
Big Chili You know that was a that was a
whole episode. Well, that's actually going on right now. Remember
(00:52):
Pretzel Day in the Office? Pretzel Day?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I mean, who's Stanley out here? Who's Stanley?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I didn't watch The Office, so I don't know these.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I don't understand how you still haven't watched.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
It, But I know enough from all the stories you
guys have told that it's fucking hilarious and that I
would love every second, and I know that it has morphed.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
We're exactly the.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Same five seasons are.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's insane incredible. So it was announced originally Originally a
few weeks ago that we were going to do green
soup on Saint Patrick's Day and that Hey, get ready,
We're gonna have green soup on St. Patrick's Day. I
don't know what that means. Is it split peace soup?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Well, you know, I love my soups, so I'm thinking
about the soups that would be green, and really like
a split piece soup is kind.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Of it's like chili chili ver.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
They you could do a chili ver Day, but that's
not soup, and that's not like that green, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's pretty green. Yeah, it's pretty good. It depends on
how you make.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
It's not very many options, Like it's coloring just in
like a normal so like, oh, I.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Don't want that. So we had no idea what that meant.
But this is what our boss wanted to do Green
Soup Day and on St. Patrick's Day whatever. Uh. And
then last week it was like was it Thursday or Friday?
So it was like late last week towards the end
of the week she announced, Oh, We're no longer doing
(02:15):
Green Soup Day on St. Patrick's Day. Now we're going
to do it on Wednesday. What why? I don't even
know what.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Why did it?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
But why is it still green Soup Day? I don't know.
Then that's somehow morphed into Now we're doing chili on Wednesday.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
I think it is green chili on Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
It's not green chili.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's has nothing to do with St. Patrick's Day.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Now it's the end of winter Chili.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Day, a whole other day. I don't know where you
got the green chili.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I thought I said green chili on the it's.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
On the door, it says the door. That's after it
morphed fighting.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Together?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Why are you tearing us apart? Beautiful day? So then
we get an email and then it's posted throughout the building.
If you're going to be part of Chili Day, then
we need stuff. We need chips, we need crackers, we
need cheese, sour cream, all the accouterments of Chili dayowl onions,
(03:26):
all that stuff. And uh, I went, okay, I guess
I'm not taking part of Chili Day because I don't
feel like bringing that stuff. Yeah, no, I'm not going
to do it. And I don't know who's making the chili.
I like my chili, but I have been participating. If
this was a chili cook off. I'm in but just
chili day.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
To Emily's credit, the center of the email was green
Chili Anyone, and it was originally on But I think
she was being facetious. I don't think she meant like,
we're gonna actually make green chili chili.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Let me tell you something. Appreciate you owning up to
your huge mistake.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I didn't think I was wild.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I don't think you've ever I mean, I've done that.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
You know it wasn't couldn't like I.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Could literally I don't, And you know me. I don't
like to participate as is. But then when people I
don't know make something I won't ever happen.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I won't.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I just won't even I don't trust it.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Trust people that are it is insanee who I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
He's putting weed in it. You never know.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
We make agree.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't trust people like Sky. This would be funny
make four relapse.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Do you think anybody is eating straight from the later?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
How many people tasted it to taste.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
The start to dance with Big Rich Obviously, I didn't
even think his name is.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Big Rich pot and what this is for me?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He is Kevin. He is so Chili Day is going crazy.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Right now, crazy, popping off off.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
The thing that.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I don't understand is why is our queen soup maker
slash Chili.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I guess self titled killing yea?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Why are you not part of this? This is your bag, baby,
You're representing the show.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
The original emails were regarding chili got it.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I saw that chili doesn't really ring.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
It doesn't send me like little goose bumpies the excitement
that the word soup does.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I love my soups, so it doesn't. It doesn't give you, guys.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I think she has a complex because when you live
across the street from someone named Chili Dog Tim, how
can you ever claim?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
How about this? How about this?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
How do you not do an everyone email back to
our boss stonor Rene saying I'm gonna blow your fucking
balls off and then bring in Chili Dog Tim and
his chili.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Bring game over.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I mean, how do you not do that?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Game?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Not do that?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Why to everyone in the building and say I'm gonna
blow your fucking balls off?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
And that's all you say, And that's surprise. I don't
tell them what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Motherfucker comes in here and They're like, who is that guy?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
And we're just standing there with.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
So that didn't happen and Emily didn't get involved at all. Emily,
I make a green killing you don't You.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Don't you live across the street from the legend, the
Master the chili legend.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I understand. I understand that. I understand I do live
across the stream chilidam. I understand how much I love soups,
and some might consider chili a soup.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
But it didn't like just ring in my head.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
It wasn't like I got to be a part of
this now when it did turn into a more soup
thinging down on Wednesday instead of Monday, because there's no
way I was going to do it on Monday.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, it was a rough weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, I hate you were you mean you were?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
That was that was tore up, Emily.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Your pants were a soup.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You You looked miserable.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I was.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I was miserable.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Was that like a three day hangover?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
It was a two day Friday and Saturday. I partied and.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
We went days.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I mean I went to sleep.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Like all day. Love She actually like that's the best
part I went to sleep. I drank when I was awake,
but I did go to sleep at some point.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Okay, we celebrated.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
We celebrated, but you know, drinking on Sunday, But it
still didn't matter because I'm forty one and I'm not young.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You woke up, you.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Went to woke up Sunday hangover, and then woke up
Monday and still like felt.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Also on top of that, I got no fucking sleep
on Sunday night. So we.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Making soup, so I.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Wasn't making any super Monday. That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You're swap exactly, so I thought that that would be likely.
Finally I finally fit in here.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
At my heart, I like, this might not be as
good as my soup swap. I'm kind of a snobby
when it comes you're soup better than us to celebrate
my soups one day a year better than a soup
swap day.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
That's the soup day for me, soup swap. And yesterday
I was.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Very very do you only do it one day out
of the year. You can't do it. You can't do
it one super time.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I like eating Thanksgiving dinner one day a year because
I like to be special.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I like cormies and cabbage one day in the year.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
But you don't like soup one day.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Celebrate with my friends about soup on one day a year, and.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
That is that soup that this is. This is not
chilly day.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
To it's not my soup day. I'm sorry to say.
I'm sorry to say.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Wow, I'm gonna tells.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
You're going to tell on.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I would really well that you only celebrate soup day
one day. I guess I had no idea that that
was a Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:01):
Now I would like to taste some chili. But here's
the thing. What did not bring anything? Didn't plan on bringing,
yet you're supposed to.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Bring the k.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
I'm stunned Sky didn't bring anything. Crazy, This is right
up her alley.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah, she would be that asshole who brings the toppings
and then doesn't get any chili.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Why did you do that?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Doesn't your daughter love oyster crackers? Yeahen of those at
your house? Yeah, we do.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
That's a great point. That's a great point, you idiot. Okay,
that's not nice. But can I help myself to some chili?
Even though I did not bring?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I think it's allowed, but I definitely think if our
boss is manning the soup station, which I believe she
will be, she will frown upon you.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I'll start a rumor. Oh really, I'm going to go
around there.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
I didn't bring anything and she's eating everyone's soup?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Are right?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
If I's sky, I don't get that chick?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Am I right?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I do have those leftover saltines that are fake saltines.
That's when we did the Sultan for me.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
When I need in the morning, Oh yeah, right, I
guess I need a cracker to fill my stomach.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Save you a.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Sleeve, and I can bring a sleeping over to chili town.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
One sleep to chili town.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
You imagine somebody bring one of saltines.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Guy, spread the rumor with me.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Okay, I want chili, but it is holding me back.
I'm getting a massage today. Uh right after I leave
chili and the tummy, and then you're gonna fart.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Massage, You're gonna fart.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's gonna if she.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
If she farted doing a massage, she immediately scream out.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I swear my kids not