March 21, 2025 • 9 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we dive into some coffee drama that has been happening among us and in the office
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, So we have been talking about this a
little bit about four and kind of now Sky they're
like sort of in a coffee club now a little
bit like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It does annoy me though, when an eight am hits
eight am hits eight am hits. And sometimes she comes
back there with me and we have a nice conversation.
I feel like you enjoy it and yeah, and then
other times I'm sitting there waiting and she's just like,
fuck you bro.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Do you remember it was last week you started to
walk out and you go, hey, it am, Yeah, let's go,
and Scott wasn't even done with her coffee. Yeah, it
was like weird.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Just and then today same thing. I stood there, made
some bullshit conversation and then and then I said, all right,
I guess I'm gonna go make coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh you let her know, And then she just sat there.
Usually you go do that break because you want to
get away from Scott. This is weird.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I didn't for sure, like yesterday I needed the break,
but you really yeah, but today I a conversation would
have been nice. And the breakroom was there by myself.
I don't know, I was I used to see somebody
else in the breakroom every day eight but I have
seemed like two weeks some kind of working.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
They're still There is a whole coffee situation going on.
We've talked about it before. While it is now completely
blown up in Thor's face, we ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over yet completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
All right, forgive me. I don't know when things happen.
Do they happen in the regular show? Did that happen
in the podcast? I can tell, thank you. I don't
know when we talked about this. I think it was
the regular show. I can't. I don't know. But what
we talked about before was, you know, our whole coffee
situation has completely changed. Coffee club is dead. There's a
(01:52):
whole different thing going on. How we individually do coffee.
Thor changes his coffee situation all the time. He's all
he was a French press guy for a minute. Like
I don't know what happened there. Sky is like kind
of shady about her coffee situation. We didn't know about
this early morning coffee cup. Before anything begins, it's like
(02:14):
a four am cup. Yeah, it's like weird, I need
to report four am some shady, shady business business coffee.
Then all of a sudden, we have this situation where
Door is enjoying the coffee back in our kitchen net
and he goes back there, makes coffee before work, before
(02:38):
you start on the show. So it's like five am.
You go back there, you make a pot, and there's
been a big hubbub about this pot of coffee and
Sky did it one morning and did it wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It well, I did it. I just label it the
way you had been labeling it, which I didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Read because you used two bags, but you only put
one bag, so I thought it was only a one
bag cup of coffee. Remember now we talked.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You don't understand what that means is it's like their
industrial kind of coffee pots. They're big, they're big, and
so you have these little bags of coffee that are
made for each pot of coffee. But they're big, industrial
sized coffee pots.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
They're not like a So if you do just one cup,
one bag, it's gonna be very watered down.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The Door is very particular about the strength.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
A fucking boost in the morning. We know that should
be I won If I ever mar a coffee company,
that's the logo, you get a fucking boost.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't think that's super. So we found out that,
you know, because they're different flavors and stuff like that.
So there became a system where you kind of tag
whatever coffee pot is with whatever flavor you have. Well four,
he when he makes his two bagger, he puts two bags,
just so you know, but so you know this is
(03:57):
extra strong.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well because I don't want somebody with a heart condition
to think it's only one bag and killed somebody. So
not only am I that you're an angel, thank you?
Not only am I that big of a hero. Also,
I found out that my girl didn't like the coffee
I was making, so I fucking switched it up to
make the coffee that she liked.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You did.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, I went from one blend that you didn't like
to another blend that you.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Have, the flavored one I didn't like.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I switched it up for you. Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You're not a barista, but thank you. That's nice.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I didn't I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Any of them. The one time you did it, you
made a two bagger, but you only put one bag
on the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, people were back there grabbing their chest.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And I took umberge with that. We talked about that
before all this. So there's always some sort of.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Coffee and she was disguiseful.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I don't know. You seem to be the center of
a lot of these coffeema, you're just all you're very particular, Yeah,
very particular about a lot of things. And so this
is how it's been done. Then they go back and
then at eight o'clock they get their second cup and
that's when that whole shit show happens, you know, with them.
And then so that's kind of how it's been going
on for a while now. Yes, well I don't know
(05:07):
what the hell happened, but something big just went down
where there is now a note posted in the kitchenette
from the coffee maker. This is crazy. I didn't see
the Notesky, What does this say?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
The note basically says, like, heads up, there has been
a issue with the water dispensing of the coffee machine. Okay,
it has now been adjusted so you no longer need
to use two bags. One bag is perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
So the coffee distributor is probably recognized. Why are they
going through so much.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Coffee so fast, like double the amount of it should
cost them money.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yes, And they're going, oh, who's using two bags? You
know what, you got to fix it problem? They should
only be using one bag. And they posted that note
because they adjusted the water. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So, like I'm because the water the water once you
press brew, it's all automatic because nothing you don't you
don't put the water in it comes. So the person
that adjusted it, are they a plumber?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Now I don't know, Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'm I'm confused my business.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Maybe I know.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I was back there, I'm looking around at the coffee pot,
and I'm like, there's nowhere where you could like press
a button that says less water. So I don't. I'm
so I was. I'm so fucking confused. Well, I don't
mean there's a line. There's a water line to the
back of it. So there's no fucking ways. And I want,
(06:46):
I want why, why why? I want to tell this
person your coffee is not bad, but it's it's weaker.
I mean, I think anyone would say that. I think
anyone would know that. So I do too big because
these these coffee pots are giant.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Well that's one pot. That's the thing that doesn't make sense. Yes,
is you can't adjust the water level. It is what
it is.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Well, the pot's still filling up the same. It would
be one thing, Eddie. If the pot was like overflowing,
then we got too much water. Or if now today
the pot is half filled, Okay, we now have less water, but.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's the same amount. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
The is a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
So clearly someone's telling me directly to go fuck myself.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Without I mean, that's doubt.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Someone's telling me directly to go fund yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, we're here. Well, guess what what I went back there?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I opened the drawer, cut it open, one bag. Okay,
you're good, cut it open because I need a fucking boost.
And if you're gonna supply the coffee, I'm gonna use it.
Who are you to tell me what I can and
cannot drink? Don't supply the coffee anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
When I saw that note, more is this ship. When
I saw that note at four am this morning, I
was in the little room by myself, and I let
out an L O L an audible laugh because in
my head, I go, this is fucking for thorn.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh yeah, frustrating.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You know what's frustrating. We don't have a cafeteria in
this building. We don't get food in this building.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Ship.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The only thing they give us in this building is
freak coffee. That's it. And now you're telling me, hey,
you can only use this much. Well, here's two fingers
for you.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't think. Here's two fingers for you. Here's two
fingers for attacking the building. It's not the building. This again,
I don't think. I don't think Sherry at the front
desk note, I think whoever, sweetheart, whoever is distributing the coffee.
You're saying, like, why are we going through too much coffee?
And then they look over and go, oh, there's the evidence.
(08:51):
Whoever is labeling the coffee pot with the two bags,
he's the guilty party. Yep, that's what's going on.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well, you know what I'm gonna keep doing. I bring
my own coffee and the more. I have an espresso
machine now, and it's a big job and uh boost,
it's a big fucking boost. It's a big fucking boot.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
By first cup though, that's my first cup.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
By seven fifteen. Guess who's dragging ass? Oh this guy.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
An hour, I get that boost.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I get that boost, and then by seven fifteen, I'm crashing, dude.
So I go back there. I haven't thought about doing that,
like seven forty five today instead of eight, but nobody
needs that. So I went back there, and I saw
that sign, and I said, fuck you, fuck you. I
think you're full as shit and you're trying to be cheap.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Did you even try it?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
No,
All right, So we have been talking about this a
little bit about four and kind of now Sky they're
like sort of in a coffee club now a little
bit like a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It does annoy me though, when an eight am hits
eight am hits eight am hits. And sometimes she comes
back there with me and we have a nice conversation.
I feel like you enjoy it and yeah, and then
other times I'm sitting there waiting and she's just like,
fuck you bro.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Do you remember it was last week you started to
walk out and you go, hey, it am, Yeah, let's go,
and Scott wasn't even done with her coffee. Yeah, it
was like weird.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Just and then today same thing. I stood there, made
some bullshit conversation and then and then I said, all right,
I guess I'm gonna go make coffee.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh you let her know, And then she just sat there.
Usually you go do that break because you want to
get away from Scott. This is weird.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I didn't for sure, like yesterday I needed the break,
but you really yeah, but today I a conversation would
have been nice. And the breakroom was there by myself.
I don't know, I was I used to see somebody
else in the breakroom every day eight but I have
seemed like two weeks some kind of working.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
They're still There is a whole coffee situation going on.
We've talked about it before. While it is now completely
blown up in Thor's face, we ain't done yet. It's
time for the one podcast over yet completely uncensored and
unacting filtered except for that part.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
The show's after show starts now.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
All right, forgive me. I don't know when things happen.
Do they happen in the regular show? Did that happen
in the podcast? I can tell, thank you. I don't
know when we talked about this. I think it was
the regular show. I can't. I don't know. But what
we talked about before was, you know, our whole coffee
situation has completely changed. Coffee club is dead. There's a
(01:52):
whole different thing going on. How we individually do coffee.
Thor changes his coffee situation all the time. He's all
he was a French press guy for a minute. Like
I don't know what happened there. Sky is like kind
of shady about her coffee situation. We didn't know about
this early morning coffee cup. Before anything begins, it's like
(02:14):
a four am cup. Yeah, it's like weird, I need
to report four am some shady, shady business business coffee.
Then all of a sudden, we have this situation where
Door is enjoying the coffee back in our kitchen net
and he goes back there, makes coffee before work, before
(02:38):
you start on the show. So it's like five am.
You go back there, you make a pot, and there's
been a big hubbub about this pot of coffee and
Sky did it one morning and did it wrong?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It well, I did it. I just label it the
way you had been labeling it, which I didn't.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Read because you used two bags, but you only put
one bag, so I thought it was only a one
bag cup of coffee. Remember now we talked.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You don't understand what that means is it's like their
industrial kind of coffee pots. They're big, they're big, and
so you have these little bags of coffee that are
made for each pot of coffee. But they're big, industrial
sized coffee pots.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
They're not like a So if you do just one cup,
one bag, it's gonna be very watered down.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The Door is very particular about the strength.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
A fucking boost in the morning. We know that should
be I won If I ever mar a coffee company,
that's the logo, you get a fucking boost.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I don't think that's super. So we found out that,
you know, because they're different flavors and stuff like that.
So there became a system where you kind of tag
whatever coffee pot is with whatever flavor you have. Well four,
he when he makes his two bagger, he puts two bags,
just so you know, but so you know this is
(03:57):
extra strong.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well because I don't want somebody with a heart condition
to think it's only one bag and killed somebody. So
not only am I that you're an angel, thank you?
Not only am I that big of a hero. Also,
I found out that my girl didn't like the coffee
I was making, so I fucking switched it up to
make the coffee that she liked.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You did.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, I went from one blend that you didn't like
to another blend that you.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Have, the flavored one I didn't like.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I switched it up for you. Oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You're not a barista, but thank you. That's nice.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I didn't I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Any of them. The one time you did it, you
made a two bagger, but you only put one bag
on the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, people were back there grabbing their chest.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
And I took umberge with that. We talked about that
before all this. So there's always some sort of.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Coffee and she was disguiseful.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I don't know. You seem to be the center of
a lot of these coffeema, you're just all you're very particular, Yeah,
very particular about a lot of things. And so this
is how it's been done. Then they go back and
then at eight o'clock they get their second cup and
that's when that whole shit show happens, you know, with them.
And then so that's kind of how it's been going
on for a while now. Yes, well I don't know
(05:07):
what the hell happened, but something big just went down
where there is now a note posted in the kitchenette
from the coffee maker. This is crazy. I didn't see
the Notesky, What does this say?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
The note basically says, like, heads up, there has been
a issue with the water dispensing of the coffee machine. Okay,
it has now been adjusted so you no longer need
to use two bags. One bag is perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
So the coffee distributor is probably recognized. Why are they
going through so much.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Coffee so fast, like double the amount of it should
cost them money.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yes, And they're going, oh, who's using two bags? You
know what, you got to fix it problem? They should
only be using one bag. And they posted that note
because they adjusted the water. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So, like I'm because the water the water once you
press brew, it's all automatic because nothing you don't you
don't put the water in it comes. So the person
that adjusted it, are they a plumber?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Now I don't know, Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'm I'm confused my business.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Maybe I know.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I was back there, I'm looking around at the coffee pot,
and I'm like, there's nowhere where you could like press
a button that says less water. So I don't. I'm
so I was. I'm so fucking confused. Well, I don't
mean there's a line. There's a water line to the
back of it. So there's no fucking ways. And I want,
(06:46):
I want why, why why? I want to tell this
person your coffee is not bad, but it's it's weaker.
I mean, I think anyone would say that. I think
anyone would know that. So I do too big because
these these coffee pots are giant.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Well that's one pot. That's the thing that doesn't make sense. Yes,
is you can't adjust the water level. It is what
it is.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Well, the pot's still filling up the same. It would
be one thing, Eddie. If the pot was like overflowing,
then we got too much water. Or if now today
the pot is half filled, Okay, we now have less water, but.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's the same amount. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
The is a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
So clearly someone's telling me directly to go fuck myself.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Without I mean, that's doubt.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Someone's telling me directly to go fund yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, we're here. Well, guess what what I went back there?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I opened the drawer, cut it open, one bag. Okay,
you're good, cut it open because I need a fucking boost.
And if you're gonna supply the coffee, I'm gonna use it.
Who are you to tell me what I can and
cannot drink? Don't supply the coffee anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
When I saw that note, more is this ship. When
I saw that note at four am this morning, I
was in the little room by myself, and I let
out an L O L an audible laugh because in
my head, I go, this is fucking for thorn.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh yeah, frustrating.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
You know what's frustrating. We don't have a cafeteria in
this building. We don't get food in this building.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Ship.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
The only thing they give us in this building is
freak coffee. That's it. And now you're telling me, hey,
you can only use this much. Well, here's two fingers
for you.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't think. Here's two fingers for you. Here's two
fingers for attacking the building. It's not the building. This again,
I don't think. I don't think Sherry at the front
desk note, I think whoever, sweetheart, whoever is distributing the coffee.
You're saying, like, why are we going through too much coffee?
And then they look over and go, oh, there's the evidence.
(08:51):
Whoever is labeling the coffee pot with the two bags,
he's the guilty party. Yep, that's what's going on.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well, you know what I'm gonna keep doing. I bring
my own coffee and the more. I have an espresso
machine now, and it's a big job and uh boost,
it's a big fucking boost. It's a big fucking boot.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
By first cup though, that's my first cup.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
By seven fifteen. Guess who's dragging ass? Oh this guy.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
An hour, I get that boost.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I get that boost, and then by seven fifteen, I'm crashing, dude.
So I go back there. I haven't thought about doing that,
like seven forty five today instead of eight, but nobody
needs that. So I went back there, and I saw
that sign, and I said, fuck you, fuck you. I
think you're full as shit and you're trying to be cheap.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Did you even try it?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
No,
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