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March 24, 2025 • 11 mins
On today's P1 Podcast, we break down the fact that Sky has hired Jaime our assistant producer to watch her house and take care of her dogs while she is away in Oregon
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this is interesting. The Sky has an upcoming trip
to Oregon. Don't get it.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes, she's buying the state now, No, it's exciting, don puffed, dude, dude, Yes,
she's going up to go see your house.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Ye is that the deal?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yes, yes, we actually bought a house and we're closing
in a week and we gotta go get the keys
and get it all set up to rent it out.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh, I'm sure it's going to beautiful up there this
time year.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I keep checking the weather. It's going to be moist. Yeah,
just a few maybe just a touch of sprinkles.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Hopefully it's not hard to rent. Okay, can you not
imagine in like September she's like, still can't find her rent.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, that's not the only thing that's going to be moist.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Excuse we ain't done yet. It's time podcast over a
year to come completely uncensored and unacting filtered except for
that part. The show's after show starts.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Now, well, Sky has made a very interesting decision. Sky
always believes that whoever is in the position of our
phone screener is basically her help. That is a fact. No,
what I can go.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Back years, what I do believe may.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I finished finished. I am. I am gonna say what's accurate,
but that's not accurate. One hundred percent is accurate. You
ask them to do things for you, you pay them.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
That's that's the point. I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Did I say anything different?

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Now you didn't?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Well, no, But but why are you being offended? Because
you're acting like I think they're my assistants, like they're
here to to serve me.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
And never said that, never said no, I think that.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
However you said it, that's how I interpreted it. And
my thought is if I'm gonna pay somebody for something,
and I know that the people working that position is worthless, right,
don't make a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
And a lot of the time Hispanic and are people
I try this guys, you.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Know, guy do a lot of If I'm gonna pay
for something, I'm going to offer it to them first.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Got that right. There is not the front of home depot,
screener booth.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
She never never had scravy. Girls felt is gonna do
anything because he was a white guy.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Bet you she did want Did she ever ask you
to do stuff?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Remember she asked me to paint one time and she
painted over it.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
That guy, he cannot cut a corner to save cannot
It was just painting Boston rab all of them.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
They were all garbage to you.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Making a lot of.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Money, these little peons that are over here in the
phone screener booth. Come do my bidding for you. Give
me a couple of shells, a couple of that's what happens.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Okay, But I didn't say, come do my bidding.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Here are some shekels come out of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Hey, if you'd like to, this is good money. Okay.
So I'm a helper, I'm a speedy pie, I'm a
nice person.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Or you're taking advantage, four kids taking advantage. Sorry, Jamie,
you're the next victim.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
The next victim, a victim or lucky or a lucky.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Lucky Why why would that be lucky?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
You get to move my ship for me, she said,
Dario do a lot right moves.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
He's Hispanic.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Okay, Well, no, it's just because I was moving at
the time and he offered to help. And one of
them he did not offer to help after I asked
him that he was.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
So.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yes, Sky is basically a slave driver. We know this.
You pay a good way, Okay. Giving him a lottery
ticket is nothing he doesn't win. Give him that's nothing.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Okay, I didn't get anything from that scratch.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
There was no lottery tickets.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh, yes, this is what she does. So Sky is
going to Oregon and she's gonna be gone for a
few days. So what does she do? Oh there's a
Hispanic boy. Let me ask him.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I didn't say.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
There, there he is.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
I didn't say that there he is. Come come here though,
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
So Sky has roped in poor Jamie, Jamie, excuse me
to be her house slash eighty slash dog sit for
the weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
More like hooked up Jamie. That he gets to say
in a brand new eighty U.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
He's not going to give him access to the don't.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
That ship's going to be locked?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Crazy?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
So beautiful? Wait EIGHTYU full, kitchen, full, laundry full.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
What do you need him for? What do you mean
what do you need him there for?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well? The dogs? So he's going to be there to
be dogs.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Where are the dogs staying in the.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
ADU with him?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
He's not allowed in the house at all?

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Such as dogs.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
That's so dogs spend most of their time.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I know, but you are I get that, but you
have to admit that's that's a little off.

Speaker 7 (05:22):
Say, can you house it, but you're not allowed in
the house.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
That's a little You can house it, but you've completely
locked the house in the house, you have to you
have to admit. That's a little like. That's if if
i'm if I'm house sitting for somebody and.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
They say, hey, he's not house sitting, he's watching the dogs.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
But okay, but you're not allowed anywhere inside the house.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's so odd.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Why does any allowed? What's your fear?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Like, Well, there's no fear. It's just there's a got,
there's a huge yard, there's a swimming pool, there's a spa.
I don't know why he would need to for sure.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
But why But why lock the house?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Though?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
Why if he's going to.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Be because we're out of town, why does he need
to go in it? Why shouldn't I lock it?

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Okay, so we get locking the front door.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
You don want me in the front But why don't
just in case, just in case something God forbids something happened.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
There's a chance box I can if something happens, I can.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
You realize all three of us are like, that's why,
But you don't think that's why.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Hello, he's Hispanic. He's not.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Okay, that's so wild. I didn't even consider it, Like, honestly,
we have this beautiful a du and I thought it's
a beautiful Well it is. I mean, my mom stayed
in there. Nobody I know that point.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
This isn't against anything against the AD. I think the
AD is great.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
But if you're having somebody stay at your place and
watch your dogs, if I had an a d I'd
be like, yeah, you could sleep in the a du,
but check on the house every once in a while,
and you know whatever. I don't care showers, shower, Yeah,
but you could. But you grab any food, any food out.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Of the fridge you wanted, the mate in the house
grab it whatever.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
No, he's got a big old fridge in there. He
doesn't know. Well, we'll take all the left.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Plenty of beans and.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Stereotypically in there.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm not doing that for the weekend.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I thought it was a lovely offer. Okay, what is
that I was looking at like a little lovely luxury
vacation for the gentleman.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
I'm not doubt this down playing the a d U.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I'm just saying it's weird that you're completely locking the
house with him staying there.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
See I I disagree. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
If somebody is going in and out, I'm going to
be concerned that it's not getting locked. But if we
just if he has no need to be in there,
and we lock it before we leave, then we're good. Listen,
didn't even consider it.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
This isn't even the controversial part, guys. The controversy lies in.
Jamie has requested, may I bring my girlfriend?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
WHOA yes? I told him, you know, you'll have the
east guy.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Goes, what nationality?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
That makes a difference to the whole kitchen? And then
I said, there's something you can use the swimming pool
and the spot and.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Then as soon as but do not go, but do
not go anywhere near the main house.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
If I see you touch the floor of the main house.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
What do you guys you like to do?

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Tag?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Please don't do that.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Tag the house and you I would not give you
the key to open the fence.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
You have to jump the fence. You're used to you're used.

Speaker 7 (08:33):
To that, okay, chistic whatever?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
What are you? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
He will get a key to the fence.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
You're giving the key and you will lead the key
to it.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
You will have the key to that.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Actually you really no doubt it?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Really did you listen?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
So you said that you're okay with that.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Well, I thought that's nice. They can have some date nights.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh, they're gonna have more than date.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
The spot.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
That a du Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
What if he's going to the bathroom and she needs
to go to the bathroom but they can't but the
house is locked in one bathroom.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Emily lived in a house with one bathroom up until recently.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Theide you did have someone ship in your yard.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
That has happened and there's a spot there's yeah, yeah,
you can go. So I'm not I'm not worried about it.
I thought it was a nice offer.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
You don't think there's gonna be Jamie juice all over
the place?

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Oh ship, of course there will be.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Don't say that like that thing. No, don't say that
Jamie is a young man.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Have you young?

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Have you had sex in the ADU s.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Guy, don't answer that question.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
No, no, No one has had sex in the ID.
Oh yeah, your mom and your gun. Let's go. And
she spent the night by yourself.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
We know of you might call a gentleman, call.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Her I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
My mom called a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
We don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Okay, bottom, So Jamie staying you're okay with it? Yes,
I am okay with it. I kind of.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Because if she was really okay with it, she un
the front of okay.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
I mean, Jamie, have you ever thought about the surveillance
that will be on you? Because Sky's got cameras everywhere.
I know she looks at that thing all the time.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
I made sure to get an extra long bathing suit.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, don't don't think you're gonna get a nice little
skinny dip in because no big brothers.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
I'm already scared to go in that pool.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I forgot about that. That's where she takes dumps.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I don't take dumps in the showers.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
That's true.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Sky has surveillance cameras in the ad.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
I don't definitely mean that definitely on the outside. And
don't think she's not going to check in. She's gonna
check in, no, NonStop.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
We will demand a lot of pictures of the dogs.
I'm just gonna yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
So fucking crazy that they're not allowed in that.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Like update us having fun or like proof of life,
of life I mean, what do you think he's gonna
kill life.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I believe you have people. Okay, yes, I've heard this.
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