May 16, 2025 • 4 mins
Josh Michael helps the guys out with tips and tricks that will improve their dating life! It's time for another episode of "MALE IMPROVEMENT WITH JOSH MICHAEL!"
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, guys, it's time for another round of mail
improvement here. All right, listen up, we'll see what Ariel
thinks about this advice that's about to be given. It
is not my advice. It is the advice of a
professional dating coach named Blaine Anderson. Blaine's a female, by
(00:20):
the way. Okay, I know a Blaine that's a guy,
and I know a Blaine that's a girl. This is
a girl. Okay, dating by Blaine is the service.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, never answer these common questions women ask.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Just never, just straight out don't answer.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That they give you an answer to give. Oh, so,
here's how it goes. Question number one, Do I look
set in this? Okay, here's this scenario? Blaine says. The
(00:57):
key here is to keep it very brief with zero hesitation.
So pretty much, guys, you have to be on and
ready for this question for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, Okay. You know, when you're driving maybe faster than
you usually should, and you're extra hyper focus because you
know you're weaving in and out of traffic and you're
like your head's on a swivel. That's the way you
need to be for the rest of your life for
this question.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Life saving reactions.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
According to Blaine, got it. Yes, your move here should
be you look, then very quickly you say, now you
look great, and then you move on. Very breezy answer. Okay,
you don't want to go into any detail, is what Blaine,
the romantic relationship coach says.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, Blaine, it's a woman again, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Question number two, do you think she's prettier than I am?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I hate that question, ladies, Let's not ask that question.
That's toxic.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's a move here, much like the first question, where
you always have to be on the straightforward answer should
always be that would be impossible. But there's another aspect,
Blaine says.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
To this, I like the answer.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Don't even look. Don't even look if your woman's looking
to the left, you stay straight focused on her and
say that would be impossible, as in, I don't even
need to look because I already know it's impossible.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Sounds like something out of a romance novel.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So now, guys, just the reecap absolutely beautiful. You must
live your entire life ready for the first question at
any moment with no hesitation, and you can never new
move your neck again in public. Finally number three, Oh man,
notice anything different about me?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, Josh.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Here's the so that Blaine says you should always give.
And I love how she says always give, because at
some point you're gonna find someone in your wi for
a long time. After a few years, they're gonna catch
on to these answers, don't you think so?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh yeah, absolutely, they know you in and out.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Here's the answer. You mean, aside from how you always
look amazing. Oh now, here's why Blaine says to use
that answer. Here's one of the few occasions where your
neck can move. Okay, you can look around, you can
(03:33):
be aware of your surroundings once again, because you're using
this answer, you mean, aside from how you always look
amazing to buy yourself time to do a quick one
up side to side, up and down to try to
figure out what the heck she's talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh my goodness, you don't.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Want to go real fast. Is it a new haircut?
Is a new outfit? Is there a subtle change that
she's fishing for that you have not noticed yet? You
have that split second while you say you mean, aside
from how you always look amazing, that's your time, guy,
that's your time.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So silly.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's a game of seconds, milliseconds. And again, if you'll
be in the doghouse or not, much like Number one
and number two, you've got to always be ready for it.
It's like a war out there.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Man, Oh please, it's like a war.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You're constantly on oh please, You're on your it's def
Con one at all times, ready alerts. The safety is off.
At all times.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Safety is off.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And that was another round of male improvement with Josh,
Michael and Blaine
All right, guys, it's time for another round of mail
improvement here. All right, listen up, we'll see what Ariel
thinks about this advice that's about to be given. It
is not my advice. It is the advice of a
professional dating coach named Blaine Anderson. Blaine's a female, by
(00:20):
the way. Okay, I know a Blaine that's a guy,
and I know a Blaine that's a girl. This is
a girl. Okay, dating by Blaine is the service.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Love it?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, never answer these common questions women ask.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Just never, just straight out don't answer.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That they give you an answer to give. Oh, so,
here's how it goes. Question number one, Do I look
set in this? Okay, here's this scenario? Blaine says. The
(00:57):
key here is to keep it very brief with zero hesitation.
So pretty much, guys, you have to be on and
ready for this question for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, Okay. You know, when you're driving maybe faster than
you usually should, and you're extra hyper focus because you
know you're weaving in and out of traffic and you're
like your head's on a swivel. That's the way you
need to be for the rest of your life for
this question.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Life saving reactions.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
According to Blaine, got it. Yes, your move here should
be you look, then very quickly you say, now you
look great, and then you move on. Very breezy answer. Okay,
you don't want to go into any detail, is what Blaine,
the romantic relationship coach says.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, Blaine, it's a woman again, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Question number two, do you think she's prettier than I am?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I hate that question, ladies, Let's not ask that question.
That's toxic.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's a move here, much like the first question, where
you always have to be on the straightforward answer should
always be that would be impossible. But there's another aspect,
Blaine says.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
To this, I like the answer.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Don't even look. Don't even look if your woman's looking
to the left, you stay straight focused on her and
say that would be impossible, as in, I don't even
need to look because I already know it's impossible.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Sounds like something out of a romance novel.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So now, guys, just the reecap absolutely beautiful. You must
live your entire life ready for the first question at
any moment with no hesitation, and you can never new
move your neck again in public. Finally number three, Oh man,
notice anything different about me?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, Josh.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Here's the so that Blaine says you should always give.
And I love how she says always give, because at
some point you're gonna find someone in your wi for
a long time. After a few years, they're gonna catch
on to these answers, don't you think so?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh yeah, absolutely, they know you in and out.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Here's the answer. You mean, aside from how you always
look amazing. Oh now, here's why Blaine says to use
that answer. Here's one of the few occasions where your
neck can move. Okay, you can look around, you can
(03:33):
be aware of your surroundings once again, because you're using
this answer, you mean, aside from how you always look
amazing to buy yourself time to do a quick one
up side to side, up and down to try to
figure out what the heck she's talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Oh my goodness, you don't.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Want to go real fast. Is it a new haircut?
Is a new outfit? Is there a subtle change that
she's fishing for that you have not noticed yet? You
have that split second while you say you mean, aside
from how you always look amazing, that's your time, guy,
that's your time.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
So silly.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's a game of seconds, milliseconds. And again, if you'll
be in the doghouse or not, much like Number one
and number two, you've got to always be ready for it.
It's like a war out there.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Man, Oh please, it's like a war.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You're constantly on oh please, You're on your it's def
Con one at all times, ready alerts. The safety is off.
At all times.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Safety is off.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And that was another round of male improvement with Josh,
Michael and Blaine
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