Give Me A High Five

In this episode Lunchbox talks about parents acting like idiots at the local little league field and the email that got sent out to all the coaches. Plus the BabyBox Boys have started doing something to people when they see them walking down the street and they think it's the funniest thing in history. We also look back at the first round of the draft and all the surprises we didn't see coming. Batters Box has his two BOLD PREDICTIONS of the year! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh yeah, hey man, I'm gonna tell you what. Yeah, no, no, listen,
we'll talk drafting a little bit, but we got to
get to something on a more serious issue. There are
problems at the Little League.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I can't believe Shador.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I can't believe jinj Jenta Jin Deshonte, Ashante Gente, how
do you say his name?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Cam Ward?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Wow? I can't believe Malik Jefferson, Abdul Kareem Abdul. I
cannot believe the Bears from Lieuville. I mean the Bears
drafting him. That's just huge, man, huge. I mean, that
is the pick I wanted. Is that the guy the

(00:46):
Titans needed? I think so. I mean I don't know
if that's gonna make them that good this year, but
down the road, I think it's really huge for their organization.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
And we have another pick one two or three of
the second round.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah, and then you'll have one in the third round,
and then you'll have one in the fourth round.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
We've fin a load up.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I mean, most teams have picks in multiple rounds.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
And why did it take this long for them to
do different cities? We did every year in New York
for twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And finally got creative. It was pretty dope in Nashville.
It was dope in Nashville. I didn't go, though, I
didn't go. Did you go. We went down there during
the day. It was awesome, but not at night.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
I think we hit it before even people got there.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, you hit it before anybody was even on the
street before. I mean they were still setting up barricades
when you were down there.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
We walked into VIP, got free chips, pops, maybe a beer.
Nobody was there to even stop us from doing it.
That's what I'm talking about. That's how lax it was.
I was five feet away from mel kiper Or. It
was probably Todd McShay because NFL Live was right there
on stage and we were right They let us behind
and so I was standing right there, not close enough
for a picture, but they could whatever I said. They

(01:55):
could hear.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
That's pretty funny. And I didn't go with you guys,
because I was like, this is gonna be so stupid.
You're not gonna have access to anything. They're gonna have
it so blocked off. And then you came back and
you had access to everything because there was nobody there.
Because they didn't expect anybody to be there at nine am.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Bartenders were there icing those beers real quick.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, and then when you get down there, when it's
all those people, how do you go pee?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's the problem because they didn't have outhouses.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Nothing, they didn't have portables, not portables, porta potties.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
And those bars, I don't know if they're designed for
that many people.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
And if you're at bar, if they're just coming in
to use the bathroom, no, sorry, man, gotta buy a drink,
That's what I would say. But how do you enforce that?
There's too many I.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Don't know, ray with the hoboes, not not even hoboes.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm just saying, like, when the draft is there, you
know they're just coming into p and then they're going
right back out. So what's the benefit of letting them
in your bar?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Manager at McDonald's, are you enforcing the bathroom rule? No? Well, no, no,
here's the same you're telling me one hundred times a
day that manager is going and cleaning the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Okay, maybe that's what I was about saying. The more
I think about it, they some of these people do
enforce that bathroom rule, and I'm like, what do you care?
But then now that you say it, they're the ones
that have to clean the bathroom, so they probably care
because they don't want that many people going in and
out of their bathroom.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
That and maybe they're doing stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, because like some of the McDonald's, you have to
have a code. You have to go and get the
code from the front. Ray.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
You ever seen Pursuit of Happiness.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I've seen that. Man, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
They sleep in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's a good movie coming in.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Wait a second, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on to go to the bathroom. Him and his kid
are sleeping on the floor. Man, come on, I gotta go.
Hold on a second, son, let's go get up, Get up.
That's sad.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
That's a sad movie, dude, But it's really good.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Makes you want to get a job.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It tells you the American dream is real. Man.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Ray, I always think about that could be me and
my kids.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, I don't think it could be me and my kids.
Hopefully it will never be me and my kids. I
hopefully am never going to be sleeping in a bathroom stall.
Hopefully I do not like where I'm at now. Hopefully
I don't go down somewhere where we get all the
way down to that. That's tough.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
So you don't think you'll ever slip and fall get
knocked out in a bathroom and you will be sleeping
on it in a bathroom stall. Literally, I hope not.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I hope I'm not fighting in the bathroom ever where
I get knocked out. I mean, I may pass out
because I'm vomiting in a bathroom and then I wake
up on a bathroom floor because I've done that. So
does that technically mean I've slept in a bathroom?

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yes, because I remember it distinctly. One of my friends
in college. You got so hammered in the bathroom and
there's just all over the place, and he's just sitting
there naked in the bathroom in a college dorm. Only
happens when you're in college. Now that you're in adulthood,
you know, I'm past those wild times. I can pretty

(04:51):
much assume I'm not going to wake up in a
bathroom stall. My friend literally himself and woke up in
a bathroom stall to happiness style.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Wow. I mean my wife, like six months ago, she
woke up in the bathroom stall of our house.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
You wake up sometimes in your bathroom.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
She had to well that's what I'm saying when I vomit.
But she was enjoying herself the night before and we
got home and then she's like, I gotta lay I
gotta go in the bathroom. And she slept on the
tile floor because she couldn't handle it.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's the cool of the floor, just like the other
side of the pillow. R Is that?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
What it is like?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Is that? And you know you're right next to some
place that you could if you needed to. And it's also, yeah,
it's a weird thing where it might be the coolest
place in your house with the tile.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
And I tried to be nice and like check on her,
you know what I mean. But I mean I checked
on her once and then I was like, all right,
I passed out.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
And you feel gross, So why not just lay on
a gross floor?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Might as well.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You don't really want to be in your bed when
you're all like that.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, I don't know. We should start the show though.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Wait, I thought we did.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
We didn't do the intro.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
We're gonna do it livee Arnold later on is gonna
call in from Coachella.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I thought he was gonna leave Coachella to go to
the day to the draft, but I guess he didn't
make it.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
He went to Coachella as his flights overlapped. So he's
in Coachell after it already ended, and he's gonna go
to the draft then after it ends on Monday.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Got it.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
He'll be in Green Bay on Monday after it's.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Over, Okay, So he's just gonna see the aftermath of
what it is. I wonder if Ashley White did anything
with the draft since her house is on the same
street as lambeau Field.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Lambo's interesting. You park on people's yards for one hundred
and fifty dollars, but you're right next to the stadium.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
That's what you do at Giodis Park for Nashville c
but you only pay twenty.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Lambo's a little bit different because it's Lambo Field, the
frozen Tundra.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I don't even know if Ashley White still listens. She
may not even listen anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
A lot of people have fallen off, but we've gained some.
The ones that we lose, we gain twelve.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
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Speaker 1 (07:10):
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one two
three sore losers?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Genius, y'all. It's his and I'm from the North. I'm
in Alpha Male. I live on the North side of
Nashville with Baser. At one point we were downtown, then
the West side, now north and it's awesome, the country.
Two point two acres, two point two kids at Vanderbilt Clinic.
Justin checks on him every day. He's ahead of electrophysiology there.
And then also, I'm gonna die of a heart attack
when I'm seventy two and a half.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Over to you, man, bad bad things going on to
the Little league. Man told you the Padres are the
best team in the league, but some people are not
happy about it.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
They're the best team in Major League Baseball.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I know it's kind of ironic. If you asked me,
there was the writing was on the wall when we
got the Padres uniforms and they started out so hot.
I should have known that this team was going to
be a team to reckon with. But here is the
email we got. Dear coaches. I hope you enjoyed the
holiday weekend. I did not. My time was spent on

(08:20):
the phone with parents, agree and aggravated by reports of
obnoxious coaching behavior. Now, if I hadn't introduced myself to
all you prior to the season explaining how little patience
we have for this type of foolishness and how we
do not tolerate it here at the Little League, my
tone would be different. But we've had multiple reports throughout

(08:43):
the season and a flood of email complaints this week
about horrid acts by some of our coaches on the field.
It's embarrassing and unacceptable.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Jeez, somebody playing in the pool.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Many of you are good and patient coaches who set
a good example with your players and the umpires, but
others have lost sight of the appropriate ways to behave
and interact. I've been surprised and disappointed by how little
agency is taken by the coaches I've confronted, who've those
who have argued with umpires, berated their players, or used

(09:16):
inappropriate language for all to hear. So, despite stressing the
code of contact more than ever before this season, there's
a chance we haven't made our point. Below you'll find
the outlined umpire umpire's writing about what is acceptable and
what is not what we expect of you as a
coach here at the Little League. This should make perfect

(09:39):
sense and our expectations perfectly clear for everybody to understand.
Two more things, Oh my gosh, we have installed a
camera above home plate, so we have you on video
now on how you're acting. Think about it. You're in
front of children, and you don't need to act this way.
If you have a problem with my tone or a

(10:00):
problem at all, here's my phone number. Call me. We'll
talk about it. I'm waiting you can say it.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Wow, geez, I hope I bleeped all those the camera
buff home plate A little bit wasteful. You're gonna review
all the game tape?

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I agree, little bit wasteful.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I will Is that just a thread or is somebody
gonna go Oh, I guess if there's a complaint, Oh.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Then they go to the tape. Okay, that might be it.
I thought, I thought they maybe they're gonna live stream
every game at his house. Going out there's someone yelling
at the umpire. But I mean, this dude said, you
got a problem, call me. I'm not scared, like he
gave his phone number, Like I'm waiting.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
And how also are you going to get the audio?
That's what I'm my concern. Is it really gonna be
useful and resourceful when you're trying to see if somebody
is at fault, if someone did overstep their bounds, if
someone did use if you will up word, you.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Know, that's a great point.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
I know f R s's, d's and h's are fine.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I'm just alarmed by how angry he is. Obviously he
has said, hey, we need to treat the umpires with respect,
everything like that. Obviously something bad went down over the
Easter weekend.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I heard a rumor that somebody called the ump up
Oh so honestly, though, at that level, how do you
even need a nump? I thought they still get too
good on bays.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Dude, I don't know why I listen.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't know why people take things so seriously, Like
I don't understand why it gets so heated at such
a young age. But that is bananas. People are nuts.
It's like when we did three year old soccer and
one of the parents can played about the field condition.
It made no sense. It's like they're three years old.
It doesn't matter. I hope these people understand this little

(11:56):
league game doesn't matter. And the head coach of the
padresy forward me to this email and goes sounds like
things went well this weekend.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
And also, I mean at my church there might be
ten to fifteen cops on staff on a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Seriously.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, so I was wondering maybe kids games nowadays, maybe
there's a roamer ool, you know, that's maybe gonna get
people to tighten up their lips a little bit. If
you got a cop walking back and forth. Also, could
be understaff, could be tad busy on Broadway. Maybe they
can't get over there, you know, to the Castle Cove. No.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I saw one walking through our parking garage when I
can't here.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, you don't think I got broke into do you know?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
But he was just shining a flashlight on every single
car and making sure nothing funny.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Don't scare me like that man.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
He was walking the entire parking garage, shining the light,
shining the light, shine the.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Light, shine the light driving that thing.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I'm like, this dude started at the top of four
to six where the parking is, and walks all the
way down and all the way up and all the
way that's all he does all night.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Well, there's a guy at one am when I roll in.
I don't know if he's but every time I come in,
lights looks up like he's never seen me before. I
see him twice a week, same vehicle. It's me. How's
it going, man, buddy, I don't need a light to
the pupil at one am. It's me get ready for

(13:33):
me because guess what, I'll be here the same time tomorrow.
And he's not in the building. He's in the garage.
It's one of the front desk guys. They must send
him like, Hey, you're not doing enough the front desk.
Maybe bake the rounds every couple hours.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Got to be him. Hey, and the guy saw badge
on his hip sh so I think he's off duty.
But if you're off duty and you're working security, I
guess you still wear the badge. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
See, that's my question. Too. Some of these cops at
my church, they're wearing wind pants and uh oh, so
they're off duty, but they got the cop car.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
That's how they make the real money is the off
duty security thing. That's where they get paid bank.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
But that's my question. Are they getting paid to do that?
You think, well, then why are they not fully dressed
or is it volunteer because it's at church.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
No, no, no, they're getting paid by the church. So it's
like they're a private security. They can't dress in their uniform.
They're not being whatever's PD, spring fold PD. They're not them.
They are off duty, so they are private security.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Let me bring this to your littlely. Am I a
parent there? No? Am I a friend of a parent there? Yes?
Why why don't you guys just have a parent volunteer
that's a police officer to make the rounds every game?
You're just walking through the crowd. I mean that'll tighten
people up real quick.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
And the first person that yells taze them, set the example.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
And guess what, parents, they're gonna get mad at this.
That means not as many mimosas and cups. That means
not as many kids getting hit by their dad. You
know why have a cut cop roam around in today's
day and age the camera above home plate? Scrap that
go with a volunteer parent cop. Also hang up and
listen Ray hell of a point.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
After he reviews the tape right and he sees someone
being obnoxious? What happens?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
And also did they are they going to him from
the field? Do they have to be obnoxious at home plate?
What if it happens a bit a different part of
the plate.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, what if they're like on the right field fence
and they're yelling?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
They can ban people because I now that I think
of it, I think if you get kicked out, you
can't come back to a game.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
So you're gonna tell you so who's gonna be there
to 't force that? If if that person shows up,
then you're gonna need the cop that you were suggesting.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's there's that threat though, Hey, you say it, you
say then you get you're not coming and seeing Johnny,
You're gonna have to be at home watching on game time.
New app they do guys is really awesome. It's free.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I've watched it with your dad. I think dad was
talking every pitch when Boomer was playing. He was doing
play by. I remember that, but I just find it crazy.
I haven't seen any outrageous behavior yet. We're not there yet,
but if these emails are coming in, that means it
is happening. And I guarantee you people that listen to

(16:14):
this pot it happens at their little leagues and they've
seen it. Maybe they're the ones that do it. But
I just am like, why are people so bananas about kids?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Sports? Win? Are the games at night?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Winter?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
The games Saturday? Parents after work stressed, Hey, let's have
a cocktail. They get there, they're a little lubed up.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
All of a sudden, they're gonna yell a little bit.
But I would imagine at that level there's not that
much aggression and confusion and parents trying to jockey for
position for their kids. Let's hope not. Maybe that email
was from a level up ray about the level up
pull up.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
So, dear coaches, I hope you enjoyed the holiday weekend.
I did not. And if you think my tone is bad,
it's because as I'm upset, whoa I mean this dude?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Was? I love it?

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I love I did not.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Oh that's how it closed, That's how it started. I
think I was daydreaming.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
When he closed, he said, if you have a problem
with my tone or any issues, if you are one
of those parents, feel free to call me.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
We can talk about it. Here's my number. Gotta give
them props. Didn't sound like a I wrote that one.
That one was from the heart.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
That was like emotional, like he loves the Little League.
He wants it to be a great place for kids
to play some baseball. And some people are ruining.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's from the past. That actually is a blast. That's
you know, it's one of those it's a time traveler
type thing. I don't think people now now aren't they
just making a TikTok complaining odd that that guy sent
out an email.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
That is the new way to complain. Instead of complaining
to the person's face, you take a picture of him.
You go on to TikTok and rip the place. Why
not complain when you're there in person.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
It's for the views, it's for the likes.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Man, it doesn't make any sense though, Or go to
Google reviews and leave a bad review tiktoks.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't understand the people that brag about some secret handshake,
some that they want to tell everybody about guys that's
eventually going to get ruined by doing that. Let's probably
not do that. And then also the complaining go talk
to the person or something, the shaming taking pictures of
a parent or some weird thing, because people into condoms

(18:21):
and comments end up just calling them out like wow,
why would you shame that person? That's really weird you
do that, and then you actually end up looking worse.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah. I remember the one time that we were in
an airport and there was a kid on a leash.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
And I brought it to the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Nope, nope. Someone from the Big Show, the person that
steers the ship, took a picture of the kid on
a leash and posted it. And the mom of the
kid on the leash was a listener and commented, you,
hain'te took it down?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yeah, never put up pictures of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, but it wasn't a picture of the kid, like
you could just see the kids back and you saw
it was the kid on a leash in an airport.
And I remember, I'm like, oh, she commented, ember to
take that down. Oh man, So now should we take
a break. How long has it been, Yeah, it's been
twenty we got to take it. Yeah, we'll take a
break and then we're gonna come back. We're gonna talk draft,

(19:24):
everything that happened Thursday night, the craziness. Sorry, you know, hey,
we didn't start with it, but I thought this little league,
it's more, it's closer near and dear to my heart,
bad things going on. I mean, the draft. You can
you can find that coverage anywhere. You're not gonna find
this email anywhere else.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
We got to take a break. Arnold asked me if
you and me or me or you could venmo him
for m n D. I don't know what that stands for,
but he said it Coachella.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, well, we'll take a break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Ray. You don't think it's angel, does do you?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I thought he wanted the h yep, oh sudur Man.
I feel bad for the guy.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
And I was saying, suck for Shadeur. Little did I
know we can get him in the second round.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Little did you know you didn't even need to suck
that bad. You could have been the first place team
and still got sugar.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Why not get Shadur and cam Ward?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
That would be dumb.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
One of them would be good.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
But yeah, but you wasted two draft picks to find one.
If you think cam Ward is dude, if you took
him number one overall, you can't get Shader.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
So here's how the Titans are gonna go. I'm telling
you they're gonna get Quinn Chandra Judkins, that girl guy
they're running back from Ohio, or Travion Henderson from a hostel.
What if we get Luther Burden, the wide receiver. But
we just picked up the Lockett kid.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Lockett is ninety years old. Like I saw them side
and I'm like, what the Titans are so weird? Dude,
Tyler boy DeAndre Hopkins and Tyler Lockett, they like to
go get corpses.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
You're gonna go see him at Walgreens. He's gonna be
getting his health medicine.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
He's gonna get an ankle brace in some icy hot
like I saw Julio to Julio, Julia. We'll going to
tighten up baby wanging to tighten up. I just like
the Titans go out and get these old ass dudes
that you need young dudes. A young quarterback needs some
young dudes to throw the ball to. Can Tyler Lockett
still get open? I have no idea. So Julio, welcome

(21:18):
the Titans up, baby, tighten up. Welcome to Nashville.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Baby. How you doing?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Snap a selfie?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Real quick?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Man? Tighter? Lockett, Tyler, Lockett, lock it down? Man? Hey,
can I give a selfie? Real quick? Hey?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Lock it up? Lock it up. You guys are gonna suck.
But can I get a selfie?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Man? Dude? What if they do have the skeleton, the blueprint,
if you will, the backbone, even more so of a
team that just gets win after win after win and
really turns it around.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
That would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Is it possible?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
It's absolutely possible. But do you actually believe it's going
to happen?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Kind of? Because Ridley's good, We got the von Jefferson kid,
and then this new person.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Ron Jefferson. He is a third string wide receiver.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
What if we get Quinn Chandra Judkins and we have
cam Ward. You already have Tony Pollard, though I don't know.
You paid big money to Tony Pollard, don't you. I
had a graphic before. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Look here's the thing. All I know is how much
draft did you watch?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
The first pick? The second pick went to bed?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
See I was thinking about. I had talked to the neighbor,
you know, Tom, who lives down the street, and he
had told me about the Titans fan experience they were
having at the Nissan Stadium where you could go and
they had all sorts of activities, and I guess they
had the draft live on the big screen. Saw exciting,
saw it, and I was like, man, that might be
actually kind of fun. And then it rained all day yesterday.

(22:46):
It was humid. My kids, let me tell you, they
were grouch monsters yesterday. All three of them were in
bad moods.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
They wanted Henry.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
And I said, listen, it is not worth my effort
to drag them three down to Nissan Stadium when they
are in such bad moods. I didn't even let them
see the Titans pick on the home TV. I was like, no,
we ate dinner. We read two stories, and I said
lights out at seven thirty five PM, earlier than they

(23:24):
usually go to bed.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
With the third pick, go pick out your book. That's
the pick.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, who gets first pick? Baby Box two you get
the first pick. I want hungry, hungry caterpillar k cool.
Baby Box three, you get the second pick. I want
a fantastic pizza party. Okay, cool, baby box one. What's
your pick? Dad, I'm just so tired. Let's just read two.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
That's fine, Dad, I want to wait till tomorrow lake
Shador to pick out a book.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Hey, but I will say, did you see the tweet
of the day?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, it was from our account probably Sore Losers podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
On or you can follow us on a Facebook. But no,
someone Schador said I am ready for whatever today brings
or tonight brings. And then at the end of the
first round someone quote retweeted and said, what about tomorrow night?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Bro had it legendary put in his house, so he
wasn't even at Lambeau. He was at his house. I
think he made his own draft room. And then yeah,
he went and had a Did you see his speech
to people? No, Dion must have put him up to it,
and he goes, thanks for coming, We'll be good. That's
the the fight man, that's how he talks. He talks

(24:37):
like three word increments. Okay, He's like, it's a fight man,
it'll be fine. We're gonna do good. You just gotta
stay positive. We're ready for the adversity.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I told Batter's Box last night, I was texting with him,
and I said, listen before the draft. I said, shadur
Standers is not going first round. All this smoke. There's
too much smoke. And I said, Jackson.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Dart all the smoke. I want it.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Jackson Dart is going before Shadr.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Okay, what were you at the draft, Cobbine?

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Go look at our Facebook page. Go look at our
Facebook page. Hold on, you don't believe me. Look at
our Facebook.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
It's not something to believe you or not. I'm telling you.
Old Miss said they had to kick the kid out
at ten thirty every night at the gym. He would
never leave the Old Miss facilities.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
And everything I heard is he was rising the draft boards.
And then here's why I thought he was going before.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I had him on my board, Schadure the whole time
for Heisman, until I decided to remove him. I knew
he was a.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Threat because the GM of the Giants his son. The
day before the draft posted a highlight clip of Jackson
Dart on his Instagram.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
What the hotty Toddy?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
And then it was like, oh oh count he moved
it to private. Guys, if you're the GM of a
football team, do you really think your son should kind
of know what way you're leaning. No, your son should
have no information what soever. And you can say that
was just a coincidence, but that it's so.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Stupid, daddy, we you telling me any secrets about Bobby.
No son. My son shouldn't know secrets.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I mean, do you not find it weird that he
knows stuff about the draft?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I mean, Bill Belichick's dog made to pick that one year.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
A dog is totally different than a fourteen or fifteen
year old kid. I don't even know who the kid was.
But the fact that he put a highlight package of
Jackson Dart on his Instagram the day before the draft hilarious.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
And I also kind of like that we're moving towards
this era where it was being correct, being perfect. It
was great PR team saying the right stuff. There's some
clip going around cam Ward He's like, man, you mother
is there? Dumb Lambeau? The Green Bay Can sucks you guys.
All I know about Green Bay is I'm getting drafted. Y'all.

(26:51):
Bring up fucking coat. It's being our team. Didn't say, hey, man,
maybe button it up a little bit, you know, show
some respect to the NFL draft.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
No, I like it. I really enjoy that. I didn't see. Man,
I'm a diet the draft. They're right, you're right. Going
on the road though, is the best thing. It's so fun.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
My parents drove through it. I mean, uh, Cameron that
he was there. His name's Cam see Ward.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
No, no, no, them from the sure Losers Nation. Yeah,
they posted a pick from the draft. And here's my thing.
I watched the Bears pick and screw all the Packers fans.
You know what they did when the Bears were coming
out the pick, yep, boom.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
You see Clay Matthews.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I didn't see what did he say.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I don't know if it was real or not, but
he goes, hey, I got a note from President Trump
and he pulled it up and it said the Bears
still suck at the crowd with nuts.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
But I don't know if it was really from President
Trump and also why it was on a written note
and then all the guys behind him had a fake like.
It was funny.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I mean, that's fun even.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Though however their political alliances may land. It was kind
of it was a weird situation.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I mean, it's funny, and I do like that they
were in Green Bay and I liked that they bowed
the Bears. That's why it's fun to have it on
the road.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
The crowd little lean though, compared to Nashville. Really, dude,
we flexed, are I know what you mean? Ray? From
this past week? We flexed our We had six hundred thousand.
My parents just drove through on the final leg of
their trip heading back to the Michigan. There's no cars
on the road.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
They're still on their trip.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, it's in like six months, said, but they've made
it to that. They didn't even plan it. They went
through the final four, never watched the game, and they
went through the NFL Draft, never watched a pick, and
they said it was one hundred and fifteen thousand people.
We had six times that in Nashville.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I don't think there's as many people in I don't
know how many people live in Green Bay, but I
would assume there's not very many people in Green Bay.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
It's the smallest NFL city, smallest crowd, more cows, yeah move.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
And I don't know how much room they have because
they have all those houses right around there.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Some of those aerial shots, I would have toned those
down a little bit, just do some close ups because
it showed it. It looked I mean skeletal, if you will.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, And I understand it's a TV show and I
didn't watch much of it, but that long walk, it
takes them forty five minutes to get to the stage.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Thought the same thing. I wonder if going into it,
anybody gives them a heads up. Hey, just just let
you know. It's kind of a mouse trap, if you will.
If you ever played the game Frogger not Froger, what's
the one where you go around the ghost guys man,
it's kind of like pac Man. You're gonna make about
four rights, three lefts, and then some guy at the

(29:40):
end of the tunnel is gonna halt you and say, hey,
you gotta put your hat.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
On, and you got to look right into this mirror
because we have a camera right behind the mirror.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's ridiculous. Awesome, there's a camera hidden it a double
pained mirror.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I mean, okay, great, we got a straight on shot
of him in the hat putting it on, all right.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Then they walk out the the stage. Then they gotta
act like they like Roger Goodell. They're so excited. Goodell
talks to him. They take a picture hold the jersey
and then they do dumb interviews like, hey, what is
a buffalo getting when they with you? Someone that works hard,
someone is the best teammate, someone's gonna get Josh Allen
the ball bat. I mean it was It's so dope.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
The one dad guaranteed his son's gonna win Rookie of
the Year.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Really, yeah, which dad was at?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, it'd have been awesome if I memorize the name.
I just assumed his dad was full of it, so
I didn't remember it. But he goes he's gonna win
Rookie the Year in the reporter I think it was
uh Laura Rutless. He goes, oh, that's great, thanks, and
he goes, no, I'm serious, he's going to He made
a personal guarantee signed in blood.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Wait wait do you can you look it up? So
I know the bet of the year, right.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I got ja? I got he has to be the.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Favorite if the dad is telling you he's gonna win
Rookie the Year, because Batter's box. Last night he calls
me with the bet of the year. He told me
he has the bet of the Year.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I'm guessing it's the who's the forty nine ers? To
win eight games over.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Nope, not it. He wants us to bet the Las
Vegas Raiders over six.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
And a half wins, says a Jean Tree.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
He says, oh my gosh, dude, they won three games
last year. How are they not gonna be so much better?
They got Pete Carroll, Geno Smith. Now they got Gentry.
I'm like, bro, do you know how hard it is
to double your amount of wins in the NFL? He's like, dude,
I'm telling you right now. It is the bet of
the year. So if you want to jump on batter
bet of the year, it's the Raiders over six and

(31:38):
a half wins.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, and I gotta start bringing my computer. Our research
department is lacking. The old chicken peck on my thumb
without being able to type full sentences is awesome. I
still don't know who it is. Our truck drivers probably do. Thanks, guys,
appreciate you much.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
We get a batter's box. I mean, he would like
to get recognized.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
What if everybody it's a batter's box here? And I
will say this careful with you year long bets. And
the reason for that is he wants Raiders right, Yep,
you're going to be tied in some way to watching
highlights or full games of the Raiders the entire year.
You think you won't, but when you have money on

(32:18):
the line, honey, I'm gonna watch this WNBA game real quick.
You know it's just one. A month later you realize
you've been watching a month of WNBA. I'm just telling you.
If you do year long bets, you're part of that
team now. The patchwork, right, that's true.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
It make it a team that you want to watch,
not just some crappy team that you have to watch
because you're cheering against them or cheering for them. Gosh,
that'd be miserable to sit there and watch Raiders games.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Oh blah, gotta get it with that package.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
But yeah, hey man, the draft tonight, I'm not gonna
be watching it.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Titans have got to get Quinn Chandra Judkins or Trevion
Henderson and then Justin will be a Titans fan.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Is he not a Titans fan?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Now? No, he's a Bengal's basically just a fan of
our fantasy team.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
He eats breeze and sleeps it.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
He's still hurting from last year.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah, last year, getting not getting any money and having
one of the most prolific seasons was tough.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
We'll take a break, We'll be right back.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Ray, how do you want to start this segment?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
No Ah, I mean, dude, NBA playoffs. How much have
you watched. I've watched zero pretty much minutes of playoff
basketball so far.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Gotta tell you. The highlight packages they put together the
next morning, about twelve minutes long. They're perfect, although I
don't see some of the important stuff. So I'll say
to Kevin guy in the newsroom, I'll say, oh, yeah, man,
poor zingis oh for five man, guys sucked. Kevin goes well, actually,
down low, he got some steals. He was really beneficial
the entire game, and I go, okay, yeah, So the

(33:54):
highlight package didn't really show that.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
They didn't show his defense. They didn't. They were just
showing offense. Highlights on Sports Center don't Defensive highlights don't
really make it. They just want to see high flying action.
So you kind of miss part of the game if
you just watched the highlights. But I remember looking last
night and I believe the Oklahoma City Thunder were down
by like twenty four points at halftime. I went to

(34:17):
bed I woke up this morning and they won by
like twenty five points.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
I thought it was six. Oh hell of a research department,
Oh arnold, do we have to go to him about Coachella.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Let me check this real quick. I do not know
what the score was.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Then, guys, A lot of shows are going to have
their soft underbelly. Ours is the research department.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
That's where we're lacking.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not gonna get those immediate answers
that are necessary.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
One fourteen and one oh eight. I read it as
one twenty four one oh eight. That's why I thought it.
That's my bad. They won by six points, that's my fault.
But still, the fact that they came back in won.
I mean, I know, I don't know when he got hurt,
but apparently he's on crutches. Oh boy. It's a good season, Griz,
good season.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Man. So me and Justin are a huge argument right now.
Do you think that they would risk jaw three to zero,
down three to zero to win a game? No? Oh,
Justin says, no way he plays. I said he plays
because the entire city of Memphis is on edge after
this game, because they could break the whole team apart.
After this game.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Your thoughts, Ah, why would they break it apart?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Somebody said they need to start over.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
So you think they ship Jaw out of town.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah, so if you got one last shot with him,
for the fans, for everybody. You don't want the guy
going out on crutches. Let him go out on a
pimp walk. Now.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I don't know if he hurt his foot, ankle, what
it hurt, his leg, his knee. I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's hip. It's the same thing Jimmy Butler did. But
Jimmy Butler was the backside. Jaw was the front side
of the pelvis. So Jimmy Butler plays, we'll probably play.
Jimmy Butler has said in Jeopardy most likely not gonna
play jaw. Whoa whoa.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Jimmy Butler said that, yeah, oh no, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
They said it's not fractured, it's not broken, but it
is a bruce butt.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
It is definitely sore.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
And since Jaws was on the front, it's the opposite
of the butt. So I think Jaw's a bruce penis.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Because my wife broke her butt when she was playing
basketball when she was younger. She had to sit on
one of those donut pillows when she'd go to school
because she was in so much pain. For how long?
I like six weeks.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Jimmy Butler is gonna have a butt pillow for six weeks.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
I do believe Jimmy Butler is a little bit tougher
than my wife was back in the day playing middle
school or high school basketball. And I believe he has
better doctors around the clock care, So maybe that hel
hurries up to healing. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Shout out to our truck drivers. We know you guys
are going through it with your butt aches from those.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Do they ever get like I get it? When I'm
sitting in the car, I have to lean over on
one cheek because my butt starts hurting. I lean back
over on the right one long road trips, man, I
wonder how often truckers stop just to walk around the
truck to get some blood flow.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Here's my thing. I don't want to overstep my balance,
but I do believe there's strict limits on truck drivers.
So it's not wake up at four am and go
for twenty four hours. Do some of the riddle in
at a gas station to just try and see if
you can go through the night. I think there's a
governor's you can't speed, you get in trouble, you can't
go over a certain amount of hours. So yeah, I
think if they're going two hours, they're a little sore,

(37:35):
they pull off. You want to sleep on the side
of the interstate sleep. I don't think it's like you
used to be back in the day. You know you're
doing drugs to try and you know a lot of
them drugs. I think no, I.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Think the truck drivers do not do drugs.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I think there's cases of guys doing acid, and then
they would be able to make it from Seattle, what yep,
Tacoma all the way to New York City the Bronx
a delivery in a day on just one little hit.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
But I assumed. I assume when I see a truck
driver they are clean living individuals because they are the
backbone of America getting supplies from point A to point B,
and they want to make sure that our interstates and
our byways and highways are safe.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Ray, I buy. Let me say this sad story. If
you're okay with it, Oh, don't want to bring it down.
But a truck driver, my friend in high school's dad
was a truck driver. That's where I learned about the hours.
It was never breakneck speed. Let's deliver all these cows
in a day. Let's make it three days chill in

(38:37):
New York. It was never a rush is because of
all these rules they're tracked on. All the crab cops
have body cameras, the truckers have truck cameras. But also,
if you die in your truck, you get one hundred
thousand dollars. You get a massive payday to the family
of the truck driver. So my friend's father, he felt

(39:02):
a heart attack coming on when we were in high school,
went and got the keys, got in the truck, pulled
off to the side of the road, in the truck,
and he had his heart attack. Mom and the family
got six a large six finger figure some so sorry

(39:25):
to bring it down.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
How's the dad now?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
He died? Oh so to Matt to your dad talking
out boys. But yeah, that's how I got a lot
of my truck information on his dad.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
So he felt the heart attack, he didn't want to
go to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
He smoked, So this is a this is a day
and age when parents were smoking in the house. He
smoked a lot, always coughing up along. I think he
knew it was coming. It wasn't like you right now, like,
oh right, I would rush you to the hospital. I'm
not going to put your mouth on a mic so
that you die at work. So your wife gets twenty
thousand dollars more, Ray, would you do that for me?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
And that's pretty sweet? You would put hey, prop me
up in the studio, like, hey, man, he needs some
workers comp This is this job. The stress level of
this job caused him to have a massive four heart
blockage heart attack, and he needs to pay and the
wife needs to be paid.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Your wife has told me for an extra twenty thousand
dollars in insurance that if you are about to go,
stick a mic up here.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
But man, you really didn't bring it down.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
That's real. Sorry dude, but it's something I remember vividly,
and I'm telling you I don't just come up with
his bull crap. These are stories his dad told me.
So it's actually pretty factual.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
I mean, my dad at one point looked into being
a truck driver.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
I want to be a truck driver. Why he is
a part of the show.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
He was trying to look at other jobs that maybe
would pay more. He looked to be in a man.
He looked to being a truck driver. And I don't
know if he how serious he was about it, But
that's one of my memories. And maybe I made that
up in my head, but I am ninety nine percent
sure that at one point he looked into being a
truck driver.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
But would he have been able to retire as early
as he did.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I have no idea. I don't know when he would
have been able to retire. I don't know what the
plan was, but he had been gone all the time.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Because you know the military, I believe we would be
retired by now, right, was it twenty in twenty and
twenty and out? You can. It's one of the massive
benefits of our military. You can retire really young. Oh yeah,
that would be awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Like I wonder if my room, my former roommate John,
if he gets a retire like a check from the
military still even though he's out.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
So a lot of them will be out because my
cousins were all military and then they go work at
recruitment centers a couple hours a week just to.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Know those guys. Yep, to silly, just go to a
grocery store parking lot. They are there, they are harassing everybody.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
If you can retire early, allow the harassment. Yeah. So
that's one of the jobs where you think, Man, if
I'd have done the military, i'd be out. Man, I
to serve my time.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I don't know, Man, we may not have been.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Out right, we still got to serve another ten.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Hey, our lights may have been out.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
If we're not out by the time we're fifty, something
went wrong.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Well, but here's the problem because like you getting in
the military, depending on when you get in. But if
we got in when we got in, we might because
we had the big war.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Oh, we had Project Iraqi Freedom.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Yeah, and we had the Afghanistan.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yep, and then we had Osama bin Laden.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
That's that's Afghanistan.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Because my old roommate John, his brother, man, he got
he gotta blowed up over there, but he lived.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
We're really bringing it down. But he's good now.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
He's good now, man. But he had a lot of injuries, dude,
a lot of injuries, shrapnel everything. Who I remember John
calling me and tell oh, man, we shouldn't about this.
We'll take a break, we'll bright back.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Well I did. My damned is to try and find
the article about the dad guaranteeing his Sonhoy of the
Year ext Twitter Grock who called me, I didn't need
to go in the other room.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Who is that guy?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Go a buster?

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yeah? Raised on the phone right now, he's taking a
phone call someone who's called him. I don't know what
is going on, but uh, this weekend, I feel like
there is nothing going on in this room.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
What it's like a break. I can't play because I
say where I live. They said, we're calling about your property.
They want to buy my land.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
We will not sell. We won't sell, we won't sell.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
But it's also a generic call because she said the
timber on your property. We don't have any trees.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Oh, so they just throw that phone call out and
hope someone calls them back.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
We do have three trees that we just plan. It
is that what they're talking about. Probably, so they're gonna
go rip up the trees that we just got at
the local nursery and pass twenty grand for him.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Shoot.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
My rap, my roommate from college, John, same guy. He
did a he was a tree far timber like farmer,
like they would come cut the trees down off his
yard lawn, take them away. He had a bunch of
acreage in Alesian Fields, Texas, and we'd drive by a phone,
a telephone, poll or whatever we got, that's probably my tree.
I shut up, that's not your tree.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
But sadly, there's not a lot of money in that.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
And he said, you don't know. It could have been.
He drive by. The next one goes that one right there,
that could be my tree. I'm like, okay, are we
gonna do this to every single one? Guess what we
did it? Every single damn one. That dude would not
stop that one might be my tree. And the fun
the more he did it, the funnier he got.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Well, try being in the vehicle with my dad when
you're going on vacation or driving a road trip. Every
truck you drive by, where that might be? That actually
might be some of our lumber? Is it? No, Dad,
it says it's it was always potlatch. Was his name?
No Dad, it says luis Ana Pacific. Oh not it,
not it? Oh, that might be it, Vicky, Vicky, look
on that truck, see if that's my lumber. No Dad,
it says, it says Nissan. Oh, oh, okay, Dad, I

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don't know if we ever saw lumber that said potlatch
on a truck, but every truck he would say, I
think that's from our mill. That should be it. No, Dad, Nope, nope, louisianacivy, Yep,
it was the red light riding with blue right, It
wasn't potlatch Dad.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
My kids have now gotten in the they are starting
to get a sense of humor and now that it's
nice out, we roll the windows down in the car
as we drive places, and they have started yelling at
people on the street hilarious. And they are. They think
it is the funniest thing in the world and their
kids and with it, they can do it. They're having

(45:46):
so much fun. And this is where it starts. This
is where and they get the they get the embarrassment.
And what do They don't even yell anything embarrassing. They
yell at anybody walking. They stick their hand out, go
give me hot, give me high.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Five, give me a high five. We need to put
this on the YouTube.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Blur their faces, dude, and if someone looks, they duck
down in their seat. They looked, they looked, they looked, they.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Looked, you're driving, Sorry about that?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
And I mean, some people like kind of jump because
you hear a scream.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
What are you doing pulling right next to the people
for your kids?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Well, if we're on the we're gonna stop light and
they're walking on the sidewalk. But baby box one, he's
kind of shy. He's doing it, Dude, he's doing it
kind of If they're close enough, like where they could
actually get him a high five, he won't do it.
He gets to it, and I'm like, what happened?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Bees?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready my heart. Here comes one,
here comes someone not yet, not yet, and he won't
do it. But if we're driving and there's no way
they can get give me a high five?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
You know the rule though, right? What as the driver? No,
you always got to help out your yellers. Make sure
the light is good. No, you don't want to hit
a red for your boys. I would love for someone
to give them a high five. Do you know how
much that would make their day? My boy in high
school was the driver hit a red we yelled at

(47:10):
some skateboarders. Skateboarders rolled up on us. My boy then
had to jump the light. So it's one of those
where as the driver. It is your job. You better
damn make sure that light ain't yellow it is greener
and green. Then the kids yell boom, you're good. They'll
never get caught. It is terrifying when you got some
skater bros roll up on the side of your vehicle

(47:31):
and you're thirteen years old.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
We were in high school one time driving and I
don't know what happened. We started talking as to this
car next to us, and we start doing this little
chase thing and we're weaving in and out and they're
chasing us, talking ass and we pull up at a
stop light, cheez, and they're on the right of us,
and my buddy wraps his arm in a towel and

(47:56):
points it out the window. What these people automatically.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Think you're from Memphis?

Speaker 2 (48:04):
It's a red light, dude, and they gas it.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
You guys did or they?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Oh, because my buddy's got this arm out with like
his arm wrapped in towel, sticking it out the window
and they run the red light.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Boom. Oh no, they can still review that and give
you a crime penalty. We uh, they got smacked.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
They got smacked, dude.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Hey, the cameras didn't exist back.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
No cameras did not exist back then. I mean, do
you know how much trouble we would have been in
because we fake pointed. I mean the dude raptor's arm hotel,
stuck it out the window, and they, I mean, the
sure panic on their face like this isn't funny.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
It's not it's not funny.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
The pure panic on their face though, and they gas
it and we're thinking, oh hah. Then boom, and we're
like go go go go go go go go go go, go,
go go go go no no, and we were out
of there so freaking fast.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
You're all just sitting in the car, nobody's talking to
each other, no music is playing. Dude, for the five minutes.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
We were so stressed for about a week thinking oh
my gosh, they're gonna get the license plate and then
they're gonna come and we were just like, oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
They got smack.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
They got smacked, dude. It was like it wasn't like
a t bone or anything like that, but it was
a smack. It was a smack like they the back
of like they got almost through and someone hit there
like trunk, like boom, and we were like, go go
go go goat told to get rid of towel, get
rid of the towel, Like what were we Like, it's
one of those things you think it's funny in the moment,

(49:39):
like it's so funny, ha ha, Like what could go wrong?
And it absolutely went wrong? Went totally wrong.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Man, Yeah, what do you got this weekend?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Man? A lot going on? Man? Yeah, made you Memphis game?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Oh that's right. Yeah, man, I'm gonna tell you what.
We got a big weekend. Got a soccer game for
baby Box three, baseball game for baby Box one and two,
some kind of birthday party situation where baby Box one
has a birthday party and baby Box two as a
birthday party. They might be at the same.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Time conjoined, right, so we would be.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Going to birthday parties.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
And then.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Sorry, Scoopa just texted me. And then what else did
we do?

Speaker 1 (50:24):
We?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Uh, I don't know if that that might be it.
I thought we had a lot more than that, but.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I guess that was lost on Saturday. Man, you just
got no aurread in the birthdays.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
I think birthdays are on Sunday, got it? So, yeah,
we got baseball and soccer on Saturday and then birthdays
on Sunday, and I think that is pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
I hope.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I don't know, maybe my wife has something else, but
I hope you have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Man. Yeah, a little bit of sports. Gonna hope for
Luther Burden or Quinn Chandra Judkins or Travon Henderson. Then
I got Liverpool on Sunday. Premier League.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
They're gonna try and close out the Premier What time
do they play?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Ten a month? Yeah, a month ahead of time. They're
gonna try and close it out.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
They're that far ahead.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
It were twelve points up four games. Ooh, that was
part of before I stopped gambling, part of the futures.
So that one we checkboxed and then we just got it.
Got some basketball, maybe see if the Thunder can inch closer,
and also included Thunder and a Celtics final right now,
that is the favorite to happen. I am rooting for them.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Oh, you just need to play in the final.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I don't give a rip if the finals get canceled.
All I need is twelve wins out of both those.
So out of twenty four games, there's nineteen left, and
that's all I need. I don't. I won't even watch
the finals. You know what I'm saying. COVID the novel
coronavirus can hit again, for all I care. I just
need those teams to limp into the finals. And I
don't care if it ends seven games, four games, two games,

(51:49):
one team wins, one hundred and nothing. I don't care.
I just need them there.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Oh wait, so you won't watch the finals. So it's
just like the first round, second round, and third round.
You won't watch those either.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
You just hope now I'm gonna start watching.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Oh okay, yeah, and then golf. I mean, you got
Durik Classic whatever. That's something where they are on a team.
I don't really know how it goes. I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
I don't miss these. The only reason I was watching
him was was this some scratch on the line. But
I do not miss watching these because they're confusing. Stop.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Oh man, all right, everybody have a great weekend. Uh yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Only Judge. Judge needs some home runs.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Dude, He's not gonna win the home run title. Do
you understand why? Because he has no one in the
lineup to protect him. Torpedo Ray, they had one Soto
there last year, so they couldn't if they didn't pitch
the judge. One Soto is waiting or one Sodo. You
don't pitch them, so then Aaron Judge is waiting. Now,
who's around him in the lineup? Jash Chisholm.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Goldie Schmidt ninety year old Paul Goldschmidt. He was in
college with me, Dude.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
He used to listen to us on the radio when
he would drive his truck to school every day. Him
and his baseball bros. I mean, he has been limping
around a major league baseball park for a long time.
I don't think Goldie's the same Goldie as he.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Was well, and just don't get me started on that
they're pitching to him. He hit a home run at
that stupid minor league stadium and they called it foul.
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill somebody over that.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
I watched that. I was watching that game because Freed
had a no hitter. I just happened to turn that
game on and he had a no hitter through four,
so I'm mile. I watched this and then all of
a sudden, in like the seventh or eighth inning, the
official score changed. One of the plays earlier in the
game to a hit.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
It was a disaster. They must have had a minor
league staff there. It was.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
It was like, dude, you can't three innings later ruin
a no hitter by giving him a hit on that
That is such bull crap. And Aaron Judge hit that
ball so far into the trees and they reviewed it
and they still called it foul. It just tells me
they don't have the cameras that they do in Major
League Baseball parks at that park.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Good point it. Judge hit another home run at Cleveland,
but he hit it to the deepest part of the park.
It was a home run in twenty eight of the
thirty Major League Baseball stadiums except for the stadium he
was playing in. If he would have hit it a
foot to the right, the wall was hired in the
Green Monster in center field in Cleveland, so two of
those home runs in the cast.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
So he didn't hit a home run.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
It was a triple, an Aaron Judge triple. So he
should be in the lead. He's two back. Mike Trout
never hits home runs. Aaron Judge, they're pitching to him.
He's hitting four twenty. He's getting balls. He's just mitching.
The thing is not to get too specific his launch angle.
He's got it lower. And first of all, for Judge,
did a home run. A guy's got to throw eighty
eight miles an hour. Trout can get away with a

(54:28):
slower guy for some reason with his launch angle. For Judge,
your guy's got to throw eighty eight and Barrios throws
ninety two, so he should get a home run today.
And Judge has got to get the launch angle above
twenty four. Twenty four to thirty six is a sweet spot.
He's just missing.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Okay, so you're getting close.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Yeh.

Speaker 2 (54:48):
Who's in the league.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
There's some sounders and Corbin Carrol, Carrol, and then you
got tattoos in Trout at eight, Judge at seven. I mean,
nobody's hitting home runs. And at this time last year,
Judge was at six and he's at eight, So I
think we're good. He got fifty eight last year.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Oh it's gonna heat up, dude. The ball is gonna
start flying.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Man.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
The torpedo man, Yeah, I'm on torpedo right up to
my house.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Hey, I'm gonna go visit the John torpedo man.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, I mean people are oh man, what a draft pick.
I have no idea. I hope the embarrass I mean
they got a tight end. Hopefully he's good.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Man.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
You got to see some of those clips online. Nick
Saban just laying into people. Really, yeah, it's great, like
making fun of the draft pick. Oh just saying, stop
this narrative about Shador he goes you guys saying when
he needs to get drafted, saying this, saying that it's
just what is your definition of a first round? Like
everybody says the importance of a first round That doesn't

(55:50):
mean anything. It's just how much you get paid. He
didn't say that I'm saying that, but it was something like,
what is your definition of first round? He's gonna be
a good NFL football player, so quit, and they asked
him to go. They then went to him again field Yates, Hey, Nick,
what do you think about should we are slipping again?
I wish you guys would quit asking me about him slipping.
Just stop this narrative, because he's not slipping. He's gonna

(56:12):
be a he's gonna get drafted. He's a good NFL quarterback.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Dang, I'm gonna tell you what I was shocked when
the Jaguars gave up everything they did to get Travis
Hunter and batter's box on the phone last night, he said,
oh so worth it. That dude is going straight to
the Hall of Fame. Agree, straight to the Hall of Fame.
So he is standing on the mountain of Travis Hunter
straight to the Hall of Fame. And the Raiders over

(56:39):
six and a half wins this year. Those are his
two bams.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
I'm with him. That alone got him the Heisman. Why
would it not get him in the Hall of Fame.
He wasn't an outstanding wide receiver, he wasn't an outstanding
defensive back. He just did them both. He does that
once in the NFL, he'll be in the Hall of Fame.
He'll be good.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
I think he should be good. I just worry about
him playing both ways because NFL they hit different longer season. Yeah,
and they hit a lot harder, a lot harder to
get up man.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
A lot of experts say that'd be cute, but he's
not gonna do that. You go over the me too
long of a season.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Go over the middle, get hit a couple of times,
then you gotta go get hit in the ribs. Then
you gotta go cover Justin Jefferson. Not that easy to do, man,
not that easy to do. But yeah, all right man,
I'm tired. I mean no,