May 23, 2025 • 38 mins
In this episode we have to fight to get a studio so we can do a podcast. Ray went to get drinks with Justin and Justin made an embarrassing mistake with the smoking hot waitresses. Lunchbox celebrates BabyBox's graduation from Kindergarten and talks about all the emotions that go with it. Also Lunchbox had an awkward run in with a 6 year old who said something inappropriate to Lunchbox.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rocked it. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
There.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
It is ah.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
My is my mic on at all?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Okay, you gotta quit doing that. That's gonna drive me nuts.
You were turning it on and off and it was
not cool.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Right, But I'm saying for the truckers out there, it
shows him a little behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You're showing how it works.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh great, is a Beza gonna try to come in here?
I hear his voice.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I hear a zay. We still haven't heard from hi, dude.
He's been hiding. He does not want to talk about
bu Salona well talking about Zach. Guys.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
He got mad the other day because a bird came
in the building. Oh so somebody's been leaving the doors open.
But I believe when I come into work the doors
are open. I think the cleaning people to dry the floors,
open the doors. Oh and then dude, but this time
they took both doors and throw them wide open. I'm
sorry the cleaning staff was doing that. I will, at
my earliest convenience go and shut those doors. But he
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was yelling. He goes, there's birds in here, birds ring here,
the pig eggs. It's like, geez Atbiza. I get there
were no pigeons in fronts, but here in America there
are some of these little city pigeon birds. I'm sorry, Abiza.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well, what's amazing is that they just open the doors.
Do they not worry about the air conditioning bill? Like
I mean, I understand the cleaning lady are not or
cleaning people are not responsible for the air conditioning bill.
They don't have to pay the bills around here. But man,
when you just leave the doors open, guess what, it's
just sucking the AC out and bringing that humidity into
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our building. It's not appreciated.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Somebody scales a building, breaks into our system for radio,
goes over the air and all these markets.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
All because we leave the doors open to dry the floors.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
It's I mean, I get we're six floors up here,
but what's keeping somebody from scaling six floors spider man style?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, they got those suction cups. You can go up
real easily.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Come in. All the boards are gone. These are all
thousand dollars boards.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
There are more than a thousand.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Hey bones, yep, yeah is in here?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
How you doing man? Good morning? Yeah I'm doing good too.
Not great though, So the board no, no, no, it's
not a mechanical issue, right, yeah, right, the board's gone.
Hold on, yeah, the board was actually stolen last night,
so I don't I don't think it's mechanical as much
so as disappeared.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Right, yeah, how did that happen? Well, I think the
cleaning people left the doors open to let the floors dry.
So that's how it all went down.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
So Abiza complained about the birds. I should have listened
to him and shut those doors earlier on, and then
that led to the robbery, the heist. If you will, yep,
have lunch called nine one one, because that's his thing
for a bit. Okay, I'll have him do that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, let's just start the show. I don't know what
the hell's going on, but I look, I can steal
a heer bees. Hey, people are working out in here.
Look at little Dumbell.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
What is that for? I don't know, dude, you're just
strengthening the pinky.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I have no idea. I mean, it's like one week
and they've moved into the studio.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Can you hear the musicause I'm not doing I can
hear it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm condomless, Yeah, I can hear it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's my new thing.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Really low.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's my new thing. Monday's show was awesome how I sounded,
and I also think it's because I was an octave
lower little bit too much partais on the weekend. Wednesday's
show sucked. Didn't love it, but I've been doing it condomless.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Even think when those Wednesday show was good? Which what
has been our best show this week? Is it gonna
be Today's?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I thought Mondays was great. Today started out good when
I was doing the fake Mike thing explaining a visa
behind the scenes people people get a Chubb for behind
the scenes stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And we're gonna do some water cooler talk, which I
can't wait for.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But it's not water cooler talk. It's literally about a
water cooler.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's even better. It's even better.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't know if you understood the text message about
a water cooler, not generic water cooler talk. At the office.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I literally thought it said water cooler talk about Justin,
and I was like, Oh, this is gonna be interesting.
But you're speaking of a actual water.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Cooler Justin and a water cooler?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are we talking those big five gallon ones that you know,
you fill up and you press a little button and
water comes out. Can't wait to die. That's the tease.
Don't tell me we're gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Live we Oh the one, two three sore losers?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, So I'll give you this sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Sports genius, y'all. Sison from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live in the north side of Nshville with Bayser,
my wife. We live in the country two point two acres.
We do have two point two kids at Vanderbilt Clinic
twenty three. To be exact. Justin checks in them daily
and we won't sell. We will not sell, just like
all the other ranchers and farmers where we live. Oh
over to you, coach.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, this isn't about me, this is about Justin. I
need to hear.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So this was funny. It was actually hilarious in the moment.
So does it translate? Time will tell, But it very quick.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We're about to find out.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, so Saturday, it's very quick. No, it's not quick.
I'm gonna I'll draw it out. But we were bar
hopping and I told some people that we'd rock ten bars.
Nothing crazy, pretty small because the sore losers come to
town for the convention. Those people were hitting ten to
fifteen a night, correct, largely Chiefs and Category ten.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, and most of the time they don't remember that
they hit that many bars until they see the receipts.
They check their credit cards, or they try to figure
out where their credit card is because they opened a
tab and they left and then they have to retrace
their steps. It's fuzzy, don't remember much.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
So it's funny now that we're me and Justin both
are just what We're on the brink of forty. You
are into your forties, so we can kind of play
that old card and when it when we accidentally play it,
it is absolutely hilarious and it leads to the funniest things.
So that's precisely where the story is all about. We
bar hop, we went brunch at Blanco, then we went Midtown.
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We did odies, we did Red Door Losers, Riley Duckman,
over to Gars Dip down to barstool, and that crowd
is all twenty somethings, right, there's some.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Rockets there is It pretty crowded there.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It wasn't the time we went there. But also as
a block party, So I believe they were building for
something that was going to go down at five. Obviously
i'd be in bed at five, correct. And we go
upstairs a bar up there. They got all kinds of
TVs and they got that astro turf. So it's kind
of dope to be on the patio ish area. But
it's a good crowd. I don't even know. I don't
look at the waitresses. But Justin said, all of them
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absolute rockets, and we're trying to get some drinks. So
we go up there and we were doing it was Angelina, Justin,
me Beazer, so it was we were taking turns. Me
and Bazer do drinks. They do a round, Justin does
a round. There's Justin's turn, all right, love it. So
the aforementioned rockets are just all up there, the whole
top decked, serving drinks, doing their thing. And so Justin
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it's his big time to shine. He's gonna pull out
the car man. He's a bit, he's a big vndorbilt
medical professional. He's got that card man. It always swipes.
It's just great. So he's gonna go get us some drinks.
So at barstool, there's two areas of the upstairs there's
the big bar area where there's a dude just slinging it. Man,
he's got shirtless, just got the bottle cap opener, just bleeding.
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I mean, he's just whipping drinks left and right. Then
over to the right there's another little area and a
water cooler right there on the corner. So the uh
so the water cooler area has all the rockets. Aforementioned
rockets got it and then and there weren't nothing. I mean,
they're wearing brad tops, they got the ath leisure on, giggling.
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They're all I think fresh out of college is trying
to find their way in America right now, and it's Justin.
This is his moment to shine. So he's gonna go
order drinks. Well apparently he hasn't ordered drinks in a minute.
This is where the age comes in. He goes up
to them, and everybody knows the way I mean the
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water at barstool. The water cooler area is the water
cooler area, and it's actually blocked off. So those rockets
they don't even have access to the bar or any
of the drinks. And so Justin goes up to these
like five chicks. Uh yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna get
I'm gonna get a butt heavy. I'm gonna do two
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high noons for him. Laura. Laura went, okay, Laura is
gonna get the beser's gonna get the Red Bull vodka
and the Angelina. She's gonna do a high noon, so
we'll do all. That girl looks at him like he's
a forty year old idiot, and she goes, I don't
even have access to the bar. This is just the
water cooler area. So you would have to go over
there to that guy. He's the one that serves the
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drinks for us. You get a table and then we
go come over to your table and we get your order,
and then we go to the bartender and then he'll
make the drinks.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
And she points to it and these chicks are in
a cornered off area.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
They can't even reach any drinks.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And we all fall out.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
He's trying to make an impression, dude, we are on
the flour dyey laugh and she goes, we don't.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Even we can't even if we wanted to, can't even
have access to the bar. We're just the water cooler area.
And to tell us they can't even get us the drinks.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What are you thinking? Man, this is the water cooler.
It's so obvious.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
It's so obvious at barts don't and just.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And ordered drinks from the water cooler area.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hey, man, if you want to water, they got you.
But he did so that he's pissed.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh he's ready to leave because he's already he's embarrassed
and he's ready to leave, like he's like, these chicks
put me in my place. It made me feel like
an old, out of touch individual.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And he just he's like, what do you what?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
So so I'm supposed to know that they don't have
any access to the bar.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
They can, yeah, take five waters. Apparently they only have
access to the water. And I go, no, dummy, you
have to get a table and then they'll give the
order to the bartender and they go around. But this
is just a corral where they're they all set up
shop and they're able to type in their orders. This
isn't an actual bar, even though it's right next to
the ball justin.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
There's this thing called bottle service. They are the bottle
service girls. That's all they do. They don't do individual drinks.
They don't get you your pina Colada. They don't do
any of that crap. They don't have time to be
popping open high noons. They're popping bottles of kettle one.
They're they're bopping bottles of domb that's what they are
there for. And they put sparklers in it. They bring
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a sign with them and sometimes they put inappropriate things
on the signs and they lose their job. You can
google that story. And I mean, what an idiot.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
And so the girls that are all giggling that we
got the rockets laughing their butts off, and.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
We're all like, oh my god, he tried to order
drinks from the water cooler.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
And then he's pissed. I don't even know if he
paid for that route. But then he goes to the guy,
the bro with the nose sleeves. I'll just take five drinks.
I don't even care what they are, just get me something.
Throws him his card. Hey.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
For the next forty five minutes, we're like, man, bro
tried to order drinks from the water cooler.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Bro, when was the last time you bought drinks for
the crew? Hey?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Man, Hey j Justin, You're a real hero man. Thanks
for going to that water cooler and then us five
drinks of water man, you really hey, wait a step
up in a big way.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Hey, how was I supposed to know that the girl?
The dummies didn't have any access to the bar. It's
right next to the bar. Who puts a wall in
between that area in the bar? Why would they not
have access?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Hey? Justin You notice how they're not opening and they
don't have anything. They're not popping anything. The other guy
he's pouring drinks and opening high noons. What were they doing?
They were scrolling their phone. That tells you you can't
order drinks from them.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Don't even get me started, old man talk on that.
The charm of a bar cheers where everybody knows your name.
Now everybody knows their phone. There's no conversation, there's no oh,
what do you guys do? Oh, you're from here? None,
none of that. Because if they're downtime, they're playing minecraft.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
They're playing with friends, they're playing what's the other one?
Candy Crush? Is that still popular?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean, let's be real, they're probably sending pictures of
them playing.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
But they're probably scrolling what is that called tinder?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
So yeah, so the loser to the nation guys when
you come back to town, be aware of that. On
the top flight of barstool.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Okay, don't make the same don't pull adjustin, dude, that's
our new shirt. We gotta get a water cooler.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Don't pull it.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Don't pull justin, dude, that's it, that's the new shirt.
It's going on there, and justin, you get zero percent
of the proceeds. You were part of the story, but
you're not part of the prophets. We'll take a break,
we'll be right back. Dude. Let me tell you something.
Kindergarteners are hilarious.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
And I have a follow up on this kid talk.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't know where kindergarteners learn their language, where they learn,
what they learn, how they talk, any of that. So
I am at a kindergarten thing yesterday and this kindergartener
he walks up to me. I don't know this kid,
and he says, my.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Butt is your father funny?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And I said, oh, that's why I stink so bad.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I was saying, hi, father.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Thinking, Okay, that'll get this kid away from me. I mean,
don't know. It tastes guts for this kid. I mean,
he's obviously friends with my kid. But he doesn't know me.
It's not like I've ever seen this kid. You know,
they know each other from school. And he walks up goes,
my butt is your father. And I look at that
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kid straight in the eyes and I said, yeah, that's
probably why I stink so much, thinking that's it. He's
going to turn around and walk away. And what comes
out of his mouth next, Uh, oh my god. So
we go. My butt is your father, That's why I
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stink so much. His comeback and my balls.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Kindergartenden, Well, that's a detention. Parents are not parenting anymore.
It is free range.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I said, well, I don't know what, Like, listen, I
don't know where kindergartener hits and mar balls. And he
did the whole chop at his balls? Like where did
he learn that?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
At Pops pops at home on a Sunday?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And how how does he come to me who he
does not know, just because he knows my son and
has the guts to tell first, to tell me that
his butt it's my father and his ball. I laughed
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so hard. I was like, kid, if your mom heard
you talking to me like that, she would think I've
been telling you these things. Get away, from me.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
That kid grew up to be Paul Diddy.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
That was my running with a kindergartener yesterday. That left
me just baffled, going, huh so that's what you're talking
about on the playground and my balls told you.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Father on the phone with his family goes, I'm out
here on the golf course playing with my orange balls.
Daughters in the background, honey, stop saying that. Yet Sarah's
still here. She has he gone to school. Well, I'm
gonna go play with my orange balls. It's common now.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It was very weird. It was very strange, very like
what's going on? But yes, I never met the kid,
funny kid. Obviously, I guess he's gonna be the class clown.
He's gonna be doing some stand up comedy because the
fact that he said and my balls. I don't want
any association with your balls, dude, because if you say, hey,
baby Box's dad my balls, people are gonna be thinking
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I'm doing something with your balls and we cannot be
having that. I do not know him. It was the
first time I met him. Put it on record that
I've never talked to him about balls.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
The graduation, Are you talking about any of that? No,
it wasn't a graduation, right, But are you gonna address
any of that?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, we'll talking about it right now. No, No, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
So the people I follow, Nick and Kik, Nick and
k they have kids. Yeah, one of them just finished
elementary school. Okay, and they go to the one of
the wealthy privyh I got it. This has gotta stop
because they did an Instagram story. Love their stories. I
get fall on with their lives, see their kids. I
know everything about them, and it's awesome because they honestly
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lived the most charmed life ever. They have this new thing.
There's a big old video screen at the school.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Noted that I said privy, affluent, huge video screen and dude,
I get to graduation. It's cool. Let them cap and gown. Boom.
You kids are going to be somebody. Let's go to
middle school. They do these things of where it would
put a picture of the kid when their first day
of kindergarten and then it would morph into their fifth
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grade year. Why we got to pull the heart strings.
Parents are just bawling their eyes out. It shows their
kid age six years.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
That's pretty incredible.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
In front of the parents as they're sitting there emotional
music being played. You got that's crime music, top of
the hour. It's terrible. But guys, why we got to
do that. We don't got to make the situation any
more emotional than it is. Yeah, if you, if you're
gonna show us more from the when our first day
at radio to now, dude, we be balling our eyes
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out because back then we had hot we had dreams
and aspirations.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
And now we're just stuck in dead end jobs that.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Would sound like disgruntled employees. You can't do the time warp, dude.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I'll tell you what. Yesterday was the last day at
kindergarten for baby boy.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
There we go. I teed you right up.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
It was a rough one for me. Here we go.
It felt like we had just started down this path.
Like I still remember the whole him being born six
weeks early, the nick you all that, and then fine,
well it's not even think that far back. I just
remember eight months ago, the start of kindergarten, going to
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the kindergarten meet up, him being so nervous, and us
walking up to school that first day to drop him off,
and him being a little apprehensive about going inside because
he knew nobody doesn't know a soul. Well, he knows
some of the kids, but none in his class, like
none of the kids from the neighborhood were going to
be in his class. His backpack is about as big
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as him, and I'm like, this is this is crazy.
And it went by like that, don't blink, no, don't.
I can't listen to that song. I'm not going to
listen to that song, and or don't listen to next
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thing you know either because next thing you know, he's
gonna be in high school and I'm not gonna be
able to take it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Ra was a puddle in that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There was a video on Instagram or Twitter yesterday that
I saw and it was kids in sixth grade asking
their senior year self something and so they had them
like asking and it was like when they were in
sixth grade and then boom the video is their senior
year them graduating answering that question from themselves back in
sixth grade.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Was it ai or did they actually have them in
sixth Great foresight on the teachers.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Props, unbelievable, great, great creativity.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Same with the teachers that had his berry stuff a
time capsule and we never went and dug up. We
forgot exactly where this location was. Construction crews come through.
You never get to see those.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And so yesterday, you know what outfit I made him wear.
I put it out the night before.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Would you mind wearing first thing you ever wore a
kindergarten those board shorts SpongeBob down by the ocean and
down by the sea.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
No, you're exactly right. I put him in the exact
same shorts, exact same shirt for his first day and
last day. So the first day of school, that shirt
that he wore in those shorts, he wore them on
the last day And luckily it was a half day yesterday,
and we got out of here early enough that I
went to that school. I didn't make him ride the
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bus home. I waited for him as he came down
those steps. And when he came down those steps, I
was like, oh my gosh, this is so intense. Like
I was just so like, wow, this is crazy. He
walked out of there for the last time as a kindergartener.
And then one of the classes, not his, the teacher.
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This is what I found out. They had award ceremonies
like last week, and so the parents got to go
to the classroom and watch the awards, and she had
taken pictures of the kids all throughout the year, like
getting on the bus, getting off the bus in the classroom,
and she did a video montage from their first day
to the last to the awards ceremony and played Taylor
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Swift like never Grow Up or something like that. And
one of the parents that I taught to said, every
single parent in there just tears flow went down the faces.
But what insight. What a great idea by that teacher,
because the parents had no idea that she had been
taking pictures in little videos to make a video montage
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to play at the end of the year. Fantastic sesh.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
We need to get her to do some social media
work for us. I agree on at the convention the
start of people and then the end.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Them getting off the plane or drive and they enter
the city limits of Nashville.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
And then at the end they're hung over at the
airport and Aquafina Tosaani.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, they got sunglasses on, hoods up. They're just curled
up in the fetal position at the gate. They oh
my gosh, wheel chair me on.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
But when you saw your kid coming back from war
or I'm sorry finishing his grade? What did you do?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I got a little like, oh my gosh, this is crazy,
and I gave him a big hug and he came out.
And here's the great part. He had his basketball or
his soccer ball in his hand, basketball in the backpack.
Because for the first month all he did was the
monkey bars every day on the playground monkey bars, and
he had his hands were so ripped to shreds that
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I've never seen anything like it. And I said, dude,
why don't you ever play like soccer or something? Goes Dad,
we don't have a soccer ball for recess. I said, dude,
well you can take one. He goes, can I really, what.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Do you think they do in the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
So we emailed us. He goes, will you ask my teacher?
So we sent a soccer ball. Once the teacher said yes,
And then once he played basketball, he's like, Dad, do
you think I can take a basketball? So he's been
the soccer ball provider and basketball provider every day at recess.
So he's the one that gets to decide what sport
is going to be played that day at recess.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Where does he go beachee? What do you mean lower
income school. Oh, nobody can afford a sports ball.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't understand that either. I thought, you know, the
school would provide balls at recess, but obviously not. Obviously
that is not what happens.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What's the basiers by I mean?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I was just like, okay, so if he's in a
basketball mood, he would take the basketball out and they'd
play a game of basketball. If he's in a soccer mood,
he takes the soccer ball out. So he brought those
out yesterday, and.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Then we're see go Hunter's lane.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We set out in front of school for a little
bit and he kicked the soccer ball with a couple buddies.
Then he was playing passing the basketball back and forth
with a couple of his buddies, and then one buddy
he went walking with his mom that way see you Sarah.
So then it's down to him and one other buddy.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I hate to watch you go, love to watch you leave.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Then he's out there with one buddy kicking the soccer ball,
and the kid's grandpa's like, hey, we got to go,
and he walks off.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I mean, I might be the last time you see.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And then it's just baby box, kicking the soccer ball
against the side of.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
The school, and then it's just the soccer ball.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
And then I'm like, hey, budd, hey, hey, let's let's
not on the soccer ball. I'm like, you're about to
kick hit the windows. You're about to hit the windows.
Then we go eat lunch together and he has an
absolute meltdown. I don't know what I want. I don't
know I might throw up. I need to sit down,
and I'm like, do you want chicken tenders or a
(25:05):
chicken sandwich? I don't know what a chicken sandwich looks like.
Show me what a chicken sandwich looks like. Guys, I've
never seen emotions like this. The first week of kindergarten,
every day he would come home and I remember it vividly.
He'd get off the bus, Hey, Bud, how was your day?
I don't want to talk about it. Okay, did you play?
(25:25):
Did you do? You know? What do you guys doing? Jo?
I don't want to talk, Leave me alone. The first
week was emotional hell.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Sounds like his voice sounds like you.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
The last week of kindergarten emotional hell, the emotions of
school ending and not seeing your friends. Everything set him off.
I mean, so he didn't know what he wanted. So
we get in line. It's hey by, we're about to order,
show me a picture of chicken sandwich. I show him
and I order mine and he's like, I still don't
know what I want. I said, all right, you're too late.
(25:55):
I finished ordering. I go sit down. So then he
goes outside and just sits on the side of the
building and I have to go out there and talk
to him, and he's just like all emotionally, has a
couple of rocks and he's just pounding him into the
ground and I'm like, dude, it's okay, it is okay.
And then he cheered up and we ate some chicken.
(26:18):
And then that class that I told you that had
the video montage, not our class, but they had an
end of the year kindergarten party at one of the
neighbor's house. We're not even in that class. It was
just that class, but we crashed the party. We were
there from three until eight thirty. That sounds like the.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Midday guy doing his shift, doing his voice tracking.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Five and a half hours in these people's backyard, a
bounce house, kids running wild, all the parents know each other,
wife and I, and we didn't know any of the
parents except for the people that lived there because we
weren't in that class. But man kindergarten in the books,
it feels really hard.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I think the radio station is blowing up.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
We'll take a break, we'll right back. Oh, no, are
you okay?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Do I need to No, you're good man.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
So I got home in time for the second half
of the thunder Man what again. Let me tell you,
the thunder just take your soul. Then that third quarter
they just reach in there and they just absolutely destroy
every emotion that you have. It's unbelievable because they're doing well,
bad good, tie game. It was a tight game, ray
(27:38):
filibuster as I scroll the stats, No, and So I
got home in time for the second half, and I
watched the thunder meticulously just destroy the Timberwolves in that
third quarter, one possession after another, defensive turnover, rebound, block, steal, foul,
offensive foul, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
A bullet constrictor.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Bullet constrictor is basically why they slow and steady just
suck the life out.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Of him even game. But then they end up winning
by double.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Digits, double digits, and it's amazing when you take Dante Devenchinzo,
who had twelve shots in game one and he only
hit three.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I saw your Facebook post.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And he he so I took him over nine and
a half points. I'm like, if he gets twelve shots again,
there is no doubt, no doubt that he's gonna get
nine ten points.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Don't know the t Wolves offense, but sure.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
But he took twelve shots in game one, so it's easy.
He makes a couple threes, gets fouled one time, that's
ten points, no problem.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Come on, ant, throw it to him.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Throw it to him, man, throw it to man. I
get home. At the beginning of the third quarter. He
has eight points at halftime.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Great, you're golden.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You don't even need to watch the second don't even
need to watch the second half. I watched the entire
third quarter. I think he took one shot in the
third quarter.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's when you tell the old lady you want to
watch a movie, and.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Then you check.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Just got to do a little pocket check.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Just gotta do a little pocket I'm pretty sure he
took one shot in the third quarter that I saw.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
ESPN dot Com must be frozen. It still says eight points.
They don't sometimes the site messes.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Up, and so I'm like, all right, cool, let me
let me check this out. And then he goes to
the bench to start the fourth quarter. I'm like, all
right's sorry, cool, he'll come back about halfway through the fourth.
He played zero minutes in the fourth quarter. He didn't
score a single damn point in the second half.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Were you aware of this that they just use him?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
No, no, in the front side.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No no, I just don't think. I don't know what happened.
I don't know how he didn't play a minute of
the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Coach, coach, coach, we always don't use him in the
fourth quarter, got it, okay?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I mean he may have came in the last thirty
seconds and they just dribbled the ball out and didn't
even shoot it.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I always love looking because you got twelve twenty four
to thirty six forty eight. You want to guys close
to forty eight minutes as possible, because if they're in
the thirties, that coach is gonna pull him for a quarter.
And if you're doing whatever you did, your prop betting,
a quarter is deva stating to a prop bet. So
you always want a guy hovering towards that forty eight mark.
I'm guessing Devincenzo is a thirties guy and you're just
(30:07):
playing with fire at that point.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
It was a disaster. I just sat there and I
was like, man, Vegas, you win again, Man, you win again,
typicthy Captain Vegas. Yeah, a typical cap man. It was like,
I mean, I didn't bet the house or anything. I
just thought it was a little fun one because I
thought I was gonna watch the whole game, and I
just wanted something to cheer for.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
And.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I thought ten points is pretty easy to cheer for.
It's not like I'm asking for someone to score twenty
five and you're just sweating the whole time. To a quarter,
I'm like, deven Cinzo launches three, so he just has
to hit a couple of threes and we're good. And
he had eight points, and I was just like, damn, Vegas,
you're so smart, honey.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You grab me a napkin. Oh is this spaghetti messy?
No sweating?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Sweating over here? I need I need to dab my
fore it. And this sucks. But it was a good game, man.
I mean, the thunder are really good. They're gonna win
the NBA title. Sga is freaking so smooth. His jumper
just he gets in there range game, he's it's really
nice to watch.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And you can see the smooth jumpers right now, SGA
and Ant is Aunt smooth, right, Aunt is smooth, So yeah, Aunt,
Sga Haliburn's sloppy, but he gets it to go in.
But I would say this, who is the guy that
from Boston? Oh, Jylen Brown. He's got a very smooth jumper.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
So the Jalen Browns, Yeah, he's ever with his torn
menis because he didn't really look very good in that
game series against the Knicks.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Anybody that kind of looks like Jordan when they're shooting
obviously was influenced by him. And you got to think
they got a little bit of Jordan in him.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
SGA.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Guy kind of glides, and when you glide in basketball,
that's a good thing. That's a beautiful thing. Because I
was pretty clunky.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, And I just got to say the Timberwolves have
no chance to win the series. Ant he's great. And
then SGA's cousin who's on the Timberwolves, Walker Alexander whatever
his name is. That's pretty fun to watch when cousin
is guarding cousin. That's fun, Okay, Kelsey's no, I think
it's neat.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
But they just wearing half coat. We get they don't
have enough firepower.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I mean, the Thunder are just so eat, like they're
so spread out like they are so they have so
much everywhere they are what do you call it? Well balanced?
That's what I'm looking for. And so yeah, it was
just like, all right, cool, I get it. Thunder the
best team in the NBA and they've been the best
team in the NBA all season and you're seeing it.
They are just they just strangle you. Their defense is legit, homegrown,
dunking on fools. And he started chirping at Devon Cinco
(32:25):
got a tech and I'm thinking, oh, let Devon Jenzo
shoot the tech. No ant man shoots the tech and
he misses it. But it wouldn't matter because Deven Genzo
would have made it and he would have ended with
nine points. We would have been half a point short,
so it wouldn't damn mattered.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Sidebar, you care about what people wear in the audience.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
In the audience, I've.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Seen some old highlights of Jordan fans just wearing whatever
they wanted. Now you got them all wearing a blue shirt.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay, let me tell you, come on, it looked cool,
but what are we doing guys in twenty years?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Remember people look at these historical videos. It looks bad
a when nobody's got phones and everybody's got in their
own clothes, on their own swagger. You're realizing thirty years
people be looking back at you. What the hell were
they doing all wearing blue shirts.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I don't mind the all blue shirts. It looks cool,
but I want to see some jerseys. I want to
see some SGA jersey, Hardenstein jerseys, some Jalen Williams jerseys,
some Caruso jerseys. I want something. It is a little weird,
but it does look cool on TV. But I love
some personality, some old school thundershirt. I want different varieties.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Who's not going to do all that? What team is not,
what stadium doesn't do all T shirt day or thunderstick
Day the Lakers, thank you, msg BRA. You ain't ever
going to see them all wearing the same T shirt
because guess what that is the basketball mecha and you
gotta give them respect for it.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
And they're not corny and not saying it's corny. I
think it still looks cool because when I worked for
the Spurs, I remember because as game day operations, you
had to go and put t shirts on shirts on
the seat, on the seat. I do like that. Everybody.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
One thousand and one, one thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Five hundred and twenty six. How many shirts you got left?
Another thousand? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh I gotta say four for Batter's Box chest day Garlocks.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah. I mean, it's just it's over, dude, It's over,
and I'm gonna try to watch tonight. I'll try to
watch the Knicks and Pacers. I've watched zero seconds of
the Pacers in the playoffs, and every game they play
seems to be amazing.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Are we about to end?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, we're about to be because we're about to get
kicked out of here because listen, it's a shorter pot
today because this studio. I don't even want to talk
about it. People are posting up in our studio for
eight hours a day, and luckily we snuck in here
before they arrived. Their ice coffee was already in here,
and I texted him said, hey, we're using the studio
for at least thirty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Man, I got to it's boardline squatting.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
It really is, and squatter's rights. It's really hard to
evict him. One day he learned that.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Well that and he dropped the coffee, so then he
can go just run some errands.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, he was. The coffee was just in here and
he was not in here, And I'm like.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Uh, was the coffee scheduled eight thirty to nine?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I mean, does the coffee just get to hang out?
Is coffee just like marking your spot?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Needs you guys to do something for us. We don't
have a producer here on Sore Losers Nation SLN. The
new name of the show isn't Sore Losers, It's Sore
Losers Nation because you guys are that big of a part.
I kind of wanted to be like Sports Nations. So
that's a new name of the show. We're not going
to put it the logos up yet. We're still representing
Callaway guys. God bless a Callaway. As long as he
continues to be strong in Callaway, we trust we'll keep
the socials on Callaway. But there's a video clip I
(35:32):
need you to find. It is a family of ten
and the whole every brother and sister goes, oh my gosh,
that one kid's going to college, and every brother and
sister gets up and they're crying. You got the sister crying,
the brother crying, another brother crying, a sister crying. Everybody's crying. Okay,
it's the most heartwarming clip ever. And then the kid
that's going off to college goes, thank you for all
(35:54):
those nice messages, but I'm not dying. I'm just going
to college. And the whole place that robs died laughing. Guys,
find the clip and put it on our Facebook. It
is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Here's the thing, it's the emotions. And I would talk
to my mom yesterday hat box, and I was telling
her about how I almost got emotional when he came
walking out of school as a kindergartener for the last
time yesterday, and she goes, it's going to hit you
at the weirdest times. She said, one time I was
driving with your brother's batter's box.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
What if everybody that you can't hear the clip?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I was there and it was his senior year of
high school. And she goes, I think we were just
going to the grocery store. And she goes out of nowhere.
I just started bawling, bawling and could not figure out why.
And it was just because he's going to college, no matter.
You know how far he went from to college. He
was twelve minutes from my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
He went to one of those Phoenix schools.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
He went to Concordia University, Ray.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Was University of Arizona. He just went upstairs logged on.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
And she said it was just so emotional that he
was going to be out of my house. And it
just randomly cried. So it's gonna happen in all the
all the fields in the world. My kid just finished
kindergarten and I have like it's the biggest deal in
the world. All you people would keep going to college
or graduating college. I came and imagine and I got
a text from the guy that needs the studio said,
TikTok be threat but like clock is sticking. Okay, guys,
(37:19):
Sorry for the short pod. Hopefully it wasn't terrible. Have
a great weekend. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
There will be dead air in four minor market cities
from the hours of ten thirty to eleven.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah. Charles swab In Invitational. Yay, Yeah, all right, we're
out Hey, oh.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
This is there's rivalries budding from these studios.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Is it's getting awkward. It's a right. I gotta, I gotta,
I gotta go to the bathroom. Sorry man, sorry, hey Arnold,
Sorry you didn't get any airtime today. Man, I was
I'll go talk to the big guy time there.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
We'll be done in a minute.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah. I know you had a big segment playing Arnold,
but you out, you got cut.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, we'll talk about coaching the super Bowl, the Kentucky
dirty stage coach. We don't have time.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
TikTok be, TikTok b
Rocked it. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
There.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
It is ah.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
My is my mic on at all?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Okay, you gotta quit doing that. That's gonna drive me nuts.
You were turning it on and off and it was
not cool.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Right, But I'm saying for the truckers out there, it
shows him a little behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You're showing how it works.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh great, is a Beza gonna try to come in here?
I hear his voice.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I hear a zay. We still haven't heard from hi, dude.
He's been hiding. He does not want to talk about
bu Salona well talking about Zach. Guys.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
He got mad the other day because a bird came
in the building. Oh so somebody's been leaving the doors open.
But I believe when I come into work the doors
are open. I think the cleaning people to dry the floors,
open the doors. Oh and then dude, but this time
they took both doors and throw them wide open. I'm
sorry the cleaning staff was doing that. I will, at
my earliest convenience go and shut those doors. But he
(00:54):
was yelling. He goes, there's birds in here, birds ring here,
the pig eggs. It's like, geez Atbiza. I get there
were no pigeons in fronts, but here in America there
are some of these little city pigeon birds. I'm sorry, Abiza.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Well, what's amazing is that they just open the doors.
Do they not worry about the air conditioning bill? Like
I mean, I understand the cleaning lady are not or
cleaning people are not responsible for the air conditioning bill.
They don't have to pay the bills around here. But man,
when you just leave the doors open, guess what, it's
just sucking the AC out and bringing that humidity into
(01:32):
our building. It's not appreciated.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Somebody scales a building, breaks into our system for radio,
goes over the air and all these markets.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
All because we leave the doors open to dry the floors.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
It's I mean, I get we're six floors up here,
but what's keeping somebody from scaling six floors spider man style?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, they got those suction cups. You can go up
real easily.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Come in. All the boards are gone. These are all
thousand dollars boards.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
There are more than a thousand.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Hey bones, yep, yeah is in here?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
How you doing man? Good morning? Yeah I'm doing good too.
Not great though, So the board no, no, no, it's
not a mechanical issue, right, yeah, right, the board's gone.
Hold on, yeah, the board was actually stolen last night,
so I don't I don't think it's mechanical as much
so as disappeared.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Right, yeah, how did that happen? Well, I think the
cleaning people left the doors open to let the floors dry.
So that's how it all went down.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
So Abiza complained about the birds. I should have listened
to him and shut those doors earlier on, and then
that led to the robbery, the heist. If you will, yep,
have lunch called nine one one, because that's his thing
for a bit. Okay, I'll have him do that.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Okay, let's just start the show. I don't know what
the hell's going on, but I look, I can steal
a heer bees. Hey, people are working out in here.
Look at little Dumbell.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
What is that for? I don't know, dude, you're just
strengthening the pinky.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I have no idea. I mean, it's like one week
and they've moved into the studio.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Can you hear the musicause I'm not doing I can
hear it.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm condomless, Yeah, I can hear it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's my new thing.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Really low.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's my new thing. Monday's show was awesome how I sounded,
and I also think it's because I was an octave
lower little bit too much partais on the weekend. Wednesday's
show sucked. Didn't love it, but I've been doing it condomless.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Even think when those Wednesday show was good? Which what
has been our best show this week? Is it gonna
be Today's?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I thought Mondays was great. Today started out good when
I was doing the fake Mike thing explaining a visa
behind the scenes people people get a Chubb for behind
the scenes stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And we're gonna do some water cooler talk, which I
can't wait for.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
But it's not water cooler talk. It's literally about a
water cooler.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's even better. It's even better.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I don't know if you understood the text message about
a water cooler, not generic water cooler talk. At the office.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I literally thought it said water cooler talk about Justin,
and I was like, Oh, this is gonna be interesting.
But you're speaking of a actual water.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Cooler Justin and a water cooler?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Are we talking those big five gallon ones that you know,
you fill up and you press a little button and
water comes out. Can't wait to die. That's the tease.
Don't tell me we're gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Live we Oh the one, two three sore losers?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, So I'll give you this sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Sports genius, y'all. Sison from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live in the north side of Nshville with Bayser,
my wife. We live in the country two point two acres.
We do have two point two kids at Vanderbilt Clinic
twenty three. To be exact. Justin checks in them daily
and we won't sell. We will not sell, just like
all the other ranchers and farmers where we live. Oh
over to you, coach.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, this isn't about me, this is about Justin. I
need to hear.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
So this was funny. It was actually hilarious in the moment.
So does it translate? Time will tell, But it very quick.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We're about to find out.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, so Saturday, it's very quick. No, it's not quick.
I'm gonna I'll draw it out. But we were bar
hopping and I told some people that we'd rock ten bars.
Nothing crazy, pretty small because the sore losers come to
town for the convention. Those people were hitting ten to
fifteen a night, correct, largely Chiefs and Category ten.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah, and most of the time they don't remember that
they hit that many bars until they see the receipts.
They check their credit cards, or they try to figure
out where their credit card is because they opened a
tab and they left and then they have to retrace
their steps. It's fuzzy, don't remember much.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
So it's funny now that we're me and Justin both
are just what We're on the brink of forty. You
are into your forties, so we can kind of play
that old card and when it when we accidentally play it,
it is absolutely hilarious and it leads to the funniest things.
So that's precisely where the story is all about. We
bar hop, we went brunch at Blanco, then we went Midtown.
(05:58):
We did odies, we did Red Door Losers, Riley Duckman,
over to Gars Dip down to barstool, and that crowd
is all twenty somethings, right, there's some.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Rockets there is It pretty crowded there.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
It wasn't the time we went there. But also as
a block party, So I believe they were building for
something that was going to go down at five. Obviously
i'd be in bed at five, correct. And we go
upstairs a bar up there. They got all kinds of
TVs and they got that astro turf. So it's kind
of dope to be on the patio ish area. But
it's a good crowd. I don't even know. I don't
look at the waitresses. But Justin said, all of them
(06:35):
absolute rockets, and we're trying to get some drinks. So
we go up there and we were doing it was Angelina, Justin,
me Beazer, so it was we were taking turns. Me
and Bazer do drinks. They do a round, Justin does
a round. There's Justin's turn, all right, love it. So
the aforementioned rockets are just all up there, the whole
top decked, serving drinks, doing their thing. And so Justin
(06:56):
it's his big time to shine. He's gonna pull out
the car man. He's a bit, he's a big vndorbilt
medical professional. He's got that card man. It always swipes.
It's just great. So he's gonna go get us some drinks.
So at barstool, there's two areas of the upstairs there's
the big bar area where there's a dude just slinging it. Man,
he's got shirtless, just got the bottle cap opener, just bleeding.
(07:18):
I mean, he's just whipping drinks left and right. Then
over to the right there's another little area and a
water cooler right there on the corner. So the uh
so the water cooler area has all the rockets. Aforementioned
rockets got it and then and there weren't nothing. I mean,
they're wearing brad tops, they got the ath leisure on, giggling.
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They're all I think fresh out of college is trying
to find their way in America right now, and it's Justin.
This is his moment to shine. So he's gonna go
order drinks. Well apparently he hasn't ordered drinks in a minute.
This is where the age comes in. He goes up
to them, and everybody knows the way I mean the
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water at barstool. The water cooler area is the water
cooler area, and it's actually blocked off. So those rockets
they don't even have access to the bar or any
of the drinks. And so Justin goes up to these
like five chicks. Uh yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna get
I'm gonna get a butt heavy. I'm gonna do two
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high noons for him. Laura. Laura went, okay, Laura is
gonna get the beser's gonna get the Red Bull vodka
and the Angelina. She's gonna do a high noon, so
we'll do all. That girl looks at him like he's
a forty year old idiot, and she goes, I don't
even have access to the bar. This is just the
water cooler area. So you would have to go over
there to that guy. He's the one that serves the
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drinks for us. You get a table and then we
go come over to your table and we get your order,
and then we go to the bartender and then he'll
make the drinks.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
And she points to it and these chicks are in
a cornered off area.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
They can't even reach any drinks.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
And we all fall out.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
He's trying to make an impression, dude, we are on
the flour dyey laugh and she goes, we don't.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Even we can't even if we wanted to, can't even
have access to the bar. We're just the water cooler area.
And to tell us they can't even get us the drinks.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What are you thinking? Man, this is the water cooler.
It's so obvious.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
It's so obvious at barts don't and just.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
And ordered drinks from the water cooler area.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Hey, man, if you want to water, they got you.
But he did so that he's pissed.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh he's ready to leave because he's already he's embarrassed
and he's ready to leave, like he's like, these chicks
put me in my place. It made me feel like
an old, out of touch individual.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And he just he's like, what do you what?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
So so I'm supposed to know that they don't have
any access to the bar.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
They can, yeah, take five waters. Apparently they only have
access to the water. And I go, no, dummy, you
have to get a table and then they'll give the
order to the bartender and they go around. But this
is just a corral where they're they all set up
shop and they're able to type in their orders. This
isn't an actual bar, even though it's right next to
the ball justin.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
There's this thing called bottle service. They are the bottle
service girls. That's all they do. They don't do individual drinks.
They don't get you your pina Colada. They don't do
any of that crap. They don't have time to be
popping open high noons. They're popping bottles of kettle one.
They're they're bopping bottles of domb that's what they are
there for. And they put sparklers in it. They bring
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a sign with them and sometimes they put inappropriate things
on the signs and they lose their job. You can
google that story. And I mean, what an idiot.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
And so the girls that are all giggling that we
got the rockets laughing their butts off, and.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
We're all like, oh my god, he tried to order
drinks from the water cooler.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
And then he's pissed. I don't even know if he
paid for that route. But then he goes to the guy,
the bro with the nose sleeves. I'll just take five drinks.
I don't even care what they are, just get me something.
Throws him his card. Hey.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
For the next forty five minutes, we're like, man, bro
tried to order drinks from the water cooler.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Bro, when was the last time you bought drinks for
the crew? Hey?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Man, Hey j Justin, You're a real hero man. Thanks
for going to that water cooler and then us five
drinks of water man, you really hey, wait a step
up in a big way.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Hey, how was I supposed to know that the girl?
The dummies didn't have any access to the bar. It's
right next to the bar. Who puts a wall in
between that area in the bar? Why would they not
have access?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Hey? Justin You notice how they're not opening and they
don't have anything. They're not popping anything. The other guy
he's pouring drinks and opening high noons. What were they doing?
They were scrolling their phone. That tells you you can't
order drinks from them.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Don't even get me started, old man talk on that.
The charm of a bar cheers where everybody knows your name.
Now everybody knows their phone. There's no conversation, there's no oh,
what do you guys do? Oh, you're from here? None,
none of that. Because if they're downtime, they're playing minecraft.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
They're playing with friends, they're playing what's the other one?
Candy Crush? Is that still popular?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I mean, let's be real, they're probably sending pictures of
them playing.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
But they're probably scrolling what is that called tinder?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
So yeah, so the loser to the nation guys when
you come back to town, be aware of that. On
the top flight of barstool.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Okay, don't make the same don't pull adjustin, dude, that's
our new shirt. We gotta get a water cooler.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Don't pull it.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Don't pull justin, dude, that's it, that's the new shirt.
It's going on there, and justin, you get zero percent
of the proceeds. You were part of the story, but
you're not part of the prophets. We'll take a break,
we'll be right back. Dude. Let me tell you something.
Kindergarteners are hilarious.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
And I have a follow up on this kid talk.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't know where kindergarteners learn their language, where they learn,
what they learn, how they talk, any of that. So
I am at a kindergarten thing yesterday and this kindergartener
he walks up to me. I don't know this kid,
and he says, my.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Butt is your father funny?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And I said, oh, that's why I stink so bad.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I was saying, hi, father.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Thinking, Okay, that'll get this kid away from me. I mean,
don't know. It tastes guts for this kid. I mean,
he's obviously friends with my kid. But he doesn't know me.
It's not like I've ever seen this kid. You know,
they know each other from school. And he walks up goes,
my butt is your father. And I look at that
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kid straight in the eyes and I said, yeah, that's
probably why I stink so much, thinking that's it. He's
going to turn around and walk away. And what comes
out of his mouth next, Uh, oh my god. So
we go. My butt is your father, That's why I
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stink so much. His comeback and my balls.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Kindergartenden, Well, that's a detention. Parents are not parenting anymore.
It is free range.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I said, well, I don't know what, Like, listen, I
don't know where kindergartener hits and mar balls. And he
did the whole chop at his balls? Like where did
he learn that?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
At Pops pops at home on a Sunday?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And how how does he come to me who he
does not know, just because he knows my son and
has the guts to tell first, to tell me that
his butt it's my father and his ball. I laughed
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so hard. I was like, kid, if your mom heard
you talking to me like that, she would think I've
been telling you these things. Get away, from me.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
That kid grew up to be Paul Diddy.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
That was my running with a kindergartener yesterday. That left
me just baffled, going, huh so that's what you're talking
about on the playground and my balls told you.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Father on the phone with his family goes, I'm out
here on the golf course playing with my orange balls.
Daughters in the background, honey, stop saying that. Yet Sarah's
still here. She has he gone to school. Well, I'm
gonna go play with my orange balls. It's common now.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
It was very weird. It was very strange, very like
what's going on? But yes, I never met the kid,
funny kid. Obviously, I guess he's gonna be the class clown.
He's gonna be doing some stand up comedy because the
fact that he said and my balls. I don't want
any association with your balls, dude, because if you say, hey,
baby Box's dad my balls, people are gonna be thinking
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I'm doing something with your balls and we cannot be
having that. I do not know him. It was the
first time I met him. Put it on record that
I've never talked to him about balls.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
The graduation, Are you talking about any of that? No,
it wasn't a graduation, right, But are you gonna address
any of that?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Yeah, we'll talking about it right now. No, No, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
So the people I follow, Nick and Kik, Nick and
k they have kids. Yeah, one of them just finished
elementary school. Okay, and they go to the one of
the wealthy privyh I got it. This has gotta stop
because they did an Instagram story. Love their stories. I
get fall on with their lives, see their kids. I
know everything about them, and it's awesome because they honestly
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lived the most charmed life ever. They have this new thing.
There's a big old video screen at the school.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Noted that I said privy, affluent, huge video screen and dude,
I get to graduation. It's cool. Let them cap and gown. Boom.
You kids are going to be somebody. Let's go to
middle school. They do these things of where it would
put a picture of the kid when their first day
of kindergarten and then it would morph into their fifth
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grade year. Why we got to pull the heart strings.
Parents are just bawling their eyes out. It shows their
kid age six years.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
That's pretty incredible.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
In front of the parents as they're sitting there emotional
music being played. You got that's crime music, top of
the hour. It's terrible. But guys, why we got to
do that. We don't got to make the situation any
more emotional than it is. Yeah, if you, if you're
gonna show us more from the when our first day
at radio to now, dude, we be balling our eyes
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out because back then we had hot we had dreams
and aspirations.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
And now we're just stuck in dead end jobs that.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Would sound like disgruntled employees. You can't do the time warp, dude.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
I'll tell you what. Yesterday was the last day at
kindergarten for baby boy.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
There we go. I teed you right up.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
It was a rough one for me. Here we go.
It felt like we had just started down this path.
Like I still remember the whole him being born six
weeks early, the nick you all that, and then fine,
well it's not even think that far back. I just
remember eight months ago, the start of kindergarten, going to
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the kindergarten meet up, him being so nervous, and us
walking up to school that first day to drop him off,
and him being a little apprehensive about going inside because
he knew nobody doesn't know a soul. Well, he knows
some of the kids, but none in his class, like
none of the kids from the neighborhood were going to
be in his class. His backpack is about as big
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as him, and I'm like, this is this is crazy.
And it went by like that, don't blink, no, don't.
I can't listen to that song. I'm not going to
listen to that song, and or don't listen to next
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thing you know either because next thing you know, he's
gonna be in high school and I'm not gonna be
able to take it.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Ra was a puddle in that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
There was a video on Instagram or Twitter yesterday that
I saw and it was kids in sixth grade asking
their senior year self something and so they had them
like asking and it was like when they were in
sixth grade and then boom the video is their senior
year them graduating answering that question from themselves back in
sixth grade.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Was it ai or did they actually have them in
sixth Great foresight on the teachers.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Props, unbelievable, great, great creativity.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Same with the teachers that had his berry stuff a
time capsule and we never went and dug up. We
forgot exactly where this location was. Construction crews come through.
You never get to see those.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And so yesterday, you know what outfit I made him wear.
I put it out the night before.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Would you mind wearing first thing you ever wore a
kindergarten those board shorts SpongeBob down by the ocean and
down by the sea.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
No, you're exactly right. I put him in the exact
same shorts, exact same shirt for his first day and
last day. So the first day of school, that shirt
that he wore in those shorts, he wore them on
the last day And luckily it was a half day yesterday,
and we got out of here early enough that I
went to that school. I didn't make him ride the
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bus home. I waited for him as he came down
those steps. And when he came down those steps, I
was like, oh my gosh, this is so intense. Like
I was just so like, wow, this is crazy. He
walked out of there for the last time as a kindergartener.
And then one of the classes, not his, the teacher.
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This is what I found out. They had award ceremonies
like last week, and so the parents got to go
to the classroom and watch the awards, and she had
taken pictures of the kids all throughout the year, like
getting on the bus, getting off the bus in the classroom,
and she did a video montage from their first day
to the last to the awards ceremony and played Taylor
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Swift like never Grow Up or something like that. And
one of the parents that I taught to said, every
single parent in there just tears flow went down the faces.
But what insight. What a great idea by that teacher,
because the parents had no idea that she had been
taking pictures in little videos to make a video montage
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to play at the end of the year. Fantastic sesh.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
We need to get her to do some social media
work for us. I agree on at the convention the
start of people and then the end.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Them getting off the plane or drive and they enter
the city limits of Nashville.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
And then at the end they're hung over at the
airport and Aquafina Tosaani.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, they got sunglasses on, hoods up. They're just curled
up in the fetal position at the gate. They oh
my gosh, wheel chair me on.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
But when you saw your kid coming back from war
or I'm sorry finishing his grade? What did you do?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I got a little like, oh my gosh, this is crazy,
and I gave him a big hug and he came out.
And here's the great part. He had his basketball or
his soccer ball in his hand, basketball in the backpack.
Because for the first month all he did was the
monkey bars every day on the playground monkey bars, and
he had his hands were so ripped to shreds that
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I've never seen anything like it. And I said, dude,
why don't you ever play like soccer or something? Goes Dad,
we don't have a soccer ball for recess. I said, dude,
well you can take one. He goes, can I really, what.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Do you think they do in the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
So we emailed us. He goes, will you ask my teacher?
So we sent a soccer ball. Once the teacher said yes,
And then once he played basketball, he's like, Dad, do
you think I can take a basketball? So he's been
the soccer ball provider and basketball provider every day at recess.
So he's the one that gets to decide what sport
is going to be played that day at recess.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Where does he go beachee? What do you mean lower
income school. Oh, nobody can afford a sports ball.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't understand that either. I thought, you know, the
school would provide balls at recess, but obviously not. Obviously
that is not what happens.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What's the basiers by I mean?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
I was just like, okay, so if he's in a
basketball mood, he would take the basketball out and they'd
play a game of basketball. If he's in a soccer mood,
he takes the soccer ball out. So he brought those
out yesterday, and.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Then we're see go Hunter's lane.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
We set out in front of school for a little
bit and he kicked the soccer ball with a couple buddies.
Then he was playing passing the basketball back and forth
with a couple of his buddies, and then one buddy
he went walking with his mom that way see you Sarah.
So then it's down to him and one other buddy.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I hate to watch you go, love to watch you leave.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Then he's out there with one buddy kicking the soccer ball,
and the kid's grandpa's like, hey, we got to go,
and he walks off.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I mean, I might be the last time you see.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
And then it's just baby box, kicking the soccer ball
against the side of.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
The school, and then it's just the soccer ball.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
And then I'm like, hey, budd, hey, hey, let's let's
not on the soccer ball. I'm like, you're about to
kick hit the windows. You're about to hit the windows.
Then we go eat lunch together and he has an
absolute meltdown. I don't know what I want. I don't
know I might throw up. I need to sit down,
and I'm like, do you want chicken tenders or a
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chicken sandwich? I don't know what a chicken sandwich looks like.
Show me what a chicken sandwich looks like. Guys, I've
never seen emotions like this. The first week of kindergarten,
every day he would come home and I remember it vividly.
He'd get off the bus, Hey, Bud, how was your day?
I don't want to talk about it. Okay, did you play?
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Did you do? You know? What do you guys doing? Jo?
I don't want to talk, Leave me alone. The first
week was emotional hell.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Sounds like his voice sounds like you.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
The last week of kindergarten emotional hell, the emotions of
school ending and not seeing your friends. Everything set him off.
I mean, so he didn't know what he wanted. So
we get in line. It's hey by, we're about to order,
show me a picture of chicken sandwich. I show him
and I order mine and he's like, I still don't
know what I want. I said, all right, you're too late.
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I finished ordering. I go sit down. So then he
goes outside and just sits on the side of the
building and I have to go out there and talk
to him, and he's just like all emotionally, has a
couple of rocks and he's just pounding him into the
ground and I'm like, dude, it's okay, it is okay.
And then he cheered up and we ate some chicken.
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And then that class that I told you that had
the video montage, not our class, but they had an
end of the year kindergarten party at one of the
neighbor's house. We're not even in that class. It was
just that class, but we crashed the party. We were
there from three until eight thirty. That sounds like the.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Midday guy doing his shift, doing his voice tracking.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Five and a half hours in these people's backyard, a
bounce house, kids running wild, all the parents know each other,
wife and I, and we didn't know any of the
parents except for the people that lived there because we
weren't in that class. But man kindergarten in the books,
it feels really hard.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I think the radio station is blowing up.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
We'll take a break, we'll right back. Oh, no, are
you okay?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Do I need to No, you're good man.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
So I got home in time for the second half
of the thunder Man what again. Let me tell you,
the thunder just take your soul. Then that third quarter
they just reach in there and they just absolutely destroy
every emotion that you have. It's unbelievable because they're doing well,
bad good, tie game. It was a tight game, ray
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filibuster as I scroll the stats, No, and So I
got home in time for the second half, and I
watched the thunder meticulously just destroy the Timberwolves in that
third quarter, one possession after another, defensive turnover, rebound, block, steal, foul,
offensive foul, unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
A bullet constrictor.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Bullet constrictor is basically why they slow and steady just
suck the life out.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Of him even game. But then they end up winning
by double.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Digits, double digits, and it's amazing when you take Dante Devenchinzo,
who had twelve shots in game one and he only
hit three.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I saw your Facebook post.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And he he so I took him over nine and
a half points. I'm like, if he gets twelve shots again,
there is no doubt, no doubt that he's gonna get
nine ten points.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Don't know the t Wolves offense, but sure.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
But he took twelve shots in game one, so it's easy.
He makes a couple threes, gets fouled one time, that's
ten points, no problem.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Come on, ant, throw it to him.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Throw it to him, man, throw it to man. I
get home. At the beginning of the third quarter. He
has eight points at halftime.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Great, you're golden.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You don't even need to watch the second don't even
need to watch the second half. I watched the entire
third quarter. I think he took one shot in the
third quarter.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
That's when you tell the old lady you want to
watch a movie, and.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Then you check.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Just got to do a little pocket check.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Just gotta do a little pocket I'm pretty sure he
took one shot in the third quarter that I saw.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
ESPN dot Com must be frozen. It still says eight points.
They don't sometimes the site messes.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Up, and so I'm like, all right, cool, let me
let me check this out. And then he goes to
the bench to start the fourth quarter. I'm like, all
right's sorry, cool, he'll come back about halfway through the fourth.
He played zero minutes in the fourth quarter. He didn't
score a single damn point in the second half.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Were you aware of this that they just use him?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:30):
No, no, in the front side.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No no, I just don't think. I don't know what happened.
I don't know how he didn't play a minute of
the fourth quarter.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Coach, coach, coach, we always don't use him in the
fourth quarter, got it, okay?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I mean he may have came in the last thirty
seconds and they just dribbled the ball out and didn't
even shoot it.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I always love looking because you got twelve twenty four
to thirty six forty eight. You want to guys close
to forty eight minutes as possible, because if they're in
the thirties, that coach is gonna pull him for a quarter.
And if you're doing whatever you did, your prop betting,
a quarter is deva stating to a prop bet. So
you always want a guy hovering towards that forty eight mark.
I'm guessing Devincenzo is a thirties guy and you're just
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playing with fire at that point.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
It was a disaster. I just sat there and I
was like, man, Vegas, you win again, Man, you win again,
typicthy Captain Vegas. Yeah, a typical cap man. It was like,
I mean, I didn't bet the house or anything. I
just thought it was a little fun one because I
thought I was gonna watch the whole game, and I
just wanted something to cheer for.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
And.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I thought ten points is pretty easy to cheer for.
It's not like I'm asking for someone to score twenty
five and you're just sweating the whole time. To a quarter,
I'm like, deven Cinzo launches three, so he just has
to hit a couple of threes and we're good. And
he had eight points, and I was just like, damn, Vegas,
you're so smart, honey.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
You grab me a napkin. Oh is this spaghetti messy?
No sweating?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Sweating over here? I need I need to dab my
fore it. And this sucks. But it was a good game, man.
I mean, the thunder are really good. They're gonna win
the NBA title. Sga is freaking so smooth. His jumper
just he gets in there range game, he's it's really
nice to watch.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
And you can see the smooth jumpers right now, SGA
and Ant is Aunt smooth, right, Aunt is smooth, So yeah, Aunt,
Sga Haliburn's sloppy, but he gets it to go in.
But I would say this, who is the guy that
from Boston? Oh, Jylen Brown. He's got a very smooth jumper.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
So the Jalen Browns, Yeah, he's ever with his torn
menis because he didn't really look very good in that
game series against the Knicks.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Anybody that kind of looks like Jordan when they're shooting
obviously was influenced by him. And you got to think
they got a little bit of Jordan in him.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
SGA.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Guy kind of glides, and when you glide in basketball,
that's a good thing. That's a beautiful thing. Because I
was pretty clunky.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, And I just got to say the Timberwolves have
no chance to win the series. Ant he's great. And
then SGA's cousin who's on the Timberwolves, Walker Alexander whatever
his name is. That's pretty fun to watch when cousin
is guarding cousin. That's fun, Okay, Kelsey's no, I think
it's neat.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
But they just wearing half coat. We get they don't
have enough firepower.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
I mean, the Thunder are just so eat, like they're
so spread out like they are so they have so
much everywhere they are what do you call it? Well balanced?
That's what I'm looking for. And so yeah, it was
just like, all right, cool, I get it. Thunder the
best team in the NBA and they've been the best
team in the NBA all season and you're seeing it.
They are just they just strangle you. Their defense is legit, homegrown,
dunking on fools. And he started chirping at Devon Cinco
(32:25):
got a tech and I'm thinking, oh, let Devon Jenzo
shoot the tech. No ant man shoots the tech and
he misses it. But it wouldn't matter because Deven Genzo
would have made it and he would have ended with
nine points. We would have been half a point short,
so it wouldn't damn mattered.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Sidebar, you care about what people wear in the audience.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
In the audience, I've.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Seen some old highlights of Jordan fans just wearing whatever
they wanted. Now you got them all wearing a blue shirt.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Okay, let me tell you, come on, it looked cool,
but what are we doing guys in twenty years?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Remember people look at these historical videos. It looks bad
a when nobody's got phones and everybody's got in their
own clothes, on their own swagger. You're realizing thirty years
people be looking back at you. What the hell were
they doing all wearing blue shirts.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I don't mind the all blue shirts. It looks cool,
but I want to see some jerseys. I want to
see some SGA jersey, Hardenstein jerseys, some Jalen Williams jerseys,
some Caruso jerseys. I want something. It is a little weird,
but it does look cool on TV. But I love
some personality, some old school thundershirt. I want different varieties.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Who's not going to do all that? What team is not,
what stadium doesn't do all T shirt day or thunderstick
Day the Lakers, thank you, msg BRA. You ain't ever
going to see them all wearing the same T shirt
because guess what that is the basketball mecha and you
gotta give them respect for it.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
And they're not corny and not saying it's corny. I
think it still looks cool because when I worked for
the Spurs, I remember because as game day operations, you
had to go and put t shirts on shirts on
the seat, on the seat. I do like that. Everybody.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
One thousand and one, one thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Five hundred and twenty six. How many shirts you got left?
Another thousand? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh I gotta say four for Batter's Box chest day Garlocks.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah. I mean, it's just it's over, dude, It's over,
and I'm gonna try to watch tonight. I'll try to
watch the Knicks and Pacers. I've watched zero seconds of
the Pacers in the playoffs, and every game they play
seems to be amazing.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Are we about to end?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Yeah, we're about to be because we're about to get
kicked out of here because listen, it's a shorter pot
today because this studio. I don't even want to talk
about it. People are posting up in our studio for
eight hours a day, and luckily we snuck in here
before they arrived. Their ice coffee was already in here,
and I texted him said, hey, we're using the studio
for at least thirty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Man, I got to it's boardline squatting.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
It really is, and squatter's rights. It's really hard to
evict him. One day he learned that.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Well that and he dropped the coffee, so then he
can go just run some errands.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Yeah, he was. The coffee was just in here and
he was not in here, And I'm like.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Uh, was the coffee scheduled eight thirty to nine?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I mean, does the coffee just get to hang out?
Is coffee just like marking your spot?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Needs you guys to do something for us. We don't
have a producer here on Sore Losers Nation SLN. The
new name of the show isn't Sore Losers, It's Sore
Losers Nation because you guys are that big of a part.
I kind of wanted to be like Sports Nations. So
that's a new name of the show. We're not going
to put it the logos up yet. We're still representing
Callaway guys. God bless a Callaway. As long as he
continues to be strong in Callaway, we trust we'll keep
the socials on Callaway. But there's a video clip I
(35:32):
need you to find. It is a family of ten
and the whole every brother and sister goes, oh my gosh,
that one kid's going to college, and every brother and
sister gets up and they're crying. You got the sister crying,
the brother crying, another brother crying, a sister crying. Everybody's crying. Okay,
it's the most heartwarming clip ever. And then the kid
that's going off to college goes, thank you for all
(35:54):
those nice messages, but I'm not dying. I'm just going
to college. And the whole place that robs died laughing. Guys,
find the clip and put it on our Facebook. It
is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Here's the thing, it's the emotions. And I would talk
to my mom yesterday hat box, and I was telling
her about how I almost got emotional when he came
walking out of school as a kindergartener for the last
time yesterday, and she goes, it's going to hit you
at the weirdest times. She said, one time I was
driving with your brother's batter's box.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
What if everybody that you can't hear the clip?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I was there and it was his senior year of
high school. And she goes, I think we were just
going to the grocery store. And she goes out of nowhere.
I just started bawling, bawling and could not figure out why.
And it was just because he's going to college, no matter.
You know how far he went from to college. He
was twelve minutes from my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
He went to one of those Phoenix schools.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
He went to Concordia University, Ray.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Was University of Arizona. He just went upstairs logged on.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
And she said it was just so emotional that he
was going to be out of my house. And it
just randomly cried. So it's gonna happen in all the
all the fields in the world. My kid just finished
kindergarten and I have like it's the biggest deal in
the world. All you people would keep going to college
or graduating college. I came and imagine and I got
a text from the guy that needs the studio said,
TikTok be threat but like clock is sticking. Okay, guys,
(37:19):
Sorry for the short pod. Hopefully it wasn't terrible. Have
a great weekend. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
There will be dead air in four minor market cities
from the hours of ten thirty to eleven.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah. Charles swab In Invitational. Yay, Yeah, all right, we're
out Hey, oh.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
This is there's rivalries budding from these studios.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Is it's getting awkward. It's a right. I gotta, I gotta,
I gotta go to the bathroom. Sorry man, sorry, hey Arnold,
Sorry you didn't get any airtime today. Man, I was
I'll go talk to the big guy time there.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
We'll be done in a minute.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah. I know you had a big segment playing Arnold,
but you out, you got cut.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah, we'll talk about coaching the super Bowl, the Kentucky
dirty stage coach. We don't have time.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
TikTok be, TikTok b
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