April 18, 2025 • 51 mins
In this episode Arnold is back in the studio to talk about his trips which included the Super Bowl, The Final Four, and wrapped up at The Masters! Plus The Bad News Bears hit the basketball court and we recap how un-athletic we looked trying to hoop. Lunchbox saw the coolest story about a kid playing hoop at the local gym that turned into a college scholarship. Then we find out all about Lunchbox's dream he had about a member of Sore Losers Nation and it's very awkward.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yop.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh what a day, man, it feels weird. There's nothing
to watch on TV this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Kidding me? What NBA playoffs start?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Do they?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah? You got the number one Seeds playing on Sunday
on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What do we do on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Saturday?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
There has to be other games on Saturday, right.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
All I know is Celtics are two thirty on Sunday
and noon is where we get to see this thunder
team that everybody's thundering about.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, I won't be watching because I will be out
hutting easter rings because it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Is thunder and lightning? Whoa thunder?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You know who thunder and lightning was? And baseball back
in the day? Little trivia for you. Do you know
who they called thunder and lightning? And maybe they didn't,
but maybe this is just what I was told.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Was it some guy that did smack? No, I'm gonna
assume it was Barry Bonds and Mo Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Close, Keith Mitchell and Bill Clark Giants giants.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Kid, I'm in a lot under lightning password Willie May's kid.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Now, I don't know if they were really called thunder
and Lightning or if Keith kid that's thunder and lighting.
It's a beautiful thing. I don't know if that was
their nickname or he just named him that. I have
no idea because I was a kid, and so I
just assumed that was their nicknames.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And I would almost say the announcers probably give these
guys the nicknames. These these schmucks have to watch every
one of these one hundred and sixty two games. I've
been following the Yankees feeling feeling judge for the home
run leader for the year. He's like down by two.
Some Saunderson guys in the league and some other Jamo Saunderson,
you know who he plays for, the Vegas team.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The A's, the Sacramento A's.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yes, the Vegas Sacramento yeha. And so I've been watching
Michael Kay. You might you gotta come up with nicknames
for everybody if you're just gonna watch these fools every day.
Another Yankees game. But he keeps the excitement. Hey, it's
Yankees baseball, Michael Kay, Let's go Yankees.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I used to think two things I wanted to do
in life. One I wanted to be a baseball announcer,
and two I want or when I want to I
want to have season tickets to a Major League Baseball team.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Still had the chance. That sounds no no.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
As I got older, I realized how terrible both of
those would be. One announcing one hundred and sixty two games,
and how much travel, and how they're always on the road.
Maybe for a fout two or three years that would
be fun, But twenty years down the road, when you've
been to all the cities you've done, Oh my gosh,
(02:31):
I feel like that would.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Get so old. That has to be the worst job.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The worst job. I mean, you are playing middle July
in Oakland when they were in Oakland, there's twelve people
in the stands. Both of you are eliminated from playoff condition,
and you got to act like you're excited. That would
be terrible. Then, if you have season tickets you go
(02:55):
to eighty one games. You gotta find people to take
your tickets for eighty one games?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What do you mean if you go you're gonna go
to them? There is no way right make a profit dividends, dummy,
you are going to eighty one games.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
There's just no chance.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
If it's in your city yard predators, when I live downtown,
you bite your d when you talk to me man,
when I live downtown. I went to a half of
the Predators games, half including the Stanley Cup final.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That is not all of them.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I went to a lot, a lot, but.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I bet you it wasn't even half. It feels like
a lot, but I guarantee you you missed most of them.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
So a losers nation went to a game in January.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
True that they won two big didn't they.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Dude, we were the worst team in hockey this year
and the one game we go to we beat the wild.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Heck, yeah, we did.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Know.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What I'm saying is this, and this is before the
pitch clock. Just imagine if you had eighty one games
and the series is Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night.
So you go Friday night before the pitch clock. You're
getting there at seven o'clock, four and a half hour game,
get in your car, drive home. By the time you're
(04:05):
home it's twelve thirty. The next day, you do it
all over again, and then all over again. The next
day you still got seventy eight games to go. It's
that's a scary proposition. So I have changed my tune.
I would never want season tickets to a major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Team, and you know the New York Yankees fans, this
is just a sidebar. They chant the names of the players,
and the players have to turn around and salute the
bleacher creatures every home game.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh I didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Irine, Judge, Eirine Judge. Judge has to turn around and
salute them. Jesz Chisum, jez Chezum, Paul, the entire outfield, infield,
I don't think they do. The pitcher or catcher, and
(04:55):
the guys have to turn around and give a salute,
a heartfelt. Judge does a cool one. He'll do I
think he does the heart.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And he should do the gavel.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That would be funny.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He's a judge.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Some of them do a little sudden some of them look,
you can tell they're annoyed as hell. They'll give up.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Thank you, guys. I get it every home game. You
guys are the best, and the fans are so proud
that they do that, and the players then do it
back to them.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I get the fans wanting to do it because if
you're a Yankee fan and you see it on TV
and you go to your one game or your two games,
that's something you want to participate in that seems exciting.
But the players after about ten games, they're like, oh
my gosh, here we go again, all right? Or they
could just go Aaron turn around in a salute before
they even get into the champ And here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It has to take away, just like when you're doing
miked up. It has to take away a little bit.
There's gonna be a line drive hit and a player's
dicking around. It's while the play. The ball is in play,
Aaron Judge, he's dicking around doing the heart tap with
this pitch clock. Pitcher throws it in there, you're missing
a fly ball.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Hey, how does he look in right field? I haven't
seen him.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Is that where he's playing at?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's what I told her.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He was moving. They've been on the road. I haven't
seen him do the Aaron Judge. Thinking about five games.
But right now they're in a swing. Where are they at?
They're at Steinbrenner Park. Apparently Tampa doesn't even play at
home anymore, No.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Because they got damaged by the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yep, yep, yeah, they said it was unplayable. So where
are they playing? Steinbrenner Park? When they play where is
that Tampa outside of there. Okay, it's a minor league stadium.
I think the Yankees play spring training there because it's
name Steinbrenner Park.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's a little weird for the Tampa Bay Rays to
play in Yankee stadiums away, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That makes total sense. Because I looked up the dimensions,
I was like, oh, it's gonna be easy to hit
a home run. They're the exact same dimensions as Yankee
Stadium three eighteen to left. It's because it's their spring
training home. They must try to replicate the exact stadium
in the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
They want them to get used to hitting in their ballpark. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
No, the more, you know, let's say.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We must, We'll start the show.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Man started. Man, I've been watching Yankees games every night.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I can tell.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean, goodness great, I'm figuring out launch angle, all
kinds of Aaron Judge. He's just not getting his launch
right now. He's at fifteen degrees. He's got to get
it to twenty. You know, he has the fastest swing
speed in Major League Baseball. I didn't know that, but
you know, if a guy hits the ball eighty miles
an hour, you had the exit velocity, not exit velocity.
But if his bat speed is eighty miles an hour,
(07:14):
there's about a ninety nine percent chance he gets a hit.
Why did nobody tell us this his kids, All you
have to do is swing fast.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
We didn't have We wouldn't. We weren't smart enough to
think about as a math equation. We thought of it
as like can they hit the ball. But I will
say that my six year old baby box, he did
get a bike home run the other day in baseball.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
We were riding bikes home from school and he wanted
to stop by his baseball field and he rode his
bike over all the bases got a home run.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Groundskeeper is gonna love that come Monday.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
They were probably not happy because they had had it,
lined it and chalked it, probably for the game that night.
They probably had a game that evening, and.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Don't touch the chalk, kid head.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
He definitely rode his bike. He started home after like
he hit it, started pedaling over first base, over second base,
over third base, and he crossed home plate and rode
his bike off the field and we rode on home
bike home run, and he went home and he told
his brothers I got a bike home run. They're like,
how'd you do that? He's like, I rode my bike
over the bases. So now the brothers want to go
(08:15):
do it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Barenthood so fun. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We oh the one two too sore loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
What's up, everybody? It's Arnold.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'm back in studio. I'll tell you about Augusta, New
Orleans and San Antonio today.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
How do you ray?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
What's up, y'all? It's sizzing. I'm from the North Alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with a
Broadway girl now a country girl, two point two anchors,
two point two kids. I have a heart attack when
I'm seventy two. Those kids are a Vanderbilt clinic. Justin
and Electrophysiology is looking after them for me. Thanks Justin.
Over to you, man man.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It's Easter weekend. Big weekend at the box house. We
are so excited to have it. Usually we get stuck
hosting the Easter festivities. For the neighborhood. We have a
couple families that always nominate our house because they always
host other things. This year a mom that has never
been invited to our Easter get together. No, she was
invited to our Easter get together last year. It was
(09:22):
the first year I met him. I love the milk
Maide spring dress. That's beautiful. She hit the text and said, hey,
would you like to come to our house for Easter?
And so all of us are going over there on Sunday.
She lives like a block and a half from us,
and I forgot I had never met her or her
husband last year, and they showed up at the house,
knocked on the front door, and that's when Baby Box
(09:44):
two was like, Dad, Dad, I'm done poop, and come
look at my poop. And it was the biggest poop
I've ever seen. Proud moment.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Huge happened one time boy Scout camp. Yeah, they counselor said,
I don't know how it could have gotten that big.
They thought it was a bear, but it was actually
my twin brother.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And so I went and got my wife and she's
letting them in the front door. I was like, you
gotta come look at his poop like it's huge. And
these people I never met, so she had to leave
them to go look at her poop the poop and
she was like, you just did that and I don't
even know, we don't even know these people. I'm like, hey,
that's it. She goes it was pretty big.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Your segue is now the chickens are pooping out Easter eggs.
Get happy Easter, y'all. Hide, Yeah, Happy Easter. I hope
you have a great Easter weekend, folks. I hope you're
out there celebrating Easter egg hunts.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Go well. The Easter Bunny treat you well, hides those
eggs superb. The only problem is, don't hide them so
well Easter Bunny, where they start rotting and you have
a smell in front of your house for six months.
Because that's what happened when I was like three years old.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Sounds close to home.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
At the duplex. Aunt and uncle lived next door, and
the other side of the duplex, me and my brother,
my sister, and my parents lived in one side. Easter
Bunny hid some eggs, hid one so good we couldn't
find it, and I mean it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Was rotten, stank, so is actual egg?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, we did a hard boiled eggs. You dye the
eggs and you leave a note says, hey, Easter bunny,
will you please hide these in this economy? Great point,
And I guess the dog either buried it or they
just hit it so well, we never found it, dude.
It smelled like rotten acid for six months until we
found it.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
And then Tiger Daniel put that egg in our studio
and it never smelled.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And I wonder if that's because it was climate controlled.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Probably organic ray it was one of those Omega fatty
three acids.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, what about you? What are you guys doing?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Churches on Saturday? Huh? At two? So you squeeze that
in basis two in the afternoon, right in the middle
of the day.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Apparently I go to this mega church that's just bursting
at the seams. They have three services on Saturday. You
can go to three services on Sunday. And so Bezer
was terrified a Sunday, she said, because that's when everybody
all of a sudden, really, she goes, we won't be
able to find a parking spot. There's gonna be massive
cop They have people park it a high school and
bust you to the church. Many people go to it,
(12:01):
and so I said, okay, two o'clock on a Saturday,
we should be in the clear. I'll be able to
check NBA scores.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, so you won't be able to go to brunch
on Saturday. You won't be able to watch NBA on Saturday. Hey, man,
totally makes sense. Is they're not an eight am you
can go too. Because you're up early, you might as
well go to the eight am.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It was two, three thirty and five, and then Sunday's
always eight, nine thirty and eleven.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh eight would be perfect for you.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
But here's the thing. You think it sucks doing one podcast.
Sorry I didn't say it out loud. This pastor does
six services in two days, the same one, same guy. Yeah,
they don't have like an understudy. No, he rocks him
every Sunday. He rocks three services.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
How does his voice stay?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It's good, And I mean it's not even scripted, like
so you think we're talented, Ray, we're pretty talented with
my one liners and that's your bonehead. This guy no
script because I can see the tel prompter. He does
it from the nogin three services a day, and they're
pretty powerful. It's not like it's just bad stuff. All right,
(13:04):
turn your bible.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Have you ever been to the third one? Is he
like losing steam or does he stay fully engaged?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Did we go to the third We've been to the
first two. I don't think we've ever gone to the
latest one. He's always been money though, that's a lot.
Used to do drugs, used to be in jail, and
now he's a new man. He's great. Yeah, he goes, hey,
we've all got our checker passed. You know me, you
don't get me around those drugs. In congress're like, hey, man,
let's go man. And he'll tell stories. He'll be like yeah,
(13:30):
because he's a big old jack football player. He'll be like, yeah,
I was on spring break and there was a guy
down there and he said, hey, you're a drinker. How
are you drinking? He goes, I told him I don't
drink anymore. And he goes, well, I thought i'd preach
to this brethren. And he's there at the hot tub
and he goes this guy just his whole life story
in a matter of forty five minutes, told me the
whole thing. By the end of it, he was crying
(13:50):
and he said I'm gonna give up booze man. I
like what you have. He's in in forty five minutes,
he had a grown alcoholic in his knees and gave
up alcohol and spring break in the hot tub, in
the hot tub with him.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And he's like, I didn't really want to talk to him,
you know, but but you know what, the Lord told
me to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And let me get this straight. It was just them
too in the hot tub for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
He said. He goes down there during spring break when
all the people are done day drinking. He'll go down
right at when the sun set and he'll just go
relax with a fan and he'll that's just like his
quiet time. And there just happened to be a guy
lingering from the spring breakpool, still in the hot tub,
and that's when he preached to him. Change the guy's life.
All right, I'm gonna go son.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No, No, here's my question, though, I mean, you don't
find this a little like I'm just I'm just trying
to play this out in my head. So there's two
dudes in a hot tub for forty five minutes, just
them too.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Right, that's all, I'm I'm just gonna leave it there.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, I think the one guy that's alcohol, he thought
that everybody was drinking it's a good time, ended up
changing his entire life. He gave up drinking, but he's
still clean today. I don't know. We haven't checked back in.
They're there in kane Kun though, so.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
So he could. He said he was gonna in kN Kuhn.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, he goes. The pastor goes and he takes his
vacation time and he goes. Yep, that's where it was.
That guy ten Marguerite is deep re dis committed himself
to God.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Hey, so that's what we're going through this weekend. Man.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, I don't know what time we're going to church.
I'll figure that out. I gotta see what time the
service is. What time fits into our schedule.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Dude, I just thought of this. And our pastor as
he comes in the doors, you know, Morgan Wallen, when
he does his entrance, he'll have Peyton Manning, nico I,
Mamaliava behind him. He'll have Brooks and n.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
No Nico gone.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, he gone, U cla ray u c la. When
the sun goes down at.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Night, now what happens when the sun rises?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
U Cela.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, kid, they're the number three team in the country
to start the season.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So he comes in. You know, Morgan Wallen does his entrance.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I have no idea what Morgan Wallen does on his entry.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You've never seen these entrances. You see when Peyton Manning
put the full pads in Jersey on No Ray, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I have on the internet, not really, not very often.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm not on the Internet.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I'm not on this thing called the net.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He had like THEO Vaughn's come out with him before
whatever city he's in, he has the two most famous
people come out with him as he walks to the
to go sing. So our pastor comes through the doors
like Morgan walla dude, and he's got his team of
like guys that are.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Part of the like the you know the Altar kids.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, they're called the Ministry team, and they'll be beside
him and he comes in shaking people's hands. It's just
like wallet.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's funny. That's really funny. He comes out and they're
like pastor, pastor heat.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I can only imagine Eastern service.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh man, that's gonna be a good one. We'll take
a break and we'll be right back, and we're gonna
come back and talk bad news Bears. We'll be right back. Dude,
have you ever seen such an unathletic display of basketball
in your life?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
What are you talking about? March Madness?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
No, when we played when we played basketball yesterday, it was.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Decent at times. I don't know specifically what we're gonna
talk about show. Yeah, but I mean I watched the
game tape back, because how did you watch it back?
Because it's on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay, because I told my kids we were going over stuff,
and I said, oh, I played basketball. What you did, Dad?
You played basketball? And I watched it back, and I mean,
we look like fools, Like I go for a layup
and I'm not I'm too far away from a layup
and I have to just kind of fling it up there.
I literally look like I've never shot a layup in
(17:54):
my life. But let's be real. The last time I
played organized basketball I was in seventh grade. Yeah, okay,
so that's the last time I was on a basketball team.
So I probably pick up maybe five times since then
in my entire life. And so trying to like you
see him do it on TV. I watched the March
(18:17):
Madness and I see them going left and to get
up the shot up quicker, they use their right hand
and they scoop it up. Yes, I tried that, and
I saw it on the tape and I looked completely
like an idiot, like an absolute fool.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
We were office workers at a city park playing three
on three, middle of the day. That's what it looked like,
and it was precisely what it was.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
It was so funny.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Thank god, I have a little bit of a burn
on the bottom of my foot, so I wasn't able
to play because you're risking a twisted ankle. You can't
prove anything because these were double rims. You're never gonna
make a three pointer. Three pointers were so hard and
all you're gonna do is bumpa uglies with scuba and
lunch and swatted by somebody and get fouled and some
(19:03):
guy from your work sweat rubs off on you. Why
play pickup basketball. It's for kids, it's for summer camp,
it's for high school.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
All you're gonna do is get people angry at each other.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Thank god, nobody got mad at you.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
There was no arguments. I mean That's the one thing
is it starts out fun usually and then slowly it
turns into an argument. People get mad. But it didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And I was like, Oh, thank the Lord, it's just
And then you had Abby. She's gonna run a half
marathon in a week. She's out there in work shoes
and jeans. I'm Abby, you're risking six months of training
for a pointless pickup game. Guys, if anybody asked you
to play pickup, fake and injury, there's no winning. Lunch
(19:46):
looked ridiculous. Scuba missed the basket by thirty feet, bones
was thrown up air balls. Guys, nobody won. The one
person that did Abby she trained a two pointer. Abby won,
Like she looked awesome on that Mike d look ter,
who are they? I don't even amy faith?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
This faith an injury. She pulled up a cabin ah ah.
And I asked my wife, because my wife watched it
with us and her brother played college basketball as s
m U S. And I said, hey, did I remind
you of your brother out there? She goes, well, there
were some similarities. I was like, what, she goes, You're
(20:24):
both white, you both had a basketball, and you were
both on a court.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, and basketball is one of those. You gotta be
smooth too. It's not curling. You can be stiff football,
you gotta be smooth basketball. You gotta be the most smooth.
I mean, you gotta you gotta stretch. You gotta get
your whole body loose. You guys look like stiff boards playing, dude.
Basketball is a weird baseball. You can be stiff first
base Dude, how stiff is Paul Goldschmid or whoever their
(20:52):
first basement is? You just stand there stiff. It really
gotta be in basketball. You gotta flow. That's how you
make shots.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Dude. You're right. Every piece of your body has to
be stretched out. You need to stretch from your head
to your toes, and you need to be able to
move and side to side, and you're supposed to glide.
And more of what we were was slop blop plot.
Our feet were heavy. There was no like looking beautiful
(21:19):
like uh, it was just the game tape was hysterical.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Who blocked? He didn't you block?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Blocked? Eddie? Yeah, twice twice.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I remember that was a big moment. I died laughing
when Scuba Scuba missed the basking guys, there's an there's
a lebron airball, and then there's a scuba scuba missed
the hoop by twenty feet. I never laughed out loud
so loud and noon on a Thursday that.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
There was one time he tried to shoot from the
outside and I caught it before it even got to
the net. I saw it like I saw leave's heads, like,
that's not even gonna touch the net, and I ran
up before lit it in my arms before it made
it to the basket.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
We had the court for Amy's three point competition, check
Bobby Bone, show everything that to see how she did.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
And then the homeless dude shows up and he's dribbling
behind it between his legs. He's what And I'm like,
is this Alan Iverson? What is going on here?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm telling you, we're lucky that there weren't guys running
a game. If we would have went against the locals,
they would have whooped our ass.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
If we would have gone against the homeless dude that
was there in the park, that brought his bags, his belongings,
set them down on the court, and I don't know
if that was his ball or if he just picked
up one of our balls. But he started hooping on
the side hoop and he was dribbling back. I mean,
he looked smooth and he was draining stuff and he
was probably on math. And also there were people on
the streets walking by, and I was just joking at first, Haha, Abby,
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they're looking at you. Ha ha, Morgan, they're looking at you.
Oh watch out, Amy, They're really staring at you. Apparently
girls don't just walk around in that neighborhood. These guys
were gawking at our women. We needed to have those
gates closed.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
There was chances that they were gonna get hit by
a car because they were veering off the sidewalk. One guy, I've.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Made a fake walk by at least four times to
check out Amy, and he put his.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Earbut in like hey, I mean like I'm on a
phone calling I'm doing a meeting, and he watched back
and forth, up and down. It was I was like,
whoa man Like he was very into it. Or maybe
he was a fan that was watching on YouTube and
just didn't want to act weird, but it seemed really weird.
It was an amazing day. But yeah, I think my
basketball days, I can pretty much put it, put them
in the coffin, because I'm not gonna be making it anywhere.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Nobody tells you that you're never gonna play basketball.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Game.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
You will with kids, but actual organized games after high
school you'll never played again. Baseball, yes, with a kid,
but actual organized baseball you'll never played again after high school. Football, yeah,
you'll throw it with your kid, but you'll never play
an organized game after high.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Unless you play flag football.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Nobody tells you that stuff. We're telling it to you
right now.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And I will say I saw the coolest after I
got home. I saw the coolest basketball story I've seen
in a long time.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Lee Corso, No, no, not so fast that thing, Hey,
not so fast?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Speaking about putting people out the pasture when you want
to put Jim NANTZ like I listen, I understand. Lee
Corso loved it and they were trying to be nice.
This is the best thing. He needs to go like
not he doesn't need to go like to Heaven. He
just need he needed to be off game day like
it was. I don't watch game day anymore, but when
I would tune in and you see him up there,
(24:28):
it felt weird watching it, Like it was like uncomfortable
watching him on the stage like he's almost ninety years old.
He did, he wasn't all there anymore. And I am
just glad that whoever got in his ear and said,
hey Lee, like let's let's go ahead and bow out.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And also they said he's doing one final show game day.
I told Justin. I texted him, I said, final game.
He's gonna put on his own headgear. It should be
his own face.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Dude, that would be great.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
He picks himself.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
No, no, no, no, this is what they do.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I I you know, the Justine tex is something stupid
like not so fast. Lee Corso out after thirty nine years.
And I said, I've gotten word from the execs he
will be putting on his final piece of head gear,
that headgear, his own head.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
No even better, even better you either, Like when he's
making his pick, everybody else pulls out the head gear
and puts him on like Herb Street. Whoever is a
fowler that the McAfee or they hand it out to
people in the crowd. They make a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You let some drunk guy at six am on UT's campus. Yes,
you're gonna put him in charge of Lee Corso's saying goodbye, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
No, no, you put in the crowd instead of the
orange helmets that they put the home depot hard hats.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I like the on stage. Don't include the kids. A
bunch of these drunk college kids, they're gonna find a
way to screw it up. I say exactly what you said.
He puts on the Oregon duck who UCLA. They're probably
gonna be gamed Ay Week one with Niko I, MAMALIAVI.
And they all put on Lee Corso's head. So it's
his head, his head, his head, UCLA, his head, his head.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That would be so cool. And then oh, Desmond Howard's
on their home.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Some protester dumps red paint on him.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Anyway, That's not what I was talking about. But I'm
watching this thing on Twitter on X and there's this dude.
He's a big, tall, redheaded dude, got a beard and
kind of looks like carrot top and he it's a
story about how he has never played organized basketball.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
You retweeted it.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Dude, tell me this is not a phenomenal story.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You reaxed it.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I did. It was phenomenal, I did.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I saw it. He looks homeless, and he played basketball
one year and he's already playing college basketball. No, no,
I'm out. I'm sorry, I'm out. What do you mean,
you're I played my entire life and I didn't get
to that point because he's tall. He played one year
and he can play college of basketball now.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
No, no, no, not only did he never play organized basketball, right,
he didn't know English. He was sleeping in his truck,
he didn't have anywhere to shower. He was just hooping
at the twenty four hour fitness or whatever the gym is,
and he said, we would just play as long as
they would let us, and he would just play it,
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play four hours and play. I don't know if it was.
I just made up. And that's the only gym I
could think of him on the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And that's what you and me did coming up in
the ranks. We just would do podcasts all day long
until they told us no more podcast That's how we
got this show to what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
That's how we built it the six hundred followers, and
then like video started servicing him on the internet and
a junior college coach hits him up and he'd never
played organized basketball ever in his life. Which I find
that hard to believe unless he was maybe in trouble
back in the day, maybe had you know, issues. I
don't know his whole story.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Ray skagg crank some of those.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
But the coach tells him, hey, man, you come play
one year junior college basketball and we're going to change
your life.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You're ready, he'll hit the portal next year.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
And he went and played junior college basketball.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
And they never made March Madness. They didn't do crap
because he's junior college. They're not in March Madness, and
so let them play. He just signed with Saint Bonaventure.
He's gonna be a the Bonnie. He's a bonnie, dude.
What I used to gamble every Monday night. Justin would
come over at the apartment and we'd bet the Bonnies.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I'm telling you how I mean, listen, I don't get
all sweets.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
The Bonnies versus Quinnipiac.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
The Quinnipiac has another and they played Bingham to they
play all.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Those weird blee or brown yeah, blight. There's some name Bryant.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Bryant Bryant.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I thought it was the coolest story in the world.
Like how amazing dude has never played organized basketball.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Get ready, guys, Well it wasn't the Lance Armstrong one
because that one shut down when he was busted with
blood doping.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Okay, I understand that. But he went from just playing
hoops just someone putting videos of him on the internet.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Don't since you played pickup game once, don't call it hoops.
Just call it basketball. No, he called it.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
He called it hoops. He would say we would just
hoop all day long.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Well, actually, the new thing is you call it hoop.
You don't even do that plural, its singular.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You want to hoop?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Hey, let's hoop.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Ray after work today? You want to hoop?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh? I like that? So what if we're gonna shoot hoops?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
No, it's all singular now, so I shoot hoop? Yeah
you want to go hoop?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh? I don't say you want to go shoot hoop?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, you want to go hoop?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Okay, I'll work on that. I'll ask my kids day. Hey,
you guys want to go hoop? Like what you want
to go down to the gym and play hoop?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Hey, it's we're gonna go hoop. And hey, get this
girl snap, ask her what her snap is it? Sonic?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
All right, man, all right, we'll take a break and
Arnold is going to be back, come back after this.
He's gonna tell us about his avengers around the world.
We'll be right back, Arnold, he is.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I am going during Arnold's segment, I'm going condom lists
those headphones. I hate him. So hopefully the audio was good.
Arnold tell us first, real quick, the Super Bowl? Did
you did you go into the game and what was
it like?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Blowed out? They got blowed out?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, they did get blowed out? So you saw it
in person?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
So were you able? I guess? The Bourbon Street stuff?
What what was all going down there?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
A lot of hand grenades?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, makes sense, good, A lot of drinking.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Had you go to the dueling piano bar down there
on Bourbon.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Nah Hurd they got it?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
The Chiefs though Convention.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Four and they did.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, it was a good convention.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That was the heck of a one.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Were they dueling at our pianos? Or were they together?
Because sometimes they fight? Were our guys verse each other
or together? I remember uti drinking, asked callaway, dude couldn't
even hold his drinks dude, he took off his shirt.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
He got escored it out of there. I do remember that.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
On to the next sea.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
We gotta go to the next Can I wait? Can
I say something that now that you mentioned the convention,
I had a dream last night and someone from the
convention was in my dream. It was Buddy Glass. Now,
Buddy Glass was in my dream last night because I
was talking to someone. Hey, Buddy, we were talking about
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having the convention. We didn't know we were going to
have it because a lot of the people said, oh,
we don't want it in Nashville again. We don't want
it in Nashville again. And I'm walking through a park
where they're having a watch party for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
And illegal did they have rights to do that?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I don't know. And Buddy Glass pops up out of
a sleeping bag.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Might be more closer to reality than you think.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And he goes, don't be an idiot, all make these
fools come to Nashville. Don't think we won't come to Nashville.
And I won't make them come to Nashville. And I
was like, are you sure, Buddy Glass? He goes, Dude,
I run that group, and then laid back down. That
was my dream and freaking Buddy Glass was in it.
That's awkward.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
DEM's family. These people have infiltrated our dreams.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
But he was letting me know he runs that group
and that they are all on board for Nashville. But
I don't know if that's true. That was just a dream.
Go back, Arnold, sorry to interrupt.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Final score was forty to something. Yeah, and we watched
the game. We know what it was. So then after
that you went directly was it Augusta or you went
to San Antonio? So then you went to San Antonio?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, I went to the river run what you so?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Everybody walks it and you were running it. It's a
nice little loop two miles lunch. You'd be impressed. Now,
Actually you can run it, but it is slippery.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It's slippery, and there's a lot of people. Man, that's
a lot of people dodging left and right. Your time
was probably terrible when.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You on the river walk. Did you go into that
restaurant where they're mean, the one that's called Dix Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
What showed to mine?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Okay, okay, man, And.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
You don't understand why you got escorted out?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Dude? Did you end up going to the game or
what exactly were you even doing at the whole Final
four thing?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Well, there were four teams or two games? What else
do you want to know?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
There are actually three games?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, the Final four? Yeah, Arnold, you saw.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Muffy Boomerg, your mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
They're all there, did you what you're talking about? You
guys were all there at the same time.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, they're at the wax Museum.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I was at the Alamo helping them defend it. Oh,
you don't got to defend it anymore. That war already took.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Place, man, Yeah, Arnold, we already it's over. Like the
Alamo has been, it was seased. It's there. It's just
that's just there to let remind you of the Alamo. Dude,
you didn't need to defend it. People are allowed to
go in and out.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Anything else. Do you remember from the Final four?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Florida one million five not bad? Pretty good? Pretty good?
Then did you went directly after that to all the
way to Augusta?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, gotta pumento cheese, two dollar beard, nothing better than that.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
True, they said you can get Why do they not
up the prices?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Because they want to keep it tradition. But the price
is of merch is in tradition. I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I don't think they had merch when it started. Oh.
I think they just had the food when it started.
So I think it's the same prices when it started,
and so they've kept it that way so it's affordable
for all the normal folks that are there.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
And then I guess when Rory won his thing, did
you notice that he What did you think about him
winning it?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Well? I told him.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I told him go reverse coba on the ground on
your knees. You told him to, dude, like's that dirty position?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I told him to act like you're in the bedroom?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Man?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Well, arnold, how come when he was walking to the clubhouse,
we didn't see him hugg you, Like, why didn't you
get a high five and a hug? He hugged everybody
on the course with his wife.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh, I was keeping her happy in that bonnet and
those sunglasses. People were saying, why did she not walk.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Back with him?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
She was with me? So you were Rory's wife?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, he was with Belloni. I was with his ex.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
All right. I always wondered why Rory walked by himself.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, do you think you could get her on the pod, Arnold.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I'll try the name Rory.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Scorecard's actually unofficial.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Well what are you talking?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Whoa excuse me? I went in, I put for the
eighteenth hole, I draw it. I draw up pen fifteen.
What so the eighteenth hole says pen fifteen.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, it's unofficially.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Never won the Masters, so the Grand Slam's not real?
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, true if you believe in the only eighteenth hole
looking like uh, Prince Oliver. Wow, you guys ever seen
an egg plant? That's what I drew in the eighteenth hole.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Wow, Arnold, that's enough.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
But hell of a run, Arnold, great job all over? Man. Hey,
did you get any like Slub's numbers or anything like?
Did you make any connections? Did you meet anybody? And
I tell I mean who did you stay with?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Perkins?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Probably saw Tiger's ex.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Tiger wasn't there though.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Freaking Tiger's done though.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
They got a long time, see that, I got a
long time. We'll take a break, we'll right back right.
How's that golf game? Man?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I'm glad you asked between the wind and my burnt
bottom of my foot.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
And explain to me of the burnt bottom of your
foot what happened?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
So I've been having issues. Planner fascy ititis is what
Justin diagnosed it as.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
And I thought he was in kids physiology. I didn't
know he could diagnose your foot.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
He crosses over. Then I also, uh Anna, our friend
the Dodds, went over to her house. She said, I
just got to do some exercises, which I've been doing
and it's been helping something about I don't know. I
don't know if some sandals I had that were fake. Oh,
and they didn't have any patty in him, and that
(36:55):
I was doing some running. I can run and it
doesn't hurt, but it's kind of when I walk. That
was almost healed.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Does it hurt the bottom of your foot like the
back of your.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It feels like on the heel there's no padding. Oh
but here's my point. That was almost healed. I was
on the back end of that. I was almost healed,
and I went and got a pedicure.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Oh no, And I thought the.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Massaging would help. She's putting a bunch of different lube
on it. She had me all lubed up, just like
a wet, wet wet uh, a wet pig. Okay, And
so she had me all good and liquid, and then
she got the cheese grinder out and the whole bottom
of my foot. The right one's good, but the one
that was inflamed a little bit for whatever reason, had
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a bad reaction to it. It's like I have third
degree burns on the bottom of my foot. Oh, but
we are on the back side of that. I've been
putting Neo's porn on it and wearing a sock to
bed and not running. All that to say, I haven't
been playing golf. But I also think that my foot
is almost better.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
But the wind, dude, I don't know. I don't know
if we moved to the windy City or what the
hell has happened. I didn't know we were on the coast.
We have twenty mile a hour winds every single day.
Please explain it to me.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Why it's something with the hemisphere. But I'm trying to
think back, is it because so I've actually blamed myself.
When I live downtown, was it windy and I just
didn't realize it because of the skyscrapers. Why is it
so windy right now?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I don't know. It is unlike usually you have one
windy day and then some nice days. Now it's we
have one nice day in five windy days. I cannot
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
And when I was shipping maybe two weeks ago, that
was the closest I've come to playing golf. And I
saw my cousin and I go, man, how are you
even playing out here? And he goes, yeah, the wind's
so bad it will take your ball twenty to thirty
feet in one or the other directions. I'm like, he goes, yeah,
I almost thought about not playing it. I'm like, I
haven't played because of the wind.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I will say I did play the other day. Wind
was crazy, Not that that affected me in any way,
but I did play with this guy and I walked
the course because it was easily be walkable. He was
in the golf cart.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
And he must be richer and rich at a local MUNI.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
He must be richer than rich because he's up from Boston, right,
he's got his Boston Red Sox hat on, he's got
his Celtics hoodie, or he had a Celtics hat, Boston
Red Sox hoodie. How about deray in this year? And
there's another guy that gets paired up with us and
we're just all talking. He's like, oh, where are you
from the one guy that he's from New Jersey, but
the Boston guy, I'm from Boston. But I got He's like, oh,
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and I, you know, have a place in New Hampshire
or Maine. He goes, but I don't ever get to
go there.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
He goes, it's on a lake and somebody rents it
out from me from ten thousand dollars a week. I'm
like what. He goes, yeah, I just I don't ever
get to go there because I mean I just rented out.
Can't pass up that money. I'm like, okay. He's like, yeah,
it's right on the lake. And the dude wants to
buy it from me. But why would I sell it
to him when I can just ten thousand dollars a
week from him and he just rents it. He comes
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in on his helicopter and you know, he just rents
it from me for the whole year pretty much.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I'm like, oh, yeah, I ride my bike tour.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah. I'm like, well, I rode my you know, my
bike to the golf course here save gas. And he's
like yeah, so and then he goes, so I live here,
and and he goes, but I said, yeah, man, it sucks.
We're playing today. It's supposed to rain the next couple
of days. And he goes, really, I said, yeah, I
supposed to rain for three days straight. He goes, I
guess I better look for flights to Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm like, what what you know?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
So I got a place down to Myrtle Beach too.
I'm like, what do you mean. He's like, yeah, you
know what I mean. Like, I have a home, you know,
up there in New Hampshire, Maine, whatever he said, and
he goes, I got one down in Myrtle Beach. I
go there sometimes. It's just I like to go different places.
I have a home. I was like, I got a
house with three kids. He's like, see, yeah, I live here,
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you know, part of the time. But if the weather's bad,
I just jump on a plane down to Myrtle Beach.
And if the guy's going to be not at the
New Hampshire home, I can go up there. I'm like, okay,
so exactly what did you do?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
What are you hard knocked Instagram account?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
He's like, I worked at a you know, I was
an engineer and worked at the railroad or something, or
an electric company and He's like, and I had two
years experience because he went to Northwestern or north Northeastern.
He went to Northeastern and they had a program that
when you're in school, you can intern with the electric
company and it gives you credit. So when he retired,
he was already you know, he was only in his fifties.
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He was like early fifties when he retired, because he
already had experience from when he was he had forty
years of experience.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
But he has all this money, and I'm just like,
so you're just gonna He goes, yeah, man, I'll just
look at the last minute flying Okay. He looks at it. Oh,
I just booked Myrtle Beach. I'm leaving it for well,
I just booked Uber Eats. I'm like, no, no, I
don't even do Uber Eats because I don't want to
pay the extra fee. And so we're walking right and
it's like the third hole and he's talking and he
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parks his golf cart and I'm walking around his golf
cart and I got the little pole cart and I go.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
But bump hold on.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
And imp over a stick. It wasn't a stick, ray
I stepped on a freaking snake. I looked back. I mean,
I am talking a snake. This big I dumped my
golf clubs all over the ground.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I ran.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
He's like, it's just a gardener skake. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
is it a snake? He goes, yeah, helicopter. He goes,
you stepped right on its head.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I'm like, oh my god, you killed it.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
I could have died now. It slid it off into
the grass. But then I was scared to go. I
had to go back and get my clubs, pick them up.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
You think one of your clubs is a club?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
It's oh my god, dude. So I get up on
the next tea box.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Oh, let me get my pitching.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
How do you think I did on the next drive? Ray?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Was the wind included? Because I'm us in fifty miles
to the right way, to the right ray.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I was too shook. I was shook the rest of
a round. And then this is how bad it was.
Not only was the wind bad, but I was bad
that this guy he starts telling me, hey, man, you
got a good swing, but you need to do this,
and he starts trying to coach me, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and he's having he's pretty good, Like he was pretty
(43:22):
good at golf, and the one bad shot he had,
he's like, oh myney money, Oh money, money, oh money,
and he starts with limping.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
What do he got that same thing Tiger had when
he wrecked his vehicle. It was like, I knew it California.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
He is like, I knew it. I knew. I heard
it skiing when I was up at my place in
Steamboat last month and I'm like, wait, you have a
place in Steamboat. He's like, yeah, I just like to
go skiing, you know what I mean? And like that
way my kids can use it whenever they want. So
you have a place in New Hampshire, Maine, whatever, Myrtle
Beach here in Nashville and Steamboat.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Always love when people can name the five houses they
have within in all the wealth they have within five
minutes of talking to them.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I mean, he pulls the knee injury. Oh yeah, it's
my place in Steamboat.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I'm like, I prefer Aspen.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
So then I'm just like, what am I doing in
life where I don't have a place in Steamboat, Myrtle Beach,
New Hampshire and Nashville.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Dude, you needed to see if he wanted to be
an investor in the convention. Tell him we will get
him returns.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, but we were on this was whole like thirteen
when he hurt his knee and he was like, man,
I'm only three over, but man, I might have to
go in. But he had hit his drive out of bounds.
That was his first bad drive. So I was wondering
if he was worried about messing up his handicap. But
he started limping, limping, and he's like, but here, drop
a ball right here before I go, and I'll tell
you what you're doing wrong on your swing. So he
(44:39):
gave me some tips.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Thanks for the free lesson. Hey, did you see is
he man woman golf for good? I was gonna say continue, Yeah,
And that was it. That was my run in.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
That was my last golf. The wind has been crazy.
But it was a very awkward round of golf. But
it also made me realize, Man, I'm playing with a
really rich dude right now, or dude that just makes
up stories that he has houses in New Hampshire, Myrtle Beach,
Nashville and Steamboat. Did he sound happy? He sounded real happy.
I said, Hey, how you played pretty much every day?
He goes, Yeah, pretty much at least five times a week.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
You got a chick. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
I don't know if he has a wife or not.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Are you into men or women?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
But he had a couple of kids, and he had
grandkids here, and that's why he moved here.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Sounds like a great dad.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, well, I mean, oh, well, he's older, the kids
are grown up, they have kids, so he has he's
a granddad.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I think he's a grandpa. So he doesn't have to
really do anything during the day. They're at school.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
So he's got all these houses and all these kids,
and he's at a muni with you on a random Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, that's but I mean, he didn't want to He
didn't want to be a member anywhere. He just likes
to play the munies because it doesn't cost as much.
What did you tell him you did? He didn't ask.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I'm a podcaster.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
He didn't ask. But before we go, right, I got
an email.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
I lost that sound effect.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Oh my god, can we get a shout out on
the Friday Pod? Tomorrow, April eighteenth is our birthday? Thanks
for everything y'all do sore losers for life. And that's
the Mab Twins. Oh maybe maybes, maybes Happy birthday. Boys,
get those convention tickets. I mean, you guys have never
been to the convention? What are we waiting on the
(46:20):
Maybe twins are like the ghosts of Christmas pass like
you see them, but you have no idea who they
are because they've never been anywhere. We need you at
the convention.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yeah, and there should be on the Facebook page. There
should be a hierarchy where the people that are the
most powerful are the ones that come to the convention.
And I don't think that's the case. I think the
Maiden Twins have a lot of power. B Hans has
not been b Hans has got a lot of power.
You've got Brownly yep has got a lot of power.
(46:52):
And people aren't coming to these conventions, guys.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
That's really weird, isn't it. The ones that are most
active they don't come. That's all right, all right, we're
out of here.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
We gotta good good to know though. Aaron Rodgers, Oh yeah,
what about Aaron Rodgers did an hour interview with Pat
McPhee's wearing the same hat that I'm wearing right now.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Who wore it better, Aaron Rodgers or citizen. He basically
just said he's been getting deep the last couple of months.
He had no idea what was going on in the media.
Went to said he went to the funny quote from me.
He went to the Jets and he it was just
a meeting with him and the new coach, and he
said he told the his private plane guy. He goes, hey,
(47:32):
I'll probably be gone for hours. This give me a
big meeting. I'll probably go to dinner stuff. Did you
guys have a couple of beers, have fun, because it'll
be a minute. Said, he went in and out. Meeting
was twenty minutes. The coach basically said, hey, man, what
are you thinking about doing? And he goes, well, I'd
like to play some football. And he goes and the
coach new coach said, well, we're going a different direction,
(47:55):
and Aaron goes, he didn't want to pick my brain
about football, talk about the team. He was really noticed discussion.
It was him just leaning over a table and saying
we're going in a different direction. And Aaron goes, I
could have done that over the phone. I paid for
a private jet all the way up there. That could
have been a phone call.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
See this is Aaron Rodgers being a baby. That's me.
I feel like that's a classy move by the new coach,
Aaron Glynn, because when you break up with someone, do
you break up with him over the phone. Most people
break up in person. And he wanted to give Aaron
Rodgers the respect of hey, man, like, I wish you well,
(48:32):
thanks for what you've done for the organization. We're going
to move in a different direction instead of just putting
it out in a press release, texting him, giving it
to Adam Schefter, letting him putting it on Twitter. Aaron
Rodgers just is he Oh my god, I had no
idea what was going on in the press. I didn't
know teams were waiting on me to make a decision.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Shut up, he says, Mia tells him whatever happens. He
never turns on the TV, and he said he hasn't
been doing Adahusha.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
He doesn't turn on the TV, but he's on Pat MC,
so he has no idea why he came on. He
has no idea what's going on in the media, but
he's on the biggest freaking talk show for sports show
in America. But he has no idea what's going on.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
It's so stupid. And he said, do you really believe
this crap? Does he believe the stuff?
Speaker 2 (49:15):
He says? Has anybody watched the documentary?
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
I want to watch it, but then I can't watch
it because I hate him so much and he's so
damn annoying.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
How much do you think he wanted to play? Weren't
the reports twenty million?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Do you know what? He'll tell you one million?
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Hold on, what do you what was it in the news?
Was it twenty was it forty million?
Speaker 2 (49:33):
That was what his contract was going to be for?
Speaker 1 (49:35):
How many years?
Speaker 2 (49:36):
For one?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
He said he'd have played for ten million?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, he says that guys play for If he signs
with a new team, it better better not be for
any more than ten million. And he doesn't need money.
He could if he really wanted to play and he
wanted to help the team out, he would sign for
one million dollars five hundred thousand. He has so much
damn money, he doesn't need anything. He is so annoying.
(50:04):
I mean, please, has anybody watched the documentary? Have you?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
I've been watching Paul American?
Speaker 2 (50:10):
What? Oh, you're still watching that.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
No, I'm not watching it.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
I have not watched. I can't watch the documentary. I
want to watch it, but then they're gonna drive me
nuts because he's so freaking annoying.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
I still gotta watch the Last Dance.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
And you asked me if I watched that Aaron Rodgers documentary.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Dude, I don't know. I can't. I can't with him,
and maybe it's just me. I'm triggered by him.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
He just seems so annoying. He's so full of crap.
He's so full of crap. No matter what the Jets are,
they're a terrible organization because they didn't bring him back.
He rips him because of the way they did it.
He's just mad they didn't bring him back. That's it.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
You ever talked to Aaron Rodgers before? No, I have really.
At the time when I was on a live chat
with me Mike stud and Aaron Rodgers was on there,
and I go, Mike Studd, I love you man, And
I misspelled like love or something because I was drinking
in Charleston and Aaron Rodgers goes nice spelling sits in Raymundo.
I freaking talked to my point. Dude and me and
him wear the same hat?
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Who wore it better? That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Happy Easter, everybody, have a great weekend. Yeah, let's get
out of here. Man. Hopefully people listen to this one.
I already pause. Dude again, what do you want me
to do?
Yop.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Oh what a day, man, it feels weird. There's nothing
to watch on TV this weekend?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Kidding me? What NBA playoffs start?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Do they?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah? You got the number one Seeds playing on Sunday
on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What do we do on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Saturday?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
There has to be other games on Saturday, right.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
All I know is Celtics are two thirty on Sunday
and noon is where we get to see this thunder
team that everybody's thundering about.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well, I won't be watching because I will be out
hutting easter rings because it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Is thunder and lightning? Whoa thunder?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You know who thunder and lightning was? And baseball back
in the day? Little trivia for you. Do you know
who they called thunder and lightning? And maybe they didn't,
but maybe this is just what I was told.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Was it some guy that did smack? No, I'm gonna
assume it was Barry Bonds and Mo Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Close, Keith Mitchell and Bill Clark Giants giants.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Kid, I'm in a lot under lightning password Willie May's kid.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Now, I don't know if they were really called thunder
and Lightning or if Keith kid that's thunder and lighting.
It's a beautiful thing. I don't know if that was
their nickname or he just named him that. I have
no idea because I was a kid, and so I
just assumed that was their nicknames.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
And I would almost say the announcers probably give these
guys the nicknames. These these schmucks have to watch every
one of these one hundred and sixty two games. I've
been following the Yankees feeling feeling judge for the home
run leader for the year. He's like down by two.
Some Saunderson guys in the league and some other Jamo Saunderson,
you know who he plays for, the Vegas team.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The A's, the Sacramento A's.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yes, the Vegas Sacramento yeha. And so I've been watching
Michael Kay. You might you gotta come up with nicknames
for everybody if you're just gonna watch these fools every day.
Another Yankees game. But he keeps the excitement. Hey, it's
Yankees baseball, Michael Kay, Let's go Yankees.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I used to think two things I wanted to do
in life. One I wanted to be a baseball announcer,
and two I want or when I want to I
want to have season tickets to a Major League Baseball team.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Still had the chance. That sounds no no.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
As I got older, I realized how terrible both of
those would be. One announcing one hundred and sixty two games,
and how much travel, and how they're always on the road.
Maybe for a fout two or three years that would
be fun, But twenty years down the road, when you've
been to all the cities you've done, Oh my gosh,
(02:31):
I feel like that would.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Get so old. That has to be the worst job.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The worst job. I mean, you are playing middle July
in Oakland when they were in Oakland, there's twelve people
in the stands. Both of you are eliminated from playoff condition,
and you got to act like you're excited. That would
be terrible. Then, if you have season tickets you go
(02:55):
to eighty one games. You gotta find people to take
your tickets for eighty one games?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What do you mean if you go you're gonna go
to them? There is no way right make a profit dividends, dummy,
you are going to eighty one games.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
There's just no chance.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
If it's in your city yard predators, when I live downtown,
you bite your d when you talk to me man,
when I live downtown. I went to a half of
the Predators games, half including the Stanley Cup final.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
That is not all of them.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I went to a lot, a lot, but.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I bet you it wasn't even half. It feels like
a lot, but I guarantee you you missed most of them.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
So a losers nation went to a game in January.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
True that they won two big didn't they.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Dude, we were the worst team in hockey this year
and the one game we go to we beat the wild.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Heck, yeah, we did.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Know.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
What I'm saying is this, and this is before the
pitch clock. Just imagine if you had eighty one games
and the series is Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night.
So you go Friday night before the pitch clock. You're
getting there at seven o'clock, four and a half hour game,
get in your car, drive home. By the time you're
(04:05):
home it's twelve thirty. The next day, you do it
all over again, and then all over again. The next
day you still got seventy eight games to go. It's
that's a scary proposition. So I have changed my tune.
I would never want season tickets to a major League Baseball.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Team, and you know the New York Yankees fans, this
is just a sidebar. They chant the names of the players,
and the players have to turn around and salute the
bleacher creatures every home game.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Oh I didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Irine, Judge, Eirine Judge. Judge has to turn around and
salute them. Jesz Chisum, jez Chezum, Paul, the entire outfield, infield,
I don't think they do. The pitcher or catcher, and
(04:55):
the guys have to turn around and give a salute,
a heartfelt. Judge does a cool one. He'll do I
think he does the heart.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And he should do the gavel.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That would be funny.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
He's a judge.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Some of them do a little sudden some of them look,
you can tell they're annoyed as hell. They'll give up.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Thank you, guys. I get it every home game. You
guys are the best, and the fans are so proud
that they do that, and the players then do it
back to them.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I get the fans wanting to do it because if
you're a Yankee fan and you see it on TV
and you go to your one game or your two games,
that's something you want to participate in that seems exciting.
But the players after about ten games, they're like, oh
my gosh, here we go again, all right? Or they
could just go Aaron turn around in a salute before
they even get into the champ And here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It has to take away, just like when you're doing
miked up. It has to take away a little bit.
There's gonna be a line drive hit and a player's
dicking around. It's while the play. The ball is in play,
Aaron Judge, he's dicking around doing the heart tap with
this pitch clock. Pitcher throws it in there, you're missing
a fly ball.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Hey, how does he look in right field? I haven't
seen him.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Is that where he's playing at?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's what I told her.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He was moving. They've been on the road. I haven't
seen him do the Aaron Judge. Thinking about five games.
But right now they're in a swing. Where are they at?
They're at Steinbrenner Park. Apparently Tampa doesn't even play at
home anymore, No.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Because they got damaged by the hurricane.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yep, yep, yeah, they said it was unplayable. So where
are they playing? Steinbrenner Park? When they play where is
that Tampa outside of there. Okay, it's a minor league stadium.
I think the Yankees play spring training there because it's
name Steinbrenner Park.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
That's a little weird for the Tampa Bay Rays to
play in Yankee stadiums away, that's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
That makes total sense. Because I looked up the dimensions,
I was like, oh, it's gonna be easy to hit
a home run. They're the exact same dimensions as Yankee
Stadium three eighteen to left. It's because it's their spring
training home. They must try to replicate the exact stadium
in the Bronx.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
They want them to get used to hitting in their ballpark. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
No, the more, you know, let's say.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We must, We'll start the show.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Man started. Man, I've been watching Yankees games every night.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I can tell.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I mean, goodness great, I'm figuring out launch angle, all
kinds of Aaron Judge. He's just not getting his launch
right now. He's at fifteen degrees. He's got to get
it to twenty. You know, he has the fastest swing
speed in Major League Baseball. I didn't know that, but
you know, if a guy hits the ball eighty miles
an hour, you had the exit velocity, not exit velocity.
But if his bat speed is eighty miles an hour,
(07:14):
there's about a ninety nine percent chance he gets a hit.
Why did nobody tell us this his kids, All you
have to do is swing fast.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
We didn't have We wouldn't. We weren't smart enough to
think about as a math equation. We thought of it
as like can they hit the ball. But I will
say that my six year old baby box, he did
get a bike home run the other day in baseball.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
We were riding bikes home from school and he wanted
to stop by his baseball field and he rode his
bike over all the bases got a home run.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Groundskeeper is gonna love that come Monday.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
They were probably not happy because they had had it,
lined it and chalked it, probably for the game that night.
They probably had a game that evening, and.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Don't touch the chalk, kid head.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
He definitely rode his bike. He started home after like
he hit it, started pedaling over first base, over second base,
over third base, and he crossed home plate and rode
his bike off the field and we rode on home
bike home run, and he went home and he told
his brothers I got a bike home run. They're like,
how'd you do that? He's like, I rode my bike
over the bases. So now the brothers want to go
(08:15):
do it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Barenthood so fun. We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We oh the one two too sore loser? What up, everybody?
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
What's up, everybody? It's Arnold.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'm back in studio. I'll tell you about Augusta, New
Orleans and San Antonio today.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
How do you ray?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
What's up, y'all? It's sizzing. I'm from the North Alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with a
Broadway girl now a country girl, two point two anchors,
two point two kids. I have a heart attack when
I'm seventy two. Those kids are a Vanderbilt clinic. Justin
and Electrophysiology is looking after them for me. Thanks Justin.
Over to you, man man.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
It's Easter weekend. Big weekend at the box house. We
are so excited to have it. Usually we get stuck
hosting the Easter festivities. For the neighborhood. We have a
couple families that always nominate our house because they always
host other things. This year a mom that has never
been invited to our Easter get together. No, she was
invited to our Easter get together last year. It was
(09:22):
the first year I met him. I love the milk
Maide spring dress. That's beautiful. She hit the text and said, hey,
would you like to come to our house for Easter?
And so all of us are going over there on Sunday.
She lives like a block and a half from us,
and I forgot I had never met her or her
husband last year, and they showed up at the house,
knocked on the front door, and that's when Baby Box
(09:44):
two was like, Dad, Dad, I'm done poop, and come
look at my poop. And it was the biggest poop
I've ever seen. Proud moment.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Huge happened one time boy Scout camp. Yeah, they counselor said,
I don't know how it could have gotten that big.
They thought it was a bear, but it was actually
my twin brother.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And so I went and got my wife and she's
letting them in the front door. I was like, you
gotta come look at his poop like it's huge. And
these people I never met, so she had to leave
them to go look at her poop the poop and
she was like, you just did that and I don't
even know, we don't even know these people. I'm like, hey,
that's it. She goes it was pretty big.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Your segue is now the chickens are pooping out Easter eggs.
Get happy Easter, y'all. Hide, Yeah, Happy Easter. I hope
you have a great Easter weekend, folks. I hope you're
out there celebrating Easter egg hunts.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Go well. The Easter Bunny treat you well, hides those
eggs superb. The only problem is, don't hide them so
well Easter Bunny, where they start rotting and you have
a smell in front of your house for six months.
Because that's what happened when I was like three years old.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Sounds close to home.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
At the duplex. Aunt and uncle lived next door, and
the other side of the duplex, me and my brother,
my sister, and my parents lived in one side. Easter
Bunny hid some eggs, hid one so good we couldn't
find it, and I mean it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Was rotten, stank, so is actual egg?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, we did a hard boiled eggs. You dye the
eggs and you leave a note says, hey, Easter bunny,
will you please hide these in this economy? Great point,
And I guess the dog either buried it or they
just hit it so well, we never found it, dude.
It smelled like rotten acid for six months until we
found it.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
And then Tiger Daniel put that egg in our studio
and it never smelled.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And I wonder if that's because it was climate controlled.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Probably organic ray it was one of those Omega fatty
three acids.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Yeah, what about you? What are you guys doing?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Churches on Saturday? Huh? At two? So you squeeze that
in basis two in the afternoon, right in the middle
of the day.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Apparently I go to this mega church that's just bursting
at the seams. They have three services on Saturday. You
can go to three services on Sunday. And so Bezer
was terrified a Sunday, she said, because that's when everybody
all of a sudden, really, she goes, we won't be
able to find a parking spot. There's gonna be massive
cop They have people park it a high school and
bust you to the church. Many people go to it,
(12:01):
and so I said, okay, two o'clock on a Saturday,
we should be in the clear. I'll be able to
check NBA scores.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, so you won't be able to go to brunch
on Saturday. You won't be able to watch NBA on Saturday. Hey, man,
totally makes sense. Is they're not an eight am you
can go too. Because you're up early, you might as
well go to the eight am.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It was two, three thirty and five, and then Sunday's
always eight, nine thirty and eleven.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Oh eight would be perfect for you.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
But here's the thing. You think it sucks doing one podcast.
Sorry I didn't say it out loud. This pastor does
six services in two days, the same one, same guy. Yeah,
they don't have like an understudy. No, he rocks him
every Sunday. He rocks three services.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
How does his voice stay?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
It's good, And I mean it's not even scripted, like
so you think we're talented, Ray, we're pretty talented with
my one liners and that's your bonehead. This guy no
script because I can see the tel prompter. He does
it from the nogin three services a day, and they're
pretty powerful. It's not like it's just bad stuff. All right,
(13:04):
turn your bible.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Have you ever been to the third one? Is he
like losing steam or does he stay fully engaged?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Did we go to the third We've been to the
first two. I don't think we've ever gone to the
latest one. He's always been money though, that's a lot.
Used to do drugs, used to be in jail, and
now he's a new man. He's great. Yeah, he goes, hey,
we've all got our checker passed. You know me, you
don't get me around those drugs. In congress're like, hey, man,
let's go man. And he'll tell stories. He'll be like yeah,
(13:30):
because he's a big old jack football player. He'll be like, yeah,
I was on spring break and there was a guy
down there and he said, hey, you're a drinker. How
are you drinking? He goes, I told him I don't
drink anymore. And he goes, well, I thought i'd preach
to this brethren. And he's there at the hot tub
and he goes this guy just his whole life story
in a matter of forty five minutes, told me the
whole thing. By the end of it, he was crying
(13:50):
and he said I'm gonna give up booze man. I
like what you have. He's in in forty five minutes,
he had a grown alcoholic in his knees and gave
up alcohol and spring break in the hot tub, in
the hot tub with him.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And he's like, I didn't really want to talk to him,
you know, but but you know what, the Lord told
me to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And let me get this straight. It was just them
too in the hot tub for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
He said. He goes down there during spring break when
all the people are done day drinking. He'll go down
right at when the sun set and he'll just go
relax with a fan and he'll that's just like his
quiet time. And there just happened to be a guy
lingering from the spring breakpool, still in the hot tub,
and that's when he preached to him. Change the guy's life.
All right, I'm gonna go son.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
No, No, here's my question, though, I mean, you don't
find this a little like I'm just I'm just trying
to play this out in my head. So there's two
dudes in a hot tub for forty five minutes, just
them too.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Right, that's all, I'm I'm just gonna leave it there.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, I think the one guy that's alcohol, he thought
that everybody was drinking it's a good time, ended up
changing his entire life. He gave up drinking, but he's
still clean today. I don't know. We haven't checked back in.
They're there in kane Kun though, so.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
So he could. He said he was gonna in kN Kuhn.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, he goes. The pastor goes and he takes his
vacation time and he goes. Yep, that's where it was.
That guy ten Marguerite is deep re dis committed himself
to God.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Hey, so that's what we're going through this weekend. Man.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, I don't know what time we're going to church.
I'll figure that out. I gotta see what time the
service is. What time fits into our schedule.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Dude, I just thought of this. And our pastor as
he comes in the doors, you know, Morgan Wallen, when
he does his entrance, he'll have Peyton Manning, nico I,
Mamaliava behind him. He'll have Brooks and n.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
No Nico gone.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, he gone, U cla ray u c la. When
the sun goes down at.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Night, now what happens when the sun rises?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
U Cela.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, kid, they're the number three team in the country
to start the season.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
So he comes in. You know, Morgan Wallen does his entrance.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I have no idea what Morgan Wallen does on his entry.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You've never seen these entrances. You see when Peyton Manning
put the full pads in Jersey on No Ray, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I have on the internet, not really, not very often.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I'm not on the Internet.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I'm not on this thing called the net.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He had like THEO Vaughn's come out with him before
whatever city he's in, he has the two most famous
people come out with him as he walks to the
to go sing. So our pastor comes through the doors
like Morgan walla dude, and he's got his team of
like guys that are.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Part of the like the you know the Altar kids.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Yeah, they're called the Ministry team, and they'll be beside
him and he comes in shaking people's hands. It's just
like wallet.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's funny. That's really funny. He comes out and they're
like pastor, pastor heat.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I can only imagine Eastern service.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh man, that's gonna be a good one. We'll take
a break and we'll be right back, and we're gonna
come back and talk bad news Bears. We'll be right back. Dude,
have you ever seen such an unathletic display of basketball
in your life?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
What are you talking about? March Madness?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
No, when we played when we played basketball yesterday, it was.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Decent at times. I don't know specifically what we're gonna
talk about show. Yeah, but I mean I watched the
game tape back, because how did you watch it back?
Because it's on YouTube?
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay, because I told my kids we were going over stuff,
and I said, oh, I played basketball. What you did, Dad?
You played basketball? And I watched it back, and I mean,
we look like fools, Like I go for a layup
and I'm not I'm too far away from a layup
and I have to just kind of fling it up there.
I literally look like I've never shot a layup in
(17:54):
my life. But let's be real. The last time I
played organized basketball I was in seventh grade. Yeah, okay,
so that's the last time I was on a basketball team.
So I probably pick up maybe five times since then
in my entire life. And so trying to like you
see him do it on TV. I watched the March
(18:17):
Madness and I see them going left and to get
up the shot up quicker, they use their right hand
and they scoop it up. Yes, I tried that, and
I saw it on the tape and I looked completely
like an idiot, like an absolute fool.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
We were office workers at a city park playing three
on three, middle of the day. That's what it looked like,
and it was precisely what it was.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
It was so funny.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Thank god, I have a little bit of a burn
on the bottom of my foot, so I wasn't able
to play because you're risking a twisted ankle. You can't
prove anything because these were double rims. You're never gonna
make a three pointer. Three pointers were so hard and
all you're gonna do is bumpa uglies with scuba and
lunch and swatted by somebody and get fouled and some
(19:03):
guy from your work sweat rubs off on you. Why
play pickup basketball. It's for kids, it's for summer camp,
it's for high school.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
All you're gonna do is get people angry at each other.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Thank god, nobody got mad at you.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
There was no arguments. I mean That's the one thing
is it starts out fun usually and then slowly it
turns into an argument. People get mad. But it didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
And I was like, Oh, thank the Lord, it's just
And then you had Abby. She's gonna run a half
marathon in a week. She's out there in work shoes
and jeans. I'm Abby, you're risking six months of training
for a pointless pickup game. Guys, if anybody asked you
to play pickup, fake and injury, there's no winning. Lunch
(19:46):
looked ridiculous. Scuba missed the basket by thirty feet, bones
was thrown up air balls. Guys, nobody won. The one
person that did Abby she trained a two pointer. Abby won,
Like she looked awesome on that Mike d look ter,
who are they? I don't even amy faith?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
This faith an injury. She pulled up a cabin ah ah.
And I asked my wife, because my wife watched it
with us and her brother played college basketball as s
m U S. And I said, hey, did I remind
you of your brother out there? She goes, well, there
were some similarities. I was like, what, she goes, You're
(20:24):
both white, you both had a basketball, and you were
both on a court.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yeah, and basketball is one of those. You gotta be
smooth too. It's not curling. You can be stiff football,
you gotta be smooth basketball. You gotta be the most smooth.
I mean, you gotta you gotta stretch. You gotta get
your whole body loose. You guys look like stiff boards playing, dude.
Basketball is a weird baseball. You can be stiff first
base Dude, how stiff is Paul Goldschmid or whoever their
(20:52):
first basement is? You just stand there stiff. It really
gotta be in basketball. You gotta flow. That's how you
make shots.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Dude. You're right. Every piece of your body has to
be stretched out. You need to stretch from your head
to your toes, and you need to be able to
move and side to side, and you're supposed to glide.
And more of what we were was slop blop plot.
Our feet were heavy. There was no like looking beautiful
(21:19):
like uh, it was just the game tape was hysterical.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Who blocked? He didn't you block?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Blocked? Eddie? Yeah, twice twice.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
I remember that was a big moment. I died laughing
when Scuba Scuba missed the basking guys, there's an there's
a lebron airball, and then there's a scuba scuba missed
the hoop by twenty feet. I never laughed out loud
so loud and noon on a Thursday that.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
There was one time he tried to shoot from the
outside and I caught it before it even got to
the net. I saw it like I saw leave's heads, like,
that's not even gonna touch the net, and I ran
up before lit it in my arms before it made
it to the basket.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
We had the court for Amy's three point competition, check
Bobby Bone, show everything that to see how she did.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
And then the homeless dude shows up and he's dribbling
behind it between his legs. He's what And I'm like,
is this Alan Iverson? What is going on here?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'm telling you, we're lucky that there weren't guys running
a game. If we would have went against the locals,
they would have whooped our ass.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
If we would have gone against the homeless dude that
was there in the park, that brought his bags, his belongings,
set them down on the court, and I don't know
if that was his ball or if he just picked
up one of our balls. But he started hooping on
the side hoop and he was dribbling back. I mean,
he looked smooth and he was draining stuff and he
was probably on math. And also there were people on
the streets walking by, and I was just joking at first, Haha, Abby,
(22:49):
they're looking at you. Ha ha, Morgan, they're looking at you.
Oh watch out, Amy, They're really staring at you. Apparently
girls don't just walk around in that neighborhood. These guys
were gawking at our women. We needed to have those
gates closed.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
There was chances that they were gonna get hit by
a car because they were veering off the sidewalk. One guy, I've.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Made a fake walk by at least four times to
check out Amy, and he put his.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Earbut in like hey, I mean like I'm on a
phone calling I'm doing a meeting, and he watched back
and forth, up and down. It was I was like,
whoa man Like he was very into it. Or maybe
he was a fan that was watching on YouTube and
just didn't want to act weird, but it seemed really weird.
It was an amazing day. But yeah, I think my
basketball days, I can pretty much put it, put them
in the coffin, because I'm not gonna be making it anywhere.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Nobody tells you that you're never gonna play basketball.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Game.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
You will with kids, but actual organized games after high
school you'll never played again. Baseball, yes, with a kid,
but actual organized baseball you'll never played again after high school. Football, yeah,
you'll throw it with your kid, but you'll never play
an organized game after high.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Unless you play flag football.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Nobody tells you that stuff. We're telling it to you
right now.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
And I will say I saw the coolest after I
got home. I saw the coolest basketball story I've seen
in a long time.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Lee Corso, No, no, not so fast that thing, Hey,
not so fast?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Speaking about putting people out the pasture when you want
to put Jim NANTZ like I listen, I understand. Lee
Corso loved it and they were trying to be nice.
This is the best thing. He needs to go like
not he doesn't need to go like to Heaven. He
just need he needed to be off game day like
it was. I don't watch game day anymore, but when
I would tune in and you see him up there,
(24:28):
it felt weird watching it, Like it was like uncomfortable
watching him on the stage like he's almost ninety years old.
He did, he wasn't all there anymore. And I am
just glad that whoever got in his ear and said,
hey Lee, like let's let's go ahead and bow out.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
And also they said he's doing one final show game day.
I told Justin. I texted him, I said, final game.
He's gonna put on his own headgear. It should be
his own face.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Dude, that would be great.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
He picks himself.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
No, no, no, no, this is what they do.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I I you know, the Justine tex is something stupid
like not so fast. Lee Corso out after thirty nine years.
And I said, I've gotten word from the execs he
will be putting on his final piece of head gear,
that headgear, his own head.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
No even better, even better you either, Like when he's
making his pick, everybody else pulls out the head gear
and puts him on like Herb Street. Whoever is a
fowler that the McAfee or they hand it out to
people in the crowd. They make a bunch of them.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
You let some drunk guy at six am on UT's campus. Yes,
you're gonna put him in charge of Lee Corso's saying goodbye, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
No, no, you put in the crowd instead of the
orange helmets that they put the home depot hard hats.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I like the on stage. Don't include the kids. A
bunch of these drunk college kids, they're gonna find a
way to screw it up. I say exactly what you said.
He puts on the Oregon duck who UCLA. They're probably
gonna be gamed Ay Week one with Niko I, MAMALIAVI.
And they all put on Lee Corso's head. So it's
his head, his head, his head, UCLA, his head, his head.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
That would be so cool. And then oh, Desmond Howard's
on their home.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Some protester dumps red paint on him.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Anyway, That's not what I was talking about. But I'm
watching this thing on Twitter on X and there's this dude.
He's a big, tall, redheaded dude, got a beard and
kind of looks like carrot top and he it's a
story about how he has never played organized basketball.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
You retweeted it.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Dude, tell me this is not a phenomenal story.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You reaxed it.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I did. It was phenomenal, I did.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I saw it. He looks homeless, and he played basketball
one year and he's already playing college basketball. No, no,
I'm out. I'm sorry, I'm out. What do you mean,
you're I played my entire life and I didn't get
to that point because he's tall. He played one year
and he can play college of basketball now.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
No, no, no, not only did he never play organized basketball, right,
he didn't know English. He was sleeping in his truck,
he didn't have anywhere to shower. He was just hooping
at the twenty four hour fitness or whatever the gym is,
and he said, we would just play as long as
they would let us, and he would just play it,
(27:15):
play four hours and play. I don't know if it was.
I just made up. And that's the only gym I
could think of him on the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And that's what you and me did coming up in
the ranks. We just would do podcasts all day long
until they told us no more podcast That's how we
got this show to what it is.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
That's how we built it the six hundred followers, and
then like video started servicing him on the internet and
a junior college coach hits him up and he'd never
played organized basketball ever in his life. Which I find
that hard to believe unless he was maybe in trouble
back in the day, maybe had you know, issues. I
don't know his whole story.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Ray skagg crank some of those.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
But the coach tells him, hey, man, you come play
one year junior college basketball and we're going to change
your life.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You're ready, he'll hit the portal next year.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
And he went and played junior college basketball.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
And they never made March Madness. They didn't do crap
because he's junior college. They're not in March Madness, and
so let them play. He just signed with Saint Bonaventure.
He's gonna be a the Bonnie. He's a bonnie, dude.
What I used to gamble every Monday night. Justin would
come over at the apartment and we'd bet the Bonnies.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I'm telling you how I mean, listen, I don't get
all sweets.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
The Bonnies versus Quinnipiac.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
The Quinnipiac has another and they played Bingham to they
play all.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Those weird blee or brown yeah, blight. There's some name Bryant.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Bryant Bryant.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I thought it was the coolest story in the world.
Like how amazing dude has never played organized basketball.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Get ready, guys, Well it wasn't the Lance Armstrong one
because that one shut down when he was busted with
blood doping.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Okay, I understand that. But he went from just playing
hoops just someone putting videos of him on the internet.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Don't since you played pickup game once, don't call it hoops.
Just call it basketball. No, he called it.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
He called it hoops. He would say we would just
hoop all day long.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Well, actually, the new thing is you call it hoop.
You don't even do that plural, its singular.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
You want to hoop?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Hey, let's hoop.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Ray after work today? You want to hoop?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Oh? I like that? So what if we're gonna shoot hoops?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
No, it's all singular now, so I shoot hoop? Yeah
you want to go hoop?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh? I don't say you want to go shoot hoop?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No, you want to go hoop?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Okay, I'll work on that. I'll ask my kids day. Hey,
you guys want to go hoop? Like what you want
to go down to the gym and play hoop?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Hey, it's we're gonna go hoop. And hey, get this
girl snap, ask her what her snap is it? Sonic?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
All right, man, all right, we'll take a break and
Arnold is going to be back, come back after this.
He's gonna tell us about his avengers around the world.
We'll be right back, Arnold, he is.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I am going during Arnold's segment, I'm going condom lists
those headphones. I hate him. So hopefully the audio was good.
Arnold tell us first, real quick, the Super Bowl? Did
you did you go into the game and what was
it like?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Blowed out? They got blowed out?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Yeah, they did get blowed out? So you saw it
in person?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
So were you able? I guess? The Bourbon Street stuff?
What what was all going down there?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
A lot of hand grenades?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, makes sense, good, A lot of drinking.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Had you go to the dueling piano bar down there
on Bourbon.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Nah Hurd they got it?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
The Chiefs though Convention.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Four and they did.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Yeah, it was a good convention.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Man.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
That was the heck of a one.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Were they dueling at our pianos? Or were they together?
Because sometimes they fight? Were our guys verse each other
or together? I remember uti drinking, asked callaway, dude couldn't
even hold his drinks dude, he took off his shirt.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
He got escored it out of there. I do remember that.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
On to the next sea.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
We gotta go to the next Can I wait? Can
I say something that now that you mentioned the convention,
I had a dream last night and someone from the
convention was in my dream. It was Buddy Glass. Now,
Buddy Glass was in my dream last night because I
was talking to someone. Hey, Buddy, we were talking about
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having the convention. We didn't know we were going to
have it because a lot of the people said, oh,
we don't want it in Nashville again. We don't want
it in Nashville again. And I'm walking through a park
where they're having a watch party for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
And illegal did they have rights to do that?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I don't know. And Buddy Glass pops up out of
a sleeping bag.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Might be more closer to reality than you think.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
And he goes, don't be an idiot, all make these
fools come to Nashville. Don't think we won't come to Nashville.
And I won't make them come to Nashville. And I
was like, are you sure, Buddy Glass? He goes, Dude,
I run that group, and then laid back down. That
was my dream and freaking Buddy Glass was in it.
That's awkward.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
DEM's family. These people have infiltrated our dreams.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
But he was letting me know he runs that group
and that they are all on board for Nashville. But
I don't know if that's true. That was just a dream.
Go back, Arnold, sorry to interrupt.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Final score was forty to something. Yeah, and we watched
the game. We know what it was. So then after
that you went directly was it Augusta or you went
to San Antonio? So then you went to San Antonio?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, I went to the river run what you so?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Everybody walks it and you were running it. It's a
nice little loop two miles lunch. You'd be impressed. Now,
Actually you can run it, but it is slippery.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It's slippery, and there's a lot of people. Man, that's
a lot of people dodging left and right. Your time
was probably terrible when.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
You on the river walk. Did you go into that
restaurant where they're mean, the one that's called Dix Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
What showed to mine?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Okay, okay, man, And.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
You don't understand why you got escorted out?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Dude? Did you end up going to the game or
what exactly were you even doing at the whole Final
four thing?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Well, there were four teams or two games? What else
do you want to know?
Speaker 1 (33:14):
There are actually three games?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, the Final four? Yeah, Arnold, you saw.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Muffy Boomerg, your mom and dad.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
They're all there, did you what you're talking about? You
guys were all there at the same time.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, they're at the wax Museum.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I was at the Alamo helping them defend it. Oh,
you don't got to defend it anymore. That war already took.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Place, man, Yeah, Arnold, we already it's over. Like the
Alamo has been, it was seased. It's there. It's just
that's just there to let remind you of the Alamo. Dude,
you didn't need to defend it. People are allowed to
go in and out.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Anything else. Do you remember from the Final four?
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Florida one million five not bad? Pretty good? Pretty good?
Then did you went directly after that to all the
way to Augusta?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah, gotta pumento cheese, two dollar beard, nothing better than that.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
True, they said you can get Why do they not
up the prices?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Because they want to keep it tradition. But the price
is of merch is in tradition. I don't.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I don't think they had merch when it started. Oh.
I think they just had the food when it started.
So I think it's the same prices when it started,
and so they've kept it that way so it's affordable
for all the normal folks that are there.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
And then I guess when Rory won his thing, did
you notice that he What did you think about him
winning it?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Well? I told him.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I told him go reverse coba on the ground on
your knees. You told him to, dude, like's that dirty position?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I told him to act like you're in the bedroom?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Man?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Well, arnold, how come when he was walking to the clubhouse,
we didn't see him hugg you, Like, why didn't you
get a high five and a hug? He hugged everybody
on the course with his wife.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Oh, I was keeping her happy in that bonnet and
those sunglasses. People were saying, why did she not walk.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Back with him?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
She was with me? So you were Rory's wife?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, he was with Belloni. I was with his ex.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
All right. I always wondered why Rory walked by himself.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, do you think you could get her on the pod, Arnold.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
I'll try the name Rory.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Scorecard's actually unofficial.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Well what are you talking?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Whoa excuse me? I went in, I put for the
eighteenth hole, I draw it. I draw up pen fifteen.
What so the eighteenth hole says pen fifteen.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, it's unofficially.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Never won the Masters, so the Grand Slam's not real?
Speaker 4 (35:34):
Yeah, true if you believe in the only eighteenth hole
looking like uh, Prince Oliver. Wow, you guys ever seen
an egg plant? That's what I drew in the eighteenth hole.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Wow, Arnold, that's enough.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
But hell of a run, Arnold, great job all over? Man. Hey,
did you get any like Slub's numbers or anything like?
Did you make any connections? Did you meet anybody? And
I tell I mean who did you stay with?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Perkins?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Probably saw Tiger's ex.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Tiger wasn't there though.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Freaking Tiger's done though.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
They got a long time, see that, I got a
long time. We'll take a break, we'll right back right.
How's that golf game? Man?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I'm glad you asked between the wind and my burnt
bottom of my foot.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
And explain to me of the burnt bottom of your
foot what happened?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
So I've been having issues. Planner fascy ititis is what
Justin diagnosed it as.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
And I thought he was in kids physiology. I didn't
know he could diagnose your foot.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
He crosses over. Then I also, uh Anna, our friend
the Dodds, went over to her house. She said, I
just got to do some exercises, which I've been doing
and it's been helping something about I don't know. I
don't know if some sandals I had that were fake. Oh,
and they didn't have any patty in him, and that
(36:55):
I was doing some running. I can run and it
doesn't hurt, but it's kind of when I walk. That
was almost healed.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Does it hurt the bottom of your foot like the
back of your.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
It feels like on the heel there's no padding. Oh
but here's my point. That was almost healed. I was
on the back end of that. I was almost healed,
and I went and got a pedicure.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Oh no, And I thought the.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Massaging would help. She's putting a bunch of different lube
on it. She had me all lubed up, just like
a wet, wet wet uh, a wet pig. Okay, And
so she had me all good and liquid, and then
she got the cheese grinder out and the whole bottom
of my foot. The right one's good, but the one
that was inflamed a little bit for whatever reason, had
(37:39):
a bad reaction to it. It's like I have third
degree burns on the bottom of my foot. Oh, but
we are on the back side of that. I've been
putting Neo's porn on it and wearing a sock to
bed and not running. All that to say, I haven't
been playing golf. But I also think that my foot
is almost better.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
But the wind, dude, I don't know. I don't know
if we moved to the windy City or what the
hell has happened. I didn't know we were on the coast.
We have twenty mile a hour winds every single day.
Please explain it to me.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Why it's something with the hemisphere. But I'm trying to
think back, is it because so I've actually blamed myself.
When I live downtown, was it windy and I just
didn't realize it because of the skyscrapers. Why is it
so windy right now?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
I don't know. It is unlike usually you have one
windy day and then some nice days. Now it's we
have one nice day in five windy days. I cannot
figure it out.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
And when I was shipping maybe two weeks ago, that
was the closest I've come to playing golf. And I
saw my cousin and I go, man, how are you
even playing out here? And he goes, yeah, the wind's
so bad it will take your ball twenty to thirty
feet in one or the other directions. I'm like, he goes, yeah,
I almost thought about not playing it. I'm like, I
haven't played because of the wind.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I will say I did play the other day. Wind
was crazy, Not that that affected me in any way,
but I did play with this guy and I walked
the course because it was easily be walkable. He was
in the golf cart.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
And he must be richer and rich at a local MUNI.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
He must be richer than rich because he's up from Boston, right,
he's got his Boston Red Sox hat on, he's got
his Celtics hoodie, or he had a Celtics hat, Boston
Red Sox hoodie. How about deray in this year? And
there's another guy that gets paired up with us and
we're just all talking. He's like, oh, where are you
from the one guy that he's from New Jersey, but
the Boston guy, I'm from Boston. But I got He's like, oh,
(39:35):
and I, you know, have a place in New Hampshire
or Maine. He goes, but I don't ever get to
go there.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (39:42):
He goes, it's on a lake and somebody rents it
out from me from ten thousand dollars a week. I'm
like what. He goes, yeah, I just I don't ever
get to go there because I mean I just rented out.
Can't pass up that money. I'm like, okay. He's like, yeah,
it's right on the lake. And the dude wants to
buy it from me. But why would I sell it
to him when I can just ten thousand dollars a
week from him and he just rents it. He comes
(40:02):
in on his helicopter and you know, he just rents
it from me for the whole year pretty much.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
I'm like, oh, yeah, I ride my bike tour.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah. I'm like, well, I rode my you know, my
bike to the golf course here save gas. And he's
like yeah, so and then he goes, so I live here,
and and he goes, but I said, yeah, man, it sucks.
We're playing today. It's supposed to rain the next couple
of days. And he goes, really, I said, yeah, I
supposed to rain for three days straight. He goes, I
guess I better look for flights to Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm like, what what you know?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
So I got a place down to Myrtle Beach too.
I'm like, what do you mean. He's like, yeah, you
know what I mean. Like, I have a home, you know,
up there in New Hampshire, Maine, whatever he said, and
he goes, I got one down in Myrtle Beach. I
go there sometimes. It's just I like to go different places.
I have a home. I was like, I got a
house with three kids. He's like, see, yeah, I live here,
(40:52):
you know, part of the time. But if the weather's bad,
I just jump on a plane down to Myrtle Beach.
And if the guy's going to be not at the
New Hampshire home, I can go up there. I'm like, okay,
so exactly what did you do?
Speaker 1 (41:04):
What are you hard knocked Instagram account?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
He's like, I worked at a you know, I was
an engineer and worked at the railroad or something, or
an electric company and He's like, and I had two
years experience because he went to Northwestern or north Northeastern.
He went to Northeastern and they had a program that
when you're in school, you can intern with the electric
company and it gives you credit. So when he retired,
he was already you know, he was only in his fifties.
(41:28):
He was like early fifties when he retired, because he
already had experience from when he was he had forty
years of experience.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
But he has all this money, and I'm just like,
so you're just gonna He goes, yeah, man, I'll just
look at the last minute flying Okay. He looks at it. Oh,
I just booked Myrtle Beach. I'm leaving it for well,
I just booked Uber Eats. I'm like, no, no, I
don't even do Uber Eats because I don't want to
pay the extra fee. And so we're walking right and
it's like the third hole and he's talking and he
(41:57):
parks his golf cart and I'm walking around his golf
cart and I got the little pole cart and I go.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
But bump hold on.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
And imp over a stick. It wasn't a stick, ray
I stepped on a freaking snake. I looked back. I mean,
I am talking a snake. This big I dumped my
golf clubs all over the ground.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I ran.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
He's like, it's just a gardener skake. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
is it a snake? He goes, yeah, helicopter. He goes,
you stepped right on its head.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I'm like, oh my god, you killed it.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
I could have died now. It slid it off into
the grass. But then I was scared to go. I
had to go back and get my clubs, pick them up.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
You think one of your clubs is a club?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
It's oh my god, dude. So I get up on
the next tea box.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Oh, let me get my pitching.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
How do you think I did on the next drive? Ray?
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Was the wind included? Because I'm us in fifty miles
to the right way, to the right ray.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I was too shook. I was shook the rest of
a round. And then this is how bad it was.
Not only was the wind bad, but I was bad
that this guy he starts telling me, hey, man, you
got a good swing, but you need to do this,
and he starts trying to coach me, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and he's having he's pretty good, Like he was pretty
(43:22):
good at golf, and the one bad shot he had,
he's like, oh myney money, Oh money, money, oh money,
and he starts with limping.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
What do he got that same thing Tiger had when
he wrecked his vehicle. It was like, I knew it California.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
He is like, I knew it. I knew. I heard
it skiing when I was up at my place in
Steamboat last month and I'm like, wait, you have a
place in Steamboat. He's like, yeah, I just like to
go skiing, you know what I mean? And like that
way my kids can use it whenever they want. So
you have a place in New Hampshire, Maine, whatever, Myrtle
Beach here in Nashville and Steamboat.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Always love when people can name the five houses they
have within in all the wealth they have within five
minutes of talking to them.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I mean, he pulls the knee injury. Oh yeah, it's
my place in Steamboat.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
I'm like, I prefer Aspen.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
So then I'm just like, what am I doing in
life where I don't have a place in Steamboat, Myrtle Beach,
New Hampshire and Nashville.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Dude, you needed to see if he wanted to be
an investor in the convention. Tell him we will get
him returns.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, but we were on this was whole like thirteen
when he hurt his knee and he was like, man,
I'm only three over, but man, I might have to
go in. But he had hit his drive out of bounds.
That was his first bad drive. So I was wondering
if he was worried about messing up his handicap. But
he started limping, limping, and he's like, but here, drop
a ball right here before I go, and I'll tell
you what you're doing wrong on your swing. So he
(44:39):
gave me some tips.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Thanks for the free lesson. Hey, did you see is
he man woman golf for good? I was gonna say continue, Yeah,
And that was it. That was my run in.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
That was my last golf. The wind has been crazy.
But it was a very awkward round of golf. But
it also made me realize, Man, I'm playing with a
really rich dude right now, or dude that just makes
up stories that he has houses in New Hampshire, Myrtle Beach,
Nashville and Steamboat. Did he sound happy? He sounded real happy.
I said, Hey, how you played pretty much every day?
He goes, Yeah, pretty much at least five times a week.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
You got a chick. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
I don't know if he has a wife or not.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Are you into men or women?
Speaker 2 (45:19):
But he had a couple of kids, and he had
grandkids here, and that's why he moved here.
Speaker 1 (45:23):
Sounds like a great dad.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah, well, I mean, oh, well, he's older, the kids
are grown up, they have kids, so he has he's
a granddad.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
I think he's a grandpa. So he doesn't have to
really do anything during the day. They're at school.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
So he's got all these houses and all these kids,
and he's at a muni with you on a random Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, that's but I mean, he didn't want to He
didn't want to be a member anywhere. He just likes
to play the munies because it doesn't cost as much.
What did you tell him you did? He didn't ask.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I'm a podcaster.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
He didn't ask. But before we go, right, I got
an email.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
I lost that sound effect.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Oh my god, can we get a shout out on
the Friday Pod? Tomorrow, April eighteenth is our birthday? Thanks
for everything y'all do sore losers for life. And that's
the Mab Twins. Oh maybe maybes, maybes Happy birthday. Boys,
get those convention tickets. I mean, you guys have never
been to the convention? What are we waiting on the
(46:20):
Maybe twins are like the ghosts of Christmas pass like
you see them, but you have no idea who they
are because they've never been anywhere. We need you at
the convention.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yeah, and there should be on the Facebook page. There
should be a hierarchy where the people that are the
most powerful are the ones that come to the convention.
And I don't think that's the case. I think the
Maiden Twins have a lot of power. B Hans has
not been b Hans has got a lot of power.
You've got Brownly yep has got a lot of power.
(46:52):
And people aren't coming to these conventions, guys.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
That's really weird, isn't it. The ones that are most
active they don't come. That's all right, all right, we're
out of here.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
We gotta good good to know though. Aaron Rodgers, Oh yeah,
what about Aaron Rodgers did an hour interview with Pat
McPhee's wearing the same hat that I'm wearing right now.
Speaker 3 (47:10):
No big deal.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Who wore it better, Aaron Rodgers or citizen. He basically
just said he's been getting deep the last couple of months.
He had no idea what was going on in the media.
Went to said he went to the funny quote from me.
He went to the Jets and he it was just
a meeting with him and the new coach, and he
said he told the his private plane guy. He goes, hey,
(47:32):
I'll probably be gone for hours. This give me a
big meeting. I'll probably go to dinner stuff. Did you
guys have a couple of beers, have fun, because it'll
be a minute. Said, he went in and out. Meeting
was twenty minutes. The coach basically said, hey, man, what
are you thinking about doing? And he goes, well, I'd
like to play some football. And he goes and the
coach new coach said, well, we're going a different direction,
(47:55):
and Aaron goes, he didn't want to pick my brain
about football, talk about the team. He was really noticed discussion.
It was him just leaning over a table and saying
we're going in a different direction. And Aaron goes, I
could have done that over the phone. I paid for
a private jet all the way up there. That could
have been a phone call.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
See this is Aaron Rodgers being a baby. That's me.
I feel like that's a classy move by the new coach,
Aaron Glynn, because when you break up with someone, do
you break up with him over the phone. Most people
break up in person. And he wanted to give Aaron
Rodgers the respect of hey, man, like, I wish you well,
(48:32):
thanks for what you've done for the organization. We're going
to move in a different direction instead of just putting
it out in a press release, texting him, giving it
to Adam Schefter, letting him putting it on Twitter. Aaron
Rodgers just is he Oh my god, I had no
idea what was going on in the press. I didn't
know teams were waiting on me to make a decision.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Shut up, he says, Mia tells him whatever happens. He
never turns on the TV, and he said he hasn't
been doing Adahusha.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
He doesn't turn on the TV, but he's on Pat MC,
so he has no idea why he came on. He
has no idea what's going on in the media, but
he's on the biggest freaking talk show for sports show
in America. But he has no idea what's going on.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
It's so stupid. And he said, do you really believe
this crap? Does he believe the stuff?
Speaker 2 (49:15):
He says? Has anybody watched the documentary?
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
I want to watch it, but then I can't watch
it because I hate him so much and he's so
damn annoying.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
How much do you think he wanted to play? Weren't
the reports twenty million?
Speaker 2 (49:27):
Do you know what? He'll tell you one million?
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Hold on, what do you what was it in the news?
Was it twenty was it forty million?
Speaker 2 (49:33):
That was what his contract was going to be for?
Speaker 1 (49:35):
How many years?
Speaker 2 (49:36):
For one?
Speaker 1 (49:37):
He said he'd have played for ten million?
Speaker 2 (49:39):
Yeah, he says that guys play for If he signs
with a new team, it better better not be for
any more than ten million. And he doesn't need money.
He could if he really wanted to play and he
wanted to help the team out, he would sign for
one million dollars five hundred thousand. He has so much
damn money, he doesn't need anything. He is so annoying.
(50:04):
I mean, please, has anybody watched the documentary? Have you?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Man?
Speaker 1 (50:08):
I've been watching Paul American?
Speaker 2 (50:10):
What? Oh, you're still watching that.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
No, I'm not watching it.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
I have not watched. I can't watch the documentary. I
want to watch it, but then they're gonna drive me
nuts because he's so freaking annoying.
Speaker 1 (50:20):
I still gotta watch the Last Dance.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
And you asked me if I watched that Aaron Rodgers documentary.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Dude, I don't know. I can't. I can't with him,
and maybe it's just me. I'm triggered by him.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
He just seems so annoying. He's so full of crap.
He's so full of crap. No matter what the Jets are,
they're a terrible organization because they didn't bring him back.
He rips him because of the way they did it.
He's just mad they didn't bring him back. That's it.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
You ever talked to Aaron Rodgers before? No, I have really.
At the time when I was on a live chat
with me Mike stud and Aaron Rodgers was on there,
and I go, Mike Studd, I love you man, And
I misspelled like love or something because I was drinking
in Charleston and Aaron Rodgers goes nice spelling sits in Raymundo.
I freaking talked to my point. Dude and me and
him wear the same hat?
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Who wore it better? That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
Happy Easter, everybody, have a great weekend. Yeah, let's get
out of here. Man. Hopefully people listen to this one.
I already pause. Dude again, what do you want me
to do?
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