May 16, 2025 • 48 mins
In this episode Ray saw a homeless dude having a special morning moment and made Ray think maybe the homeless are living life we all should want. Lunchbox talks about his hard week as a single Dad and how much more respect he has for all the single parents out there. Plus Callaway goes in for his surgery today so we have a few Callaway stories and send our T's and P's to him. Last but not least Caleb Williams didn't want to be a Bear so Lunchbox reacts to everything Caleb had to say.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Come on, I don't know which Mike is yours. You're
not even I'm not here myself now I hear it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Holy crap, man, I hope you're ready to carry this one.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We were just talking about the past of radio when
I first started. How funny it was.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, how we lived in Austin and just all the
characters that worked in that building. And now that building
is a ghost town. No one goes into the office.
It's just crazy how it works.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It was special though, because everybody there was four morning
shows in a building that will probably never happen again
now with people working at home and podcasting all that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, we got three in here in this building.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right. Well they don't make a lot of noise.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, they're really quiet. It's a lot different nowadays. Everybody's
more mature. It's quiet. There's not running up and down
the halls, and we have a little bit of space
in between us. Plus you had to clean off the
keyboard because someone was eating fried chicken here in the studio.
Won't name any names, but don't worry about it. This
is a lunch room also known as a podcast studio.
But I'm not gonna get on that. I'm just gonna
(01:09):
say this, Dude, I am exhausted.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay, that's a good foreshadowing. I also have a foreshadowing.
I have to address homeless.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, I feel like I'm homeless right now. I've been
a single dad this entire week, so I have been
trying to make sure the kids have what they need
for school, get them to a neighbors when I leave
for work, and then I have to get them from school.
Then I have to make dinner, then I have to
(01:42):
get them to then I have to get them a
doctor's appointments, and then I dude, I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, tell us, I'm here with the listeners. You single
parents out there, I'm not I have a cat.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I did it for five days, Ray dual income dinks
five days, and I am like, when can I take
a nap?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh? I give what you're saying now.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So all those people out there that are single parents,
I have no clue how you do it. And I
don't know if you're a single parent of one is
it so much easier? But man, being a single parent
of three boys for five days just it wiped me.
I am ready for a sleep.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay asleep? Yes, Well, I mean, you were probably able
to sleep in a couple of the days. Aren't they
at school? No, No, you're talking about just getting ready.
Some kids brush their teeth, get in some breakfast, throw
in some cartoons, and send them to the neighbors.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And then you have to get them from school. You
got to take them to appointments. Then you got a
grocery shop. Then you got to make dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Then they do a crazy thing. Kroger or your wife
from wherever she is, guess what, she can still be
a mom. She can do the Kroger order. They can
put it ready your doorstep. And Kroger is a deal
where you actually say it costs you. I don't even
know the prices. My wife did it say it costs
you one hundred dollars in gas. You saved twenty dollars
a month. I understand for itself in two months. No,
(03:07):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm not gonna argue with you. There, here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
There's your groceries. I just did it. Click.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I've talked to my wife one time this entire week.
Whoa I mean, there's been a couple of text messages,
but she is up in the mountains of North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Trouble in paradise and there is no.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Cell phone reception, so she says, I think she has
checked out.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Is there a mountain man up there named Hank that
all of a sudden comes over her shoulder. Yeah, it's
my tour or that's how that's all.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I think.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
His name is Paul Bunyan.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's my tour guide, Paul. How's it going. Welcome to
the North Carolinians, great titans.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, And so then they go to bed. You gotta
bathe them, and then you gotta clean up, and then
I gotta eat. I mean half the night. I'm not
eating with them. I gotta figure out my dinner. And
then I'm eating and doing dishes, and then I'm like,
oh my gosh, it already ten thirty. I gotta go
to bed. And then you do the same thing the
next day, and I am just I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well, that's where showers with Dad comes into play. Why
can't you take a shower with all the boys. That's
why my dad did it, probably to cut back on time.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't know about that, man, all right, showers of Dad,
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hey, boys, Hey, I know we've been doing the bathing thing.
Showers with Dad just got reintroduced, Like, here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
They're three, five and six.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That might have been out in the eighties. Dude, I
don't know if that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
May be a little bit on the border of a
okay or not. Okay. I don't know, Like a three
year old would not remember it, so I think that
would be okay.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Dude, we're saving on water in third grade, fourth grade.
I drew the line when I was in fifth and
my mom even said, Hey, I get we're saving water.
Showers with Dad have got to stop.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh so you guys did it for water.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Reasons, Well, dub, my dad's a cheapskate. Why would you
let kids get in water and playing it for forty
minutes when you can all take a shower together for four.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know. I didn't realize it was for water
saving purposes, which is hilarious. First of all, I literally
had well water, so our water was little. Yeah, so
that that, I mean, showers with Dad was actually a
very practical thing. I literally thought he just did it
for convenience, like say, you know what I mean, like, oh,
(05:23):
it's time for bad I don't feel like bathing. You
just get in a shower with me, boy, and you
and your brother would get in there with him, and
one would be it would be a dad sandwich, one
in the front, one in the back.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It varied. I think typically we were usually in the
back because I said we would get the secondhand water. Yeah,
all fuck, gross god, dude, is your water like lukewarm?
But then my water's lukewarm too. Dad's getting all the
hot water.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Does your dad? Does your water smell like? But yeah,
I think Dad tooted.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Man, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Gosh, if you have never listened to that episode, go
back and start hours with Dad. Oh my gosh, it'll
make you cry.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And ESPN Instant Classic.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Instant Classic. They play it on the channel all the time.
I'm exhausted. I don't know what I was gonna say,
but I did watch a little bit of basketball. Uh man,
I'm just yeah, whatever, what are you just starting?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh dude, the whole show doesn't have to start right now.
You can segment stuff out like a radio professional. Coming
up Homelessness. That's in a few first the introductions, Arnold.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Hey, guys, been all over New Orleans, Kentucky for the
Derby coach O. I also went to stage coach. Then
I went to New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Again Super Bowl, Then I went to San Antonio.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Guess where I'm going this weekend?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
No idea, like, honestly.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Gonna Beia tonight? Can it be in New Year?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Whoa Nixon souks?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Going to Game six?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Huh you sitting next to Portnoy.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, and Timothy showing.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Me, oh, are you gonna wear the sunglasses?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Wind Luis still look cool?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Gotta where gotta And there's the Jenners that been going
You got Kendall and Kylie was.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Just say, Abby, you're on.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Notice what I thought you guys just moved in together.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He's going after the milker's court side at the next.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh my gosh, Arnold, Hey, Arnold, how are you getting
all this money? Are you kind of like chief saholic?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You just say it's uh for media?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh that you're covering it for the sore loser.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
He saw Hollick he does thirty two years.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Arnold gets hopped and then we turn on the news.
Arnold's riding his bike through a neighb road with a
backpack and like, oh, this guy doesn't belong here, Let's
pull him over. What's in the bag?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Man? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Just one hundred thousand dollars in cash. Then I robbed
from that bank down the street.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And yeah, and Craigslist, I buy iPhones and are you
sew them?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh well, I mean Craigslis isn't even big anymore. And
people used to make money. Billy made a lot of
money doing that with blackberries. But I heard you can't
do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I still use it that and task wrap it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Go help a lady hang a picture frame?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
All right, Oh, you hang anything else?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But to hang nine
in her ass? What?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
What? How?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Don't even understand what that means? Dude?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh all right, we gotta do the show.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, we gotta do it live.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
We're gonna do it live. We are the one two dude.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
So loser, What up?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It is Sisson from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser,
my wife. We live in the country. It's a lot
different than the city. It's awesome. Twenty minutes away. No less,
and we do have two point two acres. We have
two kids at Vanderbilt their eggs and Justin checks on
him every single day. And we always say that, as
with the farmers and ranchers, we won't sell, we won't
(08:50):
sell and coach if we could a moment of silence
for Callaway? Yeah, okay, but will the comeis hit because
it was silent?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, no, no, I have to put the commercials in.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Dude, that would be just us. We go to the
moment of silence and he goes, are you having some
bad attitudes? You need better help the commercial airs during
our moment of silence.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Hey, dude, I did reach out to Callaway last night.
Do you want to gamble DraftKings? Is there a perfect
place to bet the NBA playoffs? Hey, let's have it
a moment's eye for Callaway. Are you having a hard
time getting it up? There's a thing called viagra.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Do you enjoy radio in the afternoon? Well, Wayne T
and Day are your ticket the people that steal our podcasting.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah I did. I did reach out to Callaway last
night and just send him a little message on Facebook.
And it's a little weird because he has like like
brain surgery today, like legit brain surgery. Like that is
so freaking crazy to me to wrap my head around.
And for him, just think ten days ago, the dude
(09:56):
is hammered at Miguel's fortieth birthday party, getting hammered, just
absolutely blitzed all weekend. Ten days later, they're cutting open
his head. It's just crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And to think that at those conventions he had the
thing in his brain, right, I would assume that he did.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And they're gonna find out. What's crazy is. I was
talking to the doctors and they said, yeah, we're gonna
go in and we're gonna find out if he has
any brain or if it's all tumor up there. And
that's maybe why he likes Mississippi State. It has been
all tumorus whole life. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Dude, how does the wall not work? There is?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But then I did see something cool that being McNamee
and Rosanna. They both went yesterday to visit him. They
came from out of town, flew in whatever, drove in.
I don't know how you get there via bus greyhound,
but they showed up at Callaways and said, hey, man,
we're gonna spend this day with you. And I was like, Dan,
this is just crazy. So sore losers nation be thinking
(10:59):
about Callaway. All you people that listen, they have no
idea who Calloway is. Got to come to the conventions, man,
you would know this stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And also if we were to go visit him, obviously
we'd swing by Tunica. Yeah, it's on the way right
in the vicinity. What if we were to get stuck
on the tables a little bit and we end up
just dipping in and seeing Callaway. I thought about that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I was like, man, if we drove down and saw Callaway,
like when we start chasing, but that we start chasing,
or the table's hot and call dude, Callaway is just
sitting there, Like, do you need a ride home? No, man,
my buddies are coming ray and the lunch box they're
they do the sore losers. They said they were gonna
pick me up. Well, man, you've been sitting outside for
like two hours, man, Like, are you sure you don't
(11:44):
want to come back inside and get some rest? No, man,
now that my surgery's over. They said they'd be here
and we show up five hours vers man, what happened. Guys,
we're chasing.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, honey, we're gonna me and lunch, are gonna go
see callaway at. I mean such a golden nugget. I mean,
I mean such a golden heart that guy has. And
then I mean talk about just an absolute horseshoe casino.
I mean just an absolute bad run of bad luck.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean the emotional roulette. I mean a roller coaster
that we you know, of talking to him is just like,
you know, up and down, up and down because it's sad,
but then you laugh. Yeah, I mean it's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I don't know. Those are the only two they got.
I went to a couple other ones. It was like
air conditioning was bad at those casinos or it was
a weird vibe where there was also a dairy queen
inside of the casino and.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Throwing with that man.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well it was a.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Weird blizzard and blackjack. I mean, come on, how what
an advertisement on the Marquee Blizzard and blackjack at the
same time. Order your blizzard to the blackjack table? How
cool would that be?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And then I found one that had an actual hot
tub that you could go on the floor.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Gaming floor.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, but if you stayed there you'd have access. So
I sent Bezer a picture and she goes, I don't
know if it's been cleaned recently, and I go, oh, yeah,
I guess my head's at the clouds. You're right, I'm
gonna go to a different one.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That might be kind of disgusting.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
But dude, I'm a big hot tub guy. And if
you're hot on the floor, you're hot, you'd go take
it to the hot tub. I mean, it just seemed
like there were other options there. But then I realized
Tunica is solely for gambling.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I used to be hot tub guy, Like I used
to love hot tubs. Like I apartment complexes they had
the hot tub next.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
To the pool.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'm aware I went to Texas State.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah yeah, but I'm just saying, like, after a night
of drinking sometimes we would just go to random apartment
complexes and getting their hot tub. And what in high
school or college both even after college?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh so would I? I would. I was the king
of not staying at apartments and I would know the
good hot tubs and then take a chick and would
scale the fence and get into the hot tubs. Yeah,
why does your keynot work?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't know, it's so weird, try to get that there.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I don't know what is climate. You live very suitable.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
And as I've gotten older, I realized, Man, those hot
tubs are probably pretty disgusting. If I'm doing that with
these random chicks and random people getting in these hot
tb then imagine how many random people are getting these
hot tubs and they are never There's no way they
ever clean them. But man, that was the move, that
was the absolute move, was just find a random apartment complex,
(14:11):
go to their pool, go to their hot tub. Man,
those I missed those days.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Possibility to play Devil's advocates, go ahead. There are so
many people, what I learned working for the Cares team,
that are at an apartment and pay whatever they do,
pay god knows what, and they don't use the amenities
or the facilities. So I get your hot tub dirty grow.
I mean, out of two thousand people that live in apartment,
(14:36):
one hundred use the gym, fifty use the pool, twenty
use the hot tub. But dogs crapping, Man, they're all
doing that. Justin got popped again? What Yeah, So the
new management came when we left. It all happened at
the same time.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Justin got caught crapping on the guard. Oh no, I
thought he got over that. Dude. I thought when he
moved to Boston he stopped crapping in the yard. But
now he's doing it again.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And they started DNA testing, so you had to bring
your dog and they'd have to get their stuff tested.
So they had the DNA of all the dogs, and
so they started testing it. Once we moved out. He
got hit for one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
He has a dog.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, a little Frenchy, I believe, and so, oh.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
My gosh, trusting with a Frenchy that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And so that was one. And then I guess now
they're unearthing stuff that's been a foot underneath the ground, crap,
and so they're testing the soil and I guess some
of his dogs poop DNA was in the soil. So
we got hit again. He goes, see it's time to
fight a due place. He thought they were digging up
a tree. They were trying to go back two years
and see whose dogs crapped when it was fresh soil.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, like this whole
DNA testing the dog poop. Like guys do you not
have something better to do with your time? It's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
But you brought up a great point. What are they
not DNA testing the hot top human feces. You're good
to go if you have a wild night and you
can't get into your apartment. Uh, guys, we're gonna have
to start testing the humans.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Notice, like last night.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We went wait where do I put?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We went for a walk, dude, after dinner and kids
riding bikes and the youngest one is like, da, da,
I got a pee and I might just go right there. Man,
he's peeting someone's front of yard. What are they gonna do?
I mean, if they're hidding? No, No, they're just right
down the front.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Man. It's one of those golf course rules. You got
enough trees, you're fine, And there's neighborhoods. Careful only put.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
On a list man, A little sketchy, A little sketchy
at the golf course.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The other thing, you always got that random golfer that
comes around the corner.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh hey, man, you looking for your ball? I see
two of them.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh hey, Zach. You know it's you never know who's
gonna come around the corner at the golf course.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, we'll take a break and then we're gonna come back.
I'm sorry, this is gonna I'm exhausted. We're gonna talk
about homelessness. I guess we'll be right back. Hit me
with it.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So had this thought on the patio DdO here at
work or your house, this one I don't have. I
do have a patio, but this is a balcony. That's
the difference. So yes, I have a patty. It's my
favorite part of my house. So this balcony. I just
had some deep thoughts, sisons, deep cison sighting thoughts over
the city of Nashville. So there was a man. It
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was like it was early hours. It was three am,
six am, as the sun was rising. I mean, never mind,
the sun wasn't up, and I just had these thoughts.
So I saw a homeless man. He found a piece
of concrete right in the construction area right below us,
and he put his sleeping bag, his knapsack, his possessions
down and he just laid there. And the temperature was perfect,
(17:38):
the sun was doing whatever it was. It was just
such a romantic, awesome moment. Everybody's working, everybody hustle a bustle,
me I'm programming, God knows what I'm getting spanked. A
lot's going on in everybody's life work wise, everybody's doing
stress except for that homeless man. He's laying there. The
most peaceful morning of anybody in Nashville was that homeless
(18:01):
man and the temperature wise, it's not cold out, it's
not too hot out, it's perfect, and birds are chirping.
I can only imagine how great that nap was that
he was taking. So that led me to my thought,
are they just smarter than all of us? And they
got it all figured out? And they get free food,
(18:22):
free money on Broadway. They don't have to worry about kids,
they don't have to worry about paying taxes, any of
the day to day working that we have. He got
to experience a moment in Nashville that nobody else was
appreciating me. I was next in line to appreciate that moment,
but I was working and I wasn't laying down, and
it only lasted for five seconds, whereas for him it
(18:43):
lasted for probably five hours. I would say, they got
it figured out, and I just had just that deep thought, like, man, homelessness, dude,
is that the ticket? Like why wouldn't Why wouldn't you
be homeless?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
You want me to give you a few reasons. Yes, One,
you have to sleep on concrete.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
He had sleeping bag.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay, go get a sleeping bag and lay down on
the concrete and tell me how comfortable you are.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
B That sounds like a bit ray. It sounds show,
sounds terrible.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Second, you always got to sleep with one eye open,
because you don't know what the hell is gonna happen
when you're just laying there on the concrete and people
are walking by. You don't know what they're gonna do
to you. Third, you gotta worry about going to the
bat There ain't nowhere to go to the bathroom. Every
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time you move, guess what you gotta carry all your crap, Like,
if you want to go get a drink from the
gas station, you got to bring your whole house with you.
That would get stressful. Number four, you gotta stress about
how you're gonna get your nest hit. You gotta figure
out where you're gonna get your smack from Broadway.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Dude, that's the land of a million dreams right there.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
My question is do the homeless have a certain dealer
they go to like, where do they get their their smack?
Because I'm assuming most of them are on something.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
They are I've actually actually a sidebar there. Yeah, how
do they get that? If they're if they don't have
any money and they're homeless. Are all drug dealers rich?
So how do they get at? All?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Drug dealers are not rich?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Lot of them are.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No, they're not.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You ever watched guy in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Felipe okay, Pablo Escobar bar okay, he is rich. But
the guys on the street dealing it, Guess what, they're
not rich. They're the lowest of the low. Have you
ever watched the first forty eight Those dealers ain't living
in mansions, man.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Right, those are the first most important hours, the forty
eight wall.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
If you don't get a suspect within the first forty
eight hours, the likelihood of solving that murder goes is
cut in half. But what I'm saying is, look at
their houses. Those dealers, they ain't making millions of dollars.
All that money they're making goes back up the food chain.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, I hear you on that.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Also, back to the homeless guys sleeping on the street,
do they have it figured out That's what I wanted
to get back to. The weather is unpredictable.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
That was the one I want.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
You can lay down for a second and next thing
you know, it's raining and you're flooded, like it doesn't
even have to flood like a normal flood, and you
are flooded out of your house. And I did see
one creative homeless person. I think it was a couple.
It was a dude and a woman. And there's a
place over there on Church that used to be bumping
(21:42):
called cly Fi Hide High Fi Clyde. It was the
biggest place in Nashville. It is now gone, really gone.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I think I knew that it closed, but I hadn't
seen the final hammer closing sign.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, I saw a sign on the door says for lease.
I'm like, how does it go from the chip of
the absolutely out of business like that.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Which tells you these places have to be sold out
or else you might have to close.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Because it was a big place.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
But we went for brunch when we lived downtown. That
was our second favorite spot.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Dude, it was always crowded.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I felt like we went there for Laura's one Y
Beazer's one year cancer celebration, par Is there. Yes, at
High Fi Clyde.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Now my question is when's the last time you went
to High Fly Clyde.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
We definitely had been back years years years on the
west side. We haven't been since we moved to the north,
so I mean it's been two years.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's what I mean is people have a place and
then they're like, oh, you know what I mean, and
they get out of their routine and they quit going there.
It takes ten people to quit going there and the
next thing you know, High five Clyde is gone.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
What were you saying, though, is it an encampment?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Now it's an encampment right there by the front door.
Someone at the homeless people have put up plywood as
their front door so you can't see them. And I
saw them standing up and then they lay down behind
the fly. Looks like there's no one there. They are
just living.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
But you're saying though it still popular.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Hey, there's still a line to get in, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Thank you for talking some sense into me. Man.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I just found it crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
It was like, wow, that place went from there to
a homeless shelter. That's pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Must have good chick and the girl.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Let me tell you that his girlfriend she was not hot.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Well, and that was also my other thing. It's tough
to get chicks. You can get the homeless chicks. Yeah,
but my that's my question, how like you can only
your demo is honestly only homeless chicks obviously because you
smell a little bit, so you can't pick up but
they smell. Also, you can't get Broadway girl at al Dean,
but you can get the homeless chicks.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Yes, But my question is this is this is also
another fact of life that's amazing that even when you're
homeless and you've got nothing going for you, you're still
horny as hell.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
You're still looking to hook up. Man. You ain't got
nothing going on, you ain't got no house, you ain't
got no money, you got no car, you got one
set of clothes, but you're still looking the bank. That
is how society works. It's all about it, all boils
down to the bank.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, think about it. Yeah, I didn't want to get
this deep into it, but but now you've told me,
I get it now. Maybe it isn't that all is
built up to be.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Then also, do they have like etiquette? Is there homeless
etiquette where they're territorial.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Dude, have you ever seen a homeless fight. They have
streets that are theirs panhandling. They each have their own corners,
or there's a fight. The times me and Bezer saw
guys fighting over a corner on Broadway, Dude, it is.
I mean, you got your hierarchy, and you got your
grandfathered in and your people that have a status there
that are known. The lower Broadway is a certain The
guys outside the marque bars like chiefs, like Category ten,
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our partners, those are the marque. That's where your top
bums are going to be. The other ones they're in alleys,
they're a little bit push farther down near acme places
like that.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
So let's say that people like Clyde High Fis. Yes,
during the day, they go down and they want to
go to Chick fil A because they stood on the
corner long enough and they got ten dollars and they
want to get something to eat. So they're gone. What
if they come back and there's a new person at
the Clyde High Fis, it's.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Just known that you probably can come for a little
bit and then.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Leave, Okay, so the people will know, Hey, I can't
sleep here. But I can come visit.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, but you know they're like that. I mean, and
then you got your boys, you know that you're close with,
and then you got your side chick. But but but yeah,
I'm sure it is. I mean, they all know each other.
It's a huge, crazy network. And then there's the ones
on the West Side. They're not where I used to live.
They're not interested in going to Broadway making money. Their
money is through traffic. When people go to the stop light,
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they're making five dollars a light we hate when it
goes red. They love it.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Oh, they're praying for red. They are praying. They're going
abricated averturn red, Abricod averturn red, whereas in my car
with the kids, they're going abricod avererturn green, Abricod averberturn green.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well, you know, the guy near us would do what
you can make that light red. He would throw his
like wheelchair out in the street and then he'd fake
like he got hurt, and cars just have to stop,
stand up. Give him five. I mean, you see a
hurt guy, you're gonna give him money. Dude, Dude, that
guy could have been making two hundred a day just
faking the wheelchair injury, which I saw him do a
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handful of times. That the wheelchair was always out in
the middle of the intersection. He loved when it when
it went away from him, he loved it. That meant
more money. He can fake a fall, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
We used to a fake wheelchair back in the day
when we were younger. AJ he was over at Russell's house.
Russell just moved into a new house, had a swimming
pool and had this sliding glass door.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm just gonna bleep that just to what he said.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Lighting glass door, and they were helping him move in,
and they were like, all right, you guys can go
swimming one time before we had to go get another load.
And so they went back to Russell's room changed and
they came running around the corner and they had cleaned
the sliding glass door so well. AJ thought it was
open and he ran right through it. Dude, he had
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cuts all over him.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Where does the wheelchair come into play? He couldn't walk.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
He had so many stitches.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
He needed a wheelchair, so no teeth.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Keith, his sister, worked at a nursing home, was able
to get us a wheelchair for free.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Kid, I can get you one from when I used
to have a fiber issue in my lower leg. So
AJ had the wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Planner fascyitis kid and he would have to wheel around everywhere.
But then once he was done with the wheelchair, he
was at my house and we would put someone in
it and we just roll out in the street when
cars would be came.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You guys were jackass before it was on TV.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Would roll them out there, or we'd just park them
in the street and cars would stop, and whoever's in
the wheelchair be like, oh, my friends just left me.
Can you push me to the sidewalk?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Were you videoing it?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
This we did it.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
We were just saying the We were like around the
corner or somewhere hiding, watching and we would push up
to the sidewalk and get back to their car and
drive off, and we would die. We would laugh and
laugh and laugh and laugh, and then we'd do it again.
All right, my turn, my turn, Put me in the wheelchair.
Put me in the wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Did your mom ever have a video camera?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
No, we never had a video camera. We didn't even
think about video and everything.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's the difference between you and the Paul brothers. They
were filming that stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Here's the difference between the Paul brothers. Cameras were widely
available when the Paul brothers were kids. When I was
a kid, camquarders cost a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Right, But my mom loved video and stuff, our games
and stuff, so we always had access to the camcorder,
and we were filming. Always be filming.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Hey, we were not filming, and we used to do
some of the greatest thing. I mean, the wheelchair thing,
just reel a mountain, try stupid. It is so stupid,
but as a ten or eleven, twelve year old kid,
it is so damn funny.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Hey, we bring it back for a YouTube video.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh my god, that's hilarious. Kind of like it. We'll
take a break, We'll right back. Oh man, we got
some emails. You want to read an email or two or.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Freaking wheelchair bits we should have been doing when we
were kids. We're doing it forty years old, trying to
get hits. Dude. It's a brutal life hits on kick.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Due but a j I mean he was lucky because
the top of the sliding and glass door didn't fall down,
like it just stayed there. I mean, I was it
could have come out hit her mind in the back.
That's crazy off for the cleaning business.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
But what a promotion. We clean stuff so clean you
won't even know it's closed.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
You'll run right through it.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Man, we'd show him.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Rand I mean brand. And no, we weren't filming then either,
so we didn't get AJ's run through the slide and
last door on video.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Dude, that was gold. I just think now you were
the logan Paul's of Austin without the video camera. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
No, we did so much stupid things that we we
thought it was so amazing and no one filmed it.
We were just there having fun. And that's why, like now,
kids they're not gonna be able to do that because
there's cameras everywhere, ring doorbell cameras, the cameras on the streets,
cameras here, people have cameras on their dashboards. Kids aren't
gonna be able to have fun because everybody wants to
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film so they can catch burglars or criminals.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We we had the first idea, so we had Instagram.
And how Instagram isn't real life now? We created Instagram
back in ninth grade. Eighth grade. Actually, oh, I didn't
know this video camera. Was this in Michigan or Idaho? Well,
when I was when I lived in Wyoming, I moved
to Michigan and I still kept in touch with a
there and she goes, hey, send me a video what
life's like there? And I go, oh, yeah, cool, my
mom has video camera. So me and my best friend
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Matt and my brother Bert we all filmed it. But
we're like, why would we just film ourselves being boring,
like life's boring? Why don't we act like we're thugs
and like we started doing drugs and stuff, and so
we get the camera out. We all put on bandanas
and we were like, yeah, down there by the water, yeah,
guys have started doing smack and crack. Yeah, a lot
of drug deals go wrong over there by the water.
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And my friend rolls up in his car and we
just act like we're little thugs. And I sent her
to her and I was like, hey, wife's rof here
in Michigan. Man, Eminem wasn't lying about Detroit and all that, So.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Did you mail it like in the mail?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
And mailed it in the mail? Dude?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
She was it like a VHS yeah? Or was it
like a little school chests?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
It is a big one, got it, and so then
we send it back to We get on the fake
like I got a phone call mid video and oh yeah,
oh you need some drugs. Ah, hey cuts his video. Dude,
we were doing Instagram before Instagram was Instagram. And she
writes back, she goes, oh my gosh, like you really
do live in Detroit and she never talked to you again.
She loved it.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
She thought it was so hot because we all pulled
our pants down and we acted like we were living
in the streets. My parents had a nice house, but
we never showed the house. We only showed where we
sat down by the river, people were doing drugs. And
then my friend rolls up in his car and he's
yelling out the window with a rap music playing, and.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
She bought it.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
She bought it.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
She's like, you guys are really changed.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Hey, we didn't change our sceniory change, you know what
I mean. We got in just the life in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
So then she told the whole school that I moved
in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
And I wasn't a kidding, Like I totally changed. I
wasn't a perfect kidneymore.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We were Instagram.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Man, I wish I had a camcorder. Man, Oh god,
it's so funny. That is so munny. What around that girl?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Man?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Oh dude, Uh, real story or be funny? Real story.
I guess she still talks to my mom and I
think she said that she was an addicted alcohol and sometimes
she wakes up in the morning and drinks. Man. Well,
I mean I said, real story or make something up?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
That just got sad man. That's got sad man Like, no, no,
we don't even take a break. There's no break there, man.
But my question is like, so she saw you and
she's like, oh, I've Ray's doing it. I can do it.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I don't know. Don't make that conclusion.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
No, that's why she got the video. And she was
inspired by you to do not live such a perfect
life and look where the not so perfect life. Your
invention of Instagram took her down the path where she
wakes up in the morning some mornings and drinks alcohol.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You I am in an Instagram.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You invented Jackass. I didn't invent jackass. Now, yeah, talk sports, right, Okay,
we got a Game seven on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Game seven on we got Friday six. I don't give
her up Game seven. In my eyes, Okay, I don't
understand how that works.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I mean, is that big. It's a pretty big day
in a big game. Uh, but no game seven? Dude?
How awesome is that it is?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Vegas? I saw that they have it at seven and
a half.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Excuse me, A big number, right, seven and a half?
They think Oklahoma City? Is that much better in Oklahoma City? Yeah,
but love the NBA.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I don't know if I need to thanks Sea League
Howard Stern in in the office, But guys, what you
did with scheduling at two thirty? I love you. That
will be the most beautiful Sunday afternoon in my life. Yeah,
you know they wanted to have it at six pm
when I'm in bed and I see one quarter of
the game.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Thanks to the NBA, Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
They're gonna have it at two thirty in thatternoon. Guess
what else is gonna be on at two thirty in
the afternoon on Saturday Sunday, PGA or a PGA championship.
But we're gonna need some bigger names on the top
of the leaderboard. I don't know what happened yesterday. Is
the one guy named Las Vegas? Oh, Jonathan Vegas. He
is from the University of Texas at Austin.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
How many guys go to the sportsbook today? Hey there,
I'm gonna bet Vegas. I'm in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I was watching it yesterday and there are just a
bunch of Luke Donald. I didn't even know Luke Donald
still played golf. I thought Luke Donald had retired about.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Ten years ago, playing on our munies.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I thought Luke Donald was being a nanny or a manny,
whatever you call it. But he's out there in the
PGA Championship. Fantastic. It's gonna make for a great weekend.
Scotti Scheffler is still the favorite to win.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, I've gotta get back in a gambling Holy crap,
I've why is it so closely connected with golf. I
haven't watched a minute since I stopped. I watched it
some yesterday. I watched it a few I even have
ESPN Plus. I have to watch this crap.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
No, No, didn't even need eSCM plus, dude. It was
just on straight ESPN. You just turn on your TV.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
It was on there, see, and that's better than the
Masters Masters.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Three pm every day until five PM. Thanks Scott Van Pelt.
Can't wait to watch two hours of coverage. Don't tomorrow
I get to watch the practice screen, Like.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
What, thank you? I'm with you one hundred percent. Don't
make me wait all day to watch it. Just put
it on the TV where it's easy access. That's what
guys want. We want easy access. Do you hear me, ladies?
We want easy access.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
If the WNBA is more readily available, I'll watch that
dude speaking to WNBA.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
My cousin Andrew texted me and he goes, I'm all
in on women's basketball. It's time for you to get
on board. He had a screenshot he bought two season
tickets and the UT women basketball.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Eh, let ever float your boat.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
I'm like, ah, he goes, dude, you're missing out. So
he's all in, all in, probably smart.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Is there only women at those games?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Well he's married, Yeah, so yeah, it's him and his wife.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I watched a lot of women's basketball my day. I
was always the second announcer. I wasn't the lead guy
until how Bad. I would always do they girls games.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
How bad was Texas State women's basketball?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
It's pretty bad. It was bad, But the days I
got to do the guys game. But yeah, I mean,
there wasn't many people there, but dude, the game's changed.
Kaitlyn Clark changed it. Girls are probably shooting logo threes now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I mean I watched it like I watched it NCAA
champions I didn't watch the championship this year, did I?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
I didn't. I watched a couple when Kaitlyn Clark was
at IOWA. That's pretty much it. I liked to pay
Buker page Bukers. She was good, but I don't really
they won it, right, Yukon.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I don't know. But now you got Caitlyn Clark. She's
got those two girls on her team and they're all
joking with each other. They got they got the chemistry,
do they? They got the OKC chemistry because they go
Caitlyn goes Hey. Was the crowd going crazy when I
did that logo jumper and they're like, no, not really.
They had a mic up.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
And they didn't care. Man, you're a nobody.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
They kind of looked like the Cavender Twins. It's like
Caitlyn Clark and the Cavender Twins.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Cavendar Twins good at basketball or they just know.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
And they're all done.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, and the one and Beck is done with it,
is done with them.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
He's got the mansion. They're off doing.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Stayton, one of the Cavendar twins. I think it's the
tight end for the Cowboys. Jake Ferguson, Okay, I think
he dates one of them. I may be wrong, but anyway,
So we're gonna have the PGA Championship against the Nuggets.
And who are they playing?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah, the PGA Championship. Man, No, they're playing. They're gonna
be on the same time. So bad bad move.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
By the end of the nbation happened at six o'clock,
right when the PGA Championship is over. Let's lead into that.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
But that's good stuff. That is that really is that's
I mean, set up for your weekend to have the
PGA Championship. I want to say the PGA Championship is
the first ever golf tournament I watched back in twenty
fifteen with Baser because I remember I went to South Beach.
I went to California, South Beach, Billy, and they made
fun of me for watching it. And dude, I was
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ten years ahead of it because I knew golf was
gonna be this popular, and I go, guys, this is
the next thing. Was I betting on it? Yes, but
the whole weekend we were in California, I had it
on the TV.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Ten years ago. You knew golf was gonna be big.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
In twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Wow. Man, I'm pretty sure it's pretty big already because
Tiger Woods is already playing. So I'm pretty sure golf
was already huge in twenty fifteen. But thanks for you
being the one that discovered that golf was gonna be huge.
And that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
And they made fun of me, and they made fun
of me, and they're watching it now. Yeah, you're not
even watching it now. No, I will, I will. It
really is just it's just you gotta sit down, you
gotta take you gotta find some aspect of it that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna read you one email before we go,
because it's a follow up from the email we got
on Wednesday. Coachers, some things about lacrosse. The team closest
to the out of bounds ball only gets the ball
after a shot. If you pass the ball out of bounds,
the other team automatically gets it. The only rules you
really need to know. You can hit anyone. You can't
hit anyone in the head or neck with your stick,
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and you can't hit anyone in the back for goalie.
The sticks are going to going way too fast for
you to actually see. So I read the shooter kind
of like reading a picture in baseball. After that, it's
all reaction speed. I'm going to play lacrosse at the
University of Dayton. They are the Flyers. They are known
mostly for basketball and are pretty small school. Check my
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max preps for the Ohio rankings. Loving the pod Alex
the lax rat. There you go, he's got a full
ride to Dayton and.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Just a sidebar. Guy, is this a note for Callaway? No,
this is another moment of silence for Callaway.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Another moment of silence.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
And what would be appropriate a player? Here's your angle,
I just thought of it. What a player that wins
the tournament using the Callaway ball? Oh my gosh, so
that's gonna be we should have been betting on. And
then tell me if you know what this is?
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Lots of time team, what was that?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I have no IDEA Boomer hit his first high school
home run, broke the wind showed of the vehicle. What yep,
Boomer went bomb. Yeah, boomer. Last time a slater hit
a home run. I believe Maria hits him at softball tournaments,
but in game me fifteen years ago to the day.
Thank you. Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Let's end on that note.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, we gotta go, man, we gotta go find some
callaway balls.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh man, I didn't realize that that would have been
a great move.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
But yeah, he hit a ball. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Dude. Hey did you see the Titans schedule release? Hilarious?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
They act like it was a drug.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, you know how they always say the side effects
are you know when they like do hilarious?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Because then they said they would show the teams and
it would be Jaguars and it'd say see sea.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Sickness, you know, stuff like that. It was really funny.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Well then there's funny ones. But then then.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
The Colts have to pull Why did the Colts have
to pull it down?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Because it referenced Hill when he was on the ground
in that.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Coppack and Tyreek Hill even retweeted and said, this is hilarious.
Oh why'd you take it down? Hilarious?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
And what I don't like about it is I heard
on the Pat McFee show, The Good teams don't do
funny ones. The key teams do funny ones. Yeah, why
the Titans got to do the funniest one?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Well, because they're really bad and they did the really
funny one when they did the schedule reveal on Broadway.
And then I read the I don't know if you
saw the article. There's gonna be a book coming out
seth Wickersham, and he talked all about how Caleb Williams
tried to avoid going to the Bears, and you're wondering, Oh, Lunchbox,
were you worried about that? Like, oh my god, how
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does that make you feel?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
You gotta read that, puppy.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I cannot wait to order that book.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Guys, gift this to Lunchbox. He needs to read it
and cry himself to sleep a day.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I need to read the whole article or the whole book,
because just taking an excerpt and putting it on the
internet does not tell me the whole story.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
You read that one. I'm gonna read Bill Belichick's okay that,
and then we'll do a report and you're gonna watch
the Last Dance, and you're gonna watch chiefs Aholic and
you're gonna watch none of it.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Because you're not gonna do any of this research.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yep. So we had a game that day, Yep. I'm
just talking about the game that we're talking about. Yep, Yep,
We're not talking about that. Yep. This is no We're
not gonna talk about my girlfriend. This is just about football. Yep, yep.
Brady Brady, yes, Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Hell of a book. Thanks Bill.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
I have to look at Caleb Williams and I have
to understand his fear, his trepidation of coming to the
Chicago Bears, because everything they said is one hundred percent accurate.
There was nothing that said the Bears were gonna do
a good job in developing him. The Bears haven't developed
a quarterback in fifty years. So I understand being scared
(43:56):
about coming into a bad situation. I can't believe he
thought about going to the UFL or whatever the hell
it is just to avoid the Bears and then become
a free agent. That was like, oh my gosh. But
the fact that his dad was like, we don't want
to go to the Bears. We're trying to get out
of the collective bargaining. We want to be a free
agent signed with any team we want. I totally understand it.
(44:18):
The Bears suck at developing QBS. And then everything you
hear about how bad it was with Eberflus last year,
how they would just stick him in front of the
film and say watch it. They didn't tell him how
to watch it, what to watch for. Everything he was
worried about was coming true. And then we did something smart.
We fired Eberflus and we got an offensive genius, mister
(44:42):
Ben Johnson, and he is gonna show Caleb Williams. He's
gonna teach Caleb Williams, he's gonna develop Kleb Williams. So
him avoiding the Bears, he could have those feelings, but
guess what. Now he is a Chicago Bear. He is
happy to be there, he's happy to have his coach.
And the damn Bear's got a really hard schedule this year.
And I don't care. I'm not scared.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
I'm not scared, but I.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Am scared of our schedule. But with Ben Johnson and
Caleb Williams back there, who is now a Chicago Bear.
He didn't avoid us. He manned up and said, you
know what, Chicago, take me, take me home to Chicago
Bear down.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Hey, what is chapter three called of Kayleb Williams book?
Fingernail polish?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
No, I think it was called I Don't Want to
be a Bear? Yeah, we gotta go, man, Yeah, we'll
take a break. We'ver right back. Yeah. I mean I
everybody thought I was gonna avoid that. And then hey,
Pete Rose, Hey he's going to Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Man, No he ain't.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
He's going to Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
No he ain't. Why reference Pat McFee show. They had
some guy on there and he said that, First of all,
the vote's not for like three years, so we don't
get too excited. Second of all, I guess only five
people left to deny it. And you know there's three
proud out dumb that are gonna say no way he
gets in.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
He gambled, even though every damn promotion now is gamble gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble.
It's unbelievable. You can't even watch a game and they
have bet MGM bet Draft Kings all on the field.
It's like, can we watch a game without it all
being everywhere?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I like the Draft Kings advertisement.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I love DraftKings when I went to Wrigleyville.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Did I not tell you? It looked like a betting
site had vomited all over Wrigleyville, all over. It was
on every step as you walk, he goes, do you
want plus two hundred odds? How do you like a moneyline? Favorite?
Speaker 2 (46:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I'm just trying to catch the l It was unbelievable.
Well that's a great point, actually, honey, you know where
the betting place is.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
It's crazy like our kids, Joe Tristan. Let me shoot,
come here a boomer. Let me show you all Wrigleyville
is Hey, look at that wall. It would never allow
an advertisement. Bet now when tomorrow? Okay, well, let me
show you how.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Let me show you a Waveland. Why don't you wave
it a bet hello? Okay, wave it this.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Sign and get two hundred dollars instantly. I bet online.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
It's seriously. When I was walking up the stairs and
every single one was a different betting line, I mean
the Harry Carey statue.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
It's like Harry will carry you to bet online dot com.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
If you want to ride the l for free bet now. No,
if you don't, you'll end up homeless.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
But that's the way to go. According to sison. No, Hey,
the Ernie Bank statue is like, oh you want to
be Ernie Banks. Oh, DraftKings will increase your bank's account
five hundred dollars three.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
When you open an account today. I'm all in on DraftKings.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
They have good deals, they do all right, we really
got to go now, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
We really do all right. Waynedy and day are gonna
walk in here and he's gonna punch me, and then
she's gonna well, she's actually pretty sweet.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah. I was like, she won't do anything to me.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I'm married, Ray, She's gonna give me a big old hug. Actually,
I'm gonna try filibuster some more.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, did you? Yeah, I gotta go, all right?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Did I? What did you play?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Golfeyes?
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Sdy. We gotta do it next pod. It's really not noteworthy,
did you. We'll do it next podn All right, man,
I'll single Dad. It's gonna rain all weekends. You're not
going this weekend?
Speaker 2 (48:12):
No, no, no, no no
Come on, I don't know which Mike is yours. You're
not even I'm not here myself now I hear it.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Holy crap, man, I hope you're ready to carry this one.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
We were just talking about the past of radio when
I first started. How funny it was.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, how we lived in Austin and just all the
characters that worked in that building. And now that building
is a ghost town. No one goes into the office.
It's just crazy how it works.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It was special though, because everybody there was four morning
shows in a building that will probably never happen again
now with people working at home and podcasting all that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Well, we got three in here in this building.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
All right. Well they don't make a lot of noise.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, they're really quiet. It's a lot different nowadays. Everybody's
more mature. It's quiet. There's not running up and down
the halls, and we have a little bit of space
in between us. Plus you had to clean off the
keyboard because someone was eating fried chicken here in the studio.
Won't name any names, but don't worry about it. This
is a lunch room also known as a podcast studio.
But I'm not gonna get on that. I'm just gonna
(01:09):
say this, Dude, I am exhausted.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay, that's a good foreshadowing. I also have a foreshadowing.
I have to address homeless.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, I feel like I'm homeless right now. I've been
a single dad this entire week, so I have been
trying to make sure the kids have what they need
for school, get them to a neighbors when I leave
for work, and then I have to get them from school.
Then I have to make dinner, then I have to
(01:42):
get them to then I have to get them a
doctor's appointments, and then I dude, I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, tell us, I'm here with the listeners. You single
parents out there, I'm not I have a cat.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I did it for five days, Ray dual income dinks
five days, and I am like, when can I take
a nap?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh? I give what you're saying now.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So all those people out there that are single parents,
I have no clue how you do it. And I
don't know if you're a single parent of one is
it so much easier? But man, being a single parent
of three boys for five days just it wiped me.
I am ready for a sleep.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay asleep? Yes, Well, I mean, you were probably able
to sleep in a couple of the days. Aren't they
at school? No, No, you're talking about just getting ready.
Some kids brush their teeth, get in some breakfast, throw
in some cartoons, and send them to the neighbors.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And then you have to get them from school. You
got to take them to appointments. Then you got a
grocery shop. Then you got to make dinner.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Then they do a crazy thing. Kroger or your wife
from wherever she is, guess what, she can still be
a mom. She can do the Kroger order. They can
put it ready your doorstep. And Kroger is a deal
where you actually say it costs you. I don't even
know the prices. My wife did it say it costs
you one hundred dollars in gas. You saved twenty dollars
a month. I understand for itself in two months. No,
(03:07):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I'm not gonna argue with you. There, here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
There's your groceries. I just did it. Click.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I've talked to my wife one time this entire week.
Whoa I mean, there's been a couple of text messages,
but she is up in the mountains of North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Trouble in paradise and there is no.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Cell phone reception, so she says, I think she has
checked out.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Is there a mountain man up there named Hank that
all of a sudden comes over her shoulder. Yeah, it's
my tour or that's how that's all.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I think.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
His name is Paul Bunyan.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's my tour guide, Paul. How's it going. Welcome to
the North Carolinians, great titans.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, And so then they go to bed. You gotta
bathe them, and then you gotta clean up, and then
I gotta eat. I mean half the night. I'm not
eating with them. I gotta figure out my dinner. And
then I'm eating and doing dishes, and then I'm like,
oh my gosh, it already ten thirty. I gotta go
to bed. And then you do the same thing the
next day, and I am just I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well, that's where showers with Dad comes into play. Why
can't you take a shower with all the boys. That's
why my dad did it, probably to cut back on time.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I don't know about that, man, all right, showers of Dad,
I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hey, boys, Hey, I know we've been doing the bathing thing.
Showers with Dad just got reintroduced, Like, here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
They're three, five and six.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
That might have been out in the eighties. Dude, I
don't know if that.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
May be a little bit on the border of a
okay or not. Okay. I don't know, Like a three
year old would not remember it, so I think that
would be okay.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Dude, we're saving on water in third grade, fourth grade.
I drew the line when I was in fifth and
my mom even said, Hey, I get we're saving water.
Showers with Dad have got to stop.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh so you guys did it for water.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Reasons, Well, dub, my dad's a cheapskate. Why would you
let kids get in water and playing it for forty
minutes when you can all take a shower together for four.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know. I didn't realize it was for water
saving purposes, which is hilarious. First of all, I literally
had well water, so our water was little. Yeah, so
that that, I mean, showers with Dad was actually a
very practical thing. I literally thought he just did it
for convenience, like say, you know what I mean, like, oh,
(05:23):
it's time for bad I don't feel like bathing. You
just get in a shower with me, boy, and you
and your brother would get in there with him, and
one would be it would be a dad sandwich, one
in the front, one in the back.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
It varied. I think typically we were usually in the
back because I said we would get the secondhand water. Yeah,
all fuck, gross god, dude, is your water like lukewarm?
But then my water's lukewarm too. Dad's getting all the
hot water.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Does your dad? Does your water smell like? But yeah,
I think Dad tooted.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Man, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Gosh, if you have never listened to that episode, go
back and start hours with Dad. Oh my gosh, it'll
make you cry.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
And ESPN Instant Classic.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Instant Classic. They play it on the channel all the time.
I'm exhausted. I don't know what I was gonna say,
but I did watch a little bit of basketball. Uh man,
I'm just yeah, whatever, what are you just starting?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Oh dude, the whole show doesn't have to start right now.
You can segment stuff out like a radio professional. Coming
up Homelessness. That's in a few first the introductions, Arnold.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Hey, guys, been all over New Orleans, Kentucky for the
Derby coach O. I also went to stage coach. Then
I went to New Orleans.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Again Super Bowl, Then I went to San Antonio.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Guess where I'm going this weekend?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
No idea, like, honestly.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Gonna Beia tonight? Can it be in New Year?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Whoa Nixon souks?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Going to Game six?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Huh you sitting next to Portnoy.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, and Timothy showing.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Me, oh, are you gonna wear the sunglasses?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Wind Luis still look cool?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Gotta where gotta And there's the Jenners that been going
You got Kendall and Kylie was.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Just say, Abby, you're on.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Notice what I thought you guys just moved in together.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
He's going after the milker's court side at the next.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh my gosh, Arnold, Hey, Arnold, how are you getting
all this money? Are you kind of like chief saholic?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You just say it's uh for media?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh that you're covering it for the sore loser.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
He saw Hollick he does thirty two years.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Arnold gets hopped and then we turn on the news.
Arnold's riding his bike through a neighb road with a
backpack and like, oh, this guy doesn't belong here, Let's
pull him over. What's in the bag?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Man? Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Just one hundred thousand dollars in cash. Then I robbed
from that bank down the street.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
And yeah, and Craigslist, I buy iPhones and are you
sew them?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Oh well, I mean Craigslis isn't even big anymore. And
people used to make money. Billy made a lot of
money doing that with blackberries. But I heard you can't
do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I still use it that and task wrap it.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Go help a lady hang a picture frame?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
All right, Oh, you hang anything else?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. But to hang nine
in her ass? What?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
What? How?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Don't even understand what that means? Dude?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh all right, we gotta do the show.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, we gotta do it live.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
We're gonna do it live. We are the one two dude.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
So loser, What up?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because
I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
It is Sisson from the North. I'm an alpha male.
I live on the North side of Nashville with Baser,
my wife. We live in the country. It's a lot
different than the city. It's awesome. Twenty minutes away. No less,
and we do have two point two acres. We have
two kids at Vanderbilt their eggs and Justin checks on
him every single day. And we always say that, as
with the farmers and ranchers, we won't sell, we won't
(08:50):
sell and coach if we could a moment of silence
for Callaway? Yeah, okay, but will the comeis hit because
it was silent?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No, no, no, I have to put the commercials in.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Dude, that would be just us. We go to the
moment of silence and he goes, are you having some
bad attitudes? You need better help the commercial airs during
our moment of silence.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Hey, dude, I did reach out to Callaway last night.
Do you want to gamble DraftKings? Is there a perfect
place to bet the NBA playoffs? Hey, let's have it
a moment's eye for Callaway. Are you having a hard
time getting it up? There's a thing called viagra.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Do you enjoy radio in the afternoon? Well, Wayne T
and Day are your ticket the people that steal our podcasting.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah I did. I did reach out to Callaway last
night and just send him a little message on Facebook.
And it's a little weird because he has like like
brain surgery today, like legit brain surgery. Like that is
so freaking crazy to me to wrap my head around.
And for him, just think ten days ago, the dude
(09:56):
is hammered at Miguel's fortieth birthday party, getting hammered, just
absolutely blitzed all weekend. Ten days later, they're cutting open
his head. It's just crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And to think that at those conventions he had the
thing in his brain, right, I would assume that he did.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And they're gonna find out. What's crazy is. I was
talking to the doctors and they said, yeah, we're gonna
go in and we're gonna find out if he has
any brain or if it's all tumor up there. And
that's maybe why he likes Mississippi State. It has been
all tumorus whole life. I didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Dude, how does the wall not work? There is?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But then I did see something cool that being McNamee
and Rosanna. They both went yesterday to visit him. They
came from out of town, flew in whatever, drove in.
I don't know how you get there via bus greyhound,
but they showed up at Callaways and said, hey, man,
we're gonna spend this day with you. And I was like, Dan,
this is just crazy. So sore losers nation be thinking
(10:59):
about Callaway. All you people that listen, they have no
idea who Calloway is. Got to come to the conventions, man,
you would know this stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And also if we were to go visit him, obviously
we'd swing by Tunica. Yeah, it's on the way right
in the vicinity. What if we were to get stuck
on the tables a little bit and we end up
just dipping in and seeing Callaway. I thought about that.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I was like, man, if we drove down and saw Callaway,
like when we start chasing, but that we start chasing,
or the table's hot and call dude, Callaway is just
sitting there, Like, do you need a ride home? No, man,
my buddies are coming ray and the lunch box they're
they do the sore losers. They said they were gonna
pick me up. Well, man, you've been sitting outside for
like two hours, man, Like, are you sure you don't
(11:44):
want to come back inside and get some rest? No, man,
now that my surgery's over. They said they'd be here
and we show up five hours vers man, what happened. Guys,
we're chasing.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah, honey, we're gonna me and lunch, are gonna go
see callaway at. I mean such a golden nugget. I mean,
I mean such a golden heart that guy has. And
then I mean talk about just an absolute horseshoe casino.
I mean just an absolute bad run of bad luck.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean the emotional roulette. I mean a roller coaster
that we you know, of talking to him is just like,
you know, up and down, up and down because it's sad,
but then you laugh. Yeah, I mean it's just crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
I don't know. Those are the only two they got.
I went to a couple other ones. It was like
air conditioning was bad at those casinos or it was
a weird vibe where there was also a dairy queen
inside of the casino and.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Throwing with that man.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well it was a.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Weird blizzard and blackjack. I mean, come on, how what
an advertisement on the Marquee Blizzard and blackjack at the
same time. Order your blizzard to the blackjack table? How
cool would that be?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
And then I found one that had an actual hot
tub that you could go on the floor.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Gaming floor.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, but if you stayed there you'd have access. So
I sent Bezer a picture and she goes, I don't
know if it's been cleaned recently, and I go, oh, yeah,
I guess my head's at the clouds. You're right, I'm
gonna go to a different one.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
That might be kind of disgusting.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
But dude, I'm a big hot tub guy. And if
you're hot on the floor, you're hot, you'd go take
it to the hot tub. I mean, it just seemed
like there were other options there. But then I realized
Tunica is solely for gambling.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I used to be hot tub guy, Like I used
to love hot tubs. Like I apartment complexes they had
the hot tub next.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
To the pool.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'm aware I went to Texas State.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah yeah, but I'm just saying, like, after a night
of drinking sometimes we would just go to random apartment
complexes and getting their hot tub. And what in high
school or college both even after college?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh so would I? I would. I was the king
of not staying at apartments and I would know the
good hot tubs and then take a chick and would
scale the fence and get into the hot tubs. Yeah,
why does your keynot work?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't know, it's so weird, try to get that there.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I don't know what is climate. You live very suitable.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
And as I've gotten older, I realized, Man, those hot
tubs are probably pretty disgusting. If I'm doing that with
these random chicks and random people getting in these hot
tb then imagine how many random people are getting these
hot tubs and they are never There's no way they
ever clean them. But man, that was the move, that
was the absolute move, was just find a random apartment complex,
(14:11):
go to their pool, go to their hot tub. Man,
those I missed those days.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Possibility to play Devil's advocates, go ahead. There are so
many people, what I learned working for the Cares team,
that are at an apartment and pay whatever they do,
pay god knows what, and they don't use the amenities
or the facilities. So I get your hot tub dirty grow.
I mean, out of two thousand people that live in apartment,
(14:36):
one hundred use the gym, fifty use the pool, twenty
use the hot tub. But dogs crapping, Man, they're all
doing that. Justin got popped again? What Yeah, So the
new management came when we left. It all happened at
the same time.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Justin got caught crapping on the guard. Oh no, I
thought he got over that. Dude. I thought when he
moved to Boston he stopped crapping in the yard. But
now he's doing it again.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
And they started DNA testing, so you had to bring
your dog and they'd have to get their stuff tested.
So they had the DNA of all the dogs, and
so they started testing it. Once we moved out. He
got hit for one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
He has a dog.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, a little Frenchy, I believe, and so, oh.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
My gosh, trusting with a Frenchy that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And so that was one. And then I guess now
they're unearthing stuff that's been a foot underneath the ground, crap,
and so they're testing the soil and I guess some
of his dogs poop DNA was in the soil. So
we got hit again. He goes, see it's time to
fight a due place. He thought they were digging up
a tree. They were trying to go back two years
and see whose dogs crapped when it was fresh soil.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, like this whole
DNA testing the dog poop. Like guys do you not
have something better to do with your time? It's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
But you brought up a great point. What are they
not DNA testing the hot top human feces. You're good
to go if you have a wild night and you
can't get into your apartment. Uh, guys, we're gonna have
to start testing the humans.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Notice, like last night.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
We went wait where do I put?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We went for a walk, dude, after dinner and kids
riding bikes and the youngest one is like, da, da,
I got a pee and I might just go right there. Man,
he's peeting someone's front of yard. What are they gonna do?
I mean, if they're hidding? No, No, they're just right
down the front.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Man. It's one of those golf course rules. You got
enough trees, you're fine, And there's neighborhoods. Careful only put.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
On a list man, A little sketchy, A little sketchy
at the golf course.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The other thing, you always got that random golfer that
comes around the corner.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Oh hey, man, you looking for your ball? I see
two of them.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh hey, Zach. You know it's you never know who's
gonna come around the corner at the golf course.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, we'll take a break and then we're gonna come back.
I'm sorry, this is gonna I'm exhausted. We're gonna talk
about homelessness. I guess we'll be right back. Hit me
with it.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
So had this thought on the patio DdO here at
work or your house, this one I don't have. I
do have a patio, but this is a balcony. That's
the difference. So yes, I have a patty. It's my
favorite part of my house. So this balcony. I just
had some deep thoughts, sisons, deep cison sighting thoughts over
the city of Nashville. So there was a man. It
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was like it was early hours. It was three am,
six am, as the sun was rising. I mean, never mind,
the sun wasn't up, and I just had these thoughts.
So I saw a homeless man. He found a piece
of concrete right in the construction area right below us,
and he put his sleeping bag, his knapsack, his possessions
down and he just laid there. And the temperature was perfect,
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the sun was doing whatever it was. It was just
such a romantic, awesome moment. Everybody's working, everybody hustle a bustle,
me I'm programming, God knows what I'm getting spanked. A
lot's going on in everybody's life work wise, everybody's doing
stress except for that homeless man. He's laying there. The
most peaceful morning of anybody in Nashville was that homeless
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man and the temperature wise, it's not cold out, it's
not too hot out, it's perfect, and birds are chirping.
I can only imagine how great that nap was that
he was taking. So that led me to my thought,
are they just smarter than all of us? And they
got it all figured out? And they get free food,
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free money on Broadway. They don't have to worry about kids,
they don't have to worry about paying taxes, any of
the day to day working that we have. He got
to experience a moment in Nashville that nobody else was
appreciating me. I was next in line to appreciate that moment,
but I was working and I wasn't laying down, and
it only lasted for five seconds, whereas for him it
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lasted for probably five hours. I would say, they got
it figured out, and I just had just that deep thought, like, man, homelessness, dude,
is that the ticket? Like why wouldn't Why wouldn't you
be homeless?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
You want me to give you a few reasons. Yes, One,
you have to sleep on concrete.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
He had sleeping bag.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Okay, go get a sleeping bag and lay down on
the concrete and tell me how comfortable you are.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
B That sounds like a bit ray. It sounds show,
sounds terrible.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Second, you always got to sleep with one eye open,
because you don't know what the hell is gonna happen
when you're just laying there on the concrete and people
are walking by. You don't know what they're gonna do
to you. Third, you gotta worry about going to the
bat There ain't nowhere to go to the bathroom. Every
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time you move, guess what you gotta carry all your crap, Like,
if you want to go get a drink from the
gas station, you got to bring your whole house with you.
That would get stressful. Number four, you gotta stress about
how you're gonna get your nest hit. You gotta figure
out where you're gonna get your smack from Broadway.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Dude, that's the land of a million dreams right there.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
My question is do the homeless have a certain dealer
they go to like, where do they get their their smack?
Because I'm assuming most of them are on something.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
They are I've actually actually a sidebar there. Yeah, how
do they get that? If they're if they don't have
any money and they're homeless. Are all drug dealers rich?
So how do they get at? All?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Drug dealers are not rich?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Lot of them are.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
No, they're not.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
You ever watched guy in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Felipe okay, Pablo Escobar bar okay, he is rich. But
the guys on the street dealing it, Guess what, they're
not rich. They're the lowest of the low. Have you
ever watched the first forty eight Those dealers ain't living
in mansions, man.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Right, those are the first most important hours, the forty
eight wall.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
If you don't get a suspect within the first forty
eight hours, the likelihood of solving that murder goes is
cut in half. But what I'm saying is, look at
their houses. Those dealers, they ain't making millions of dollars.
All that money they're making goes back up the food chain.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah, I hear you on that.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Also, back to the homeless guys sleeping on the street,
do they have it figured out That's what I wanted
to get back to. The weather is unpredictable.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
That was the one I want.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
You can lay down for a second and next thing
you know, it's raining and you're flooded, like it doesn't
even have to flood like a normal flood, and you
are flooded out of your house. And I did see
one creative homeless person. I think it was a couple.
It was a dude and a woman. And there's a
place over there on Church that used to be bumping
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called cly Fi Hide High Fi Clyde. It was the
biggest place in Nashville. It is now gone, really gone.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
I think I knew that it closed, but I hadn't
seen the final hammer closing sign.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, I saw a sign on the door says for lease.
I'm like, how does it go from the chip of
the absolutely out of business like that.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Which tells you these places have to be sold out
or else you might have to close.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Because it was a big place.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
But we went for brunch when we lived downtown. That
was our second favorite spot.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Dude, it was always crowded.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I felt like we went there for Laura's one Y
Beazer's one year cancer celebration, par Is there. Yes, at
High Fi Clyde.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Now my question is when's the last time you went
to High Fly Clyde.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
We definitely had been back years years years on the
west side. We haven't been since we moved to the north,
so I mean it's been two years.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
That's what I mean is people have a place and
then they're like, oh, you know what I mean, and
they get out of their routine and they quit going there.
It takes ten people to quit going there and the
next thing you know, High five Clyde is gone.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
What were you saying, though, is it an encampment?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Now it's an encampment right there by the front door.
Someone at the homeless people have put up plywood as
their front door so you can't see them. And I
saw them standing up and then they lay down behind
the fly. Looks like there's no one there. They are
just living.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
But you're saying though it still popular.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Hey, there's still a line to get in, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Thank you for talking some sense into me. Man.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
I just found it crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Man.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
It was like, wow, that place went from there to
a homeless shelter. That's pretty wild.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Must have good chick and the girl.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Let me tell you that his girlfriend she was not hot.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Well, and that was also my other thing. It's tough
to get chicks. You can get the homeless chicks. Yeah,
but my that's my question, how like you can only
your demo is honestly only homeless chicks obviously because you
smell a little bit, so you can't pick up but
they smell. Also, you can't get Broadway girl at al Dean,
but you can get the homeless chicks.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Yes, But my question is this is this is also
another fact of life that's amazing that even when you're
homeless and you've got nothing going for you, you're still
horny as hell.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
You're still looking to hook up. Man. You ain't got
nothing going on, you ain't got no house, you ain't
got no money, you got no car, you got one
set of clothes, but you're still looking the bank. That
is how society works. It's all about it, all boils
down to the bank.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, think about it. Yeah, I didn't want to get
this deep into it, but but now you've told me,
I get it now. Maybe it isn't that all is
built up to be.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Then also, do they have like etiquette? Is there homeless
etiquette where they're territorial.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Dude, have you ever seen a homeless fight. They have
streets that are theirs panhandling. They each have their own corners,
or there's a fight. The times me and Bezer saw
guys fighting over a corner on Broadway, Dude, it is.
I mean, you got your hierarchy, and you got your
grandfathered in and your people that have a status there
that are known. The lower Broadway is a certain The
guys outside the marque bars like chiefs, like Category ten,
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our partners, those are the marque. That's where your top
bums are going to be. The other ones they're in alleys,
they're a little bit push farther down near acme places
like that.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
So let's say that people like Clyde High Fis. Yes,
during the day, they go down and they want to
go to Chick fil A because they stood on the
corner long enough and they got ten dollars and they
want to get something to eat. So they're gone. What
if they come back and there's a new person at
the Clyde High Fis, it's.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Just known that you probably can come for a little
bit and then.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Leave, Okay, so the people will know, Hey, I can't
sleep here. But I can come visit.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, but you know they're like that. I mean, and
then you got your boys, you know that you're close with,
and then you got your side chick. But but but yeah,
I'm sure it is. I mean, they all know each other.
It's a huge, crazy network. And then there's the ones
on the West Side. They're not where I used to live.
They're not interested in going to Broadway making money. Their
money is through traffic. When people go to the stop light,
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they're making five dollars a light we hate when it
goes red. They love it.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Oh, they're praying for red. They are praying. They're going
abricated averturn red, Abricod averturn red, whereas in my car
with the kids, they're going abricod avererturn green, Abricod averberturn green.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Well, you know, the guy near us would do what
you can make that light red. He would throw his
like wheelchair out in the street and then he'd fake
like he got hurt, and cars just have to stop,
stand up. Give him five. I mean, you see a
hurt guy, you're gonna give him money. Dude, Dude, that
guy could have been making two hundred a day just
faking the wheelchair injury, which I saw him do a
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handful of times. That the wheelchair was always out in
the middle of the intersection. He loved when it when
it went away from him, he loved it. That meant
more money. He can fake a fall, dude.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
We used to a fake wheelchair back in the day
when we were younger. AJ he was over at Russell's house.
Russell just moved into a new house, had a swimming
pool and had this sliding glass door.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm just gonna bleep that just to what he said.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Lighting glass door, and they were helping him move in,
and they were like, all right, you guys can go
swimming one time before we had to go get another load.
And so they went back to Russell's room changed and
they came running around the corner and they had cleaned
the sliding glass door so well. AJ thought it was
open and he ran right through it. Dude, he had
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cuts all over him.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Where does the wheelchair come into play? He couldn't walk.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
He had so many stitches.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
He needed a wheelchair, so no teeth.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Keith, his sister, worked at a nursing home, was able
to get us a wheelchair for free.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Kid, I can get you one from when I used
to have a fiber issue in my lower leg. So
AJ had the wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Planner fascyitis kid and he would have to wheel around everywhere.
But then once he was done with the wheelchair, he
was at my house and we would put someone in
it and we just roll out in the street when
cars would be came.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
You guys were jackass before it was on TV.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Would roll them out there, or we'd just park them
in the street and cars would stop, and whoever's in
the wheelchair be like, oh, my friends just left me.
Can you push me to the sidewalk?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Were you videoing it?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
This we did it.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
We were just saying the We were like around the
corner or somewhere hiding, watching and we would push up
to the sidewalk and get back to their car and
drive off, and we would die. We would laugh and
laugh and laugh and laugh, and then we'd do it again.
All right, my turn, my turn, Put me in the wheelchair.
Put me in the wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Did your mom ever have a video camera?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
No, we never had a video camera. We didn't even
think about video and everything.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's the difference between you and the Paul brothers. They
were filming that stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Here's the difference between the Paul brothers. Cameras were widely
available when the Paul brothers were kids. When I was
a kid, camquarders cost a million dollars.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Right, But my mom loved video and stuff, our games
and stuff, so we always had access to the camcorder,
and we were filming. Always be filming.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Hey, we were not filming, and we used to do
some of the greatest thing. I mean, the wheelchair thing,
just reel a mountain, try stupid. It is so stupid,
but as a ten or eleven, twelve year old kid,
it is so damn funny.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Hey, we bring it back for a YouTube video.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Oh my god, that's hilarious. Kind of like it. We'll
take a break, We'll right back. Oh man, we got
some emails. You want to read an email or two or.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Freaking wheelchair bits we should have been doing when we
were kids. We're doing it forty years old, trying to
get hits. Dude. It's a brutal life hits on kick.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Due but a j I mean he was lucky because
the top of the sliding and glass door didn't fall down,
like it just stayed there. I mean, I was it
could have come out hit her mind in the back.
That's crazy off for the cleaning business.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
But what a promotion. We clean stuff so clean you
won't even know it's closed.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
You'll run right through it.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Man, we'd show him.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Rand I mean brand. And no, we weren't filming then either,
so we didn't get AJ's run through the slide and
last door on video.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Dude, that was gold. I just think now you were
the logan Paul's of Austin without the video camera. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
No, we did so much stupid things that we we
thought it was so amazing and no one filmed it.
We were just there having fun. And that's why, like now,
kids they're not gonna be able to do that because
there's cameras everywhere, ring doorbell cameras, the cameras on the streets,
cameras here, people have cameras on their dashboards. Kids aren't
gonna be able to have fun because everybody wants to
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film so they can catch burglars or criminals.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We we had the first idea, so we had Instagram.
And how Instagram isn't real life now? We created Instagram
back in ninth grade. Eighth grade. Actually, oh, I didn't
know this video camera. Was this in Michigan or Idaho? Well,
when I was when I lived in Wyoming, I moved
to Michigan and I still kept in touch with a
there and she goes, hey, send me a video what
life's like there? And I go, oh, yeah, cool, my
mom has video camera. So me and my best friend
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Matt and my brother Bert we all filmed it. But
we're like, why would we just film ourselves being boring,
like life's boring? Why don't we act like we're thugs
and like we started doing drugs and stuff, and so
we get the camera out. We all put on bandanas
and we were like, yeah, down there by the water, yeah,
guys have started doing smack and crack. Yeah, a lot
of drug deals go wrong over there by the water.
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And my friend rolls up in his car and we
just act like we're little thugs. And I sent her
to her and I was like, hey, wife's rof here
in Michigan. Man, Eminem wasn't lying about Detroit and all that, So.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Did you mail it like in the mail?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
And mailed it in the mail? Dude?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
She was it like a VHS yeah? Or was it
like a little school chests?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
It is a big one, got it, and so then
we send it back to We get on the fake
like I got a phone call mid video and oh yeah,
oh you need some drugs. Ah, hey cuts his video. Dude,
we were doing Instagram before Instagram was Instagram. And she
writes back, she goes, oh my gosh, like you really
do live in Detroit and she never talked to you again.
She loved it.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
She thought it was so hot because we all pulled
our pants down and we acted like we were living
in the streets. My parents had a nice house, but
we never showed the house. We only showed where we
sat down by the river, people were doing drugs. And
then my friend rolls up in his car and he's
yelling out the window with a rap music playing, and.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
She bought it.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
She bought it.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
She's like, you guys are really changed.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Hey, we didn't change our sceniory change, you know what
I mean. We got in just the life in Detroit.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
So then she told the whole school that I moved
in Detroit.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
And I wasn't a kidding, Like I totally changed. I
wasn't a perfect kidneymore.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
We were Instagram.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Man, I wish I had a camcorder. Man, Oh god,
it's so funny. That is so munny. What around that girl?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Man?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Oh dude, Uh, real story or be funny? Real story.
I guess she still talks to my mom and I
think she said that she was an addicted alcohol and sometimes
she wakes up in the morning and drinks. Man. Well,
I mean I said, real story or make something up?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
That just got sad man. That's got sad man Like, no, no,
we don't even take a break. There's no break there, man.
But my question is like, so she saw you and
she's like, oh, I've Ray's doing it. I can do it.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I don't know. Don't make that conclusion.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
No, that's why she got the video. And she was
inspired by you to do not live such a perfect
life and look where the not so perfect life. Your
invention of Instagram took her down the path where she
wakes up in the morning some mornings and drinks alcohol.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
You I am in an Instagram.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
You invented Jackass. I didn't invent jackass. Now, yeah, talk sports, right, Okay,
we got a Game seven on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Game seven on we got Friday six. I don't give
her up Game seven. In my eyes, Okay, I don't
understand how that works.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
I mean, is that big. It's a pretty big day
in a big game. Uh, but no game seven? Dude?
How awesome is that it is?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Vegas? I saw that they have it at seven and
a half.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Excuse me, A big number, right, seven and a half?
They think Oklahoma City? Is that much better in Oklahoma City? Yeah,
but love the NBA.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I don't know if I need to thanks Sea League
Howard Stern in in the office, But guys, what you
did with scheduling at two thirty? I love you. That
will be the most beautiful Sunday afternoon in my life. Yeah,
you know they wanted to have it at six pm
when I'm in bed and I see one quarter of
the game.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Here's the problem.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Thanks to the NBA, Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
They're gonna have it at two thirty in thatternoon. Guess
what else is gonna be on at two thirty in
the afternoon on Saturday Sunday, PGA or a PGA championship.
But we're gonna need some bigger names on the top
of the leaderboard. I don't know what happened yesterday. Is
the one guy named Las Vegas? Oh, Jonathan Vegas. He
is from the University of Texas at Austin.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
How many guys go to the sportsbook today? Hey there,
I'm gonna bet Vegas. I'm in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I was watching it yesterday and there are just a
bunch of Luke Donald. I didn't even know Luke Donald
still played golf. I thought Luke Donald had retired about.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
Ten years ago, playing on our munies.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
I thought Luke Donald was being a nanny or a manny,
whatever you call it. But he's out there in the
PGA Championship. Fantastic. It's gonna make for a great weekend.
Scotti Scheffler is still the favorite to win.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, I've gotta get back in a gambling Holy crap,
I've why is it so closely connected with golf. I
haven't watched a minute since I stopped. I watched it
some yesterday. I watched it a few I even have
ESPN Plus. I have to watch this crap.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
No, No, didn't even need eSCM plus, dude. It was
just on straight ESPN. You just turn on your TV.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
It was on there, see, and that's better than the
Masters Masters.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Three pm every day until five PM. Thanks Scott Van Pelt.
Can't wait to watch two hours of coverage. Don't tomorrow
I get to watch the practice screen, Like.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
What, thank you? I'm with you one hundred percent. Don't
make me wait all day to watch it. Just put
it on the TV where it's easy access. That's what
guys want. We want easy access. Do you hear me, ladies?
We want easy access.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
If the WNBA is more readily available, I'll watch that
dude speaking to WNBA.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
My cousin Andrew texted me and he goes, I'm all
in on women's basketball. It's time for you to get
on board. He had a screenshot he bought two season
tickets and the UT women basketball.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Eh, let ever float your boat.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
I'm like, ah, he goes, dude, you're missing out. So
he's all in, all in, probably smart.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Is there only women at those games?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Well he's married, Yeah, so yeah, it's him and his wife.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I watched a lot of women's basketball my day. I
was always the second announcer. I wasn't the lead guy
until how Bad. I would always do they girls games.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
How bad was Texas State women's basketball?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
It's pretty bad. It was bad, But the days I
got to do the guys game. But yeah, I mean,
there wasn't many people there, but dude, the game's changed.
Kaitlyn Clark changed it. Girls are probably shooting logo threes now. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
I mean I watched it like I watched it NCAA
champions I didn't watch the championship this year, did I?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
I didn't. I watched a couple when Kaitlyn Clark was
at IOWA. That's pretty much it. I liked to pay
Buker page Bukers. She was good, but I don't really
they won it, right, Yukon.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I don't know. But now you got Caitlyn Clark. She's
got those two girls on her team and they're all
joking with each other. They got they got the chemistry,
do they? They got the OKC chemistry because they go
Caitlyn goes Hey. Was the crowd going crazy when I
did that logo jumper and they're like, no, not really.
They had a mic up.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
And they didn't care. Man, you're a nobody.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
They kind of looked like the Cavender Twins. It's like
Caitlyn Clark and the Cavender Twins.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Cavendar Twins good at basketball or they just know.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
And they're all done.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, and the one and Beck is done with it,
is done with them.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
He's got the mansion. They're off doing.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Stayton, one of the Cavendar twins. I think it's the
tight end for the Cowboys. Jake Ferguson, Okay, I think
he dates one of them. I may be wrong, but anyway,
So we're gonna have the PGA Championship against the Nuggets.
And who are they playing?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah, the PGA Championship. Man, No, they're playing. They're gonna
be on the same time. So bad bad move.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
By the end of the nbation happened at six o'clock,
right when the PGA Championship is over. Let's lead into that.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
But that's good stuff. That is that really is that's
I mean, set up for your weekend to have the
PGA Championship. I want to say the PGA Championship is
the first ever golf tournament I watched back in twenty
fifteen with Baser because I remember I went to South Beach.
I went to California, South Beach, Billy, and they made
fun of me for watching it. And dude, I was
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ten years ahead of it because I knew golf was
gonna be this popular, and I go, guys, this is
the next thing. Was I betting on it? Yes, but
the whole weekend we were in California, I had it
on the TV.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Ten years ago. You knew golf was gonna be big.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
In twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Wow. Man, I'm pretty sure it's pretty big already because
Tiger Woods is already playing. So I'm pretty sure golf
was already huge in twenty fifteen. But thanks for you
being the one that discovered that golf was gonna be huge.
And that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
And they made fun of me, and they made fun
of me, and they're watching it now. Yeah, you're not
even watching it now. No, I will, I will. It
really is just it's just you gotta sit down, you
gotta take you gotta find some aspect of it that's interesting.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah, I'm gonna read you one email before we go,
because it's a follow up from the email we got
on Wednesday. Coachers, some things about lacrosse. The team closest
to the out of bounds ball only gets the ball
after a shot. If you pass the ball out of bounds,
the other team automatically gets it. The only rules you
really need to know. You can hit anyone. You can't
hit anyone in the head or neck with your stick,
(39:52):
and you can't hit anyone in the back for goalie.
The sticks are going to going way too fast for
you to actually see. So I read the shooter kind
of like reading a picture in baseball. After that, it's
all reaction speed. I'm going to play lacrosse at the
University of Dayton. They are the Flyers. They are known
mostly for basketball and are pretty small school. Check my
(40:12):
max preps for the Ohio rankings. Loving the pod Alex
the lax rat. There you go, he's got a full
ride to Dayton and.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Just a sidebar. Guy, is this a note for Callaway? No,
this is another moment of silence for Callaway.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Another moment of silence.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
And what would be appropriate a player? Here's your angle,
I just thought of it. What a player that wins
the tournament using the Callaway ball? Oh my gosh, so
that's gonna be we should have been betting on. And
then tell me if you know what this is?
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Lots of time team, what was that?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I have no IDEA Boomer hit his first high school
home run, broke the wind showed of the vehicle. What yep,
Boomer went bomb. Yeah, boomer. Last time a slater hit
a home run. I believe Maria hits him at softball tournaments,
but in game me fifteen years ago to the day.
Thank you. Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Let's end on that note.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, we gotta go, man, we gotta go find some
callaway balls.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Oh man, I didn't realize that that would have been
a great move.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
But yeah, he hit a ball. That's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Dude. Hey did you see the Titans schedule release? Hilarious?
Speaker 1 (41:43):
They act like it was a drug.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, you know how they always say the side effects
are you know when they like do hilarious?
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Because then they said they would show the teams and
it would be Jaguars and it'd say see sea.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Sickness, you know, stuff like that. It was really funny.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Well then there's funny ones. But then then.
Speaker 2 (41:59):
The Colts have to pull Why did the Colts have
to pull it down?
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Because it referenced Hill when he was on the ground
in that.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Coppack and Tyreek Hill even retweeted and said, this is hilarious.
Oh why'd you take it down? Hilarious?
Speaker 1 (42:11):
And what I don't like about it is I heard
on the Pat McFee show, The Good teams don't do
funny ones. The key teams do funny ones. Yeah, why
the Titans got to do the funniest one?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Well, because they're really bad and they did the really
funny one when they did the schedule reveal on Broadway.
And then I read the I don't know if you
saw the article. There's gonna be a book coming out
seth Wickersham, and he talked all about how Caleb Williams
tried to avoid going to the Bears, and you're wondering, Oh, Lunchbox,
were you worried about that? Like, oh my god, how
(42:46):
does that make you feel?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
You gotta read that, puppy.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I cannot wait to order that book.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Guys, gift this to Lunchbox. He needs to read it
and cry himself to sleep a day.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I need to read the whole article or the whole book,
because just taking an excerpt and putting it on the
internet does not tell me the whole story.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
You read that one. I'm gonna read Bill Belichick's okay that,
and then we'll do a report and you're gonna watch
the Last Dance, and you're gonna watch chiefs Aholic and
you're gonna watch none of it.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Because you're not gonna do any of this research.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
Yep. So we had a game that day, Yep. I'm
just talking about the game that we're talking about. Yep, Yep,
We're not talking about that. Yep. This is no We're
not gonna talk about my girlfriend. This is just about football. Yep, yep.
Brady Brady, yes, Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
But here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Hell of a book. Thanks Bill.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
I have to look at Caleb Williams and I have
to understand his fear, his trepidation of coming to the
Chicago Bears, because everything they said is one hundred percent accurate.
There was nothing that said the Bears were gonna do
a good job in developing him. The Bears haven't developed
a quarterback in fifty years. So I understand being scared
(43:56):
about coming into a bad situation. I can't believe he
thought about going to the UFL or whatever the hell
it is just to avoid the Bears and then become
a free agent. That was like, oh my gosh. But
the fact that his dad was like, we don't want
to go to the Bears. We're trying to get out
of the collective bargaining. We want to be a free
agent signed with any team we want. I totally understand it.
(44:18):
The Bears suck at developing QBS. And then everything you
hear about how bad it was with Eberflus last year,
how they would just stick him in front of the
film and say watch it. They didn't tell him how
to watch it, what to watch for. Everything he was
worried about was coming true. And then we did something smart.
We fired Eberflus and we got an offensive genius, mister
(44:42):
Ben Johnson, and he is gonna show Caleb Williams. He's
gonna teach Caleb Williams, he's gonna develop Kleb Williams. So
him avoiding the Bears, he could have those feelings, but
guess what. Now he is a Chicago Bear. He is
happy to be there, he's happy to have his coach.
And the damn Bear's got a really hard schedule this year.
And I don't care. I'm not scared.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
I'm not scared, but I.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Am scared of our schedule. But with Ben Johnson and
Caleb Williams back there, who is now a Chicago Bear.
He didn't avoid us. He manned up and said, you
know what, Chicago, take me, take me home to Chicago
Bear down.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Hey, what is chapter three called of Kayleb Williams book?
Fingernail polish?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
No, I think it was called I Don't Want to
be a Bear? Yeah, we gotta go, man, Yeah, we'll
take a break. We'ver right back. Yeah. I mean I
everybody thought I was gonna avoid that. And then hey,
Pete Rose, Hey he's going to Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Man, No he ain't.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
He's going to Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
No he ain't. Why reference Pat McFee show. They had
some guy on there and he said that, First of all,
the vote's not for like three years, so we don't
get too excited. Second of all, I guess only five
people left to deny it. And you know there's three
proud out dumb that are gonna say no way he
gets in.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
He gambled, even though every damn promotion now is gamble gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble.
It's unbelievable. You can't even watch a game and they
have bet MGM bet Draft Kings all on the field.
It's like, can we watch a game without it all
being everywhere?
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I like the Draft Kings advertisement.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
I love DraftKings when I went to Wrigleyville.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Did I not tell you? It looked like a betting
site had vomited all over Wrigleyville, all over. It was
on every step as you walk, he goes, do you
want plus two hundred odds? How do you like a moneyline? Favorite?
Speaker 2 (46:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I'm just trying to catch the l It was unbelievable.
Well that's a great point, actually, honey, you know where
the betting place is.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
It's crazy like our kids, Joe Tristan. Let me shoot,
come here a boomer. Let me show you all Wrigleyville
is Hey, look at that wall. It would never allow
an advertisement. Bet now when tomorrow? Okay, well, let me
show you how.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Let me show you a Waveland. Why don't you wave
it a bet hello? Okay, wave it this.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Sign and get two hundred dollars instantly. I bet online.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
It's seriously. When I was walking up the stairs and
every single one was a different betting line, I mean
the Harry Carey statue.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
It's like Harry will carry you to bet online dot com.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
If you want to ride the l for free bet now. No,
if you don't, you'll end up homeless.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
But that's the way to go. According to sison. No, Hey,
the Ernie Bank statue is like, oh you want to
be Ernie Banks. Oh, DraftKings will increase your bank's account
five hundred dollars three.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
When you open an account today. I'm all in on DraftKings.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
They have good deals, they do all right, we really
got to go now, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
We really do all right. Waynedy and day are gonna
walk in here and he's gonna punch me, and then
she's gonna well, she's actually pretty sweet.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
Yeah. I was like, she won't do anything to me.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
I'm married, Ray, She's gonna give me a big old hug. Actually,
I'm gonna try filibuster some more.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, did you? Yeah, I gotta go, all right?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Did I? What did you play?
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Golfeyes?
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Sdy. We gotta do it next pod. It's really not noteworthy,
did you. We'll do it next podn All right, man,
I'll single Dad. It's gonna rain all weekends. You're not
going this weekend?
Speaker 2 (48:12):
No, no, no, no no
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