April 21, 2025 • 39 mins
In this episode Ray talks about his time on the golf course for Easter Sunday and how the game has changed with the women now swinging the sticks. Lunchbox talks about his Easter Weekend with the kids and all the craziness caused by the Easter Bunny. Plus the Coach Pitch Padres might be the best coach pitch team in the history of coach pitch! Did Justin do a hard launch on The Sore Losers Facebook page???
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you recording, I'm recording it, and I am. I
am just I. I need to know. I didn't realize
Justin was going hard launch. I didn't know he was
doing a hard launch. What in the world I mean
is that his woman.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's a picture of him with our friend Angelina. You're
a woman for even asking that question. No, all, friend,
hold on, it was.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A picture of you, your wife, Justin, and Angelina. And
I'm gonna say, I've never seen Angelina before. So the
fact that she was launched on our Facebook page. It
was Easter weekend. You guys were dressed up and they
were riding a car together. I don't know what that says.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We've all, but we've gone back and see, you never
know friend groups like you don't know if I've met
your your neighbor Jerry, and if I've met your kid's
second grade teacher who was also on the soccer team
with your kids. See, you don't know the people that
I've met. I can't believe in two years you've never
met Angelina.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
That's what I'm saying. That's why I was shocked. You
didn't even know what she looked like, had no idea,
didn't know if she was blonde, brunette, short, tall, had
no idea mind blown, mind blown she So I just
sat there and I was like, that has to be Angelina. Yeah,
I thought that to myself and I was like, wow,
(01:24):
finally I know what Angelina looks like. So every time
we have a conversation about Angelina, I will now know
it's a woman that knows how to play golf.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
She's been part of the friends circle.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Man, So to say that he's hard launching, you need
to text Justin because I don't need you putting it
all over the press. It's a hard soft I don't
give a hell what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Or it could just be a friendship launch that's fine.
They were just hanging out at the golf course, having
some mick ultras. On the course, I saw there was
some controversy about a ball in the fair way. No way,
that was Justin's ball. But then he went to his
bag he pulled out the ball. I mean, fantastic.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, the course we were playing on, you're gonna lose
some balls. There's creeks, rivers and oceans.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
So let's be real. You're gonna drop.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Twenty balls easily. You really shouldn't, but we did. It
had been about a month. There was a ball four
hundred yards in the middle of the fairway. Justin saw
me take my second shot to get to that point.
That's how far this ball was. And he thought my
second shot was his first shot. I go, Justin, you
you're out hitting me by one hundred and fifty yards, Like,
(02:31):
what are you talking? This was in that horse past yure.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I mean I played with someone like that named Pitt's
that he he loves to hit the ball six miles
to the left and he drives up four hundred yards
of the green. He's like, man, maybe it's up here.
Maybe it's up here. Brother, It's not up there.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It went out of bounds about two hundred and fifty
yards back that way. But hey whatever, man, you take
your time, you drive up there, you look, and I'll
just sit back here and wait. All right, Man, Man,
I couldn't find it. Brother, Maybe you were right, brother.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, I don't know what we're going to talk about
with the golf. I do know that they they are friends.
I actually haven't even asked a question, are y'all dating?
I just assume people.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Can hang out now in our country and you don't
have to be banging.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, I never said that. I just thought when it's
a couple's weekend, if you're hanging out on Easter weekend,
was that Easter Sunday or was that Easter Saturday?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Easter Sunday, we went to church on Easter Saturday. We
were wide open on Easter Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
See, that's what I mean. When it's on Easter, when
you're in your Eastern pastels, that is a huge deal.
But maybe it's they we just both had off work
and you guys were going to the golf course and
it was like, hey, you guys want to come, and
they're in the friend group. Does she actually sweeden the
clubs or does she just ride in the cart?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
D one softball? Do what the boo? Yeah, so she
can swaying?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Where's she played? D one in softball?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
La Sale LaSalle in Chicago?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Bab Bayser's taking lessons. So even basers coming up in
the ranks. If you mean wait another year to play
with each other. It might be Angelina justin me, Bazer,
maybe your wife plays. Now the women are getting involved
in this sport. It's that popular. It's mushrooming.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Speaking of golf, man I need a huge favor. Yes,
sore Losers Nation, there has to be someone in the
Austin area that has a connection at a golf course.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Kid Willie mays, I can get your price cut of
five percent now will be better in the eggs.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Here's the deal. I'm going to Austin next weekend May second. Whoa,
that's the same weekend as iHeart for iHeart. That's why
I'm gonna be there. Oh well, on Friday, I need
to play golf with Garrett, Greg and Jacob.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And you're gonna live stream it on YouTube because you
need to get us to hit.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We need a tea time for four people. And I'm
telling you what Garrett tells me. It is impossible to
get a tea time for four people in Austin on
a Friday.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I can get you blue bonnet.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Blue Bonnet doesn't exist anymore. And so I hit up
Bucky Godbolt, our old buddy over there at the Zone
thirteen hundred, and he was like, I'll see what I
can do. But I haven't heard back from him, and
so I'm stressing out that we are almost a little
less than two weeks away from me being in Austin,
and I need it like ten thirty am on Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What about Balcone's Country Club? Right?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Why not there?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No? No, I used to live across from it. It
was always wide open to play.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Why not gray Rock? Why not Morris Williams? Why not State?
Why not? I already looked at Plump Creek. The earliest
they have is two pm. What so somebody has to
know somebody that works at Gray Rock or works here.
They have a buddy, a cousin, a family member that
can get us on a golf course on Friday, May second,
(05:46):
at like ten thirty am for four people. I need
sore losers Nation. You would think that we would have
some kind of hookup, and I cannot believe that we
can't find a spot.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
There is a golf there's a can get you into
South of Texas State. I can get you into a
driving range if you want to go do that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Uh No, we would like to play eighteen holes of golf.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
A guy runs it out of a double wide. It's great.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I mean, it's a great driving range. But that's not
what I'm here for. I'm here to tee it up
and whack smack some balls. I need to show if
my game has improved. And speaking of golf, dude, I'm
going to golf today.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Dude, we have this country is golf crazy. Everybody just
calmed down.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Baser the other day got three golf outfits because now
all of a sudden, she's gonna play golf.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
She goes, hey, I want to come with you every time,
now every time.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's a little much.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well, what do you think, honey, hodey, honey, honey, let's
stists pump the brake.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
No, Justin was cool. I don't know of lunch.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I can throw you into the threes. Can you imagine
you were up with your buddies? Hey, I brought my
wife today.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I didn't die. Hey, hey, John brought his wife today.
Huh the marriage trouble.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
She must not believe he goes and plays golf as
much as he does. Yeah. I just got a text
out of blue from my buddy Steven Slaughter, who I
went to college with at the University of Texas, San Antonio.
And he said, hey, man, can you make it at
one fifteen to some golf course in Columbia, Tennessee? And
I said today, And I said not much notice there
and he goes, yeah, man, we're gonna hit it, and
I said it's gonna be real close if I can
(07:22):
make it in time. He goes, oh, we can push
it to one thirty if you want. I'm like, cause
it's a fifty five minute drive. Man.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Hey, John brought his wife to the golf course. What
do you think marriage problems? Won't be careful? No, no
rude jokes, and try not to say any too many
swear words. Yeah, John's wife's back.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, no, no, no flirting with the cart girl. Well,
don't worry about that. There are no cart girls anymore
at the golf course. Oh yeah, that's good point. But hey,
just you know, don't make any jokes about his putt
are not working or the driver not getting the job done,
you know, not in front of his wife. It's very awkward.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Gotta abase her credit.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
She made it. We didn't play all eighteen. We played thirteen,
but she didn't get bored.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Excuse me, I do you're gonna dock me out? I
wanted to get out of the way. We got to
start the show.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
What do you mean you played thirteen?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
What happened somebody stole them?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What do you mean you only played thirteen?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
We only played thirteen holes.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Why explain to me how you have your whole Sunday
is wide open. You said you said Sunday was wide
open because you went to church on Saturday, But somehow
you managed to only play thirteen holes. Explain it to me.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Battery stopped working. We had been there for five hours.
We were playing rather slow. Oh, guys, I maxed out.
The foot hasn't been a hundred. I got planner of
fasci itis. I'm sorry. Thirteen hours took us five hours.
Thirteen holes took us five hours.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's rough. So that is rough.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Justin knocked me and they said we tapped out after sixteen.
Two groups didn't make it through eighteen. That is how
gridlocked these courses are now.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I would say on a Sunday, Easter Sunday, I didn't
think it would be that busy. I thought I actually
was it.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
We just played release.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
We're taking pictures, dude. They were doing fireballs. I've never
played slower in my entire life. We had three groups
play through us. Guys, the foot was crying out to me.
After five hours. I had to wave the white flag.
I was waving the white whitey tidies.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I am out.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I am out.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I am going home. I didn't give a crap.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And it was one of those courses where each hole
you have to drive through peaks and valleys and tunnels. Yeah,
it took us two miles to get all the way
back to the clubhouse. It's not one of those you
just cut across. So we're passing groups. Hi there, yep,
sorry valley Yeah, stomach flew. Uh yeah, my lady's gotta
go to work. Oh the kids, the babysit are canceled.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yep. I gotta go back to the clubhouse.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So we gotta get home. That easter right, hut man,
the easter bunny just drop by.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Every person we passed knew that your boy's a pee
and we just had to dip. Oh man, that's rough,
and this mouse doesn't work, so I don't know what
you know me to do.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I would like you to maybe take the battery out
of that thing. There is the battery out of that thing? Work,
that would be that's a double.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
We added to the list.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
We can't go live because there's no audio, and now
we can't use the mouse because we have no sounds
for our class.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
And do you want to go next door and steal
the battery.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well, the day that you need to have an efficient podcast,
we don't have a battery.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Do you want to run next door?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Real quick? But is that the old battery that I
just Why would I have thrown it on the table?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't know, Ray, Why do you ask me? You
do a lot of things. I don't understand. Why do
you stress out about parking? It's just who you are, kid,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Does it work? Now? If you ever lose a battery, kid?
I always look around in the room that's dead.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
See that's what I mean. That's why you threw it
over there? Why not use the one right there? What's
the one in that mouse? All right?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I will need this one, but I don't need it
right yet.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I think you can handle it. Well, I need
you to fill a bus because I understand, but I'm
just saying so, Yeah, I don't know. I don't even
know where my golf game is at right now. It's
probably going to be all over the place. But I'm
excited to go play a course. And I mean an
hour drive though, that's a way to drive for a
golf course, but hey, and then an hour back and
then they'll probably be five o'clock traffic. Man, I'm not
gonna get home till midnight.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
But that's you. You make those sacrifices for the chance
not to hang out with a friend for a hold one.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That's right, my kids do. We were watching a little
bit of the golf tournament yesterday, the RBC Heritage and
we're back. They were like, oh, Dad, is he gonna
get a hold on one? No? No, no, no, hold one?
No hole one? Okay. Oh that was a really good shot.
And when they would drive it, it would curve baby box, Like,
whoa he curved that ball?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
They could see it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Oh dude, they could see it. And he was like,
they would hit right by the whole and my six
year old phenomenal shot. Dad, did you see that? Or
one goes in the water. He's like, that wasn't very good.
They're into it into it. Yesterday it was like, oh
them is my kids. We watched it for about fifteen
minutes and they were dead into it for the whole
fifteen minutes. And then they went to the closet, got
(11:56):
the golf clubs out, went in the backyard and started
playing some golf.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Did they really see?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Since I stopped the gamb when I haven't been into it,
but I'll get back into golf watching on TV. I
will say this, Justin, Angelina Bazer. None of them can
find a ball to save their life. So if you
do go golfing, get ready. You're gonna need to have
your whatever radar mega glasses on because you're not just
(12:23):
looking for your ball, You're looking for all theirs too,
No clue, Justin, easily fifty yards off every bowl, and
then and then I would hit a normal shot. There's
no way your ball went this far. You're right, Justin.
I'm just making it up. It's a little green ball,
the exact same one that I was playing with, and
I hit a perfectly straight shot and I just went
straight and this is my.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Ball right here. There's just no way that's your ball. Justin.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I've played with you for five years. Have I ever
once cheated? Have we ever once played for a dollar?
Why would I cheat on a free game that's only
for pride? Yes, it's my ball, Justin. Every time hits
it with he would he would, we would. This course
goes around the dry range, so there's a lot of
white balls.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, So hey, guys, I don't feel like looking for mine,
So can I just get a free drop?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Sure, justin even though you hit it in the middle
of the driving range. Yeah, just drop it right over here.
That that's totally fair man. No worries, guys, I don't
want to waste everybody's time and look through all these balls.
Well yeah, dude, we don't want you to easter egg
hunt for your golf ball. But you also can't take
fifty yards to the right and called a free drop.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I mean I was seeing it all yesterday.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, I texted him.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I said, I kicked your butt due with a bad leg. Man,
I go, good.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Day, Happy Easter man, Happy Easter. Let's start.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Let's start it man, We're gonna do it live. Arnold
is off, guys. He was hiding East Riggs all night
and I think he got a me pregnant, so she's
got an egg in her boa.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
We're gonna do it. Got a mama bunny? Huh oh
the one two three? So loser? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Suck.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Give you this sport facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Y'all sison from the north. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I live on the north side, very far from lunch
as golf course is going to today and it's being
baser in the country two point two acres, two point
two kids at Vanderbilt justin should be checking on.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Him this morning.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
He is the head of the electrophysiology department, not the head,
probably one of the tops though.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Over to you man, Yeah, man, I don't know where
to go from here. So we'll take a break and
we're gonna come back. And hey, you told me about
your Easter. H let me tell you about my Easter extravaganza.
We'll tell you right after this, dude. Saturday night, kids
are going to bed, right, you're ready to pork and
(14:43):
we're talking about Easter in the morning, Easter Bunny coming
and they are so pumped. All right, let's go to bed.
Let's go to bed. So we put him to bed
and then we go in the other room. We're watching
some TV. We put it on mute and you can
hear them. You see anything yet, I don't see anything.
You see anything?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
What are they looking at?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
They're looking out the window in their bedroom. Well, what's
that is that? The Easter Bunny. No, there's a car
driving by.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
No, just a bum he's in the alley.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
And they're like, look, look in your window, look out
your window. No, nothing over here. And then baby Box, two, guys,
you know that the Easter Bunny is not gonna come
unless we go to sleep. Baby Box, We're staying up, guys.
We are not going to sleep. We are gonna see
the Easter Bunny tonight. Ten minutes later, they were asleep.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Every time gets you.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Then four thirty in the morning, I hear the Easter
Bunny outside my window, shoes delivering eggs, dropping them all
over the yard at four thirty in the morning. And
I'm like, is this economy, Is this really the time
you gotta come? It's four thirty in the morning. It's
to Easter Bunny. But okay whatever, And I'm like, we
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had our alarm set for six thirty, thinking, okay, we'll
get up do the egg hunt about seven o'clock. The
kids will wake up, No problem, eh, try again. Six am.
I hear them, Oh my gosh, they ease your bundy came.
They e's your bundy came.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I don't see my basket.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
And I'm and you hear them going, fuck, look out
your window. The easter bunny came right up to our window.
There's one on the window sill. There's one right outside
my window. So Baby Box two looks out the window
on his side. Oh my, there's one right here. There's
one right here. That guy, how did we not hear
the bunny come right up to our window? How did
we not hear the easter bunny right up next to
the window. And they are running around.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Their room screaming, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, you
got them locked.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Why can they not leave that room?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
And they come running around the house. They're running around
looking for everything. They go back in the room. I
gotta get my shoes on, gotta get my socks on.
This is six am.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
God, yeah, I assumed it was early. I saw another couple.
They said seven am. The kids were up.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Uh six am. Hold on, I hurry up. Give me shorts,
Give me shorts, Give me shorts. Were my socks? I
don't care. What sicks. I don't care. They match start
throwing them off. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Baby
Box two, I'm like, what's wrong? Bunny goes the easter
bunny didn't bring me a chocolate bunny. I'm like, how
(17:19):
do you know it didn't bring you a chocolate bunny?
I looked like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
He goes, I ran around the whole house.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I didn't see a chocolate bunny.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Dad, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
He's like, I thought, bring me a chocolate bunny, Honey.
I thought you said that was an extra, I said,
I but you already looked. Yeah. I know. I wasn't
supposed to, but I was just so excited I had
to look and see if there was a chocolate bunny
for me. I'm like, it's okay, Bud, Like, you know,
we don't know what all the easter bunny. I mean,
(17:49):
we gotta go look and look for things. I don't
know what the easter bunny brought us.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Son, are you saying we got robbed last night?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He's like, okay, I'm ready. I'm right, let's go. Let's go.
He's running. His wife's coming ready, she brushed her teeth.
A right, here we go. You guys, ready, let's go
in the backyard. Let's go in the backyard. And they're like, wait,
I see the eggs in the front yard. I see
eggs in the front yard. Let's go in the front yard.
Let's go in the front yard. Run out on the
front porch. E's the baskets. Theser buddy brought us baskets.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
On the front porch. Yeah, you're lucky you didn't get robbed.
I thought it was an afternoon activity. This is the
bunnies come early.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
The buddy came at four point thirty a m. Dude,
I'm telling you I heard the bunny outside the window
and starts, oh my god, dad, Look, the buddy brought
us a chocolate bunny. They brought us a chotla buddy,
and he goes, I didn't even see that when I
was looking out the windows. I didn't see that. Oh,
baby box three, and then everybody older two, let's go
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look for eggs. Babybox three rips open his chocolate bunny
right there and just starts eating it.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Ah, he's getting passed up. See he's not as tall
or big as them.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
And he doesn't give a crap about going to on things.
He's like, ah and it, dude, we're outside at six
twenty eight am, running around screaming. Dound an egg down
in an egg. Oh, here's another one. Oh, there's one
up in the tree. There's what up in the train, dude.
They were pandemonium all out at six thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Maybe next year we shoot for two bunny.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
They were running everywhere, screaming when they'd find another one.
There was an I'm gonna say this, whoa teamwork? There's
one up where baby Box two saw it. He's like,
there's what there's what? Help me get He's jumping trying
to get it, try to get it, and Babybox one
comes over and goes, I'll get it for you. Instead
of trying to steal it, grabs it, puts it in
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his basket.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
So the bunny must have known their exact heights and
that they've grown a little bit and how far to
put it. So they had to use teamworder. It was awesome,
right that bunny must have got the measuring charts. I
forwarded it along to him.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Right by the curb. I guess there was one hidden there,
and baby Box two is walking backwards, walking backwards, looking
he sees when he goes to grab it, falls backward
off the curb, spills the eggs everywhere.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Now that was just a homeless person spills.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It everywhere, and he's like, look, at all these eggs,
Look at all these eggs, not realizing he had spilled
his old basket.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
O brother, let me help you out with that one
right there. I love a little bit of that. He
was like, wow, looking at all the ones they hit
under this bush. I mean, scooping him, scooping him, scooping him,
scooping him.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Your kids are drunk, dude. They were for sure drunk.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
They were dropping things they had already found.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They were going bananas, going bananas.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
And then the trash guy comes in on Easter Sunday.
He doesn't give a crap. Excuse me, kids, get out
of the alley.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Then look, there's one on the car tire. There's another
one on the car tire. Why wouldn't the bunny hide
one on the car tire? What if the car drove
and we hadn't even found the egg yet?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Which car was it? My wife?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
WHOA?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I thought the Accurate was broke down?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
The Ultimate is broke down. There was one on Ultima.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Ray, There was one on multiple tires.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
There was one on Ultimum because the door handle the
Easter Bunny put on the back windshield, like right by
the make.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
It on the door handle where it could sit up
there at ballot.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No, no, not on ultimate man.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Not about in the back hitch. If you got an
suv your truck, there's always the back hitch he can
go in.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah. So they were going bananas. They were having the
time of their life. Baby box threes wandering around finding
a couple. And he didn't put him in his basket.
He would open immediately. Whatever candy was in there, he
dump in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
What's your wife doing?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
My wife is walking around watching She's gotten some videos.
I mean she got the fall on video of the eggs.
Oh dude, she got the fall on video like I mean,
just nailed it, like absolutely perfect. She happened to just
film right at that time.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Well, I think the truck drivers would appreciate some audio
I got you guys, don't worry about it. Oh it
turned off?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Dang it.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Dang is that a lush community. They're tripping over each other.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
It was pure chale.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
But how you know they're not going to run in
that road. They look like a couple of wild things.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Well, you teach them not to run in the road.
I mean, I mean they were headed right for it,
and they were headed right for him. But you just
got to Hope and Price. Hey, and it's he. I'll
tell you this though, six point thirty on a Sunday morning,
there aren't many cars going back. Let's be real, there's
not many people on the road. Then we go into
the backyard. They run around just going crazy nuts, so
fighting all the eggs. Well, what are we in? Shrubs? Trees?
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Shrubs trees?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Hey, there's a gnome that plays a great run at
sc gnome fly pots.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I mean they're everywhere, man, They're some are just throwing
in the grass.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
What about a master's nome? Was any of them in that?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
No, there was no master's nome. Don't have that. Don't
know what that is. You told me about it. I
don't own one. And we just do all this and
we're done hunting by seven five?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
What do you do the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
They just start pounding candy. Yeah, the jelly beans, the marshmallows,
they're on the front porsch. Then they're like, hey, can
we ride bikes? Like yeah, So they get on their
bikes and they're riding up and down.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Not with that high of a blood sugar.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You're not stopping for bites of chocolate and jelly beans
and then about eight fifteen, eight thirty, the cinnamon rolls
are ready.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I made cinnamon rolls. You did it or your wife did?
I did? What did she do?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I don't know. I don't know if she made coffee maybe.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
See I would imagine she's the one that makes the
cinnamon rolls.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I mean you just stick them in the oven. Ain't
really hard, yeah, right, a woman's touch, you know. And
I mean I didn't even think about it. I'm like, well,
they're gonna have a lot of candy. Maybe we should
give them cinamon rolls a little bit more sugar. It
sounds like a great idea.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
You guys needed justin to check their blood sugar on
my bides.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
So we eat cinnamon rolls. Then we're going over the
neighbors at nine thirty.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
S You guys ever heard of the afternoon? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, man. I didn't
even realize how much we were gonna pack into one morning.
And about eight forty five, after the cinnamon rolls are ready,
and baby Box eats his cinnamon roll, he's like, Dad,
I think I'm gonna lay on the couch. My stomach hurts.
I'm like, oh, no, ate too much candy. He's like
all right, and he goes and lays down. The other
two they're not phased by anything. Baby Box three has
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eaten every single piece of candy that he found and
he's still moving around like nothing. He ate a whole
cinnamon roll. Nothing. He's not even phased.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Sun. I dealt with this thirty five years ago, the
old stomach ache from the candy.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And then it's nine thirty and I go to Baby
Box on the couch. I'm like, hey, man, are you
gonna be able to go over to Miss Kels? And
he's like, my stomach wasn't feeling good, but I'm better now.
He pops up, He pops up, he pops up, man,
And I'm like, all right, all right, here we go.
So we go over there and.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Ray he's just trying to get out of church.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
We go to her house. She lives about a block
and a half. There's another family there. So there's three
families are Miss rock Keels and mister Terry's. And we're
there and they're like, all right, who's ready for a
n ees Ter egg hunt. I'm like, whoa, we're doing
another one. She's like, oh yeah, I set one up
for the kids. You know what we did. The Easter
bunny came earlier. But then I had some spare eggs
that I made specifically for just these kids, and it
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was seventy two eggs. Hidden there was eight kids, three
sweet potatoes, eight apiece, and one golden potato wrapped in
silver statisticals.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
This is an eight point five apiece.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
And if you got a sweet potato, you got a prize.
If you got the golden potato, which was the one
wrapped in foil, you got the grand prize.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Wait, you guys wrapped potatoes over eggs.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
No, no, she just did a potato wrapped in foil.
That was the grand prize, special prize for this this hunt,
Miss Roquel, Okay, got it.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yes, So I.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Just had heard reports that people are gonna wrap potatoes
this year instead of eggs, and I thought maybe it
passed into your community.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
No, no, we didn't do that, not over there.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Ray. We got moats and a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
And so the kids just go bananas. They run around,
find eggs, finding the potatoes, find the sweet potatoes, find
the golden one. And then we have some egg castle rolls,
some muffins, some fresh pumpkin bread, that was still hot.
Some fruit kids playing games and all this. We're playing football,
and I mean we were there forever. And I look
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at the clock and it's only eleven forty five am.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I gotta say, being a parent the one thing I'm
jealous of it you do more than we do on
the Bobby Bone Show before noon. Good gosh, lay on
a couch and watch Sports Center and watch them woke news.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So to ask me how much playoff basketball I watched
this weekend, zero minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Get didn't miss anything.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
The Thunder one by fifty, the Celtics one by half
of fifty.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Hey, you know what, they are blowed out? They all
got Hey, the theme of the first round is blowed out.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
NBA. I'm glad we got all kinds of parody. Man,
this is gonna be a competitive playoff.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I'm glad we have so many teams that make the
playoffs because the first round doesn't have blowed out. Blowed out.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Guys, if you're a trucker right now in America, go
to bed early, tune in the next couple weeks. You
can take them off because you don't need to watch
sports at night.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
So then we went home at like twelve thirty.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
All right, we've made it to the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
We made it to the afternoon and we survived. We
went to the afternoon and the kids have had nothing
but sweets the whole day. They wanted to ride their bikes,
some Morris. They rode bikes a little bit more, and
then at one o'clock I was like, look, guys, we
got to take a nap. No, no, no, nap. We're
not taking naps. We're not taking naps. We're not tired. Okay,
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they're revolting, guys. Baby Box three needs to take a nap.
You guys can lay in your beds and just read books.
That's fine, we don't care. Just be quiet. Six minutes later,
all three of them out out and then me on
the couch.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
We did the same thing when we were a kid.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh man, it was a great easter.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
As much as things change, they never changed the same.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It was a great Easter day. We'll take a break
and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
As much as things change, they never stay the same.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I hope you had a hoppy easter, man, Yeah, you ready?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Next topic, dude, You know the San Diego Padres are
the best team in baseball.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, I beg to differ.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Well, it must be just like anybody that is named
the San Diego Padres are the best team in baseball,
because I'm gonna tell you what, the San Diego Padres
of Nashville, Tennessee are by far the best coach pitch
team in the league. Really, we are phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Who is your Luis Ariaz on your team that got
knocked out at first and stretchered off.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Let me tell you how good we are. Ray, I
don't even know how they are. This good kid.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Teach him to run and then they'll fly.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
But in coach pitch, you're not supposed to get people out,
like it is very rare you get people out.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
So how do innings end?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
You bat around? No matter what?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
What is the point?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Ray? Saturday? First inning on defense, when we're in the field,
the San Diego Padres recorded three outs, three outs.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Which that never happens never. What are they the Rockies?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
The first one was a ground ball to baby box two.
It's second, more like pitcher second, like not too far
all the way deep a second, but he's up and
it's his buddy from his class, from his pre K class.
Henry hit the ball to him. He fields the ball
cleanly and he's about eight feet from first base. I'm like,
throw it to first, he said, Now I'll take it myself.
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Ran the first tag the bag, go sit down.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Kid the feeder faster than the ball.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
He got his buddy out and he starts jumping up
and down, jumping up and down.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
You never forget your first out.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It was awesome. Then ground ball to the pitcher, throw
it to first. Ah got another out, sheeesh.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Then who is the pitcher? Ah, I didn't know if
it was one of your ten gus.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
No, no, no. And then there was a ground ball to
shortstop first and second ground ball to shortstop to baby
box tosses it to third baseman. He went to third
the third instead of throwing it across the diamond, higher
probability to get it out. Unbelievable. And dude, I'm telling you,
(31:11):
I had to pitch this weekend because the head coach
was gone. I'm the assistant coach.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Throw a little bit of mustard on it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
And I was nervous because he's been a great pitcher
this whole time. He's been pitching amazing and the kids
have been smacking the ball. So I had to step
into the pitcher role, and I was like, oh my gosh,
I've got to throw strikes. I've got to throw strikes,
and throw strikes. Did I do it? Those kids were
smacking the freaking baseball. Our team can hit so well.
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It's phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So for those at home and in your trucks, the
t ball team is good. Coach pitch. The soccer team sucks, yes,
soccer soccer.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Hey, stinky pants team steaky pants, and soccer were terrible.
Got it, We're terrible, I mean just absolutely terrible. But
base ball, dude, we are phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Do you think you got that from, kid?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I don't know where I got it, dude. I think
we just got blessed with some really good like players.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Well, kid got blessed with your brother. Saw him play
and I said, I want to draft him. Bat earth Box.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Looking good, Blue Jays looking good. Let's see it this way.
I called my mom on Saturday after the game and
I said, I need someone in the stands going looking good,
Padres looking good, because we are phenomenal. And every coach
we have played they are like, okay, bringing the ringers in. Wow,
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how do you guys hit so well? And whoa defensive geniuses.
Look at those defensive wizards because we get so many outs.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, Wizard of Waverley, Ozzie Smith. My question is, how
did they get this good? I don't know, right, I
didn't even play with them. They just got lucky bounces.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
They've just they know how to catch the ball and
they know how to throw it. And some of them
just have gotten so much better at hitting.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Well.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
To get too deep. Our parents now not playing with
their kids. These other teams have fathers that aren't home.
There's women just there and not being sexist, but the
women aren't playing catch with them like our fathers of yesteryear.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
That might be it. There's one kid on our team.
He's really good. He catches every ball you throw him,
and he hits it there. I mean he smacks it
like he's like, maybe he can play a couple of
ages up.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I think maybe you guys, team is the working class,
and these other teams have got the dads that aren't
at home, the dads that travel that the dads that
are with labels. They go out on a Thursday night
to a concert. They're drinking, they're going to work hungover.
They're getting a smash lunch at Del Frisco, and they're
not playing with the kid in the backyard, Like, kid, I'll.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Play with you till the sun goes down. I'll teach
you how to catch that ball. Looking't good? Play Jay,
Look can't good.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah. And here's the thing. Before this game, we're playing
the Red Sox, and every dad on the Red Sox
is out there warming up with their kid throwing the ball.
You want to see what the Padres were doing. Yeah,
here's the padres man.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
What they're playing the banana boat in the outfield like
Lebron and Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
They're sitting on top of the fence, goofing off, climbing
back over and back over and back over the fence.
Dude playing with the flag poles back there. They're messing
with the flag, pulling it up and down.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Keep them act.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And these kids are over there with their gloves on
and throwing catching, And that's why I have no idea
how we're so good, but we figure it out.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Catching. Playing ketch with dad's always a blast. You don't
throw it perfect, you get yelled at. You accidentally throw
it over his head, you get yelled at me. You've
been throw a point where you're throwing put your glove
like this, do that.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
You throw it too low, you get yelled at. You
accidentally throw it when he's not looking, you get yelled at.
Man playing ketch with Pops is tough. If you don't
hit him in the chest, you're getting yelled at.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I mean, it was just a phenomenal weekend the Padres.
I can't tell you enough how good. I mean, we're
just so good.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
So is it wins and losses or we just go
out there?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Uh, there are no wins, wins and losses, there's no
I was keeping track though, but I will tell you no, no, no,
it's not even keeping track. It's the fact that we
get so many outs. There's no way we can't win
because we don't get out. We hit the ball and
we don't get out.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Right. But I used to have a coaching basketball.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
He didn't keep score sixth grade, and he would say, hey,
al right, maybe it's fourth grade. Hey, I was guys,
we don't keep score. I kept scoring one by five.
Is there something like that going on?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
No, you can't, because like we only had like seven
players on Saturday to play, and they had eleven and
when you bat all the way through the lineup, they're
gonna score quote unquote eleven runs even though we got
three outs one inning. We got two outs another inning,
and two outs another inning, so we actually got people out.
They didn't get us out, but we only had seven players.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
So it's actually should almost be figured by.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Outs really basically, is how you would have to calculate it,
because he's I mean, you get the three outs, they
shouldn't have any more hitters, but I mean they still
hit through the lineup. It is so fun, dude, It's
just so exciting to see him hit the ball and
catch the ball. And I mean, it's just it's great.
And here's the thing. I'm not even that great of
a coach. I do need help, Like here's my I
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was worried.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I said, are you doing a call here to try
and get people to come help you.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
No, no, no, that'll be later. Baby Box two just
turned five, and he could have done another year a
T ball, but I was like, let's make it convenient.
Let's put him in Baby Box on the same team.
So we have one practice, one game. It's simple. And
then I started getting nervous about man did I sign
him up for coach bitch too early because he is small,
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he's just turned five, and is he gonna be able
to hit the ball when it's pitched to him? Ray.
My father in law even made a comment when he
was here over Christmas, like, yeah, I think you signed
him up too soon, man, I think coach bitch is
gonna be a little too over his head. Well, let
time tell father in law Phil, and I'm gonna say,
we are four or five games end of the season,
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and you get five pitches and then you hit it
off the tee. If you don't hit it, baby Box
two has yet to go to the tee. He has
yet to go to the teeth. Not scared.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Hey, that's when you send a picture to Phil, Hey
think I made the right call? What do you think?
And it's him crushing the ball. That's all you do
just to silent little subtle nudge.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
There was a little FaceTime last night for Easter and
I may have said something about, Hey, don't worry about it.
I don't think he needed T ball. Maybe it wasn't
too soon to sign him up for some coach pitch
because the dude is smacking that ball. He's smacking it
and baby box. He doesn't never go to the tea either,
and it's been a phenomenal day.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
May pull the plug on YouTube soon.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, he's like that, What did you say? No, No,
I didn't say that loud, My bad. I was just
thinking something in my head.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
It was a great easter. It was a great easter,
great weekend. I mean, we're cutting the short. We're heading
home because I gotta go to the golf course. Man,
I gotta go meet this guy Steven. I don't know
who we're playing with. That's a blast because what I
enjoyed yesterday was golf. I want you to have that
ex same enjoyment, dude. The game of golf is beautiful
right now. It is so beautiful, like it's just a
great day. It's raining in Nashville. I'm gonna drive forty
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five minutes down the road. He said, it's sunshiny down there,
and I can't wait. So I'm sorry Nation that this
pod is only forty minutes. But that's what we have
to do. Sometimes we have to choose ourselves. And I
hope you understand that. I hope you can respect that.
And hey, if you have the hookup in Austin. I
need a golf course next Friday of the second.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I want you to experience the same quotes that we
had yesterday when I almost got a hole in one
and Justin then.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Paser goes, rad, did you get a hole in one?
And Justin goes, no, it's fifty yard short. Thanks Justin,
wait to take the magic out of that one. I
want you to have the same excitement and stuff when
we go me duck hooking or slicing to the right
and the left. I want you to have that exact
same excitement when on a par four Justin hit it
all the way on the green and his eyes are
so bad he thought it was fifty yard short. He goes,
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it wasn't that great of a shot. He hit it
on the green for eagle, got par. But anyways, I
want you to have that same excitement.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Thanks man. I can't wait to do it, man, hopefully
let's see. Oh yeah, swing feels good, swings feels good.
Oh God, to do the battery thing all right? Yeah,
it's okay. Is there a playoff basketball tonight? I mean, wow,
that was a lot of fun, Luca. He looked amazing.
I mean, he did look good, but Lakers poof told
him that was gonna be a Lakers lose. Lakers lose,
(39:18):
all right,
Are you recording, I'm recording it, and I am. I
am just I. I need to know. I didn't realize
Justin was going hard launch. I didn't know he was
doing a hard launch. What in the world I mean
is that his woman.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's a picture of him with our friend Angelina. You're
a woman for even asking that question. No, all, friend,
hold on, it was.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
A picture of you, your wife, Justin, and Angelina. And
I'm gonna say, I've never seen Angelina before. So the
fact that she was launched on our Facebook page. It
was Easter weekend. You guys were dressed up and they
were riding a car together. I don't know what that says.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We've all, but we've gone back and see, you never
know friend groups like you don't know if I've met
your your neighbor Jerry, and if I've met your kid's
second grade teacher who was also on the soccer team
with your kids. See, you don't know the people that
I've met. I can't believe in two years you've never
met Angelina.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
That's what I'm saying. That's why I was shocked. You
didn't even know what she looked like, had no idea,
didn't know if she was blonde, brunette, short, tall, had
no idea mind blown, mind blown she So I just
sat there and I was like, that has to be Angelina. Yeah,
I thought that to myself and I was like, wow,
(01:24):
finally I know what Angelina looks like. So every time
we have a conversation about Angelina, I will now know
it's a woman that knows how to play golf.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
She's been part of the friends circle.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Man, So to say that he's hard launching, you need
to text Justin because I don't need you putting it
all over the press. It's a hard soft I don't
give a hell what it is.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Or it could just be a friendship launch that's fine.
They were just hanging out at the golf course, having
some mick ultras. On the course, I saw there was
some controversy about a ball in the fair way. No way,
that was Justin's ball. But then he went to his
bag he pulled out the ball. I mean, fantastic.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, the course we were playing on, you're gonna lose
some balls. There's creeks, rivers and oceans.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
So let's be real. You're gonna drop.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Twenty balls easily. You really shouldn't, but we did. It
had been about a month. There was a ball four
hundred yards in the middle of the fairway. Justin saw
me take my second shot to get to that point.
That's how far this ball was. And he thought my
second shot was his first shot. I go, Justin, you
you're out hitting me by one hundred and fifty yards, Like,
(02:31):
what are you talking? This was in that horse past yure.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I mean I played with someone like that named Pitt's
that he he loves to hit the ball six miles
to the left and he drives up four hundred yards
of the green. He's like, man, maybe it's up here.
Maybe it's up here. Brother, It's not up there.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It went out of bounds about two hundred and fifty
yards back that way. But hey whatever, man, you take
your time, you drive up there, you look, and I'll
just sit back here and wait. All right, Man, Man,
I couldn't find it. Brother, Maybe you were right, brother.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, I don't know what we're going to talk about
with the golf. I do know that they they are friends.
I actually haven't even asked a question, are y'all dating?
I just assume people.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Can hang out now in our country and you don't
have to be banging.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No, I never said that. I just thought when it's
a couple's weekend, if you're hanging out on Easter weekend,
was that Easter Sunday or was that Easter Saturday?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Easter Sunday, we went to church on Easter Saturday. We
were wide open on Easter Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
See, that's what I mean. When it's on Easter, when
you're in your Eastern pastels, that is a huge deal.
But maybe it's they we just both had off work
and you guys were going to the golf course and
it was like, hey, you guys want to come, and
they're in the friend group. Does she actually sweeden the
clubs or does she just ride in the cart?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
D one softball? Do what the boo? Yeah, so she
can swaying?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Where's she played? D one in softball?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
La Sale LaSalle in Chicago?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Bab Bayser's taking lessons. So even basers coming up in
the ranks. If you mean wait another year to play
with each other. It might be Angelina justin me, Bazer,
maybe your wife plays. Now the women are getting involved
in this sport. It's that popular. It's mushrooming.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Speaking of golf, man I need a huge favor. Yes,
sore Losers Nation, there has to be someone in the
Austin area that has a connection at a golf course.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Kid Willie mays, I can get your price cut of
five percent now will be better in the eggs.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Here's the deal. I'm going to Austin next weekend May second. Whoa,
that's the same weekend as iHeart for iHeart. That's why
I'm gonna be there. Oh well, on Friday, I need
to play golf with Garrett, Greg and Jacob.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
And you're gonna live stream it on YouTube because you
need to get us to hit.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
We need a tea time for four people. And I'm
telling you what Garrett tells me. It is impossible to
get a tea time for four people in Austin on
a Friday.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I can get you blue bonnet.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Blue Bonnet doesn't exist anymore. And so I hit up
Bucky Godbolt, our old buddy over there at the Zone
thirteen hundred, and he was like, I'll see what I
can do. But I haven't heard back from him, and
so I'm stressing out that we are almost a little
less than two weeks away from me being in Austin,
and I need it like ten thirty am on Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What about Balcone's Country Club? Right?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Why not there?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No? No, I used to live across from it. It
was always wide open to play.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Why not gray Rock? Why not Morris Williams? Why not State?
Why not? I already looked at Plump Creek. The earliest
they have is two pm. What so somebody has to
know somebody that works at Gray Rock or works here.
They have a buddy, a cousin, a family member that
can get us on a golf course on Friday, May second,
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at like ten thirty am for four people. I need
sore losers Nation. You would think that we would have
some kind of hookup, and I cannot believe that we
can't find a spot.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
There is a golf there's a can get you into
South of Texas State. I can get you into a
driving range if you want to go do that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Uh No, we would like to play eighteen holes of golf.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
A guy runs it out of a double wide. It's great.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I mean, it's a great driving range. But that's not
what I'm here for. I'm here to tee it up
and whack smack some balls. I need to show if
my game has improved. And speaking of golf, dude, I'm
going to golf today.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Dude, we have this country is golf crazy. Everybody just
calmed down.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Baser the other day got three golf outfits because now
all of a sudden, she's gonna play golf.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
She goes, hey, I want to come with you every time,
now every time.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's a little much.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well, what do you think, honey, hodey, honey, honey, let's
stists pump the brake.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
No, Justin was cool. I don't know of lunch.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I can throw you into the threes. Can you imagine
you were up with your buddies? Hey, I brought my
wife today.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I didn't die. Hey, hey, John brought his wife today.
Huh the marriage trouble.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
She must not believe he goes and plays golf as
much as he does. Yeah. I just got a text
out of blue from my buddy Steven Slaughter, who I
went to college with at the University of Texas, San Antonio.
And he said, hey, man, can you make it at
one fifteen to some golf course in Columbia, Tennessee? And
I said today, And I said not much notice there
and he goes, yeah, man, we're gonna hit it, and
I said it's gonna be real close if I can
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make it in time. He goes, oh, we can push
it to one thirty if you want. I'm like, cause
it's a fifty five minute drive. Man.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Hey, John brought his wife to the golf course. What
do you think marriage problems? Won't be careful? No, no
rude jokes, and try not to say any too many
swear words. Yeah, John's wife's back.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, no, no, no flirting with the cart girl. Well,
don't worry about that. There are no cart girls anymore
at the golf course. Oh yeah, that's good point. But hey,
just you know, don't make any jokes about his putt
are not working or the driver not getting the job done,
you know, not in front of his wife. It's very awkward.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Gotta abase her credit.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
She made it. We didn't play all eighteen. We played thirteen,
but she didn't get bored.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Excuse me, I do you're gonna dock me out? I
wanted to get out of the way. We got to
start the show.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
What do you mean you played thirteen?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
What happened somebody stole them?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What do you mean you only played thirteen?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
We only played thirteen holes.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Why explain to me how you have your whole Sunday
is wide open. You said you said Sunday was wide
open because you went to church on Saturday, But somehow
you managed to only play thirteen holes. Explain it to me.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Battery stopped working. We had been there for five hours.
We were playing rather slow. Oh, guys, I maxed out.
The foot hasn't been a hundred. I got planner of
fasci itis. I'm sorry. Thirteen hours took us five hours.
Thirteen holes took us five hours.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's rough. So that is rough.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Justin knocked me and they said we tapped out after sixteen.
Two groups didn't make it through eighteen. That is how
gridlocked these courses are now.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I would say on a Sunday, Easter Sunday, I didn't
think it would be that busy. I thought I actually
was it.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
We just played release.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
We're taking pictures, dude. They were doing fireballs. I've never
played slower in my entire life. We had three groups
play through us. Guys, the foot was crying out to me.
After five hours. I had to wave the white flag.
I was waving the white whitey tidies.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I am out.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I am out.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I am going home. I didn't give a crap.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And it was one of those courses where each hole
you have to drive through peaks and valleys and tunnels. Yeah,
it took us two miles to get all the way
back to the clubhouse. It's not one of those you
just cut across. So we're passing groups. Hi there, yep,
sorry valley Yeah, stomach flew. Uh yeah, my lady's gotta
go to work. Oh the kids, the babysit are canceled.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yep. I gotta go back to the clubhouse.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So we gotta get home. That easter right, hut man,
the easter bunny just drop by.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Every person we passed knew that your boy's a pee
and we just had to dip. Oh man, that's rough,
and this mouse doesn't work, so I don't know what
you know me to do.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I would like you to maybe take the battery out
of that thing. There is the battery out of that thing? Work,
that would be that's a double.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
We added to the list.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
We can't go live because there's no audio, and now
we can't use the mouse because we have no sounds
for our class.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
And do you want to go next door and steal
the battery.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well, the day that you need to have an efficient podcast,
we don't have a battery.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Do you want to run next door?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Real quick? But is that the old battery that I
just Why would I have thrown it on the table?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I don't know, Ray, Why do you ask me? You
do a lot of things. I don't understand. Why do
you stress out about parking? It's just who you are, kid,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Does it work? Now? If you ever lose a battery, kid?
I always look around in the room that's dead.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
See that's what I mean. That's why you threw it
over there? Why not use the one right there? What's
the one in that mouse? All right?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I will need this one, but I don't need it
right yet.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I think you can handle it. Well, I need
you to fill a bus because I understand, but I'm
just saying so, Yeah, I don't know. I don't even
know where my golf game is at right now. It's
probably going to be all over the place. But I'm
excited to go play a course. And I mean an
hour drive though, that's a way to drive for a
golf course, but hey, and then an hour back and
then they'll probably be five o'clock traffic. Man, I'm not
gonna get home till midnight.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
But that's you. You make those sacrifices for the chance
not to hang out with a friend for a hold one.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
That's right, my kids do. We were watching a little
bit of the golf tournament yesterday, the RBC Heritage and
we're back. They were like, oh, Dad, is he gonna
get a hold on one? No? No, no, no, hold one?
No hole one? Okay. Oh that was a really good shot.
And when they would drive it, it would curve baby box, Like,
whoa he curved that ball?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
They could see it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Oh dude, they could see it. And he was like,
they would hit right by the whole and my six
year old phenomenal shot. Dad, did you see that? Or
one goes in the water. He's like, that wasn't very good.
They're into it into it. Yesterday it was like, oh
them is my kids. We watched it for about fifteen
minutes and they were dead into it for the whole
fifteen minutes. And then they went to the closet, got
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the golf clubs out, went in the backyard and started
playing some golf.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Did they really see?
Speaker 5 (12:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Since I stopped the gamb when I haven't been into it,
but I'll get back into golf watching on TV. I
will say this, Justin, Angelina Bazer. None of them can
find a ball to save their life. So if you
do go golfing, get ready. You're gonna need to have
your whatever radar mega glasses on because you're not just
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looking for your ball, You're looking for all theirs too,
No clue, Justin, easily fifty yards off every bowl, and
then and then I would hit a normal shot. There's
no way your ball went this far. You're right, Justin.
I'm just making it up. It's a little green ball,
the exact same one that I was playing with, and
I hit a perfectly straight shot and I just went
straight and this is my.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Ball right here. There's just no way that's your ball. Justin.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I've played with you for five years. Have I ever
once cheated? Have we ever once played for a dollar?
Why would I cheat on a free game that's only
for pride? Yes, it's my ball, Justin. Every time hits
it with he would he would, we would. This course
goes around the dry range, so there's a lot of
white balls.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Yeah, So hey, guys, I don't feel like looking for mine,
So can I just get a free drop?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Sure, justin even though you hit it in the middle
of the driving range. Yeah, just drop it right over here.
That that's totally fair man. No worries, guys, I don't
want to waste everybody's time and look through all these balls.
Well yeah, dude, we don't want you to easter egg
hunt for your golf ball. But you also can't take
fifty yards to the right and called a free drop.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
I mean I was seeing it all yesterday.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, I texted him.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I said, I kicked your butt due with a bad leg. Man,
I go, good.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Day, Happy Easter man, Happy Easter. Let's start.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Let's start it man, We're gonna do it live. Arnold
is off, guys. He was hiding East Riggs all night
and I think he got a me pregnant, so she's
got an egg in her boa.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
We're gonna do it. Got a mama bunny? Huh oh
the one two three? So loser? What up, everybody? I
am lunchbox. I know the most about sports.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Suck.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Give you this sport facts, my sports opinions, because I'm
pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Y'all sison from the north. I'm an alpha male.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I live on the north side, very far from lunch
as golf course is going to today and it's being
baser in the country two point two acres, two point
two kids at Vanderbilt justin should be checking on.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Him this morning.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
He is the head of the electrophysiology department, not the head,
probably one of the tops though.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Over to you man, Yeah, man, I don't know where
to go from here. So we'll take a break and
we're gonna come back. And hey, you told me about
your Easter. H let me tell you about my Easter extravaganza.
We'll tell you right after this, dude. Saturday night, kids
are going to bed, right, you're ready to pork and
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we're talking about Easter in the morning, Easter Bunny coming
and they are so pumped. All right, let's go to bed.
Let's go to bed. So we put him to bed
and then we go in the other room. We're watching
some TV. We put it on mute and you can
hear them. You see anything yet, I don't see anything.
You see anything?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
What are they looking at?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
They're looking out the window in their bedroom. Well, what's
that is that? The Easter Bunny. No, there's a car
driving by.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
No, just a bum he's in the alley.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
And they're like, look, look in your window, look out
your window. No, nothing over here. And then baby Box, two, guys,
you know that the Easter Bunny is not gonna come
unless we go to sleep. Baby Box, We're staying up, guys.
We are not going to sleep. We are gonna see
the Easter Bunny tonight. Ten minutes later, they were asleep.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Every time gets you.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Then four thirty in the morning, I hear the Easter
Bunny outside my window, shoes delivering eggs, dropping them all
over the yard at four thirty in the morning. And
I'm like, is this economy, Is this really the time
you gotta come? It's four thirty in the morning. It's
to Easter Bunny. But okay whatever, And I'm like, we
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had our alarm set for six thirty, thinking, okay, we'll
get up do the egg hunt about seven o'clock. The
kids will wake up, No problem, eh, try again. Six am.
I hear them, Oh my gosh, they ease your bundy came.
They e's your bundy came.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I don't see my basket.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
And I'm and you hear them going, fuck, look out
your window. The easter bunny came right up to our window.
There's one on the window sill. There's one right outside
my window. So Baby Box two looks out the window
on his side. Oh my, there's one right here. There's
one right here. That guy, how did we not hear
the bunny come right up to our window? How did
we not hear the easter bunny right up next to
the window. And they are running around.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Their room screaming, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, you
got them locked.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Why can they not leave that room?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
And they come running around the house. They're running around
looking for everything. They go back in the room. I
gotta get my shoes on, gotta get my socks on.
This is six am.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
God, yeah, I assumed it was early. I saw another couple.
They said seven am. The kids were up.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Uh six am. Hold on, I hurry up. Give me shorts,
Give me shorts, Give me shorts. Were my socks? I
don't care. What sicks. I don't care. They match start
throwing them off. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Baby
Box two, I'm like, what's wrong? Bunny goes the easter
bunny didn't bring me a chocolate bunny. I'm like, how
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do you know it didn't bring you a chocolate bunny?
I looked like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
He goes, I ran around the whole house.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I didn't see a chocolate bunny.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Dad, ain't it.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
He's like, I thought, bring me a chocolate bunny, Honey.
I thought you said that was an extra, I said,
I but you already looked. Yeah. I know. I wasn't
supposed to, but I was just so excited I had
to look and see if there was a chocolate bunny
for me. I'm like, it's okay, Bud, Like, you know,
we don't know what all the easter bunny. I mean,
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we gotta go look and look for things. I don't
know what the easter bunny brought us.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Son, are you saying we got robbed last night?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He's like, okay, I'm ready. I'm right, let's go. Let's go.
He's running. His wife's coming ready, she brushed her teeth.
A right, here we go. You guys, ready, let's go
in the backyard. Let's go in the backyard. And they're like, wait,
I see the eggs in the front yard. I see
eggs in the front yard. Let's go in the front yard.
Let's go in the front yard. Run out on the
front porch. E's the baskets. Theser buddy brought us baskets.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
On the front porch. Yeah, you're lucky you didn't get robbed.
I thought it was an afternoon activity. This is the
bunnies come early.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
The buddy came at four point thirty a m. Dude,
I'm telling you I heard the bunny outside the window
and starts, oh my god, dad, Look, the buddy brought
us a chocolate bunny. They brought us a chotla buddy,
and he goes, I didn't even see that when I
was looking out the windows. I didn't see that. Oh,
baby box three, and then everybody older two, let's go
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look for eggs. Babybox three rips open his chocolate bunny
right there and just starts eating it.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Ah, he's getting passed up. See he's not as tall
or big as them.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
And he doesn't give a crap about going to on things.
He's like, ah and it, dude, we're outside at six
twenty eight am, running around screaming. Dound an egg down
in an egg. Oh, here's another one. Oh, there's one
up in the tree. There's what up in the train, dude.
They were pandemonium all out at six thirty in the morning.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Maybe next year we shoot for two bunny.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
They were running everywhere, screaming when they'd find another one.
There was an I'm gonna say this, whoa teamwork? There's
one up where baby Box two saw it. He's like,
there's what there's what? Help me get He's jumping trying
to get it, try to get it, and Babybox one
comes over and goes, I'll get it for you. Instead
of trying to steal it, grabs it, puts it in
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his basket.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
So the bunny must have known their exact heights and
that they've grown a little bit and how far to
put it. So they had to use teamworder. It was awesome,
right that bunny must have got the measuring charts. I
forwarded it along to him.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Right by the curb. I guess there was one hidden there,
and baby Box two is walking backwards, walking backwards, looking
he sees when he goes to grab it, falls backward
off the curb, spills the eggs everywhere.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Now that was just a homeless person spills.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It everywhere, and he's like, look, at all these eggs,
Look at all these eggs, not realizing he had spilled
his old basket.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
O brother, let me help you out with that one
right there. I love a little bit of that. He
was like, wow, looking at all the ones they hit
under this bush. I mean, scooping him, scooping him, scooping him,
scooping him.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Your kids are drunk, dude. They were for sure drunk.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
They were dropping things they had already found.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They were going bananas, going bananas.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
And then the trash guy comes in on Easter Sunday.
He doesn't give a crap. Excuse me, kids, get out
of the alley.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Then look, there's one on the car tire. There's another
one on the car tire. Why wouldn't the bunny hide
one on the car tire? What if the car drove
and we hadn't even found the egg yet?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Which car was it? My wife?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
WHOA?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I thought the Accurate was broke down?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
The Ultimate is broke down. There was one on Ultima.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Ray, There was one on multiple tires.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
There was one on Ultimum because the door handle the
Easter Bunny put on the back windshield, like right by
the make.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
It on the door handle where it could sit up
there at ballot.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
No, no, not on ultimate man.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Not about in the back hitch. If you got an
suv your truck, there's always the back hitch he can
go in.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Yeah. So they were going bananas. They were having the
time of their life. Baby box threes wandering around finding
a couple. And he didn't put him in his basket.
He would open immediately. Whatever candy was in there, he
dump in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
What's your wife doing?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
My wife is walking around watching She's gotten some videos.
I mean she got the fall on video of the eggs.
Oh dude, she got the fall on video like I mean,
just nailed it, like absolutely perfect. She happened to just
film right at that time.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Well, I think the truck drivers would appreciate some audio
I got you guys, don't worry about it. Oh it
turned off?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Dang it.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Dang is that a lush community. They're tripping over each other.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
It was pure chale.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
But how you know they're not going to run in
that road. They look like a couple of wild things.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Well, you teach them not to run in the road.
I mean, I mean they were headed right for it,
and they were headed right for him. But you just
got to Hope and Price. Hey, and it's he. I'll
tell you this though, six point thirty on a Sunday morning,
there aren't many cars going back. Let's be real, there's
not many people on the road. Then we go into
the backyard. They run around just going crazy nuts, so
fighting all the eggs. Well, what are we in? Shrubs? Trees?
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Shrubs trees?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Hey, there's a gnome that plays a great run at
sc gnome fly pots.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I mean they're everywhere, man, They're some are just throwing
in the grass.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
What about a master's nome? Was any of them in that?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
No, there was no master's nome. Don't have that. Don't
know what that is. You told me about it. I
don't own one. And we just do all this and
we're done hunting by seven five?
Speaker 3 (23:17):
What do you do the rest of the day.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
They just start pounding candy. Yeah, the jelly beans, the marshmallows,
they're on the front porsch. Then they're like, hey, can
we ride bikes? Like yeah, So they get on their
bikes and they're riding up and down.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Not with that high of a blood sugar.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You're not stopping for bites of chocolate and jelly beans
and then about eight fifteen, eight thirty, the cinnamon rolls
are ready.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I made cinnamon rolls. You did it or your wife did?
I did? What did she do?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I don't know. I don't know if she made coffee maybe.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
See I would imagine she's the one that makes the
cinnamon rolls.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I mean you just stick them in the oven. Ain't
really hard, yeah, right, a woman's touch, you know. And
I mean I didn't even think about it. I'm like, well,
they're gonna have a lot of candy. Maybe we should
give them cinamon rolls a little bit more sugar. It
sounds like a great idea.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
You guys needed justin to check their blood sugar on
my bides.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
So we eat cinnamon rolls. Then we're going over the
neighbors at nine thirty.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
S You guys ever heard of the afternoon? Uh?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, man. I didn't
even realize how much we were gonna pack into one morning.
And about eight forty five, after the cinnamon rolls are ready,
and baby Box eats his cinnamon roll, he's like, Dad,
I think I'm gonna lay on the couch. My stomach hurts.
I'm like, oh, no, ate too much candy. He's like
all right, and he goes and lays down. The other
two they're not phased by anything. Baby Box three has
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eaten every single piece of candy that he found and
he's still moving around like nothing. He ate a whole
cinnamon roll. Nothing. He's not even phased.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Sun. I dealt with this thirty five years ago, the
old stomach ache from the candy.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And then it's nine thirty and I go to Baby
Box on the couch. I'm like, hey, man, are you
gonna be able to go over to Miss Kels? And
he's like, my stomach wasn't feeling good, but I'm better now.
He pops up, He pops up, he pops up, man,
And I'm like, all right, all right, here we go.
So we go over there and.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Ray he's just trying to get out of church.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
We go to her house. She lives about a block
and a half. There's another family there. So there's three
families are Miss rock Keels and mister Terry's. And we're
there and they're like, all right, who's ready for a
n ees Ter egg hunt. I'm like, whoa, we're doing
another one. She's like, oh yeah, I set one up
for the kids. You know what we did. The Easter
bunny came earlier. But then I had some spare eggs
that I made specifically for just these kids, and it
(25:39):
was seventy two eggs. Hidden there was eight kids, three
sweet potatoes, eight apiece, and one golden potato wrapped in
silver statisticals.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
This is an eight point five apiece.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
And if you got a sweet potato, you got a prize.
If you got the golden potato, which was the one
wrapped in foil, you got the grand prize.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Wait, you guys wrapped potatoes over eggs.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
No, no, she just did a potato wrapped in foil.
That was the grand prize, special prize for this this hunt,
Miss Roquel, Okay, got it.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yes, So I.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Just had heard reports that people are gonna wrap potatoes
this year instead of eggs, and I thought maybe it
passed into your community.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
No, no, we didn't do that, not over there.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Ray. We got moats and a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
And so the kids just go bananas. They run around,
find eggs, finding the potatoes, find the sweet potatoes, find
the golden one. And then we have some egg castle rolls,
some muffins, some fresh pumpkin bread, that was still hot.
Some fruit kids playing games and all this. We're playing football,
and I mean we were there forever. And I look
(26:47):
at the clock and it's only eleven forty five am.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I gotta say, being a parent the one thing I'm
jealous of it you do more than we do on
the Bobby Bone Show before noon. Good gosh, lay on
a couch and watch Sports Center and watch them woke news.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
So to ask me how much playoff basketball I watched
this weekend, zero minutes.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Get didn't miss anything.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
The Thunder one by fifty, the Celtics one by half
of fifty.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Hey, you know what, they are blowed out? They all
got Hey, the theme of the first round is blowed out.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
NBA. I'm glad we got all kinds of parody. Man,
this is gonna be a competitive playoff.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I'm glad we have so many teams that make the
playoffs because the first round doesn't have blowed out. Blowed out.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Guys, if you're a trucker right now in America, go
to bed early, tune in the next couple weeks. You
can take them off because you don't need to watch
sports at night.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
So then we went home at like twelve thirty.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
All right, we've made it to the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
We made it to the afternoon and we survived. We
went to the afternoon and the kids have had nothing
but sweets the whole day. They wanted to ride their bikes,
some Morris. They rode bikes a little bit more, and
then at one o'clock I was like, look, guys, we
got to take a nap. No, no, no, nap. We're
not taking naps. We're not taking naps. We're not tired. Okay,
(28:07):
they're revolting, guys. Baby Box three needs to take a nap.
You guys can lay in your beds and just read books.
That's fine, we don't care. Just be quiet. Six minutes later,
all three of them out out and then me on
the couch.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
We did the same thing when we were a kid.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh man, it was a great easter.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
As much as things change, they never changed the same.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
It was a great Easter day. We'll take a break
and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
As much as things change, they never stay the same.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I hope you had a hoppy easter, man, Yeah, you ready?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Next topic, dude, You know the San Diego Padres are
the best team in baseball.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, I beg to differ.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Well, it must be just like anybody that is named
the San Diego Padres are the best team in baseball,
because I'm gonna tell you what, the San Diego Padres
of Nashville, Tennessee are by far the best coach pitch
team in the league. Really, we are phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Who is your Luis Ariaz on your team that got
knocked out at first and stretchered off.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Let me tell you how good we are. Ray, I
don't even know how they are. This good kid.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Teach him to run and then they'll fly.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
But in coach pitch, you're not supposed to get people out,
like it is very rare you get people out.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
So how do innings end?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
You bat around? No matter what?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
What is the point?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Ray? Saturday? First inning on defense, when we're in the field,
the San Diego Padres recorded three outs, three outs.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Which that never happens never. What are they the Rockies?
Speaker 1 (29:59):
The first one was a ground ball to baby box two.
It's second, more like pitcher second, like not too far
all the way deep a second, but he's up and
it's his buddy from his class, from his pre K class.
Henry hit the ball to him. He fields the ball
cleanly and he's about eight feet from first base. I'm like,
throw it to first, he said, Now I'll take it myself.
(30:21):
Ran the first tag the bag, go sit down.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Kid the feeder faster than the ball.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
He got his buddy out and he starts jumping up
and down, jumping up and down.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
You never forget your first out.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It was awesome. Then ground ball to the pitcher, throw
it to first. Ah got another out, sheeesh.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Then who is the pitcher? Ah, I didn't know if
it was one of your ten gus.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
No, no, no. And then there was a ground ball to
shortstop first and second ground ball to shortstop to baby
box tosses it to third baseman. He went to third
the third instead of throwing it across the diamond, higher
probability to get it out. Unbelievable. And dude, I'm telling you,
(31:11):
I had to pitch this weekend because the head coach
was gone. I'm the assistant coach.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Throw a little bit of mustard on it.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
And I was nervous because he's been a great pitcher
this whole time. He's been pitching amazing and the kids
have been smacking the ball. So I had to step
into the pitcher role, and I was like, oh my gosh,
I've got to throw strikes. I've got to throw strikes,
and throw strikes. Did I do it? Those kids were
smacking the freaking baseball. Our team can hit so well.
(31:40):
It's phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
So for those at home and in your trucks, the
t ball team is good. Coach pitch. The soccer team sucks, yes,
soccer soccer.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Hey, stinky pants team steaky pants, and soccer were terrible.
Got it, We're terrible, I mean just absolutely terrible. But
base ball, dude, we are phenomenal.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Do you think you got that from, kid?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I don't know where I got it, dude. I think
we just got blessed with some really good like players.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Well, kid got blessed with your brother. Saw him play
and I said, I want to draft him. Bat earth Box.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Looking good, Blue Jays looking good. Let's see it this way.
I called my mom on Saturday after the game and
I said, I need someone in the stands going looking good,
Padres looking good, because we are phenomenal. And every coach
we have played they are like, okay, bringing the ringers in. Wow,
(32:38):
how do you guys hit so well? And whoa defensive geniuses.
Look at those defensive wizards because we get so many outs.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Okay, Wizard of Waverley, Ozzie Smith. My question is, how
did they get this good? I don't know, right, I
didn't even play with them. They just got lucky bounces.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
They've just they know how to catch the ball and
they know how to throw it. And some of them
just have gotten so much better at hitting.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Well.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
To get too deep. Our parents now not playing with
their kids. These other teams have fathers that aren't home.
There's women just there and not being sexist, but the
women aren't playing catch with them like our fathers of yesteryear.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
That might be it. There's one kid on our team.
He's really good. He catches every ball you throw him,
and he hits it there. I mean he smacks it
like he's like, maybe he can play a couple of
ages up.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I think maybe you guys, team is the working class,
and these other teams have got the dads that aren't
at home, the dads that travel that the dads that
are with labels. They go out on a Thursday night
to a concert. They're drinking, they're going to work hungover.
They're getting a smash lunch at Del Frisco, and they're
not playing with the kid in the backyard, Like, kid, I'll.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Play with you till the sun goes down. I'll teach
you how to catch that ball. Looking't good? Play Jay,
Look can't good.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Yeah. And here's the thing. Before this game, we're playing
the Red Sox, and every dad on the Red Sox
is out there warming up with their kid throwing the ball.
You want to see what the Padres were doing. Yeah,
here's the padres man.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
What they're playing the banana boat in the outfield like
Lebron and Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
They're sitting on top of the fence, goofing off, climbing
back over and back over and back over the fence.
Dude playing with the flag poles back there. They're messing
with the flag, pulling it up and down.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
Keep them act.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
And these kids are over there with their gloves on
and throwing catching, And that's why I have no idea
how we're so good, but we figure it out.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Catching. Playing ketch with dad's always a blast. You don't
throw it perfect, you get yelled at. You accidentally throw
it over his head, you get yelled at me. You've
been throw a point where you're throwing put your glove
like this, do that.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
You throw it too low, you get yelled at. You
accidentally throw it when he's not looking, you get yelled at.
Man playing ketch with Pops is tough. If you don't
hit him in the chest, you're getting yelled at.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
I mean, it was just a phenomenal weekend the Padres.
I can't tell you enough how good. I mean, we're
just so good.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
So is it wins and losses or we just go
out there?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Uh, there are no wins, wins and losses, there's no
I was keeping track though, but I will tell you no, no, no,
it's not even keeping track. It's the fact that we
get so many outs. There's no way we can't win
because we don't get out. We hit the ball and
we don't get out.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Right. But I used to have a coaching basketball.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
He didn't keep score sixth grade, and he would say, hey,
al right, maybe it's fourth grade. Hey, I was guys,
we don't keep score. I kept scoring one by five.
Is there something like that going on?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
No, you can't, because like we only had like seven
players on Saturday to play, and they had eleven and
when you bat all the way through the lineup, they're
gonna score quote unquote eleven runs even though we got
three outs one inning. We got two outs another inning,
and two outs another inning, so we actually got people out.
They didn't get us out, but we only had seven players.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
So it's actually should almost be figured by.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Outs really basically, is how you would have to calculate it,
because he's I mean, you get the three outs, they
shouldn't have any more hitters, but I mean they still
hit through the lineup. It is so fun, dude, It's
just so exciting to see him hit the ball and
catch the ball. And I mean, it's just it's great.
And here's the thing. I'm not even that great of
a coach. I do need help, Like here's my I
(36:10):
was worried.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I said, are you doing a call here to try
and get people to come help you.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
No, no, no, that'll be later. Baby Box two just
turned five, and he could have done another year a
T ball, but I was like, let's make it convenient.
Let's put him in Baby Box on the same team.
So we have one practice, one game. It's simple. And
then I started getting nervous about man did I sign
him up for coach bitch too early because he is small,
(36:37):
he's just turned five, and is he gonna be able
to hit the ball when it's pitched to him? Ray.
My father in law even made a comment when he
was here over Christmas, like, yeah, I think you signed
him up too soon, man, I think coach bitch is
gonna be a little too over his head. Well, let
time tell father in law Phil, and I'm gonna say,
we are four or five games end of the season,
(36:59):
and you get five pitches and then you hit it
off the tee. If you don't hit it, baby Box
two has yet to go to the tee. He has
yet to go to the teeth. Not scared.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Hey, that's when you send a picture to Phil, Hey
think I made the right call? What do you think?
And it's him crushing the ball. That's all you do
just to silent little subtle nudge.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
There was a little FaceTime last night for Easter and
I may have said something about, Hey, don't worry about it.
I don't think he needed T ball. Maybe it wasn't
too soon to sign him up for some coach pitch
because the dude is smacking that ball. He's smacking it
and baby box. He doesn't never go to the tea either,
and it's been a phenomenal day.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
May pull the plug on YouTube soon.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, he's like that, What did you say? No, No,
I didn't say that loud, My bad. I was just
thinking something in my head.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
It was a great easter. It was a great easter,
great weekend. I mean, we're cutting the short. We're heading
home because I gotta go to the golf course. Man,
I gotta go meet this guy Steven. I don't know
who we're playing with. That's a blast because what I
enjoyed yesterday was golf. I want you to have that
ex same enjoyment, dude. The game of golf is beautiful
right now. It is so beautiful, like it's just a
great day. It's raining in Nashville. I'm gonna drive forty
(38:09):
five minutes down the road. He said, it's sunshiny down there,
and I can't wait. So I'm sorry Nation that this
pod is only forty minutes. But that's what we have
to do. Sometimes we have to choose ourselves. And I
hope you understand that. I hope you can respect that.
And hey, if you have the hookup in Austin. I
need a golf course next Friday of the second.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
I want you to experience the same quotes that we
had yesterday when I almost got a hole in one
and Justin then.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Paser goes, rad, did you get a hole in one?
And Justin goes, no, it's fifty yard short. Thanks Justin,
wait to take the magic out of that one. I
want you to have the same excitement and stuff when
we go me duck hooking or slicing to the right
and the left. I want you to have that exact
same excitement when on a par four Justin hit it
all the way on the green and his eyes are
so bad he thought it was fifty yard short. He goes,
(38:52):
it wasn't that great of a shot. He hit it
on the green for eagle, got par. But anyways, I
want you to have that same excitement.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Thanks man. I can't wait to do it, man, hopefully
let's see. Oh yeah, swing feels good, swings feels good.
Oh God, to do the battery thing all right? Yeah,
it's okay. Is there a playoff basketball tonight? I mean, wow,
that was a lot of fun, Luca. He looked amazing.
I mean, he did look good, but Lakers poof told
him that was gonna be a Lakers lose. Lakers lose,
(39:18):
all right,
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