April 4, 2025 • 48 mins
In this episode Ray and Lunchbox discuss the storms that have been rocking Nashville this week and how they were able survive. Ray has come up with a genius idea on how The Sore Losers are going to win $1,200 and let's just say it is tied in with The Masters next weekend. We also look at how some people live the best life with nothing to do and we try to book a tee time at the local muni for this weekend. Plus the it's time for the Final Four with Duke, Houston, Auburn, and Florida down in San Antonio. Who's going to win it all?
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Why didn't you tell me, dude, I'm just glad to
be here. It has been a rough couple of days. Roof, No,
not roof rough, oh rough rough.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I've heard all about it on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I mean no, I lost power again last night.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We did two for one second. It sucked.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We lost power went Wednesday night, and then we lost
power Thursday night, like sitting there making dinner and there
goes the power and it was out for about an
hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Sheeesh.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So it's just been I mean, oh, dude, how does.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Your grid go down in the city when the country's
just recession proof.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think probably a tree fell hit the wire. I
think they came out and fixed the wire and whatever
they did, didn't they didn't do a good enough job,
and that's why it went out again. I would assume
that was what it was. And my three year old
did say, I'm gonna tell the workers. You didn't fix it, right,
all right, dude, go tell them.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Don't you damn tell on me? Boy? You got our
family trust.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh man. But yeah, what I'm so tired.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Because in the country. Baser's parents are five miles from us,
and they always oh, power has been out us. We're
banging wi Fi. I got Metaverse on my head, I
got the laptop up, my phone. WiFi is just blasting.
I'm like, oh damn you guys. Is dark there? Oh
baser got I have too much WiFi. I might be
stealing some of the neighbors WiFi. I even got a text.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I even got a text from my internet service saying, hey,
we noticed you're having an internet trouble. Would you like
us to fix it. I'm like, there's nothing you can do.
Idiots like the powers out.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We're done.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Like thank you, though, But I do like that they
text me and they were on it. I didn't even
have to contact them and say, hey, my internet's out.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
They knew I love to be cheap at times, you
can contact them and get discounts if the days that
you didn't use it. Really, I mean, it's probably a
dollar or two or two saved dollar to.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Earn, right, isn't that what they say?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh my gosh, I'm also the guy man that waits
at gas stations and only gets gas once a day.
Unless I had the Kroger. Discounts are up to fifty
cents or a dollar. That's smart.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's like when you go to Walgreens man the corner, healthy,
healthy and happy. I'm gonna wake up here in a minute. Uh,
And they're like, oh, you have a dollar would you
like to use that today?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I would like to have a dollar credit. I'd like
to use that. Why would I save it? But it's
because like you enter your phone number when you buy
something and they give you discounts every once in a while,
they're like, you have a three dollar credit, would you
like to use it?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
When else would I use it? Why would I not
use it today? Hell? Yeah, give you that three dollars
a baby.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's smart. Yeah, I want to use it. Who knows
what's gonna happen to Fluffy in the next week. She
freaking chases every bird and squirrel she sees. Yes, use
the fourteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Give it to me, baby, I could die.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
In the parking lot right now going out to my
car with this cat litter. Yes, I want all fourteen
of them dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So I have no idea what's been going on in sport?
Has anything been happening?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, Man, it's been in a dark period.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Like the Final Four, Like it's sort of like the
Super Bowl. It feels like it has no buzz.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, I mean, don't even get me started. It's gonna
get political. Right, we better start this, Oh, we better
start it. Yeah, Arnold is still in San Antonio. He
told me where's the river and where's the walk? And
I said, it's the main river in San Antonio.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Just look for it right downtown. Man runs right through downtown.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, anyways, he walked down some drainage ditch and he
thought that was the river walk. He said, he got
his shoes all soaked wet, and I guess he got
to cost it by a homeless person. Yeah, he's not
in the right spot because I said, is there Dick's
last resort and he said, yes, I have my out.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh yeah, because if there's homeless people, then you know
you're in the wrong spot. Because the Riverwalk the homeless
i'd allowed to sleep there. That's the one good thing
about the river Walk.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
They clean them out.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, I mean, they have people that patrol and so
there's no homeless people sleeping unless there wasn't back in
the day, or maybe I was just drunk and didn't
realize there were homeless people sleeping there. But that was
about you know, a long time ago, haven't been in
a while. Maybe the real walk's nice now.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't know. They probably don't patrol out front of
our building because the count is now up to five people.
I have to walk over on my way to the
gym every day.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, they definitely don't, And they definitely don't mcbangers across
the street. They don't patrol that area because they are.
I mean, it's like a war zone.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Hey John, Hey Mark, Hey Sally morning. Oh Danny are
you okay? Oh okay, just looking like a flamingo? All
good guys, Off to the gym. See you on the
flip side.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh man, we gotta do it live. Oh the one
two three sore loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I gave you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Sports genius, y'all it says. And I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with a country girl baser. We have two
point two acres, two point two kids at Vanderbilt Clinic.
Justin checks on him every single day. Lunch over to you.
I think I just have a brunch planned, maybe some
Final four. Other than that, a relaxing weekend. Ray. There's
been a lot of flooding.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I mean there's been rain, rain, rain, and more rain
less sane.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Again, have you seen the flooding videos?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Dude? Hey smeed, Ray, Holy hell, Ray, I hate tell you.
Wednesday night, I play indoor soccer, Dude. Playoffs were this Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What'd you guys do? Indoor floaties?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Uh? But they said, oh, you know, games canceled because
you know the weather coming in.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We don't want people driving.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, I don't think we're gonna have games next week.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Ray. Oh dude, you're at that gym.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I've seen that video.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's all over the internet. It's at Boost gym or something. Yeah,
that's where the indoor is. Dude.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I don't think we're going to finish the season, man,
I think the season is canceled.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Commenters were getting on it and they said it was
I think it's some popular fitness joint in that part
of town. And people were saying, well, now you can
just do indoor swimming to get a workout. Guys, too soon,
are so wrong, and also you feel bad for the business.
They have insurance. They should one hundred. I'm telling you
if they're if you're in that low lying area, you
gotta have flood insurance.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I mean, that's where a lot of the birthday parties
are because they have a gymnastics gym attached to it,
and so that.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Has to be flooded. I mean that they're going to
rip out everything. And that leads me to my question.
I say that so confidently. I mean, do I have
tornado damage coverage? I say, oh, they must have flood insurance. Well,
I don't even know. Actually, if I have tornado coat,
they've got to have flood insurance.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Because they have a little creek that runs through the
parking lot and it's pretty cool, like you walk over
a bridge, it's like, oh man, you're walking in it's
peaceful to hear the you know, running water. But dude,
and the best part of that video is the soccer
ball goes floating by.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So that shows you that was your complex over there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Man, So I don't know if we're gonna win the
championship this season.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Did you see that? Was me on my drive home yesterday.
Stop the whole on feeder, it's gonna go away. Oh,
the whole feeder ramp is flooded.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I had to turn around and go up to like
the next exit and then up the way. And then
I just took a picture and sent it to the neighborhood.
I was like, hey, guys, don't go this way. I
guess unless you have a boat, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And then I saw this and I tell me it
is real golf course.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
No, it's McCabe's underwater.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Someone told me that, but I never saw the video.
Look at this. Tell me if this is real.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I said it out loud. Whatever, it's not opening for
six months. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The local communi is it's it's uh, it's Curt and
call man.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Look at this guy.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Look what this dude caught in the water in front
of his house.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
He caught a big old fish just in the street.
It's about a two foot cart. I mean that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
There you go here is uh the unnamed local muni.
Oh the greenway is unwatered. Oh my god, that is.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Number four middle the whole Faaraway's John.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's all the way into five faraway.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Go to that work.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
That is that's where I go sledding coacher, you know
the par five on the back end that there's no
fairway anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Now you just go from the I guess you can
basically drive it and then there's just the green. There's
no fairway anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Eventually it recedes, right, yeah, it'll go down.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, but we're supposed to get more rain this weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's the problem. Wow. And I believe they said it
was forty eight hour with the biggest flood in national history.
I guess there was one back in the day, but
in twenty ten, the one that flooded all Lower Broadway.
Everybody knew about it, national news outlets that one had
thirteen inches in two days. We've received five inches in
two days.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
We've only received five inches. And this is what happens. Yeah,
Like so it is double. This is what caused all
the Lower Broadway to flood. I used to always think,
oh my gosh, floods, like that's so crazy, how does
that happen? But after Wednesday night and into Thursday, I
was driving and I was like, now I see how
floods happened, because this is ridiculous hard rain. It's not
(09:28):
like just a drizzle for seven hours. It was a
downpour for seven hours.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And these get workers were in their maintenance van. What
do they call those white vans?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Chester Chester Monster.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
He was in one of those, and he obviously was
going to it looked like a paint job. So some
workers in there, Hey, we're gonna go paint somebody's house.
And the person on the other side was going, don't go,
don't go. There's no egy can find the video. Don't go,
don't go. And so these guys had to get to
their paint job. They're going good, two feet three feet
(10:03):
about five feet in they're going and then just started spinning.
They go get out, swim they made they may have
made it a car length and then after that it
swept him away.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I believe did they get out.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I believe they got out. The video cuts off. It's
not it's I'm not saying it's a roaring whitewater rapid,
but enough to take their vehicle. Hopefully they got out.
They lost all their paint equipment, so they didn't get
to the job. No, so that house didn't get painted
in bell Meade. But now you know all the low
lying areas. Now I know, oh by my house, all right,
(10:38):
so that's lower level. And then I think about it
going to my house, there's an ascension, So I guess
that's good because if you're going up a hill, your
place is never gonna flood. And the ones that have
flooded is the lower lying the Green Hills, Bell Meads.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I know this is very regionalized right now, but just
give us a second where people are dealing with flooded
out homes.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Dude, speaking of Chester Moluster vans. So, my dad drove
our whole lives. He would paint houses, remodel houses. And
there was this chick. We were playing co ed softball
when we were adults. You know, we were kind of
doing our thing, me and her and yeah, and so she,
you know, joined up on the team. And I'm walking
into her car and I'm like, hey, where'd you park,
(11:20):
you know, and we're walking shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh, I'm up here by the.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Chester and Moluster van. I was like, that's my dad's van.
She's like, oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. I'm dude,
parents have a bad car.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's never good.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It was so funny. Then she and my dad played
on the softball team with her. He was on the
co ed team. It was just hilarious. When she was like, oh,
I'm up here by the Chester Moluster van. I'm like, oh,
that's my dad's van, and she was I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean like, I didn't mean he's a molester.
I'm like, it's fine, I've got the whole jokes, my
whole life.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
The opposite of that. One time my dad went on
a forest trip and it was in the snow. So
he came back and he had us no machine on
the back of his truck. Yeah, and he pulled it
up to fourth grade, let's say, and picked us up.
All my friends freaked out. That is so cool, snow machine.
Your dad's carrying a snow machine. I was the coolest
kid in school because of my dad's vehicle. That is
pretty cool, I know, but I never even I never
(12:16):
even got to ride it. But I guess he was
coming from work and we didn't even own it. The
work owned it, but it was just because my dad.
It just looked cool to kids, and so then from
then on they're like, we should go ride on that
snow machine. I don't even think I really own it.
I don't Dad doesn't even let me drive it.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't even know how to operating guys. I'll be
honest with that's the first time I've ever seen it.
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
When you guys saw it, I was in the dark too,
because didn't know where it came from.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Hey, when you guys said snow machine, I was like, Oh,
that's what that thing is. I'd never you know, my
dad did never show me this kind of stuff. It's
like my dad, we would ride. He had a van
and he had the two front seats and then everything
in the back there was no seats. We sat on
five gallon paint buckets, and so you would be just
sitting back there on the paint buckets and we'd get
to where we're going, and people would be standing outside
(12:58):
the van and you'd open the sliding on the side
and here we'd pop out, like, what up, dude, Cloud car,
Cloud car? You know Forest Chess Day, Aaron, you know everybody.
That's that's how we rode to soccer practice, baseball practice
on the five gallon paint buckets.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Hey, I know this is foreshadowing later on in the show.
I've got to tell you about something. Masters Week is
next weekend. Oh, I can't wait. I didn't know if
you knew, now, I knew that. But there's at Valero
this weekend. Dude, there's a competition you and me have
to do. Oh I'm not talking soccer.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I'm not talking I assume you're talking masters.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm not talking some drinking contest at a bar quiz
that they do on Tuesday nights. Something that is right
down our alley. What and it's next Friday, and I
need you to be in. Okay, I'm in. I don't
even know what it is, but we're teasing it.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
We're teasing it, all right. Just tell me they're not
gonna You're not gonna tell me right now? All right, Well,
then I guess we'll take a break. I mean, this
may have been the most boring first segment in the
history of Sore Losers podcast history. But guys, just let
me tell you. There is water everywhere and everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And remember we're trying to avoid the threshold of thirteen inches,
because that's when Broadway you can no longer drink on it.
Right now, we're at five inches. Actually we might be
at about six.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, because it did rain overnight and then it is
not supposed to rain at all today. Oh tomorrow, looking good,
up until I believe eight chance of rain, like my
kid's tea ball game.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Is it rained out tomorrow? Yeah? For sure. Right, there's
no way that field dries, No way because it's dirt.
So it's a lot different golf courses for whatever reason,
they errate them and they can maybe get dried out
in a couple. Baseball fields are tough.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Right, And it's not like they're gonna go out there
and drag the field. No, Like it's a tee ball field.
They're not gonna get out there and try to like
make it nice.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Rather, are they gonna put some quick dry down, maybe
get it in. And I mean as a kid's softball,
tea ball, cancel it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's coach pitch.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
But the Repedo bats nowadays, Mit Graduate designed them.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We'll take a break and I can't wait to hear
what I gotta do next Friday. We'll be right back.
You want it, I do?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I want it? This came across the wire and they
got emailed to me. Just wanted to sound more important
than it is. Here we go. I don't want people
to sign up for this, so I'm gonna keep it vague.
Join us for our Masters par three tournament. Oh great.
We gotta actually really do it before the pod because
(15:33):
people are gonna sign up available to the first twenty
five teams. You gotta listen to the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I'm listening.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Nine holes, par three, two person scramble next Friday, five pm. Shotgun.
Here's what's interesting about m are. We gonna get it
in before night, and it's that that's the green feat
So it's twenty five each would be fifty dollars green
(16:02):
feet cartfeed is what it includes, closest to the pen prizes,
light refreshments, and we get to chill in their fireside
room after the match, and you can win three hundred
for third, four hundred or at twenty five? What's twenty
five times fifty? Hold on, hold on, I'm doing the
mass statistical sinson.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Twenty five times fifty is about a twelve hundred.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
So yeah, four hundred for first, three hundred per second,
two hundred per third.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Oh where is this at?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Dude? You know, I don't know, not the flooded Muni,
the other one. But here's the kicker.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
That's not even it.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
This is the kicker. How do they have nine par threes?
So that would have made any sense? I guess they're
just shortening to.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I guess they're just gonna stick a stick in the
middle of.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The fairway, which sounds terrible, sounds stupid, but I'm in okay.
And then this is where it gets interesting. Guys, get
ready for the boot. Right up your butt. This is
the kicker. It's your team scramble score. I haven't played
well lately. You've played great? No no, no, no, no,
am i am I'm back to being terrible.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Okay, Well, I played a couple of rounds great, and
then now I can't hit the ball.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Man. Well, this is where it's in our favor because
it's your team scramble score plus PGA Tour Player Masters
score from Saturday. Your score will be combined with the
pro score on Saturday, and that determines the winners. Which
pro team picks the pro from a hat after completion
(17:37):
of the round on Friday. So if we suck like
this draw Scottie Scheffler, we could win seven hundred, twelve hundred,
twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Dude, let's go. Why would we not do it?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Even if we're of the worst golfers on the court.
My god, we will be saved by the hat on
Friday Night unless we draw like uh oh, young young kid,
Danny Willett, Danny Nass sucks. Who's some other guys You
don't want Glover, the will it guy's the one that
won it won. You don't want Tiger. Oh my gosh,
(18:14):
she's done. Bubba Watson. I haven't heard anything about him
in about five years, so you definitely don't see him.
Oh is he gonna live? Phil Mickelson, No, I don't
want him. Came out with all his gambling debts. He
came out with a clothing line and you never heard
of him since. And he puts plus ten at every
tournament he's in, So you don't want to draw him.
You get Scheffler, Oh my god, you get this Shambo,
(18:36):
You get Kopka. You're gonna win this sucker or used
to do an awesome score. We win that, then we
can get a will It. We can get a NA
we can we can get a.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hole in one every hole and we still lose.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
We can get a seponth Theologian and still win it.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Because listen, this thing is gonna it's from five. It
can't go longer than an.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Hour, nine holes, and it gets arc at six thirty
six forty five, So I'm.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Saying, now it gets dark later than that.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Now, hey, the real question is can pace a play?
Can you and even play a hole that quickly?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Dude can get No? No, because it's a par three, Dude,
it's gonna take us three shots max, four five, six.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Twenty five teams. They do a shotgun start.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, twenty five teams, they'll spread us out. No, no, no, no,
it's easy. There's well, there's two teams per.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Hole, so that's eighteen Okay, then well it cuts it
in half, so that's twelve teams. What if they do
a shotgun start, everybody starts at a different hole with
another team, and then you can just rotate us as
we do the hole.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I'm just trying to think that that's the only
way to do it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
We only have an hour and forty five minutes to
play nine holes. That's pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
No, no, it's hard. Three listen, par three why are
you not here?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Par five easily could take us twenty to thirty minutes.
Par three take about eight minutes, and it's a scramble.
So it's better shot. We both drive and then we
take our better one second shot, So I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Gonna be right next to the pins.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
We'll just be putting. Every freaking time I had the option,
you were justin. I had to go with you.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Well, thank you me and justin.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
There's no way we cracked twenty. I mean that's even
a number.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
God, that would be odd.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Where is this at my course? I'm in, I'm in,
No McCay dude, the flooded one. That's why they're doing it.
There's only part threes left. Did you hear that? That
was like the pro on the phone. Yeah, Uh yeah, Boss.
I came to work this morning and uh, you know
that fairway on the fourth yep, I get the tree.
(20:44):
I understand you need him to mow it. I listen,
I got something to tell you, Boss. The fairway on
four is gone. It doesn't matter about the tree and
the shrubs. The people have been complaining about the sand
trap on five.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It's out to see boss, That's what I'm trying to
tell you. He's on the phone and reportager.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You know, hey, bos you know we spent all off
season building that new green Well. Bad news man, it's
down the Cumberland.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It's gone, long gone. Yes, I understand, you want me
to air rate and we're handling all the traps on four.
I understand that, boss, but you just listen to me.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
There's a river on the fourth fairway.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
No, no, no, no, I understand. Yes, yes, we have
the water hazard there on three. I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about four, five and six are a water hazard.
Every shot is a lost ball. The news cameras are
all there doing it. Really Yeah, somebody's misery and because
you can see it's a drone taking it. And then guys,
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please just give them a moment. They just lost. After course,
that sucks. Just like over here, we had an accident
last night. Oh what winds? The road closed? We all
the news cameras. I guess still had to do their
five am hits.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Now I'm probably still doing some investigating.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
And it's like, guys, people died, do we really need
to do the four am news beat? I mean, give it,
give it a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Well that's what they do, that's what the news does.
It's they're so gross, it's so weird. But if there
is death, they want to be there longer because they
want to cover it more like if it was just
a regular accident.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Not that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
But when people die, it's like, oh my gosh, we
got we gotta cover this, cover this, cover this. How
awkward is that for the families that died.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, everybody involved, especially it was just as simple taxi
ride ins like that.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You never know. Yeah, And I mean, speaking of golf,
I went and play golf the other day, man, and
I'm terrible again.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Just let you know.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I hit maybe two fair ways.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'm curious when you squeeze it in because we've had
five and a half inches of rain in the past
three days.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well, I fitted in on Tuesday because I looked at
the weather and it was the only day that it
wasn't going to rain. So I squeezed it in on Tuesday.
And I was like, just thankful for golf. I was
just I need to be thankful for golf. Now that
I see the local communis underwater, I should just be
so thankful for golf. But it was so hard of
a day for me to play golf. Everything was left, right, left, right.
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I hit two fairways one, I hit the drive straight.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
You hit every fairway when we played with you. I
understand Ray it's changed. That was five days ago exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That is how fickle golf can be.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Man, you were great, and I don't want to choose
my partner anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
The second fairway I hit was only because I hit
it off a tree out of bounds and it bounced
back into the fairway. It counts, he counts. No one
knows that that's how you hit a fairway.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
But that was it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Those were my two fairways hit the entire day. It
was a disaster. But that's not even the bad part
of it. It's not that I scored a one hundred
on the dot. Fine, I suck, I get it. It
was the little kid in front of me playing golf
with his damn mom spring break. I don't know what
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he was doing. He was taken for ever, and I
mean we are just sitting there waiting and waiting and
waiting and waiting. There was times that there was two
groups waiting on the tea box, and I understand there
was a group of four in front of him that
were pretty slow. But this dude had his mom. He
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would drive the cart. Mom would sit in the cart.
She would film every single shot, probably on cake. Every
shot he took, she filmed it for him. She would
get down on the ground when he's putting and lay
on the green and set the phone up so it's
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at a perfect angle to film his stupid gulf shots.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
What's with all these MILFs that are going with their kitchen?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He was in a milf. Oh, she was a wolf ray,
she was a mame cougar. She wasn't a milk. She
was more like, oh, I don't know what. No, I
don't even know how to call it, what to call her?
But anyway, then he would put and he would miss,
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and he'd go back and put again until he made it.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's uncalled for, uncalled for when people are behind you
can't do the multiple shots. That's only for a Tuesday
afternoon when it's you and justin.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Correct And random dude with me is like, well, what
good is it if he misses and then he just
shoot it again?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Like you didn't tell us about this random?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I was with two randoms. I was complaining to them
the whole time. Can you believe that laying on that No.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
They were like, they were like, do they not understand
what we're doing? That they're they're They were like, we
understand there's a group in front of them, but to
film every shot, like where is he putting this crap
and it's not like he's hitting great shots. And then
the one guy's like, so you just film every shot
and then he didn't make it, So why are they
just shooting it again? I said, that's the beauty of
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social media. He edits it and looks like he makes
every dang putt.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
And you were loving these dudes. I can already tell
they were complaining, like you, yes, Ray, they're my new boys,
Mark and Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
They were right up my alley man, and we were
just like, this is out of controls.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Trumpy year old man. Love the boys club we've formed
here today.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
It was just we were just sitting there, going, how
is it taking this long to play a round of golf?
Like there's no one out here. It's supposed to be
a Tuesday, just relaxed, and we are waiting on fourteen
year old freaking idiot taking a film of every shot
on the tea box. We watch them one left, oh
dude again, one right there, another one. It was so annoying,
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and then after four edits Dreno, he's the best golfer
on the planet. He edits a hole in one. It
was so annoying. And if you ever do that, I mean.
The problem was we could never get on the tea
box with him because we had a three and he
was one, so we could never catch him exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Oh so moms was just filming. She was just filming.
She wasn't hitting anything. So I would say, he's almost
because the four is stopping him and you guys three aren't.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
But he needs to play through the foursome. He needs
to get ahead of them. So that was on him.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
For anybody trying to learn from this, he's as a one,
you gotta get through the fork, and then you guys
as a three, they're not. Four is not gonna let
you through. It's fine, but there shouldn't be as much
of a backed up log.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
When you see me standing on the tea box. You
cannot put four freaking times on a par three like
you missed it. Put the other putt. Don't mark your
ball and take it back to where it was and
put again.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I just thought of this. I was chipping with my
cousin there Go. I wasn't playing. I just chipped. I
went on a Saturday randomly chipped and my cousin was there.
I said, what I've took a picture and Justin goes,
are you serious you went and f and played golf today.
I was like, I was chipping, saw my cousin took
a picture. Oh okay, my cousin is really good. I
would say he's just as good as Eddie. Really yeah,
because he plays all the time. He'll even go to
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Scottsdale and play. He's a fire guy. So when he
gets done, when he gets done at Garst, he goes
and plays golf every day. He lives on legacy.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
He's a what he's a fire guy.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Fire guy, and then he works it be my fire guy, firefighter.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
And he works at Garst, Gars.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Works on the farm.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And so I think he meant Gar's bar. No, not
the bar, sorry, thank you, so done. Firefighting goes in golfs.
Done at Gars at four, goes in golfs. He golfs
all the time. With all that said, Bro drives on
onto people like it's nobody's business. I was sitting there chipping.
He was at number one. There were guys in the.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Fairway and he's driving. Gode Lunch would have had a
heart attack. You don't let us drive unless somebody's three
hundred yards away.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well, there's no point.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's also the thing, not trying to prove anything out there,
because you're still gonna have to wait for him.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
You're gonna have to wait, And what's the chance that
they are two hundred and thirty yards in front of
you and you get a hold of one and you
hit it into him. Then you have a confrontation, you
have a fight, everybody's pissed. Then they start going slower
on purpose. Nothing is accomplished. So if you're gonna have
to wait anyway, why not wait untill they're three hundred
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yards out?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Cuzzo on one people were probably two thirty out. He
just Cuzzo doesn't care. Oh Cuzzo. Guzzo hits it far
left luckily. Next guy, I thought, oh, Maybecuzzo knew those
guys or he's just being funny. No, next guy in
Cuzzo's group, he tries right into him too. They didn't
give a crap. See that's scary, man. But Cuzo's jagged,
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so Cuzzo's not gonna get That's another thing.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Becuzzo's like, hey, man, maybe he's looking for some little fight.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Maybe Cuzzo after a long day at guards, he's in
a bad mood drive.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
He's like, come mess with me.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I think actually Cuzzo knew that he couldn't hit it
too forty. He knew that he was just trying to
clear the little trench at the bottom, and so he
was actually fine with twenty yards of leeway. He was fine.
And you gotta get props if that is honestly, because
then his buddy.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
They just ran. They never know the wind to bounce
off the cart path. You have no idea. It's like
when I was playing at Lion's Municipal way back in
the day.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Would you like a drink token? You can drink two
for the price of one.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
And I'm in the fair way and I'm bout ready
to hit, and all of a sudden, this ball bounce
bounce right by me, and I'm like, who is this
jackass that's gonna drive it into me?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
It was Eddie.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And the person I'm playing with, his name is Bones.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Because I beg you won't say.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Nothing to that dude, I said watch this, and I
stand there and I wait.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Dude comes up and I was like, oh hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Pat Green? Pat Green?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
What the low key flex?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
He's like, oh man, sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Didn't realize you guys were up here. That was it.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I mean, Pat Green drove the golf ball into me
and I was ready to confront him, and then it
was I was like, how's going man?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
A hit into turned in to be a country superstar.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Pretty freaking cool, Lions Municipal. I'll never forget that day.
I'm in the Lions a long time. Is it still around?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I'd love to go play that course. Never even heard
of it. Last one I played out there?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
You never played Lions?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Played Bluebonnet.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's gone now, how subdivision? Dude?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Let me tell you about Lions.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It was the first course I ever played.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I played golf in Austin twice, dude. Really it was
way too hot and I wasn't I didn't even know
what to play. I taught myself how to play the game. Well,
I didn't even know how to hit a ball. Yeah
you still don't.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, man, playing the scramble, man, Yeah, let's go play
that scramble next Friday.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Now you're gonna win, that sucker. I taught myself that
I hit a ball.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I played Lions, mean know that a municipal with Rusty
Shelton in high school. I'd never played golf. He's like, oh,
you should come golfings. I borrowed someone's clubs. I had
no idea, and I mean on that first tea box,
I couldn't even hit the ball. I mean it like denk,
like two feet like swinging and missing. The ball's not moving,
and Rusty I'll never forget this. I was like, here, man,
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let me show you how. And he steps up and whoop,
and he hit it three feet in the air like
like it went straight up and came down on the
tea box. And he's like, oh, that's not how it's
supposed to go. And then we get to the first tee.
We get to the first green and I want and
we're carrying our clubs because we're sixteen years old. And
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I walk up and I just lay my clubs right.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
In the middle of the green. No etiquette, no idea,
wearing a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
And I mean, I thought Rusty was gonna lose his cry, No, what.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
What are you doing? You can't just that's gonna damage
the green. He grabs my clubs. I'm like, I've never
played man, Sorry about that, but that was my first
golf experience and that course was so freaking hard, and
now I want to go back, and I want to
know is it really that hard? Like was it really
that hard? Or was I just didn't know how to
play golf.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I want to go see the Texas State Course because
that's where I learned how to play golf. That course
is easy, isn't it? Is it still there? I was
gonna say it was really hard to see how large. No, dude,
that course was impossible for me.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Every course was impossible for me.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I didn't know how to play golf. The last one
you took me to was impossible. You know how many
times me and Justin have said, I'll never go back
to that Cuzzo. I told Cuzzo about it. Guess what
Cuzzo says, Yep, played it once. Firefighters get a half
off on Tuesdays. I'll never go. He said, that course
you hit in the fairway and it's off a cliff.
I said, damn right, Cuzo, that course is miserable. Lunch
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is an idiot. Wude takes us to the Masters on
a random Friday with a windstorm. No.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I tried to take this to another course, and Justin said,
it's not in good shape. Dang it so I said, okay,
here's this course, and he goes book it. I said,
all right, I'll book it. I didn't know it was
gonna be that bad, even though I'd played it before.
We'll take a break. After this break, I got something
to tell you.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I was gonna say that there's a prank call we
gotta do.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Okay, we're right back. What what's the prank call?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
We call the flooded course?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Hey man, I was looking to play the North Course.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
They can't. They can't answer. They can't answer, they can't answer.
I mean there's no way. They have way too, they
have sandbags.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
They'd like to the North Course today or say tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, how's it going. I'd love to play the North
Course tomorrow. Let's say nine am. I got me and
three buddies and let's go carts please.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Well, we're not sure what's anthon right now. Right now,
it's that holes walking on this out. I'm not sure
what's going to be happening tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well, are you guys offering discounts on the North just
because it is flooded out?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I mean I'll play the first three holes. I just
love how those the layout is honestly, except for the river.
But the first three are great.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yep they are. But yeah they're there. They were underwater yesterday. No,
I'm not sure when it. I mean, our superintendent's got
to come back in and tell us when it's ready
to go. So I'm not sure what's happening tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
All right, Well just book can you do, Randy. Let's
do nine thirty am tomorrow if you would.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I don't want to see uh tomorrow's books. So I
mean tomorrow would become uh the uh a walk up
night and first come, first service.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
All right, we'll see then.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, I'll do that, and in the meantime, y'all get
to sandbagging and y'all get to canoeing. Man be safe, godspeed,
thank you. He actually answered the phone. His whole course
is underwater, coach. They just lost a month of revenue,
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and he says, I don't know if we can get
you in, buddy, I just saw a video on the internet.
You don't have a fourth of your course.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
There's a dear the sadness in his voice.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
There's a walk on nine available that has to be soggy,
shopping wet in swampland.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
He said, right, now we're just doing the nine holes
on the South. Excuse me, you're actually open for business, buddy, Dude,
we've had six inches of rain in the last thirty
eight hours.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
How are you open for business? I set this up
as a prank call, and you're telling me you guys
are still trying to make money off of the Vandy Bros.
Your course, I saw it on the news, Dude. It
looks like the Gulf of America. Oh my god, that dude.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
We should have known.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
They're a bunch of money hunger sons.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I can't believe. But dude, I felt.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Like I said Randy three bros.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
No, I felt bad halfway through that call because he
sounded so down in the dumps.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Don't feel bad for and they're still open trying to
make money off the public.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
No, he said this was did he goes?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Man? I don't. I don't know when that's gonna be open. Man.
He did at time sound like he lost a loved one.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That's what I mean, like, maybe we don't realize how
attached to these courses they are.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
What's he gonna go do sleep with number seven tonight?
I don't know. But when the guy loses virginity on
the whole five like, who cares?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Man?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Grass re grows, throw some more sand down, answers the phone.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Actually, I can't believe they're open.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Dude, Why are you guys not out on I don't
know a ration machines something getting fans blowing? Uh sand is.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Anty restoration company. They're not trying to dry out the
drywall when you have a flood. Tell me this why nature,
Why is an employee in the clubhouse. You need to
have all hands on deck. Everybody's trying to get that
water off the course. There needs to be nobody in
the pro show. How are they gonna get that water
off the course? They're gonna have to wait for the
river to go down, the creek whatever, and it's gonna
have to recede. It may be down already open through
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the prey call. We gotta go play this thing. I
mean there is and if anybody is out there playing
this course right now, you're an idiot. You're just playing
in mud. There is no way you can hit.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
A shot, so South is the only one opened. There
has to be parts of the South that if you
didn't hit a perfect shot, you're gonna go in the river.
I don't think the river just touches the north.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I don't know. That's unbelievable. This may be our worst
podcast ever. But that's tell you right now when you write,
before you get to I know, I know, I know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
That's probably still you're gonna run into it. They did
not give me any heads up about the river. That's unlawful.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Now I want to talked about like we have a
terrible life because my wife is working on something with
the elementary school PTA PTO whatever it's called. I don't
know what it is, parent teacher or whatever.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Terrible life, lots of strife.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
She hits up the PTA president yesterday at like four
o'clock and the girl's like, oh my gosh, like you
have so many questions. And my wife's like, what, no,
I'm trying to you know, we're doing this auction thing.
I'm trying to, you know, make sure I have all
the details correct I'm telling people. And she goes, girl,
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I started sipping the wine at noon, like do you
have no chill? And my wife's like, what is this
serious right now?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Actually yes, it's like, oh, you know, I'm just trying
to have you know, and she goes, I'm not about
to go to happy hour. It's four o'clock. I've been
sitting on the wine at the house since noon. I'm
gonna go to happy hours, So like, can you hold
your questions? And my wife's like okay, And I think
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she drunkenly realized she kind of was kind of rude.
She edited the text me like, I really appreciate your questions,
but I'm headed to happy hour. Can you can you
send them to me tomorrow because I may forget tonight.
I'm like, what kind of life where you're sipping the
wine at noon hitting the happy hour at four?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Will?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I mean, is the head of the PTA the best
job in the world.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
None of these people got to go into an office anymore.
They started drinking it too.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
But she started bashing my wife as my wife is,
She goes, do you not have any chill?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
That's a little gen z or uzing in.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
That is a little bit of like, wow, man, having
a good time. I'm on the booze. So now I'm
gonna see this PTA PTO president. I'm gonna be like
that shit likes to drink, right, man.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Getting some stuff accomplished on a Thursday your wife's trying
to make power moves and she's hitting her with drinking
now and headed to happy hour. May not remember to
text or call back?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, so can you just like re send those questions tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Hey bones, hey man, been sipping on a little bit
of whiskey. Baser wants to do happy hour. She's driving.
May not send in any prep stuff tonight? Like cool?
Is that no chill? All right?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Man?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
See you on Friday?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Do you not have any chill? Man?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh? Man?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Should we talk? Final four? I guess we'll take a break.
We'll be right back. This is the worst pot we've
ever done.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Coach, I think it's been great. You're showing yourself short.
I don't know. It's all over the place, but here
we go.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Is Duke gonna lose?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
No? The cute answer is, oh, Auburn has a chance. No,
they don't. I watched them all.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Hey, hold on, Auburn's at least playing with the swag
they played with in the regular season swag.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
But Brooms hurt his nuts in his elbow, but he said,
there's no restrictions. He's good to go. You've been watching
Sports Center. That was my political thing. I was gonna say,
Sports Center doesn't cover guy's basketball anymore. If you go
on ESPN, you've told me no. This is even more
so if I go to ESPN because I tried to
look at MLB scores this morning. There we go ESPN.
I have the option of NFL, NBA, NHL, NC Men,
(42:31):
NC Women Soccer edit ESPN plus where's baseball?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
They're mad at baseball? They broke up.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
What's going on? If this isn't political, edit of what is?
I mean?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
They broke up because baseball wanted more money, they wanted
more coverage, and then they said no, and so there's
gonna be no Sunday Night baseball.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I don't know if that's this year, last year, next year.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
I don't know when it ends. But I know they
got in a fight and they're not gonna carry baseball.
So I think that's their way of shoving it to baseball.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
But they don't cover anything. If you want to highlight,
they'll show you maybe one pitch, oh tany homer. But
how did it lead up to the ninth man? I
missed that. Stuart Scott days, you actually got a story.
Now it's just bam ah bank it hump and dump
and then what happened? How did we get to this?
You don't even understand how the game went.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
It's like Scuba. The other day, he hits me up,
He's like, hey, dude, who is this dude on ESPN?
He looks like this guy and he's on around four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Thanks. I'm like what.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
He goes, yeah, he's on Sports Center. He goes, you
watch sports and I'm like, no, I really don't. So
I don't know who you're talking about. And I start
naming people and it was none of them, and I
was like, well, then I have no idea what you're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
If it was four, it was probably NFL. I was
it Orlovsky?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I don't know. He still doesn't know. He still never
gave me an answer who it was.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Matt barry Man.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I want I want Duke to lose so bad because
I hate Duke. Everybody hates Duke right, and I hate
him because ESBN.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Just sucks him off so hard.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Oh Duke Dick by Tale even though he's I'm glad
he's better, but he used to just dig Duke. I
have Duke Dick. That's all we hear about Duke. So
I want them to lose so bad.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
We all do. But I'm just telling you what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I don't I don't think they can lose, right, I
need Houston to win.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Did you watch the Houston game? Houston beat the Vauls
by fifty and the Houston looked like they couldn't beat
the spool of the redheaded poor.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I agree with you, I agree with you, but I here,
here's how this is how I live my life. I
have one bracket, one bracket only, right, So I'm in
a survivor pool and I'm in and there's two people left,
me and another dude Shoes, and I had a chance
to save Duke for this weekend, but I said, you
(44:50):
know what, I went with Houston to win it all
in my bracket. So what am I gonna do? Am
I gonna hedge my bet and save Duke and pick
Duke to beat hust in this weekend? No, so I
used Duke where they were playing Alabama. Smart Duke beat Alabama.
They rolled him, rolled them. So now he has Duke left.
(45:13):
I have Houston left, and I have Florida left. What
is that line at I don't know, but that just
I'm going balls out and I am picking Houston to
beat Duke and if they win, I win it.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
What's Ken Palm said? All right? Right now? Does he
love Duke? I haven't looked, because my ev and my guy,
he's loved Duke since the middle of the season. Really
on the stats, he's only a number in data, guy,
and right now Duke head and shoulders above any other team.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Ken Palm, let's go.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
You notice I know, I don't even know if you
watch games anymore, because I mean, how did you think
Houston was gonna do anything? And also if I would
have watched more than Duke verus Clemson, I would have
known they're the best team in the country. Oh my god,
what Ken Palm?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Ken Palm has Duke number one, Houston two, Florida three,
Auburn four.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Evan Maya has Duke number one, and there's nobody even
in the same galaxy as them.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
And his n cs OS or DS rating is Duke
is plus nine point five Houston plus two points not
even close.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
The uh The announcers now mentioned Ken Pom. Yeah that's
all you does that, you dude? I've never heard of
Ken Palm until this year. Now the announcers are just
referring and referencing data.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Now, yeah, he's pretty awesome. Auburn is a Florida is
a two and a half point favorite. Oh god, Duke
is a five and a half point favorite. Yeah, come on, Houston.
So yeah, I'm all in. Like I said, I live
by my words. I tell you I do one bracket.
I'm not gonna hedge you by bet. I'm gonna not
save Duke. I'm taking Houston. And if I lose the pot,
(46:51):
I lose the pot. That's how you play the game.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, I hedge of that thing, man noll. I think
if Duke wins, Boomer wins our family bracket bro hedge it,
hedge it. Duke is good.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
You don't hedge it, you can't live your life. Scared
Cooper flag.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Day had a not so great game and they still
won by fifteen.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
I know Houston's a different animal like this.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
They played defense uz On's their only shooter, the only
chance at scoring.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
This literally has a chance to be one of the
best final fours ever. All four number ones. It should be.
We need some drama, we need some overtime, we need
some back and forth. Edge of your seat. Two number
one seeds battling it out.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I'll tell you this, there's no way in the world
Houston beats Duke, and whoever wins out of Auburn and Florida,
maybe Auburn does end up winning it. I haven't winning
it at all, But I'm just telling you the facts.
Auburn plays Duke, Duke wins this game. Duke will beat Houston.
Duke will beat Auburn Florida. Duke's You're champion, and that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
And I won't even be here Monday to discuss it. Man,
we got work stuff. We can't even do a pod Monday,
so we won't even be here to talk about how
Duke's in the national title game. But I'm just praying
you that it's Houston.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Please, Houston, Please, I do an hour podcast and me
and Arnold from San Antonio. Dude, are you gonna do that?
I mean I would, but it would be our worst
podcast in the history of the show, and it actually
would probably bomb us. That would be the end of it.
I don't know. I think this one's been pretty good.
Here we go. I got an email.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Oh bones, Oh no, email, you can rock it.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
No, No, we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
All right, I'm sorry dude, Sorry dude, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Bones needs me to go get him some stuff at
Whole Foods.
Why didn't you tell me, dude, I'm just glad to
be here. It has been a rough couple of days. Roof, No,
not roof rough, oh rough rough.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I've heard all about it on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I mean no, I lost power again last night.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
We did two for one second. It sucked.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We lost power went Wednesday night, and then we lost
power Thursday night, like sitting there making dinner and there
goes the power and it was out for about an
hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Sheeesh.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So it's just been I mean, oh, dude, how does.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Your grid go down in the city when the country's
just recession proof.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think probably a tree fell hit the wire. I
think they came out and fixed the wire and whatever
they did, didn't they didn't do a good enough job,
and that's why it went out again. I would assume
that was what it was. And my three year old
did say, I'm gonna tell the workers. You didn't fix it, right,
all right, dude, go tell them.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Don't you damn tell on me? Boy? You got our
family trust.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh man. But yeah, what I'm so tired.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Because in the country. Baser's parents are five miles from us,
and they always oh, power has been out us. We're
banging wi Fi. I got Metaverse on my head, I
got the laptop up, my phone. WiFi is just blasting.
I'm like, oh damn you guys. Is dark there? Oh
baser got I have too much WiFi. I might be
stealing some of the neighbors WiFi. I even got a text.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I even got a text from my internet service saying, hey,
we noticed you're having an internet trouble. Would you like
us to fix it. I'm like, there's nothing you can do.
Idiots like the powers out.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
We're done.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Like thank you, though, But I do like that they
text me and they were on it. I didn't even
have to contact them and say, hey, my internet's out.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
They knew I love to be cheap at times, you
can contact them and get discounts if the days that
you didn't use it. Really, I mean, it's probably a
dollar or two or two saved dollar to.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Earn, right, isn't that what they say?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh my gosh, I'm also the guy man that waits
at gas stations and only gets gas once a day.
Unless I had the Kroger. Discounts are up to fifty
cents or a dollar. That's smart.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's like when you go to Walgreens man the corner, healthy,
healthy and happy. I'm gonna wake up here in a minute. Uh,
And they're like, oh, you have a dollar would you
like to use that today?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I would like to have a dollar credit. I'd like
to use that. Why would I save it? But it's
because like you enter your phone number when you buy
something and they give you discounts every once in a while,
they're like, you have a three dollar credit, would you
like to use it?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
When else would I use it? Why would I not
use it today? Hell? Yeah, give you that three dollars
a baby.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
It's smart. Yeah, I want to use it. Who knows
what's gonna happen to Fluffy in the next week. She
freaking chases every bird and squirrel she sees. Yes, use
the fourteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Give it to me, baby, I could die.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
In the parking lot right now going out to my
car with this cat litter. Yes, I want all fourteen
of them dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
So I have no idea what's been going on in sport?
Has anything been happening?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, Man, it's been in a dark period.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Like the Final Four, Like it's sort of like the
Super Bowl. It feels like it has no buzz.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, I mean, don't even get me started. It's gonna
get political. Right, we better start this, Oh, we better
start it. Yeah, Arnold is still in San Antonio. He
told me where's the river and where's the walk? And
I said, it's the main river in San Antonio.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Just look for it right downtown. Man runs right through downtown.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, anyways, he walked down some drainage ditch and he
thought that was the river walk. He said, he got
his shoes all soaked wet, and I guess he got
to cost it by a homeless person. Yeah, he's not
in the right spot because I said, is there Dick's
last resort and he said, yes, I have my out.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh yeah, because if there's homeless people, then you know
you're in the wrong spot. Because the Riverwalk the homeless
i'd allowed to sleep there. That's the one good thing
about the river Walk.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
They clean them out.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, I mean, they have people that patrol and so
there's no homeless people sleeping unless there wasn't back in
the day, or maybe I was just drunk and didn't
realize there were homeless people sleeping there. But that was
about you know, a long time ago, haven't been in
a while. Maybe the real walk's nice now.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I don't know. They probably don't patrol out front of
our building because the count is now up to five people.
I have to walk over on my way to the
gym every day.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, they definitely don't, And they definitely don't mcbangers across
the street. They don't patrol that area because they are.
I mean, it's like a war zone.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Hey John, Hey Mark, Hey Sally morning. Oh Danny are
you okay? Oh okay, just looking like a flamingo? All
good guys, Off to the gym. See you on the
flip side.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh man, we gotta do it live. Oh the one
two three sore loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
I know the most about sports, so I gave you
the sports facts, my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Sports genius, y'all it says. And I'm from the North.
I'm an alpha male. I live on the north side
of Nashville with a country girl baser. We have two
point two acres, two point two kids at Vanderbilt Clinic.
Justin checks on him every single day. Lunch over to you.
I think I just have a brunch planned, maybe some
Final four. Other than that, a relaxing weekend. Ray. There's
been a lot of flooding.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I mean there's been rain, rain, rain, and more rain
less sane.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Again, have you seen the flooding videos?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Dude? Hey smeed, Ray, Holy hell, Ray, I hate tell you.
Wednesday night, I play indoor soccer, Dude. Playoffs were this Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
What'd you guys do? Indoor floaties?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Uh? But they said, oh, you know, games canceled because
you know the weather coming in.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We don't want people driving.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, I don't think we're gonna have games next week.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Ray. Oh dude, you're at that gym.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I've seen that video.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It's all over the internet. It's at Boost gym or something. Yeah,
that's where the indoor is. Dude.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I don't think we're going to finish the season, man,
I think the season is canceled.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Commenters were getting on it and they said it was
I think it's some popular fitness joint in that part
of town. And people were saying, well, now you can
just do indoor swimming to get a workout. Guys, too soon,
are so wrong, and also you feel bad for the business.
They have insurance. They should one hundred. I'm telling you
if they're if you're in that low lying area, you
gotta have flood insurance.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I mean, that's where a lot of the birthday parties
are because they have a gymnastics gym attached to it,
and so that.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Has to be flooded. I mean that they're going to
rip out everything. And that leads me to my question.
I say that so confidently. I mean, do I have
tornado damage coverage? I say, oh, they must have flood insurance. Well,
I don't even know. Actually, if I have tornado coat,
they've got to have flood insurance.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Because they have a little creek that runs through the
parking lot and it's pretty cool, like you walk over
a bridge, it's like, oh man, you're walking in it's
peaceful to hear the you know, running water. But dude,
and the best part of that video is the soccer
ball goes floating by.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
So that shows you that was your complex over there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Man, So I don't know if we're gonna win the
championship this season.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Did you see that? Was me on my drive home yesterday.
Stop the whole on feeder, it's gonna go away. Oh,
the whole feeder ramp is flooded.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I had to turn around and go up to like
the next exit and then up the way. And then
I just took a picture and sent it to the neighborhood.
I was like, hey, guys, don't go this way. I
guess unless you have a boat, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
And then I saw this and I tell me it
is real golf course.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
No, it's McCabe's underwater.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Someone told me that, but I never saw the video.
Look at this. Tell me if this is real.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I said it out loud. Whatever, it's not opening for
six months. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
The local communi is it's it's uh, it's Curt and
call man.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Look at this guy.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Look what this dude caught in the water in front
of his house.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
He caught a big old fish just in the street.
It's about a two foot cart. I mean that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
There you go here is uh the unnamed local muni.
Oh the greenway is unwatered. Oh my god, that is.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Number four middle the whole Faaraway's John.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's all the way into five faraway.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Go to that work.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
That is that's where I go sledding coacher, you know
the par five on the back end that there's no
fairway anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Now you just go from the I guess you can
basically drive it and then there's just the green. There's
no fairway anywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Eventually it recedes, right, yeah, it'll go down.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah, but we're supposed to get more rain this weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's the problem. Wow. And I believe they said it
was forty eight hour with the biggest flood in national history.
I guess there was one back in the day, but
in twenty ten, the one that flooded all Lower Broadway.
Everybody knew about it, national news outlets that one had
thirteen inches in two days. We've received five inches in
two days.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
We've only received five inches. And this is what happens. Yeah,
Like so it is double. This is what caused all
the Lower Broadway to flood. I used to always think,
oh my gosh, floods, like that's so crazy, how does
that happen? But after Wednesday night and into Thursday, I
was driving and I was like, now I see how
floods happened, because this is ridiculous hard rain. It's not
(09:28):
like just a drizzle for seven hours. It was a
downpour for seven hours.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And these get workers were in their maintenance van. What
do they call those white vans?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Chester Chester Monster.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
He was in one of those, and he obviously was
going to it looked like a paint job. So some
workers in there, Hey, we're gonna go paint somebody's house.
And the person on the other side was going, don't go,
don't go. There's no egy can find the video. Don't go,
don't go. And so these guys had to get to
their paint job. They're going good, two feet three feet
(10:03):
about five feet in they're going and then just started spinning.
They go get out, swim they made they may have
made it a car length and then after that it
swept him away.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I believe did they get out.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I believe they got out. The video cuts off. It's
not it's I'm not saying it's a roaring whitewater rapid,
but enough to take their vehicle. Hopefully they got out.
They lost all their paint equipment, so they didn't get
to the job. No, so that house didn't get painted
in bell Meade. But now you know all the low
lying areas. Now I know, oh by my house, all right,
(10:38):
so that's lower level. And then I think about it
going to my house, there's an ascension, So I guess
that's good because if you're going up a hill, your
place is never gonna flood. And the ones that have
flooded is the lower lying the Green Hills, Bell Meads.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I know this is very regionalized right now, but just
give us a second where people are dealing with flooded
out homes.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Dude, speaking of Chester Moluster vans. So, my dad drove
our whole lives. He would paint houses, remodel houses. And
there was this chick. We were playing co ed softball
when we were adults. You know, we were kind of
doing our thing, me and her and yeah, and so she,
you know, joined up on the team. And I'm walking
into her car and I'm like, hey, where'd you park,
(11:20):
you know, and we're walking shoes.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Oh, I'm up here by the.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Chester and Moluster van. I was like, that's my dad's van.
She's like, oh, my bad, my bad, my bad. I'm dude,
parents have a bad car.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's never good.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It was so funny. Then she and my dad played
on the softball team with her. He was on the
co ed team. It was just hilarious. When she was like, oh,
I'm up here by the Chester Moluster van. I'm like, oh,
that's my dad's van, and she was I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean like, I didn't mean he's a molester.
I'm like, it's fine, I've got the whole jokes, my
whole life.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
The opposite of that. One time my dad went on
a forest trip and it was in the snow. So
he came back and he had us no machine on
the back of his truck. Yeah, and he pulled it
up to fourth grade, let's say, and picked us up.
All my friends freaked out. That is so cool, snow machine.
Your dad's carrying a snow machine. I was the coolest
kid in school because of my dad's vehicle. That is
pretty cool, I know, but I never even I never
(12:16):
even got to ride it. But I guess he was
coming from work and we didn't even own it. The
work owned it, but it was just because my dad.
It just looked cool to kids, and so then from
then on they're like, we should go ride on that
snow machine. I don't even think I really own it.
I don't Dad doesn't even let me drive it.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't even know how to operating guys. I'll be
honest with that's the first time I've ever seen it.
I gotta tell you.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
When you guys saw it, I was in the dark too,
because didn't know where it came from.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Hey, when you guys said snow machine, I was like, Oh,
that's what that thing is. I'd never you know, my
dad did never show me this kind of stuff. It's
like my dad, we would ride. He had a van
and he had the two front seats and then everything
in the back there was no seats. We sat on
five gallon paint buckets, and so you would be just
sitting back there on the paint buckets and we'd get
to where we're going, and people would be standing outside
(12:58):
the van and you'd open the sliding on the side
and here we'd pop out, like, what up, dude, Cloud car,
Cloud car? You know Forest Chess Day, Aaron, you know everybody.
That's that's how we rode to soccer practice, baseball practice
on the five gallon paint buckets.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Hey, I know this is foreshadowing later on in the show.
I've got to tell you about something. Masters Week is
next weekend. Oh, I can't wait. I didn't know if
you knew, now, I knew that. But there's at Valero
this weekend. Dude, there's a competition you and me have
to do. Oh I'm not talking soccer.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
I'm not talking I assume you're talking masters.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm not talking some drinking contest at a bar quiz
that they do on Tuesday nights. Something that is right
down our alley. What and it's next Friday, and I
need you to be in. Okay, I'm in. I don't
even know what it is, but we're teasing it.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
We're teasing it, all right. Just tell me they're not
gonna You're not gonna tell me right now? All right, Well,
then I guess we'll take a break. I mean, this
may have been the most boring first segment in the
history of Sore Losers podcast history. But guys, just let
me tell you. There is water everywhere and everywhere.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
And remember we're trying to avoid the threshold of thirteen inches,
because that's when Broadway you can no longer drink on it.
Right now, we're at five inches. Actually we might be
at about six.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, because it did rain overnight and then it is
not supposed to rain at all today. Oh tomorrow, looking good,
up until I believe eight chance of rain, like my
kid's tea ball game.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Is it rained out tomorrow? Yeah? For sure. Right, there's
no way that field dries, No way because it's dirt.
So it's a lot different golf courses for whatever reason,
they errate them and they can maybe get dried out
in a couple. Baseball fields are tough.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Right, And it's not like they're gonna go out there
and drag the field. No, Like it's a tee ball field.
They're not gonna get out there and try to like
make it nice.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Rather, are they gonna put some quick dry down, maybe
get it in. And I mean as a kid's softball,
tea ball, cancel it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's coach pitch.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
But the Repedo bats nowadays, Mit Graduate designed them.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We'll take a break and I can't wait to hear
what I gotta do next Friday. We'll be right back.
You want it, I do?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I want it? This came across the wire and they
got emailed to me. Just wanted to sound more important
than it is. Here we go. I don't want people
to sign up for this, so I'm gonna keep it vague.
Join us for our Masters par three tournament. Oh great.
We gotta actually really do it before the pod because
(15:33):
people are gonna sign up available to the first twenty
five teams. You gotta listen to the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I'm listening.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Nine holes, par three, two person scramble next Friday, five pm. Shotgun.
Here's what's interesting about m are. We gonna get it
in before night, and it's that that's the green feat
So it's twenty five each would be fifty dollars green
(16:02):
feet cartfeed is what it includes, closest to the pen prizes,
light refreshments, and we get to chill in their fireside
room after the match, and you can win three hundred
for third, four hundred or at twenty five? What's twenty
five times fifty? Hold on, hold on, I'm doing the
mass statistical sinson.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Twenty five times fifty is about a twelve hundred.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
So yeah, four hundred for first, three hundred per second,
two hundred per third.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Oh where is this at?
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Dude? You know, I don't know, not the flooded Muni,
the other one. But here's the kicker.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
That's not even it.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
This is the kicker. How do they have nine par threes?
So that would have made any sense? I guess they're
just shortening to.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I guess they're just gonna stick a stick in the
middle of.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
The fairway, which sounds terrible, sounds stupid, but I'm in okay.
And then this is where it gets interesting. Guys, get
ready for the boot. Right up your butt. This is
the kicker. It's your team scramble score. I haven't played
well lately. You've played great? No no, no, no, no,
am i am I'm back to being terrible.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Okay, Well, I played a couple of rounds great, and
then now I can't hit the ball.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Man. Well, this is where it's in our favor because
it's your team scramble score plus PGA Tour Player Masters
score from Saturday. Your score will be combined with the
pro score on Saturday, and that determines the winners. Which
pro team picks the pro from a hat after completion
(17:37):
of the round on Friday. So if we suck like
this draw Scottie Scheffler, we could win seven hundred, twelve hundred,
twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Dude, let's go. Why would we not do it?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Even if we're of the worst golfers on the court.
My god, we will be saved by the hat on
Friday Night unless we draw like uh oh, young young kid,
Danny Willett, Danny Nass sucks. Who's some other guys You
don't want Glover, the will it guy's the one that
won it won. You don't want Tiger. Oh my gosh,
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she's done. Bubba Watson. I haven't heard anything about him
in about five years, so you definitely don't see him.
Oh is he gonna live? Phil Mickelson, No, I don't
want him. Came out with all his gambling debts. He
came out with a clothing line and you never heard
of him since. And he puts plus ten at every
tournament he's in, So you don't want to draw him.
You get Scheffler, Oh my god, you get this Shambo,
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You get Kopka. You're gonna win this sucker or used
to do an awesome score. We win that, then we
can get a will It. We can get a NA
we can we can get a.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hole in one every hole and we still lose.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
We can get a seponth Theologian and still win it.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Because listen, this thing is gonna it's from five. It
can't go longer than an.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Hour, nine holes, and it gets arc at six thirty
six forty five, So I'm.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Saying, now it gets dark later than that.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Now, hey, the real question is can pace a play?
Can you and even play a hole that quickly?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Dude can get No? No, because it's a par three, Dude,
it's gonna take us three shots max, four five, six.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Twenty five teams. They do a shotgun start.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh, twenty five teams, they'll spread us out. No, no, no, no,
it's easy. There's well, there's two teams per.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Hole, so that's eighteen Okay, then well it cuts it
in half, so that's twelve teams. What if they do
a shotgun start, everybody starts at a different hole with
another team, and then you can just rotate us as
we do the hole.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I'm just trying to think that that's the only
way to do it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
We only have an hour and forty five minutes to
play nine holes. That's pretty quick.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
No, no, it's hard. Three listen, par three why are
you not here?
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Par five easily could take us twenty to thirty minutes.
Par three take about eight minutes, and it's a scramble.
So it's better shot. We both drive and then we
take our better one second shot, So I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Gonna be right next to the pins.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
We'll just be putting. Every freaking time I had the option,
you were justin. I had to go with you.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Well, thank you me and justin.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
There's no way we cracked twenty. I mean that's even
a number.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
God, that would be odd.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Where is this at my course? I'm in, I'm in,
No McCay dude, the flooded one. That's why they're doing it.
There's only part threes left. Did you hear that? That
was like the pro on the phone. Yeah, Uh yeah, Boss.
I came to work this morning and uh, you know
that fairway on the fourth yep, I get the tree.
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I understand you need him to mow it. I listen,
I got something to tell you, Boss. The fairway on
four is gone. It doesn't matter about the tree and
the shrubs. The people have been complaining about the sand
trap on five.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It's out to see boss, That's what I'm trying to
tell you. He's on the phone and reportager.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
You know, hey, bos you know we spent all off
season building that new green Well. Bad news man, it's
down the Cumberland.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It's gone, long gone. Yes, I understand, you want me
to air rate and we're handling all the traps on four.
I understand that, boss, but you just listen to me.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
There's a river on the fourth fairway.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
No, no, no, no, I understand. Yes, yes, we have
the water hazard there on three. I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about four, five and six are a water hazard.
Every shot is a lost ball. The news cameras are
all there doing it. Really Yeah, somebody's misery and because
you can see it's a drone taking it. And then guys,
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please just give them a moment. They just lost. After course,
that sucks. Just like over here, we had an accident
last night. Oh what winds? The road closed? We all
the news cameras. I guess still had to do their
five am hits.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Now I'm probably still doing some investigating.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
And it's like, guys, people died, do we really need
to do the four am news beat? I mean, give it,
give it a minute.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Well that's what they do, that's what the news does.
It's they're so gross, it's so weird. But if there
is death, they want to be there longer because they
want to cover it more like if it was just
a regular accident.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Not that big a deal.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
But when people die, it's like, oh my gosh, we
got we gotta cover this, cover this, cover this. How
awkward is that for the families that died.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, everybody involved, especially it was just as simple taxi
ride ins like that.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You never know. Yeah, And I mean, speaking of golf,
I went and play golf the other day, man, and
I'm terrible again.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Just let you know.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I hit maybe two fair ways.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'm curious when you squeeze it in because we've had
five and a half inches of rain in the past
three days.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Well, I fitted in on Tuesday because I looked at
the weather and it was the only day that it
wasn't going to rain. So I squeezed it in on Tuesday.
And I was like, just thankful for golf. I was
just I need to be thankful for golf. Now that
I see the local communis underwater, I should just be
so thankful for golf. But it was so hard of
a day for me to play golf. Everything was left, right, left, right.
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I hit two fairways one, I hit the drive straight.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
You hit every fairway when we played with you. I
understand Ray it's changed. That was five days ago exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
That is how fickle golf can be.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Man, you were great, and I don't want to choose
my partner anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
The second fairway I hit was only because I hit
it off a tree out of bounds and it bounced
back into the fairway. It counts, he counts. No one
knows that that's how you hit a fairway.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
But that was it.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Those were my two fairways hit the entire day. It
was a disaster. But that's not even the bad part
of it. It's not that I scored a one hundred
on the dot. Fine, I suck, I get it. It
was the little kid in front of me playing golf
with his damn mom spring break. I don't know what
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he was doing. He was taken for ever, and I
mean we are just sitting there waiting and waiting and
waiting and waiting. There was times that there was two
groups waiting on the tea box, and I understand there
was a group of four in front of him that
were pretty slow. But this dude had his mom. He
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would drive the cart. Mom would sit in the cart.
She would film every single shot, probably on cake. Every
shot he took, she filmed it for him. She would
get down on the ground when he's putting and lay
on the green and set the phone up so it's
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at a perfect angle to film his stupid gulf shots.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
What's with all these MILFs that are going with their kitchen?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
He was in a milf. Oh, she was a wolf ray,
she was a mame cougar. She wasn't a milk. She
was more like, oh, I don't know what. No, I
don't even know how to call it, what to call her?
But anyway, then he would put and he would miss,
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and he'd go back and put again until he made it.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
That's uncalled for, uncalled for when people are behind you
can't do the multiple shots. That's only for a Tuesday
afternoon when it's you and justin.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Correct And random dude with me is like, well, what
good is it if he misses and then he just
shoot it again?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Like you didn't tell us about this random?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I was with two randoms. I was complaining to them
the whole time. Can you believe that laying on that No.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
They were like, they were like, do they not understand
what we're doing? That they're they're They were like, we
understand there's a group in front of them, but to
film every shot, like where is he putting this crap
and it's not like he's hitting great shots. And then
the one guy's like, so you just film every shot
and then he didn't make it, So why are they
just shooting it again? I said, that's the beauty of
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social media. He edits it and looks like he makes
every dang putt.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
And you were loving these dudes. I can already tell
they were complaining, like you, yes, Ray, they're my new boys,
Mark and Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
They were right up my alley man, and we were
just like, this is out of controls.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Trumpy year old man. Love the boys club we've formed
here today.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
It was just we were just sitting there, going, how
is it taking this long to play a round of golf?
Like there's no one out here. It's supposed to be
a Tuesday, just relaxed, and we are waiting on fourteen
year old freaking idiot taking a film of every shot
on the tea box. We watch them one left, oh
dude again, one right there, another one. It was so annoying,
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and then after four edits Dreno, he's the best golfer
on the planet. He edits a hole in one. It
was so annoying. And if you ever do that, I mean.
The problem was we could never get on the tea
box with him because we had a three and he
was one, so we could never catch him exactly.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Oh so moms was just filming. She was just filming.
She wasn't hitting anything. So I would say, he's almost
because the four is stopping him and you guys three aren't.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
But he needs to play through the foursome. He needs
to get ahead of them. So that was on him.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
For anybody trying to learn from this, he's as a one,
you gotta get through the fork, and then you guys
as a three, they're not. Four is not gonna let
you through. It's fine, but there shouldn't be as much
of a backed up log.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
When you see me standing on the tea box. You
cannot put four freaking times on a par three like
you missed it. Put the other putt. Don't mark your
ball and take it back to where it was and
put again.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I just thought of this. I was chipping with my
cousin there Go. I wasn't playing. I just chipped. I
went on a Saturday randomly chipped and my cousin was there.
I said, what I've took a picture and Justin goes,
are you serious you went and f and played golf today.
I was like, I was chipping, saw my cousin took
a picture. Oh okay, my cousin is really good. I
would say he's just as good as Eddie. Really yeah,
because he plays all the time. He'll even go to
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Scottsdale and play. He's a fire guy. So when he
gets done, when he gets done at Garst, he goes
and plays golf every day. He lives on legacy.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
He's a what he's a fire guy.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Fire guy, and then he works it be my fire guy, firefighter.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
And he works at Garst, Gars.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Works on the farm.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
And so I think he meant Gar's bar. No, not
the bar, sorry, thank you, so done. Firefighting goes in golfs.
Done at Gars at four, goes in golfs. He golfs
all the time. With all that said, Bro drives on
onto people like it's nobody's business. I was sitting there chipping.
He was at number one. There were guys in the.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Fairway and he's driving. Gode Lunch would have had a
heart attack. You don't let us drive unless somebody's three
hundred yards away.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Well, there's no point.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
That's also the thing, not trying to prove anything out there,
because you're still gonna have to wait for him.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
You're gonna have to wait, And what's the chance that
they are two hundred and thirty yards in front of
you and you get a hold of one and you
hit it into him. Then you have a confrontation, you
have a fight, everybody's pissed. Then they start going slower
on purpose. Nothing is accomplished. So if you're gonna have
to wait anyway, why not wait untill they're three hundred
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yards out?
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Cuzzo on one people were probably two thirty out. He
just Cuzzo doesn't care. Oh Cuzzo. Guzzo hits it far
left luckily. Next guy, I thought, oh, Maybecuzzo knew those
guys or he's just being funny. No, next guy in
Cuzzo's group, he tries right into him too. They didn't
give a crap. See that's scary, man. But Cuzo's jagged,
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so Cuzzo's not gonna get That's another thing.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Becuzzo's like, hey, man, maybe he's looking for some little fight.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Maybe Cuzzo after a long day at guards, he's in
a bad mood drive.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
He's like, come mess with me.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
I think actually Cuzzo knew that he couldn't hit it
too forty. He knew that he was just trying to
clear the little trench at the bottom, and so he
was actually fine with twenty yards of leeway. He was fine.
And you gotta get props if that is honestly, because
then his buddy.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
They just ran. They never know the wind to bounce
off the cart path. You have no idea. It's like
when I was playing at Lion's Municipal way back in
the day.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Would you like a drink token? You can drink two
for the price of one.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
And I'm in the fair way and I'm bout ready
to hit, and all of a sudden, this ball bounce
bounce right by me, and I'm like, who is this
jackass that's gonna drive it into me?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
It was Eddie.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And the person I'm playing with, his name is Bones.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Because I beg you won't say.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Nothing to that dude, I said watch this, and I
stand there and I wait.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Dude comes up and I was like, oh hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Pat Green? Pat Green?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
What the low key flex?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
He's like, oh man, sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Didn't realize you guys were up here. That was it.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
I mean, Pat Green drove the golf ball into me
and I was ready to confront him, and then it
was I was like, how's going man?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
A hit into turned in to be a country superstar.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Pretty freaking cool, Lions Municipal. I'll never forget that day.
I'm in the Lions a long time. Is it still around?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I'd love to go play that course. Never even heard
of it. Last one I played out there?
Speaker 1 (31:17):
You never played Lions?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Played Bluebonnet.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's gone now, how subdivision? Dude?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Let me tell you about Lions.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It was the first course I ever played.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I played golf in Austin twice, dude. Really it was
way too hot and I wasn't I didn't even know
what to play. I taught myself how to play the game. Well,
I didn't even know how to hit a ball. Yeah
you still don't.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, man, playing the scramble, man, Yeah, let's go play
that scramble next Friday.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Now you're gonna win, that sucker. I taught myself that
I hit a ball.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
I played Lions, mean know that a municipal with Rusty
Shelton in high school. I'd never played golf. He's like, oh,
you should come golfings. I borrowed someone's clubs. I had
no idea, and I mean on that first tea box,
I couldn't even hit the ball. I mean it like denk,
like two feet like swinging and missing. The ball's not moving,
and Rusty I'll never forget this. I was like, here, man,
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let me show you how. And he steps up and whoop,
and he hit it three feet in the air like
like it went straight up and came down on the
tea box. And he's like, oh, that's not how it's
supposed to go. And then we get to the first tee.
We get to the first green and I want and
we're carrying our clubs because we're sixteen years old. And
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I walk up and I just lay my clubs right.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
In the middle of the green. No etiquette, no idea,
wearing a T shirt.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
And I mean, I thought Rusty was gonna lose his cry, No, what.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Are you doing?
Speaker 1 (32:46):
What are you doing? You can't just that's gonna damage
the green. He grabs my clubs. I'm like, I've never
played man, Sorry about that, but that was my first
golf experience and that course was so freaking hard, and
now I want to go back, and I want to
know is it really that hard? Like was it really
that hard? Or was I just didn't know how to
play golf.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I want to go see the Texas State Course because
that's where I learned how to play golf. That course
is easy, isn't it? Is it still there? I was
gonna say it was really hard to see how large. No, dude,
that course was impossible for me.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Every course was impossible for me.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I didn't know how to play golf. The last one
you took me to was impossible. You know how many
times me and Justin have said, I'll never go back
to that Cuzzo. I told Cuzzo about it. Guess what
Cuzzo says, Yep, played it once. Firefighters get a half
off on Tuesdays. I'll never go. He said, that course
you hit in the fairway and it's off a cliff.
I said, damn right, Cuzo, that course is miserable. Lunch
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is an idiot. Wude takes us to the Masters on
a random Friday with a windstorm. No.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
I tried to take this to another course, and Justin said,
it's not in good shape. Dang it so I said, okay,
here's this course, and he goes book it. I said,
all right, I'll book it. I didn't know it was
gonna be that bad, even though I'd played it before.
We'll take a break. After this break, I got something
to tell you.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I was gonna say that there's a prank call we
gotta do.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Okay, we're right back. What what's the prank call?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
We call the flooded course?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Hey man, I was looking to play the North Course.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
They can't. They can't answer. They can't answer, they can't answer.
I mean there's no way. They have way too, they
have sandbags.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
They'd like to the North Course today or say tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Yeah, how's it going. I'd love to play the North
Course tomorrow. Let's say nine am. I got me and
three buddies and let's go carts please.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Well, we're not sure what's anthon right now. Right now,
it's that holes walking on this out. I'm not sure
what's going to be happening tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Well, are you guys offering discounts on the North just
because it is flooded out?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
I mean I'll play the first three holes. I just
love how those the layout is honestly, except for the river.
But the first three are great.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yep they are. But yeah they're there. They were underwater yesterday. No,
I'm not sure when it. I mean, our superintendent's got
to come back in and tell us when it's ready
to go. So I'm not sure what's happening tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
All right, Well just book can you do, Randy. Let's
do nine thirty am tomorrow if you would.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I don't want to see uh tomorrow's books. So I
mean tomorrow would become uh the uh a walk up
night and first come, first service.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
All right, we'll see then.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, I'll do that, and in the meantime, y'all get
to sandbagging and y'all get to canoeing. Man be safe, godspeed,
thank you. He actually answered the phone. His whole course
is underwater, coach. They just lost a month of revenue,
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and he says, I don't know if we can get
you in, buddy, I just saw a video on the internet.
You don't have a fourth of your course.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
There's a dear the sadness in his voice.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
There's a walk on nine available that has to be soggy,
shopping wet in swampland.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
He said, right, now we're just doing the nine holes
on the South. Excuse me, you're actually open for business, buddy, Dude,
we've had six inches of rain in the last thirty
eight hours.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
How are you open for business? I set this up
as a prank call, and you're telling me you guys
are still trying to make money off of the Vandy Bros.
Your course, I saw it on the news, Dude. It
looks like the Gulf of America. Oh my god, that dude.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
We should have known.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
They're a bunch of money hunger sons.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I can't believe. But dude, I felt.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Like I said Randy three bros.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
No, I felt bad halfway through that call because he
sounded so down in the dumps.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Don't feel bad for and they're still open trying to
make money off the public.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
No, he said this was did he goes?
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Man? I don't. I don't know when that's gonna be open. Man.
He did at time sound like he lost a loved one.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
That's what I mean, like, maybe we don't realize how
attached to these courses they are.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
What's he gonna go do sleep with number seven tonight?
I don't know. But when the guy loses virginity on
the whole five like, who cares?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Man?
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Grass re grows, throw some more sand down, answers the phone.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Actually, I can't believe they're open.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Dude, Why are you guys not out on I don't
know a ration machines something getting fans blowing? Uh sand is.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Anty restoration company. They're not trying to dry out the
drywall when you have a flood. Tell me this why nature,
Why is an employee in the clubhouse. You need to
have all hands on deck. Everybody's trying to get that
water off the course. There needs to be nobody in
the pro show. How are they gonna get that water
off the course? They're gonna have to wait for the
river to go down, the creek whatever, and it's gonna
have to recede. It may be down already open through
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the prey call. We gotta go play this thing. I
mean there is and if anybody is out there playing
this course right now, you're an idiot. You're just playing
in mud. There is no way you can hit.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
A shot, so South is the only one opened. There
has to be parts of the South that if you
didn't hit a perfect shot, you're gonna go in the river.
I don't think the river just touches the north.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
I don't know. That's unbelievable. This may be our worst
podcast ever. But that's tell you right now when you write,
before you get to I know, I know, I know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
That's probably still you're gonna run into it. They did
not give me any heads up about the river. That's unlawful.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Now I want to talked about like we have a
terrible life because my wife is working on something with
the elementary school PTA PTO whatever it's called. I don't
know what it is, parent teacher or whatever.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Terrible life, lots of strife.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
She hits up the PTA president yesterday at like four
o'clock and the girl's like, oh my gosh, like you
have so many questions. And my wife's like, what, no,
I'm trying to you know, we're doing this auction thing.
I'm trying to, you know, make sure I have all
the details correct I'm telling people. And she goes, girl,
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I started sipping the wine at noon, like do you
have no chill? And my wife's like, what is this
serious right now?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Actually yes, it's like, oh, you know, I'm just trying
to have you know, and she goes, I'm not about
to go to happy hour. It's four o'clock. I've been
sitting on the wine at the house since noon. I'm
gonna go to happy hours, So like, can you hold
your questions? And my wife's like okay, And I think
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she drunkenly realized she kind of was kind of rude.
She edited the text me like, I really appreciate your questions,
but I'm headed to happy hour. Can you can you
send them to me tomorrow because I may forget tonight.
I'm like, what kind of life where you're sipping the
wine at noon hitting the happy hour at four?
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Will?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
I mean, is the head of the PTA the best
job in the world.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
None of these people got to go into an office anymore.
They started drinking it too.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
But she started bashing my wife as my wife is,
She goes, do you not have any chill?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
That's a little gen z or uzing in.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
That is a little bit of like, wow, man, having
a good time. I'm on the booze. So now I'm
gonna see this PTA PTO president. I'm gonna be like
that shit likes to drink, right, man.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Getting some stuff accomplished on a Thursday your wife's trying
to make power moves and she's hitting her with drinking
now and headed to happy hour. May not remember to
text or call back?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
Yeah, so can you just like re send those questions tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Hey bones, hey man, been sipping on a little bit
of whiskey. Baser wants to do happy hour. She's driving.
May not send in any prep stuff tonight? Like cool?
Is that no chill? All right?
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Man?
Speaker 2 (41:36):
See you on Friday?
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Do you not have any chill? Man?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh? Man?
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Should we talk? Final four? I guess we'll take a break.
We'll be right back. This is the worst pot we've
ever done.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Coach, I think it's been great. You're showing yourself short.
I don't know. It's all over the place, but here
we go.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Is Duke gonna lose?
Speaker 2 (41:56):
No? The cute answer is, oh, Auburn has a chance. No,
they don't. I watched them all.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Hey, hold on, Auburn's at least playing with the swag
they played with in the regular season swag.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
But Brooms hurt his nuts in his elbow, but he said,
there's no restrictions. He's good to go. You've been watching
Sports Center. That was my political thing. I was gonna say,
Sports Center doesn't cover guy's basketball anymore. If you go
on ESPN, you've told me no. This is even more
so if I go to ESPN because I tried to
look at MLB scores this morning. There we go ESPN.
I have the option of NFL, NBA, NHL, NC Men,
(42:31):
NC Women Soccer edit ESPN plus where's baseball?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
They're mad at baseball? They broke up.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
What's going on? If this isn't political, edit of what is?
I mean?
Speaker 1 (42:42):
They broke up because baseball wanted more money, they wanted
more coverage, and then they said no, and so there's
gonna be no Sunday Night baseball.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I don't know if that's this year, last year, next year.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
I don't know when it ends. But I know they
got in a fight and they're not gonna carry baseball.
So I think that's their way of shoving it to baseball.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
But they don't cover anything. If you want to highlight,
they'll show you maybe one pitch, oh tany homer. But
how did it lead up to the ninth man? I
missed that. Stuart Scott days, you actually got a story.
Now it's just bam ah bank it hump and dump
and then what happened? How did we get to this?
You don't even understand how the game went.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
It's like Scuba. The other day, he hits me up,
He's like, hey, dude, who is this dude on ESPN?
He looks like this guy and he's on around four o'clock.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Thanks. I'm like what.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
He goes, yeah, he's on Sports Center. He goes, you
watch sports and I'm like, no, I really don't. So
I don't know who you're talking about. And I start
naming people and it was none of them, and I
was like, well, then I have no idea what you're
talking about.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
If it was four, it was probably NFL. I was
it Orlovsky?
Speaker 1 (43:43):
I don't know. He still doesn't know. He still never
gave me an answer who it was.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Matt barry Man.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
I want I want Duke to lose so bad because
I hate Duke. Everybody hates Duke right, and I hate
him because ESBN.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
Just sucks him off so hard.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Oh Duke Dick by Tale even though he's I'm glad
he's better, but he used to just dig Duke. I
have Duke Dick. That's all we hear about Duke. So
I want them to lose so bad.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
We all do. But I'm just telling you what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I don't I don't think they can lose, right, I
need Houston to win.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Did you watch the Houston game? Houston beat the Vauls
by fifty and the Houston looked like they couldn't beat
the spool of the redheaded poor.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
I agree with you, I agree with you, but I here,
here's how this is how I live my life. I
have one bracket, one bracket only, right, So I'm in
a survivor pool and I'm in and there's two people left,
me and another dude Shoes, and I had a chance
to save Duke for this weekend, but I said, you
(44:50):
know what, I went with Houston to win it all
in my bracket. So what am I gonna do? Am
I gonna hedge my bet and save Duke and pick
Duke to beat hust in this weekend? No, so I
used Duke where they were playing Alabama. Smart Duke beat Alabama.
They rolled him, rolled them. So now he has Duke left.
(45:13):
I have Houston left, and I have Florida left. What
is that line at I don't know, but that just
I'm going balls out and I am picking Houston to
beat Duke and if they win, I win it.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
What's Ken Palm said? All right? Right now? Does he
love Duke? I haven't looked, because my ev and my guy,
he's loved Duke since the middle of the season. Really
on the stats, he's only a number in data, guy,
and right now Duke head and shoulders above any other team.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Ken Palm, let's go.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
You notice I know, I don't even know if you
watch games anymore, because I mean, how did you think
Houston was gonna do anything? And also if I would
have watched more than Duke verus Clemson, I would have
known they're the best team in the country. Oh my god,
what Ken Palm?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Ken Palm has Duke number one, Houston two, Florida three,
Auburn four.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Evan Maya has Duke number one, and there's nobody even
in the same galaxy as them.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
And his n cs OS or DS rating is Duke
is plus nine point five Houston plus two points not
even close.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
The uh The announcers now mentioned Ken Pom. Yeah that's
all you does that, you dude? I've never heard of
Ken Palm until this year. Now the announcers are just
referring and referencing data.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Now, yeah, he's pretty awesome. Auburn is a Florida is
a two and a half point favorite. Oh god, Duke
is a five and a half point favorite. Yeah, come on, Houston.
So yeah, I'm all in. Like I said, I live
by my words. I tell you I do one bracket.
I'm not gonna hedge you by bet. I'm gonna not
save Duke. I'm taking Houston. And if I lose the pot,
(46:51):
I lose the pot. That's how you play the game.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Yeah, I hedge of that thing, man noll. I think
if Duke wins, Boomer wins our family bracket bro hedge it,
hedge it. Duke is good.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
You don't hedge it, you can't live your life. Scared
Cooper flag.
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Day had a not so great game and they still
won by fifteen.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
I know Houston's a different animal like this.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
They played defense uz On's their only shooter, the only
chance at scoring.
Speaker 1 (47:19):
This literally has a chance to be one of the
best final fours ever. All four number ones. It should be.
We need some drama, we need some overtime, we need
some back and forth. Edge of your seat. Two number
one seeds battling it out.
Speaker 2 (47:34):
I'll tell you this, there's no way in the world
Houston beats Duke, and whoever wins out of Auburn and Florida,
maybe Auburn does end up winning it. I haven't winning
it at all, But I'm just telling you the facts.
Auburn plays Duke, Duke wins this game. Duke will beat Houston.
Duke will beat Auburn Florida. Duke's You're champion, and that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
And I won't even be here Monday to discuss it. Man,
we got work stuff. We can't even do a pod Monday,
so we won't even be here to talk about how
Duke's in the national title game. But I'm just praying
you that it's Houston.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Please, Houston, Please, I do an hour podcast and me
and Arnold from San Antonio. Dude, are you gonna do that?
I mean I would, but it would be our worst
podcast in the history of the show, and it actually
would probably bomb us. That would be the end of it.
I don't know. I think this one's been pretty good.
Here we go. I got an email.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Oh bones, Oh no, email, you can rock it.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
No, No, we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
All right, I'm sorry dude, Sorry dude, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
Bones needs me to go get him some stuff at
Whole Foods.
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