June 25, 2025 • 41 mins
In this episode Lunchbox has decided today is the day he is going to teach his wife a lesson and he's going to go swing the sticks on the golf course. Ray has some big news regarding his two acres of land and the new neighbors moving in to the neighborhood. Also Lunchbox is a little sad today as he has to say goodbye to Nichole from The Green Team and Justin has a new strategy win $5.7 million in Beat the Streak.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yep, oh Man, beautiful Wednesday, A beautiful Wednesday. And I
decided that today was.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The day that I'm getting a divorce.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It might lead to that. No, I decided, today is
the day that I'm gonna play golf. Yesterday was gonna
be the day that I decided I was gonna play golf.
But then some work stuff came up. People were stopping
by my house, and I didn't have time to go
play golf. And I sat my wife down and I
(00:34):
looked her in the eyes and I said, listen, Yanky,
I said, I know. Wednesdays we got swim lessons in
the middle of afternoon. It's hard to take a couple
boys to swim lessons in the middle of the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's hard to manage the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's hard to be a single mom.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's hard to win the Fanatics Past one million dollar
prize throwing footballs.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's hard when you're the competitions football is and you're
the best quarterback of all time. What a weird competition
to have.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's hard when Jazelle's having a kid with another dude.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's hard when you see Gizelle's body after she had
another kid with another dude.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's hard when you realize maybe I wasn't a great
dad because I wasn't there a lot, and I admitted
it on some podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It was hard. It's hard. When did he really give
his son like a two hundred thousand dollars watch?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Did you see that video? No, there's so many videos
it's actually normal now to say no, I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, I don't know. I think I saw that. When
I'm like, there's no way he really gave his son
that expensive a watch. It's so hard to remember if
I saw that or if I just made that up
in my head. And it's hard to not play golf
for almost a month. And I decided that it may
be ninety five degrees, the sun may be shining from
(01:55):
all angles, just torching this earth. No, there is there's
no rain in the forecast today, folks, And that is
why I decided, I'm gonna do it. No matter what
time we get out of work, I'm gonna head to
that golf course and it's gonna be hotter than piss
out there, but I'm gonna put some sunscreen on because
(02:19):
I am so happy to announce that after a month
and a half of not knowing where my sunscreen was.
I'm getting divorced. I found it. I took it out
when I took my clubs to Austin back in May
to play with Garrett Greg Jacob. Not batter's box. He's
(02:40):
still upset about it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What if everybody that's a batter's box here?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Because I had two Kansas sunscreen in my golf bag
and I took him out because I didn't want him
to explode on the plane. And then I got back
and I could never find them.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Ray I got popped on Southwest for a couple of cans.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Then I used to go buy new sunscreen because I
knew that I had two kids of sunscreen somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Funny that sunscreen is such a big part of your life.
We have an entire cabinet. One of the shelves twelve deep.
There's sunscreen, any kind you want, fifty sport, thirty fifteen,
just the oil, just the lube, just the astroglide. We
got it all.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I bought this one kind and it's like, oh, it's
supposed to have something that's good for your skin. It's
like perfect, it doesn't have some chemical in and I'm like,
all right, let me buy this sucker, and I get
out to the golf course first time ever bought it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Shot your eye out.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I was white.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It didn't rub in.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It doesn't rub in.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You were white face? I was.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I mean, I looked like dude.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I some skits canceled by doing white face on the
golf course as a sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I looked like Casper the Ghost. I was like all
like it would not rub in, so it was all
over my face, my arms, my legs. It looked ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Who invents that crap get it to rub in?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well, I think it's just certain skin types. It doesn't
rub in, got it. I don't know. I must have
a weird skin type because it would not rub in.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, Jerry, I'm gonna try to rub it off over
here real quick. Just give me a second.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I got her all rubbed, so, Jerry, Literally, I have
no idea what I am supposed to do with that
can of sunscreen because I can't use it anymore because
it doesn't rub in. And I look like a fool.
But at least it protects your skin. But then you
walk around the whole day and you just have white.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All over you. Oh, it's the worst.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You look like a fool, like I see him on
the PGA tour. They sometimes they just put it on
and it's like, hey, guys, you didn't rub it in.
It's just all over, like the mom at the pool
or the graandm and Grandpa where they have it all
over their nose and it's like, at least rub the
sudden screen in. But now I realize maybe they've he
tried to rub it in and it just doesn't rub in.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, it's one of those where you want to try
the sunscreen, but try before you buy, but try it
home before you go on the course. Baser got one
that had sparkles on it. Oh, so all Saturday I
was sparkling. Thanks Mays are glad I tried this one
before we go to South Beach.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's the thing. I am listen and it's stupid. So
I've been doing everything without sunscreen because I refuse to
buy new ones. But now I have my sunscreen back
in the bag. I left the one that turns you white.
Left that at home. That is still in the closet.
It is there, and I'm gonna tell you we have
an addiction to sunscreen in our house. Drugs Baby Box
(05:40):
three He loves to go in the closet, climb up,
get a sunscreen, go in a different room and spray
it on himself. You can just walk into another room.
You'll be like, why do you have the sunscreen because
you can smell it because he's been spraying it.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Strict rule at our house outside with the sunscreen, but
he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
He sneaks right.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They don't have rules free range.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, no, it's not that we have rules. We were
not free range. But I just find it crazy that
he likes the sunscreen so much that he sneaks in there.
I mean once every other day to get the sunscreen,
sneak off and spray it on himself.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
What are you doing in there? You sunscreening again? Good
damn it?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Come here box. You know what else he likes is
the little roller on his face. He likes to take
the roller and just rub it on his face. And
I'm like, we're not even going outside, dude, and he's like, sorry, dad, Dad.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
All we're doing is watching The Travelers. There's son there,
but you can't get UV from the TV.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
All we're watching is the Savannah Bananas and I hate
that crab. I just want to go put sunscreen on. So, yeah,
I'm going to golf today. That is my day. I
am so excited. I have a smile on my face.
It's probably gonna be awful. When you don't play for
a month. There's no way your swing can be any good.
No way, Like Tiger comes back, he has to practice.
(06:57):
At least. I haven't even gone to the driving rain.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
We played a month ago. Father in law, cousin, and
a guy that helped was very significant in getting us
appliances at our house gave us at cost stuff, which
was awesome. So I owed I paid for all their golf.
But he hadn't played in seven years.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Whoa and whoa?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
In eighteen holes, whoa, there were three from one hundred
out from eighty out, he stuck within three feet of
the pen. Seriously, Yeah, so you randomly have some eighth
sense when you haven't played in a long time where
you really zone in on the flag. I mean I
couldn't stick it that close on one hundred shots, and
(07:39):
it was where he didn't even have to. It was
a gimme, so they would win the hole and not
even have to putt on a guy that hadn't played
in seven years. Eighty yards out chipping and I'm the
chip and king. Wow, so that's with you.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That means he must have been really good at golf
seven years.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Ago and he was the guy did I tell the
story where his shoes fell apart? He was and moccasin?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You did tell me that for.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Twelve the holes and we still lost by one.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, so that's what I'm doing.
We better start the show now.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yoh oh yeah, yeah, hear it barely. It's there, there,
it is, Yeah, she's there.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Hey, Arnold, how are you doing pretty good?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Pretty good golf?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
No, no, you're not going golfing with me, Arnold, No,
no you're not. You're you're gonna play golf with Abby.
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Just let me play with my putter at home.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's between you two.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I only take two clubs in the course.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
One of those well the driver, the other ones between
my legs.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
All right, man, let's start it. Oh boy, all right,
we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We Oh the what two sore loser?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What I said? We're chain the format the name of
the show. It's the Sore Loser's Nation.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
No, we're not. What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox I
know the most about sports, so I gave you the
sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a
sports genius.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, I thought it was a genius idea. We jack
the hijack Sports Nation, which went off TV was a
great show. Why not just steal it and put sore
before it sore Losers Nation. Anyways, y'all, it is Sizzen
from the North Alpha Male. I live on the north
side of town with Baser in the country. The corn
is still there, not to be shucked. I drive by it,
but we're driving. It's one of those things where I'm like, Bazer,
(09:34):
let me take a picture, and I kind of alter
her vision so I can't really get a great picture
of it. But it's eight nine feet tall. They are
picking up the hay and straw. All the rolled stuff
is right now in the country getting picked up by somebody.
I don't know who picks it up. But anyways, we're
not gonna sell. We got one point two acres. Add
another acre. We got two point two acres. There's three
(09:56):
new houses going up around us. Oh god, we bought
the two acres. We don't really care that you can
see them and getting new neighbors, which is awesome and
it doesn't really bother us. So older people would probably
be bothered by the houses coming up. And justin two
kids at Vanderbilt, he looks after him. Let me get
into this. So there's three new houses going up next
(10:17):
to us. Huh. And there was an older dude who
thought he was smart and he got the place on
the end. So he had this huge spread of land
that wasn't his, and he just assumed that the townhouses
weren't selling, and so he thought, I'm golden. I got
the place on the end. I'm paying the same amount
these other townhouse are place paying, but because of my location,
(10:38):
I get to enjoy three acres and not pay for it.
There are three new houses going in right around him,
and one of them is double dicked, so where it's
five feet from his back patio. Oh, he had no
idea they were gonna build that close. So before he's
(10:58):
out there on his grill with Pecker looking at the
beautiful view. Now smack dab is a house right in
front of him. We feel so bad for him.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I feel so bad for him. And it's sort of
like when your boy BJ bought a place downtown.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Great example and great story. I served that one up
to you.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
He bought this place downtown in a high rise, beautiful
view everything, and then two years later they build a
sky rise right next to it, and now he just
sees a glass window. And it's like, dude, you had
the beautiful view of downtown, you had the river, you
had everything. You had Titan Stadium, you had it all.
(11:39):
And then they build a building right in your spot.
You can't see crap.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
To the left of him. When you would go on
his pool, you could see the view of Nashville and
there was a parking lot there. That parking lot became
the bridgestone building and it went up forty floors.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And so now this pool gets no sun.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No sun for the pool. The other side BJ correct,
it is a glass building that he sees, but he
does see the hot tub of the Sobro, so he
gets to see people banging in the hot tub.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That does suck, though. It does suck when you think,
oh my gosh, I got this perfect view. I planned
it out perfect. Then they build something right next to you.
So they built new houses in your subdivision.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, there was always townhouses, but we were told that
they weren't selling, but it didn't really affect us because
we got the two acres, so we know what we have.
And so the one guy, we're next to you, he goes,
I thought they were gonna build. They actually were gonna
build a road where our houses cold a sec and
put in three houses there.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh, and so our.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Neighbor would go, hey, man, we're doing a little construction.
We're finally gonna pave the road. It's been a year. Sorry,
he goes, are you kidding me? This is a blessing.
We thought they're going to put a four lane road
through here, so he knew that there was always gonna
be building. I believe this father in law thought he
had the perfect spot, and then the spots the houses
went up right next to him.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
My question for you is, how's that paved driveway? Is
it amazing, it's good? Does it make a difference.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well, I always grew up with rock driveways. I played
basketball on rock my entire life. We needed to get
it done because there was a little pressure from the
neighborhood because there's all those rules in the neighborhood. But
we're not particularly a part of the neighborhood, but we
still abide by the rules because we're nice people.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So they have an HOA, but you're not part of
the HOA.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Correct, So we could have a gravel driveway forever, but
it is the only gravel driveway in the entire subdivision.
So there was that did we really get Our father
in law said, at a spite, you should just never
get it paid.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I was like that, See, I gotta like that. I
kind of liked that. If you have that, I would
be like, you know what I mean, if HOA starts
bugging me, but you're not part of the HOA. It's
sort of like when I lived in Austin and I
had HOA is the stupidest thing ever. It was so annoying,
and we had these little lamps. We didn't have street lights.
For some reason, this new subdivision they decided to put
(14:09):
these stupid lamps in your front yard that were supposed
to be these street lights because it was supposed to
be cool.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
This sounds cute.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh yeah, it's like, uh what is it called Pleasantville?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Only problem is my street My lamp didn't work. It
was supposed to work, but it didn't work. And I
was what twenty five years old. I didn't give a
crap about the street lights. I wasn't worried about fixing
my stupid lamp. Well, the lady next door guess what
she cared about lamps? Me fixing my freaking lamp. I
love lamp. So she one day I'm going out to
(14:42):
get in the vehicle and she comes out and stops me.
She's like, hey, I see your lamp's not working. I'm like, yeah,
you're right, it does work, you know. And she's like, well,
according to the HOA guidelines, it's supposed to be up
and running at all times. I'm like, yeah, I don't
really know how to fix it. It's just broken. When
I moved in. She goes, well, here, I'll tell you
(15:02):
how to fix it. And she tells me step by
step what I need to do to get the lamp fixed. No,
oh yeah, And of course what am I going to
do at twenty five years old? All right, cool, cool,
all right, thank you so much. Later, get in my
car and leave. Two weeks later, guess what lamp lamp
(15:23):
is still not fixed. Because guess who's never going to
fix their lamp.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
The guy that's out partying on the weekends working in
the radio during the.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Day, Ding ding, ding. And I come out to my
car one day and guess what's on my car?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
A lamp, not a lamp.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Step by step instructions on how to fix the lamp. Said, Hey,
notice the lamp is still not fixed. Just want to
remind you this is all you need to do to
fix the lamp.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's getting awkward.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And that's when I decided that lamp will never be fixed.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I never fixed the lamp. Spie out of spite, like
I mean, you do not Who has the nerve to
come and write a handwritten note on your car with
these step by step instructions on how to fix your
freaking lamp? My drone dag business. It ain't your yard,
(16:21):
ain't your lamp. I'm trying to think of a name.
Ain't your lamp? So the old tramp kind of like that,
and it's the same, lady, dude. I had two dogs, right.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I'm aware. I lived with them, and.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
They were puppies at the time, so they liked to
get out. They would knock the fence boards out and
get in their back getting her backyard, run around, come
back into my yard and they'd have to nail the
boards back up. I'd go back over there. I'm sorry
about that, and I'd nail them up. And I went
over there one time to nail up a couple boards
and she goes, oh, by the way, your dog's over
(16:57):
the last week, they've pooped in my yard six times.
If you look at where the flags are, that's where
the poop is. If you could clean that.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Up, Oh my gosh, poor old lady. Though she's bored
at home.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
She's not old. She had two kids that were like
five and eight.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
She threw up flags instead of shoveling it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Exactly what I said. I said, who the hell takes
time to ay go get flags to ay to be
market when you have two kids? Just fling it back
over the fence, or just fling it in your trash can? Like,
what are you doing marking it for an entire week
and then asking me to come pick it up.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You're selling a good neighbor at the time. You're probably
better now.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh, I'm in the backyard trim in the trees. She
would stand on her back patio and be like, oh,
you might want to get that branch. You might want
to get that branch.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
You hate it? Was she hot? No, you hated.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Her hated her. She was all up in my business.
It was so freaking annoying.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
But to answer your question, I don't think we had
to get it, but we didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
All right, good, should we do? We start the show? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We did?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, all right, we'll take a break, We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
We're back.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah. I'm just a little sad you got a divorce.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I mean, I'm excited about playing golf today. But today
tonight is gonna be a tough night. Tonight is a
tough night. As we say goodbye to Nicole. Nicole is
a member of the Green Team. She's been a member
of the Green Team. So I'm gonna say, gosh, feels
like seven eight years. We've been taking the pitch together
(18:39):
every Wednesday night co ed soccer, and about a year
and a half ago Nicole said, hey, you know what,
I'm gonna be gone for nine months. I'm gonna go
on a tour of the world. Me and my boyfriend
have decided we're gonna go tour.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
The world minking those grease Italy they did Italy they did,
probably went to Lake Como.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I don't know if where's lake Como is in that
same place they went all over the place, va at Amsterdam, Morocco.
I don't know about Morocco. I think they went to Japan.
I don't know where all they went to. I think
they went to Barseliza. I'm pretty sure they were in
a Biza. And I'm like, all right, no, not you Abiza. Yeah,
(19:25):
you stay out. We haven't heard from m forever. We
need to book him on the pod uh. And I
was like, okay, cool. So she went away for nine
months she's I was like, well, what about your job?
She goes, Oh, I lost my job back in January,
so this is just the perfect opportunity for us to
get away. I'm like, oh, okay, cool. So they toured
the world for nine months.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Necessary.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah. She came back like seven months ago. Six months ago,
and we playing soccer, playing soccer. The new season is starting.
I'm like, hey, you're in for the new season. She goes,
I'm just in for the first couple of games.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Well, what do you mean, I laid it on you softly.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm only the first couple of games. She goes, Yeah,
me and Derek decided, after touring the world, we're gonna
move to San Diego.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Of all the places she saw Mink and o Ibiva
and she chooses San Diego.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Well, I think they still want to be in the
United States.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Oh yeah, this country good place.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah. Then they were like, just the weather in San
Diego was amazing.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Heard it seventy and every day, and.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
The coastline it was just beautiful. There's so much to do.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Malibu fires.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I don't know about those. I don't know if they're
near to San Diego. But after all these years, she
is up and moving to San Diego. So tonight, as
Nicole takes the field with us, it's gonna be the
last time that we played soccer together.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
How many years are Is this just a complete bit
you just didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, it's been seven or eight years I've played soccer with.
It's it's a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Nicole would love to see you walk away. I love
to watch you leave.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
No, I hate to see you walk away. No way,
I hate to see you leave.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
But I love to watch you.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You'll walk away, and it's gonna be sad. It's gonna
be tough because she's one of the constants. She's been there.
It's been me, her and James and I guess Charlie.
Charlie's dropped off and came back. But man, this is
gonna be a tough night. And then after the game,
we're gonna have a ceremony with her jersey where we
retire it, they bury it. We're gonna leave it right
(21:35):
there on the field. She's gonna go to midfield and
lay it down because I told her she's not allowed
to play in San Diego. She's not allowed to join
another team make new friends. That's not cool. And then
after that, after the game, I'm gonna bring a change
of clothes and we're gonna head to her local watering
hole and we're gonna have a couple drinks.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
You gotta tell her though, as a memento, you're gonna
always keep her part of the group thread.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Now I do do that.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Hey, guys, make sure you bring your or just say okay,
this isn't funnymore. I love San Diego. Who even is
this anymore? It's lunchbox, you're old manager. We do do that.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
We keep other people like Nick he moved back to
the East Coast, we keep him on the thread. We
kept Robin on the thread when she moved to Arizona.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That is so annoying.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
And after two months Robin goes, hey, can you guys
remove me from the thread, because.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You guys don't know, you can't remove yourself if somebody
has an Android in the group.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
You have to start a whole new thread, right, And
so I was thinking, oh, yeah, Robin, you're being funny.
So we didn't remove her, and then like a week later,
she's like, hey, I'm still on the thread. And I
get it because Robin, you know, she wasn't like part
of the crew. She was kind of new. She was
only there for like a year and a half. So
she's like, all right, these people, I'm not really that
close to them.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So like, how close you gotta get?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Well, I mean, Nicole, obviously, I don't know she's gonna
want to be on the threat.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I hope Ray we sweat and share a salivall game
for ninety minutes, and.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
So yeah, we do. We And she, you know, is
the one that got our jerseys. She's the one that
had the brewery that put their name on the jerseys
and bought them for us.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, you can go on Zazzle and do it for
five bucks. It's not like she put a ton of
effort into it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
No, she just asked the brewery. Hey, do you want
to sponsor our team? So the brewery got us jerseys.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Do you want to be sponsored by the Sore Losers?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I kind of do.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Well, we're gonna need to dip into the funds this.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Sore Losers podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Red.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Hey, how'd you guys lose money this year?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
We decided to sponsor Lunches soccer team. Man, Oh really,
you know what kind of league? I mean, how much
is the league? The jerseys they cost fifty dollars. You
guys didn't have fifty dollars in the bank account. No, man,
we were just we thought this would be great advertisement,
would turn the momentum, people would start listening to the pod.
And it actually didn't work at all. No one even cared.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What even a horrible advertising agreement to pay hundreds of
dollars to sponsor the jerseys. You don't even get to
wear them. Somebody else wears them. You just hope that
it advertises your show.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, and that brewery it went out of business. So
Nicole knew the owner would go drink beers there and
was like, hey, you want to sponsor our soccer team?
He said, yeah, gave her the money. She got the Jerseys.
Six months later, that brewery is no longer around.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Man, the turnaround is about six months in this town.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It's crazy how fast things come and how fast things go.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Baser, just send me a text. We got some new
high end five star restaurant that opened up in our community. Really,
they got espresso martinis, they got it, oh, high end menu.
I said, well, let me go check it out, because
it's going to be gone in six months. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Because the wife and I we tried to go eat
dinner last night and there's a new restaurant. We're like,
all right, let's roll we go. Not open on Tuesdays?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
What they'd learned that during the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Why are you open on a Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
You know why?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Because there's no one there?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Right, They realize they don't have to open every day
of the week. You don't have to open until five pm.
We found that out the hard way downtown. Some of
those rooftops don't open until five pm. They used to
be eleven am till the cows came home, and now,
oh no, no, we don't open until five pm. What when
did you learn that? We used to be the only
people up there.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Dang it, all right, I mean times have changed.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, they do five pm. What the hell?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Oh, we're only opening Thursday through Sunday. What what?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What kind of restaurant is open Thursday to Sunday.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh? Pull out your calendar see that. They're like, what
what days are those?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
One? Yeah? So I texted my neighbor Josh. I'm like, hey, man,
you got any other recommendations. We were gonna try this
new place. He goes, yeah, I try this place.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh, it's only open on Thursday. It doesn't nobody again
until Thursday. And he goes, oh, that's weird. Sorry about that, man.
I'm like, what they know that all the tourists get
in town on Thursday, So we just open on Thursday
to Sunday. Will be packed with tourists from Thursday to Sunday,
and we'll take the rest of the week off.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh my gosh. And I looked at the she sent
me the link to this new place. Yeah, it literally
says Tuesday to Sunday too.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Well, Tuesday Sunday just means we're only closed Monday.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Right, But they're still closed one day of the week, right,
which Funday is kind of a night I like to
go have a dinner.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, because usually restaurants are open seven days a week
back in the day. Now all of a sudden, it's like, oh,
we need a day off or you know, staff relaxation.
Like no way, man, Like, what the hell? When I
worked a Dunkan Donuts, guess how many days we were open?
Seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days
a year.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Gas station next to us, I've said it before, they
were open seven days a week, three hundred and sixty
five days a year, twenty four hours a day. They realize,
now we don't get robbed if we're not open midnight
to five, so they shut it down. Whole foods I
don't open to like nine am. So to spite I've
never walked in there. Well, if you're gonna make weird hours,
I my name's been it. I ain't in it. My
(26:58):
name's Paul. It's up to y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
That Yeah, Okay, I was gonna say you have weird hours.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
That I get the after hours is scary. But my
name's Larry. Go have a canary.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Well that's like when I worked to Dunkin Donuts, we
were never closed even on Thanksgiving. I mean, we're always.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Open that was the generation we came from.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Correct, and then one year he decides, okay, you know what,
I'll close on Thanksgiving. Someone robbed the play some things
like literally someone broke in the back door and broke
into the office and tried to steal like the safe
no bull crap, and he's like, all right, I'm not
(27:44):
closing again. They knew we were closed and they broke in,
and so it was open every day after that. That's
what happens when someone sees you doing your normal thing,
then you change things up. They come and get.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You radio guys five days a week, five to ten am.
And the podcast we don't change our hours pod. I mean,
the podcast did go from five days to three.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No, no, no, and that was too. Next it's gonna be
one day now, it's gonna be next. It is gonna
be one day a week. If we can get Coaches
Convention five, if people will come, then we can lower
it down to one day a week. That way people.
I know people have busy lives. There's no way they
can listen to all these pots.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
But it's not that I use it. Well. I hate
to use an example from another podcast one that I
listen to McAfee. You just tune in. When you tune in,
you're listening, you're hearing. They're hearing bits of it, bits
of it. Ha, that's funny. That's why of the first
ten minutes need to be powerful. I've heard every episode
the first ten minutes. I don't know the rest of it.
(28:49):
Ten minutes got to be hard hitting. I want to
talk to you about that. That needs to be our
biggest material.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
So we need to do our best stuff at the start, Sex, drugs,
rock and roll. You got a big story.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Lead with it. That's our block.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
What did we lead with today?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's the thing. It was just just on the mic scene.
If the bikes work? No?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh, he was that I'm going to play golf. I mean,
if that's not a material, I don't know what is.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Are you going with anybody? No? Okay, literally going by
myself because I'm doing a song and dance with my
buddy Dave from college. Tuesday work, No, man, that was
too late. Tuesday, he calls me, Hey, man, Yeah, I
said it doesn't work right. Yeah, I'm not at the
course correct. When I said it doesn't work that it
actually meant that it doesn't really fit right. Okay, right,
(29:38):
What day Friday? No, that's kind of me and Beazer's
day Saturday? No, man, sorry, Saturday Saturday.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Who plays on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm in that song and dance now where he's giving
me his schedule, I'm giving him my schedule. Guys, just
play on your own. You don't need to learn somebody
else's work schedule. When they take their lunches, what days
their boss lets them out early. You don't need all that.
Go by yourself lunch. I tip my cap to you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, we'll take a break.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Crime Pod and.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I sat down last night to watch TV. There wasn't
nothing known.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
That's gonna happen this time of the year.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, I had to sit there and think, what should
I watch tonight?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
You need the Baseball Package on Video Prime. I know.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I don't know if cousin Andrews still has the MLB Package.
I haven't used it because I just don't have enough time.
So I'll just turn into MLB Network and whatever's on there.
I watched that, but it's just like really like I
can't flip. It's like, oh, that game's on and then
it goes to commercial. It's like what else do I watch?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Allow me to sound old for a second. Guys. With
YouTube TV now, there's no channels, so all it is
is scrolling back in the day, you would type in
a channel and you could actually find something if MLB
network correct me if I'm wrong. If I haven't recently
watched it, or they don't have a live program on,
(30:59):
it doesn't even pop up. I can't find it on
my TV unless there's something live on it.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, that's tough. I don't know how YouTube TV works.
I just go to the guide and I type in
what I want.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
So I do miss cable for that, but other reasons
I love it, but it is. It is where the
MLB network sometimes I have MB networks. Sometimes I can't
find it. And you, if you want to search it,
good luck. You better clear out twenty minutes in your schedule.
AM over over over over, l down down down down
up up up up l B. I don't have time
(31:32):
for that, Guys. That twenty minutes just passed, and oh
what we got to go take care of dogs. Awesome?
All right, great, I didn't see it. Uh yeah, okay,
over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
So what do you want? Like? What do you watch
with Bay right now? What is your sh love Island.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
No, I told you when it five thirty hits, that's
when your baseball is starting to roll in. We got
beat the Street going, so we got video prime or whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
And then what are you at on your beat the streak?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Two?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh, we were at four. Now me and Justin are
both at zero. You ready for Justin's new plan?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, I would love to hear it.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Well, it's called the reverse hit. So what we do
is we pick these guys like Otani Akuna, the big ones. Yeah,
and those are the same people that the top leaderboard
people pick, so we root against those people. So we
dropped to zero, they all dropped to zero, and their
morale drops even lower than zero, and then he goes,
(32:26):
then we go. Once we're all at zero.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Do you realize their morale has nothing to do with
how well you do and beat the streak? Like their
morale and where they're at has no bearing on how
you guys do, So it doesn't matter about them coming
back to zero.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
And I said, so, let me get this straight. We're
rooting against our own hitters in a game where we
need our hitters to get a hit. He came up
with a new theory last night.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh, I can't wait to hear it. Well, cars one
was stupid.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Well, this one gets even more interesting. I was texting him.
That's how we lost at Freeman. I said, three under
the wickets. Got to reverse that and give Freeman a hit.
They didn't. The guy never touched the ball. But it
wasn't error on the rock.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I mean the Dodgers. I woke up. They only won
nine to seven.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Whoa, yeah against the Rockies that should have been about twenty.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Well, they were up eight to three.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I woke up he Texas late last night. Justin text
from Justin. I really have a theory. This is not
a joke. I repeat, not a joke. We can no
longer pick big name hitters at coors Field, or big
name hitters in general. Listen, we have to pick somebody
obscure like Riley Green Ernie Clement. Then we have to
(33:35):
root against the big dogs. We are making no headway
picking Atani and Akuna because that's what the leaders are doing.
This is called justin logic sixty nine reverse theorem.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
The reverse theorem for the beat the streak win reverse
and we're both at zero and we're starting the reverse
hit theorem.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I got a right oh, I understand his logic. He's
saying that you're never gonna catch those guys up there
at thirty five, thirty six because they're picking the same hitters.
So you gotta go with the lesser known guys like
Pete Crow Armstrong from the Cubs, from the Cubs, and
you have to pick them vlad Guerrero Junior to get
no hits. That way they drop, You move up to
(34:19):
two and you're ahead of them.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
But mark my words, guys, you bite your dicks when
you say I'm wrong on this one. Pedro forty two,
he's the leader right now. He's at forty. He will
take a week off. He is, he is baseball smart.
He's never in a rush. He makes his pick at
the last second. Last night he picked nobody. He didn't
think he was advantageous. At Coors Field with the Dodgers,
(34:41):
we did. We thought Freeman was a lock. He went
zero for five.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
How I mean, I feel like Pedro forty two is
gonna make a run at this thing.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
He's at forty look out.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I get it. But if you're at forty, I mean
you would have I to me, the logic is, look,
whoever's playing at course, field. If it's a juggernaut like
the Dodgers. The Phillies played there a few weeks ago.
I would look at that team and be like, Okay,
that's who I'm going with because they're gonna score a
lot of runs.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
We follow this guy who runs a log five theorem,
and he said Freeman was a lock. Last night Freeman
went over five. There's no locks. But he did explain
it as there's a seventy five percent chance you're gonna
get a hit with this theorem in play. So it's
better than roulette columns. Roulette columns, you pick two or
three columns, you got sixty six percent. This is better
(35:32):
than that. So if you Freeman not getting a hit
was like covering up two of the columns and both
the greens and you still not winning. It's possible, but
it's like, dang, my luck in Vegas is bad right now?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, that two column things that you.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Do sixty six percent, it's better than fifty. But you
got you're putting double the money. Yeah, you're putting two
hundred down to win one hundred instead of one hundred
to win one hundred and by sixteen percent.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
No, No, the other way you'd be putting one hundred down
if you just put one column to win two hundred.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Correct with thirty three percent chance.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yes, I like it because the greens aren't in a column.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah. Oh man, If you guys don't do it columns,
you're gonna cover up a lot of the table. And
it works until it doesn't because the one time you
miss it, you're losing a two hundred chunk. But when
it does, it hit, I mean it'll hit like three
or four in a row.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Now, do you switch columns or you to keep them
on the same columns.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I'll switch it up column Yeah, and because then you
can go the lower number numbers the middle numbers. I
love columns. I remember just in the Suit I taught
him columns back in twenty thirteen. Guys, when you're you're
a historian like me, you go with the years. Just
in the Suit I taught him columns. I made one
thousand dollars time I went back to my hotel room.
I lost that thousand and another four hundred lost and
(36:50):
woke up the next morning on a Saturday, and South
Beach goes you have no money for college football betting?
You freaking dumb.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, that's Garrett. He texted me the other day and
he's like, hey, man, I'm starting to get that. You
know how we talked about that football weekend in Vegas
where we're just gonna sit there and watch college football
on Saturday and NFL football on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Same clothes, no hotel room.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well no, we'll have hotel room and we'll have different clothes,
but no fancy clothes, no fancy dinners. Just chilling, drinking,
doing that. And I'm like yeah, and he started naming
some dates, and I swear to God, I must be
an addict, because that night all I did was dream
about Vegas. I dreamed about flipping cards, rolling dice, placing bets,
(37:34):
bike jack and I was like, there is something wrong
with me, and I was the table was hot, and
in my dream I had to catch my flight back
or else I was gonna be late for the big show.
And I was torn on what to do because it
was so hot. And then Garrett's like, hey, dude, this
game's going into overtime. You got to come back to
(37:55):
the sports book. It was the dumbest dream ever, But
that tells me that I have a problem that I
need to get to Vegas. To cure because all he
did was mention a Vegas weekend coming up in the fall,
and literally five hours later, I have dreams about Vegas
and gambling and all that.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
You go up the road where, oh those roads at
leave places.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
What's that called Evansville, Evansville or the Mint? Tunica, Tunica,
the Mint.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
These roads are all accessible, right, Just get in the
car and drive on a Friday.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You know what, I'm not going to golf, I'm going
to Evansville.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I went to Evansville and I went Tunica Solo, Baser
goes You're on your own, had a blast one at
both of them. Thousand dollars, got the hell out of town.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Evansville wasn't so much fun, you said it said it
was a lot longer drive than you thought.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Evansville. Guys, when we googled it, we must have done
the most casual search ever, because I thought it was
an hour. It's every bit of two hours.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
And you and Justin were already just schlaver knockered.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
No I drove. I didn't drink well.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
J Juste a schlaberknocker. And he ran out of his
two hundred dollars in the first twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Bud Heavy's sitting there betting one dollar on roulette for
two hours.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
That's just right.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
We gotta get out of here, dude. It's your birthday.
We just got here. How many times are you gonna
tell me we gotta get out of here. The moment
you're all in the vehicle, you're toasting to a good
time birthday, We're gonna hey, we're gonna watch the first
round of baseball, the second round of baseball. It is
six thirty. The games are in like the second Inny.
Hey man, we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
He's like drunk, dude, what happened to does staying here
till midnight?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I said, if my baser doesn't care when I leave
six point thirty, he gets spooked. Hey man, we gotta
get out of here, dude, Calm the hell down.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
He's like your parking is about to expiring. Ray's like,
all right, we're out of here. Let's go go, go
go go. Oh man, all right, we're out of here.
I'm gonna go go golf. I'm gonna go enjoy the day.
I don't think this pod was good enough to be
from the main feed. This was a terrible one.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
E I think it's good enough.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Sometimes the ones you think are bad are actually really good,
if that makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah, I don't know. It was Monday's good.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
On Monday's we got in the weeds. We were talking travelers,
we got talking about Haliburton.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah that's too much, all right.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
We may have to bring it on Friday.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, yeah, I may want to bring a Beza in.
Maybe he can pump us up.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Oh, that would be the episode of the decade.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Man, because I maybe we're just burned out. I don't know,
Maybe we're just tired. Maybe it's the dog days of summer.
Just like in baseball, you know, it's starting to get
hot outside. You're drained emotionally, energetically.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Saw I was drinking down a flute of champagne and
at bees In I saw the sunrise.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, I saw. He went to Michigan. He went to
a bachelorette party this past weekend.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I saw the pictures because they still follow the girl
because she was in promotions. And I thought, man, that
looks like a Biza and that guy really looks like
a Visa. Oh Iza. I guess he's still friends with her,
and he went to her Bachelorette trip.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, he went to the Bachelorette trip and it said
Brie with the balloons and there he was.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Hey, but abeze, it's her bridle shower. He was the
front of every picture.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
That's one thing. I he was the Jaylen Williams of
the bride. I was like, dude, like, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
Yep, oh Man, beautiful Wednesday, A beautiful Wednesday. And I
decided that today was.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
The day that I'm getting a divorce.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It might lead to that. No, I decided, today is
the day that I'm gonna play golf. Yesterday was gonna
be the day that I decided I was gonna play golf.
But then some work stuff came up. People were stopping
by my house, and I didn't have time to go
play golf. And I sat my wife down and I
(00:34):
looked her in the eyes and I said, listen, Yanky,
I said, I know. Wednesdays we got swim lessons in
the middle of afternoon. It's hard to take a couple
boys to swim lessons in the middle of the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's hard to manage the Raiders.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's hard to be a single mom.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's hard to win the Fanatics Past one million dollar
prize throwing footballs.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It's hard when you're the competitions football is and you're
the best quarterback of all time. What a weird competition
to have.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's hard when Jazelle's having a kid with another dude.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's hard when you see Gizelle's body after she had
another kid with another dude.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
It's hard when you realize maybe I wasn't a great
dad because I wasn't there a lot, and I admitted
it on some podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It was hard. It's hard. When did he really give
his son like a two hundred thousand dollars watch?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Did you see that video? No, there's so many videos
it's actually normal now to say no, I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, I don't know. I think I saw that. When
I'm like, there's no way he really gave his son
that expensive a watch. It's so hard to remember if
I saw that or if I just made that up
in my head. And it's hard to not play golf
for almost a month. And I decided that it may
be ninety five degrees, the sun may be shining from
(01:55):
all angles, just torching this earth. No, there is there's
no rain in the forecast today, folks, And that is
why I decided, I'm gonna do it. No matter what
time we get out of work, I'm gonna head to
that golf course and it's gonna be hotter than piss
out there, but I'm gonna put some sunscreen on because
(02:19):
I am so happy to announce that after a month
and a half of not knowing where my sunscreen was.
I'm getting divorced. I found it. I took it out
when I took my clubs to Austin back in May
to play with Garrett Greg Jacob. Not batter's box. He's
(02:40):
still upset about it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What if everybody that's a batter's box here?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Because I had two Kansas sunscreen in my golf bag
and I took him out because I didn't want him
to explode on the plane. And then I got back
and I could never find them.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Ray I got popped on Southwest for a couple of cans.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Then I used to go buy new sunscreen because I
knew that I had two kids of sunscreen somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Funny that sunscreen is such a big part of your life.
We have an entire cabinet. One of the shelves twelve deep.
There's sunscreen, any kind you want, fifty sport, thirty fifteen,
just the oil, just the lube, just the astroglide. We
got it all.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I bought this one kind and it's like, oh, it's
supposed to have something that's good for your skin. It's
like perfect, it doesn't have some chemical in and I'm like,
all right, let me buy this sucker, and I get
out to the golf course first time ever bought it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Shot your eye out.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I was white.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
It didn't rub in.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
It doesn't rub in.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You were white face? I was.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I mean, I looked like dude.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I some skits canceled by doing white face on the
golf course as a sunscreen.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I looked like Casper the Ghost. I was like all
like it would not rub in, so it was all
over my face, my arms, my legs. It looked ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Who invents that crap get it to rub in?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well, I think it's just certain skin types. It doesn't
rub in, got it. I don't know. I must have
a weird skin type because it would not rub in.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, Jerry, I'm gonna try to rub it off over
here real quick. Just give me a second.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I got her all rubbed, so, Jerry, Literally, I have
no idea what I am supposed to do with that
can of sunscreen because I can't use it anymore because
it doesn't rub in. And I look like a fool.
But at least it protects your skin. But then you
walk around the whole day and you just have white.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All over you. Oh, it's the worst.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You look like a fool, like I see him on
the PGA tour. They sometimes they just put it on
and it's like, hey, guys, you didn't rub it in.
It's just all over, like the mom at the pool
or the graandm and Grandpa where they have it all
over their nose and it's like, at least rub the
sudden screen in. But now I realize maybe they've he
tried to rub it in and it just doesn't rub in.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, it's one of those where you want to try
the sunscreen, but try before you buy, but try it
home before you go on the course. Baser got one
that had sparkles on it. Oh, so all Saturday I
was sparkling. Thanks Mays are glad I tried this one
before we go to South Beach.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
That's the thing. I am listen and it's stupid. So
I've been doing everything without sunscreen because I refuse to
buy new ones. But now I have my sunscreen back
in the bag. I left the one that turns you white.
Left that at home. That is still in the closet.
It is there, and I'm gonna tell you we have
an addiction to sunscreen in our house. Drugs Baby Box
(05:40):
three He loves to go in the closet, climb up,
get a sunscreen, go in a different room and spray
it on himself. You can just walk into another room.
You'll be like, why do you have the sunscreen because
you can smell it because he's been spraying it.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Strict rule at our house outside with the sunscreen, but
he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
He sneaks right.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
They don't have rules free range.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, no, it's not that we have rules. We were
not free range. But I just find it crazy that
he likes the sunscreen so much that he sneaks in there.
I mean once every other day to get the sunscreen,
sneak off and spray it on himself.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
What are you doing in there? You sunscreening again? Good
damn it?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Come here box. You know what else he likes is
the little roller on his face. He likes to take
the roller and just rub it on his face. And
I'm like, we're not even going outside, dude, and he's like, sorry, dad, Dad.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
All we're doing is watching The Travelers. There's son there,
but you can't get UV from the TV.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
All we're watching is the Savannah Bananas and I hate
that crab. I just want to go put sunscreen on. So, yeah,
I'm going to golf today. That is my day. I
am so excited. I have a smile on my face.
It's probably gonna be awful. When you don't play for
a month. There's no way your swing can be any good.
No way, Like Tiger comes back, he has to practice.
(06:57):
At least. I haven't even gone to the driving rain.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
We played a month ago. Father in law, cousin, and
a guy that helped was very significant in getting us
appliances at our house gave us at cost stuff, which
was awesome. So I owed I paid for all their golf.
But he hadn't played in seven years.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Whoa and whoa?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
In eighteen holes, whoa, there were three from one hundred
out from eighty out, he stuck within three feet of
the pen. Seriously, Yeah, so you randomly have some eighth
sense when you haven't played in a long time where
you really zone in on the flag. I mean I
couldn't stick it that close on one hundred shots, and
(07:39):
it was where he didn't even have to. It was
a gimme, so they would win the hole and not
even have to putt on a guy that hadn't played
in seven years. Eighty yards out chipping and I'm the
chip and king. Wow, so that's with you.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That means he must have been really good at golf
seven years.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Ago and he was the guy did I tell the
story where his shoes fell apart? He was and moccasin?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
You did tell me that for.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Twelve the holes and we still lost by one.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
That's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, so that's what I'm doing.
We better start the show now.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yoh oh yeah, yeah, hear it barely. It's there, there,
it is, Yeah, she's there.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Hey, Arnold, how are you doing pretty good?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Pretty good golf?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
No, no, you're not going golfing with me, Arnold, No,
no you're not. You're you're gonna play golf with Abby.
You know.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Just let me play with my putter at home.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's between you two.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I only take two clubs in the course.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
One of those well the driver, the other ones between
my legs.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
All right, man, let's start it. Oh boy, all right,
we're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
We Oh the what two sore loser?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
What I said? We're chain the format the name of
the show. It's the Sore Loser's Nation.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
No, we're not. What's up, everybody? I am lunchbox I
know the most about sports, so I gave you the
sports facts my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a
sports genius.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Well, I thought it was a genius idea. We jack
the hijack Sports Nation, which went off TV was a
great show. Why not just steal it and put sore
before it sore Losers Nation. Anyways, y'all, it is Sizzen
from the North Alpha Male. I live on the north
side of town with Baser in the country. The corn
is still there, not to be shucked. I drive by it,
but we're driving. It's one of those things where I'm like, Bazer,
(09:34):
let me take a picture, and I kind of alter
her vision so I can't really get a great picture
of it. But it's eight nine feet tall. They are
picking up the hay and straw. All the rolled stuff
is right now in the country getting picked up by somebody.
I don't know who picks it up. But anyways, we're
not gonna sell. We got one point two acres. Add
another acre. We got two point two acres. There's three
(09:56):
new houses going up around us. Oh god, we bought
the two acres. We don't really care that you can
see them and getting new neighbors, which is awesome and
it doesn't really bother us. So older people would probably
be bothered by the houses coming up. And justin two
kids at Vanderbilt, he looks after him. Let me get
into this. So there's three new houses going up next
(10:17):
to us. Huh. And there was an older dude who
thought he was smart and he got the place on
the end. So he had this huge spread of land
that wasn't his, and he just assumed that the townhouses
weren't selling, and so he thought, I'm golden. I got
the place on the end. I'm paying the same amount
these other townhouse are place paying, but because of my location,
(10:38):
I get to enjoy three acres and not pay for it.
There are three new houses going in right around him,
and one of them is double dicked, so where it's
five feet from his back patio. Oh, he had no
idea they were gonna build that close. So before he's
(10:58):
out there on his grill with Pecker looking at the
beautiful view. Now smack dab is a house right in
front of him. We feel so bad for him.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
I feel so bad for him. And it's sort of
like when your boy BJ bought a place downtown.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Great example and great story. I served that one up
to you.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
He bought this place downtown in a high rise, beautiful
view everything, and then two years later they build a
sky rise right next to it, and now he just
sees a glass window. And it's like, dude, you had
the beautiful view of downtown, you had the river, you
had everything. You had Titan Stadium, you had it all.
(11:39):
And then they build a building right in your spot.
You can't see crap.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
To the left of him. When you would go on
his pool, you could see the view of Nashville and
there was a parking lot there. That parking lot became
the bridgestone building and it went up forty floors.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
And so now this pool gets no sun.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No sun for the pool. The other side BJ correct,
it is a glass building that he sees, but he
does see the hot tub of the Sobro, so he
gets to see people banging in the hot tub.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That does suck, though. It does suck when you think,
oh my gosh, I got this perfect view. I planned
it out perfect. Then they build something right next to you.
So they built new houses in your subdivision.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, there was always townhouses, but we were told that
they weren't selling, but it didn't really affect us because
we got the two acres, so we know what we have.
And so the one guy, we're next to you, he goes,
I thought they were gonna build. They actually were gonna
build a road where our houses cold a sec and
put in three houses there.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Oh, and so our.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Neighbor would go, hey, man, we're doing a little construction.
We're finally gonna pave the road. It's been a year. Sorry,
he goes, are you kidding me? This is a blessing.
We thought they're going to put a four lane road
through here, so he knew that there was always gonna
be building. I believe this father in law thought he
had the perfect spot, and then the spots the houses
went up right next to him.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
My question for you is, how's that paved driveway? Is
it amazing, it's good? Does it make a difference.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well, I always grew up with rock driveways. I played
basketball on rock my entire life. We needed to get
it done because there was a little pressure from the
neighborhood because there's all those rules in the neighborhood. But
we're not particularly a part of the neighborhood, but we
still abide by the rules because we're nice people.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
So they have an HOA, but you're not part of
the HOA.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Correct, So we could have a gravel driveway forever, but
it is the only gravel driveway in the entire subdivision.
So there was that did we really get Our father
in law said, at a spite, you should just never
get it paid.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I was like that, See, I gotta like that. I
kind of liked that. If you have that, I would
be like, you know what I mean, if HOA starts
bugging me, but you're not part of the HOA. It's
sort of like when I lived in Austin and I
had HOA is the stupidest thing ever. It was so annoying,
and we had these little lamps. We didn't have street lights.
For some reason, this new subdivision they decided to put
(14:09):
these stupid lamps in your front yard that were supposed
to be these street lights because it was supposed to
be cool.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
This sounds cute.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh yeah, it's like, uh what is it called Pleasantville?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Only problem is my street My lamp didn't work. It
was supposed to work, but it didn't work. And I
was what twenty five years old. I didn't give a
crap about the street lights. I wasn't worried about fixing
my stupid lamp. Well, the lady next door guess what
she cared about lamps? Me fixing my freaking lamp. I
love lamp. So she one day I'm going out to
(14:42):
get in the vehicle and she comes out and stops me.
She's like, hey, I see your lamp's not working. I'm like, yeah,
you're right, it does work, you know. And she's like, well,
according to the HOA guidelines, it's supposed to be up
and running at all times. I'm like, yeah, I don't
really know how to fix it. It's just broken. When
I moved in. She goes, well, here, I'll tell you
(15:02):
how to fix it. And she tells me step by
step what I need to do to get the lamp fixed. No,
oh yeah, And of course what am I going to
do at twenty five years old? All right, cool, cool,
all right, thank you so much. Later, get in my
car and leave. Two weeks later, guess what lamp lamp
(15:23):
is still not fixed. Because guess who's never going to
fix their lamp.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
The guy that's out partying on the weekends working in
the radio during the.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Day, Ding ding, ding. And I come out to my
car one day and guess what's on my car?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
A lamp, not a lamp.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Step by step instructions on how to fix the lamp. Said, Hey,
notice the lamp is still not fixed. Just want to
remind you this is all you need to do to
fix the lamp.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's getting awkward.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And that's when I decided that lamp will never be fixed.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I never fixed the lamp. Spie out of spite, like
I mean, you do not Who has the nerve to
come and write a handwritten note on your car with
these step by step instructions on how to fix your
freaking lamp? My drone dag business. It ain't your yard,
(16:21):
ain't your lamp. I'm trying to think of a name.
Ain't your lamp? So the old tramp kind of like that,
and it's the same, lady, dude. I had two dogs, right.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
I'm aware. I lived with them, and.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
They were puppies at the time, so they liked to
get out. They would knock the fence boards out and
get in their back getting her backyard, run around, come
back into my yard and they'd have to nail the
boards back up. I'd go back over there. I'm sorry
about that, and I'd nail them up. And I went
over there one time to nail up a couple boards
and she goes, oh, by the way, your dog's over
(16:57):
the last week, they've pooped in my yard six times.
If you look at where the flags are, that's where
the poop is. If you could clean that.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Up, Oh my gosh, poor old lady. Though she's bored
at home.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
She's not old. She had two kids that were like
five and eight.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
She threw up flags instead of shoveling it.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Exactly what I said. I said, who the hell takes
time to ay go get flags to ay to be
market when you have two kids? Just fling it back
over the fence, or just fling it in your trash can? Like,
what are you doing marking it for an entire week
and then asking me to come pick it up.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
You're selling a good neighbor at the time. You're probably
better now.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh, I'm in the backyard trim in the trees. She
would stand on her back patio and be like, oh,
you might want to get that branch. You might want
to get that branch.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
You hate it? Was she hot? No, you hated.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Her hated her. She was all up in my business.
It was so freaking annoying.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
But to answer your question, I don't think we had
to get it, but we didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
All right, good, should we do? We start the show? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
We did?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Yeah, all right, we'll take a break, We'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
We're back.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah. I'm just a little sad you got a divorce.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
I mean, I'm excited about playing golf today. But today
tonight is gonna be a tough night. Tonight is a
tough night. As we say goodbye to Nicole. Nicole is
a member of the Green Team. She's been a member
of the Green Team. So I'm gonna say, gosh, feels
like seven eight years. We've been taking the pitch together
(18:39):
every Wednesday night co ed soccer, and about a year
and a half ago Nicole said, hey, you know what,
I'm gonna be gone for nine months. I'm gonna go
on a tour of the world. Me and my boyfriend
have decided we're gonna go tour.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
The world minking those grease Italy they did Italy they did,
probably went to Lake Como.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I don't know if where's lake Como is in that
same place they went all over the place, va at Amsterdam, Morocco.
I don't know about Morocco. I think they went to Japan.
I don't know where all they went to. I think
they went to Barseliza. I'm pretty sure they were in
a Biza. And I'm like, all right, no, not you Abiza. Yeah,
(19:25):
you stay out. We haven't heard from m forever. We
need to book him on the pod uh. And I
was like, okay, cool. So she went away for nine
months she's I was like, well, what about your job?
She goes, Oh, I lost my job back in January,
so this is just the perfect opportunity for us to
get away. I'm like, oh, okay, cool. So they toured
the world for nine months.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Necessary.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah. She came back like seven months ago. Six months ago,
and we playing soccer, playing soccer. The new season is starting.
I'm like, hey, you're in for the new season. She goes,
I'm just in for the first couple of games.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Well, what do you mean, I laid it on you softly.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm only the first couple of games. She goes, Yeah,
me and Derek decided, after touring the world, we're gonna
move to San Diego.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Of all the places she saw Mink and o Ibiva
and she chooses San Diego.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Well, I think they still want to be in the
United States.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Oh yeah, this country good place.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah. Then they were like, just the weather in San
Diego was amazing.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Heard it seventy and every day, and.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
The coastline it was just beautiful. There's so much to do.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Malibu fires.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I don't know about those. I don't know if they're
near to San Diego. But after all these years, she
is up and moving to San Diego. So tonight, as
Nicole takes the field with us, it's gonna be the
last time that we played soccer together.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
How many years are Is this just a complete bit
you just didn't.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
No, it's been seven or eight years I've played soccer with.
It's it's a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Nicole would love to see you walk away. I love
to watch you leave.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
No, I hate to see you walk away. No way,
I hate to see you leave.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
But I love to watch you.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
You'll walk away, and it's gonna be sad. It's gonna
be tough because she's one of the constants. She's been there.
It's been me, her and James and I guess Charlie.
Charlie's dropped off and came back. But man, this is
gonna be a tough night. And then after the game,
we're gonna have a ceremony with her jersey where we
retire it, they bury it. We're gonna leave it right
(21:35):
there on the field. She's gonna go to midfield and
lay it down because I told her she's not allowed
to play in San Diego. She's not allowed to join
another team make new friends. That's not cool. And then
after that, after the game, I'm gonna bring a change
of clothes and we're gonna head to her local watering
hole and we're gonna have a couple drinks.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
You gotta tell her though, as a memento, you're gonna
always keep her part of the group thread.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Now I do do that.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Hey, guys, make sure you bring your or just say okay,
this isn't funnymore. I love San Diego. Who even is
this anymore? It's lunchbox, you're old manager. We do do that.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
We keep other people like Nick he moved back to
the East Coast, we keep him on the thread. We
kept Robin on the thread when she moved to Arizona.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That is so annoying.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
And after two months Robin goes, hey, can you guys
remove me from the thread, because.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You guys don't know, you can't remove yourself if somebody
has an Android in the group.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
You have to start a whole new thread, right, And
so I was thinking, oh, yeah, Robin, you're being funny.
So we didn't remove her, and then like a week later,
she's like, hey, I'm still on the thread. And I
get it because Robin, you know, she wasn't like part
of the crew. She was kind of new. She was
only there for like a year and a half. So
she's like, all right, these people, I'm not really that
close to them.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
So like, how close you gotta get?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Well, I mean, Nicole, obviously, I don't know she's gonna
want to be on the threat.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
I hope Ray we sweat and share a salivall game
for ninety minutes, and.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
So yeah, we do. We And she, you know, is
the one that got our jerseys. She's the one that
had the brewery that put their name on the jerseys
and bought them for us.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Okay, you can go on Zazzle and do it for
five bucks. It's not like she put a ton of
effort into it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
No, she just asked the brewery. Hey, do you want
to sponsor our team? So the brewery got us jerseys.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Do you want to be sponsored by the Sore Losers?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
I kind of do.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Well, we're gonna need to dip into the funds this.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Sore Losers podcast.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Red.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Hey, how'd you guys lose money this year?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
We decided to sponsor Lunches soccer team. Man, Oh really,
you know what kind of league? I mean, how much
is the league? The jerseys they cost fifty dollars. You
guys didn't have fifty dollars in the bank account. No, man,
we were just we thought this would be great advertisement,
would turn the momentum, people would start listening to the pod.
And it actually didn't work at all. No one even cared.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What even a horrible advertising agreement to pay hundreds of
dollars to sponsor the jerseys. You don't even get to
wear them. Somebody else wears them. You just hope that
it advertises your show.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, and that brewery it went out of business. So
Nicole knew the owner would go drink beers there and
was like, hey, you want to sponsor our soccer team?
He said, yeah, gave her the money. She got the Jerseys.
Six months later, that brewery is no longer around.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Man, the turnaround is about six months in this town.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It's crazy how fast things come and how fast things go.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Baser, just send me a text. We got some new
high end five star restaurant that opened up in our community. Really,
they got espresso martinis, they got it, oh, high end menu.
I said, well, let me go check it out, because
it's going to be gone in six months. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Because the wife and I we tried to go eat
dinner last night and there's a new restaurant. We're like,
all right, let's roll we go. Not open on Tuesdays?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
What they'd learned that during the pandemic.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Why are you open on a Tuesday?
Speaker 2 (25:01):
You know why?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Because there's no one there?
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Right, They realize they don't have to open every day
of the week. You don't have to open until five pm.
We found that out the hard way downtown. Some of
those rooftops don't open until five pm. They used to
be eleven am till the cows came home, and now,
oh no, no, we don't open until five pm. What when
did you learn that? We used to be the only
people up there.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Dang it, all right, I mean times have changed.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yeah, they do five pm. What the hell?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Oh, we're only opening Thursday through Sunday. What what?
Speaker 2 (25:31):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What kind of restaurant is open Thursday to Sunday.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh? Pull out your calendar see that. They're like, what
what days are those?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
One? Yeah? So I texted my neighbor Josh. I'm like, hey, man,
you got any other recommendations. We were gonna try this
new place. He goes, yeah, I try this place.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh, it's only open on Thursday. It doesn't nobody again
until Thursday. And he goes, oh, that's weird. Sorry about that, man.
I'm like, what they know that all the tourists get
in town on Thursday, So we just open on Thursday
to Sunday. Will be packed with tourists from Thursday to Sunday,
and we'll take the rest of the week off.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh my gosh. And I looked at the she sent
me the link to this new place. Yeah, it literally
says Tuesday to Sunday too.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Well, Tuesday Sunday just means we're only closed Monday.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Right, But they're still closed one day of the week, right,
which Funday is kind of a night I like to
go have a dinner.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, because usually restaurants are open seven days a week
back in the day. Now all of a sudden, it's like, oh,
we need a day off or you know, staff relaxation.
Like no way, man, Like, what the hell? When I
worked a Dunkan Donuts, guess how many days we were open?
Seven days a week, three hundred and sixty five days
a year.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Gas station next to us, I've said it before, they
were open seven days a week, three hundred and sixty
five days a year, twenty four hours a day. They realize,
now we don't get robbed if we're not open midnight
to five, so they shut it down. Whole foods I
don't open to like nine am. So to spite I've
never walked in there. Well, if you're gonna make weird hours,
I my name's been it. I ain't in it. My
(26:58):
name's Paul. It's up to y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
That Yeah, Okay, I was gonna say you have weird hours.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
That I get the after hours is scary. But my
name's Larry. Go have a canary.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Well that's like when I worked to Dunkin Donuts, we
were never closed even on Thanksgiving. I mean, we're always.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Open that was the generation we came from.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Correct, and then one year he decides, okay, you know what,
I'll close on Thanksgiving. Someone robbed the play some things
like literally someone broke in the back door and broke
into the office and tried to steal like the safe
no bull crap, and he's like, all right, I'm not
(27:44):
closing again. They knew we were closed and they broke in,
and so it was open every day after that. That's
what happens when someone sees you doing your normal thing,
then you change things up. They come and get.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You radio guys five days a week, five to ten am.
And the podcast we don't change our hours pod. I mean,
the podcast did go from five days to three.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
No, no, no, and that was too. Next it's gonna be
one day now, it's gonna be next. It is gonna
be one day a week. If we can get Coaches
Convention five, if people will come, then we can lower
it down to one day a week. That way people.
I know people have busy lives. There's no way they
can listen to all these pots.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
But it's not that I use it. Well. I hate
to use an example from another podcast one that I
listen to McAfee. You just tune in. When you tune in,
you're listening, you're hearing. They're hearing bits of it, bits
of it. Ha, that's funny. That's why of the first
ten minutes need to be powerful. I've heard every episode
the first ten minutes. I don't know the rest of it.
(28:49):
Ten minutes got to be hard hitting. I want to
talk to you about that. That needs to be our
biggest material.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
So we need to do our best stuff at the start, Sex, drugs,
rock and roll. You got a big story.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Lead with it. That's our block.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
What did we lead with today?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's the thing. It was just just on the mic scene.
If the bikes work? No?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Oh, he was that I'm going to play golf. I mean,
if that's not a material, I don't know what is.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Are you going with anybody? No? Okay, literally going by
myself because I'm doing a song and dance with my
buddy Dave from college. Tuesday work, No, man, that was
too late. Tuesday, he calls me, Hey, man, Yeah, I
said it doesn't work right. Yeah, I'm not at the
course correct. When I said it doesn't work that it
actually meant that it doesn't really fit right. Okay, right,
(29:38):
What day Friday? No, that's kind of me and Beazer's
day Saturday? No, man, sorry, Saturday Saturday.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Who plays on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm in that song and dance now where he's giving
me his schedule, I'm giving him my schedule. Guys, just
play on your own. You don't need to learn somebody
else's work schedule. When they take their lunches, what days
their boss lets them out early. You don't need all that.
Go by yourself lunch. I tip my cap to you.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah, we'll take a break.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Crime Pod and.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I sat down last night to watch TV. There wasn't
nothing known.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
That's gonna happen this time of the year.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah, I had to sit there and think, what should
I watch tonight?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
You need the Baseball Package on Video Prime. I know.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I don't know if cousin Andrews still has the MLB Package.
I haven't used it because I just don't have enough time.
So I'll just turn into MLB Network and whatever's on there.
I watched that, but it's just like really like I
can't flip. It's like, oh, that game's on and then
it goes to commercial. It's like what else do I watch?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Allow me to sound old for a second. Guys. With
YouTube TV now, there's no channels, so all it is
is scrolling back in the day, you would type in
a channel and you could actually find something if MLB
network correct me if I'm wrong. If I haven't recently
watched it, or they don't have a live program on,
(30:59):
it doesn't even pop up. I can't find it on
my TV unless there's something live on it.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, that's tough. I don't know how YouTube TV works.
I just go to the guide and I type in
what I want.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
So I do miss cable for that, but other reasons
I love it, but it is. It is where the
MLB network sometimes I have MB networks. Sometimes I can't
find it. And you, if you want to search it,
good luck. You better clear out twenty minutes in your schedule.
AM over over over over, l down down down down
up up up up l B. I don't have time
(31:32):
for that, Guys. That twenty minutes just passed, and oh
what we got to go take care of dogs. Awesome?
All right, great, I didn't see it. Uh yeah, okay,
over to you, man.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
So what do you want? Like? What do you watch
with Bay right now? What is your sh love Island.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
No, I told you when it five thirty hits, that's
when your baseball is starting to roll in. We got
beat the Street going, so we got video prime or whatever.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
And then what are you at on your beat the streak?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Two?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh, we were at four. Now me and Justin are
both at zero. You ready for Justin's new plan?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah, I would love to hear it.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Well, it's called the reverse hit. So what we do
is we pick these guys like Otani Akuna, the big ones. Yeah,
and those are the same people that the top leaderboard
people pick, so we root against those people. So we
dropped to zero, they all dropped to zero, and their
morale drops even lower than zero, and then he goes,
(32:26):
then we go. Once we're all at zero.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Do you realize their morale has nothing to do with
how well you do and beat the streak? Like their
morale and where they're at has no bearing on how
you guys do, So it doesn't matter about them coming
back to zero.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
And I said, so, let me get this straight. We're
rooting against our own hitters in a game where we
need our hitters to get a hit. He came up
with a new theory last night.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Oh, I can't wait to hear it. Well, cars one
was stupid.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Well, this one gets even more interesting. I was texting him.
That's how we lost at Freeman. I said, three under
the wickets. Got to reverse that and give Freeman a hit.
They didn't. The guy never touched the ball. But it
wasn't error on the rock.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I mean the Dodgers. I woke up. They only won
nine to seven.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Whoa, yeah against the Rockies that should have been about twenty.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Well, they were up eight to three.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I woke up he Texas late last night. Justin text
from Justin. I really have a theory. This is not
a joke. I repeat, not a joke. We can no
longer pick big name hitters at coors Field, or big
name hitters in general. Listen, we have to pick somebody
obscure like Riley Green Ernie Clement. Then we have to
(33:35):
root against the big dogs. We are making no headway
picking Atani and Akuna because that's what the leaders are doing.
This is called justin logic sixty nine reverse theorem.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
The reverse theorem for the beat the streak win reverse
and we're both at zero and we're starting the reverse
hit theorem.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I got a right oh, I understand his logic. He's
saying that you're never gonna catch those guys up there
at thirty five, thirty six because they're picking the same hitters.
So you gotta go with the lesser known guys like
Pete Crow Armstrong from the Cubs, from the Cubs, and
you have to pick them vlad Guerrero Junior to get
no hits. That way they drop, You move up to
(34:19):
two and you're ahead of them.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
But mark my words, guys, you bite your dicks when
you say I'm wrong on this one. Pedro forty two,
he's the leader right now. He's at forty. He will
take a week off. He is, he is baseball smart.
He's never in a rush. He makes his pick at
the last second. Last night he picked nobody. He didn't
think he was advantageous. At Coors Field with the Dodgers,
(34:41):
we did. We thought Freeman was a lock. He went
zero for five.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
How I mean, I feel like Pedro forty two is
gonna make a run at this thing.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
He's at forty look out.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I get it. But if you're at forty, I mean
you would have I to me, the logic is, look,
whoever's playing at course, field. If it's a juggernaut like
the Dodgers. The Phillies played there a few weeks ago.
I would look at that team and be like, Okay,
that's who I'm going with because they're gonna score a
lot of runs.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
We follow this guy who runs a log five theorem,
and he said Freeman was a lock. Last night Freeman
went over five. There's no locks. But he did explain
it as there's a seventy five percent chance you're gonna
get a hit with this theorem in play. So it's
better than roulette columns. Roulette columns, you pick two or
three columns, you got sixty six percent. This is better
(35:32):
than that. So if you Freeman not getting a hit
was like covering up two of the columns and both
the greens and you still not winning. It's possible, but
it's like, dang, my luck in Vegas is bad right now?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, that two column things that you.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Do sixty six percent, it's better than fifty. But you
got you're putting double the money. Yeah, you're putting two
hundred down to win one hundred instead of one hundred
to win one hundred and by sixteen percent.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
No, No, the other way you'd be putting one hundred down
if you just put one column to win two hundred.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Correct with thirty three percent chance.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yes, I like it because the greens aren't in a column.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah. Oh man, If you guys don't do it columns,
you're gonna cover up a lot of the table. And
it works until it doesn't because the one time you
miss it, you're losing a two hundred chunk. But when
it does, it hit, I mean it'll hit like three
or four in a row.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Now, do you switch columns or you to keep them
on the same columns.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I'll switch it up column Yeah, and because then you
can go the lower number numbers the middle numbers. I
love columns. I remember just in the Suit I taught
him columns back in twenty thirteen. Guys, when you're you're
a historian like me, you go with the years. Just
in the Suit I taught him columns. I made one
thousand dollars time I went back to my hotel room.
I lost that thousand and another four hundred lost and
(36:50):
woke up the next morning on a Saturday, and South
Beach goes you have no money for college football betting?
You freaking dumb.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Yeah, that's Garrett. He texted me the other day and
he's like, hey, man, I'm starting to get that. You
know how we talked about that football weekend in Vegas
where we're just gonna sit there and watch college football
on Saturday and NFL football on Sunday.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Same clothes, no hotel room.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Well no, we'll have hotel room and we'll have different clothes,
but no fancy clothes, no fancy dinners. Just chilling, drinking,
doing that. And I'm like yeah, and he started naming
some dates, and I swear to God, I must be
an addict, because that night all I did was dream
about Vegas. I dreamed about flipping cards, rolling dice, placing bets,
(37:34):
bike jack and I was like, there is something wrong
with me, and I was the table was hot, and
in my dream I had to catch my flight back
or else I was gonna be late for the big show.
And I was torn on what to do because it
was so hot. And then Garrett's like, hey, dude, this
game's going into overtime. You got to come back to
(37:55):
the sports book. It was the dumbest dream ever, But
that tells me that I have a problem that I
need to get to Vegas. To cure because all he
did was mention a Vegas weekend coming up in the fall,
and literally five hours later, I have dreams about Vegas
and gambling and all that.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
You go up the road where, oh those roads at
leave places.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
What's that called Evansville, Evansville or the Mint? Tunica, Tunica,
the Mint.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
These roads are all accessible, right, Just get in the
car and drive on a Friday.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
You know what, I'm not going to golf, I'm going
to Evansville.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I went to Evansville and I went Tunica Solo, Baser
goes You're on your own, had a blast one at
both of them. Thousand dollars, got the hell out of town.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Evansville wasn't so much fun, you said it said it
was a lot longer drive than you thought.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Evansville. Guys, when we googled it, we must have done
the most casual search ever, because I thought it was
an hour. It's every bit of two hours.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
And you and Justin were already just schlaver knockered.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
No I drove. I didn't drink well.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
J Juste a schlaberknocker. And he ran out of his
two hundred dollars in the first twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Bud Heavy's sitting there betting one dollar on roulette for
two hours.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
That's just right.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
We gotta get out of here, dude. It's your birthday.
We just got here. How many times are you gonna
tell me we gotta get out of here. The moment
you're all in the vehicle, you're toasting to a good
time birthday, We're gonna hey, we're gonna watch the first
round of baseball, the second round of baseball. It is
six thirty. The games are in like the second Inny.
Hey man, we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
He's like drunk, dude, what happened to does staying here
till midnight?
Speaker 2 (39:34):
I said, if my baser doesn't care when I leave
six point thirty, he gets spooked. Hey man, we gotta
get out of here, dude, Calm the hell down.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
He's like your parking is about to expiring. Ray's like,
all right, we're out of here. Let's go go, go
go go. Oh man, all right, we're out of here.
I'm gonna go go golf. I'm gonna go enjoy the day.
I don't think this pod was good enough to be
from the main feed. This was a terrible one.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
E I think it's good enough.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Sometimes the ones you think are bad are actually really good,
if that makes any sense.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah, I don't know. It was Monday's good.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
On Monday's we got in the weeds. We were talking travelers,
we got talking about Haliburton.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah that's too much, all right.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
We may have to bring it on Friday.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Yeah, yeah, I may want to bring a Beza in.
Maybe he can pump us up.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Oh, that would be the episode of the decade.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Man, because I maybe we're just burned out. I don't know,
Maybe we're just tired. Maybe it's the dog days of summer.
Just like in baseball, you know, it's starting to get
hot outside. You're drained emotionally, energetically.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Saw I was drinking down a flute of champagne and
at bees In I saw the sunrise.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Yeah, I saw. He went to Michigan. He went to
a bachelorette party this past weekend.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I saw the pictures because they still follow the girl
because she was in promotions. And I thought, man, that
looks like a Biza and that guy really looks like
a Visa. Oh Iza. I guess he's still friends with her,
and he went to her Bachelorette trip.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, he went to the Bachelorette trip and it said
Brie with the balloons and there he was.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Hey, but abeze, it's her bridle shower. He was the
front of every picture.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
That's one thing. I he was the Jaylen Williams of
the bride. I was like, dude, like, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
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