March 12, 2025 • 43 mins
In this episode Lunchbox got to break a few hearts which brought a lot of tears but it was one of the best feelings he's ever experienced. Lunchbox had an awkward run in with a hottie and pre-pubescent teen on the golf course that resulted in 8 silent holes of golf. Ray is trying to convince Lunchbox and Justin to hit up the SEC Men's Basketball tournament that is in Nashville.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Go, well, I still turn on the other stuff. Yeah,
turn on the mics. Man, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh man, I'm exhausted. I'm so tired.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So what Bob Cole told me during my internship when
I was in Austin, Texas in two thousand and nine
or ten, he said, if there's ever something that goes wrong,
just turn on the mics and let the host talk.
That's what they're paid to do. So right now, I'm
still setting stuff up. Something technically hasn't gone wrong yet.
But you know what, I just turned the mics up.
Let the hosts do what they do.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm glad you actually learned something in your internship and
you actually listen to when people talk to you. But
there's really nothing to set up when you're in here.
All you do is turn on the mics and go right,
and then you turn up the pod whenever the pots
when you're gonna play a clip.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, not to get too much in the weeds, too
much inside baseball. But McKitty does this show not very complicated,
not very sophisticated, so he doesn't have all the stuff selected.
I have to make sure it all can records into Adobe,
which sometimes it doesn't, and there was one show where
we thought we were talking under a to intro it
and we weren't. Oh, I didn't know that, and then
it started halfway through.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Just random, no idea. I didn't pay attention to that.
I just know that I do like McKitty and he
likes to text me randomly at three am because there's
a kid that baby Box goes to school with. His
mom and dad work at a certain bar that McKitty
likes to go to, and so whenever he sees them,
he sends me a picture of him, like, you know
who this is. I'm like, yeah, dude, I know who
(01:24):
that is. Like I went to Monster Jam with him.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We got it. We're friends. I feel like McKitty. Love
the guy. He's a legend. There's clips of us saying
that how great he is on the scene. Knows all
the bars, drinks, the women, the men, everybody. He's he's
really the mayor of Broadway.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
He's a midtown he's a man around town.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm the former mayor of Lower Broadway. I handed that over.
Mckitty's always been on the scene, but he's at a
phase now where you guys have kids. Eddie has kids
and they've forged the most random relationship, and this man
will go into his office and they'll just talk about
god knows what. And sometimes I believe that this man
meets up with McKitty, which they have nothing in common.
(02:02):
Kitty gets schlit faced, and the other man has a
family with kids, so kiddies at a phase. I hate
to break down the man's psychology appointment right here on
the radio podcast, if you will. But you guys all
have kids and families and houses and you're established and
you're moving into the four to oh one k part
of your life. Whereas him, dude, he's still towards the
(02:23):
tail end of being on the bar scene, partying, hooking up.
He's single. So it's a weird dynamic. It's witch's weird.
It's weird when you got to decide to leave the
bar scene. It's a weird transition. It's like, oh, how
are the bars gonna survive without me?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And what's crazy is they survive no problem. They just
keep on flowing. New people come in, the bartenders make
new friends. Then those friends transition out, and guess what,
a new crop comes in. They become friends with the
bartender and you're like, oh my gosh, they're gonna be
my best friend. Then you move out of that and
you don't talk to that bartender anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's weird transition. Yeah, not anymore. But yeah, you're right,
that's the thing with Kitty. So he's still trying to
find his sea legs in this new building, in this
new era. So I wish him well. The previous woman
he was with was phenomenal. I hope he can find
another Megan who so God, oh mind, what are we doing?
(03:22):
What are you when you just throw me in this room,
you get me in a weird movie, you.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Just throw their business out on Wall Street? I mean, wow.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, but I'm saying him sending you pictures. He'll send
me a random not a what does he do? He'll
comment on something. And then he posted a video at
throwback from three years ago of us telling him he's
a legend at the bar scene. Kiddie, that was, but
he still is. That was half of a decade ago,
three years, half of a decade. Not a little math
(03:53):
a massism, statistical, a little off, all right, So I
feel for the kid. I'm not a kid, my kid, kiddy,
Oh got it. We're gonna do it live guys, Arnold
he called in. This is the voicemail he left me
on my phone. What's that man? What's this season? Statistical decision? Hey,
(04:17):
what's up, lunch box? I'm in pain us. I mean,
can't coon with that blue girl, the one that hooked
up with other guys. We're at Grand Rivier and can't coon. Hey,
lunch talk to one of my friends if you're not
at that beach where you are? What's up? Guys? Pretty drunk?
I'll talk to later. Be back in my internship never.
(04:41):
I'm getting faded. Boys can't call. That was the voicemail
he left me. Wow, he sounds like he's having a
good old time. Oh feels like I need a spring break.
I'll tell you what. The way I'm talking about the
way he's doing it. I feel like I need a
spring break. And you know how I know the spring breaks? Oh,
I know him. My dad had me look up the
(05:03):
University of Cincinnati, the University of Michigan, Michigan State University, Nashville.
Now I didn't have me to look up in Nashville.
Was there another major school? Because he wanted to know
the traffic on their route if he was gonna be
facing spring break traffic, and I informed him that Michigan
State and the University of Michigan were last week. University, Wow,
(05:25):
that is real early, the very beginning of March. That
is crazy. University of Cincy is next week. So my
father did not battle any of the spring break traffic,
but I informed him, I think there's some kind of
a thunderhead, a weird tropical, massive storm coming across America.
So there's that. And then also he's gonna have to
face SEC traffic all coming up to the Epicenter Nashville,
(05:46):
Tennessee for the SEC tournament.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, that's right here in our backyard, and we got
to decide if we're going or not.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
We're gonna do that. Oh the one two sore loser?
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Y'all. It is Sisson. I'm from the North. I am
an alpha male. I live on the North Side with
my Broadway girl, Bezer. She works from home. Absolutely beautiful life.
I mean she's in the PJS. Sometimes she has to
do a zoom. She'll get all touched up for that,
but I go home most of the time it's just
hurting the cat doing some Excel spreadsheets. It's a beautiful
life in the country. Two point two acres, usually a
lot of trash on it. I gotta clean up all
(06:28):
kinds of s because all these truckers put it in
the back of their cabs and it just blows out.
So yesterday twenty minutes picking up all kinds of stuff.
It's the country life. I love it, though, I wouldn't
trade it for the world. I'm a country mouse on
the weekends and at night. During the week days, I
am a city mouse. Over to you, man, and let's
just let's put the let's put the can of worms
(06:51):
out out in the open. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Spring break, man, I'm gonna tell you what. I've never
experienced spring break with a family before. This is my
first one. That my oldest son baby boxes in kindergarten,
and they were supposed to go on fall break to Florida.
But then these like there was hurricane season and they
all hit up on Florida and they couldn't go to
Florida for fall break. So for spring break, like, all right,
(07:14):
let's go to Florida.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Now, yeah, it ain't Hurricane Citizen right now.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Right, So they rebooked the trip, and I'm gonna tell
you what, man, I've never experienced this. It may have
been one of the best worst feelings I've ever had
in my life. Okay, So they booked their flights and everything,
and they're gonna fly down to the Tampa area and
go to the beach and enjoy themselves. And we had
(07:38):
it on this little white board in the kitchen and
it was counting down, you know, ten sleeps till Florida,
nine sleeps till Florida, eight sleep still Florida. Well about
five sleeps left. The kids start getting sad, my dad,
but you're not gonna be able to go. And I'm like, yeah,
I know, but Dad, I'm gonna be sad that you're
(07:59):
not gonna be there. It's okay, guys, I still want
you guys to go have a good time. The rules are,
you're just not allowed to go to the beach. No swimming,
no partying, no cannon balls without dad. They're three under
five and they're like, Oh, we're gonna do the opposite
of Dad.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We're going to the beach.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
We're gonna go swimming, you know, just trying to hype
them up. I'm like, I still want you guys to
have fun without me. I'm just trying to be joky.
So I drove them to the airport the other day.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And as we're driving to the airport, baby Box two
is bawling. He is crying his eyes out.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yep, just I'm like, it's okay, buddy, I can't believe
you're not gonna come dad. Mom and dad got a divorce.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
That's when Baby Box three chimes in and goes, Dad,
when you when you just get done with work, you
just get your bag and get on airplane, come down.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm like, well, it's not that, he goes, no, no, Dad.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You get home from work every day, so one day,
when you get done work, you just get an airplane
come down.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's not how aerospace works. I'm maybe that's not how
it works.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You guys are gonna be coming back by the time
I'm done with work on Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
So whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Anyway, So we get to the airport and Baby Box
two is done crying.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh good luck at the airport at Nashville, Man, they
tore the butt right out of it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They've torn the butt They've torn the roads all around it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It is pure chaos there.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
But anyway, I park in the lot because I'm gonna
have to help my wife carry in the car seats,
the luggage. So we take the shuttle and we get
inside and we get to the counter and Baby Box
loses it. He is tears streaming down his face. He's
doing the ugly cry.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Mom and dad are getting a divorce right there in
the middle of the airport, and I mean, a little
bit of me is like, this is the coolest moment
of my life. Their heart's being broken is such an
awesome thing for me to feel. I mean, do you understand. Yeah,
but you're just really a piece. You're the guy that
(09:55):
throws the football and pulls out the wallet and also
make sure the house is safe. All those things are
gonna be put on hold. I understand that, right. I
gave my wife the wallet.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And that's when Baby I'm hugging Baby Box one. It's okay,
but it's okay, have a good trip.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And then Baby Box two hugs me. He goes Dad up.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm sad, but I'm not gonna cry because I used
all my tears in the car. I said, okay, and
then baby Box three just husband goes, Dad, I'm gonna
miss you, but I'm not crying, okay, cool, And they
walk through security and they're waving, waving back. I mean,
just like the movies, you know what I mean. Like
when they're leaving, you're waving bye guys, bye, Hey, no liquids, kid,
(10:36):
give me that binkie? And I all right, let me
check out those milkers. I watched them walk away.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
We're gonna give you a pat down. Can you squeeze
them while you're at it? What happened to dad? He's
not here to squeeze him.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I need someone to squeeze them, so I might as
well be TSA. And right there in that moment, as
I'm walking back to get on the shuttle to go
back to the car, it made me realize that, man,
my kids love me. And it was such a weird,
cool feeling to have them cry like that. They don't
(11:15):
cry like that unless they really care about you and
really love you. So it was it was sad to
see them with a broken heart that I wasn't going.
But it was a moment and maybe I don't appreciate
it enough and maybe I don't take enough time to
realize that your kids really do love you. And it
was such I was filled with so much joy that
(11:35):
they were crying so much, which sounds so weird, but
it was a great feeling.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Right. Yeah. Back in the day, man, people had to
go off to war and you didn't sometimes see them
come home. So tell the kids we'll see in a week.
Have fun in Tampa Bay. You're not moving. You'll be
on the couch, safe and sound. I understand. Thank god,
is now World War two or the Korean And I'll
hang up and listen. O God, they're going to the
beach for six days. I know, but this is that
(12:02):
they've never done this before. Hey, the snow. What they're
gonna realize is, Hey, it's actually not a stress filled
it's kind of funner without dad. Hey, Dad's not here
right up our butts man, we can do whatever we want.
Mom's cooler without dad. It's not all strict. We can
eat whatever we want without Dad here. Hey, Dad's not
telling us what to do all the time. Man, this
is great. Oh, hey Dad, who are you? Mom met
(12:23):
somebody's name's Ricardo. Hey, o oh, did you guys build
a sand castle? Yeah? Did mom? Wash?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
No, she was getting her judged checked out by Ricardo.
Ricardo the rubber, you know what I mean. He was
rubbing them.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, there was a guy on the beach. He was
on the local Tampa radio station. He said, Hey, can
I rub lotion on you? So, I mean it was
it was a sad, weird feeling. But man, I'm gonna
tell you what I have been. I was filled with
love and amazement. It was a weird feeling. And Ray
I was sit thinking about him, like, I hope you
(12:58):
get to feel that one day I do with my cat. Yeah,
and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I hit it, dude, I don't hear any I gotta
plug my headphones back in.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I forgot Ah, it's my fault. Man, Hold on one second. Ah,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
This's why we don't win any awards like iHeart awards.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Ray I told you in the last segment, my family
left town. So what's that leave a man to do
when he's by himself golf ding ding ding. So we
get off work the other day and I'm like, what
am I gonna go do? I'm gonna go sit at
home and have nothing to do for the next seven
eight hours. I'm gonna go try to get on a
(13:40):
golf course.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So ray, you know where you went and had brunch
that one day. Yeah, I'm aware you didn't sit out
there and hit golf balls. You sat out there and
drank Mimosa's and let everybody swing the sticks while you
sat there with your lovely wife soul lunchbox. So I decided,
let me look online and see if they got any
tea time. And they had tea times out the wazoo,
(14:04):
no problem if oh it was wide open, mine wasn't.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Well you went on a Sunday or Saturday.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Or not that day. I'm talking about the exact same
day you are. I can't believe you were able to
get on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So I went ahead and he said, I'll take a
tea time for one. Went out there and he goes,
all right, man, you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Go ahead. We're starting on number ten today. You go
on golf now.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, whytchu. I just went to their website.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah that's what I do. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So I went out there and I started on number ten.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Good hurt. Here we go. We're off. I'm playing by myself,
no problem. The course is wide open. There is nobody out.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Here until I get to number six and there's a
pre pubescent teen in front of me, and I'm like great,
And he's sitting there and he's practicing. He's putting like
if he has a bad puddy, puts it back down,
putts again, No problem, that's all right. It's not really
slowing me down very much. I can see him, but
(15:06):
I'm not really on his tail. And I'm enjoying golf
and I'm and I'm terrible right now. I can't swing
the golf club. But I'm hitting the ball left. I'm
hitting the ball right. I am having balls out of
bounds every hole.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You're not focusing. It's really it's you're thinking, it's all
the things. It's not. It's about hitting the club on
the ball squarely, and you're not doing that. It's called
squared up in baseball, probably the same in golf.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, it's I'm not hitting it right. I'm coming across it.
It's going left. So then I overcorrected. It's going right.
The fairways are the safest place to be this day
when I am playing golf, and this prepbescenteen tween whatever
he is after nine disappears, so I'm like, oh good,
I'll just go ahead and go ahead of him. So
I go tee off, boom, hit it, play that hole.
(15:55):
And then there's a twosome in front of me. So
I'm waiting on the next tea box, which is a
par three, looking for a third, and here comes the
pre Pewedvescent team driving up in the golf cart.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Where'd he go to Mackers?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I guess he went in there to get something to
eat at the clubhouse, and I didn't realize it after
two holes.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
So after the first nine, uh, And who's in the
car with him is mama? And I'm talking smoke show. Really,
I'm talking smoke show, Mama. Well, this day on the
course just serves all kinds of purposes. And I'm like, well,
hello there, pre Poovescent teen, you want to play golf
(16:38):
with me? Lunch morning show, Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
So this is where it gets awkward because there's a
twosome in front of me. So I can't just ignore
this kid, and I'm like, well you want to hit in?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
He walks up, how are you doing? Rocket? And he hit.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He's pretty good, He's hitting the ball straight, He's pretty good.
But he doesn't say a.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Word that's good. You don't gotta do the hey man,
hit the little ball before the big dick. I mean,
come on, guys, no.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, I'm Here's where it's awkward. This dude is I
don't know, he's prepubescent, so he's probably twelve, thirteen, fourteen
years old.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I have no idea how old he is, but I
am playing golf with him, this forty almost four year
old man, and this thirteen or fourteen year old kid
as his hot mom sits in the cart with her Stanley,
drinking whatever she's got in that Stanley. I get. If
it's just you and the kid, you don't have to talk.
Hey son, you're too cool to get some advice from
(17:33):
your elders. No, I'm not even trying to give him advices.
Hey man, nice putt, hey man, Oh anything a great
day out? Man. You're not having that talk with a
jen xer. You gotta let him. Let him talk about
his Drewski, let him talk about his tic Tac and
all that. Man. Oh you Jake, Paul, Oh you want
to drink some prime. Let him carry the conversation, not
(17:57):
talking weather, due point humidity.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Then I'm thinking hotty mom. At they say, oh hi,
how's it going today, a little cold, dead silent.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
They turned the air conditioning on out here. Whoa nothing?
Nothing from the mom, nothing like, not a word. Well,
was there a hello? No, not even a hello. How's
it going? Well? Then she knows that you don't always
have to talk at the golf course.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
We drive up to the green, pull up behind them,
get out a pop.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Nothing, nothing. And this is where it gets awkward. Did
you say she's just observing and drinking or is she
playing a little bit? She is not playing.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
There's only one set of clubs. It is the pre
pubescent teen.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
How's it going you playing stick today? And she hey?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And the teen he's driving, he's driving the car. She's
sitting passenger, got her legs crossed, she's got her stand,
she's leaning over on her left arm, just kind of
leaning there with her Stanley MUCKs, put it back in
the cup holder, just kind of looking. And whenever her
son would get done with a hole, she would write
down the score.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So it sounds like they do this regular, so they
know the drill. I'm gonna need you to slide over
a piece of paper with the time you went, and
I'm like, oh man, So she at least knows the
game of golf because she's paying attention and writing his
score down for him. All right, she met tiger coach.
(19:19):
I mean, how well does she know it? She's writing
down a couple numbers.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
She's paying enough attention that she's counting his strokes, so
she knows what she knows to pay attention. It's not
like she's just doom scrolling her phone. Gosh, what a
mom though, Yeah, I mean hot tan.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I mean that means dad's just working in a firm,
working in real estate, he's doing something on music row,
he's working for a label. And then mom's stay at home,
takes the kid golf and spring break exactly.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And then I look at her hand, I'm like, oh, yeah,
she got a ring, so she's just enjoying this life.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Spring break, huh, you got any stories? Did you ever
go on spring break? Hottie before you had a little
child there, a prepubescent teen most you've ever worn on
spring break? There? Jane? Jane? You've ever done the old
skinny dipping in the Gulf of America? You ever been
(20:11):
to Panama City? Be did we force the conversation or
you just stand off as then?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Ye tell me the story gets something out of Mom,
And you didn't just go nine holes of stag. And
this is where it's awkward because I'm playing terribly.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So they are waiting on me as I'm hitting my
ball in the woods and I have to get my
ball out of the woods and I hit it across
the other way into the other woods. Gotta go get
it out of those woods. And I'm sitting here thinking
this hotty. Mom is going, why is this old man
a playing with my son? B This old man is
terrible at golf? Why is why are we waiting on him?
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Like we are taking time out of my day when
I could be doing something else. I'm like, God, this
is so awkward. What's awkward about it? I'd rather be
playing with older men. How's it going? Jane like it's
awkward because she's prosing there going oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So I tell you the best time we ever had
golfing was when it was me Justin that chick that
wouldn't tell us where she worked in Ohio. Because guess what,
Justin was actually fun to play with. He wasn't depressed,
he was running after his balls. I've never seen the
guy hit the ball as well as he did. That
was the best day ever because it improves everybody's attitude.
What do you mean? It sucked have a day, but
(21:32):
it was cool when I would turn around and see
this hotty sitting in the golf cart, justin, hey, what
are you doing? Ohio, I work for a company. Good job?
Justin hell of a question. She's really socializing with you.
I mean, he couldn't have struck out words. He at
least at least he got some words out of their mouth.
I'll give him props. He got at least two words
(21:52):
out of a sentence. I'm like, I mean, I would
tell that kid, oh, good shot, good shot. In this
way he just put his hand up, like, hey kid,
you're getting an intense voice. You're forty forty three. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. I understand that.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
So then there's one hill, there's one that's straight up hill,
there's a there's a hole, and I get it out boom,
and I hit it and it hits at the top
of the hill, and I just got all right. I
put my club back in the cart and I'm like
driving up just short of the green.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You know, I started driving up the hill and I'm like, whoa,
where are the where the hell's my ball? And I'm like, god,
did it roll whoa, whoa? Where did it? Shoes? Did
it roll down?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
And I'm like looking around, like I don't know where
it is. And I turned around and the hotty just
points and it rolled all the way back down the hill.
She doesn't say, hey, hey, your ball's over here. She
just points, like right next to her golf cart.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You've explained it all. They're very wealthy. They're affluent. They
they don't Yeah, I get it. They come from money.
If they're you're you work a job before them, they're
not working. They golf dad works, They do vacations, They
summer house, they have a Malfy Coast trips. They're very wealthy.
They think they're bigger than you. She just became not hot,
but she was still hot. That's the problem. She's still hot. Yeah,
(23:10):
it's actually for the truckers, Like I can't help it,
but she's still hot. And I'm just like, and she's
got this this sweater on. That's all. Like. It was
like sunny out though it was like it was low
sixties shade.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
There was a little bit of wind and her so
her her gray sweatshirt had like it looked like a
five year old taken paint and thrown it all over.
But it looks cool, you know what I mean, like
all different colors, is splattered paint on it.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
That's awesome. I got the splattered paint all over your hangars.
It looked good lyle has come a long way? Is
that dire?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
And she didn't ever like I would think, Oh, she's
gonna walk up to the green with her son while
he putts, you know, talk to him. She never got
out of the cart, never stepped foot out of the cart.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Nothing, how's it going? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Just slipping on her stanley And I'm like, god, this
is is weird, man, all right? So then we get
done with number seventeen and I look again. I'm like, man,
there's no ring on that finger. She is not married,
so what you had saw a ring earlier?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah? But why are we looking for a ring? I'm married?
Your first story purpose?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
For story purposes, I'm trying to figure out if she's
at the golf course trying to find a.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Dude or not. Are you looking? And it was a
comm take it. It was a couple of rings on
her right hand, so she had her right hand over
her left and that's the rings I saw. And so
then we go.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
We go to number eighteen, boom, finish up, and he
has a bad putt on eighteen. So he's sitting there
practicing that putt about five times. I'm like, I ain't
got time to pride. I've already finished the hole. I
got my bogie, I'm headed home. I shot my one
hundred and three shots.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
It's time.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's time for me to go. And I'm walking back
to the cart. Her she's in the cart right behind
my cart. I put my putter in my bag and
she says, thanks for playing with him today.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
She hit you on the way out with something so
polite and kind, and I'm like, oh, yeah, no problem.
You know how old is is She's like, oh, he's thirteen.
I'm like, well, he's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
She goes, yeah, he plays a lot like we we played.
And I was like, you get mom of the year
for just riding in the car while he plays golf.
She goes, this is my third day in a row
doing it.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Where are we going tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
And I'm like, oh yeah. She's like yeah, he had
a tournament this past weekend. And she starts telling me
about his tournament and how and I said, well, he
does a real good job for thirteen of not getting
mad and throwing clubs or anything.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
She goes.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
That's been a real growing point in the last year.
His dad, not my husband, his dad has been teaching
him about the golf etiquette. Really, we've had really hard
conversations this last year about it.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Dude, these truckers are gonna need more details about this melt. See.
This is where it went crazy, like out of nowhere.
She starts conversating with me at the end and I'm like, oh,
that's cool, you know, and she's I was like, how'd
the golf tournament go? We sit there for seven minutes talking. Now, gosh,
this just got awesome. Y'all want to go find the
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nineteenth hole. I know he can't drink, but we can't
moms and you need to get her to the nineteenth hole. No,
I don't. I didn't have anybody with me. I was like,
where is Justin when I need him? This would be perfect?
What are you drinking? Him? Mostly? I got to catch up.
I'll take nine high Nunes.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And she said oh, yeah, he plays a lot. I said, oh,
you don't play. She goes, I used to play, but
not anymore. And I said, oh, you should play with him.
You should have got out and hit some you know,
just trying to start conversation. She's like, oh, no, it's
probably better that I don't. We're trying to teach him
proper etiquette. And I'm like, oh, he gets the fiery
attitude for mama. Huh.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And she's like, you're a dirty bird, swearing like a sailor. Huh.
She's like yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
She's like, I live right across from and she said,
names a golf course?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What's the cross street? Just for Zillow questions, you want
me to tell you the golf course. I could guess it.
There's five that you go to.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, well, no, she said, she lives across the street.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Is it the big gray house window right next to
the bedroom sometimes you don't close the blinds. I think
I know just the one, she said, yeah, we usually
he plays that one a lot.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
He's never played here, so I thought it, since it's
spring break and we didn't go anywhere on spring break,
I'd bring him to a course he'd never play.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, he could come here any day he wants. I'm
usually here at one thirty on Wednesdays. You know what
I'm saying, I'd love to be your partner, I mean
playing with his I was like, my buddy, Justin, he
works at Brandy. He's gonna be playing on Friday. Are
you gonna be happening to be playing on Friday? And
she said, and tomorrow he'll go play with his dad.
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And she named some course that he was gonna go
play with his dad. And I was like, okay, it's
just like all right, we'll have a good day. I mean,
just so nice as could be. It's amazing how these
things work. My kids are on spring break this week.
I'm home alone. Hey, the door is unlocked, you know
what I mean. Like, here's just a dad dress. The
Lord has never been more gracious. So out of nowhere,
(28:12):
this hottie is all about talking to me now after
I've been playing for eight holes with her prepubescent team.
She didn't say a word, but as I'm putting my
putter in the bag, she was like, Hey, would you
like to use your driver on me? I'm like what, what?
How did the conversation end?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I was like, well, you guys have a good day.
And I was like, I guess you get the day
off tomorrow. I have every day off, which I don't understand.
I guess the dad whatever. So I drive and I
go to my car.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
How did she talk fondly of the dad or was
it a divorcee? Did she say Kim?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I don't know if it was avorcee or maybe they
had a kid out of wedlock, they were just dating.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I just know the kid was thirteen and she kept
saying his dad is taking him golfing tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Now, yeah, that when.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You say his or his mom, that means you're set,
you're not together.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
What are you gonna do later today? Outfit of the
Day video get Ready with Me Day in the Life POV.
If I see one more POV, dude, I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well, then just don't come.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I didn't mean that. Don't get on that.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It's pretty that it's that easy. No, I gotta tell
you how it ends.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
If I see one more girl video them getting ready,
this isn't the outfit of the day, and this isn't
get Ready with me, it's now get Ready with me?
But the girl goes through her entire day. I'm out,
I'm out. I get it. You go to a yogurt shop,
you get a shake, You go to some workout class,
plate e yay. You read a book of the park
which you don't read it, you just bring it. I
(29:43):
get it, and you don't even say it. The park long?
You really put the camera up, take a shot of
you sitting there for three seconds. Then you can pack
up and leave. I'm done with the POV videos over
to you.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
So I drive back to the parking lot. Put the
clubs in the car, take the golf shoes on, put
the tennis shoes on, empty out the snacks, get the
water bottle in the car, and I drive it back
to the cart return.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Coach Dubby in dramatic. You don't even have the kids
with you. You have your clubs.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Throw in the car, Go well, I drive it back
to the cart ben or the cart return, you know
what I mean. And who comes pulling up behind me?
Not the pre pubescent teen who's been driving the whole time.
It's the hotty.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I'm sorry, I've gotta come clean. I'm married. But loved
her talk, and she said he she said, once again,
have a great afternoon, but I'm sorry, I'm married, coach.
You had to tell her you're married. It was just that,
was it.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
And I was like, man, the one time, I was like,
what single friends do I have?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'd love to paint splatter sometime. Love the look? What
is that? I was leave aaton Chess day Justin Justin
Liz right down the street from her. He loves painting
and he loves golf. She lives right across the street
from a golf course. He works at Vandy, which is
pre pubescent. He knows pre pubescent teens, and I just
(30:56):
learned he works with electrophysiology. I finally learned what he does.
It don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
But it was the weirdest but most hilarious day on
the golf course. As the hotties started hitting on me
as I was trying to leave.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
The memories we make on these golf courses. Your kid's
gonna remember this forever and I will too. I mean
I'll remember the game of golf.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was a great conversation. Man,
great lady, great kid, and.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I'm going to play golf. I wish Justin was there.
I think you just motivated every truck in America to
go golf. Everybody's going to the paunch on to bind
and sticks today. Why didn't you tell me sooner? We're
going to take a break and we'll be right back.
I mean, that's what it's like with me and Baser.
I love when she goes to me, but we get
a fight. Whole two, but whole one. I mean it's
(31:41):
basically two kids dating. Yeah, like you're all excited to
be there. But dude, I'm telling you, they could have
made it more pleasant by just talking the whole round
and then it wouldn't have been like a weird, awkward
seven minute conversation at the end, like all of a
sudden we're best friends. You needed Justin, Man, he would
have made it more awkward. I justed talk to the
girl from Ohio. Hey, what do you do? I work
(32:03):
in Ohio? Wow? Man, she really gave you something there.
I think she likes you.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Hey, Justin, you should be you know what, you should
really do interviews for our podcast, like you should. We
should bring guests on in new Interview because you have
a way of getting them to give you good information,
high quality stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
See if you get more information on the state that
she lives in. Wow, she really narrowed it down. Do
you spell that Ohio? So? Do you like Ohio State?
Or do you like the Ohio Bobcats? That was the
other MUNI we don't go to anymore. All right, we
got stuff to discuss. Yeah, you want to talk about it,
go ahead, dramatic music. I don't know. Are we going
(32:40):
to the SEC Tournament? I don't know. Look, I understand
you want me to go with you on Friday. I don't.
I said, I am considering going, but I'll go by myself.
And then I have justin playing hanky panky. I said,
can you go on Friday? Let me know? Are you off?
And he goes. I can't pay two hundred dollars, I said, money.
He's a big issue. Now, I didn't know. I'll give
(33:02):
you a couple of dollars. Good god, it's the SEC Tournament.
It happens once a Year's marked madness. It's mad. Here's
the problem. Better with the one moment.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Two hundred dollars is a lot of money to go
watch two games.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I know it really is. Beazer said the same, like
if it was.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
The national championship. I get it, but it's just the
quarter finals of the SEC tournament. It's not even the final.
It's not even the SIMI. I don't think it's a
semi finals. It's the quarter finals. Two hundred dollars. It
is awesome to watch the top teams in the country Tennessee, Auburn,
a couple of the top teams in the country. And
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that's only two games you get. You don't even get
to see Alabama, who's gonna be your national champ.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
It's a session that you see, so you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
So you'd have to hide in the bathroom, go in there,
lock yourself in a stall, stand on the stall for
two hours until the next session starts.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Possible to do that, but it did start at two
eighteen ounce drop to one to seventy one. It's not bad,
but you're gonna be up there a little bit. And
it's a Friday. You know, it's go watch some college basketball.
It's just for me. It's nostalgic. I've went every year
since I lived downtown.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I understand, but you don't live downtown anymore.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
And I've seen the greats. Dude, I've seen Monk, I
saw the guy that shot somebody, Brandon Miller.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, he didn't shoot anybody that right, allegedly no, not
allegedly not and it didn't happen. Someone that was with him,
I think shot somebody.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
So, I mean, dude, I've seen all the greats and
this would just be another notch in my belt. Man,
A team in this tournament is gonna win it all
roll tiede. SEC has been dang good this year. I understand.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
SEC is really good. They got some great basketball teams.
I just don't know if I'm willing to shell out
two hundred dollars to go watch these teams. Now, if
you want me to do a hand of blackjack, okay,
two hundred dollars, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
And I was gonna say, how much did you pay
to golf? I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Well, golf has gotten really expensive, Yeah, it has. It's
getting out of control.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Up the courses. The other day, one course was going
to be eighty, the other one was going to be
it's the night really nice when outside of town one hundred.
Then another one was going to be sixty, and a
cheaper one was fifty. They're all up there.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah it was fifty five. And here's what's frustrating about
the fifty five. They make you pay fifty five dollars,
and then they don't have water on the course, like
I mean, when I get thirsty, they do only have
a cart girl on the course, so I'm paying fifty
five dollars for the grass.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
What happened to the cartgirls? Did they realize pandemic it's
really not great to have a cart girl. They don't
need to lub us up.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
They realize that people will just buy it before they
go out, and then they'll buy it at the turn,
that they don't need to pay someone per hour to
drive back. They can't make that much more money because
someone already buys a six pack before the they go out.
They just buy another six pack when they get to
the turn.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's not that hard, and you don't want to deal
with all the legality stuff. Girls are getting accosted out there.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Oh for sure, and it's like, oh, you know, here,
I got to open a credit card.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Te here you go.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I just want to buy one beer and then the
next all they buy another beer. And then it slows
down the pace of play because some one one group
buys from the cart girl and the group behind them
does it so then they're waiting on that group and
then she's out there making mixed drinks and it's like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Dude? I tried to hook up brother with a car girl.
I remember this. He failed, though, but I thought, I go, Brother,
I'm i'm I have a woman. I can't get her number.
You're gonna have to get her number. He came close.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I didn't have a picture of Justin with me. I
was gonna be like, hey, what do you think of
this guy?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Dude, Justin would have sealed the deal. This is what's frustrating.
If you would have called your friends, always invite a
friend golfing, it would have changed Justin's life, right. He
could have been a dad dude. He would have loved her,
He would have She's so quiet and respectful. I really
like and that's what Justin's looking for.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I mean, she obviously was drinking something out of that
Stanley cup that Justin would have liked.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
But here's the deal with SC tournament. We're back into
talking about Milfy. I don't even have a mental image
of Earth. Yeah, I know you made up the whole story.
Let's see a picture of it. You need to post
it on the Instagram. Not a picture that's creepy. Yeah,
I wouldn't stop you.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
From the bast Okay. I did not do Laura and
Lena from the back. Okay, I took a picture. I
took a picture. I did not do her from the back.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
So Friday, it could be you there, It could be
just it. It could be Angelina. Every No, Angelina's out.
I think she is. Actually we don't talk to her,
but every no, no, they're talking again. But I'm telling you,
there's the makings of everybody. It's gonna be me going
by myself, sitting in section three hundred, and then two
hours later, Hey, bezer, I'm driving home. Yeah it was fun. Yep, yep,
balls lost, yeah, Auburn one, yeah, the number one seed. Yeah, yup,
(37:41):
come home all right, see us soon.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh so you watch both games. If you only stayed
for two hours, you only watched one of the games
four hours. Four hours, four hours by yourself is a
long time. You know what you could do in that
four hours.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Well, then I was thinking we should do the YouTube
and I get us miked up, and then that'll probably
get a sued, and then we'll go under and we'll
be in the red.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
We What I was thinking is with that four hours
of time, something we don't get to do very often, is.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Me, you justin golf course for a quarter of the price.
It's more nostalgic now for me than anything. You're right,
it's not that great to sit there for four hours.
I'm gonna have to maybe will have one drink. I'm
gonna be after work tired. I'm gonna be a quarter lubed.
I got some popcorn, some bad nachos, and a pretzel.
(38:26):
You're a pretzel. Yeah, you're right, it would be better
to be on the golf course. But for me, it's
dating back to when I live downtown.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I love just going How often does the SEC tournament
come to town?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
There's been it'll go away, but I mean it's I'd
say it's been here ninety percent of the time I've
lived here. Correct.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
How many times do Justin Ray and Lunchbox get to
get on the golf course together?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah? And you got it? How lucky are we that
we have the tournament in our city. Boomer goes, you're
not going to the SEC and I said, yeah, Boomer,
I think I'm gonna go on Friday. Yeah. Why wouldn't you.
It's in your city. He's right, why I want it?
You to the outside person, we're a bunch of idiots
that we're blessed and we don't even realize it.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Man, No, we are blessed. But what people don't understand
is money doesn't grow on trees. They jack these prices up.
They are outrageous.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I'm out. I have some other ideas. And I thought
you were gonna try and go with our lifeline. No, oh, lifeline.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, I forgot about the lifeline. And the price is dropping, dude, Yeah,
one seventy one is not dropping. That is like a dribble.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
What does it need to get to for you to say, wow,
that's a great deal. Deal or no deal? Hun Bucks,
you got yourself a deal with one hundred dollars. I'm
gonna be up there where I can't even see the
damn player. That's also because I'm actually envisioning that the
seats are way lower. You're right, we're gonna be in
the bleed.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
You're gonna be so far up you're gonna need binoculars
to see the damn players like normal section seats.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Screw you, guys, I'm going I'm going by myself are
six hundred dollars apiece. I'm gonna sit by my own
new friends. I'm going by myself because because I'm gonna
have you and doing that being the B word behind
the whole time in my ear about how it sucks.
You know what. I want up my own piece. I
want my own thoughts. I want to watch the games.
Sale drive up and says and not a dollar on it.
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The love of the game. I want to say I
watched the National Champion, just like I said with Monk,
just like I said with Brandon Miller. I don't know
if they want it, but they ended up taking in
the league. I want to see players that are going
to go to the next level. Johnny Brome, Chaz Maza, Basarati,
I want to see the hair, his hair. He looks
like Side Show Bob, a little bit dude. I love him.
He's he's like a skinny dude. He's wiry. I like him,
(40:35):
But I like Sears from Alabama's awesome. See. I just
don't think Vandy's gonna make it. I think he'll end
up being A and M versus the Balls, and then
it's Auburn and A. I think I think I think
Arkansas wins beats Auburn. Somebody, No, they go and play Auburn,
and they'll be Arkansas Auburn, and then valls in A
and m Andy Peters. I don't mean I don't know.
(40:56):
I'll let you know on Friday. Man, No, because I don't.
It's a responsibility of if you playing a trip, all
your friends go up they playing this, No, man, just
go That's why I never played trips. I never played dinners.
I just go to them. Have I ever said, hey, guys,
let's all go to dinner now, because then it would
be accused of being bad. I'm going the game by myself.
I won't be accused. I'll be by myself, happy as
(41:18):
a little lark.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
But I said, I'll let you know on Friday if
I'm gonna go, and.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I won't have any money for drinks or anything inside
after two hundred dollars, but you know what, I'll sneak
in the water with some vodka.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Oh man, all right, I have a good Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Guys, we're out of here.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Hey, maybe you'll see Tiger there because you know he
ain't gonna be playing. I mean, he's done, it's.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Over what heals first Lebron's growing or Tiger's leg.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Lebron's growing for sure, Tiger's I mean Tiger's toast, like
we could we need on Friday, we should have a
funeral because Tiger's golf, it's over.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Was what was his downfall? The pills are the perkins?
I would say, the tree? What what was? What was
the start of it? His sexual addiction or his addiction
to pills? The pills, No, no, the sexual addiction. Because
once he found, once he was busted for that, everything
seemed to go downhill. You hear that. Truckers, eh, dude,
(42:18):
we saw the downfall of them. Oh man, it was sad.
And in two thousand it was right before I got
into radio two thousand and eight or two thousand and nine,
two thousand and nine, I honestly, I swear to God,
had the thought Tiger's life is so perfect? How does
somebody have that perfect of a life? And the very
next day I opened up Yahoo and said, Tiger Woods
driver to the windshield from his ex wife. I swear
it was the very next day.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
That's crazy, man, ah, so crazy.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Right, here's a picture.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Ye, we'll never see anybody like Tiger again.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Man. Look at that painted card again. The way it
was draped on her shoulder.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh man, Justin would have been in heaven, dude.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, the skirt was just barely there.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
It's just one of those added bonuses, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I'm telling you could have cut glass the whole time.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I mean, you don't get that very often, where there's
just a hotty playing golf with you and she wasn't
even playing.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
It was weird. She looked almost like that Anna Kendrick
girl Sabrina Carpenter, but older,
Go, well, I still turn on the other stuff. Yeah,
turn on the mics. Man, here we go.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh man, I'm exhausted. I'm so tired.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
So what Bob Cole told me during my internship when
I was in Austin, Texas in two thousand and nine
or ten, he said, if there's ever something that goes wrong,
just turn on the mics and let the host talk.
That's what they're paid to do. So right now, I'm
still setting stuff up. Something technically hasn't gone wrong yet.
But you know what, I just turned the mics up.
Let the hosts do what they do.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm glad you actually learned something in your internship and
you actually listen to when people talk to you. But
there's really nothing to set up when you're in here.
All you do is turn on the mics and go right,
and then you turn up the pod whenever the pots
when you're gonna play a clip.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, not to get too much in the weeds, too
much inside baseball. But McKitty does this show not very complicated,
not very sophisticated, so he doesn't have all the stuff selected.
I have to make sure it all can records into Adobe,
which sometimes it doesn't, and there was one show where
we thought we were talking under a to intro it
and we weren't. Oh, I didn't know that, and then
it started halfway through.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Just random, no idea. I didn't pay attention to that.
I just know that I do like McKitty and he
likes to text me randomly at three am because there's
a kid that baby Box goes to school with. His
mom and dad work at a certain bar that McKitty
likes to go to, and so whenever he sees them,
he sends me a picture of him, like, you know
who this is. I'm like, yeah, dude, I know who
(01:24):
that is. Like I went to Monster Jam with him.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
We got it. We're friends. I feel like McKitty. Love
the guy. He's a legend. There's clips of us saying
that how great he is on the scene. Knows all
the bars, drinks, the women, the men, everybody. He's he's
really the mayor of Broadway.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
He's a midtown he's a man around town.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm the former mayor of Lower Broadway. I handed that over.
Mckitty's always been on the scene, but he's at a
phase now where you guys have kids. Eddie has kids
and they've forged the most random relationship, and this man
will go into his office and they'll just talk about
god knows what. And sometimes I believe that this man
meets up with McKitty, which they have nothing in common.
(02:02):
Kitty gets schlit faced, and the other man has a
family with kids, so kiddies at a phase. I hate
to break down the man's psychology appointment right here on
the radio podcast, if you will. But you guys all
have kids and families and houses and you're established and
you're moving into the four to oh one k part
of your life. Whereas him, dude, he's still towards the
(02:23):
tail end of being on the bar scene, partying, hooking up.
He's single. So it's a weird dynamic. It's witch's weird.
It's weird when you got to decide to leave the
bar scene. It's a weird transition. It's like, oh, how
are the bars gonna survive without me?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And what's crazy is they survive no problem. They just
keep on flowing. New people come in, the bartenders make
new friends. Then those friends transition out, and guess what,
a new crop comes in. They become friends with the
bartender and you're like, oh my gosh, they're gonna be
my best friend. Then you move out of that and
you don't talk to that bartender anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's weird transition. Yeah, not anymore. But yeah, you're right,
that's the thing with Kitty. So he's still trying to
find his sea legs in this new building, in this
new era. So I wish him well. The previous woman
he was with was phenomenal. I hope he can find
another Megan who so God, oh mind, what are we doing?
(03:22):
What are you when you just throw me in this room,
you get me in a weird movie, you.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Just throw their business out on Wall Street? I mean, wow.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, but I'm saying him sending you pictures. He'll send
me a random not a what does he do? He'll
comment on something. And then he posted a video at
throwback from three years ago of us telling him he's
a legend at the bar scene. Kiddie, that was, but
he still is. That was half of a decade ago,
three years, half of a decade. Not a little math
(03:53):
a massism, statistical, a little off, all right, So I
feel for the kid. I'm not a kid, my kid, kiddy,
Oh got it. We're gonna do it live guys, Arnold
he called in. This is the voicemail he left me
on my phone. What's that man? What's this season? Statistical decision? Hey,
(04:17):
what's up, lunch box? I'm in pain us. I mean,
can't coon with that blue girl, the one that hooked
up with other guys. We're at Grand Rivier and can't coon. Hey,
lunch talk to one of my friends if you're not
at that beach where you are? What's up? Guys? Pretty drunk?
I'll talk to later. Be back in my internship never.
(04:41):
I'm getting faded. Boys can't call. That was the voicemail
he left me. Wow, he sounds like he's having a
good old time. Oh feels like I need a spring break.
I'll tell you what. The way I'm talking about the
way he's doing it. I feel like I need a
spring break. And you know how I know the spring breaks? Oh,
I know him. My dad had me look up the
(05:03):
University of Cincinnati, the University of Michigan, Michigan State University, Nashville.
Now I didn't have me to look up in Nashville.
Was there another major school? Because he wanted to know
the traffic on their route if he was gonna be
facing spring break traffic, and I informed him that Michigan
State and the University of Michigan were last week. University, Wow,
(05:25):
that is real early, the very beginning of March. That
is crazy. University of Cincy is next week. So my
father did not battle any of the spring break traffic,
but I informed him, I think there's some kind of
a thunderhead, a weird tropical, massive storm coming across America.
So there's that. And then also he's gonna have to
face SEC traffic all coming up to the Epicenter Nashville,
(05:46):
Tennessee for the SEC tournament.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, that's right here in our backyard, and we got
to decide if we're going or not.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
We're gonna do that. Oh the one two sore loser?
What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I know the most about sports, so I give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Y'all. It is Sisson. I'm from the North. I am
an alpha male. I live on the North Side with
my Broadway girl, Bezer. She works from home. Absolutely beautiful life.
I mean she's in the PJS. Sometimes she has to
do a zoom. She'll get all touched up for that,
but I go home most of the time it's just
hurting the cat doing some Excel spreadsheets. It's a beautiful
life in the country. Two point two acres, usually a
lot of trash on it. I gotta clean up all
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kinds of s because all these truckers put it in
the back of their cabs and it just blows out.
So yesterday twenty minutes picking up all kinds of stuff.
It's the country life. I love it, though, I wouldn't
trade it for the world. I'm a country mouse on
the weekends and at night. During the week days, I
am a city mouse. Over to you, man, and let's
just let's put the let's put the can of worms
(06:51):
out out in the open. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Spring break, man, I'm gonna tell you what. I've never
experienced spring break with a family before. This is my
first one. That my oldest son baby boxes in kindergarten,
and they were supposed to go on fall break to Florida.
But then these like there was hurricane season and they
all hit up on Florida and they couldn't go to
Florida for fall break. So for spring break, like, all right,
(07:14):
let's go to Florida.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Now, yeah, it ain't Hurricane Citizen right now.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Right, So they rebooked the trip, and I'm gonna tell
you what, man, I've never experienced this. It may have
been one of the best worst feelings I've ever had
in my life. Okay, So they booked their flights and everything,
and they're gonna fly down to the Tampa area and
go to the beach and enjoy themselves. And we had
(07:38):
it on this little white board in the kitchen and
it was counting down, you know, ten sleeps till Florida,
nine sleeps till Florida, eight sleep still Florida. Well about
five sleeps left. The kids start getting sad, my dad,
but you're not gonna be able to go. And I'm like, yeah,
I know, but Dad, I'm gonna be sad that you're
(07:59):
not gonna be there. It's okay, guys, I still want
you guys to go have a good time. The rules are,
you're just not allowed to go to the beach. No swimming,
no partying, no cannon balls without dad. They're three under
five and they're like, Oh, we're gonna do the opposite
of Dad.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We're going to the beach.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
We're gonna go swimming, you know, just trying to hype
them up. I'm like, I still want you guys to
have fun without me. I'm just trying to be joky.
So I drove them to the airport the other day.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And as we're driving to the airport, baby Box two
is bawling. He is crying his eyes out.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yep, just I'm like, it's okay, buddy, I can't believe
you're not gonna come dad. Mom and dad got a divorce.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
That's when Baby Box three chimes in and goes, Dad,
when you when you just get done with work, you
just get your bag and get on airplane, come down.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I'm like, well, it's not that, he goes, no, no, Dad.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You get home from work every day, so one day,
when you get done work, you just get an airplane
come down.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
That's not how aerospace works. I'm maybe that's not how
it works.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You guys are gonna be coming back by the time
I'm done with work on Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
So whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Anyway, So we get to the airport and Baby Box
two is done crying.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh good luck at the airport at Nashville, Man, they
tore the butt right out of it.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
They've torn the butt They've torn the roads all around it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
It is pure chaos there.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
But anyway, I park in the lot because I'm gonna
have to help my wife carry in the car seats,
the luggage. So we take the shuttle and we get
inside and we get to the counter and Baby Box
loses it. He is tears streaming down his face. He's
doing the ugly cry.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Mom and dad are getting a divorce right there in
the middle of the airport, and I mean, a little
bit of me is like, this is the coolest moment
of my life. Their heart's being broken is such an
awesome thing for me to feel. I mean, do you understand. Yeah,
but you're just really a piece. You're the guy that
(09:55):
throws the football and pulls out the wallet and also
make sure the house is safe. All those things are
gonna be put on hold. I understand that, right. I
gave my wife the wallet.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
And that's when Baby I'm hugging Baby Box one. It's okay,
but it's okay, have a good trip.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
And then Baby Box two hugs me. He goes Dad up.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm sad, but I'm not gonna cry because I used
all my tears in the car. I said, okay, and
then baby Box three just husband goes, Dad, I'm gonna
miss you, but I'm not crying, okay, cool, And they
walk through security and they're waving, waving back. I mean,
just like the movies, you know what I mean. Like
when they're leaving, you're waving bye guys, bye, Hey, no liquids, kid,
(10:36):
give me that binkie? And I all right, let me
check out those milkers. I watched them walk away.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
We're gonna give you a pat down. Can you squeeze
them while you're at it? What happened to dad? He's
not here to squeeze him.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I need someone to squeeze them, so I might as
well be TSA. And right there in that moment, as
I'm walking back to get on the shuttle to go
back to the car, it made me realize that, man,
my kids love me. And it was such a weird,
cool feeling to have them cry like that. They don't
(11:15):
cry like that unless they really care about you and
really love you. So it was it was sad to
see them with a broken heart that I wasn't going.
But it was a moment and maybe I don't appreciate
it enough and maybe I don't take enough time to
realize that your kids really do love you. And it
was such I was filled with so much joy that
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they were crying so much, which sounds so weird, but
it was a great feeling.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Right. Yeah. Back in the day, man, people had to
go off to war and you didn't sometimes see them
come home. So tell the kids we'll see in a week.
Have fun in Tampa Bay. You're not moving. You'll be
on the couch, safe and sound. I understand. Thank god,
is now World War two or the Korean And I'll
hang up and listen. O God, they're going to the
beach for six days. I know, but this is that
(12:02):
they've never done this before. Hey, the snow. What they're
gonna realize is, Hey, it's actually not a stress filled
it's kind of funner without dad. Hey, Dad's not here
right up our butts man, we can do whatever we want.
Mom's cooler without dad. It's not all strict. We can
eat whatever we want without Dad here. Hey, Dad's not
telling us what to do all the time. Man, this
is great. Oh, hey Dad, who are you? Mom met
(12:23):
somebody's name's Ricardo. Hey, o oh, did you guys build
a sand castle? Yeah? Did mom? Wash?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
No, she was getting her judged checked out by Ricardo.
Ricardo the rubber, you know what I mean. He was
rubbing them.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, there was a guy on the beach. He was
on the local Tampa radio station. He said, Hey, can
I rub lotion on you? So, I mean it was
it was a sad, weird feeling. But man, I'm gonna
tell you what I have been. I was filled with
love and amazement. It was a weird feeling. And Ray
I was sit thinking about him, like, I hope you
(12:58):
get to feel that one day I do with my cat. Yeah,
and we'll be right back.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I hit it, dude, I don't hear any I gotta
plug my headphones back in.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I forgot Ah, it's my fault. Man, Hold on one second. Ah,
here we go.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
This's why we don't win any awards like iHeart awards.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Ray I told you in the last segment, my family
left town. So what's that leave a man to do
when he's by himself golf ding ding ding. So we
get off work the other day and I'm like, what
am I gonna go do? I'm gonna go sit at
home and have nothing to do for the next seven
eight hours. I'm gonna go try to get on a
(13:40):
golf course.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So ray, you know where you went and had brunch
that one day. Yeah, I'm aware you didn't sit out
there and hit golf balls. You sat out there and
drank Mimosa's and let everybody swing the sticks while you
sat there with your lovely wife soul lunchbox. So I decided,
let me look online and see if they got any
tea time. And they had tea times out the wazoo,
(14:04):
no problem if oh it was wide open, mine wasn't.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Well you went on a Sunday or Saturday.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Or not that day. I'm talking about the exact same
day you are. I can't believe you were able to
get on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So I went ahead and he said, I'll take a
tea time for one. Went out there and he goes,
all right, man, you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Go ahead. We're starting on number ten today. You go
on golf now.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, whytchu. I just went to their website.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah that's what I do. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So I went out there and I started on number ten.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Good hurt. Here we go. We're off. I'm playing by myself,
no problem. The course is wide open. There is nobody out.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Here until I get to number six and there's a
pre pubescent teen in front of me, and I'm like great,
And he's sitting there and he's practicing. He's putting like
if he has a bad puddy, puts it back down,
putts again, No problem, that's all right. It's not really
slowing me down very much. I can see him, but
(15:06):
I'm not really on his tail. And I'm enjoying golf
and I'm and I'm terrible right now. I can't swing
the golf club. But I'm hitting the ball left. I'm
hitting the ball right. I am having balls out of
bounds every hole.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
You're not focusing. It's really it's you're thinking, it's all
the things. It's not. It's about hitting the club on
the ball squarely, and you're not doing that. It's called
squared up in baseball, probably the same in golf.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, it's I'm not hitting it right. I'm coming across it.
It's going left. So then I overcorrected. It's going right.
The fairways are the safest place to be this day
when I am playing golf, and this prepbescenteen tween whatever
he is after nine disappears, so I'm like, oh good,
I'll just go ahead and go ahead of him. So
I go tee off, boom, hit it, play that hole.
(15:55):
And then there's a twosome in front of me. So
I'm waiting on the next tea box, which is a
par three, looking for a third, and here comes the
pre Pewedvescent team driving up in the golf cart.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Where'd he go to Mackers?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I guess he went in there to get something to
eat at the clubhouse, and I didn't realize it after
two holes.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
So after the first nine, uh, And who's in the
car with him is mama? And I'm talking smoke show. Really,
I'm talking smoke show, Mama. Well, this day on the
course just serves all kinds of purposes. And I'm like, well,
hello there, pre Poovescent teen, you want to play golf
(16:38):
with me? Lunch morning show, Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
So this is where it gets awkward because there's a
twosome in front of me. So I can't just ignore
this kid, and I'm like, well you want to hit in?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
He walks up, how are you doing? Rocket? And he hit.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
He's pretty good, He's hitting the ball straight, He's pretty good.
But he doesn't say a.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Word that's good. You don't gotta do the hey man,
hit the little ball before the big dick. I mean,
come on, guys, no.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, I'm Here's where it's awkward. This dude is I
don't know, he's prepubescent, so he's probably twelve, thirteen, fourteen
years old.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I have no idea how old he is, but I
am playing golf with him, this forty almost four year
old man, and this thirteen or fourteen year old kid
as his hot mom sits in the cart with her Stanley,
drinking whatever she's got in that Stanley. I get. If
it's just you and the kid, you don't have to talk.
Hey son, you're too cool to get some advice from
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your elders. No, I'm not even trying to give him advices.
Hey man, nice putt, hey man, Oh anything a great
day out? Man. You're not having that talk with a
jen xer. You gotta let him. Let him talk about
his Drewski, let him talk about his tic Tac and
all that. Man. Oh you Jake, Paul, Oh you want
to drink some prime. Let him carry the conversation, not
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talking weather, due point humidity.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Then I'm thinking hotty mom. At they say, oh hi,
how's it going today, a little cold, dead silent.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
They turned the air conditioning on out here. Whoa nothing?
Nothing from the mom, nothing like, not a word. Well,
was there a hello? No, not even a hello. How's
it going? Well? Then she knows that you don't always
have to talk at the golf course.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
We drive up to the green, pull up behind them,
get out a pop.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Nothing, nothing. And this is where it gets awkward. Did
you say she's just observing and drinking or is she
playing a little bit? She is not playing.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
There's only one set of clubs. It is the pre
pubescent teen.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
How's it going you playing stick today? And she hey?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
And the teen he's driving, he's driving the car. She's
sitting passenger, got her legs crossed, she's got her stand,
she's leaning over on her left arm, just kind of
leaning there with her Stanley MUCKs, put it back in
the cup holder, just kind of looking. And whenever her
son would get done with a hole, she would write
down the score.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So it sounds like they do this regular, so they
know the drill. I'm gonna need you to slide over
a piece of paper with the time you went, and
I'm like, oh man, So she at least knows the
game of golf because she's paying attention and writing his
score down for him. All right, she met tiger coach.
(19:19):
I mean, how well does she know it? She's writing
down a couple numbers.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
She's paying enough attention that she's counting his strokes, so
she knows what she knows to pay attention. It's not
like she's just doom scrolling her phone. Gosh, what a
mom though, Yeah, I mean hot tan.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
I mean that means dad's just working in a firm,
working in real estate, he's doing something on music row,
he's working for a label. And then mom's stay at home,
takes the kid golf and spring break exactly.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And then I look at her hand, I'm like, oh, yeah,
she got a ring, so she's just enjoying this life.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Spring break, huh, you got any stories? Did you ever
go on spring break? Hottie before you had a little
child there, a prepubescent teen most you've ever worn on
spring break? There? Jane? Jane? You've ever done the old
skinny dipping in the Gulf of America? You ever been
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to Panama City? Be did we force the conversation or
you just stand off as then?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So I'm trying to talk.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Ye tell me the story gets something out of Mom,
And you didn't just go nine holes of stag. And
this is where it's awkward because I'm playing terribly.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So they are waiting on me as I'm hitting my
ball in the woods and I have to get my
ball out of the woods and I hit it across
the other way into the other woods. Gotta go get
it out of those woods. And I'm sitting here thinking
this hotty. Mom is going, why is this old man
a playing with my son? B This old man is
terrible at golf? Why is why are we waiting on him?
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Like we are taking time out of my day when
I could be doing something else. I'm like, God, this
is so awkward. What's awkward about it? I'd rather be
playing with older men. How's it going? Jane like it's
awkward because she's prosing there going oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
So I tell you the best time we ever had
golfing was when it was me Justin that chick that
wouldn't tell us where she worked in Ohio. Because guess what,
Justin was actually fun to play with. He wasn't depressed,
he was running after his balls. I've never seen the
guy hit the ball as well as he did. That
was the best day ever because it improves everybody's attitude.
What do you mean? It sucked have a day, but
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it was cool when I would turn around and see
this hotty sitting in the golf cart, justin, hey, what
are you doing? Ohio, I work for a company. Good job?
Justin hell of a question. She's really socializing with you.
I mean, he couldn't have struck out words. He at
least at least he got some words out of their mouth.
I'll give him props. He got at least two words
(21:52):
out of a sentence. I'm like, I mean, I would
tell that kid, oh, good shot, good shot. In this
way he just put his hand up, like, hey kid,
you're getting an intense voice. You're forty forty three. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. I understand that.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
So then there's one hill, there's one that's straight up hill,
there's a there's a hole, and I get it out boom,
and I hit it and it hits at the top
of the hill, and I just got all right. I
put my club back in the cart and I'm like
driving up just short of the green.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
You know, I started driving up the hill and I'm like, whoa,
where are the where the hell's my ball? And I'm like, god,
did it roll whoa, whoa? Where did it? Shoes? Did
it roll down?
Speaker 2 (22:34):
And I'm like looking around, like I don't know where
it is. And I turned around and the hotty just
points and it rolled all the way back down the hill.
She doesn't say, hey, hey, your ball's over here. She
just points, like right next to her golf cart.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You've explained it all. They're very wealthy. They're affluent. They
they don't Yeah, I get it. They come from money.
If they're you're you work a job before them, they're
not working. They golf dad works, They do vacations, They
summer house, they have a Malfy Coast trips. They're very wealthy.
They think they're bigger than you. She just became not hot,
but she was still hot. That's the problem. She's still hot. Yeah,
(23:10):
it's actually for the truckers, Like I can't help it,
but she's still hot. And I'm just like, and she's
got this this sweater on. That's all. Like. It was
like sunny out though it was like it was low
sixties shade.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
There was a little bit of wind and her so
her her gray sweatshirt had like it looked like a
five year old taken paint and thrown it all over.
But it looks cool, you know what I mean, like
all different colors, is splattered paint on it.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
That's awesome. I got the splattered paint all over your hangars.
It looked good lyle has come a long way? Is
that dire?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
And she didn't ever like I would think, Oh, she's
gonna walk up to the green with her son while
he putts, you know, talk to him. She never got
out of the cart, never stepped foot out of the cart.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Nothing, how's it going? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Just slipping on her stanley And I'm like, god, this
is is weird, man, all right? So then we get
done with number seventeen and I look again. I'm like, man,
there's no ring on that finger. She is not married,
so what you had saw a ring earlier?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Yeah? But why are we looking for a ring? I'm married?
Your first story purpose?
Speaker 2 (24:13):
For story purposes, I'm trying to figure out if she's
at the golf course trying to find a.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Dude or not. Are you looking? And it was a
comm take it. It was a couple of rings on
her right hand, so she had her right hand over
her left and that's the rings I saw. And so
then we go.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
We go to number eighteen, boom, finish up, and he
has a bad putt on eighteen. So he's sitting there
practicing that putt about five times. I'm like, I ain't
got time to pride. I've already finished the hole. I
got my bogie, I'm headed home. I shot my one
hundred and three shots.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
It's time.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
It's time for me to go. And I'm walking back
to the cart. Her she's in the cart right behind
my cart. I put my putter in my bag and
she says, thanks for playing with him today.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
She hit you on the way out with something so
polite and kind, and I'm like, oh, yeah, no problem.
You know how old is is She's like, oh, he's thirteen.
I'm like, well, he's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
She goes, yeah, he plays a lot like we we played.
And I was like, you get mom of the year
for just riding in the car while he plays golf.
She goes, this is my third day in a row
doing it.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Where are we going tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
And I'm like, oh yeah. She's like yeah, he had
a tournament this past weekend. And she starts telling me
about his tournament and how and I said, well, he
does a real good job for thirteen of not getting
mad and throwing clubs or anything.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
She goes.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
That's been a real growing point in the last year.
His dad, not my husband, his dad has been teaching
him about the golf etiquette. Really, we've had really hard
conversations this last year about it.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Dude, these truckers are gonna need more details about this melt. See.
This is where it went crazy, like out of nowhere.
She starts conversating with me at the end and I'm like, oh,
that's cool, you know, and she's I was like, how'd
the golf tournament go? We sit there for seven minutes talking. Now, gosh,
this just got awesome. Y'all want to go find the
(26:04):
nineteenth hole. I know he can't drink, but we can't
moms and you need to get her to the nineteenth hole. No,
I don't. I didn't have anybody with me. I was like,
where is Justin when I need him? This would be perfect?
What are you drinking? Him? Mostly? I got to catch up.
I'll take nine high Nunes.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
And she said oh, yeah, he plays a lot. I said, oh,
you don't play. She goes, I used to play, but
not anymore. And I said, oh, you should play with him.
You should have got out and hit some you know,
just trying to start conversation. She's like, oh, no, it's
probably better that I don't. We're trying to teach him
proper etiquette. And I'm like, oh, he gets the fiery
attitude for mama. Huh.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
And she's like, you're a dirty bird, swearing like a sailor. Huh.
She's like yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
She's like, I live right across from and she said,
names a golf course?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What's the cross street? Just for Zillow questions, you want
me to tell you the golf course. I could guess it.
There's five that you go to.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, well, no, she said, she lives across the street.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Is it the big gray house window right next to
the bedroom sometimes you don't close the blinds. I think
I know just the one, she said, yeah, we usually
he plays that one a lot.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
He's never played here, so I thought it, since it's
spring break and we didn't go anywhere on spring break,
I'd bring him to a course he'd never play.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well, he could come here any day he wants. I'm
usually here at one thirty on Wednesdays. You know what
I'm saying, I'd love to be your partner, I mean
playing with his I was like, my buddy, Justin, he
works at Brandy. He's gonna be playing on Friday. Are
you gonna be happening to be playing on Friday? And
she said, and tomorrow he'll go play with his dad.
(27:50):
And she named some course that he was gonna go
play with his dad. And I was like, okay, it's
just like all right, we'll have a good day. I mean,
just so nice as could be. It's amazing how these
things work. My kids are on spring break this week.
I'm home alone. Hey, the door is unlocked, you know
what I mean. Like, here's just a dad dress. The
Lord has never been more gracious. So out of nowhere,
(28:12):
this hottie is all about talking to me now after
I've been playing for eight holes with her prepubescent team.
She didn't say a word, but as I'm putting my
putter in the bag, she was like, Hey, would you
like to use your driver on me? I'm like what, what?
How did the conversation end?
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I was like, well, you guys have a good day.
And I was like, I guess you get the day
off tomorrow. I have every day off, which I don't understand.
I guess the dad whatever. So I drive and I
go to my car.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
How did she talk fondly of the dad or was
it a divorcee? Did she say Kim?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I don't know if it was avorcee or maybe they
had a kid out of wedlock, they were just dating.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
I just know the kid was thirteen and she kept
saying his dad is taking him golfing tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Now, yeah, that when.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
You say his or his mom, that means you're set,
you're not together.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
What are you gonna do later today? Outfit of the
Day video get Ready with Me Day in the Life POV.
If I see one more POV, dude, I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well, then just don't come.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I didn't mean that. Don't get on that.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It's pretty that it's that easy. No, I gotta tell
you how it ends.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
If I see one more girl video them getting ready,
this isn't the outfit of the day, and this isn't
get Ready with me, it's now get Ready with me?
But the girl goes through her entire day. I'm out,
I'm out. I get it. You go to a yogurt shop,
you get a shake, You go to some workout class,
plate e yay. You read a book of the park
which you don't read it, you just bring it. I
(29:43):
get it, and you don't even say it. The park long?
You really put the camera up, take a shot of
you sitting there for three seconds. Then you can pack
up and leave. I'm done with the POV videos over
to you.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
So I drive back to the parking lot. Put the
clubs in the car, take the golf shoes on, put
the tennis shoes on, empty out the snacks, get the
water bottle in the car, and I drive it back
to the cart return.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Coach Dubby in dramatic. You don't even have the kids
with you. You have your clubs.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Throw in the car, Go well, I drive it back
to the cart ben or the cart return, you know
what I mean. And who comes pulling up behind me?
Not the pre pubescent teen who's been driving the whole time.
It's the hotty.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
I'm sorry, I've gotta come clean. I'm married. But loved
her talk, and she said he she said, once again,
have a great afternoon, but I'm sorry, I'm married, coach.
You had to tell her you're married. It was just that,
was it.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
And I was like, man, the one time, I was like,
what single friends do I have?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'd love to paint splatter sometime. Love the look? What
is that? I was leave aaton Chess day Justin Justin
Liz right down the street from her. He loves painting
and he loves golf. She lives right across the street
from a golf course. He works at Vandy, which is
pre pubescent. He knows pre pubescent teens, and I just
(30:56):
learned he works with electrophysiology. I finally learned what he does.
It don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
But it was the weirdest but most hilarious day on
the golf course. As the hotties started hitting on me
as I was trying to leave.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
The memories we make on these golf courses. Your kid's
gonna remember this forever and I will too. I mean
I'll remember the game of golf.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was a great conversation. Man,
great lady, great kid, and.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I'm going to play golf. I wish Justin was there.
I think you just motivated every truck in America to
go golf. Everybody's going to the paunch on to bind
and sticks today. Why didn't you tell me sooner? We're
going to take a break and we'll be right back.
I mean, that's what it's like with me and Baser.
I love when she goes to me, but we get
a fight. Whole two, but whole one. I mean it's
(31:41):
basically two kids dating. Yeah, like you're all excited to
be there. But dude, I'm telling you, they could have
made it more pleasant by just talking the whole round
and then it wouldn't have been like a weird, awkward
seven minute conversation at the end, like all of a
sudden we're best friends. You needed Justin, Man, he would
have made it more awkward. I justed talk to the
girl from Ohio. Hey, what do you do? I work
(32:03):
in Ohio? Wow? Man, she really gave you something there.
I think she likes you.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Hey, Justin, you should be you know what, you should
really do interviews for our podcast, like you should. We
should bring guests on in new Interview because you have
a way of getting them to give you good information,
high quality stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
See if you get more information on the state that
she lives in. Wow, she really narrowed it down. Do
you spell that Ohio? So? Do you like Ohio State?
Or do you like the Ohio Bobcats? That was the
other MUNI we don't go to anymore. All right, we
got stuff to discuss. Yeah, you want to talk about it,
go ahead, dramatic music. I don't know. Are we going
(32:40):
to the SEC Tournament? I don't know. Look, I understand
you want me to go with you on Friday. I don't.
I said, I am considering going, but I'll go by myself.
And then I have justin playing hanky panky. I said,
can you go on Friday? Let me know? Are you off?
And he goes. I can't pay two hundred dollars, I said, money.
He's a big issue. Now, I didn't know. I'll give
(33:02):
you a couple of dollars. Good god, it's the SEC Tournament.
It happens once a Year's marked madness. It's mad. Here's
the problem. Better with the one moment.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Two hundred dollars is a lot of money to go
watch two games.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I know it really is. Beazer said the same, like
if it was.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
The national championship. I get it, but it's just the
quarter finals of the SEC tournament. It's not even the final.
It's not even the SIMI. I don't think it's a
semi finals. It's the quarter finals. Two hundred dollars. It
is awesome to watch the top teams in the country Tennessee, Auburn,
a couple of the top teams in the country. And
(33:40):
that's only two games you get. You don't even get
to see Alabama, who's gonna be your national champ.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
It's a session that you see, so you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
So you'd have to hide in the bathroom, go in there,
lock yourself in a stall, stand on the stall for
two hours until the next session starts.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Possible to do that, but it did start at two
eighteen ounce drop to one to seventy one. It's not bad,
but you're gonna be up there a little bit. And
it's a Friday. You know, it's go watch some college basketball.
It's just for me. It's nostalgic. I've went every year
since I lived downtown.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
I understand, but you don't live downtown anymore.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
And I've seen the greats. Dude, I've seen Monk, I
saw the guy that shot somebody, Brandon Miller.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, he didn't shoot anybody that right, allegedly no, not
allegedly not and it didn't happen. Someone that was with him,
I think shot somebody.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
So, I mean, dude, I've seen all the greats and
this would just be another notch in my belt. Man,
A team in this tournament is gonna win it all
roll tiede. SEC has been dang good this year. I understand.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
SEC is really good. They got some great basketball teams.
I just don't know if I'm willing to shell out
two hundred dollars to go watch these teams. Now, if
you want me to do a hand of blackjack, okay,
two hundred dollars, I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
And I was gonna say, how much did you pay
to golf? I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Well, golf has gotten really expensive, Yeah, it has. It's
getting out of control.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Up the courses. The other day, one course was going
to be eighty, the other one was going to be
it's the night really nice when outside of town one hundred.
Then another one was going to be sixty, and a
cheaper one was fifty. They're all up there.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yeah it was fifty five. And here's what's frustrating about
the fifty five. They make you pay fifty five dollars,
and then they don't have water on the course, like
I mean, when I get thirsty, they do only have
a cart girl on the course, so I'm paying fifty
five dollars for the grass.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
What happened to the cartgirls? Did they realize pandemic it's
really not great to have a cart girl. They don't
need to lub us up.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
They realize that people will just buy it before they
go out, and then they'll buy it at the turn,
that they don't need to pay someone per hour to
drive back. They can't make that much more money because
someone already buys a six pack before the they go out.
They just buy another six pack when they get to
the turn.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's not that hard, and you don't want to deal
with all the legality stuff. Girls are getting accosted out there.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Oh for sure, and it's like, oh, you know, here,
I got to open a credit card.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Te here you go.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I just want to buy one beer and then the
next all they buy another beer. And then it slows
down the pace of play because some one one group
buys from the cart girl and the group behind them
does it so then they're waiting on that group and
then she's out there making mixed drinks and it's like,
what are we doing?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Dude? I tried to hook up brother with a car girl.
I remember this. He failed, though, but I thought, I go, Brother,
I'm i'm I have a woman. I can't get her number.
You're gonna have to get her number. He came close.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
I didn't have a picture of Justin with me. I
was gonna be like, hey, what do you think of
this guy?
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Dude, Justin would have sealed the deal. This is what's frustrating.
If you would have called your friends, always invite a
friend golfing, it would have changed Justin's life, right. He
could have been a dad dude. He would have loved her,
He would have She's so quiet and respectful. I really
like and that's what Justin's looking for.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
I mean, she obviously was drinking something out of that
Stanley cup that Justin would have liked.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
But here's the deal with SC tournament. We're back into
talking about Milfy. I don't even have a mental image
of Earth. Yeah, I know you made up the whole story.
Let's see a picture of it. You need to post
it on the Instagram. Not a picture that's creepy. Yeah,
I wouldn't stop you.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
From the bast Okay. I did not do Laura and
Lena from the back. Okay, I took a picture. I
took a picture. I did not do her from the back.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
So Friday, it could be you there, It could be
just it. It could be Angelina. Every No, Angelina's out.
I think she is. Actually we don't talk to her,
but every no, no, they're talking again. But I'm telling you,
there's the makings of everybody. It's gonna be me going
by myself, sitting in section three hundred, and then two
hours later, Hey, bezer, I'm driving home. Yeah it was fun. Yep, yep,
balls lost, yeah, Auburn one, yeah, the number one seed. Yeah, yup,
(37:41):
come home all right, see us soon.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Oh so you watch both games. If you only stayed
for two hours, you only watched one of the games
four hours. Four hours, four hours by yourself is a
long time. You know what you could do in that
four hours.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Well, then I was thinking we should do the YouTube
and I get us miked up, and then that'll probably
get a sued, and then we'll go under and we'll
be in the red.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
We What I was thinking is with that four hours
of time, something we don't get to do very often, is.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Me, you justin golf course for a quarter of the price.
It's more nostalgic now for me than anything. You're right,
it's not that great to sit there for four hours.
I'm gonna have to maybe will have one drink. I'm
gonna be after work tired. I'm gonna be a quarter lubed.
I got some popcorn, some bad nachos, and a pretzel.
(38:26):
You're a pretzel. Yeah, you're right, it would be better
to be on the golf course. But for me, it's
dating back to when I live downtown.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
I love just going How often does the SEC tournament
come to town?
Speaker 1 (38:36):
There's been it'll go away, but I mean it's I'd
say it's been here ninety percent of the time I've
lived here. Correct.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
How many times do Justin Ray and Lunchbox get to
get on the golf course together?
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah? And you got it? How lucky are we that
we have the tournament in our city. Boomer goes, you're
not going to the SEC and I said, yeah, Boomer,
I think I'm gonna go on Friday. Yeah. Why wouldn't you.
It's in your city. He's right, why I want it?
You to the outside person, we're a bunch of idiots
that we're blessed and we don't even realize it.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Man, No, we are blessed. But what people don't understand
is money doesn't grow on trees. They jack these prices up.
They are outrageous.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I'm out. I have some other ideas. And I thought
you were gonna try and go with our lifeline. No, oh, lifeline.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Yeah, I forgot about the lifeline. And the price is dropping, dude, Yeah,
one seventy one is not dropping. That is like a dribble.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
What does it need to get to for you to say, wow,
that's a great deal. Deal or no deal? Hun Bucks,
you got yourself a deal with one hundred dollars. I'm
gonna be up there where I can't even see the
damn player. That's also because I'm actually envisioning that the
seats are way lower. You're right, we're gonna be in
the bleed.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
You're gonna be so far up you're gonna need binoculars
to see the damn players like normal section seats.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Screw you, guys, I'm going I'm going by myself are
six hundred dollars apiece. I'm gonna sit by my own
new friends. I'm going by myself because because I'm gonna
have you and doing that being the B word behind
the whole time in my ear about how it sucks.
You know what. I want up my own piece. I
want my own thoughts. I want to watch the games.
Sale drive up and says and not a dollar on it.
(40:12):
The love of the game. I want to say I
watched the National Champion, just like I said with Monk,
just like I said with Brandon Miller. I don't know
if they want it, but they ended up taking in
the league. I want to see players that are going
to go to the next level. Johnny Brome, Chaz Maza, Basarati,
I want to see the hair, his hair. He looks
like Side Show Bob, a little bit dude. I love him.
He's he's like a skinny dude. He's wiry. I like him,
(40:35):
But I like Sears from Alabama's awesome. See. I just
don't think Vandy's gonna make it. I think he'll end
up being A and M versus the Balls, and then
it's Auburn and A. I think I think I think
Arkansas wins beats Auburn. Somebody, No, they go and play Auburn,
and they'll be Arkansas Auburn, and then valls in A
and m Andy Peters. I don't mean I don't know.
(40:56):
I'll let you know on Friday. Man, No, because I don't.
It's a responsibility of if you playing a trip, all
your friends go up they playing this, No, man, just
go That's why I never played trips. I never played dinners.
I just go to them. Have I ever said, hey, guys,
let's all go to dinner now, because then it would
be accused of being bad. I'm going the game by myself.
I won't be accused. I'll be by myself, happy as
(41:18):
a little lark.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
But I said, I'll let you know on Friday if
I'm gonna go, and.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I won't have any money for drinks or anything inside
after two hundred dollars, but you know what, I'll sneak
in the water with some vodka.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Oh man, all right, I have a good Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Guys, we're out of here.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Hey, maybe you'll see Tiger there because you know he
ain't gonna be playing. I mean, he's done, it's.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Over what heals first Lebron's growing or Tiger's leg.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Lebron's growing for sure, Tiger's I mean Tiger's toast, like
we could we need on Friday, we should have a
funeral because Tiger's golf, it's over.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Was what was his downfall? The pills are the perkins?
I would say, the tree? What what was? What was
the start of it? His sexual addiction or his addiction
to pills? The pills, No, no, the sexual addiction. Because
once he found, once he was busted for that, everything
seemed to go downhill. You hear that. Truckers, eh, dude,
(42:18):
we saw the downfall of them. Oh man, it was sad.
And in two thousand it was right before I got
into radio two thousand and eight or two thousand and nine,
two thousand and nine, I honestly, I swear to God,
had the thought Tiger's life is so perfect? How does
somebody have that perfect of a life? And the very
next day I opened up Yahoo and said, Tiger Woods
driver to the windshield from his ex wife. I swear
it was the very next day.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
That's crazy, man, ah, so crazy.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Right, here's a picture.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Ye, we'll never see anybody like Tiger again.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Man. Look at that painted card again. The way it
was draped on her shoulder.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Oh man, Justin would have been in heaven, dude.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, the skirt was just barely there.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
It's just one of those added bonuses, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
I'm telling you could have cut glass the whole time.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I mean, you don't get that very often, where there's
just a hotty playing golf with you and she wasn't
even playing.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
It was weird. She looked almost like that Anna Kendrick
girl Sabrina Carpenter, but older,
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