Who's Your Daddy?

In this episode Lunchbox is on cloud nine after the UTSA baseball team shocked the world by beating UT to advance to the Super Regionals in the NCAA college baseball tournament. Lunchbox also wants to thank his wife for solving his ESPN+ issues so he could watch the Roadrunners vs the Longhorns and other college baseball action. Pre-K graduation was this weekend for BabyBox3 with an added on Pre-K party on Sunday that turned into a rager thanks to instacart! Ray hit the golf course with his Father-In-Law and he reveals something about Coors Light. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I hit it, dude, Oh he did.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to copy and paste. It's
only going in one track.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Still not working.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
I thought of Beza fixed it. Zach said he fixed it.
He said something on top of the microphone. But maybe
it doesn't. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well, do you really want me to monkey with it? No? No,
I don't. I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I'd rather just I'd rather just start it. I'd rather
start it. I'd rather just go. You're looking at it
and you're doing nothing like you going like side to side,
looking at the microphone. That's not gonna change anything.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Do you think he likes his nickname that we've given
him a Piza.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I don't even think he knows he has a Well,
i've him one step farther than that.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't even call him a Biza. I've started calling
him Beisa. Okay, dude, we make people in radio the
most random nicknames.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I mean, Zach went to I mean, I mean he
went to Barcelona, and we call him a Biza. It's
not even the damn same thing. And we've only had
him on the pod twice, and we talk about him
like people know who he is. We talk about him.
People know who Zach is.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
And the other day I called it to face. I
was like, hey, Biza, I'm not even friends with the
guy that called him Viza to his face.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
We're idiots. We're absolute idiots, dude. But I'm gonna tell
you what was it? Not the most beautiful weekend here? Like,
it was the most beautiful weekend we've had in a long.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Time, unprecedented. It was patio, Sison back patio, Sison, beers
on the patios, Sison baseball, Sison hangout, Sison tan, Sison pool, Sison.
It was all those things.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I mean, did you go visit Justin at the bluffs.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
And go to the pool. We got the invite, but
we had people over at our place. We had a
house party, got it, so you didn't really go to
the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Saism.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
We have miniature blow up pools from Amazon. We have
two of them and you can get in them. They're
kind of just like laypools. So the girls did. I
was like, like, are they like deep? No, they only
go an inch deep, but it keeps you from getting
too hot. Oh, they're just called splash pools.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Never heard of those. They like thelastic ones. You get it,
like Walmart.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
They're blow up. Yeah, if you know a blow up doll,
it's like that. But there's a little bit of water
at them. Got it?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, thank you. I didn't know that because we have
not hit the pool season yet. Yeah, we have not
made it. I feel like the water in the pool
has to be ice cold.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah. No, we're not ready for that. We needed to
be in the nineties. It was only eighty.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Because we will be hitting the pool season this afternoon.
We are hitting the pool this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well all week your mid eighties, so you're at that
point until.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Thursday, and then it's rained all the way through the
next Tuesday fest. Yeah, I mean, goodness crazy. We're about
to get rained on for like seven days straight again,
are we really? Yeah? Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday
all seventy percent or better rain.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
But I don't know if they can figure it that
far out Thursday Friday, I bet they're locked in.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Other than that, I think they're pretty smart.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, how come online you can only see a radar
twenty four hours out I don't know, then forty eight
hours out I don't know. So they have access to
these radars that are six days ahead of this.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Obviously. That's how they can tell you that a tornado
is coming or a hurricane is coming in five days
because they look at weather and they say, oh, something's developing.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
But they never know the exact pinpoint until it hits.
So you're telling me they're gonna pinpoint Nashville weather six
days ahead, but they can't pinpoint a hurricane where it's
gonna hit six days ahead. They can tell you an area,
they can't tell you the exact location. So do they
know Nashville's gonna get rain in six days? No?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'd have to I'd love to talk to Chim Spencer
do they know? Or Mark Murray, either one of them.
I'd love for them to call in. Does a Beza
Are they gonna get rain?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
No? Because they're in the Mediterranean. They don't get rain.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh they know I didn't rain over there. No idea
about the Mediterranean. Don't even know where that is? Is
it by Spain?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yes? Got it?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Thank you? I sound smart. Let's start the show man.
I am ready.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
We we have South Beach here, they have a bees
over there? Oh is South Beach?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Like there?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
A beiza? Is South Beach? On steroids that's why we
call him be though.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yeah, I bet it was a hell of a time.
We're ever going to find out about his vacation one
of these days. But man, I got so much to
talk about. It's so much to talk about.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well, we won't even able to fit it all in
one pod.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Probably not.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, then I'll cut it off at forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
I don't know what your weekend was, like, what stories
you got.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I literally just told the whole thing that was it. Yeah.
I was scrubbing the house and the women were laying out,
and they have an eleven year old daughter, and she
was playing this magnet game where you have eight magnets.
You're set them all outside of each other and if
it sticks to the other ones, you lose the game.
So you learn about the magnetic field and you play

(04:47):
a game all at one time. And yet we also
found out if they go in the water, they're still magnetic.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Did the dad come, No, he's overseas in Denmark.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Oh, just hanging out.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
He's playing music. He's huge in Denmark. Got it? So
you it was just you, the daughter, the wife, and
your wife. Yeah, And then we had the other neighbors,
Jess getting her. Dude come over.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh, so there was another dude for you to talk to.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
He came over later, got it. I'm just checking, and
he explained to me. Because I'm trying to get in
on this MLB I bought the one on Amazon thirty
dollars a month. I get every game MLB package. What
games don't I get? Though?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
The Cincinnati Reds, the Atlanta Braves.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
And Bingo. Bite your dick. So I asked him how
do he's a huge Reds fan. I said, how in
the bloody hell do you watch the red games? Because
you sure as hell don't do it on Amazon. You
sure as hell don't get it on TV.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
You don't get it on the MLB network, but you
can get it on Fox Sports something.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
MLB network will black it out. It'll actually have the channel,
but it won't show it to you. So I said,
how do you watch Reds games? He streams them from
like Argentina or something. Oh, in a different language.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Interesting, because I they were playing the Cubs this weekend,
so I tried to tune in because the two of
them that I saw were on MLB network. So I
go to MLB network blacked out in your area? Yeah,
so then I had to go to Fox Sports Southwest
Southwest and there they were on what channel? Fox Sports
Southwest Southwest.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't know. I mean, is that Roku is app?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I don't know what ro listen. Here's the thing everybody
talks about, Roku firestick. I don't know what any of
that means. Well, Roku is that it's something you plug
into the back of your TV.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
The fire stick, it was, is what makes a TV smart,
So you can buy one for one hundred dollars. That
TV probably isn't smart. You plug a firestick up its
ass and then it can get any of the apps.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
What if I already have a smart TV.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Then you don't need a fire stick. Okay, if you
have a smart TV, you can get everything. Not every
Roku's different though. That's like some weird thing, like it's
like some porn or something.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, you can't get everything. You want to know why
you can't get everything because I don't know how it works.
I don't know how the TV works. Because everybody tells me, oh,
you don't have a fire stick. Why do you have
a fire stick? It's like I'm missing out on something.
So I'm obviously not getting everything. Why would I buy
a fire stick if I have a smart TV?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Right there? They must be talking about Roku because you
can set it up some weird way. What is Roku?
It's Jimmy rigging it. So you roku box Roku. So
Roku's a box like a cable box. People they got
Roku cucko, Roku cucko. Okay, you don't need Roku, got it?
So the game will be games streaming on Roku cucko.

(07:47):
I ain't doing that.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, so the.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Same people are streaming that are streaming Argentinian porn.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
So that guy's doing Argentinian porn. And the Reds games
through via Argentina.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
But I think you can buy a package with faduel
and get the Reds games.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
But you would be surprised how many Reds or Braves
games I want to watch because I got a hitter going,
or Justin's tell me to watch something. I don't get
any of them. But guess what I get. The Pittsburgh
Pirates man at nine pm. You want to watch the
Padres at midnight? Got him? You want to see the
Yankees Otani? Got him? But if you want to see
a Cubs game or a Reds game. I haven't seen

(08:25):
one of them play. Who's still on the Cubs? Sosa,
Martin McGuire, Who the hell's on these teams? Dude, I
ain't seen a Cubs game since they went off WGN
because they block it out every weekend. All I wanted
to do was watch Cincinnati Reds and Cubs. I can't
see Ellie de la Cruz is the hit home his

(08:47):
sister pass.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah I saw that. So but yeah, the Cubs got
spanked on Friday. I think it was six nothing.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
See, I've been big into the wins. The wins have
been blowing in, so I haven't been picking their hitters.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, it has not been blowing out. It has been
scoring affairs. When you went, it was blowing in, blowing in.
Game lasted hour, forty minutes. It was three to nothing
Cardinals game over.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
You gotta check those wins. It's one of the only
stadiums where the winds matter that much.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
It's huge, the over unders everything. But yeah, so we
watched a little bit of the Reds on the Fox
Sports Southwest Southwest.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
It was great. Gotta be real, no idea how you
got that, But I don't either.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's on my cable box. It's not on my rocou's
not on my fire stick, it's not on my Amazon Prime.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's on cable. So it must just be a channel
that's already on your TV. And actually it's where I
can get I know actually how to get to it,
and I didn't do that all weekend. Oh my gosh,
you're an idiot. Do you click on an app to
get to it? No? Then I know where it is.
I don't click on an app. I just go to
the channel where it is. I know where it is.

(09:49):
It's one of those channels that just built in.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yes, I get the channel changer and I go to
Fox Sports Southwest Southwest and there it is.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Oh my gosh, I looked all weekend for it. That hurts.
You don't know how many apps I search through to
try and find these games. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Apps everything has a damn app. You go to McDonald's
and I go to the drive through. Would you are
you ordering through the app today?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
No? Man, I'm in the drive through. I might to
order through the freaking screen. Taco Bell, you're hungover his
balls on a Sunday. Are you gonna be using our
app today? No? No, just place in normal order. Would
you like to get ten percent off using our app? No?
I want to case the dell. I'm hungover his balls.
I'm kno gonna download an app. My fingers can't even

(10:36):
function right now. I'm lucky I got this thing on
the road. Okay, No, I'm not doing an app. I'm
in the drive through, so help me. God, So why
would I go through the drive through if I'm ordering
on that app? The whole point of me talking to
you on this screen so you can type it in
your little computer and hit this is the total see
you at the first window? End the story? Why do

(10:56):
they hit us with that? Now? Are you gonna be
using our app?

Speaker 1 (10:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh, this is my voice. I'm using my vocal chords.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Or even better, you go inside the McDonald's, ah, and
you can and it's like either ordered the kiosk or
you can go to the register. Why do I need
to go to the kiosk to order? Why can't I
just go to the re Like? Why do you use
the kiosk instead of the register? It makes no sense.
There's half the people ordering the kiosk and there's you know,

(11:25):
people up there at the register. I don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
And then that you go to Sonic. I mean I
must have hit all the fast foods with the kids around,
but the Sonic. You go there and their screen didn't work. Oh, well,
do you have our app? Here we go? No, I
don't have the app. Well then you could have just
placed it straight through them and we can come drop
it off to you. Well no, no, no, of course I
don't have the app. That's why I'm finger in this
screen right now. If I had the app, why would

(11:50):
I be touching the screen? Yeah? Yeah, the soft touch
doesn't work anymore. So just swipe it as a credit card.
You won't be able to leave a tip, and you
can just do it like that. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's
how I did it. We gotta start the show.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
We gotta start it. Man.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
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Speaker 2 (12:25):
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one two
three solar losers.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Sports genius, y'all. It's Sison from the North Alpha Male.
I live on the north side of nshvillod baz Er,
my wife, two point two acres, two point two kids
at Vandy. Justin checks on them. The aforementioned Vandy the
number one team in the country. No longer they have fallen,
but Justin will still check on the kids at Vanderbilt,
two point two of them in the electro physiology unit.

(13:01):
Coach over to you, without a further ado, give me
a you.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
T S.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
T.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I try this again.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Give me a U you, give me a T. Give
me an ass. He be the he B that just
gave me the middle finger you got.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Give me a U TSA about them road runners?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Baby be the be the.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
How about them roadrunners? How does that taste? How does
that taste?

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
My gosh, you tesay going to the super regional?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
What do you know about that? I don't hear no
old us and taxes are lights are out burned out?
Season over. Let me hear it for my Roadrunners.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh my gosh, we into Austin and the number two
team in the country and we smacked that ass.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Who's hr daddy, Who's shaw daddy?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Beebep be beep. It's the Roadrunners. That's who your daddy is.
That's who your daddy is. Ray, what an amazing, a
freak amazing weekend. Listen, I'm gonna tell you ask a Beza.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Can we have the room for twenty minutes? Sure? If
you stop yelling like that.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh no, Boddy, this is all about the road Runners.
Be big, get your get your road Runners up me
me yay. You didn't see it coming, Zach. The Longhars
didn't come and see it coming. Log Ordination, the forty acres,
they didn't see it coming. And let's be real, guys,
I'm gonna say thank you to my wife because she

(14:50):
allowed me to enjoy the pleasure of the UTSA Roadrunners
winning not once, but twice at the University of Texas
her Longhorns. Because oh where where where is the game
being played? Ray on an app Martinez Brothers ESPN plus

(15:12):
Ray Because oh SEC Network, they're showing Vandy Louisville on
Saturday night, So I can't freaking watch UTSA versus the
University of Texas. So I'm like, okay, I'll get on
ESPN plus the app because I have a smart teav
no Roku, no firestick. It's amazing. You led me down

(15:32):
this path without even knowing where we were going.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
And I was fighting it all weekend, and I mean,
let me tell you, I've had ESBN plus and it's
the worst app in the history of apps. It is awful.
Guys in thoughts and prayers for teasing Pece, for justin.
He's been battling the bottle all weekend, so continue.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
So I go on to ESPN app ESBN plus and
I click on the UTSA Texas game and it just
keeps the pit, the pit, the pit, the pit, the pit,
itch whoa outside outside outside. It would keep repeating the

(16:12):
same thing over and over again.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
But if you want to see a golfer on whole
number eleven, they'll give you access to that. Yes, being
plus the crock of crap. The only reason I have
it is because free Beazer said with some Kroger Disney
plus porn that we get absolute crap. It is absolute crap.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
You cannot watch a sporting event and I sat there
for fifteen minutes trying to get it work. Click out,
click back in, click back in, click out, click back in.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Would not work. Well, did you try the eighth hole
the Arnie Palmer, because guess what, it'll stream just fine
if you want to watch Blue Magoo and the Boys.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
So I'm sitting there and I'm just like, I'm just
gonna give up. I'm just gonna turn it off. I'm
just gonna watch it on the computer.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Quit.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
And my wife is like, well, let's give it a second.
And I'm like, okay, I'll give it a second. You
try stream east, I'm trying pause. I'm trying to, you know,
let it get a little bit ahead. So I'm a
few minutes behore and made the Argentinian FanDuel. No, I
didn't try any of that crap. But then my wife
is so smart, like she so on all fours. No,
she wasn't on all fours, but she was so smart,

(17:11):
and she said, here, let me try something, and she
gives it a Google and she said, if ESPN plus
is struggling on your Samsung TV, what to do? And right,
who knew that there would be a YouTube video with
a tutorial on how to fix ESPN Plus on your
Samsung TV.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Here's the tutorial. Put your thumb up your ass and
pray for a miracle.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I was literally just gonna plug her computer in and
watch it via the computer on the TV screen.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Oh that's a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I was gonna do that because I was just like,
this is I was so frustrated. It ruins everything. We're
already in the third inning on Saturday night and I
haven't even gotten to watch any of it because I
just saw loading, loading, loading, loading. So she watches this
guy and he says, Step one, unplug your TV from
the wall for what for sixty seconds? And he says,
don't be lazy, make sure it's the full sixty seconds.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Step two, clear your cash from all the porn viruses.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
He said, this is a hard reset really of your
TV that needs to happen every once in a while.
So I'm like, all right, let me go do that.
Unplug it, set a timer for one minute. So I
plug it back in and I go to ESPN Plus
and I'm like, here we go, loading, loading, loading, nice

(18:31):
to toy loading. Okay, see baby, it's not working. Let's
just just I don't need to watch it's fine, I'll
just watch it on the computer. No, No, try the
next step. It says, we got to reboot our router.
The second step send me a picture of your wife.
And I'm like, okay, So we go and unplug the router,
plug it back in.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
That works sometimes exactly.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
So go to ESPN Plus. There's the game UTSA at Texas.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Click on it.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Loading loading, loading, load loading, loading loading.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
We're gonna do this for sixty second.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
And I said, oh my god, this is not working.
This is so stupid, Like I'm just gonna go buy
a new TV. This is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
You need to call your provider on Monday and complain
like they used to do when I worked at Grande.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
And she's like, well, there's one more says one more thing.
It says, remove the app and then reinstall it.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Stick the router cord up your anus. And I'm like,
I'm willing to try anything, honey, I'm gonna bend over
so help me. God, here you go a little bit
of the lescuse me.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
And I mean, I'm like, this is not gonna work.
It's not gonna whoa honey.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Hopefully that worked.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
So we removed that dang power cord. We removed an
app from the screen, delete it, reinstall it, and I
go back and I click on the UTSA Texas game
loading loading, load, crystal clear picture, crystal clear picture, after
which step after removing the app and re installing it

(20:00):
into my smart TV?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
All right? And I'm gonna tell you what.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I sat there and I watched the game Saturday night
on pins and needles, and our picture started getting wild
towards the end, and he kept hitting his leg and
laughing and like, I'm like, dude, you are stressing me
out Edwards or whatever your name was. And we pull
off the victory.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
And I'm like, oh my gosh, we are amazing. We're
in the regional final.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
And I'm thinking and yes, guys, have I followed UTSA
Baseball year? Have I been tuned in every game?

Speaker 2 (20:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:35):
But that doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
It matters is when you watch and they win and
they beat the Day of Longhorns. It matters when the
dad comes on the bat birthday party, that's right, and
you think you show up for the big moments in
their life, and that is what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
And I was here for their big moment, and I
knew going into Sunday. I'm like, oh my gosh, I mean,
are we really gonna maintain this hot streak? Is ut
gonna come back and pummel us on Sunday. I don't
give a crap because guess what, we beat him on Saturday.
So kiss my grits. I got the router coord and

(21:12):
I got the lube.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
I'm ready to watch you DSA and seven oh eight
Central time on Sunday evening. I had it on ESPN
Plus and I watched every pitch of that game. Honey,
I'm bent over. You do the rest? Beat me first inning,
two run Jack road Runners, and I'm like, oh my god,

(21:37):
we might be good at baseball. We might be good
at baseball.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
And then the big inning, but we get we had
two outs and two strikes on us, dude, and our
coach calls us over. The guy goes, hey, man kill
some time like linked.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
In this bat at bat out?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Is that I saw that highlights? Yes?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
And so the guy goes up starts taking some pitches.
We get on base. Then we have like five batters
get hit by balls, and then we rip one in
the gap for a three run double.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
And I am just going ballistic. At the house.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
This is unbelievable because it's a huge upset, right, huge upset.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
I mean, right State beating Vandy. That's huge, right, yes, huge,
wild stuff wild, And I'm gonna tell you what it was,
No fluke guys utsa after watching they are good at baseball,
and there was one play that absolutely changed the game.
Ut then explaining because nobody will see it.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I know they hit a home run, so they got
one run back.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
It's seven to one, thanks Ernie Harwell.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Then they have a runner on second and this dude
hits one to the right center gap and our guy,
our center fielders playing more a little shaded towards the left,
and he gets on his horse run run. I mean,
there's no way he's gonna catch it, dives in the

(23:05):
right center field gap at the wall, catches it, slides boom,
crashes into the wall with his head.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
There are angels in the outfield.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Dude, and it was just smooth sailing from there. They
scored a couple runs in the ninth, hit a two
run homer, but the two run homer doesn't hurt you
because you have a five run cushion. It was amazing,
and I mean all these I mean, listen, I'm gonna
give I'm gonna give credit where credits due. John Dyer
Dwyer Dyer something on the Facebook page when the origional

(23:36):
was announced.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Caleb Martinez.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
No, Kaylyn Martinez, he's gone Mia other Martinez. I mean
they are quiet as a mouse right now.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's welfare checks.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
We don't hear from them when they get smacked down
by the beep beep. But dot Dwyer Dyer said, oh
my gosh, UTSA and Texas is regional. That's bad news
for Texas. I could see them upsetting Texas. And he's
a Texas fan. And Aaron Merrick, who is a diehard
Texas gets on me because I get on texta a lot.

(24:06):
He got on there AND's like, congratulations, well deserved. That's
what I like to hear. Like you you own it,
you own it, you own it. I am on cloud nine.
I feel so good. We are going to our first
ever super Regional. And guess where we're gonna go.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
You need to go to Omaha. No, we're going to
you see La. We'll see you on Thursday. La. We're
coming bruis Ua. You ain't ready for the.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Road Runner coming kid to us see La listen. I
know people don't care about college baseball, but may what
a day, What a day for the mighty road Runners.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
They can't make it to Omaha? Why no? I can't
deal with another twenty minute segment.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
That was fantastic. You need to go to Omaha like
I did with Bones that one, dude, it was it
was just a phenomenal I cannot believe they won't. It
was great.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Guys. If Utsa the kill Deers or what whatever your
mascot is, it's a bird. If the kill Deers make
it to Omaha, I want us all to raise crowdfund.
We weren't sending you to Omaha.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Man, I would go. It would be amazing, kid.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I'm willing to drive kids.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
It was beautiful, kid. What a weekend look for.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
The corn Cobs. Kid. I can't wait to call Keith.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
No DC, the ain't kidding.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
What happened to your law lord's baby. I told my
wife last night. I was like, I'm gonna be unbearable,
unbearable on the pond today.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Kid.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
UTSA stands for University of Texas. Suck that, oh kid,
that's what the real.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Ut Enough baseball talk, guys, what a great day.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
What a great day. Oh, it is so good. We
gotta go to break.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Man. They were so good. They were the best tea.
I mean they were they are really good. Well outside of.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
W NBA basketball, it probably didn't even make it on
Sports Center. That's all they call her. Now, we'll take
a break, We'll be right back. And you went so
quick out of the gate. I wanted to wish everybody,
all of our soul losers nation out there, a happy
Pride Month because my favorite show, vander Pumper Rules, they

(26:16):
kick it off every single year. I had friends that
were at Pump. I had friends that were at Sir
and they were posting and I was jealous. So happy
Pride Month to all of our chart drivers out there.
God love you guys. Oh.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Our tug boters out there, most importantly are farmers. But
the one near and dear to our heart batter's box.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
What if everybody that's a batter's box here.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Man and then the right. Let me tell you what
we did this weekend? Ray, you just did the game
that was That was minor potatoes, man, So baby Box
two they graduated from pre k on Friday night.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
And honey, do you got a clean aches?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
There were tears shed d Dude, it's emotional. Man, you
don't understand.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
Did they do the AI thing first day of school,
last day of school? I mean, guys, we got to
stop pulling at the hard strings. We get it's gonna
be emotional if you're a school right now, especially private, private, end,
high end. We don't need those montages of pictures from
the year. Keep them in the memory banks. Don't need
to throw them on there and put the parents in tears. No,
it wasn't that.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It was just all the kids standing up there on
the stage and you realizing those kids right there that
they've been friends with for the last five years, you're
not going to see a lot of them again. They're moving,
They're all going in their own directions, like they're they're
going on to this school.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
They're going to that school. And I was talking to
one of the dads and he was like, man, Frank
cows your sex life.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
No I did, I said, Frank, this is crazy how
he goes. I'm gonna tell you what he goes. It's
weird because it's probably gonna be the last time we're
gonna see a lot of you guys. I'm like, oh,
you know, yeah, that's probably true. He goes, you know,
because with my older daughter. He goes, I thought, oh,
we're all gonna stay in touch. We're gonna stay in touch.
He goes, But you have boys, I have girls, and

(28:18):
once they get to elementary school, girls just hang out
with girls. Boys hang out with boys mostly. He goes,
I thought, oh, we're gonna hang out with all the
you know, preschool people that we used to hang out with.
He goes. All of a sudden, you find a group
of friends at your school. You don't really call the
preschool people anymore. He goes, It's kind of hard for
me to accept that, but I'm not going to get

(28:38):
to hang with you guys anymore.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Fane, And I'm like, dang, man, that's that's sad, man,
that's that's really sad. Her body transformation after having those
kids was something to be told.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
No, no, no, no, it wasn't anything about Frank's wife
and you know, just the whole kids running around emotional,
getting their face paint.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
It was great. It was a great night. Did it?
It was awesome?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
And then my wife on Saturday's like, oh, don't forget Sunday.
From two to five, we have the pre K graduation party. No,
I can't do these three hour time slots. I said, no, no, no,
we just had the pre k graduation party on Friday night.
When they had graduation, boys started.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Up again.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
And it was literally at the brewery. It was at
the brewery and the kids ran around for two and
a half hours. What other party do we need to have.
She's just, Oh, we're going to a park and everybody's
gonna meet up and we're gonna have a celebration. I said,
what was that on Friday night then? And she's like, yeah,

(29:38):
I know, but that's what we're doing. Okay, So we
all get in the car by one forty.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
All right, here we go. Let's drive to the park.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
We drive twenty minutes to a park and we show
up and we're under one of those gazebos. They got
picnic tables. Everybody's brought cupcakes, they've brought treat snacks. I
mean there's everything.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Hey, brother could have a cake and a couple dollars.
And we're all sitting there and it's just hang out central.
There's a creek. The kids go straight to the creek.
Some parents are saying, don't get in the creek. Other
parents are like getting the creek, and so it's half
the kids are allowed in the creek, half the kids aren't.
Time out. You said, buzzwords, Park, gazebo, Creek. How many
homeless people were there? No, man, there's not a lot

(30:19):
of homeless that this one interesting. A few at least
they weren't where. They weren't there at that moment.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
And maybe they were on the other side of the
park because it's a big park, big park, so there's
other places they could have been. But right where we were,
not many homeless.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
And guy's not inconsidered on my part. My problem is
this Boomer comes to town. He was eight years old,
probably your kid's age, and guess what homeless is involved
with a park? A homeless guy throws a shoe at Boomer.
He almost hits Boomer. I yell at the homeless guy
to get the h out of the way, get off
my land, and then it becomes a thing Boomer. That's
the only thing he remembers from his childhood is me
almost fighting a homeless guy. Sometimes they're just a little

(30:57):
off base. Back to your story, at the park with
no homeless people, So.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
We're pulling up to the park and I'm like, here
we go three hours with these people that I've already
talked to, had the same conversations on Friday night. Hey, man,
can't believe this is it? Man? Where are you guys
going to school? All right, cool, We're gonna have the
same conversation.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Hey, Frank, what's crazier this? Or your wife on a
Friday night after a couple of margaritas.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Yeah, I mean that's basically it. I mean I will
say I'm Friday night there. There was one couple that
was how do I say this? Hammered because I sawging
to one lady and she's like, wait, where's my beer?
I set it right here on this picnic table. She listen,
just goes, Sally, is that my beer?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Oh? I thought it was my beer?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, I think I pickture of beer up here you go.
I like these people, oh Hamer Hamble, So were there?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I showed to them?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
And what's there? Right when we get there snow cone truck.
I'm like, great, here we go. Kids are gonna want
a snow cone right off the bat. I might just
fork over some money for snow cones. Right when we
get to the park. My kids for some reason. They
didn't care about the snowcone truck. They went straight to
the creek. They weren't ready for a snowcone. They wanted
creak action right away.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Well positive six dollars for you, that's a great positive eighteen.
They're six dollars a piece. Positive that real quick into DraftKings.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
And so we're sitting there and we're all talking. Everybody's
setting up putting plates out. Someone brought ham sandwiches, and
then one of the mom goes, how did we not
think to bring alcohol?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Don't worry, sister, I got a little bit here if
you want some mooch if I get a couple dollars.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
And another mom goes, yeah, I thought the same thing.
But then it's a public park, and I don't think
we're allowed alcohol.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
You guys are brown bagging.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
And another one goes, yeah, but we can always just
port in cups. And then another mom's like, well, there
is a Kroger right down the street. And then someone's like, oh,
maybe I should go get some. I was like, why
would you go get some. There's this thing called instacart.
You just get in there and you type what you
want and say bring it to the big playground at

(33:03):
the park. She's like, you think that'll work. I was like,
that's what instacart is. She goes, let me look up
the address.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
You were teaching them technology.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
She looks up the address. She goes, all right, I'm
gonna try it. Thirty minutes later, the booze arrived and
one of the husbands was at home with the baby.
He was taking the baby was taking a nap. He
shows up got the red solo cups. So all of
a sudden, your hand thought it would loosen everybody up
a little bit. How you doing, Sarah? I mean everybody.

(33:32):
All the parents are walking around with red solo cups,
the kids are playing on the playground. Everybody's having the
time of their life there.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I didn't know it was cold out here. Oh a
little chilling there. How you doing?

Speaker 1 (33:44):
And then it gets awkward because I'm sitting there. There's
this dad that I don't know who I've never met him,
and I'm We're standing in a circle and one guy
introduces himself to him, say hey man, I'm Michael, and
he goes, I'm Reggie. I'm like, hey man, nice to
meet you. And he goes and I shook his hand
and I go Reggie, nice to meet you, and he goes,
i've met you before, all right, man, okay, man, dude,

(34:05):
like really, like just say hey, nice to meet you.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
I don't. He's like, I think I met you at
one of the kids pool parties before. Oh cool.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I'm like, the only pole party I've been to for
these kids was about three years ago. So if I
met you three years ago, I'm sorry, but there's no
need to make me feel awkward and uncomfortable and say
i've met you before. End of conversation.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Was your wife wearing a stream bikini? No, well, then
I don't remember you or.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
So I have nothing else to say to you because
all you had to do was go with it, and
you wanted to I've met you before. Really, I mean, dude,
I beat people all the time, Sorry about that. Don't
know how to handle this cool So I looked for
their first exit out. Someone starts talking to myself, I'm
gonna go grab some water out there. Didn't talk to
him the rest of the time.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
You're at the women's table the whole time.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Well, I was trying to get away from that guy. No,
this couple dads. I talked to a lot of people
following kids. I didn't eve see my kids were like
two hours and everybody's like, oh, we're your kids. I'm oh,
they're somewhere in the park. Don't worry about it, dude.
I went neighbor. This is a year ago.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Just reminded me of it that if a guy group
isn't fun. I was in the kitchen with the wife
the whole time that baser was. You were in there
like an hour with her. I was like, time flies.
I ditched the dudes. She's like, you lasted long longer
than you do with me the batter's box. I mean, listen,

(35:21):
if the guys aren't gonna bring it, I'm hanging with
the chicks.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah. And then one of the dudes that I mean,
he he's the husband of Sally, the one that was
hammered on Friday night. I was like, dude, are you're
not gonna get another drink? And he's like, oh no,
I'm good man. I'm like, oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Is he recovering?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
And I was like, oh, that's crazy, man, and he goes, yeah, man,
I pregained before I came.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
He found the liquor model.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
I said, oh really yeah, he goes yeah, we went
to a barbecue and then we stopped by the house
and uh to grab you know, some shoes and stuff
before we came over here so she could get in
the creek. And he goes.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
I took a couple of shots before we came. Like him.
He's a good guy.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I said, oh yeah, tequila, and he goes. I won
tequila one rufflements. So this Sunday party that was gonna
be awful, dude, it ended up being pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Sounds like that.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
It ended up being a great time at the park.
It was the creek drowning danger. It was pretty shallow.
There was only spots that were water, uh, and then
there was parts that were dry. It was great kids
that could make it a little stressful. Yeah, the kids
could go up and down. It was so much fun
and they had a blast. They ran, they played soccer,
They swing the swings, they ran, went on the slides,

(36:41):
they did everything.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah. There's a guy with a clothesline next to the creek.
He was over there cleaning his clothes.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Yeah. And then one dude did show up, drove up,
came and sat under the gazebo, smoked a joint.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Got back in his car and left. Who was he?
No one?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
He just came and sat down, had a joint.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
I'm like, really, oh, somebody needs community, dude, you never know,
he's lonely.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yeah, and I was like really, I mean with the kids. Yeah,
you know, you don't see what's going on here.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Read the room. Man like really, no puff puff pass?

Speaker 1 (37:14):
So yeah, man, that was my Sunday.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Man.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
That was It was a fantastic It ended up being
a fantastic party.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
There's nothing to watch. There's no golf, there's no baseball,
there's no football, there's no hockey. I mean there's the UFL.
Don't even know what if that's still around. Somebody posts
another NASCAR thing. I don't give a rip. Somebody posts
another NASCAR was in here. Scotty Shuffler winning again, don't care.
Somebody posts about Pascal Siakam. I don't care.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
He shouldn't have won the MVP. That was a travesty.
Tyrese Haliburton was robbed. And did you know that Scotty
Shuffler has as many wins in the last month as
the Rockies.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Three Rockies nine to fifty. They said in the modern area,
they're the worst team.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's unbelievable. We'll take a break, we'll right back.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Got a little note.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
I just want to I wanna say something to my neighbors,
like when you're going to the park. I appreciate the invite.
I do appreciate getting a text saying, hey, we're headed
to the park, because I got that this weekend, right,
And I'm like, hey, dude, all right, I'll get the boys.
We'll meet you there. So we get the boy. I
get the boys. Let's go, boys, let's go. We jump
on bikes. We're riding to the park, going down a hill.

(38:24):
Baby Box three on his strider bike. We had our
first wipeout, I mean over the handlebars, face first. He
has street burn on his face, elbows bleeding, and he's.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
I wanna go home.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
I wanna go home.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
I wanna go home.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Oh my budd, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I bleeding. I'm bleeding because.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
They think blood is the end of the world. They
think blood is like, oh my god, what did I do?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
He thought he was gonna bleed out?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
He did. He thought he needed a tourniquit, and he
was like, Dade, put the tourniquet on. Put the tournaket on.
Stop the bleeding, cut my arm off. Whatever you gotta do.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Do you joke with him you may have to get
rid of this arm.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I do do that all the time.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
You take your shirt off, you're gonna lose the arm,
but you won't die.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I do.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
I do.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
I do that joke about oh man, we may need
to cut it off. Let me see if it's still works.
When I start flapping it around and I'm like, can
you feel Oh no, it's not. It's moving kind of crazy,
like we made to get rid of it. That's that's
a great joke to distract the kids. If you're a new.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Parent, I'm gonna cut it with my fingers. It always works.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
I do do that. I saw it and I'm like,
are you going shit? And I'm like that stitches band aid,
but you're good to go. And I finally convince him
he can still play. So we get to the playground
and we're there and I swear to God, the neighbors
stay twelve minutes and they're like, actually, I think we're
gonna head back.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
They got how many kids?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Well they have three?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Oh, okay, that's a lot. But no, no, no, oh,
you tell me you're going to the park, right but
people change their mind. You had two more kids, one kid,
they changed their Dude, you know how many different activities
we had a girl over, she did like nine hundred
things at nine minutes.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Understand, but you don't if you are sending the text
that means you're going to the park to hang out,
like you're going for the long haul.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Twelve minutes is a commitment with three kids, and I.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Get We get to the park and we were there
for twelve minutes and they He literally comes up and
me goes, hey, man, I think we're gonna head back.
I think we're gonna go get some lunch.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
What you don't think Dad need to go take another shot?
Do you?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
That's different Dad?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Oh? Different? Dat man?

Speaker 1 (40:27):
And I look at him and I'm like, what what
do you? You invited me to the park, like you
you called me and texted me saying you're going to
the park, So you weren't trying to make this an outing.
Like if you invite people, this means you are going
to hang out. If you're just going by yourself, totally understand.
Leave after twelve minute. Like the guy with the joint, Yes,

(40:48):
Like he didn't invite anybody, He didn't talk to anybody.
He went by himself, did his thing and got out.
No problem with that.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
You didn't get off, get out back your style, man,
Puff puff a whole.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Hey, I'm gonna invite you to the park. Bring the kids,
let's hang out. It's a beautiful day. Okay, it was
seventy three degrees. It's in the morning. We're going Sunday. Yeah,
it was eighty on in the morning. News flash, it
was eighty in the afternoon.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
And I'm like okay, And so I'm like, all right,
I'm cool, see you guys later. Man, here going dad,
and my kids are like, dah, where are they going.
I'm like, they go. Didn't they say they were going
to the park. I'm like yeah, but they're ready to go.
And they're like, already perfect.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
You gave me a good bit for the podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
And I said, yeah, boys, I'm sorry. And they're like,
I thought we were gonna play like football and stuff.
I'm like, I did too. Man, Like I'm sorry because
they're the ones who brought the football. So they took
the football with them. So they were just swinging running
around the playground and then there's some soccer going on.
So my kids went down and watched a soccer game.
You never know, dad maybe loses a bat. Things turned sout. Yeah,

(42:00):
it was just really, I mean, twelve minutes is a lot,
real quick to just bounce, dude. And I mean I
understand they got their ten minutes before we did. I
get it. So they were there for about twenty two minutes.
I understand, But twenty two minutes if you're you wanted
him to commit to an hour, Yeah, if you're gonna
go bring snacks, if you think your kids are gonna
get hungry, if your excuse is, hey, we're gonna go

(42:21):
back and eat lunch, Like, didn't you think about that
in the twenty two minutes that you left, like they
were gonna be hungry?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
To my parents, always bring a snack and always bring
a mini bottle.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yes, well that's up to you. But I did get
to watch some intense pickleball because there was a pickleball
for man and we're on the swings and we're swinging
and I hear Ian that was out, and Ian's like, Sam,

(42:54):
there is no way that was out. There's no way
that was out. That white line is in, you have
an eye on it. I couldn't tell if it was
inner out. I wasn't looking. I had my back turn
and I turn around and Sam has his shirt off.
Ian does not Are they celebrating?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
No, no, And he goes, do you not think I
can see the ball? I'm standing right here.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
In front of the kids, He said, flirty, he can
see the flirty.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Do you think he's gonna be better seeing this me
or you? How far you're way over there? Do you
really think it's out?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
He told him to fluff off.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Do you think you can tell if it's in from
across the court? Get the out of here with.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
That crap, he said, Get the flounder out of here.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
He was like, And so then Ian takes his paddle
and slams it. Oh dude, Sam, you always do this
s you always do this s he said.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Every time we play, it comes down to is it
in or out? Why can't you ever just be honest?
And I'm like, dude, this is Sunday morning, pickleball.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Let's relax. The pickleball. A couple of people out there
playing with their pickle.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
I thought it was just supposed to be a certain
family fun game that everybody does. But Ian and Sam, dude,
it was like it was a five minute conversation, were
not conversation yelling? How they settle it?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Ray Well, I would have said, hey, it's not the
French Open, can it.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
It's not even a clay court, guys, what the hell?

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Hey, ol Chiz Janee Centner save it.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
So they agreed to do a redo after all the
yelling and screaming.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
I would say that's probably the move, after all the.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
F bombs and the su and you always do this. Fine,
we'll just play it over, Just do it over.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
But I know it was out. I've never played that
competitive me and Boomer. I think we're just slapping it around. Yeah,
but I could see though it's gonna become just like tennis,
where that's the big argument and are out.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Yeah. And there was a kid and his mom playing
on the court next to him, and I was like, gosh,
can you guys keep it down. There's playground here and
there's kids. You know, hey, I know you guys are
like nineteen twenty year olds full of testosterone, and you
think this pickleball game matters if you're not paying for
one thousand dollars? Can it?

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Did you tell them? No?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I didn't know. I was kind of actually enjoying it.
Because my kids don't know the difference between f and fun.
They don't realize it's a bad word. They just, you know,
they think, oh, that's.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Bad trying to have fun with my kids. You guys
done playing with your pickles.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Yeah, we'll take a break, we'll bright back. That was
my weekend ray.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
That was jam packed parks, creaks and parties, pickles, pickles,
parties and parks.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Dude, Bud. The NBA Finals start Thursday, and it's gonna
be a blood bath.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
I'll tell you what. The Pacers are fun to watch,
though they get after you, They really get in your crap.
And I got softball tonight, dude.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Wednesdays should be full of stories, full of stories, folds
of honors off ball games tonight.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh, I'm sure we'll get direct access to those stories. Yeah,
I mean there will be no Terry Bradshaw.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
He won't be there this year. I mean, that was
the best one ever.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I bet it'll be the biggest crowd ever tonight.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah, and it probably won't be as crazy. They're trying
to not make it. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Wait, why do they randomly have it on weeknights when
it was a blast due on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I was on a weeknight, dude.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
We used to do it on Saturday. That Ray Cyrus.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
That was a different game. It wasn't Folds of Honor.
Oh that was the money one, dude.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
It was so hot though when we did we did
on a Saturday afternoon, so damn hot. But I'm saying
people would get hammered. And yeah we would pull up
VIP and then take our cards.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah, that one was sure embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Yeah, I pull up in the Trailblazer. You're the Accura
Ultimate dude.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Get it right, Get it right. Put some respect on
her now.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Oh yeah, we'd like to have VIP park your car.
What I didn't know that was part of the deal. Sorry,
the door doesn't work. You're like, oh, there's a couple
of Gatorade bottles in the bottom, just parking around back.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Leave her up front, man, leave her up front.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
And there would be one hundred fans yelling at you
in your pily crap car. Yeah yeah, yeah, that was
that was the days.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Man, Those were the days. But yeah, that's the night.
So I don't know you got anything else, man.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
No, last one I played in it was Kane Brown
yelling at me because I was trying to do Instagram
live when I was in the outfield and he's like, hey,
put your phone away, man. I was like, all right, dude,
thank god, man, my bad. Heaven Heaven thought you were
a nice guy. Man. What dude like freaking mile? Why
don't you go put some miles on it? Bro?

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Hey, some people take it serious, dude, they take it serious.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Me.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I don't give a crap. I'm just there so my
kids have some entertainment. Bringing the kids to night. They'll
be there, they'll be running around.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
That was my last memory, and that I told Scuba
I think I'm good on that one. Don't throw that
invite my way anymore.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Hey, I'm gonna go ahead to pass. Give me the
big hard pass.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
On that one. When I was fifteenth on the lineup,
I was like, I don't know who's creating this lineup,
but I think I'm out next year. Really appreciate it, though, Scuba.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Yeah, And I did sucker someone this weekend because we
had a National sc game on Saturday three thirty and
I sold my tickets online. Sun's side. We bought over
on the Shade side and we just watched those people
bake I was gonna say, you were at the game.
I was at the game, man, and I watched the
people just bake.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Because Wayne and Tay posted you.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah. I saw him, saw him. He was hanging out
there and he's like, hey, dude, get me a wristband.
I was like, wristband for what he's like for the
vip areo. I was like, bro, I just have tickets.
I don't have a wristband.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
He's like, is he the host?

Speaker 1 (48:25):
No, he's the host over at the sounds, not over there.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Yeah, somebody's action packed weekend. I'm I'm I'm I'm pretty tired.
Today is our first official day of summer where all
three kids are out of school, So wish just luck
this summer Man golf course on Friday, it was me
and my father in law, my cousin and why did
you just now share this and one of their coworkers, dude.
We played a two on two scramble. I guess it

(48:50):
was actually called a scat scramble.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Is it what my cousin said? It's called funnest I've
ever had on the golf course. Really, me and my
father in law down six three four holes to play.
We tied it six six, won three holes in a row,
final hole lost by one stroke. Absolute blast on the course.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
What is a scat scramble?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Kept it moving? You just play each hole and it's
a scramble. You played best ball and then instead of
doing total score, you do people win the holes.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Yeah, that's called a skins game.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Cousin said it was scat scramble and he plays it
all the time. Played for no money. Found a snake
on the course. It wrapped around my father in law's arm. No,
I'll put it on the Instagram.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
No, no, but here, your father in law stuck his
arm down. The never let him wrap it.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
He went and grabbed it and it wrapped it.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
No, no, no, what the hell is your Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
And then we were out there if you didn't hit
it past the women's tea pants down, No, I'm kid,
we didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Oh okay, Well I wouldn't have to worry about that.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Dude. Father in law though, is he good? He had
a brand new set of clubs he'd never played with.
I mean, he's better than me.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
It doesn't shock me.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
He played really well. Cousin's phenomenal cousin tonight will a
money League for like three hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Damn Shuffler's good too. Man.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
The other guy we were playing with, Jolly, his bottom
of his one shoe ripped. No, yeah, so he pulled
it off, and so he had one. It was lopsided. Well,
so he pulled the other one off, and so the
whole time looked like he was playing in moccasins. And
I was like father in law Phil. I was like, dude,
if we get beat by a cuzzo and a guy
playing in moccasins, I was like, something's wrong. Moxing guy

(50:25):
beat us. Man, we got beat by Pocahontas and kuzzo.
Hey's your father won't have it?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Does he have any drinks out there?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah, okay he does. But the only thing they got
was Coors Light. And he goes, ray, I'm gonna be
honest with you. All the beers, all the hard liquors,
the only thing that gives me a headache is Coors Light.
So he had like two, and he's like not doing it,
not waking up with a headache.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I was like, cores Light of all beers, smart dudearic,
give me your two. Oh man, all right, that's about
I got man was a sand packed. I would take
take all day to play.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
No, we got out there at two. We were done
by seven.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
That's only five hours. That's a long day.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, it's a long day. Six thirty. Maybe it was
like four and a half.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Okay, that's not bad. Yeah, I don't think. I'm like
random kid Cody hit me up and he wants to
play golf this week, and I don't think I can.
I can't play the day because I got folds of
honor tomorrow. What do I have Tomorrow? I don't know.
Wednesday we have I have some client meeting at one,
so I can't play. Thursday is supposed to rain, Friday
is supposed to rain, and Thursday is supposed to do

(51:34):
CMA fest. I mean, my golf game is gonna go
to crap.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
But and we did the trick. You do a tea
time a week ahead of time, and then that day
of if you don't play, you just cancel it. There's
no penalty. That's smart. I've never done that before.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Where have you been?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
But I'd feel bad canceling it. Why because you're kind
of squatting on that time and they don't use it.
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
They don't. They don't here when they tell you they
don't have any tea times, but they have a lot
of seasons. Out here comes a bezo U cuzo. This
is the longest minute.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
We're out, We're out, We're out. Oh you need the
studio here? Oh what, I'm in your studio over there,
the live studio.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
You can't turn into auto like not.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
On our program director.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Oh yeah, all right, way, one of these days we'll
learn about having in Barcelona, but not today. We gotta go,
We gotta go.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Hurry.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
He's getting pissed.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
No, you gotta buzz it? Do I buzz it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Oh man, you want me to yell some more?

Speaker 2 (52:36):
No, give me a you no give me you? Give
me a T, give me an ass, give.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Me an a U T s A.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
How about them Rodrunners? Burns up baby and bea