That's What She Said: Clare And Zach

Will Their Answers Match Up? Clare And Zach Are From Rogers And Have Been Married For 2 Years And Have A Dog.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Far Claire and Zach from Rogers are playing. That's what
she said things to our friends of minnesoth Rosco. They've
been married for two years, they've got one dog. We're
going to ask them each the same set of questions,
not very manycious with you, and we're gonna see how
different their answers end up being when they're asked those
questions separately. Claire's up first. It's gonna get interesting.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I think, all right, Claire, you being up? You all
said yes, Hi, Hi, Claire. If your dog could talk,
what do you think your dog would say about your relationship?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I think he would say his mom and dad are
very loving, but mom yelled it. Dad's too much for
giving me too many trees, but he'd give us a
head of time. He loves them.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh good, Oh good.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
What is something around the house that Zach thinks that
he does perfectly but he actually does it terribly?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Probably folding laundry, because he just like literally cannot even
fold a shirt to save his life.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I've tried for years. I've been married for decades and
I still.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Tries.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
At least at least he's doing laundry.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, Claire, what's the most embarrassing thing that you've done
in front of people. This is one that he would know. Now,
so think of something.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
That he would know. Well, I ripped my pants when
I was very stupidly trying to impress my friends by
doing the splits in front of them, and I was
super drunk, and I told him I could do this split.
I did do the splits, but so did my pants.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You wouldn't have been able to do the splits without
the pants giving some leeway.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You know what I mean, exactly, Claire. What is something
weird that Zach does without realizing it?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Okay, when when he is sleeping he does this thing
with his mouth and his lips where he like he
breathes out and his lips vibrant. It's not snoring. It's
like a.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, my grandpa used to do that.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I was like, okay, okay, I think yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes boy.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I love doing these because I get these great memories.
Yeah my grandpa. Follows one more question. If Zach were
a superhero with a useless superpower, what would it be?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Oh god, ah, you know what I'm gonna say, selective hearing,
Like you know how some super heroes they supersonic hearing, No, Zach, Zach,
like only hears what he wants to hear. But it's
pretty impressive, like he it's you know, he can just

(02:52):
turn on them off.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Is that most men?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
On the phone? Okay? Okay, Claire, Zach, you're both ready?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, okay, dude, Zach, if your dog could talk, what
do you think your dog would say about your relationship
with Claire?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Probably that we love each other a little too much sometimes,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh, oh my god, that's not what you said.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
No, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
She said that? Yeah, that she yells at you for
giving the dog too many treats.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I just said, we're both very loving.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, sounds like you're both very loving. You both give
each other treats.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Zach.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
What's the chore that you think that you do perfectly
at home, Like something that you're doing at home, but
Claire says that you don't do it perfectly, you actually
do it terribly.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Let's see, Uh, probably loading the dishwasher. She complains about
how bowls go up here, plates go there, and I
don't know why it matters.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
You are, Like, you're very bad at that, but you're
worth at folding laundry. Oh yeah, yeah, that's too. Uh.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
I've learned the worst I am at those things the
less I have to do them.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, So what's the most embarrassing thing Claire has done
in front of company? Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh, that's she I'm going to get this one.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
So we're at someone's house playing, We haveing a good time,
and she goes she got really into tennis. She swings
her arm and boom vase down.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh no, back.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Why do you know nobody's supposed to know that base
never existed?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, exactly, that's not what she said.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
But I like the story she told us, the story
about how she tried to do the splits and then ended.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Up ripping her pants pants.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, that was good too.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
But ye, and.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Embarrassing, Zach, what do you think Claire would say? Is
something weird that you do without even realizing it?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Well, she keeps complaining about this noise I make when
I sleep.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yes, yes, that is what she said.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
But not only do I not realize, I literally can't
even help it.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I'm asleep.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, you're a lip flapper, your lip skilled. One more question, Hey, dude,
you're back in the game. Kind of if you were
a superhero Zach with a useless superpower, what would it be? Oh,
thank god, probably useless knowledge.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I just know tons of random facts that people don't
care about.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
No, that's not what she said. No, she says that
you have selective hearing. What Yep, that's the one. That's
the super boar. Hey. One out of five is moderately miserable,
but it's not the worst. But you love it. You
love each other and that's all that matters. And thank
you for playing.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
By bye.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
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