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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fall. Crystal and Dan are from Otsigo and they're playing
that's what you said, thanks to our friends at Minnesota Roscoe.
They've been married for twelve years, they have two kids,
and we're gonna ask them the same five questions and
just see how different their answers end up being. We
talked to them separately, so first we've got Crystal on
the phone, and then later we'll bring Dan on. But yeah,
(00:22):
Crystal's up first. Let's see how it goes.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
We're going through the Twin Cities and really all of Minnesota,
a bunch of Minnesota and western Wisconsin want everyone to
play this game. So uh, now, when you're done, we're
gonna get you into Hardy and co Wetzel. So hold tight, Crystal,
if you're ready, you're ready to do this? Yes, okay,
here we go. Crystal. What's a show that you could
binge watch all the time? And now he should know
this too, so.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh okay, The Secret Lives of Mormon Lives. I know
there's like only a couple of seasons, but I could
watch them over and over again.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That show is so popular lately.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's fun, Crystal.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
How does Dan know when you're mad?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Oh? Well, if I say it's fine, he knows it
is not fine, and he is in trouble.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I don't understand that fine is it's fine. It's very
defined what fine is. Fine is fine, but a lot
of people don't fine. I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Right in woman's speak, fine is not and everybody also
knows that.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So it's Dan's favorite way to annoy you on purpose,
making things not so fine or fine.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
There are so many, you know what. He makes up
his own lyrics to songs and sings them. And he
can sing, so that's not the problem. But they're always
super inappropriate and it gives me the giggles, and then
you he does it like in public.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I can't do such a thing. Serious. Okay, next question
two more questions, Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
What annoying Chris?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What is something that always starts a fight between your kids?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh, it's gotta be candy. Those gushers. They're really into those,
the little candies with the I don't know, gushy juice
like stuff inside them. You can't if one kid have them,
the other one has to have them, and if they
don't both have them, it's war Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, probably those things are nasty, say we took a
little look at your phone, Crystal, What does most of
your camera roll consist of what's in there?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Uh? Mostly fathers of the kids and the dog, like
any proud parent, I think.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, all right, let's see what he says to that.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Maybe more of the dog.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
What if what if he says nudes? Would he be lying? Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay, if most of you would be wild?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
All right, hold the line. Let's get on the phone
and see how you do. Okay, all right, Crystal, Dan
you two ready? All right? Dan? Now, Crystal is very
kind confident in her answers here, so hopefully you know
this stuff. What show could Crystal Binge watch all the time?
No question? What's that show with the wives? Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Something like that Mormon Wife?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Wait what? Yay? I didn't hear fifth what'd you say
morning wife?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Mormon?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Why? Yes, there said Morning Wise Mormon Wives. Yeah, nice job.
Morning Wives is a very different show, That's what she said. Okay,
Question number one, we got four to go, Dan.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
How do you know when Crystal is mad?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Uh? You know just just what I mean.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's just like it's an energy thing, you know. No,
that's not really an answer.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Come on, yes it is that's not that's not what
she said. She said. She tells you it's fine. It's
not fine. Yeah, okay, like right now, you got one wrong.
It ain't fine, not fine, not fine? Oh man, is fine?
One or the other? Okay? Question number three, what's your
favorite way to annoy Crystal on purpose? Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So when she yawns a fish hooker?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's like, so fine you fish hook Oh my gosh, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
When your figure in her mouth and hook her sheet
like a fish. How did I didn't? I didn't want
to say what one out loud, but it's so gross.
I actually hate it. Oh my god, it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well it's maybe you get too wrong. It's fine, okay, question.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Fine, Dan, What is something that always starts a fight
between your kids?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Everything they do not get along.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It's not really an answer if you had to pick one.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay, okay, Uh, probably candy. They're pretty crazy for candy.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Actually, yeah, always candy. If one candy. If one gets
candy and the other doesn't.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Big problems.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You should see our house at our aween time. It
is ry off.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's pretty much the same thing that Crystal said. You know,
she was just a little bit more specific. Yeah, about
which type of candy, but I think that counts.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Took a minute to get there. We're okay, all right,
well you got one too, right, and to become over
five hundred here in this game. If you get this
one right, here we go. If we look at Crystal's phone, Dan,
what does most of her camera roll consist of what's
in there?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Pictures of food?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Probably that is not what she's said.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
No way, I take way more pictures of the kids.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Are you sure? Because I think you take way more
pictures of food.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, you're wrong. It's not that i'd the kids right.
We should take a looking out, No, we should not.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I think you might be right now that you're thinking, oh,
she's a foodie. All right, well two out of five
not bad. You guys have a few things to work on.
But you know what, it's it's pretty typical.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You guys been married to what twelve years? Two kids,
got a good life going. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I demanded out for that food one.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Hey, if you want to be on that since she said,
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show and we'll do our best to get connected with
you and make that happen.