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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I'd tell you what. This
weekend is an awesome weekend. Why because the Shokapee Food
Truck Festival's going on really at the Landing in shokape
this Saturday. It's totally free and it's a food truck frenzy.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well, the food truck food is not free, but you
can like free.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, they're not charging you go in No, but you
go and you just man, this is like, this is
the delicacy. This is Upper Midwest at its best right here.
This is Minnesota, Wisconsin. You know what I mean. We're
not They may not have the cheese curds like that.
They'll have cheese curds I'm sure, maybe not like the
Wisconsin ones, but they'll have their our walleye fingers and
all that stuff. It's a food truck fantastic frenzy going
(00:43):
on this one.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Have fun. I along kind of the similar vein as
like a food truck festival like that. Not to completely
change the subject, but when I turned twenty one, the
day after that was the Saint Paul Beer Festival, which
was kind of similar because you had a lot of
trucks and a lot of tents and it was hundreds
of kinds of beer had just turned twenty one.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
And you tried all of them.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I sampled everything there.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
How'd you feel the next day?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I didn't feel the great.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No beer, the beer hanging overs on the absolute worst. Yeah,
thirty food truck options. You guys, that's pretty good. Now
I'm not done. You know what else is this weekend?
I'm ready the one hundred mile garage sale where where
Minnesota and Wisconsin? It kind of loops between the two states.
Four hundred garage sales across fifteen historic river towns in
Minnesota and Wisconsin. This weekend's one hundred mile garage Sale.
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Can you imagine the steps you're gonna put on your
fitbit on that bad boy? You know much money you
could you could do some damage you could do. Yeah,
but you know what You're gonna be saving a ton? True,
you know? And then you just need somebody to follow
you in a like a big van and just keep
chunking your crap in there, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't need you know. This makes me wonder I
have never brought Hawthorne too like a garage sale, and
I wonder if you'd enjoy it, because I kind of
like one.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hundred miles man, one hundred miles of it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't know if you it starts today that.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh I love garage sales.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I got a little space heater for ice fishing for
like five bucks. Nice.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Somebody was just like, oh, I got a new one
and this story.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm like, all right, you can find some really really
great stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I got a battery charger for free. Sorry to cut
you off. I was so excited about that. I got
a battery charger for free. It was like a nineteen
thirties battery charger. Seriously, it's like it's really really old,
made of metal. I gotta take a picture of that.
That's cool, But I don't want anybody to know. I
shouldn't have said it. Why did I say it? Because
now I feel like I'm gonna get robbed because it's
a it's such a treasure. Why would you get robbed
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because it's such a good deal? Is it's not made
out of plastic, it's old, it's antique. Oh, I'm gonna
put it in a special place. Now. I shouldn't have
even brought up that. I haven't. The American pickers are
gonna come and be like we want to buy this.
Thank God, I've got cameras and stuff on and a dog.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Is it functional?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Absolutely? It charges my boat battery every year. Really great.
And it doesn't I think it does it in a
way like it doesn't have all the like the modern
day codes and off a holf hass to charges it
like yeah, charges that thing up in like thirty seconds
and I'm out the door, baby in on the water.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
It's from the thirties. It's like it's so old, from
like the nineteen thirties.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You have to look up when the first when they
first made the battery charger. That's the year that that's
where this came from. And it's got some rust on it.
It's red with some rust on it. It's got the
vaultmeter thing on it, and it I mean it is old,
really really old, and it's Awso.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
When you said battery charger, I immediately thought phone charger for
some reason.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm like, I don't even think they had phones. Oh
I should try that. You're thinking phone charger the hot time.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh why technically I think they did have phones, but
it was those things where it's like a wood oh
the way box with the thing.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I have a neighbor that's so jealous of that thing
because he knows exactly where I got it too, But
I got there before he did because it was a
neighbor that had a garage sale, and I got it
before he did. He's like, oh, you got that.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm like, I'm trying to figure out what year it
could have been from, and interesting.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I may be a little exaggerative with the nineteen thirties,
I'm sure, but it wasn't far after that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Dude, you might not be because apparently the scientist who
invented the first ever battery in the world, it was
in eighteen hundred. What were they needing to charge in
eighteen hundred?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I don't know. What do you talk about in family feud?
Every morning? Gps?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh, I just made her talking.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I just made her freeze.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh, don't play coy with me. What do you mean?
What do they charge?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You're saying something inappropriate?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh? I know. I didn't know. I was trying not
to say something probable. Oh my god, every morning, one
of those questions, yees, every morning, one of those questions.
You take that down that road, you know what I mean?
That's probably when they probably is a necessity back in
the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh my god, there is like a two minute window
of time where I will be like funky, freaky frisky
with some of my answers during family feud, and then
it feels inappropriate any other time. It is really exactly
one time battery charging.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
We draw the line at family feel Yeah, if you
guys don't know what we're talking about, listen about six
forty this morning. I can't even find a question. I
tried to find questions where she can't take it down
that road, and she's like, it's a selfass hell phone.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay, but when you ask questions, that's like, what's something
that you do home at home alone when nobody else
is around? Yeah, walk around in your underwear and then
walk around in your underwear you could be wearing seriously, and.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Then maybe not wear it clothes, and then it's stood
on the couch, take a nap another no, but your
brain is just right all the time. It's so sexual,
it's not. And then here so you're so my gosh,
you just I don't.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Even know if I want you around, Lina. Yeah, listen,
a role model right there or one of my personal
favorite questions that's been in family feud. What's something you
would never want to find in your grandma's purse?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Like, come on, no, it's what you would never expect
to find in your grandma's purse. Way, yeah, and you
know what the top answer was, well, can of beer.
You're sitting there in a self self.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Who cares if granny's got some beer?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That was the that's where innocent minds go. I don't know,
they don't care. It's just they wouldn't expect that. I
don't expect that grandpa's purse. Yes, grandma's purse. Maybe not
a beer.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Listen, maybe maybe it's just because I had a Wisconsin grandma.
But like a beer or a shot in the purse
is not a big deal. If I had found like
some heavy drug, maybe I'd be like surprised.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
That was in there too. They talked about marijuana being
in her prop.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I was thinking, like crack cocaine or something.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
She's still bigger the hard stuff. Baby. When she started
here two years ago, she had on this bonnet of purity.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I didn't. I never ever did.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
She said there She's like, oh no, I'm not comfortable
talking about that now we play family feud and it's like,
is itself?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
You know the band ai gets ripped?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I do.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I'm a little bit more proper about it when I
say it. I don't say stuff her. I think you
know yourself a lot alone you.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
I don't know anybody who loves you more than you.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I'm just saying, it's just it's the thing that people do.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I'm glad that this is six.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I do it again in an hour?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Wait what did she say? Not here? No?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
I said in front of us. I stop, you said
five forty seven? And I was like, well, in about
an hour, they just saying the same things.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I thought, Yeah you I'm not say we're about to
get an email. Yeah, somebody I.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Would be getting an email. I'm doing anything inappropriate?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Really, So it's yeah, is it?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
But the funny thing is when you ask one of
these questions, I feel like I have to be like.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You have to do that?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
No, no, no, no no, I'm saying, I'm like, how
could someone hear that question and have their brain not
going to the gutter. Some of these questions you ask,
I'm like, what do you are you serious?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Never corrupted my mind because that's the some times I
go and I go. No, you never want to before Chris,
you know this is how the devil.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Works one of the family. Few questions could be like,
what is something you should never do on a on
a school bus?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Like? Yes, smoke anything, drink, drive drunk? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
What's something you should.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Half?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What's something you should never do in a public place?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
What spit urinate you? What is it? Is yours better
than that? Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What are you thinking of it?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
My gosh? Whatever? Like weird sound you make gives me
that's what you do.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I don't talking down weird, don't need to do the
play by play in the radio. But that is what
you do. That is totally what you do. Thank you
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thank you.