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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for another episode. Uh, I tell you what Easter weekend?
What's going on with the with Lena this year? I
guess she's a little she's a little young for the
egg hunt, but you can still kind of get her involved, right,
dumbs you get a little ten month old? Yeah, we
got her.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Uh well, my wife in formerly we got her in
easter basket, so like all dads don't know what we
got her, but we got her something.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Can she eat anything out of it yet? Or can you?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I mean I can, but we give her like loves cheerio,
so probably that that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Just fill it with cheerios, right yeah, and would probably
be the best gift ever.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What I love about the really really super young Easter
egg hunts, like when they're that age or maybe a
year or two even advanced from there because she's ten months,
you know, is when the eggs are wide open in
the yard, it's like, oh yeah, I remember even thinking
as a kid, It's like I was probably two three,
going how hard is that? It just becomes you know,
(00:56):
who gets the egg first or who doesn't get beat up? Yeah?
You know, because you get up again. It's the other
neighborhood kids, you know, and you're all running your your
heads are running into each other trying to get the
same little egg that's on the on the ground. I
just remember doing that in the football field when I
was a little kid. They had just sprinkled everywhere, and
it's like it's like every kid. There's five hundred eggs
out there, and it's like every kid went for the
(01:16):
same egg. Oh yeah, yep. Then they'd all go to
the next one. It was all the same egg. It's
just you know how the Charlie Brown Gang when they
got together and built a Christmas tree, they all just
kind of came together. Yeah, look that's what it looked like.
One egg to the next eg, to the next egg,
to the next egg. It's like then you had that
one smart kid, you know, that kid that you knew
was going to be valedictorian. Yeah, that was off in
the corner the football just rake right. All the other
(01:40):
kids are fighting over the eggs. That's my egg. It's
my eggs. Like there's four hun and ninety nine other eggs.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Have you guys seen the videos where it's a trend
that people are like taking T shirts and putting little
like velcro dots on them and then dots on the
eggs and then putting them on the t shirts and
then making all the dads run around and then the
kids chase the dads and have to grab eggs off
the dad's shirts.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That is awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It's fun amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It is so funny to watch, and they're just being
chased by hordes of children and they just have to
grab the eggs off of them.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
It's super cute.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Who draws the shorts? Draw to be that dad?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I can image volunteer because or it's just the wives
volunteering them, because the whole the video was like all
the wives sitting around and they're all like making the
shirts and the eggs whatever, and then the dad's putting
the shirts on looking a little confused.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You have to sign a waiver before you do that.
Probably should be crawling with children, get children all over you.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I think it's a it's a fun way to incorporate
it with older kids. And if you want to have
like kind of slightly older kids, not necessarily teenagers, but
you gotta tackle just I think that then they have
like instead of just like the super easy little egg
hunt that the little kids do.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's funny. If Chris Carter was your dad. Yeah, you'd
be out there all day, have to wait for the
dude to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I think it's so cute.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's a great bit. Yeah, yeah, I love that. See
that's where TikTok and all this stuff comes in handy.
It's that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, you got to focus on the positive of social media.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Ninety nine point nine percent of it is stupid, including
a lot of the stuff that we do. I mean,
it's fun stupid, right, But then you have something like
that that actually I mean, I just think that's great. Yeah,
until somebody gets hurt. It's probably the dad, even kids
on you. People get hurt all the time. It's fine,
that's right. From the girl who gets hurt on a horse.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I haven't broken any bones in a long time, knocking
all the one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's been a very impressive run from you right now.
I know, dude, let's pin Easter eggs on a horse.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That will be cool, kids, No, terrible idea, awful, not
a good idea.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You could pin him on Aaron. Oh that'd be there,
you go. Yeah, I'd be like trying to catch a
grease pig.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Really, you can just grab the fluff. I feel like
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Like, oh, you want to pet me? Okay, yeah, he'd stop,
drop roll over, you'd crush the eggs. Yeah, probably, I
should be fun though, I'm just thinking all the stuff
I missed out on that was a terrible dad. You
or hide Easter eggs and baskets? I want to do
the thing?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
No I was.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Where was tech talk when I was a younger father.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
This is the negative part of social media because you
see things like that and then you feel bad about
you for not doing it. That's where social media is
tough and tricky. You have to just kind of take
it as it is and just be excited. Plus, you'll
be a grandfather soon enough.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Anyway, soon enough. Kids. My kids are in college.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Your kids are closer.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
One just went into college. I'm not ready for that,
but they're not ready for that.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'm not saying they're gonna it's act, and I'm not
saying it's gonna happen right now. I'm just saying they
are closer probably to being at the point in their
life where they have children than they are from when
they were tiny little babies.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Dude, the tiny little baby thing that was like a
blink of an eye. It seems like two weeks ago. Yeah,
I totally, honestly, we can wait on that because that
means it's like, if I picture them having them now,
they be mine.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, they would understand. Yes, yeah, are either of them
over twenty yet?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah I thought that, but they're they're close.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah. Yeah, so I we're not ready for I'm not
saying that that can't happen. I mean there's girls and
guys that are you know, parents, and a lot younger
than that, you know, But I'm also and they grow
up real fast. My kids have not grown up yet,
and they're not even at the age that there should
be yet. Yet they still blame.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
They're good kids though, they'd pull their lives together, they'd
be fine.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You have more faith than my children.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You raised really good kids.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Thank you. I just want them to stay in college,
get good grades, and then impregnate people later at appropriate,
at a better age where I'm moved to Florida or something,
get out of here, you know, do all the work. Yeah, no,
I do. I will embrace the day that that happened.
Sometimes is a gift. Yeah, let's just take it one
step at a time. Yeah, let's skip back to Lena.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Why are we going to start to make you cry
just thinking about it?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, it would no, No, it would cry if one
of my kids came home and said, Dad, guess what.
That would make me cry.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't think it would. I think first it was
thinking of it, thinking about happy.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh. In the end, I know it would be absolutely
But let's just like I said, one step at a time,
get your degrees. I'm not condemning it at all. I mean,
I'm just saying, if it's planned or whatever, I mean,
that's that's one thing. It's another if it'd be the
surprise of a lifetime. You got to put yourself in
my I understand my body, my head right now, that
would be a major, major shock. Yes, I don't know
if they kissed anybody yet. For Peter Jamel just went
(06:37):
to his first frat party two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
He's probably kissed somebody by now. He's been in college
for two and a half years.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I don't want to, Hell, I don't want I just can't. Can't.
I just you know, I just can't. It's isn't weird
you just don't picture your kids.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't think that's weird at all. I think that's
totally normal. You just don't want to picture that.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, picture your parents making you. I said, I don't
think the special order you do? You come from Ana's.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes, TikTok, Yeah, TikTok shop. That's I'm a TikTok shop.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Baby. Gosh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, my parents. I don't even know how it happened,
no clue at all. Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
You were meant to be here.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I guess. Yeah. But but my grandkids they can be
meant to be much later. I just said grandparents. I
haven't said my grandkids. Just saying that is weird. That strange.
By the way, if you're listening, I don't have them yet.
Way down the road, we started with a fun Easter
egg hunting. All of a sudden, I'm paying for two
(07:31):
more kids. There's not just one hat them and the
other one had them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I think they'd have them at the same time probably.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Anyway, Thanks for listening to I Tell you what. You'll
always get more on the iHeartRadio ap anywhere you get
your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download and share. Thank you.
Time for another episode. Uh, I tell you what Easter weekend?
What's going on with the with Lena this year? I
guess she's a little she's a little young for the
egg hunt, but you can still kind of get her involved, right,
dumbs you get a little ten month old? Yeah, we
got her.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Uh well, my wife in formerly we got her in
easter basket, so like all dads don't know what we
got her, but we got her something.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Can she eat anything out of it yet? Or can you?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I mean I can, but we give her like loves cheerio,
so probably that that's perfect.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Just fill it with cheerios, right yeah, and would probably
be the best gift ever.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What I love about the really really super young Easter
egg hunts, like when they're that age or maybe a
year or two even advanced from there because she's ten months,
you know, is when the eggs are wide open in
the yard, it's like, oh yeah, I remember even thinking
as a kid, It's like I was probably two three,
going how hard is that? It just becomes you know,
(00:56):
who gets the egg first or who doesn't get beat up? Yeah?
You know, because you get up again. It's the other
neighborhood kids, you know, and you're all running your your
heads are running into each other trying to get the
same little egg that's on the on the ground. I
just remember doing that in the football field when I
was a little kid. They had just sprinkled everywhere, and
it's like it's like every kid. There's five hundred eggs
out there, and it's like every kid went for the
(01:16):
same egg. Oh yeah, yep. Then they'd all go to
the next one. It was all the same egg. It's
just you know how the Charlie Brown Gang when they
got together and built a Christmas tree, they all just
kind of came together. Yeah, look that's what it looked like.
One egg to the next eg, to the next egg,
to the next egg. It's like then you had that
one smart kid, you know, that kid that you knew
was going to be valedictorian. Yeah, that was off in
the corner the football just rake right. All the other
(01:40):
kids are fighting over the eggs. That's my egg. It's
my eggs. Like there's four hun and ninety nine other eggs.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Have you guys seen the videos where it's a trend
that people are like taking T shirts and putting little
like velcro dots on them and then dots on the
eggs and then putting them on the t shirts and
then making all the dads run around and then the
kids chase the dads and have to grab eggs off
the dad's shirts.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That is awesome.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It's fun amazing.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
It is so funny to watch, and they're just being
chased by hordes of children and they just have to
grab the eggs off of them.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
It's super cute.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Who draws the shorts? Draw to be that dad?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I can image volunteer because or it's just the wives
volunteering them, because the whole the video was like all
the wives sitting around and they're all like making the
shirts and the eggs whatever, and then the dad's putting
the shirts on looking a little confused.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You have to sign a waiver before you do that.
Probably should be crawling with children, get children all over you.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I think it's a it's a fun way to incorporate
it with older kids. And if you want to have
like kind of slightly older kids, not necessarily teenagers, but
you gotta tackle just I think that then they have
like instead of just like the super easy little egg
hunt that the little kids do.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's funny. If Chris Carter was your dad. Yeah, you'd
be out there all day, have to wait for the
dude to go to bed.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I think it's so cute.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's a great bit. Yeah, yeah, I love that. See
that's where TikTok and all this stuff comes in handy.
It's that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yeah, you got to focus on the positive of social media.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Ninety nine point nine percent of it is stupid, including
a lot of the stuff that we do. I mean,
it's fun stupid, right, But then you have something like
that that actually I mean, I just think that's great. Yeah,
until somebody gets hurt. It's probably the dad, even kids
on you. People get hurt all the time. It's fine,
that's right. From the girl who gets hurt on a horse.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I haven't broken any bones in a long time, knocking
all the one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's been a very impressive run from you right now.
I know, dude, let's pin Easter eggs on a horse.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That will be cool, kids, No, terrible idea, awful, not
a good idea.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You could pin him on Aaron. Oh that'd be there,
you go. Yeah, I'd be like trying to catch a
grease pig.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Really, you can just grab the fluff. I feel like
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Like, oh, you want to pet me? Okay, yeah, he'd stop,
drop roll over, you'd crush the eggs. Yeah, probably, I
should be fun though, I'm just thinking all the stuff
I missed out on that was a terrible dad. You
or hide Easter eggs and baskets? I want to do
the thing?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
No I was.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Where was tech talk when I was a younger father.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
This is the negative part of social media because you
see things like that and then you feel bad about
you for not doing it. That's where social media is
tough and tricky. You have to just kind of take
it as it is and just be excited. Plus, you'll
be a grandfather soon enough.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Anyway, soon enough. Kids. My kids are in college.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Your kids are closer.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
One just went into college. I'm not ready for that,
but they're not ready for that.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'm not saying they're gonna it's act, and I'm not
saying it's gonna happen right now. I'm just saying they
are closer probably to being at the point in their
life where they have children than they are from when
they were tiny little babies.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Dude, the tiny little baby thing that was like a
blink of an eye. It seems like two weeks ago. Yeah,
I totally, honestly, we can wait on that because that
means it's like, if I picture them having them now,
they be mine.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, they would understand. Yes, yeah, are either of them
over twenty yet?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah I thought that, but they're they're close.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah. Yeah, so I we're not ready for I'm not
saying that that can't happen. I mean there's girls and
guys that are you know, parents, and a lot younger
than that, you know, But I'm also and they grow
up real fast. My kids have not grown up yet,
and they're not even at the age that there should
be yet. Yet they still blame.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
They're good kids though, they'd pull their lives together, they'd
be fine.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
You have more faith than my children.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You raised really good kids.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Thank you. I just want them to stay in college,
get good grades, and then impregnate people later at appropriate,
at a better age where I'm moved to Florida or something,
get out of here, you know, do all the work. Yeah, no,
I do. I will embrace the day that that happened.
Sometimes is a gift. Yeah, let's just take it one
step at a time. Yeah, let's skip back to Lena.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Why are we going to start to make you cry
just thinking about it?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, it would no, No, it would cry if one
of my kids came home and said, Dad, guess what.
That would make me cry.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't think it would. I think first it was
thinking of it, thinking about happy.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh. In the end, I know it would be absolutely
But let's just like I said, one step at a time,
get your degrees. I'm not condemning it at all. I mean,
I'm just saying, if it's planned or whatever, I mean,
that's that's one thing. It's another if it'd be the
surprise of a lifetime. You got to put yourself in
my I understand my body, my head right now, that
would be a major, major shock. Yes, I don't know
if they kissed anybody yet. For Peter Jamel just went
(06:37):
to his first frat party two weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
He's probably kissed somebody by now. He's been in college
for two and a half years.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I don't want to, Hell, I don't want I just can't. Can't.
I just you know, I just can't. It's isn't weird
you just don't picture your kids.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I don't think that's weird at all. I think that's
totally normal. You just don't want to picture that.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, picture your parents making you. I said, I don't
think the special order you do? You come from Ana's.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes, TikTok, Yeah, TikTok shop. That's I'm a TikTok shop.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Baby. Gosh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, my parents. I don't even know how it happened,
no clue at all. Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
You were meant to be here.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I guess. Yeah. But but my grandkids they can be
meant to be much later. I just said grandparents. I
haven't said my grandkids. Just saying that is weird. That strange.
By the way, if you're listening, I don't have them yet.
Way down the road, we started with a fun Easter
egg hunting. All of a sudden, I'm paying for two
(07:31):
more kids. There's not just one hat them and the
other one had them, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I think they'd have them at the same time probably.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Anyway, Thanks for listening to I Tell you what. You'll
always get more on the iHeartRadio ap anywhere you get
your podcast. Please rate, review, subscribe, download and share. Thank you.
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