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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What Dubs?
Are you going to be able to make the event
later today?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah? It should be.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Didn't you go to the DMV yesterday?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I did and the line was super long ten am
and you bailed out the door and I bailed on it.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So do you not have a driver's license now?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well? I still have my driver's license. I got to
get it renewed before my birthday in June.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But oh, that's cutting it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah. But my tab well, my tabs inspired on April thirtieth.
Oh okay, so I was like, screw this, I'm out
pay it online. So what I did? Wash? They have
these kiosks and a cub Oh just nice. I mean
it's four dollars more of but what's four dollars? You
don't have to stay at a DMV for an hour
and a half. Yeah, you're like a little number to
get called.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Sorry, you could do it online? Yeah, like three days later.
They're super fast.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It takes only a couple of minutes to do it online,
which is so so super nice. But I didn't even
know that those kiosks were a thing.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, neither did I until I'm like just looking on
their side. I'm like, do they even do tabs here?
And I'm like chaos and it's like CUB Maple Grove.
I'm like, I'm there.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Where is it? I've never seen it. I mean, I'm
I go to CUB. No, I really don't. Are they
in the bathrooms? No, they have a d the kiosk
in the bathrooms, said cub. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, they're to like the right of them. It's like
right when you walk in, like the out or the outdoors. Yeah,
they're to the right of them.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh right, it right over like between the lottery tickets
and the and the were there right behind the checkout counters,
right behind the conveyor belts, right.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, to the right of those. Okay, where the beauty
products are in the Maple Grove cup.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh, I don't know what the beauty products are. I
don't know where anything is.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
If you go in there, you just ask somebody time.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh I know, is I go? I go to the
Lakers store over there in Maple Grove. I hit that place,
you know, I'm more of a frequent there. I guess
the actual grocery store, and I didn't notice it. Great
if they should be had something in the Lakers store.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's what I'm saying. They should put it there because like,
let me get a twenty four pack in my tabs.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And a picture and your license, a vision test, right,
all the things.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I think what we're learning is that Chris Carr doesn't
do the majority of the grocery shopping. Woulday that where's
the bathroom? Where's the beauty isle in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't think I didn't know there was a beauty
what's the beauty i'le just like the there's like the
nail stuff and the what the nail stuff? Like stuff
for nails.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I know what the shampoo is that's near the that's
basically one of the media.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
By the pharmacy kind of. That's down to the left
as you walk in the door.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You're not supposed to, that's basically, but if you're looking
to leave, okay, then it's over to the right. Okay, sorry, dude,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
If I really ever need the bathroom a cub, which
I haven't for the last twenty some years or whatever,
now I know, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's your right.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So so you went to the driver's license, the actual
Maple Grove, the bureau or the DMV, and you turned
around a left.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Why because the line was so.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Long, Because everybody's trying to get their real ID before
May seventh, that's the deadline. Listen, listen. I got my
real idea about a year and a half ago. Two
years ago, no big, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah no.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I turned around because I'm looking at the people sitting
there and they just look miserable, like the one lady's
like looking up with the screen, like rolling their eyes,
and I'm like, all right, this is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Wait a minute, I'm out what somebody that works there,
or somebody that's waiting there, waiting there.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, my heart goes out to any d m V
worker right now because I keep on seeing things and
I've been seeing this for months about how many people
are lining up and waiting at the DMV every single
day where it's just they're so busy. I mean, it's
a volume that they haven't seen before.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Why they have Kioski cub they've got them in the will.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
But it's not like for their tabs because you have
to go in, Yeah, take your picture.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You gotta do that peripheral vision thing, right, they get
to do the vision test.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You have to bring in a bunch of documentation as well.
I think it requires more documentation than your standard ID.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I wonder if I did that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
No, you probably didn't. If you don't have your real ID.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I have to look. I thought my idea was a
real life id's it's me. It really is me. When
did you It's not like him in college? I got
a fake one.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
When did you last go in for a new license?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yep? A couple of years.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, you don't have a really, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You can't sport.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Well, you can fly with passport. Yeah, you cannot fly
with your normal driver's license. After May seventh, I'm gonna
have to.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Check your driver's license. Does that have the little gold
star in the right corner? Does it?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Is it a gold star?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Let's bust out my driver's license and take a look.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh I thought that got us something at the Denny's menu.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh, you have the gold stars here? You get this?
Does it?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It is a little gold gold star? Look at that.
Oh I got a star. It's like I never got
the gold star right upper right?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh that's cool. Yeah, have to look.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, Well, Chris won't show us his idea he's too secretive.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
No, I don't want you guys know where I live.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
He doesn't want us to know anything about him.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Really comfortable. Right now, I've kind of got chilling. I
just kind of feel really in the zone right now.
I don't feel like moving.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, then show me your idea.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, I don't know, because I have to move and
then I got to get it out of this. And
then if I move and I hit this keyboard or
this thing, I'll do it when I get off here.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
He just doesn't want us to know how much he
weighs or something.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Buck eighty one? That bad? What else you want to know?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Your address five to eleven.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Your eye color Hazel, mother's maiden name Hazel.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You have dark brown eyes like me?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
My hazel on my license.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You're lying on your lie. You didn't lie.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I know because I remember asking at the DMV thing.
I looked at the girl. You looked at the lady,
and I said, I said, what are my eyes? They're brown? Right.
She looks and she goes, no, those are hazel.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
No, you're must the.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Shirt I was wearing her stuff, there's hazel. She put
Hazel on myle She said, Hazel.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, I've got blue blockers on.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
How about now they're still dark brown? Like we both have.
You have the same color blind? No, my brother's color.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This whole show is brown eyes.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh really, look at that brown eyes shown. So you're
not getting a real idea. Then you said, screw it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm gonna have to schedule an appointment.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What about we can't do all that online? I mean,
why not do a vision test online?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Maybe you can. I don't know. I think that you
I think that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You have to go in.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But that guy is controlling the world with all this stuff.
I mean, you think they'd find a way to figure
that out, you'd think. So, you know, you should be
able to do our driver's test, the physical driving test.
You should be able to do that virtually with a
mouse and a keyboard.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I mean you can't. It's called grand theft.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
So you can be the new test. You can. You
can renew your standard driver's license or IDA online if
you do not need to make any changes to the
information on it. If you have a real idea or
need to make changes, you do need to visit a
d m V in person.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Gotcha.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So that's why all these lines are so crazy, because so.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Much this morning.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Man. I tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The funny thing is I told my father in law
this yesterday. I'm like, oh, hey, I got my tabs,
and I thought he's and be like, oh cool, yeah, yeah,
he goes, we'll see what I do. Is. I get
there about seven thirty, right before they open at eight,
and I'm already in and out, and I go, I
don't know if you know this, but uh, I'm on
the right the air at that time.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, I have a job.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Do that.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Thank you for listening to to you what You'll find
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and like.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Thank you
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You What Dubs?
Are you going to be able to make the event
later today?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah? It should be.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Didn't you go to the DMV yesterday?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I did and the line was super long ten am
and you bailed out the door and I bailed on it.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So do you not have a driver's license now?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Well? I still have my driver's license. I got to
get it renewed before my birthday in June.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
But oh, that's cutting it a little bit.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah. But my tab well, my tabs inspired on April thirtieth.
Oh okay, so I was like, screw this, I'm out
pay it online. So what I did? Wash? They have
these kiosks and a cub Oh just nice. I mean
it's four dollars more of but what's four dollars? You
don't have to stay at a DMV for an hour
and a half. Yeah, you're like a little number to
get called.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Sorry, you could do it online? Yeah, like three days later.
They're super fast.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
It takes only a couple of minutes to do it online,
which is so so super nice. But I didn't even
know that those kiosks were a thing.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, neither did I until I'm like just looking on
their side. I'm like, do they even do tabs here?
And I'm like chaos and it's like CUB Maple Grove.
I'm like, I'm there.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Where is it? I've never seen it. I mean, I'm
I go to CUB. No, I really don't. Are they
in the bathrooms? No, they have a d the kiosk
in the bathrooms, said cub. That's cool.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, they're to like the right of them. It's like
right when you walk in, like the out or the outdoors. Yeah,
they're to the right of them.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh right, it right over like between the lottery tickets
and the and the were there right behind the checkout counters,
right behind the conveyor belts, right.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, to the right of those. Okay, where the beauty
products are in the Maple Grove cup.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh, I don't know what the beauty products are. I
don't know where anything is.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
If you go in there, you just ask somebody time.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh I know, is I go? I go to the
Lakers store over there in Maple Grove. I hit that place,
you know, I'm more of a frequent there. I guess
the actual grocery store, and I didn't notice it. Great
if they should be had something in the Lakers store.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's what I'm saying. They should put it there because like,
let me get a twenty four pack in my tabs.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And a picture and your license, a vision test, right,
all the things.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I think what we're learning is that Chris Carr doesn't
do the majority of the grocery shopping. Woulday that where's
the bathroom? Where's the beauty isle in the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't think I didn't know there was a beauty
what's the beauty i'le just like the there's like the
nail stuff and the what the nail stuff? Like stuff
for nails.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I know what the shampoo is that's near the that's
basically one of the media.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
By the pharmacy kind of. That's down to the left
as you walk in the door.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You're not supposed to, that's basically, but if you're looking
to leave, okay, then it's over to the right. Okay, sorry, dude,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
If I really ever need the bathroom a cub, which
I haven't for the last twenty some years or whatever,
now I know, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
That's your right.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
So so you went to the driver's license, the actual
Maple Grove, the bureau or the DMV, and you turned
around a left.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Why because the line was so.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Long, Because everybody's trying to get their real ID before
May seventh, that's the deadline. Listen, listen. I got my
real idea about a year and a half ago. Two
years ago, no big, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah no.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I turned around because I'm looking at the people sitting
there and they just look miserable, like the one lady's
like looking up with the screen, like rolling their eyes,
and I'm like, all right, this is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Wait a minute, I'm out what somebody that works there,
or somebody that's waiting there, waiting there.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, my heart goes out to any d m V
worker right now because I keep on seeing things and
I've been seeing this for months about how many people
are lining up and waiting at the DMV every single
day where it's just they're so busy. I mean, it's
a volume that they haven't seen before.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Why they have Kioski cub they've got them in the will.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
But it's not like for their tabs because you have
to go in, Yeah, take your picture.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You gotta do that peripheral vision thing, right, they get
to do the vision test.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You have to bring in a bunch of documentation as well.
I think it requires more documentation than your standard ID.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I wonder if I did that.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
No, you probably didn't. If you don't have your real ID.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I have to look. I thought my idea was a
real life id's it's me. It really is me. When
did you It's not like him in college? I got
a fake one.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
When did you last go in for a new license?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yep? A couple of years.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, you don't have a really, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You can't sport.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Well, you can fly with passport. Yeah, you cannot fly
with your normal driver's license. After May seventh, I'm gonna
have to.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Check your driver's license. Does that have the little gold
star in the right corner? Does it?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Is it a gold star?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I think so.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Let's bust out my driver's license and take a look.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh I thought that got us something at the Denny's menu.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh, you have the gold stars here? You get this?
Does it?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
It is a little gold gold star? Look at that.
Oh I got a star. It's like I never got
the gold star right upper right?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh that's cool. Yeah, have to look.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Okay, Well, Chris won't show us his idea he's too secretive.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
No, I don't want you guys know where I live.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
He doesn't want us to know anything about him.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Really comfortable. Right now, I've kind of got chilling. I
just kind of feel really in the zone right now.
I don't feel like moving.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Well, then show me your idea.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
No, I don't know, because I have to move and
then I got to get it out of this. And
then if I move and I hit this keyboard or
this thing, I'll do it when I get off here.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
He just doesn't want us to know how much he
weighs or something.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Buck eighty one? That bad? What else you want to know?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Your address five to eleven.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Your eye color Hazel, mother's maiden name Hazel.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You have dark brown eyes like me?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
My hazel on my license.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
You're lying on your lie. You didn't lie.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I know because I remember asking at the DMV thing.
I looked at the girl. You looked at the lady,
and I said, I said, what are my eyes? They're brown? Right.
She looks and she goes, no, those are hazel.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
No, you're must the.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Shirt I was wearing her stuff, there's hazel. She put
Hazel on myle She said, Hazel.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Well, I've got blue blockers on.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
How about now they're still dark brown? Like we both have.
You have the same color blind? No, my brother's color.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This whole show is brown eyes.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Oh really, look at that brown eyes shown. So you're
not getting a real idea. Then you said, screw it.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm gonna have to schedule an appointment.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
What about we can't do all that online? I mean,
why not do a vision test online?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Maybe you can. I don't know. I think that you
I think that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You have to go in.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
But that guy is controlling the world with all this stuff.
I mean, you think they'd find a way to figure
that out, you'd think. So, you know, you should be
able to do our driver's test, the physical driving test.
You should be able to do that virtually with a
mouse and a keyboard.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I mean you can't. It's called grand theft.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
So you can be the new test. You can. You
can renew your standard driver's license or IDA online if
you do not need to make any changes to the
information on it. If you have a real idea or
need to make changes, you do need to visit a
d m V in person.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Gotcha.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So that's why all these lines are so crazy, because so.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Much this morning.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Man. I tell you.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
The funny thing is I told my father in law
this yesterday. I'm like, oh, hey, I got my tabs,
and I thought he's and be like, oh cool, yeah, yeah,
he goes, we'll see what I do. Is. I get
there about seven thirty, right before they open at eight,
and I'm already in and out, and I go, I
don't know if you know this, but uh, I'm on
the right the air at that time.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, I have a job.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Do that.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Thank you for listening to to you what You'll find
more on the iHeartRadio app, anywhere you get your podcast, rate, review, subscribe, download, share,
and like.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Thank you
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