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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of I Tell You what Today is?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Think good a Mayo.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I've been pouring them all morning and along and I
am feeling up for it. Could show it today.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'll let shoot guys. What's his faces? Mic on over here?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
How many margaritas? You two had?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Like four? We've been blunting them all morning.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
We have one of those ninjas, and I'm the ninja.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
So you think it's yeah, everyone thinks it's a ninja blunder.
We actually hired a ninja to make our margaritas.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Really me, mister, yes, Welcome to the holiday that most
Americans have no idea what it really is Sinko to Mayo.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
As a matter of.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Fact, I was at my favorite Mexican establishment the other
day and I was I said to one of the guys,
I go, hey, big day coming up Sinko to Mayo.
And he's from Mexico and he works at the restaurant.
He's been there for many many years. He goes, yeah,
I have no idea what that means. He was joking
with me.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
What does Sinko Tomayo celebrate?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I don't know. Oh, I know everybody gets drunk and has.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Like, that's pretty much you know what he said. That's
kind of what he said too. He goes, I don't
care as long as they coming to bring in a
bunch of business. Yes, great, No, it was the victory
over France. Beckon, I was eighteen sixties. I don't know,
I was just not quite born yet.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yes, stick it to the French.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Whoo yeah, pretty much, we we it's not Mexican Independence
Day what a lot of people think it is.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
It's completely it's entirely different.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
But it sounds like the fifth fifth of May.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, it is the fifth of May, and today is
the fifth of.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
May, so it sort of celebrated as if it's an
independence day, even though it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Most of Americans call it Independence Day, Mexican Independence Day.
Others say it's a celebration of Mexican American cultures. I
look it up right now, and then there's thirteen percent
that's say it's a fun excuse to drink day. I
bet it's actually probably more Americans say that, But when
they're pulled.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah you know that, they're like, oh, yeah, well, I.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Got to say something a little different than thirteen percent
admitted they have no clue what it's about whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, I was one of those people.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, May fifth, eighteen sixty two. It was one hundred
and sixty three years ago. It's the Mexican victory over
the French of the Battle of Puebla took place on
this date, one hundred sixty three years ago.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Go Mexico.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Seventy percent of Americans plan to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
Most mean that that means they're going out to eat,
drinking margarita, sip it on stuff like we're doing here
this morning.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
There's a bunch of other Americans say they're going.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
To celebrate Mexican culture. They're lying liars. Say they're going
to have a house party, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
On Monday. Eight percent say they're going to read up
on Mexican history.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Boy, yeah right, I'm gonna just crack open a history
book and celebration of sex.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Percent say they're gonna go clubbing or bar hopping. I
don't know more than that.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well, yeah, I mean, but heck yeah, dude, Wisconsin, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Thursday, Monday, Tuesday, that's pretty much what you love.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Star Wars today is Revenge of the Fifth. Like there
you go, is it really yesterday happened? Yes, we made
the fourth week and then today's Revenge of the fifth.
It was tomorrowill be better Revenge of the sixth. Thinks
that's the dark.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yesterday was also my cousin's wedding anniversary, and she picked
the perfect wedding date because I can never forget it.
I heard someone say, actually, I saw our post on
the Chris Carr Company Facebook page that made the fourth
be with You one, and I was.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Like, Oh, it's her anniversary. I got to wish her
happy anniversary.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's what That's what reminded you. I know you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I don't know I have I was you have.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I know that from somewhere before. Maybe you will. I
at the auto at the where I get my truck fixed.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
No, no, that's Katie. So Katie is my is one
of my foster sisters. But Brittany, my cousin from Wisconsin.
I was in her wedding last year.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That's what I'm thinking about it. Yes, that's right. Yeah,
because you had.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
To take time off, that's right.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, because I had the bachelorette party last year and
then also the wedding.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
My goodness, so much crammed into a year already. It's
crazy revenge Revenge of the fifth. That's awful.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
To my I still think that'd be better tomorrow. You
would think Revenge of the sixth.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That's not I think Revenge of the Fifth makes way
more sense. Yeah, because you're only changing one letter.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It's Revenge of the well.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I mean, actually you're not changing one.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Be Revenge of the sixth. You would think I changed that.
I get where do I put a foreman for that?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
People just probably wanted them to be two days in
a row.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
We need John Justice, John Justice the other station. Yeah,
we should.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
We should get him because he would probably he would
join a campaign and something like that.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
He could probably explain it a little bit better.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I can go go into a studio, grab him by
the ear and drag him over here if you want
to ask him.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I don't know if I'm that passionate about it.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
He's got a whole Star War.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I love John to death. I love John, but he's
the loudest talker. I don't know if I can handle it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
In the marn you don't need an hour of Star Wars.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
He's not so I mean, but when he comes in
it's like it's a decibel range.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
He comes in. I love the guy.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He comes in and pells around. He pops in the
studio and he always starts king, Hi, I got a minute,
and then the door shuts. It's like, so anyway, he
talks kind of like he's kind of like Gilbert Godfried
in the way and his man, he's way up there.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
He just projects his voice very well, well he does.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
And we're in this tiny little room and it's it's like,
I don't know if I can five twenty, but anyway,
it is uh, it is Sinkle de Mayo today or
Revenge of the Fifth.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
How are you going to celebrate, Chris Carr?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm going to read up on Mexican culture.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh indeed, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Well I are having some cocktails and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Excellent.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
No, I'm probably gonna work on my law more.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
That is a good common sinko to myo celebration.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I think, yeah, I don't know, I gotta I guess,
just stuff that I gotta do.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Hawthorne was mowing her a lot at like eight pm
last night. Oh, neighbor, Yes, I was thinking, what are
you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
What kind of you?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Just a little push more.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Is it electric or is it?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I honestly don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Well, you gotta know. Does it make noise? Yeah? Does
it no? Is it kind of loud? Or is it?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'm to start it, so I'm able to start it
by just like squeezing all the hand thing, So I
think it's Sam.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Was making emotion that only guys.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
No, I don't have to pull start it. Does that
mean it's electric?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I still don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I have nowadays, we.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Should call Hawthorne and wake him up and ask him.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Can we have John call him?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Hey, you were mowing at eight last night?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Buddy, this is your neighbor after finally complaints.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Gotta love neighbors like that.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, apparently we are those neighbors.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It's that bad though. It's pretty light at eight. We
mean you gotta go a level of darkness. If it's dark. Yeah,
you don't mow the yard. I know you have your
fancy little flashlight in front, or you've got the lawnmower
that's got the headlights. I'm happy for you, but that
doesn't mean that you get out and actually use them
and do your whole yard at ten thirty at night.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Right, I felt like it was dark enough It's just
weird because we barely ever mow our lawn, and like
the one time that you chose to mow, it just
kick off spring. It was like nighttime, so.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Not a no Momey guy apparently not. Yeah, yeah, I
just always.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Looked at that as like, hey, let's invite all the
insects and then let's kill them in one fell swoop
on June first.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yes, yeah, yeah, kill their habitat Hey.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
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