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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to another episode of Tell You What What are
you wearing?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm wearing a dress.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You know you're doing that lot lately. Is it comfortable?
Because of the it's.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
A baby, it's summertime. I'm not wearing.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Give me if you were a girl and you could
wear a dress everywhere, you would too.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You don't have to wear do I have?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Do I have to be a girl? This is twenty five?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You can wear whatever you want, wear a kilt.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I don't think I can wear whatever I want. Number one,
I wouldn't want to wear a lot of things that
would put me in a precarious situation.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
What but you want a curious situation?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Do you think I'm in a precarious situation dressed work?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, not at all. But you said wear anything you want?
You that would go beyond Like what if I wanted
which I don't want. What if I wanted to wear nothing?
I think that would put me in a in a
tough spot. I think people be like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I guess everybody's hoping that I do that?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, they're assuming.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So are you hoping that I show up naked to
work tomorrow? You know what I know? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I think that people are assuming that you'd stay within
the boundaries of like clothing. Yeah, is required of clothing,
which is covering the nipples, covering the pieces. Okay, Like,
as long as those are covered, you're pretty much good pieces.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, these are not pieces giblets, they're not. Don't you
go ahead? You go ahead, you have giblets. That's fine.
You keep your giblets and your pieces over there.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I assumed that you had parts
and pieces. I should never have assumed.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I have go ahead, We're right before God. It doesn't
matter unless you get a pop officewearword going huh. You
said no, there is no never mind no no, no, no,
no no. You built like a Ken doll. Actually, have
you seen the new Ken dolls? No blow up ones
or the other ones?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What Chris has a collection of the blow up on
They hang out together these things because I watch house?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Why do you watch my house? It's got to be
boring as heck?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do you know how much money I make just selling
video of the weird stuff that you do?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Really? Really, don't I get a piece of that? Don't
I get some rights? Do I have royalties to some
of that.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, do you have you don't have any of your
stuff trademark. Give it the times, give it to time it,
get with the time.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Get with the time with Yeah. Greg keeps telling me
I need hearing it or something. Yeah he did, but
he said you did too, Yeah he did. Here's all
over both exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Hawthorne needs one too.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, I just think that we're not really paying attention
to everything that you're saying. I think we've got more
things going on in our mind that are like fun
to look at and watch than listen to you.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I hope that's all it is, because I talked to
Hawthorne and he's acting like I'm mumble all the time,
and you guys are surrounded by me all the time.
I'm practically yelling the whole time that I'm speaking. There's
no way I'm not. I'm not mumbling, and he's like,
he acts like he can't hear me. I'll say something
and he's like, what.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You are allowed see?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But nothing is longer than my wife when she gets
on the phone. My wife is very quiet, fairly soft spoken,
and she gets on the phone and Landing calls her
the sonic boom. She like gets on the phone yesterday
and she's talking to one of Jamo's friends moms, you know,
and she's like, everything's finishing, Oh honey, I'm gonna take
(03:22):
this call. HI, how are you. It's like, oh my gosh,
what the heck is going? She has always done that.
She gets in the phone and she feels like she
has to scream at people. My mom used to always say,
bless her heart. Rip, you know. Years ago she's like,
oh my gosh, honey, you can tone it down, just
to turn it just a little bit. All you people
(03:43):
talk so loud on the phone, and you know, and
my mother was like she was more hypotechnology than any
of us. She was so curious about all that stuff.
She had to have all the new gizmos and stuff.
And when she had a cell phone, she was never
yelling at it. She's like hi, She just like she
talked to somebody that was right there. My wife is
like yelling across a valley. That's how Lauren is.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Like.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
When she gets excited, she'll start young and I go
calm down. But they're not even its excited maybe, but
it's just it's not mad, it's not it's just they
just start going. I mean, but for Steph, it's just right.
I'll be in the phone and I'll tell my friends
in the car when we're driving around running some arrans
or whatever, and stuff pops up and I'm like, you
(04:23):
may want to cover your ears. I'll turn this down
as much as I possibly can't, and then I hit it.
Boom HII. You just see everybody's heads whip back.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
She just wants to make sure that you can hear her.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I can. Maybe maybe that's why I'm partially deaf.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Maybe people want to blame it on radio and your
and your headphones, but nope.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All the concerts, all the music, the bands have been in,
all that stuff. No, it's just since I got married.
My wife's Sonic Boom eleven's so funny. He's just like,
here comes the boom and then you're high. Stuff will
be like, I'm gonna call my parents for a minute.
And that's Orlando always chimes in sonic Boom in three
(05:10):
one hot on. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Hawthorne does not have that problem with me. Apparently he
needs me to speak up all the time. He's asking
me to repeat myself all the time, and I'm like, okay,
are you shooting too many guns.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What's happening? Why can't you hear me?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He wears headphones when he shoots? Counts? Doesn't he always
some protection?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Not always?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Nobody did back in the day. I didn't grow up
with headphones shooting.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
His family kind of lives a little bit more like
back in the day.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, back in the day. It was back in the day,
and I did it. Like back in the day when
we're we go to target practice with the thirty thirty
thirty out six or whatever. Nine millimeters yeah, never nine
milimeters for whatever reason. Really nine millimeters we never used.
I'm sure we did use headphones. Nine millimeters. That my
buddy's range git.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
A range, I know, I know he uses them sometimes,
like when he's using his deer hunting rifle. You have
to His rifle is so loud. I can't remember what
he's got, but it is so big and so loud.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
There's no way that you could.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Those are really loud. That'll take a deer down.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't remember. Okay, cool, think that's legal?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Now? Does he sported at the hip?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, what, it's a normal hunting rifle shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm just asking, just asking what he's got, That's all
I told you I don't remember. He's got a musket.
Could you picture Sam with a musket? Could you imagine
walking behind Sam in the woods with a musket in
front of it? Dang it, get in front of me.
(06:43):
Thank you for listening to this episode of You What
You'll get more on the iHeartRadio Weapon. Anywhere you get
your podcast, Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share and like.
Thank you.
Welcome to another episode of Tell You What What are
you wearing?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm wearing a dress.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
You know you're doing that lot lately. Is it comfortable?
Because of the it's.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
A baby, it's summertime. I'm not wearing.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Give me if you were a girl and you could
wear a dress everywhere, you would too.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
You don't have to wear do I have?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Do I have to be a girl? This is twenty five?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You can wear whatever you want, wear a kilt.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I don't think I can wear whatever I want. Number one,
I wouldn't want to wear a lot of things that
would put me in a precarious situation.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
What but you want a curious situation?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Do you think I'm in a precarious situation dressed work?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
No, not at all. But you said wear anything you want?
You that would go beyond Like what if I wanted
which I don't want. What if I wanted to wear nothing?
I think that would put me in a in a
tough spot. I think people be like, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I guess everybody's hoping that I do that?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, they're assuming.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So are you hoping that I show up naked to
work tomorrow? You know what I know? Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I think that people are assuming that you'd stay within
the boundaries of like clothing. Yeah, is required of clothing,
which is covering the nipples, covering the pieces. Okay, Like,
as long as those are covered, you're pretty much good pieces.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, these are not pieces giblets, they're not. Don't you
go ahead? You go ahead, you have giblets. That's fine.
You keep your giblets and your pieces over there.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I assumed that you had parts
and pieces. I should never have assumed.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I have go ahead, We're right before God. It doesn't
matter unless you get a pop officewearword going huh. You
said no, there is no never mind no no, no, no,
no no. You built like a Ken doll. Actually, have
you seen the new Ken dolls? No blow up ones
or the other ones?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
What Chris has a collection of the blow up on
They hang out together these things because I watch house?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Why do you watch my house? It's got to be
boring as heck?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do you know how much money I make just selling
video of the weird stuff that you do?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Really? Really, don't I get a piece of that? Don't
I get some rights? Do I have royalties to some
of that.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, do you have you don't have any of your
stuff trademark. Give it the times, give it to time it,
get with the time.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Get with the time with Yeah. Greg keeps telling me
I need hearing it or something. Yeah he did, but
he said you did too, Yeah he did. Here's all
over both exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Hawthorne needs one too.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
No, I just think that we're not really paying attention
to everything that you're saying. I think we've got more
things going on in our mind that are like fun
to look at and watch than listen to you.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I hope that's all it is, because I talked to
Hawthorne and he's acting like I'm mumble all the time,
and you guys are surrounded by me all the time.
I'm practically yelling the whole time that I'm speaking. There's
no way I'm not. I'm not mumbling, and he's like,
he acts like he can't hear me. I'll say something
and he's like, what.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You are allowed see?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
But nothing is longer than my wife when she gets
on the phone. My wife is very quiet, fairly soft spoken,
and she gets on the phone and Landing calls her
the sonic boom. She like gets on the phone yesterday
and she's talking to one of Jamo's friends moms, you know,
and she's like, everything's finishing, Oh honey, I'm gonna take
(03:22):
this call. HI, how are you. It's like, oh my gosh,
what the heck is going? She has always done that.
She gets in the phone and she feels like she
has to scream at people. My mom used to always say,
bless her heart. Rip, you know. Years ago she's like,
oh my gosh, honey, you can tone it down, just
to turn it just a little bit. All you people
(03:43):
talk so loud on the phone, and you know, and
my mother was like she was more hypotechnology than any
of us. She was so curious about all that stuff.
She had to have all the new gizmos and stuff.
And when she had a cell phone, she was never
yelling at it. She's like hi, She just like she
talked to somebody that was right there. My wife is
like yelling across a valley. That's how Lauren is.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Like.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
When she gets excited, she'll start young and I go
calm down. But they're not even its excited maybe, but
it's just it's not mad, it's not it's just they
just start going. I mean, but for Steph, it's just right.
I'll be in the phone and I'll tell my friends
in the car when we're driving around running some arrans
or whatever, and stuff pops up and I'm like, you
(04:23):
may want to cover your ears. I'll turn this down
as much as I possibly can't, and then I hit it.
Boom HII. You just see everybody's heads whip back.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
She just wants to make sure that you can hear her.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I can. Maybe maybe that's why I'm partially deaf.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Maybe people want to blame it on radio and your
and your headphones, but nope.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
All the concerts, all the music, the bands have been in,
all that stuff. No, it's just since I got married.
My wife's Sonic Boom eleven's so funny. He's just like,
here comes the boom and then you're high. Stuff will
be like, I'm gonna call my parents for a minute.
And that's Orlando always chimes in sonic Boom in three
(05:10):
one hot on. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Hawthorne does not have that problem with me. Apparently he
needs me to speak up all the time. He's asking
me to repeat myself all the time, and I'm like, okay,
are you shooting too many guns.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What's happening? Why can't you hear me?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
He wears headphones when he shoots? Counts? Doesn't he always
some protection?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Not always?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Nobody did back in the day. I didn't grow up
with headphones shooting.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
His family kind of lives a little bit more like
back in the day.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, back in the day. It was back in the day,
and I did it. Like back in the day when
we're we go to target practice with the thirty thirty
thirty out six or whatever. Nine millimeters yeah, never nine
milimeters for whatever reason. Really nine millimeters we never used.
I'm sure we did use headphones. Nine millimeters. That my
buddy's range git.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
A range, I know, I know he uses them sometimes,
like when he's using his deer hunting rifle. You have
to His rifle is so loud. I can't remember what
he's got, but it is so big and so loud.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
There's no way that you could.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Those are really loud. That'll take a deer down.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't remember. Okay, cool, think that's legal?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Now? Does he sported at the hip?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, what, it's a normal hunting rifle shoulder.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm just asking, just asking what he's got, That's all
I told you I don't remember. He's got a musket.
Could you picture Sam with a musket? Could you imagine
walking behind Sam in the woods with a musket in
front of it? Dang it, get in front of me.
(06:43):
Thank you for listening to this episode of You What
You'll get more on the iHeartRadio Weapon. Anywhere you get
your podcast, Please rate, review, subscribe, download, share and like.
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