We're Naming Sam's Child

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's name your child.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I gotta tell you, Chris, Okay, I heard the promo
that you did that ran all day yesterday about this conversation,
and you said, you like declared to the world, Sam
is going to name her baby after a Minnesota or
Wisconsin town.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh that's what you said.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's not what I said.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Well, that's what I heard.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I said, wouldn't it be funny if I named my
kid after I.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Heard I'm gonna name my kid after Wisconsin or Minnesota town.
So you name the kid Nimrod. No matter what, that's
the best one, because Nimrod, Minnesota is just that's you know,
God bless the mayor of Nimrod.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, we did put this up on the Chris Carr
Company Facebook page, and we did ask, you know, what
are some Minnesota in Wisconsin towns that would make good
baby names. I don't think I'm really gonna name my
kid after a Minnesota or Wisconsin town, but I think
it's a funny concept, and I think there's a lot
of different towns around Minnesota that would make decent names.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Hold on a minute, now, depends on the name. Yeah, no,
I know, Nimrod may not be great, not really but
what about Pillager? Pillager, Pilgrim minniso name, Yes, Pillagers. Pillager's badass.
Don't you think if you had a son, would you
name him Pillager? Yeah, Zambroda, I love him pretty Actually, Zambrodi.
You have to say it like he's like a like

(01:13):
the god of something.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
What about Olivia? And it's a given that one's like
too too easy?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
How about Climax? I mean that's when I got to
the kid in the first place. Car, I'm sorry, whoa?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
How about uh? Yeah, I see a lot of people
are it's cute. Yeah, that's a cute name.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
That's like a real Actually, let's go back to Climax
for a minute. Nobody named the kid Climax.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I don't know. It's gaylord though, gaylord. It's gaylord. They
pronounce a gaylord.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Well yeah, why wouldn't you listen?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
If you want to go the opposite of anything that
we're saying, let's just name your kids Saint Paul Rutte, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Or would Young America.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
There's some decent names out there that actually would work,
like Marshall Austin, Alexandria Hugo.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Those are all legit names.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Stacey Stacy see.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
But if I name my kid after a Minnesota town,
I am going to expect them to live in that town,
because then we finally could have a Marshall from Marshall
or an Austin from Austin.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
What about a Modomedi from modemeda perfect call.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Him me, I was gonna say, call him modern.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
If you go Wisconsin, you can go, uh, well, go Scannie, Scottie,
make a cute and Scotty.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Then you're kind of named. Then you're naming them Madison.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Yeah, Madison's common about people always call him Warsaw. Warsaw
named the kid. Oh Claire's good Claire, and then you go,
oh Claire.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
About Ryelander. That's kind of like za.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Rylanders sounds like some kind of epic fantasy novel character.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
If you name your kid in a Wisconsin town name,
you could go with menominee and.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Monomine or walk. That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh yeah, they're a good old Connie.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah there you go. You already got the nickname miwak
is down by Milwaukee.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, Sheboygan is a good one.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Boy are gonna call him Chevy not not boy boy?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
You kind of like I kind of dig Sheboygan.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
You could just call him oh yeah, yeah, there we go.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
How would you spell oh yah.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
H y a h oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah.
You can name the kid embarrassed sleepy eye like for
getting back to Minnesota names. Name him fertile. His mother
is her mother is right? It is Minnesota town Little Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I did not know that. I did not know that
at all.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Name the kid twigs in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, really yeah? Or Motley, go with Motley Motley.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Mottley is actually a cool name, dude.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
You should have Mottley, Rhinelander, and Zambroda.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
That would be so cool.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh my gosh, three boys whatever.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I kind of dig.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
See now you're kind of starting to convince me. Now
we're really stuck on girl names. So I am for
real open to girl name suggestions. I don't know if
all of your ideas work for girl.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
There's a town I don't know. I mean, girls and
boys both play ball. There's a ball club Minnesota ball club.
Town's called ball Club. It's called Balla.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Minnesota's also a town of Minnesota called Welcome.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I think I've heard of that.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It was a town of Minnesota called Flaming.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I'm just gonna set them up for trouble.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, I'm here. Name your kid. Embarrassed. We missed that one. Yeah,
embarrassed Minnesota. That's right in the sense of your life.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Is that more of a boy name or a girl
name with.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Your case and be either, So that's fair. Yeah, we're
just having fun with you. I'm sorry. Oh Eli, Yeah
Ei or Eli. Yeah, we just do a play on it.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
My mom suggested Wittenberg because that's where.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
She's from, Wittenberg, Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, but I don't know if Wittenberg doesn't.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Really call him. Yeah, that's not bad.