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May 14, 2025 96 mins
HUMP DAAAAYYY!!!! Just The Boys Today!! We Learn What A Buttyman Is, When You're Investigated For Cyber Crimes But They Find All Your Drugs Too, Busted With 1,100 Pounds Of Pot, A Nebraskan Nerd Gets Pissed, Grave Digging, Products That Got Pulled, How You Eat Ice Cream Says A Lot About You, & Gorski Stops By To Talk Baseball!!!
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(04:42):
of a word. You tell me if you think it,
if you know what it means, okay, And the word
is bunghole. I do know the exact meaning of bunghole.
In fact, there was a liquor store here in count
I don't know if it's still open or not. It
was on.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Thirty first and.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Harvard, I think, yeah, thirty first in Harvard, and it
was called Bunghole Liquors, which I think is an amazing
name for a liquor store.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
But one here doesn't.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh okay, this is It's called Bunghole Wine and Spirits.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, well they missed the mark not calling it Bunghole Liquors,
but whatever. Uh, but yeah, that is it is.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
It has to do I think with a cask of
whiskey and uh, it's a hole that they drill in
it to uh to get the bung out. Yeah it
is not dirty.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
No, Beavis and butt Head made us believe it was
a bad word.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, bung hole. Got a bottle? I need TP for
my bunghole. Yeah, yeah, it is not. I just went
down this rabbit hole of like, no, not dirty words
or are these even real words? Huh? And bunghole because
I'm a child. Grab there was another one. I'll get

(06:11):
to it, but like gravity, I gravitated towards it. I
was like, yeah, of course, thanks, Babs. Gimpy's absolutely right
refers to a hole in a barrel or cask, typically
used for filling or emptying it. I knew it was
a hole in a cask somewhere. What you use that
hole in a cask for is your business. The hole

(06:33):
is typically sealed with a stopper called.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
A bung a bung bung.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, so some of you probably could be labeled a
bung absolutely if you're there to plug a hole. Now,
obviously there's a slang meaning for the words, of course,
GIMPI is right. It is associated with Beavis and butt

(07:01):
heead thanks to them, right. I wonder how Mike Judge
and the rest of the crew, like, just did they
just make that up? That just happen to like, you know,
they were I don't know, rehearsing one day and he's like,
shut up, well, and then it's like the light went off.
Huh he. It is just one of those words that

(07:24):
sounds funny, and I'm sure it was that or maybe
it's always been a slang term that maybe you and
I weren't exposed to. Maybe so maybe so. Another one
on the list that I always think is funny is.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Penal penal Like like penal code.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
You expect that word to be dirty. Absolutely, it is
not a dirty word. It sounds like penile, which means
to do with the penis relating to used for or
prescribing the punishment of offenders under the legal system.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Penal. So penal is all legal system.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
It's not a particular part of it, right, it's just
any part of the law. It's the punishment of offenders under
the law of the system.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay, So in my house, if.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
You don't put a coaster down for your drink, the
penal code would establish you stand in a corner. Okay,
fair enough because the laws of my system, all right, right, penal, penal.
And then the thing that started all this for me, buttress, Ooh,

(08:38):
I got an email. I get these emails of like
word of the day type of things. I really enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Uh, it's a for me.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
It's a nice distraction right away from what's the word life? Yeah,
and give me a few minutes to go down a
rabbit hole and it takes no time at all, and
then that's that. It's like those word of the day calendars,
you know what I mean exactly. You flip the pages
like here you go, here's your you know, your your
your your.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Quote of the day or whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
It's a good way to start, like and sometimes it
shows up in the morning. Sometimes I get in the afternoon.
Sometimes I never see it, but I just amongst the
clutter of email, I get this, and I'm always like, oh, okay,
And then this one yesterday just happened to get my
attention and sent me down a very deep rabbit hole
and the kids pick up line buttress. Is this a

(09:26):
real word? I want to say, that's the way it's
set up. It goes, here's the word, is it real
or not? And then you decide, and then you know
that's the way they get you to click on the email,
and then yeah, I want to say it's a real word.
I feel like I've seen it before, but I'm the
definition of it isn't really coming to me right yet.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Buttress, buttress. I'm thinking waitress, mattress, other words that end
with tress. But I really feel like that this has
nothing to do with a butt. It does buttress, buttress, buttross, golly, butchers.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I have no idea I'm going to stick with it
is a real word, but I couldn't tell you what
it means. Buttress is a real word, and it is
a projecting support of stone or brick against a wall
or a source of defense or support, like a fortress.

(10:29):
That's the noun version. The verb version is providing a
building or structure with like butting up something. Right, Okay,
that makes sense with supports built against its walls. Okay.
From early fourteenth century from an old French bortes flying
buttress or to thrust against not my word, I'm telling

(10:55):
you what it says again.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
So okay, I didn't know if there was more to No,
that's okay. So if I go and I thrust myself
against you, I am buttressing against.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You, rusting. I've got a buttress against the door with
the chair. Don't buttress yourself on me. Someone walks into
you in the hall, you'll be like, hey, don't buttress
me against the wall. Right. I think there's a reason
why that you word isn't used anymore. I could see
bungholes still being used, especially in that market, you know,

(11:26):
for the distillers of the world. All right, but uh,
maybe they call it something different nowadays. Maybe they don't.
Maybe I just I'm not enough friends with enough masons,
and not like the freemasons, but like people that actually
they break masons and building stuff. Sure, But and then

(11:46):
that made me try to look up all the words
that have the word butt in it, not one tea,
two teas, right, because that makes a huge difference because
that's how you spell butt, as in the human butt.
Because I am I'm a child, how I think things
are funny? Huh uh? And one of them on here
is buddymn buddy man. I'm not gonna go through all

(12:07):
them because there's so many. Dude, hell's a buddyman. B
U T T Y M E N.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Sounds like it's a group of people because it's got
men at the end of it. It doesn't have to be
men specifically the sex gender whatever, but buddy, buddy, buddy.
This goes back to the buttress. Are these the men
that build the reinforcements for the uh whatever building that
they're building? You know plenty of buddy men, really, I

(12:37):
don't think I do, sir.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I think you am. I staring at one right now?
Oh no, the opposite. I'm the opposite of a buddy man. Okay,
this says a buddy man is a slang term for
a homosexual man.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Oh okay. I have never heard a gay man be
called a buddy before.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
But what elpse buddy man.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Quit being such a buddyman, Corbyn.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
What's his deal? He's just being a buddyman. That's nice though.
I like that because I have been chat band on
call of duty so many times for words that I
call others right and uh, And instead of just calling
them a British cigarette anymore, now I can call them
buddy man and get away with it.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I mean, it's still a slang, it still is.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
But still they're not gonna They're not gonna flag me
for that particular word, you know what I mean, because
they do it.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Their AI is quick, bro.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
The moment you say something that goes against their community standards, boom,
you're instantly chat band for mine's usually two weeks. So
two weeks I can't communicate with anybody in the lobbies
unless I form a private chat myself, and I can
only do that with other PS users, but I play
with other console players as well. So butddy man firm.

(14:04):
Now on another one that is on here. Butt stock
butt stock. Butt stock.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
That sounds like it has something to do with a gun.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
It's the stock of a firearm. Okay, good in the
rear of course, Okay, right, because you hit them with
the butt of the gun, and it's also known as
the stock. I've never heard it. I've heard the butt
of the gun. I've never heard of the butty stock.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
No, I've never heard of stock. I've never heard of
the butt stock.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Butt stock sounds like something you would go to or
they'd have you broadcasting life from right e We're.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Live a buttstock twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
There's so much aw there's a lot of words that
have butt in them that you don't when the word
just butt is highlighted, it's funny, but you don't think
like butt tour cream or belly butt ten right, But
those are those are words you know with the word
butt in it. Yeah, a double t, but yeah, for sure.

(15:00):
Do you know what a butterfish is?

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Butterfish? I've never heard of butterfish. I've heard of butterflies.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I have heard of butterfish. It is a scaleless food.
It's like a fish of the Atlantic. Okay, I didn't
know that, man. I don't spend a lot of time
on the Atlantic, so that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
How about buttling? Buttling? Buttling? That is something that is
born from your butt, like siblings. Right, And I'm just
guessing here.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I've never heard of a buttling before.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Uh, to serve at or act as a butler. So
one is buttling.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Okay, it's the act of button butlering. Yeah, what'd you
do today?

Speaker 2 (15:44):
I did a little buttling, nothing major. Okay, you could
use that and it could sound pretty offensive. Yeah, buttling,
she's my buttling. Right, where's your woman? She's buttling buttling today.
She'll be here after a while. Again, these are words

(16:07):
that together and when you do the game, when you
do this long enough and you look at all these words,
they all stand to you only see the butt part.
So I may say it out loud, Oh right, yeah, yeah,
but but buttinsky but.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
But but all right, beat but in ski buttinski. It
sounds polish.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
But I couldn't. I couldn't tell you what it sounds bad.
It was such a button ski but Inski is a
person who habitually butts in, really an intruder or meddler.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
When they can't wait their turn in the conversation. A
button ski but and ski, God.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Damn it, that's why you big animation. I was like,
of course, that's what it means. The number of words
that have the butt in it. If you're looking for
a good waste of time today? Do that?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
A butterflyer is.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
A person who raises butterflies or catches butterflies.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
It's like a butcher who's really good but just with
no oh god, it's a swimmer who specializes in the
butterfly strug. That makes sense. Yeah, it's not but to
call it a butt butterflyer. Yeah, butterflyer. That sounds pretty pretty.
Uh what's the other word for the homosexual man? Then?

(17:36):
But no, no, it's not buttons. See, I've already forgot.
We've gone through so many butts. I've already forgot. Yeah,
you forgot buddyman, butty man. Yeah, or it depends on
how many are there. But right, it could be buddy man. Right,
just buddy men. Yes, like you are a buddy man.
But you hang out with butty min sure every Tuesday

(17:56):
at the la Oh you're not you're not a No,
it's more of a motel said, you're more at that
super eight. All right, we got to take a break.
We got tickets to Mudvane. We're gonna give away.

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Speaker 1 (18:24):
In ninety seven five, a.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Cybercrime investigation leads to accidental drug bust. This comes out
of Massachusetts, which I don't think drugs when I think Massachusetts. Okay, Lowell, Austin,
I guess maybe, But this comes out of Lowell, Massachusetts,
wherever the hell that's at. So special agents from the
Homeland Security Investigation's cybercrime units they show up to this

(18:50):
dude's house. He's a twenty eight year old guy named
John simmers up to his apartment anyway, and they're doing
a knock and search federal search warrant. They're trying to
get some computer equipment and digital storage media for whatever reason,
they feel that he is committed to crime over the internet.
Could be child porn, could be whatever. It doesn't really
say in the story. Right, So John, Yeah, guys, come

(19:14):
on in. I got nothing to hide.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
And as they're doing their search or whatever, he shouldn't
have let him in because they ended up finding along
with all their computer and digital stuff they found close
to one hundred and thirty five thousand dollars in cash,
three hundred and ninety eight grams of ecstasy, forty nine
grams of cocaine, fifteen pounds of weed, about a pound

(19:39):
of mushrooms psychedelic mushrooms, five hundred and fifty four psilocybin
chocolate bars, two hundred and ninety three containers of THHC gummies,
and nine hundred and nineteen THHC vape pens. So, along
with the original charge of the cyber crimes that John

(20:00):
it was looking out there, he's also facing multiple other
charges for all these dangled drugs they found. Yeah, and
Luell's just you know, northwest of Boston.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
I mean it's okay. So it's like a loss as
in that area suburb of the Basting and it tracks
that you're in some sort of dark web scenario and
also trafficking drugs. Yeah, that's a big.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Asshole for those those agents though, good for them.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I guess man charged after one pounds of pot sees
during a traffic stop. Damn. A New York Man is
facing charges after more than eleven hundred pounds of marijuana
were seized during a traffic stop near Ozark, Arkansas. Authorities
with the state Police pulled over a semi this past
Sunday on I forty and then troopers discovered three pallets

(20:49):
containing forty nine.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Boxes of weed in the trailer.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
The driver was arrested on charges of trafficking at controlled
substance possession of drug paraphernalia. How long can eleven hundred
pounds last an individual? Oh, if it's for personal use, Hell,
even the heaviest smoker without selling any at all whatsoever
or giving it away. Correct that you're just strictly smoking

(21:13):
personal use, I'd like to say a year. Maybe maybe
even longer than that. I don't know, Brocus. Here's the deal.
I grew it was like two pounds, like three years ago,
and I'm still working on it, and I have not
used it all for personal use, Okay, So I mean, yeah,

(21:33):
maybe two years. Yeah, But you've also been partaking in
other kind true, true, dad.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
If I stuck to just strictly what I grew, it
probably would have been gone by now. But I like
to shake it up every now and again. So we've
got to convert. This is what it says.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
You got to convert the pounds to grams, So there
are four hundred and fifty three on average grams in
a pound, So eleven hundred pounds is approximately four hundred
and ninety eight thousand. Okay. A twenty twenty study from
the National Institute of Health found that, depending on age,
an average smoker might use one point six to three

(22:10):
point zero grams of marijuana per day. So we'll just
go to two point five per day, and then the
four hundred and ninety eight thousand grams would last approximately
one hundred and ninety nine thousand days or five hundred
and forty seven years if consumed by one person.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Five hundred years supply of weeds.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
So there's no argument. No, Well, I smoke a lot,
I make a lot of brownies. You're gonna just distribute that?
No man personally for real, eleven hundred pounds there, you
had to be unable to smell that from the back,
you know, walking up to the truck. Yeah, And I'm
not clear on how well it was packed, if it,
you know, was just thrown in with some nanners or

(22:56):
like rind was it sealed a bunch of times? I
did there really try to conces eleven hundred pounds, bro
I mean, i'd be driving by, you know, gross shops
and dispensaries here in town, and I don't know where
they're located, right, especially the grow ops. You know, the dispensaries.
They'll have their signs out there, but there's not really

(23:16):
a big flashy sign that says we grow potting.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
No, they try to keep it on the down low.
But I smell it.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
I'm riding through and I'm like, somebody's got a reefer
around here. I don't know if it's the car in
front of me. Sometimes I check myself, I'm like, do
I smell like I shouldn't. I don't have anything on me.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
But I smell it like it's fresh right there.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
So I can imagine what eleven hundred pounds of processed
pot Yeah, I do that too, except with cookies.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
The differences between us. Nebraska nerd jailed for lightsaber attacks.
So there's this guy. His name is Aiden O'Ryan White.
He's twenty five years old, and he's kind of chilling outside,
and outside is this little neighbor girl. She's seven years
old and she's playing with the neighbor kids. And for

(24:08):
whatever reason, Aiden got upset with the little girl and
then wax her with his lightsaber. Well, then the mom
comes out. Massandra comes out and she's like, hey, why
are you beating on my girl with this lightsaber? And
he tells her quote, I'm not in the mood, get
back in your fing house, and then charges at miss

(24:30):
Sondra with the lightsaber, wax her in the right arm
and shoulder area. Of course, the police get called out.
A couple of neighbors witnessed it. They corroborate the story.
They start questioning old Aiden Kere and he says that
it was unacceptable behavior and that he wanted to apologize. Now,

(24:50):
according to the police, he would also have outburst and
would have profane and angry outbursts what they say, blaming
you know, the two victims for a rise in his rent,
and he also warned of future problems for the two. Anyway,
they seized his lightsaber and now he's looking at two
felony assault charges. This story angers me so much. It's

(25:14):
not a lightsaber.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Lightsabers aren't real, of course, so either it's a toy
or he made his own lightsaber, so it'd be a
homemade weapon at that point, right, But to use the
fictional description, did a light illuminate out of it. It
ain't a lightsaber, right right, Well, this is what they
say in the report. Investigators described it as a quote

(25:39):
a higher quality device approximately three and a half feet long,
constructed of metal and thick plastic. The lightsaber Deputy's note
could cause significant pain and injury when used to strike
an individual, so it could be one of the collector lightsaber,
one of the higher end. It's still a toy no

(25:59):
matter how you look at it, because you're right, lightsabers
are not real, You're not. It's a homemade weapon at best. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Even if it's not homemade, even if he got it
from a store, you know, it's still a toy and
he's using it as a weapon. But like the lightsabers
that I know of that you buy, his toys are
made of plastic.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
There's no metal rod on them.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Dude, you can sure.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
You would be surprised on the quality of lightsabers you
can get. I'm not saying that sentence again.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I know I'm not a Star Wars nerd at all,
but I've seen enough TV to where it's like you
can get some high end quote unquote lightsaber replicas that
are basically the same thing. You know, they got the
little plastic that comes out, but the handle isn't plastic,
it's metal. It's very realistic looking, minus the fact that

(26:51):
a beam of light doesn't come out and cut your
arm off. Eh. And they spend money on that stuff. Dude,
I'm just taking a quick look. I understand the base
could be made of metal, right, but I think it's
a giant leap to be like it has a metal
rod on it that could severely hurt somebody. I feel
like you're making a jump there at that point. Yeah, yeah,

(27:14):
that may be true, but also no, Like, I'm looking
at this one apparently from Sabers Pro. That's one hundred
and fifty nine dollars real what is it? Rebel Sabers
has one. I hear a Zeno three baselit Saber Core
RGB LED Color, Cycle, Blade, Echo, Smooth Swing, Blue Tube,

(27:35):
blah blah blah, eleven and fifty dollars. Well, let's back up,
because they said it was three and a half feet long,
So the the that means that was included three and
a half feet would include the the lightsaber, the saber part.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
I don't know what the right term is.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Shaft, sure, call it it's buddyman, Yes it is, but
not the handle right right?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
The handle is only gonna be about, what, you know,
twelve inches.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
At best, I would think, So we're talking not that long, right,
and the end would have to be made the saber
part would have to be made of plastic, right or
a color. I'm just saying that, Like, call it a
lightsaber is a giant. It sounds way more menacing rather
than a homemade weapon. I would be like, yeah, that's

(28:24):
that's wild.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I mean, the story doesn't read the same if a
Nebraskan nerd jailed for child's toy.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Attack, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
So, yeah, this saber pros they really got a lot
of different sabers and expand Oh yeah, dude, the number
of websites where you can buy lightsabers is wild.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I had no idea this one here. The looky P
six is two hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety five cents.
Not gonna lie, looks kind of badass? No, they look cool.
I ain't.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I am not. This is I'm not dogging on this.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I don't think you're a nerd like people collect football helmets,
Like this is not a giant leap. Yeah, I'm just
in my mind to attack somebody with it. That's three
and a half. I'd have some questions. Wow, this person
shows their Star Wars armory off. Wow.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
People get into that man.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
They get into that. They don't mess around and don't
make fun of them. To their face. They'll whack you
with their lightsaber. If you do anything, you get to
be made fun of. That's the end of that story.
I don't care who you are. It's just the way
life is. Man.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, he's smiling in his mugshot too. Yeah, he had
to be high on something whatever, maybe not.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
On Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Man accused of digging up grave to steal ring. So
a man decided that he was gonna dig up a
grave In Indiana, police first located the suspicious vehicle when
doing routine patrols near Oaklawn Memorial Gardens Monday night. Officers

(30:00):
say twenty four year old Seth What's in here? Davidson
showed up to the car covered in dirt, allegedly told
police he dug up and urn that had a gold
ring on it, which he knew about because he worked
at the cemetery previously. Davidson is charged with cemetary mischief

(30:22):
and criminal trespass and theft. What do you think the
penalty is for that? For grave robbing criminal cemetary mischief? Right, right, right,
because that could be an umbrella for a lot of things.
But I'm going to say at least five years minimum,
five to ten. Well, I mean, because there's three separate charges,
right right. The trespass usually is a misdemeanor, that's not

(30:45):
a ticket, right, Yeah, ninety days at you know, most
or whatever. But they'll let you slip slide on it.
It's the grave robbing or cemetary mischief as they're calling
it here, which the cemetary mischief could also be I
was gonna say knocking over headstones, but yeah, running through
doing that, Yeah, they could do that. That's criminal, you know,

(31:07):
that's cemetary mischief. But this guy's literally robbing a grave.
I mean, I would say that cemetary mischief and knocking,
like robbing a grave and knocking over headstones shouldn't be
the same penalty. No, they shouldn't. But well not okay, Yeah,
it sounds like this like they're under the same umbrella. Uh.
This says that if damage for just for cemetary mischief.

(31:28):
If damage exceeds seven hundred and fifty dollars, then you
could get six months to two and a half years
in prison. And if damage is fifty thousand dollars or
more or involves disruption of human remains that's being here,
you can get up to six years in prison. Okay.
And like I said, the trespass is a misdemeanor, so

(31:51):
maybe a year in jail maybe. And theft, depending on
the value, is how much you could get in jail.
So all in all he.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Might get in at most.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
So this guy used to work for the cemetery. Yeah,
that's how he knew the ring was in the urn. Wow,
he's like, I want to get this, some bitch. It
takes a special kind of person to dig up a grave. Well, see,
here's the thing. I don't know if the urn was
in the ground or the urn was in a tomb,
you know, like they have the wall. He just take
the screws off, right. But they say his car was

(32:24):
covered in dirt, So sounds to me he was covered
in dirt as he came back to the car. Okay, Yeah,
so it sounds to me like he was digging up
graves it's it's not just one of those take the
urn out of the wall, steal the ring unless he sneezed,
you know, drop the urn ashes win everywhere. I'm just

(32:44):
being honest. If I had a choice of hey, steal
a ring from that grave or break into this house, right,
I'm doing the grave. The chances of me getting shot
reduced dramatically from the person on the other side that
I'm trying to break into.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Not wrong, I'm just being honest. Feels less dangerous, still creepy,
af That stuff is gonna come back. It's gonna follow you.
I'm good, all right, we gotta take a break. We'll
be back.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
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Speaker 1 (33:16):
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Speaker 2 (33:18):
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You've got other chances throughout the day. Lindsey is out,
but she is scheduled to be back tomorrow. This was
a scheduled day. We knew she wasn't gonna be here. Uh.

(33:39):
I have a list here of bizarre products that people
put out. Okay, and then within days that the consumers
were like uh no, and they got pulled so like
the the the manufacturers pulled it after complaints. Okay, I
it just didn't do. I'll give you an example that

(34:00):
everybody should know. Crystal pepsi. Oh yeah, I liked it
back in the early nineties. I liked it because it
was different and it tasted least to a twelve year
old GIMPI tasted like pepsi.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
They tried to market it as a healthier version of
pepsi caffeine free clear, and people didn't like it, which
I don't understand because it was it's sprite essentially essentially.
Now here's a fun thing I actually have in my possession,
not here, but it's at my house. It's in a box,
an unopened bottle of crystal pepsi. I've seen that. Yeah,

(34:40):
come back then, A listener given it to me from
way back in the day. Yeah. I wouldn't drink it now.
And you might not remember this, but Coca Cola tried
to rebuttal it with tab clear. Okay, I don't remember
the tab clear. I remember tab never. I don't think
I've ever had tab just seen it. Yeah, Crystal pepsi
went away like it did not last long. I think
a few months because nobody wanted to drink it. People

(35:03):
would say that it tasted flat. Okay, that's fair. So
that's just one. I think everybody is aware of that one.
What you might not remember in the same category is pepsi. Am.
It was supposed to be breakfast cola for the commuter, okay,
got extra caffeine and then I guess twenty eight percent more.

(35:23):
It was supposed to be a morning drink alternative for
the on the go worker who didn't like coffee but
did need some energy, a jolt of energy. Here's the
thing that they missed, Like thought this, If you aren't
a coffee drinker and you need caffeine in the morning,
you already had a solution, right, You already had pepsi

(35:45):
as your choice, right, doctor pepper tea. My mom was
not a coffee drinker. She was a tea drinker, an
iced tea drinker, Okay, and that's what she would have
first thing in the morning, go pour you a big
old glass of sweet tea. Sure, So to then introduce
a new idea, the people that were drinking pepsi or
whatever aren't going to go, well.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Let me do more.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Right.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
That reminds me of Jolt cola, if you remember that horrible, disgusting,
way too much in it cola.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
But Jolt I think you can still find it. It is,
it's been around for a while. This only lasted, It
didn't even lasted the test phase when they put it
out in test markets because people did not like it.
They couldn't they didn't want to like look at it.
Focus groups said it was all right, they were kind

(36:36):
of interested, but the flavor and that the grossness or
the weird idea to drink soda before you do anything else, right,
they had a hard to like, there's some habit, habitual
things that people happen consumers have and then to try
and change that is like what it's like when you're

(36:57):
changing the product, because when you get like that am
pepsi or crystal pepsi, you're expecting it to taste like
regular pepsi, just with like no coloring or whatever.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
And the same thing. If you think, remember new coke.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
When they tried to change that up, people, the Koke
drinkers are like, no, no, no, no, no, this is
not right at all, and they ended up scrapping that idea.
Another one on this list that I had never heard
of was Coldgate Kitchens. As in the toothpaste, what they

(37:30):
had there was a for a while in the sixties
they had Coldgate Kitchens a minty fresh lasagna or meat
Who's dumb ass ideal with that lasagna, Swedish meat balls,
Salisbury steak. The The idea was that Colgate already had

(37:54):
a trusted brand, so they're like.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
You know, instead of toothpaste, we need to branch out
and get into the dinner idea. So you're taking these
savory meals that are supposed to be savory and making
them mentish.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
And the problem was people thought it had mint in
it or tasted like it was going to be like
toothpaste or whatever, and so people were confused. I can
see why, and customers just assumed that the meals were
healthy because of the dental association Oh God, only to

(38:32):
find out they were incredibly not good for you. And
in business school they use this as one of the
worst marketing Fiales of all time, says here.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
The product line was called col Get Kitchen and included
two entrees, one made from dried chicken and the other
from crab meat. That was just one of the injuries
that I've read. That's nasty.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Another one that people should be familiar with Google Glass.
You might remember when they introduced this twelve years ago.
I thought that concept was neat. I like the idea
of the Google Glass. You put your glasses on and
it's got everything you need right there. You can read
your messages, rite text messages come through on it, you

(39:18):
can do Internet searches on it. It's all just right there,
and it's in your face. You don't have to look
at your phone. I thought it was genius. So this
was twelve years ago. I don't know if the text
messages were as bile, sorry, as vivid and robust as
they are today. And so it had the heads up
display and voice activated features, but no one was going

(39:42):
to pay fifteen hundred dollars at the time, Yeah, for
something like that. And little did we know actually that
those would be the stepping stones for like the ray
Ban ones. If you've seen those with the metal ones
that I'm being honest.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I think that looks cool.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, I think you know, they could have kept that
Google glass around, tweaked it a little bit more, or
maybe even relaunch it now that the uh that the
technology has gotten better, because look at what ray ban's
doing with those. I think they're badass. I like the
ray band ones the price for them, but that's just me.
Immediately places started banning them, like bars and casinos and

(40:24):
movie theaters because people thought they were gonna record things
that they shouldn't be recording.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Civil liberty people were like, ah, this feels weird. And
the biggest thing that came out was you might remember
this is the term was coined with people who wore
these as glassholes. That's what it uh, And so they

(40:52):
got away from it to even really make it out
so that far with that, with that same worry, if
people are going to be recording things that not supposed to,
why is the ray ban the medaglass is a thing now,
Because it's the same basic premise. Yeah, I would say
time right, like you would probably not be okay with
a camera in your house, but you do now you're

(41:15):
okay with it, right right? That is stored somewhere else
that you don't know where the location is or who's
watching it, or who's watching it. Yeah. I think about
that from time to time while I'm sitting on my
couch in my robe with my legs splayed open because
i don't wear anything under my robe because I'm playing
video games, and my camera is pointed directly at the couch. Well,

(41:36):
I mean, because it's widespring, you have a camera house. Yeah, yeah,
thanks Cox home Link. So yeah, it catches the entire
living room and the hallway. But you can plain as
day see me and all my glory on the couch
playing video games, and I don't know who's watching that.

(41:57):
There was a movie trying to rem remember the movie
Sharon Stone in it, and was it Sliver where she
lived in an apartment building and she was being yep,
William Baldwin, and William Baldwin was like the super or.

(42:18):
It was his building and he had all these cameras
and was watching all the tenants. And it's a love
relationship he has with Sharon Stone in the movie. But
then you find out he's really not a good dude,
Like he's got cameras watching everybody in the whole building. Wow,
and that movie came out in nineteen ninety three.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Amazing how things art imitates life.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I always laugh when people like FaceTime and they're like they,
you know, have a little lovey lovey time with whoever
on the other end over FaceTime. I'm like, what makes
you think that isn't being saved somewhere. That's one of
the reasons why I stopped sending new you know, because
that's the one reasons.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
As you get older, you're like, I, this is being
stored on a server at the bottom of the ocean
somewhere or in a warehouse somewhere, and uh, heaven forbid
I ever run for office, right, And they're like, Hey,
would you like to explain these five hundred and thirty
six naked pictures of you?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Oh, that's gonna happen. We are going to have an
elected official who has dpicts.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Out there if we don't already.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
No, we do, we do. We just have a problem
with it right now. Right, I'm good. I'm good on that.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
What's fun though, here's another thing on those right, because
my all my pictures are backed up to my Google account, right,
and so these pictures go back years years, years, and
it likes to pop up on my phone. Hey, here's
a picture of you from you know, two thousand and
fifteen or whatever, and it's you know, me naked leg

(44:06):
up on the counter shot. I'm like, oh god, I've
got to delete those because.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
When I die, I know my kids are going to
go to my Google account and get pictures for my funeral,
and they're going to see things about a side of
the dead that they don't probably don't want to be. Ah, god,
who wants to see a muskrat getting swished between two logs? Right?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Why are you putting your leg up?

Speaker 2 (44:34):
It goes good image. Man, You can cut in like
everybody else. Right. When we had kids and they started
getting on a tablet and stuff, we just deleted all
that stuff off of Pune. Yeah, it's best, got rid
of all and everything.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I'm sure you backed them up self. No, I got
rid of all of them.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Uh how about the desire our need.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
For bick for Her pins b for Her pins?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah. No.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
It was a line of pins designed exclusively for women
called bic for Her and the pins were pastel colored, slim,
because you know, women can't handle something so large and
slightly sparkly. They were marketed as having an elegant design
and fits a woman's hand unless you're you know, a

(45:28):
shot putter right or a you know, German weightlifting gold
medalist lumberjack. Bick thought they were tapping into an underserved
niche and they got mocked ridiculously. Amazon reviews exploded overnight,

(45:50):
with one user going, thank you, Bick. I've never been
able to write until now. My delicate lady fingers couldn't
handle those manly pins. Another one praised in the reviews
for finally express thoughts, ideas, and opinions, something women weren't
allowed to do before Bick for her Yeah, within weeks,

(46:18):
stores quietly pulled the pins, and then Bick was like,
well that wasn't us. What's a joke, as sir, it's October. Yeah,
they did try to rebrand them and stuff, but it
didn't really do that. And now when anybody brings up
gender pins, they're like, oh, fix snay on the ends

(46:39):
by this one. I don't know if it's a real thing.
It might have been just satire to try and get
attention for the brand. And Cheetos put out a lip bomb. Okay.
Apparently during two thousand and five there were food scented
body sprays and dessert themed lotions, and I don't remember
any of this, Hey fatty, and so Cheeto's lip Bomb

(47:02):
promise to moisturize the bold flavor of Moisturize with the
bold flavor of cheddar cheese. One reviewer said it smelled
like nacho cheese and gym socks and regret. I mean,
I feel like this, like kids would like this. That

(47:24):
would be great for kids or obese people who really
like Cheetos. I couldn't imagine, because you know, when you
know your lady puts on the lip gloss bomb or whatever,
you know, chapstick and you give him a kiss and
you can taste it, whether it's medicaid flavor or mint
or cherry or whatever. Vanilla go to give her a
smooth and it's like you been eating cheetos. I don't

(47:48):
see any orange on your fingers. So you can buy
a Cheeto's lip Bomb key chain set for nine bucks
on Amazon, but you can also buy it on at Walmart.
So I don't see what the maybe they decided to
see now you're like, ah, yeah, right, that seems okay. Uh.
And then the last one on here, the old Samsung

(48:12):
Galaxy Note seven.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Ah, and you might remember.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
That it had it came with uh fire right, those
are the ones where the batteries were exploding right in
your pocket.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yes, uh huh uh.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Consumer people were psyched for this. They praised it as
a smart phone Samsung had ever done. Pre Orders went
through the roof and with a week of with it.
Within a week of hitting the market, uh, they weren't
glowing reviews. There was actually just glowing flames. They reported
their phones bursting into flames while charging, and videos started

(48:51):
circulating online showing scorched car seats, night stands on fire,
hands with charred marks on them. Samsung tried to spin
it away and be like the problem was a bad
batch of batteries, and then the replacement ones caught on
fire too. Oh god. Airlines banned the phones outright. Passengers

(49:15):
were ordered to power it off, not check it into luggage,
in some cases even disposed of it before boarding. Samsung
had to recall two point five million of them. The
fallout was staggering, with estimates ranging in the five billion mark. Yeah,
they lost a lot of money on that. The Note

(49:37):
seven is in line with some of the best corporate
failures and nightmares of all time. They had to when
they when you had to send it back, They even
sent it with a special fireproof return kit, and they
had to say do not use these phones, which is

(49:59):
something companies try not to say. Ever. No, no, they
want to make as much money as possible. They don't
want it in the black and white that you should
not use. There was one more I wanted to hit
before we went to break, and that is the old
wolf washer three sixty excuse me a wolf washer? Huh.
It was a large plastic hoop you attached to a

(50:20):
garden hose and slid over your dog like a hula hoop.
It would spray three hundred and sixty degree pattern, giving
your pooch a gentle bath in seconds. The infomercial showed calm,
obedient dogs happily standing being misted from all sides like

(50:40):
a spa day.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Real dogs have over like get that s out of here.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah. Within days of shipping, reviews flooded in of the
described chaos. Videos of dogs flipping out as their owners
tried to wrangle them through the plastic Green went viral
return rate sky high. Major retailers dropped it from their websites,
and within a month it was nearly impossible to find.

(51:07):
The company has rebranded different versions with different names, but
it is still a thing that you can buy, just
of a different title. Yeah, you can get it on Amazon.
I like the idea behind it because washing dogs sucks,
you know, so I mean this gets everything all at once.

(51:29):
It makes sense. Yeah, it's just making it work is
the problem I have. When I had dogs, I would
wash them, of course, and they did pretty good because
like my dog Pet, I would wash it from an
early age. He got bassed, so like he was pretty
okay with it. He didn't love it, but he would
he would tolerate it. Taylor the Pit No, not a

(51:51):
fan at all. But what I found the most success
doing was going to those places that sometimes you can
find like a power Sprit of Bay car wash, and
they can one stall to be like four dogs, And
that worked really well because you could you know, they
had all the right tools right in a ramp. They
you could lead them on and then attach them to
the thing and it worked really.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Well as a dog washing station.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, But the most success I ever found was letting someone.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Else do it, because they would do the anal thing express.
That sounds better since do the anal thing. Yeah, you're
going to the right place. Huh, you're blessing every buddy man.
Uh but yeah, So like I, I found the best success.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
It was one of those things that's worth paying for.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Oh for sure, because even if you watch the dogs yourself,
you either did the anal discharge thing express the anal
blas yeah, yeah again better since and or you just
watched them scoot around the floor. Yeah, I'm leaving that
little trail behind them.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
All right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
We'll be back, he tells this morning show, the Big
bad Morning Shows. Next KMOD, let's play a game.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Lindsay's out, so it's Jimpy and I picked the flip.
Current record is.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I am leading with seven and Lindsay has six and
you won.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
You have to last week's winter. That'd be me so
h It doesn't matter though, because Lindsay's not here, so
it's gonna be Corbyn and Gimpy at nine one eight
four six Oh kmo D nine one eight four six
oh kmo D call up, decide to be or who's
going to be your clue giver? Whoever gets the most
right is when you tickets see mud Vane and Stantic
X at the Tulsa Theater on October ninth. Tickets available

(53:35):
Tulsatheater dot com.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Coulton?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
How are you today? Sir Colton? Who would you like
to give?

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Clues? Gimpy or Corbyn?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
That's Corbyn? All right, Colton? Sixty seconds are on the clock.
Timer starts after the first clue. Are you ready? Yeah,
here we go. This movie is about females in high
school where they aren't very kind.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
They start a burn book Tina Fame.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
What is it? Correct? This movie is I Believe in
Adam Sandler movie about a remote control quick. Yes. This
movie has Julia Roberts about a female lawyer. Pass. This

(54:37):
movie is The Wayans Brothers where they changed their face
and skin. Yes, this movie is about females playing baseball. Nope,
it is a baseball team. This is back in the

(55:00):
Tom Hanks Madonna Rosie O'Donnell. Baseball teams play in the
either the American or the National. I won't say Phil
a Dreams, but I know it's not Phil the time.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
It is not Field of Dreams.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Three. My man, it might be good enough golden hang
on the line. Okay, all right, good morning, you're on
the air.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
What is your name?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Xavier? Xavior? Buddy, You've got to beat three? Are you ready? Yeah?
Come on next man, We got this. This is a
nineteen nineties animated basketball movie with Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny.
This is Oh Hail Kevin Costner and he. It's an

(55:49):
action movie where it is surrounded by nothing but H two?
Oh what is what is h two? Oh? What is that? Okay?
And the Earth is our little what planet? Okay?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Another word for planet? Pass the incat now one?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
This is logan what's his name? The There you go.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
This is an animated movie about your emotions. H yes.
This is a movie that had Walter math Allen, then
later on had Billy Bob Thornton. It's a kid's baseball game. Uh,
bad news, bears.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
There you go, Double pointer. This is a Halloween movie
where they throw toast and hot dogs.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Oh ahead, time, time time. Congratulations, man, you're getting those
tickets to see Mud Vain and Static X at the
Tulsa Theater on Thursday, October ninth. Congratulations, don't go anywhere
so to get your info. Olton I'm sorry, man, we
did not get it done. Alright, buddy, the one that

(57:07):
can be first pass. And yeah, Kevin Costner, he has
two movies that they're known to be really bad. One
of them is The Postman and this is the other
one where they drive they ride up jet skis and
things blow up and it's about it's apocalyptic movie that
what's left is not land, it's the opposite of land. Yeah,

(57:28):
and I would have said blank wide Web, Okay, say
I didn't want to waste too much time on Yeah,
water World. And the last one, Yeah, this is a
cult following movie usually shown on Halloween, and you throw
a toast at the screen. The movie poster has these
giant red lips.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Was a meat lope that plays the transvestite in that one.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Yes, the ones that you passed on here, I've never
seen this one. I know has Julia robertson it, didn't
know she was a lawyer. I would have been like,
this is a Julia roberts movie where it's named after
a woman. I think that might have an Oklahoma connection. Okay,
I would have passed on this one as well. Aaron

(58:15):
Brockovich Brokovic, Yeah, and then I think with this one.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
You had all the right clues. He just wasn't getting it.
He didn't know.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
I mean, come on, it's Madonna, Rosie O'donald, Tom Hanks
Baseball Movie, Female Baseball Movie. That's that's all you really,
there's no others, there's no crying at baseball. Probably would
have helped, yeah, sure it would have, but a league
of their own. Yeah, all right, the record now moves
me to eight.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Keys Lindsay at six, keeps you at two.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
Tilsa's Morning Show continues next.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
With a Big Man Morning Show on Tilsa's Rock Station
ninety seven five. Good morning, Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbin.
We're gonna have that Q coming up sooner. And if
you can't get in on the phones to qualify for
see them all twenty twenty five, don't worry. I want
to be out at c. J. Maloney's and Broken Arrow
tomorrow night from five to seven, and anybody body that
comes by is getting qualified. So don't think you don't

(59:03):
have a chance. You're gonna get instantly qualified with me
as c J. Maloney's tomorrow night, five to seven. All right,
let's do a little fill in the blank news. I
will read part of a headline. Gimpee, you've got to
guess what the blank part should be? First one on here.
Sleep deprivation could be linked to blank. Sleep deprivation could

(59:25):
be linked to blank.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Cancer is the first thing that comes to my mind,
because it seems like everything links to cancer. You know,
you get on the web MD, I'm tired and I've
got the sniffles. Well, you've got cancer.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
What can sleep deprivation really lead to cancer? Alzheimer's maybe? Okay,
Alzheimer's and dementia would make sense because you're not allowing
your brain to rest and reset.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Missing out of a little sleep can potentially increase the
risk of heart failure and artery disease. A new study
found that short term sleep deprivation triggers proteins linked to
heart disease even after just three nights. It also appears
to make exercise less effective in triggering the proteins that
helped the heart. The study was published in the journal

(01:00:16):
Biomarker Research. Okay, which I renewed your subscription to. Thanks man,
I appreciate it. McDonald's to hire blank number workers this summer.
McDonald's to hire blank number of workers this summer.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Okay, so you're looking for a specific number of workers
you're going to hire this summer. I'm imagining this is
McDonald's worldwide bare minimum nationwide. It's not going to be like, oh,
it tolls McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
I am going to say, oh. That could go both ways, though,
because my first thought was like, all right, they're going
to hire twenty five thousand workers. But you can go
the opposite direction and say zero work. McDonald's is planning
to hire up to three hundred and seventy five thousand
workers nationwide this summer. Mondays announcement was made as part

(01:01:10):
of the celebration of the ten year anniversary of the
Fast Food Giants Archway to Opportunity program, which offers tuition
assistance and helps employees reach their education goals. I am
sure there are three hundred and seventy five thousand people
that need a job, for sure. I don't know if
there's three hundred and seventy five thousand people that want
to work at McDonald's. For sure.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
I'd rather sit on the street corner with a cardboard sign.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Or you just feel like that work is beneath you, right,
You feel like I was.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
You know on a morning show, right, I don't need
to be scoopid fries.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Now, I think those types of jobs like that are
great for beginners, like you know, teenagers, that's their first job,
you know. But I'm not opposed to slinging fries. Wouldn't
be the first time, may not be the last. I'm
just being honest. I would sling fries temporarily. Yeah, for sure.
It's not gonna be my This isn't gonna be my career,
right right, highire me as the fry guy. This isn't

(01:02:02):
I'm not going to retire here right, which you can
make it up to management. It began with beer and wine.
Now blank are taking off. It began with beer and wine.
Now blank are taking off.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Beer and wine. Obviously alcohol. First thing that comes to
mind there is liquor or spirits.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Beer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
It began with beer. Well what began with beer and wine?
Prohibition began with beer and wine?

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Okay? Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Is there going to be a prohibition on legalized marijuana
medical marijuana?

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Who knows? I'm gonna say pro vision. The airline industry
may be struggling, but food flights are sowing in popularity.
Restaurants are offering creative food flights such as egg flights
and butterflights, to entice diners and create memorable experiences. Chefs
are with different presentations of different dishes like mozzarella flights,

(01:03:06):
so cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Isn't there only one?

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
Okay? Taco tastings to showcase their culinary skills and engage customers.
The trend of food flights is not only a way
to attract diners, but also social media friendly concept that
helps the restaurants stand out in competitive markets. Customers are
enjoyed the writing and creative of food flights, making them
a popular choice for dining experiences. Flights as in, you're

(01:03:29):
getting four or five different kinds of beers and wines
to taste. Got it now? Makes I'm thinking airplane flights forever?
Silly reason, Sure, but I'd be down for that. Yeah,
a cheese flights, Yeah, I mean, taco flight's a good example.
Most people would be afraid of maybe having tongue or whatever.

(01:03:51):
How about l pastor maybe that's intimidating to you. It
shouldn't be. It's just pineapple, But that might be a
way for you to try something you would have never
tried because you're not committing to a full plate of
el pastoor tacos or tongue tacos. Right, you get the one.
If you take a bite you don't like it, you
don't have to finish it. Yeah, giant kmmittment. We should
have something like that around here. I wonder if we do.
What do you mean at one of the restaurants. Yeah, yeah,

(01:04:14):
like any of the taco trucks that are around town.
There's millions of them. You know, that would be pretty awesome.
You know, even like hell, even Andelini's can get in
on something like that. You know, slice the downtown right
where you can go, here's a here's a pizza flight
where you get like four or five different slices of pizza.
The ice cream place in Mother Road Market does an

(01:04:36):
ice cream flight and so you get like six scoops
of ice cream and you get to try them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
You know, you get to try them all.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
It's awesome. That's cool. This this is gonna be two blanks,
but they're the same answer. Okay, okay, looking for a band.
Blank details new fan focused film Saved, Blank Saved My Life,
Blank Tales New fan focused film Blank Saved My Life.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Blank Saved My Life Metallica Saved My Life blank one
eighty two because what in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
One of them?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I think which one was it that was in the
plane accidents, the Travis that was in the Yeah, yeah,
So I can see like him sharing his story could
be like well, getting either getting people over fears or
or something I'm gonna go with Blink one eighty two.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Metallica has announced their new film, Metallica Saved My Life.
Dedicated to their fans, the documentary explores the band's world
through the lives of fans who have supported each.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Other for over four decades.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Directed by Jonas Ackerland, the film will be shown alongside
Metallica's upcoming North American tour. The official premiere is sent
for later in twenty twenty five. Visit Fathom Entertainment dot
com for screening and ticket information. Okay, wait, so like
they're they're gonna go to show it, like when you
go to sit down and wait for the band to

(01:06:03):
come out, that's gonna be on the screen. I'd be
all right with that. I don't know, people aren't paying attention.
It's loud. Is it a is it a ninety minute
movie or is it like a fifteen minute short? If
it's fifteen minutes short before the concert starts. I'd be
all right with that. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Anthony Ketis
launches canned blank brand Red Hot Chili Peppers. Anthony Ketis

(01:06:28):
launches canned blank brand.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
I mean, chili peppers makes the most sense when it
comes to it, is like, hey, I'm Anthony Ketis. I
need you to try my new red Hot chili peppers
a can.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Have you ever had chili peppers in a can? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
That makes most sense? But I mean that guy is
a weirdo, so muscles maybe muscles in a can.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Red Hot Chili Pepper's vocalist Anthony Ketis is launching his
own coffee brand. The company is named Jolene and was
co founded with Shane Powers. The brand offers two varieties
of canned coffee, black cold brew and white oat milk latte.
The items are available for purchase online on the official
Jolene Coffee website. Okay, it makes people kind of dog

(01:07:18):
on celebrities for doing stuff like this. They're just trying
to diversify their income exactly. You know, why go on
tour all the time and it make your money that way?
If you can do it just by, you know, endorsing
a coffee product. I've never heard of this Joelene coffee neither,
so I'm not opposed to trying it. I thought it
was an Anthony Keatis brand coffee, and I was like,

(01:07:39):
I don't see that sticking around that long. But sounds
like he's teaming up with an established coffee brand. Sure. Eh,
I'm not a big fan of coffee in the can.
Pearl Jams Mike McCready and Jeffment featured in career spanning
interview with producer songwriter Blank. Oh heil would Pearl Jam's

(01:08:02):
Mike McCready and Jefferment featured in career spanning an interview
with producer songwriter Blank. We've talked about this individual a lot.
The picture in my mind is the guy who produced
the Beasties. You know, that grizzly haired, bearded guy that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
You would not expect to be.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Behind all the talent. I can't tell you any producer's names, though.
Rick Beado recently interviewed Pearl Jam and guitarist Mike McCready
and bassist Jeffamant, discussing the band's influence on rock music
and their debut album ten Pearl Jam has released The
Last of Us, a compilation of songs featured on the
hit TV show, and announced a limited edition twelve inch

(01:08:49):
EP and collaboration with Naughty Dog. The EP includes studio
versions of Future Days and All or None, as well
as live performances of Future Days and Present Tense Redo.
Fans can pre order the EP and special member price
through the ten Club shop. Rick Beato is awesome. His
interviews are awesome. He is obviously knows what he's talking

(01:09:10):
about here. For a while he had a stint of
videos where he would try to recreate famous licks and
talk about how challenging it was and how to master it.
And if you love music like you do, you would
love Rick Bato's social media stuff. It's he's really really smart.
Are you caught up on the Last of Us? I

(01:09:32):
am not. I gotta be honest. I do know of
something that happened, and it's put a sour taste in
my mouth. I feel like he hasn't been dead one
episode and we're already jumping the shark. Yeah, I think
I know which one you're talking. I don't want to
hear her sing. I don't care. Then I don't care.
The context. I don't what.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Yeah, that's not what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
I was thinking about the awkward lesbian saying that she
has with a door of the Explorer or whatever. Right,
So I don't care about that love like having love
making or whatever. No, that's fine. I'm all about it.
I'm all about it. It's just so awkward on how
it happened, right, because you know, she protects Dora the
Explorer from being attacked from the clickers, right, she ends

(01:10:15):
up getting bit on the arm, but the Dora doesn't
know that she's immune. Right, So they take you know,
hole up in this church studio sort of thing or whatever,
and Ellie's like, hey, listen, I'm fine, I'm immune. I'm
gonna take a nap. You're gonna sit there and watch
me when I wake up. You'll see. Everything's fine, right,
seems perfect. So they go through that scene and Ellie

(01:10:38):
takes a nap. She wakes up, Dora is there with
the flashlight and the gun, waiting for her to turn over.
And then she realizes that she's not going to turn over,
and she's so grateful she's not that yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Yeah, And then all of a sudden, it goes straight
from Okay, great, you're not a zombie to now we're
having lesbian love here on the floor of this.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Church that tracks like you realize they're not turning and
you don't want to go another day without sharing something
love making. I just think it's weird to be singing.
I don't remember that from the video game. It was
he he well, Joel was well. I'm getting that Joel
had taught her how to play the guitar, and I

(01:11:19):
want to say, there may be one er. There's a
couple of scenes in the game where she's playing where
you have to play the guitar for her right as
the as the character right, but where there's was there
singing and lyrics that I can't remember. But the guitar
part was a big part of the video game, but
we haven't seen guitar part at all through the Through
the there's been a bits and pieces in the season

(01:11:40):
where he plays the guitar and shows her how to play.
In the first season it shows him teaching her how
to play, and then in this one here, of course,
Joel's on the porch and he's playing or whatever you know,
and she's got her guitar in the corner. She's not
really messing with it because she's mad at Joel or whatever,
and now that Joel's dead, that's how she goes to reconnect. Yeah,

(01:12:02):
moving on, disturbs David Draymond blanks on stage. Disturbs. David
Draymond blanks on stage.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Pat falls is the first thing that comes to my mind,
because there's a lot of videos out there of celebrities
or you know, musicians falling on stage passes out as
another one that comes to mind. But as a former nurse,
you would think that David Draymond would know, Hey, I
need to stay hydrated, I need to stay on my health.
That's so I can be at my best. I'm going

(01:12:36):
to say collapses disturbs.

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
Lead singer David Draymond proposed to his girlfriend Sarah Yulei
on stage at their Sacramento concert at the Golden One
Center on Friday. During the show part of their Sickness
twenty fifth anniversary tour, Draymond brought out Julie out after
performing the Sound of Silence and asked her to marry
him in front of thousands of fans. She said yes
because pressure a right. What is she gonna say no? Right?

(01:13:04):
And let him down. Oh that would really cause do
you continue your show after that? If you got turned
down on your proposal? I think it's weird to continue, Like, okay,
now go off stage. Bye, I'll see you later. The moment,
captured by band photographer Britt Bowen, happened before the song
The Light. Draymond divorced his ex wife Lena Yatta in

(01:13:25):
twenty twenty three and met Julie after using tender.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Julie, we have been together for a few years now,
and I've got one question for you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Will you marry me? That's my best David dreamon impression.
I mean, he's always talked to he's, he's he's I
think he's really nice.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Oh yeah, he's a great guy. He's a great interview.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
I just when when I see him talking and taking
a moment on the stage like that, it's, you know,
it's usually very dramatic, and I think that's just the
way he talks. I don't know how old she is,
but he's fifty two, and I'm gonna guess looking at

(01:14:17):
pictures he did tune in goodness. Yes, yeah, let's see here.
I'll put it in the screener and you can tell me.
On a scale of one to ten. You tell me, okay,
oh god, can we go higher than TM? She's a TM.

(01:14:39):
Good for him? I mean who he was with before?

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
That was gonna be my next question, like what's his
ex wife look like? Did he trade up?

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
I mean, I think he just got the younger model
because she's not ugly either. No, No, she's cute, cute, cute.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Yeah, she's not your type, but she's cute.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
It's cause she's Asian. Moving on Netflix ditching blank, Netflix
ditching blank. Oh god, I've seen something about network and
I don't have Netflix, but I seen something in the
news that like where they're starting something new. We're like,

(01:15:27):
I think there are they ditching descriptions and it's just
auto roll of of the whatever movie that's on there
to like have the title, you know, and then it's
just auto rolling.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
Of of the movie you don't want to say, ditching descriptions.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Netflix is planning to pull its interactive movie selections from
the streaming service. The streamer will remove Black Mirror, Bandersnatch,
and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Kimmy Versus the Reverend Today. The
decision seemingly marks an of Netflix's efforts to make interactive
format available to customers and comes as the company step
ramps up it's gaming portfolio. The newly redesigned TV homepage

(01:16:09):
now features games user can play on connected televisions with
their mobile phone serving as a game controller. Of the
interactive ones. I tried at one time. I couldn't figure
it out, and I don't consider myself. Hey, how do
you know program the clock? I'm not that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
And I was like, this is dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
And I don't know anybody wh's told me they're awesome
as far as the games go. I don't know anybody's
played the games either. Yeah. Again, I don't have Netflix,
so I haven't checked it into it. But I know
Cox has the same sort of thing. They've got games
that you can play, which I've tried it. I'm like, okay,
this is silly. I'm going back to what I was doing.
Am Seed offer blank percentage off on Wednesdays starting this summer.

(01:16:53):
Amced offer blank percentage off on Wednesdays this summer. What
number being the theater chain.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Not the car company. Yes, twenty five percent off of pacer.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
What a bargain. I don't see them coming off too much,
you know, like, fifty percent sounds like a great idea,
but it's only on Wednesdays, correct, So maybe fifty percent
because they're not taking a big hit like overall is
just one day. Typically it'd be like a ten to
twenty percent, but since it's Wednesday only, I'm wont to

(01:17:26):
go with fitting. AMC Theaters will offer fifty percent off
adult movies on Wednesdays for AMC Stubs Rewards program members
starting July ninth. The chain already offers discounted tickets on
Tuesdays for Stub members. The move comes as Cinema's face
challenges from the pandemic strikes and streaming services. CEO Adam
I Got this. Aaron credits recent movie success for the

(01:17:47):
pricing change, which will coincide with the release of Jurassic
World Rebirth and Superman. The fifty percent off deal may
have exclusions and a limited duration. And finally, Michael Jordan
to join Blank. Michael Jordan to join blank. It's not
weight watchers. Michael Jordan. He's got a gambling issue, But

(01:18:11):
is that really smart of him to endorse like, you know,
online gambling, you know, like, uh oh, I'm drawing a
blank on the names of the gambling spots, but.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
ESPN being a sportscaster, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Michael Jordan will be joining NBC's NBA coverage this fall,
the network announced Monday. The Hall of Famer will be
a special contributor. In a statement, Jordan said the NBA
on NBC was a meaningful part of his career and
he's excited about being a special contributor to the project.
The NBA will be back on NBC for the first

(01:18:52):
time since two thousand and two. The League of Network
reached an eleven year deal last summer. We're gonna take
a break and we'll be back. I have never taken
into account how I eat ice cream, but apparently how
you eat ice cream says a lot about you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Okay, tell me more.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
I huh, I know I eat ice cream where I
like will put a bunch on the spoon and not
take empty the spoon. Okay, like it just kind of
a little bit here and take a little buying off
the spoon. All right. If you know anything about me,
you shouldn't shock you. I'm not a big cone guy. Okay.
I don't like holding my food and eating it. I
just I just don't han't knowhing wrong with that. You're

(01:19:33):
a cup guy. I'm a cup guy. There are very
few food items I will use my hands to eat. Barbecue,
ribs occasionally, pizza, right, Uh, a hamburger when you say
you don't use How about a waffle cup right now? No,

(01:19:54):
you're just a regular old cup to mess. Mess is
the biggest thing. I'm all about it. I don't give
a damn how it is. Like I've been getting a
lot of those boxes, like the drumsticks, you know what
I'm talking about. And yeah, last couple of weeks, i'd
be having one before I go to bed. As a
matter of fact, I had one in bed and then
the chocolate that you know surrounds the ice cream falls off,

(01:20:17):
and now I've got chocolate staying on my bed. Eh,
doesn't look like chocolate. Dude eating in bed for me?
Major turn off, Like I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:24):
Well, it's a good thing we're not sleeping.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
That's true. That's true. Not anymore. Uh. I bought a
Ninja creamy, yeah, which you make. You can make ice
cream very easily. It's it's awesome. Yeah, my mind used
to have one of those old school ice cream makers
or whatever we put the bags of ice in there
and the cream and the flavor, and that was always
a fun time, you know, as we were making it

(01:20:47):
as as kids, because it was a project for all
of us, the ice cream itself. But no, this is
you take whatever put in the freezer, then take it out,
put it in this machine.

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Ten minutes you have ice cream.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
Okay, any kind of one. It's awesome any of the process.
But anyway, this psychologist said that those who bite their
ice cream tend to be fearless, confident, and impulsive.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Okay, so you got a spoonful of ice cream, you
stick it in your mouth and chop down half of
it or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:21:22):
I think it's a scoop or a like. If you
bite into your ice cream, That's how I eat my
ice cream. You bite into it like I cream. Yeah,
with your teeth. Yes, I'm not gonna sit on my
couch and nothing but my robe, Corbin and just flick
ice cream, lick ice cream. Do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
How do you eat a lollipop a popsicle? If I
was to do, I don't really do lollipops, suckers or whatever, right,
popsicles from time to time, but I chomp those as well.
I don't sit there and put the sucker or excuse me,
the popsicle in my mouth and then well basically suck
it off. Why because you're afraid of looking gay. No,

(01:22:02):
I'm not afraid of that. I just want the flavor
right now. And I sit there and I'll chew on it.
I'll bite the tip of it off, and then I'll
chew on it and then all right, that's done, go
on to the next one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
So I'm definitely a bite.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
I think that it's incorrect to say that someone who
bites their ice cream more popsicles is fearless, confident, impulsive.
I would say you're a psychopath because it's so cold,
you're not really enjoying the flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
They're not meant to be eaten that way.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
That's like licking cake, Like, that's not the way it's
intended to be eaten. True, I'd rather lick pie. But
what this says that people who prefer to lick their
ice cream are more likely to show patience and be relaxed,
while nibblers are more cautious, gentle, and thoughtful. This is fun,

(01:22:54):
all right. So as a child, I used to be
a liquor. Right, you would see me there with the
ice cream cone and you slather your tongue all the
way around it. Right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Where the transition came to. I guess says I became
an adult. I was like, I'm not licking this ice
cream anymore. Bite there we go. And it feels like
that makes it. You're gonna bite it, You're eating it fast. Yeah,
And maybe that's the case because while you're sitting there
licking it, it is melting away. You know, even if
you try to lick it fast, you know, it's still

(01:23:26):
melting and it gets all over your hand or whatever,
and you know, so maybe that's maybe that's what it is.
Like I'm just gonna go ahead and hurry up and
eat this so it doesn't melt all over the place.
Some deep psychological stuff going on here. Yeah. I never
have seen a thing where like people get so into
like analyzing how people eat ice cream, or like people

(01:23:47):
give me a lot of help for the way that
I eat pizza. It's not uncommon for me to eat
pizza with a fork or a knife and fork right right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Right, And they think that's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
It is wild because I think the majority of people
pick it up with the hand and shove it. Okay,
that doesn't make it like wild to do it the
other way. Oh, it just makes you different and difference. Okay,
thank you. But like I do it because I just
get better bites. I don't get the cheese smacking me
in the face. Okay, it's when it's hot. It's just

(01:24:18):
an easier way to eat it. Now, when Aunt Mike
brings pizza in and I don't do that, I fold
it and eat it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, because plus,
plastic is stupid. Plastic forks are a waste, a waste
of time. Uh, it's excess team bite and chew that thing,

(01:24:39):
checking in ew, I'm not alone. Oh. Somebody text it
and said gotta think of mint chocolate chip and told
the girlfriend Corbyn hates mint chocolate chip. She said, you're
a psycho. Okay, I just don't like eating what I
brush my teeth with.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
Right, it's the coal galas. Yeah, so I didn't do well.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Yeah, listen, I get people. My youngest loves mint ice cream,
loves it. Uh, that doesn't make me a psycho. My
husband bites his ice cream. But I grew up with
my dad making us a bowl of ice cream, and
he would barely melt it in the microwave and it
was just that perfect, smooth, soft texture. So I still

(01:25:23):
do that to this day, and I take tiny bites,
but I don't really bite it. I somewhat slurp it
off my spoon. So you're a slurper. We got team
bite team slurp, right. I I get where that person's
coming from. So far as like, let's melt it down
a little bit. I think that cream makes it easier
to eat. I'm not going to put it in the
microwave because hot ice cream does not sound pleasing to me.

(01:25:46):
I will set let it set out for a little while,
you know, maybe on the counter, and let it soften
up a little bit. It's easier to scoop that way,
you know. And you know, like they said, it's a
it's a texture sort of thing. Uh. I know a
lot of people that microwave their ice cream. It's not
about making it warm, it's about making it scoupable if
you will. I also think you can achieve it by

(01:26:07):
just setting on the counter for like maybe ten minutes.
And I'm playing the end game right, So for me,
I don't microwave it because I know by the time
I'm halfway through or near the end, it will be perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
It's like Cereal I need. I don't like soggy Cereal.
If Cereal starts getting soggy, I'm done. I don't finish it.
It's a texture thing for you. Yeah, And so when
I ice cream, I want it to be pretty cold
in the beginning. So by the time I'm done, we're
in that slurping phase. Right, You're not having to tip
the bowl up and drink. It's basically flavored milk at
that point. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
If you do want a hack though, and you're making.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
French toast, take whatever ice cream and let that become
liquid and make French toast with going to try that
one of these days. I've heard it and it sounds delicious.
You can't go wrong. And briosh bread or croissants. Oh
they're so uttering. Okay, all right, we gotta take a break.
We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
If you're listening to The Big Man Morning Show. This
is Tulsa's Morning Show nine Kim Molton.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Good morning Gimpie.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Oh well, good morning Gorman. I've already done this par
is off the top of the hour. But if you
want me to say something again, I can I wanna
be out at C. J. Maloney's tomorrow. Justton habit Man
five to seven, getting you qualified for seeing them all
twenty twenty five, You too could be like Mike Bitton,
but you don't have to worry about calling in. Just
stop by, have a yingling's flight, give me a high three,

(01:27:32):
and then boom, you're instantly qualifying. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Joining us now is Justin Gorsky from the Tulsa Drillers.

Speaker 7 (01:27:37):
Hey, buddy, Hey, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
You guys are getting ready to start a little long
homestand longest of the season. It's chance to see the
Drillers in action at One Oakfield. If you've been putting
it off for this reason or that you're running out
of reasons because kids are about done with school, the
weather's gonna be nice, uh, and you're gonna want to
get out and enjoy some Drillers baseball.

Speaker 7 (01:27:54):
Yeah, now's the time, come on out. The weather's beautiful.
We're a gates are open right now. We play at
eleven o'clock today, and the gates are open, and we're
excited to welcome everyone to downtown and One Oakfield Today.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
Day baseball is something special with the backdrop of the
city and you get to maybe go out there enjoy
some gate, some ball while you're on your lunch hour.
That is something special that gets to happen at One
Oak Field.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
We were talking earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Everybody knows the experience you're gonna have when you go
down to One Oakfield and see the Tulsa Drillers in action.
Day baseball is a great chance to do that. Make
sure you get your tickets Tulsa Drillers dot Com. And
the first pitch is at eleven, and then the game
will go until about like two or three, depending on
what happens. But the chance to go in there, duck
in get some delicious food. What's your recommended food so

(01:28:38):
far this year?

Speaker 7 (01:28:39):
Oh, it's been a little bit of everything. I was
just thinking about this as I was coming in. What
I'm gonna need for lunch today. I think I'm gonna
go with Ciggy's today. I think I'm gonna get a
brought you know leading into you know, our ticket dancers weekend.
I think I'm gonna get a broad today. I think
that's the go to today.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
One of the things I appreciate about going to a
game at One Oak field is the beer choices, beverage
choices in general. There's no like, hey, we only have
this beer or we only have this spirit. You guys
have everything. If you don't want, you know, a traditional
American beer and you want a craft beer, we got that.

(01:29:11):
If you don't want that craft beer, don't worry. We
got another craft beer. If you want to mixed drink,
We've got Oklahoma's largest outdoor bar. Like you guys have
something for everybody, even in the food world as well.

Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
Yeah, I think that's what separates us from a lot
of stadiums and a lot of ballparks around the country
is we really do try to we stay local. You know,
we want our local people out there. We got we
got Dead Armadillo, we got Cabin Boys, we got Coop,
we got you know, Hopp and Sting, and there's a
lot of local things that we like to do obviously
with Siggi's out there and Masio's and the great things
that we have. But it's a little something for everyone.

(01:29:43):
Like you said, you can walk around the ballpark. If
you don't see something in the first stand that you like,
wait till one more stand.

Speaker 2 (01:29:48):
I got you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
There's something will be right there for you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
And we have day baseball, like we said today, first
pitch at eleven tomorrow, Thirsty Thursday. You guys, this is
a storied thing that happens now at one Oak Field. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
I am so excited. It's about that time. So every
year we do our nine to one eight weekend and
we do a different identity. This is where the Noodlers started,
this is where Tulsa Sound happened, this is where the
Tulsa raft Racers happened last year. And we've been working
on this for years and we are finally here. It's
Tulsa Chicken Dancers weekend. And Corbyn, I don't know if
you know, but the chicken dance actually originated right here

(01:30:23):
in Tulsa at our Octoberfest nineteen eighty one. So everyone's
asking us how did this happen? How did this happen?
And obviously the duck dance was a big thing in
Germany back in the nineteen fifties, and then at a
Tulsa Octoberfest here in eighty one, they went to go
do the duck dance and they didn't have a duck costume,
so they brought in a chicken costume to do the
dance with it, and that's how the chicken dance originated,

(01:30:44):
or so Wikipedia set. So I don't know if that's
really true or not, but that's what we're going with.
And Tulsa Octoberfests people tell us that's the same. So
we love Octoberfest. It's a great tradition that happens here.
So we're going to celebrate all weekend long. And it
starts with a Thursday Thursday. On Thursday there with the
first thousand fans get an awesome T shirt courtesy of
our friends over at Reach Clothing, and then we got
three dollars beers happening that night. Or you can upgrade

(01:31:07):
and get in the discount garage door backyard and get
dollar beers.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
So Tyson and the goat folks of it Reach are
really good people. They are local company. And the chance
to get not just the T shirt, if that you
have a chance of everything.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
The merch.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
We don't really talk about the merch enough. You guys
have a great merch area where you can find anything. Drillers,
you could find some of these special things. Maybe there
was previous season you didn't get to partake in the
special season. Tulsa sound. Some of that stuff might be
around in the merch area right off the first base side,
and it is a great selection of stuff. And the
Chicken Dancers gonna fit that bill as well.

Speaker 7 (01:31:43):
And it's going fast, Corman. The merchandise is flying off
the shelves. We've been selling Chicken Dancers hats across the country.
There's special T shirt designs. Again, if you want to
get this merch it's probably not gonna last through the weekend,
so I would get there early, get your stuff, get
what you want because it's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
Yeah, So that's tonight. We've got the T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
We've got fireworks on Friday night and the nine one
eight wee Can continues with the Tulsa Chicken Dancers.

Speaker 7 (01:32:07):
Yeah, all weekend long Friday night. Again, everyone loves our fireworks.
They go very very quickly. The tickets for that. We're
gonna have live music all week so we got the
Pokemisers are playing on Thursday night. We got an accordion
group that'll be there. We're gonna have some dancers throughout
the weekend. It's gonna be a ton of fun. We're
actually doing online right now is we're doing Winer dog
races too. Just like to do an october Fest, So

(01:32:27):
we're gonna see what happens. It's probably gonna be chaos
on the field and I'm there for it. It's gonna
be fantastic. So we're starting it off on Thursday night
with the Wiener dog races. I'm hoping it'll continue through
the weekend. We'll see if the managers and the umpires
don't like that or not, but we'll see what happens.
So we're gonna do all sorts of Octoberfest fun.

Speaker 2 (01:32:43):
That's on Friday nights Saturday. It continues nine one eight
weekend with the Chicken Dancers, and you guys have a
special jersey giveaway that will happen.

Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
Yeah, this jersey that we've done it is awesome with
the leader hose and it looks like a chicken underneath that.
The first thousand, teen hundred fans excuse me, we'll get
these jerseys. Gates open at six courtesy of our friends
over at Grays McClain, So get there early. If you
guys have been there for our giveaways like this, they
go very very fast, so get there early. Get your
different size. After you come in through the gates, while

(01:33:14):
supplies last, but get their early. Gates open at six.
People will be lining up probably four or five o'clock
in the afternoon to get in there, get these jerseys
and enjoy the game.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Justin Gorski's doing. This is from the Tulsa Drillers. Drillers
Baseball this week and get your tickets Tulsa Drillers dot com.
If you want a family four pack, we're gonna give
away some right now. Eight three three four six. Oh kmod.
There are people that are puists that are like I
only do these special giveaways, not the jerseys, not the hats.
They wait for when you guys do something super unique,
and Sunday is a great day, not only a family day.

(01:33:43):
But we'll get through all those. But you're doing a
very special giveaway that I don't even know the last
time you guys did a socks giveaway with the Tulsa Drillers.

Speaker 7 (01:33:53):
Yeah, it's been quite a few years. But I mean,
you can't do the chicken dance without having chicken feet, right,
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
That's part of it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:00):
So the socks that we're giving away to the first
five hundred fans, I don't know if you've seen these gimpee,
but these are they're sharp looking over here. They're actually
chicken feet socks. So get there early. It's gonna be
a fun one. Gates are gonna go open at eleven
thirty and the first five hundred fans will get these
chicken feet socks. So we're really excited about that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
It's pretty funny, and being Sunday, that means it's a
fun day Sunday. The kids eat free. Kids twelve and
hundred get a coupon for a free meal, and we've
got the kids run the bases. You got the quick
trip Pornsby's hangout. There'll be a kid's skills clinic too.

Speaker 7 (01:34:30):
Yeah, it's our first one of the year the kids. Actually,
once you get there early, it's gonna start about eleven
forty five. Kids get to go down on the field
and learn skills from the drillers, players and coaches. So
it's a really cool, unique event just to be down
in the field and be with these guys and get
some autographs and take some pictures. It's just a really
really cool event. So I would highly encourage you to
get there to early to enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
And then we don't get a chance too often because
there's always a week in between. But you guys are
back in town next week when Springfield comes to town.
It's always a great series when the Cardinals are in
and we've got two dollars Tuesday.

Speaker 7 (01:35:01):
Yes, starts off on two dollars Tuesday. There we're off
on Monday and then back for two dollars Tuesday, and
you can get in the ballpark very very cheap. So
the Fergus and Kilon and the Country Financial terrafs are
two dollars tickets. They do have the Oklahoma State fee
which is this dollar on there, so really three dollars
you can get in the ballpark. We do two dollars
hot dogs, we do two dollars Sodos popcorn. It's a
night of discounts on those Tuesday nights. And then we

(01:35:22):
go through that homestanding Corbin and we're home for more
of day weekend. So we're doing three huge fireworks shows
on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. We're calling it our Fireworks Travaganzas.
So get there. It's gonna be awesome. We're really excited
to be home for two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
If you're planning to go to a game, whether it's
any the ones we just mentioned, or for Memorial Day weekend.
You need to go to Tulsa Drillers dot com and
get your tickets where you can pick your location too, right.

Speaker 7 (01:35:44):
Yes, right on the website.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
It's something you need to do ahead of time. You
don't want to get caught standing in line. And then
go down to one oak Field Gates always open like
an hour before time. We've got the special Teto's half
price special on Tito's drinks.

Speaker 1 (01:35:58):
While you're there for the first what is it thirty minutes?

Speaker 7 (01:36:01):
Yeah, usually first half an hour, two for one drinks
there with Tito, so you can't go wrong. Get there,
really enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Tulsa Drillers dot Com man justin good luck in the
next two weeks, and we appreciate you coming by, Thanks
so much. Take a break and we'll be back on
Tulsa's Morning Show continues

Speaker 6 (01:36:16):
Next ex The Big Bad Morning Show on Tulsa's rock
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