BMMS 5-16-25

HAPPY FRIGGIN' "A" FRIDAY!!!! Your Name Fits What You Do, Dogs Pooping In Hotels Is Unacceptable, Cops Forgot An Inmate At The Courthouse, You Can't Sleep On Planes, We Gave You Beer For Being Unprepared, Tazer Time Trivia, Willy Nilly, & The Presidential Fitness Test Was Unnecessary!!!

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fiftieth anniversary? Miller Lite could be yours? Forgainay Friday? What's

(04:17):
an adult problem nobody prepared you for? Fiftieth anniversary? Miller
Lite could be yours. So I saw this meme and
it sent me down a rabbit hole. And I'll read
the meme to you and see if you guys feel

(04:38):
the same way. And it says the Hanks family are
a compelling case study for nominative determinism.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'll come back to that.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
If you call your kid Colin, you're getting a calling.
And if you call your kid Chet, you're getting a Chet.
For those who don't know, Colin Hanks looks very clean cut,
a guy you would trust with a bag of gold,
for sure, right Chet the exact opposite. You wouldn't trust
him with your bag of groceries. One looks like he

(05:13):
does drugs, a lot of them. Another one looks like
he's never touched a drug the day in his life. Absolutely,
So that set me down the rabbit hole of nominative determinism.
This is a fairly recent phrase from the mid nineties,
and the definition of it is a It's a theory
that's suggesting people are drawn to careers and roles that

(05:35):
somehow resonate with their tam with their names. Okay, and
I have some examples to share with you and see
if you disagree. Now, I thought all of these were
fake when I found them, and sure enough these are

(05:56):
real names. Let's go with two, you know right out
of the should know and if you're into these industries.
Scott Speed is a NASCAR driver, right, it kind of
makes sense. The last name Speed drives fast. What I mean,
that's the last name of the doesn't matter matter correct,
Hussain Bolt.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, he's a runner fast.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
This man just just a couple right. How about firefighter
McBurney Is that a real name? Yes? I would. I
sent you the link. There's pictures. Now, maybe they doctored him,
I don't know. I don't know. Or a guy who
works for the Center for Social Justice, Christian guy less McBurnie,

(06:45):
or a chiropractor called mister doctor McCracken, okay. Or the
neuroscientist Lord Brain wow. Or how about the lawyer I'll
let you guess what cultural descent she is, sue you.

(07:09):
Or a cashier named.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Kat Ching.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Hmm.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's on the name tag gambe.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I see it. But photoshop is an amazing thing maybe.
Or about how about these guys that got arrested for weed,
Gregory and Timothy. I'll let you guess what their last
name is. Now, I'll give you that because I went
to high school with a kid named Adam Weed and

(07:38):
that was his legit name. Did he smoke? And he
was a partaker. I haven't seen that kid in decades,
But so that all right, I'll give you that. I
didn't know there were so many people that gravitated towards this.
Or how about the guy who works in the meat department,
the meat manager Brad Slaughter okay.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
Or the doctor called doctor Doctor, or the gastro entrologist
Joshua But or the eye doctor Ashley Sea right okay.
Or the meteorologists storm Field.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
That's fine now, the or the correspondent Matthew correspondent, or
the kid who is a runner Aaron Farr or A
run far.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
The sea right, I is really believable because of the
spelling of it, right s E A W R I
g h t yes pronounced se right, but the spelling
seawright is very believable.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
See. And I have a problem with these, right because
didn't we have a traffic guy way back in the
day that went by the name of lane Closure. Radio
names don't count. I'm just saying people make up names
for themselves all the time. Radio names, entertainment names don't count, right,
you know what I mean, Like they're not The lane

(09:16):
closure is made up because it's funny. It's French crash
Daily Rex Daily. That was my trapping rare it is. Yeah,
how about the archaeologist Pam Graves. Okay, that'd be better
suited for like a grave digger. Archaeologists dig stuff up.

(09:38):
I guess, graves of their fossils, their graves, or the
tree climber Scott Forrest, the French editor Peter France. I
didn't know it was so common. Like so if you
name your kids something like you know, Guy Burger, right,

(10:04):
he's destined to work fast food for the rest of
his life. I don't know if I cook. I don't
know if I agree with the industry you go into,
but I do agree with how we started this and
the names of like if you very I don't know
very many Chets that aren't troublemakers. Right.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
The only time when I think of the name Chet,
all I see is the brother in Weird Science.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, he was a troublemaker.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
I don't think of that because we've got a listener
named Chet Chet Baits. He qualified for See.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Them All twenty twenty five earlier this week, and I
don't think of him as a trouble maker. The only
thing I think of when when I hear his name,
Chet Baits, is his great great grandpa was a slave
owner and they called him Master Master Bates. No, I know,
I'm letting him hang. I don't know anything about Chet.

(10:56):
I've seen his name obviously a bunch of times, solid dude,
and I clearly didn't know grandfather now with two kids,
and so I just think the names match up. I
know people named Text right and they fit it like
a glove right, big burly cowboy esque.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
But is Text like a real name or is that
like a nickname?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
No, that was like their name and I know girls
named no joke, real name Mercedes, and they live up
to that name. What do you mean by that? I
don't know very many Pentecostal Mercedes. That's a true statement, Pocostal.
I only known one Mercedes in my life, and uh yeah,

(11:40):
I guess I mean she was kind of boogy. I
guess you think about it. I'm gonna start paying attention
to the people and their names and see if they're
name Hell, we do it already. We've mentioned it before
with like hot names, right, so I think it plays out.
I didn't realize how obvious it was until I saw

(12:01):
this stupid meme. Well then you should get out of
radio and start a body piercing you know company, right right,
or like like a swordsmith or something. I can't wait.
You did work at a burger joint? True, true, it
was backyard Burger, so it several burger joints. So and
lindsay can get into the stink business or weed? Right,

(12:28):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
That's the only one I can come up with with
her last.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Name, right, right, right right. I've never really thought about
it like it, but I guess it kind of makes sense.
Doesn't fit for everybody but more than what you would expect, right,
or but I don't know, like Michael as an example,
isn't a name or even Leslie to be on lindsay,
to be honest, is that like I can't vision what

(12:51):
that person is like a Chat I can vision what
that person is.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Or Corman by the way, like I can't.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Right, right, that's fair because like our names are very
very common names. Yeah, so we're but like with chet
it's not that common. Mercedes not that common of a name. Okay,
so I can see where it's like, all right, well
you your name is chet. Yeall look like a jet
That makes sense, yeah, because is so uncommon. Yeah, I

(13:19):
just felt like I had never I hadn't had an
epiphany like that in a while. We're like, well, son
of a bitch, I got your eyes wide open, the.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, I see you, I see you all out there.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
This text here says I used to go to a
guy named Dylan Weed. I'm imagining that was his dealer
back in the day. Two brothers from Sand Springs named
Peter and Willie Weckerman. What's your name, Willy Willie Weckerman.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I mean I'm changing my name to either will or Pete.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Right, Yeah, I don't know if I'm still with Peter
and Willie.

Speaker 9 (14:07):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Somebody texted in I've been thinking about this and was like,
my name doesn't fit my career as a diesel mechanic.
And then I realized my name is hunter and I
just happened to be a very successful archery hunter with
multiple animals in the Pope and Young record books. Two
interesting things there. I don't know what the classification for
very successful archery hunter is, but good on you and

(14:32):
the Pope and Young record books I didn't know are
a thing. Oh, I'm gonna have to dig into that,
but good for you man. Yeah, for sure, I think
I am a big believer in archery hunting. I think
it is the purest form of hunting. It is not
for the lighthearted. No, it takes major skill, yes, and
I'm sure those that rifle hunt would have an argument.

(14:55):
It definitely sits to sit in a stand takes patience,
for sure, but archery huntings on another level. It is
I think incredibly more challenging than it is to hunt
with a rifle. To do that, A large percentage of
people named art go on to become architects.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Or do art artists, artists.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, just notice that today the rabbit hole. You know,
maybe you're the guy who owns your the business you
work at. Maybe his name is mister Sprocket Space.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
We're giving away beer for freaking ay Friday. What's a problem.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Nobody prepared you for a case of fiftieth anniversary Miller
like could be yours. We'll take a break, we'll be back.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
Four of a Big Man Morning Show is next ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
On Friday, we do news quickies. These are just the headlines,
the best headlines from the week. It's time for news quakies.
World news, news, news that just makes you say, what
the Here's Corbyn, Gimbe and Lindsay with what's going on?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
News quickies from the Big nd Morning Showing ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Taco Bell employee jailed after spitting in nacho cheese for
customer she had beef with.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I'm glad they weren't around when I was working for food, right.
I think this happens a lot. It probably does more
than what you think, and not because you had beef
with them, Like you know, we know each other outside
which maybe which may very well maybe, but like just
if you're a dick of a customer or maybe that

(16:40):
employees having a bad day. You never you never know, man,
you might you might like if I'm being a jerk
to you, okay, but if you're having a bad day
ooof yeah right, Like I might not press charges if
I was being a jerk or whatever, but if you're

(17:00):
having a bad day, oof, I'm definitely pressing charges. Well yeah,
it shouldn't happen anyway, but fast tunnel down over there, Hey,
that was the past. I am a changed man, fast food.
You don't believe me. You're a man of opportunity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll remember that next time I'm making you a boy

(17:21):
gear or something. Yeah, you don't. Julie noted fast food
restaurant in China getting attention for chicken strips that look
like poop. They don't look like chicken, No, they do not.
Author of build a Band Furries in School cannot come
up with examples of it happening because it's not.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Man breaks into ex girlfriend's home through doggy door.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
It was a DJ qualls, right, such a skinny, small person.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Maybe he was a major who knows. Humanoid robot app
to snap and attacked factory workers. It's pretty wild video.
If you haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yet, Maximum Overdrive watch it.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Terminators real man. Special education teacher killed pedestrian and drunk
driving hit and run on.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Way to school.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Oh god, I don't know why we have to hear
that it's a special education teacher. It hits differently, unless
you know if it was a math teacher. A teacher
is a teacher. Yeah yeah, but these are the ones
that take care of the special kids, you know, so
they they should know better.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Anyone should know better. Oh uh. Naked woman found wandering
hotel halls twice in two hours.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
It doesn't feel that wild to me. I feel like
that is an appropriate place for that to happen now
in the hotel, to be wanting around naked. I mean,
if it's a if it's a motel six, or it
is a comfort in yes, right, Lakina, Okay, it's a Ritz.
I don't know. I will say this. I've stayed in
a lot of hotels, and the wildest thing I've ever

(19:05):
seen in a hotel happened in a five star hotel,
in a Ritz hotel. I think it's just because they're like, ah,
I can do whatever I want. Possibly right, not worried
about the consequence. We were coming back from going to eat.
What turned a corner and there was a dog deucing
right there in the hall.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Man welcome back, and.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Like looking around, no person and it was a long hallway,
and you're like, what's happening.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
And all of a sudden you hear come.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
On spot or whatever the dog's name was, and the
dog took off and went into the thing. Ain't nobody
come to clean up the turf. I knocked on the
door and I went, your dog sket on the floor.
They never came out. Yeah. See that's the number of reason,
number nine hundred and thirty six why you shouldn't let
your dogs in the hotels. I don't understand why hotels
let you bring pets in. I think it's okay to

(19:56):
do that. I think that you should be allowed to
take your pet with you if you choose to do that,
and the hotel does allow it. Because I don't know,
I just think it's it's fine. Home Depot, Sam's Club, Walmart,
it's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
No, it's not. It's a place of business.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
And there's other people around, and other people that got
to worry about stepping around your dog's crap, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's just I feel like a hotel.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
You there might be a few amounts of moments where
we're sharing space, but ultimately you're in your private space, right,
But dogs don't. I'm in the buying lumber and your
dog is triggered by the smell of pine. I don't
need it, you know what I mean. It's not necessary. Yeah,
but see, my thought is is like dogs, they don't
know any better. They really don't, right, So I don't

(20:46):
want to go to a hotel, especially a five star
in the event that I ever go to a five
star hotel, like, I don't want the hallways to smell
like dog piss or dog crap, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
We're no longer a five star hotel, right.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I'm paying big money to stay in the nice hotel
and the hallways or the rooms because you know, people
go and they leave their animals in the rooms while
they go tour around town. And well, again, the dogs
don't know any better, so they're pissing in the corners
or crapping on the sheets or whatever, sheets or whatever. Yeah,
just come on, regardless of five star or not, people

(21:19):
do worse things in hotels. There's a reason I don't
drink the in coff in the room coffee machine. And
I take my own sanitized wifes when I get there,
and I pull the top cover.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Down, like hotels are disgusting already.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Yeah, and bed bugs? Is that on me? Yes? No,
I had a proposal to give the moon its own
time zone. Glad.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
We're focused on the real problems in society right.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Where you're at. I'm six thirty moontime. Jail locks down
after convicted killer goes missing for twelve hours. Cops they
forgot him at the courthouse. Hmm, idiots.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
New Jersey spot owner busted with six hundred thousand dollars
stuffed inside giant Teddy Bear during prostitution raid.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
You gotta hide the cash somewhere. What was the name
of the plate? Like the business? The industry? A spa
right sure, next to the dry cleaner. Got it, One
side's donuts, one side's dry cleaner, and then the pedicure
places right next to that. Got it? Check fiend relieved
himself in church holy Water font that's just nasty. I

(22:40):
know this is you're gonna hate me for this, but
put it on the list. You don't know the holy
water is clean? True statement, true statement, because what they
dipped their fingers in there da da da da, sprinkle
it on your head. You don't know if if pastor
don't wash his hands after taking a deuce or not.
I don't know when they ever clean it out. I
don't know if you should, right, I'm sure a holy

(23:01):
water font can get moldy. I would think any water,
any container with open air, you know, and everybody's dipping
into go father son, Holy ghost funeral director trashed over
six five hundred bodies of pets, used fake ashes to
defrog customers out of six hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Wow,

(23:22):
damn some people's kids. Man, Right, here's a hot take.
Does it matter? Uh? No, it really doesn't. You don't know.
But if you are, if you is this for a
pet funeral home or a person funeral home? Because my
I understood it as a person funeral home. And if
you're expecting to get aunt June and you're getting you know,

(23:44):
spot instead, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I didn't read the story.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Or in this case, you need enough animals to make
up a full aunt June.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
You're getting like maybe a small farm. You don't know
about it. How do you decipher it? Isn't your ashes?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
All right, that's a good point. Yeah, do you go this?
This has a caller? It right?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Is that a Paul Papa didn't have a canine?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Not like that?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Pope Leo trading card has already outsold one of the
most popular basketball players of all time.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Catholics are a big deal. Yeah, kind of a big population.
I didn't know that they had trading cards. But what
else be like, hey, I'll trade you Pope John Paul
for I think this one's a little bit different because
his connection to Chicago and the Socks and the Bears,
like he's a big sports fan. Fair there's a great

(24:36):
video circulating of them talking to his brothers, and so
they're interviewing the brother after he gets named the Pope.
This is so awesome and and he goes, oh, he's
calling right now, and he whatever face times and he
opens it up and he's like, hey, talking to the Pope.
And he's like, he goes, why aren't you answering your phone?

(24:58):
And he goes, I need to let you I know
we're the TV crews here and didn't then you here like,
it's such a great sibling moment, even with the like,
we've never seen anything like that so awesome.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
A man charged after breaking into church while completely naked.
People do weird things in churches lately.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I feel like that's not so an appropriate place. If
you're going to be naked, be naked church. I think
that's the last place you should be naked. I think
he's okay with it. He brought you in this way,
He's okay seen you that way. You weren't born with
clothes on. A man spent nine hundred and forty days
in jail waiting for a trial that never came. This
is why bond is a bad IDEA.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
School district warns kids of the dangers of a senior
assassin game.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Okay, okay, so it's got to be a game where
you kill seniors. Makes no sense, not senior citizens. I
think I know what it is because when I was
doing my remote at Popeyes, like a couple of weeks,
maybe a month ago or something like that, there was
a group of guys that come up and one of
them had those water wings on. You know what I'm saying.

(26:14):
You know that you use for toddlers when they're swimming, okay,
and the other loadies yeah, floaties and and the other
one had a water pistol. And I was like, what
the hell is going on? Is she afraid she's going
to drown in her soup? Why is this happening? And
apparently it's like a high school senior sort of thing.
And if you get caught, if you get shot, squirted, whatever,
you got to take one of your wings off, forget

(26:35):
the whole Brady explained it to me, and I was like, okay,
I've seen this on TikTok ely, I've seen it happening
on TikTok Okay. Yeah, emulating shooting something is a little
too close to the to the sign.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
I get it, especially in school.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah. A man let snakes bite him two
hundred and two times to help develop anti venom. No, no,
this will do it right. I'm good. I'm good on
all of that.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
It's getting paid for that.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Somebody said, is it snake, Yeah, snake anti venom is
goat's blood. No, it's made from the venom of the snake.
I'm just killing it said, As.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Far as I know, it's always made from the venom
of the snake.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Yeah, United flight attendants keep leaving passengers asleep on empty
planes airline warrants. This is a safety risk in federal violation.
You aren't supposed to sleep on planes. That that is true,
really not like not at all. You're supposed to stay
wide awake. If you're going to I don't know China
and it takes twenty four hours to get there, you

(27:43):
can't sleep at all? Yeah, that is it.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Can't sleep you're not supposed to. People do all the time.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah, you know they should at least wake them up
when the plane lands.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Hey man, you want to break the rules, it's on you, right.
I can't believe they don't how deep of a sleep
or are you on a plane?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
I get like in your bed end of the day. Yeah,
but you're on a plane.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Just and there's some people that take drugs to knock
come out. They don't want to fly, they don't fly.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Sure a hard to drive to China, then don't.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Go to China.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Well but I have business there?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Then don't have business there. You make choices.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
You you you are a part of the outcome. See
that's all more reason to keep it American.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Yeah, but it's I mean, how hard is it to
just you have to check the plane anyway.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
You wake up call.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
But they go through and they make sure everyone's luggage
is off and out of the carry on.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I don't know if that's and then if they do,
it's after the people are out.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I think that it's they it's easily done to say hey,
wake up.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
This we're here. I know this is gonna be a
giant news flash to you and maybe some other people.
Flight attendants aren't your servants.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
No, but they do work for the airline and they're
in charge of the planes. Like, come on, it feels
like that's something that.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
They would do, should be in their job requirements to
wake people are.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Just like if a child falls asleep on a school bus.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
This is your different apples and oranges.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I'm gonna go out there on a lemon and say.
Flight attendants are kind of your servants. They're there to
make sure you get your peanuts and your sodas or cottonnails.
They're also there to make sure you get a blanket
or pillow. You know, they're they're literally there to serve.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
You and duct tape the unruly and duct.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Tape the unruly.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Absolutely Airbnb owner surprises couple leaves dog with spiritual needs
and detailed care instructions on site.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Oh god, so rude.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
We're gonna be entrepreneurs. We're gonna open an Airbnb empire
and also a dog adoption group. Study says psychopaths are
more attractive. I mean, look at American psycho man Christian
Bale is pretty hot in that one sure bar appears
to call underage drinking bust. Quote are nine to eleven.

(30:07):
We want to hear from you. What's an adult problem?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Nobody prepared you for a case of fiftieth anniversary mill
like could be yours BMMS and what that is? To
eight two, nine, four five.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
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Speaker 1 (30:19):
And it's time for freaking a Friday.

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mill like Dan is on, Hey.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Buddy, how are you?

Speaker 9 (30:30):
I'm coming about yourself?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Good?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Wow? Dan?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
What is an adult problem? Nobody prepared you for?

Speaker 9 (30:40):
How little I would want to be around other humans?
Because humans suck?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Not all of it.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I think a lot of them do.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Some are okay?

Speaker 9 (30:54):
Well, I know I suck and that's just factual. Sometimes
I just don't want to human. Bet I do anyway,
and people come up to you and then they start
telling you about their life, and it's like, did I
ask you to tell me all of your problems when
I've got my own and I'm not trying to be
an a hole. It's just like real man, and why

(31:20):
everybody got a cup and attitude at the time?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
What are they doing right now.

Speaker 9 (31:27):
To say it?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah? No, listen, I hear you. Here's a philosophical question.
Do you think they're the problem or you're the problem?

Speaker 9 (31:35):
I think it's a little bit of bold.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Yeah, you might, you might be onto something. Yeah, I
like to always go with this theory. Uh, some of
us are trying, not all of us, but some of
us are facts. Yeah right, Printer, All right, GiB you
go ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get.

Speaker 10 (31:54):
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you for winning a case of fiftieth anniversary Miller Lite
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prepared you for the case of fiftieth anniversary of Miller?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Like could be yours?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Answer the question via text BMMS whatever that is to
eight two nine four five, lindsay, what's an adult problem
nobody prepared you for?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
When you have a good chunk of money finally saved up,
only to have a large appliance in your home go out,
like your air conditioning or a pool pump or your
water heater.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
So you're saying like you were never told out to
save money.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yes, yes, for something like that, Like you think, oh,
you're good, and then boom that happens and you have
to pay for it and that's a bummer. Or maybe
your child gets hurt and has to go to a
hospital out of state, out.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Of network, got emergency for us.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Marcus was eleven and sliced open his foot when he
was in the Upper Peninsula and had to go to
the emergency room and get stitches, and that hospital bill
cost more because we were out of network than what
it did to have twins in the hospital.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Yes, it costs six figures.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
No, but I mean with my insurance. I had an insurance.
So but it was about twelve almost thirteen thousand.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Dollars out of you're out of pocket.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
For him to have because he had to go into
an out of network emergency room for what stitches?

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Stitches were?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
How much almost thirteen grand was the bill?

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Stitches were thirteen grand?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yep, A bill was like I think twelve thousand and
seven something.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Did you ever pay it? Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah over time? Yeah? Sucked.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Well, there's this theory that I am not a financial
advice giver. I'm not your financial advice giver. This is
proceed with caution. But they say that let it go
to collections, and then once they try to collect the
money from you, tell them to provide the bills, which

(35:34):
they can't because of hippo laws. They can't then bother
you about the bill anymore. I don't know if that's true.
I'm not somebody who tests stuff like that, right. Was
it that big of a gash you couldn't just like
super grew it back together.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Gat it was big. It was that big of a
gash because Kevin exactly would have done that, That's exactly
he's like. He even looked at his buddy who he
was with, and he said, yeah, we can't is this
Can we handle this? They were like, no, we can't.
He's got to go.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
How many stitches?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Eleven?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Can you buy like a medical grade stapler? You don't
talk about they used.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I'm sure you can, you know, because that'd be awesome
to have on hand for instances like that.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well, just give me your foott chunk, chunkunk.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
How old was he?

Speaker 3 (36:20):
He was eleven? And not only that, he didn't have
like a tetanis shot. And where what he had gotten
sliced on was he had walked outside and there was
a rusty door that had he had walked under, it
sliced his foot open.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
So that makes my tank tingle. Just think right, yeah,
your foot getting like come on, that sucks. Yeah, you
don't want super glue there no the breeding ground for
germs and stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
You want it cleaned out?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
No better than duct tape, I guess.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
But sure it left a really cool looking scar though,
on the top of his foot. It almost looks like
horns down.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Oh it wasn't. The bottom of his foot was the
top of the top.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
How did he cut the top of his foot?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
The screen door was slammed, it closed.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
On his foot, got it.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, and he didn't have his barefoot and he was barefoot.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
That's why you always wear shoes or crocs. See if
he was wearing his crocks, no problems. All that door
would have been done for.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
And you won't today. You won't see him without his
crocks on.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
It makes sense.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, you learned, but you want your feet connected to
the earth man. Not enough kids walk around will barefoot anymore.
We need to be grounded. Thanks hippie coorbs dude.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
A lot of people think a lot of people think
you got to be barefoot like as a kid. His
same principle is like getting you know, kids need to
be around dirt more build immunity. Sure, eat all the
dirt you want, but leave your shoes on. Right where
I'm at, where we are giving away beer for frigging
a Friday. What's an adult problem? Nobody prepared you for?

(37:56):
Bmmss and what that is to eight two, nine four
five can be the fact that the weekends are not
long enough. You know, as a kid, you go to
school and that's about it. You go to school Monday
through Friday. You get off, you can get out of school,
you play around or whatever. The weekends come and it

(38:16):
seems sometimes maybe as a kid, is I was a
kid or whatever, it just it was a good amount
of time.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
But as an adult, it's got dang weekends fly by.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Right. We get out of work on a Friday and
the next thing you know, it's Sunday night, and we
gotta go to bed and we gotta get up and
go to work into god dang morning. I am a
big proponent of a four day work week.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I'm all for it.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
You know, I think three days weekends would be a
lot better than just the quick two days that just
fly by. Like we've got one coming up for Memorial
Day weekend, right, holiday, that's a good amount of time.
The three days off, you got plenty of time to relax,
do what you need to do, have some fun. But
it just whatever reason, it just seems like Saturday and

(39:01):
Sunday like, okay, we work all day on Friday. Ultimately
you only get one frigging day to enjoy. You've got Saturday,
and not everybody gets to enjoy a Saturday. Sometimes you've
got stuff to do, whether you know you're mowing lawn,
running airn's, getting groceries, you know, taking kids to you know,
soccer games or whatever the hell it is. But you

(39:22):
really only have one day to enjoy. So if you
think about it, yeah, you've got Saturday and Sunday. But Sunday, well,
you gotta get ready for work the next day. You
can't really have yet, Tony on a Sunday, you know,
I mean you can, but you feel it the next day.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Like Sunday Funday's a hoax, exactly.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Sunday Funday. Whoever made that crap up? You know, there
ain't nothing fun about a Sunday. I think the people
who were like, I'm not gonna let Sunday be dark
and be this day I have to I can't enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Those are the people that made Sunday Funday.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Sure, I guess the ones that don't worry about, Hey,
I gotta get up the next time, day earlier, whatever.
And I'm not saying that all Sundays are horrible. Yeah, sure,
you get up, you make some coffee, you might even
do some grilling or something, but come, at least in
my circle anyway, come about five o'clock, you know, four
o'clock on a Sunday afternoon, it's winding down. It's like

(40:18):
I can't do anything anymore because I've got to I've
got to get in that mind frame for work the
next day, you know. So it's just like nobody told
me that the weekends were gonna fly by like this too.
Observations one, Why do people have that mentality on a
Sunday night when they'll go out during the week and
stay up late. I don't know. That's been weird to

(40:40):
me as well, because if you're gonna go out during
the week, what's the matter if you stay up or
do whatever on Sunday. And I'm curious to what your
idea of enjoying it would be like when you say
you can't enjoy Sunday because I feel like going all
day and hanging out and partying or driving or doing
whatever till five feels like a pretty fulfilling day. It
can be. It can be, but again, you can't like

(41:03):
on a Saturday, people want a Friday. In a Saturday,
it's known for people to go out and probably stay
up later on than they would on a Friday or
Saturday because they don't have that obligation of having to
get up and go to work the next day, right,
So you may stay out and hang out with your friends,
or go to the bar, go to late night movies
or whatever, and not go to bed until, you know,

(41:23):
eleven twelve one in the morning. So that effect on
a Friday or a Saturday, because because you don't have
to worry about getting up the next day, you can
sleep in a little bit, you know. But on Sunday
you're like, I mean, sure, I could stay out until
eleven o'clock at night and hanging out with my friends
and having a great time, but I'm gonna be feeling
it the next day, you know. So I think it's

(41:46):
with the Friday and Saturdays, you don't have that obligation
of having to get up the next day. You have
more freedom. You can sleep in a little bit longer
without the repercussions if you sleep in on a Monday,
but you're gonna be late for work and your boss
is gonna be passed, And that's kind of that's what
I feel.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I also feel like it's not just work, though. I
think people also worry about the fact that I got
to go back to adulting all week. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Yeah, that's another good point there. You know, you get
you get those two days the Friday and Saturday, to
just kind of willy nilly and do whatever you want.
You know, it's like, finally I'm broken from these chains
for a day and a half and then oh yes,
I put the cuffs back on.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Okay, what's an adult problem? Nobody prepared you for?

Speaker 2 (42:30):
A case of fifty of the anniversary Millianite could be yours,
get yours to us BMMS and whatever that is to
eight two nine four five. Uh. The adult problem nobody
prepared me for was deciding which HSA PPO O PO
LPO in network, out of network, dental vision? Do I
should I deductible? How much do I put in healthcare?

(42:53):
Deciding decisions that That's the truth. That was the adult
problem nobody prepared me for. I could come up with
a gazillion of these, but nobody prepared me for how
do you know which one? By the way, you get
to make the decision once and if you lose your job, aha,
jokes on you. Yeah, we're going cobra whatever and usually
what happens is about midway through the year, you go, man,

(43:16):
I should have picked the BBBO instead of the a ZZO,
and then come August or October you forget that.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
And you don't get to change it.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Amen.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
That is the thing that nobody prepared me for was
to understanding how medical expenses work, and maybe they were
different growing up. And then there's a knock on my parents,
like I don't I'm confident they did the best they could,
all right. But I remember the first time getting a
full time job psyched here's your salary of twenty one

(43:49):
thousand dollars in Kansas City at our major radio station,
and I was like, yes, I have so much money,
and them go all right, now, let's go over your insurance.
Which plan do you want? And I was like, I
don't know what you're saying right now. The one that
I can go to the doctor for free hah. There
isn't one that exists like that here. And I was like,

(44:13):
what do most people get? And they said this one.
I went okay. Didn't know there were different levels, didn't
know there was different ways to do it. Didn't know
I could get an HSA and the company would give
me four hundred dollars at that time give me. I
didn't know that, and why would they tell me that.

(44:33):
They then don't have to give me four hundred dollars, right,
Oh my gosh. Yeah, insurance is the worst many absolute work.
You pay for it, you pay for it. You may
not even use it, but you're still paying for it.
And do you get anything back at the end of
the year after dumping all that money into it and
not using it. Hell no, I hear you.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Valid point. Lindsay's point valid.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
But it's also pretty nice when you get a surgery
in February and now every bill I have going forward
seven dollars, right, it is kind of awesome. Yeah, yeah,
after you meet that deductible. Yeah, I can understand as
someone who doesn't like to going to the doctor thinks
it's a waste of money. As someone who goes to
the doctor, it feels like a giant benefit. It could

(45:18):
be better one hundred percent. As Lindsay pointed out, I yes,
it is a pain in the ass, but also it's
pretty nice when I get that two dollars X ray bill. Yeah,
because I've already met my deductible in February. I thought
about that like when I broke my leg slipping on

(45:38):
a smallest patch of ice in the parking lot. You know,
because I met that happened to January, met my deductible
in January, and I was like, what hell, I should
just go ahead and get everything done now since it's
already met, you know, but I didn't or whatever, But
it makes sense now, sure have a major surgery at
the beginning of the years. Yes, just to make your

(45:59):
deduct Excuse me, doc, can you pencil me in? Take
my appendix out. I know I don't need it removed,
but I mean, I'm not gonna beat that deductible. I'm
not a believer in planning those, but I am a
believer when that life moment happen, you gotta manage. This
is a game of chess. Life is a game of chess.
And I think that when you have those moments happen,
then you go what else do I need done? Right now?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I can be like, Okay, this is the time to
do that. That is my opinion on it.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
BMMS. And what is an adult problem nobody prepared you for.
We're giving away beer for people that text in, and
we pick your text get you on the air, you'll
get a case of fiftieth anniversary Miller Lite.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
We'll take a break and we'll be back.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
Tell USA's Morning Show is coming right back, the Big
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
So, what's an adult problem? Nobody prepared you for it?
Let's go to the phones, and Brandon's been waiting. Hey Brandon,
how are you?

Speaker 11 (46:54):
I'm doing great, guys.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (46:57):
What's an adult problem? Nobody prepared you for.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Losing my parents?

Speaker 11 (47:03):
I'm forty eight. I loft my dad about twenty three,
twenty four years ago, my mom about four years ago.
And you know, growing up, those are your confidants. Those
are the people you can go to when you make mistakes,
you need guidance, you need this, or you need that.
And yeah, nobody, nobody prepares you for that.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I think a lot of people would agree with you
on that. Two questions. One was it easier when your
mom died or was it harder? Because you you know, before,
when your dad died, you were like, oh, I still
have my mom, and when your mom died you didn't
have that.

Speaker 11 (47:31):
Well, I'm gonna get a little personal here. My dad
wasn't the greatest.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
You know, my mom and dad had a really bad,
really bad.

Speaker 11 (47:38):
Rely, when my dad died was kind of bittersweet, but
it did prepare me for my mom, who's continued living
another sixteen years later. And yeah, we made sure she
passed away peacefully and she was happy. And but yeah,
when one passes, it definitely prepares you for the other one.
But you know, when they're both gone, you have nobody
to go to.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
That's tough. Are you an only child? No, sir?

Speaker 7 (47:59):
Old to seven?

Speaker 11 (48:00):
Okay, seven, I've got six brothers and sisters, yes, sir.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Wow, congratulations on that. I'm sure at times it doesn't
feel like congratulations. But yeah, that's that's a duet.

Speaker 11 (48:10):
You know what it also preferred me for it too,
would be a great grandparent now too. So I've got
three grandkids and I'm not doing things and experiencing things
that my parents unfortunately could not.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
So yeah, bitter sweet, hold on, how old are you?

Speaker 11 (48:24):
I'm forty eight.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
And a great grand parent.

Speaker 7 (48:29):
No, no, no, not great grandparent, just a grandparent.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Oh, he's just a great great as a descriptive like
a good grand Okay, yeah, I am.

Speaker 11 (48:36):
A great grandparent.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
There you go. Well, you said great grandparent. I was like,
do you have your kids have had kids.

Speaker 11 (48:42):
No no, no, no, no god no.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Okay no, that's that feels a little less stressful for me.
Uh all right, Gimpy go ahead and tell him exactly
what he's going to get. When Cobbin was younger, they
never told him that the attic floor may be able
to hold you as a kid, but when you're an
old tobago ear gonna fall through. Here's a case of
fifty of the anniversarymailer light back to you, guys, average, Hey,

(49:06):
hang on the line so Gimpy can get your info. Okay,
pro I appreciate you. Let's see what Gimpi has in
his four by four. Oh coleb And it says here
that Florida becomes the second state to ban flooride. Governor
DeSantis signed the legislation known as the Florida Farm Bill yesterday.

(49:27):
Now it doesn't mention the word fluoride, but bans it
by not allowing the use of certain additives in a
water system. The band goes into effect July first. Utah
became the first state to ban the chemical compound from
the public water in March. This is wild to me.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I feel like this might be a little bit of
a in coots with the dental industry. Yeah, that's why they.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Put flooride and you and your water makes your teeth strong,
Sure it does, or dumbs you.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Well, you're about to find out in Florida, all.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Right, bunch of toothless floor idiots out there, that wouldn't
be a far stretch from what's already wouldn't be amazing.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I like, they take it out and then like nothing
weird ever happens there again, Right, Florida a normal state.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
I will gladly go I was wrong. I guess we'll
have to find out after July first, and see what happens.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
What else we got here?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
HHS to stop recommending COVID shots for children and pregnant women.
The Trump administration is reportedly planning to stop recommending routine
COVID shots for children and pregnant women. A report in
the Wall Street Journal says that the Department of Health
and Human Services is expected to remove the CDC recommendations
when it launches new guidelines for approving vaccines. The CDC

(50:43):
currently recommends that everyone six months and older receives the
VID vaccine, including pregnant women. The Supreme Court hearing arguments
on nationwide injunctions. The Supreme Court seems poised to hand
President Trump bade partial victory. The justices heard arguments in

(51:04):
Trump's attempt to end birthright set of citizenship. Court insiders
say while most of the justices seemed opposed to end it,
the conservative majority seemed inclined to hand the White House
what it really wanted, a legal remedy to reign in
judges who have halted Trump's policies regarding immigration, the EI initiatives,

(51:24):
and cutting federal spending. Conservative Justice Samuel Alitol said the
problem is that there's a six hundred and eighty there
are six hundred and eighty district court judges who have
the quote disease of thinking that I'm right and I
could do whatever I want. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
And then lastly, here, Emirates Global Aluminum is investing four
billion dollars in new Oklahoma aluminium production plant. The Emirates
Global Illuminum or EGA, announced that they're planning to invest
four billion dollars to create a new Prime Are aluminum
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(52:05):
Stitt and the Oklahoma Department of Commerce announced the investment yesterday,
explaining the project is expected to create one thousand direct jobs,
eighteen hundred indirect jobs, and enhance Oklahoma's ability to create
additional manufacturing jobs. EGA is the world's largest producer of
premium aluminum, and the Oklahoma facility is set to be

(52:26):
the first new primary aluminum production plant built in the
US in forty five.

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All right, let's do Taser Time trivia.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
This is where we get shocked if we get an
answer wrong to one of three questions. Are all three
questions you get shocked three times. These are questions provided
by the three of us. You might get your question.
That doesn't guarantee you won't get shocked, though. Last person
to go last previously was Gimpi, And so he's gonna
draw first to see who will be going first in
Taser Time trivia. So who wants to first?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I'll let Lindsey shock you list she can give you
the shocker.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Okay uh. And the way this works is the shockers
getting attached. Ever realized your legs are so god dang, Hary,
does you're not hair? Yeah? I don't shave my legs.
I don't shave my legs either, but mine aren't like
a wild bush like that. But I guess I've never
really seen. I guess because I'm a man. Is that

(54:14):
a shot in my manhood?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I don't. You've got more hair on your chin than
I have on my legs, So I don't know what
you're got it. That's where he goes, right, Yeah, I
don't know what you're talking about, right, because I'm a
real man, real man girl face.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
There's a couple of guys that I roll with and
they shave, and I'm like you, is it weird toast
a smooth legs?

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Yes, it's even weird probably when it's grown starting to
grow back.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
That's what I'm talking about. Most guys don't ship when
that do shave. Do not shave every day, not just
their legs, their arms, right, Really they try to go faster.
Are they professional swimmers or no? They're trying to look
more muscular.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
No, no, whatever, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Anyhow, Moving on, and shall we CORMN you're ready? Yes?
All right? First question here? What does the acronym you
r L stand for? What does the acronym you are
L stand for?

Speaker 1 (55:14):
We're talking about the World Wide Web and U l
U r L stands for Universal rah look Up, Universal
real look Up, Universal relay, Universal row look up universal

(55:46):
something look up, I'm gonna go universal romo numeral Universal,
I'm gonna go relay universal relay look up. Final answer.
What does the acronym you r L stand for? You said, universal?

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Look up?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
The answer is uniform resource Locator.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yeah, that makes more sense. That tracks for sure. The
hell is he going with this? Yeah? All right? Question
number two, get a good one down here at the boom. Yeah,
because we had to sweat all right, Corbyn. Who is
known as the greatest of all excuse me, the greatest

(56:38):
of all time in boxing? Who was known as the
greatest of all time and boxing? Muhammad Ali? Final answer?
Who's known as the greatest of all time in boxing?
You said, Muhammad Ali? The answer is Cassius Clay. It
is Muhammad Al.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
I was like, which is also Cassius Clay Muhammad Ali?

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah? I was like, all right, well, good job.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Many get them on the third one one for one.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
You and your hairy legs. Let's see what we got here.
Trick joke is on you. I'm actually not getting shot
because there's so much wool on my legs. All right,
it's like, wait here in a cable knit. This one's
right up your Alley Corbyn. Which Disney princess, which princess
as a tiger? Which Disney princess has a tiger?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Now we know that Elsa doesn't have a tiger, frigid bitch.
We know that the Little Mermaid doesn't have a tiger.
They're not real good swimmers. No, and uh, I was
gonna name all these other princesses, but to be honest,
I don't know if they're all princesses.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Like snow White ain't a princess no, because she has
to wait for a prince to kiss her. True, but
he does at the end. It gives her a little smooches,
but she's she's not a princess at the high Would
Cinderella be a princess? No, because the same thing she's
waiting becomes a princess, I guess. But so these are
bitches that are already princess. Again, this is why I'm

(58:09):
gonna stop doing it, because I don't know fair enough
which princess Disney princess has a tiger. One of my
favorite Disney movies always you were born a street Rats,
You'll die a street rat. That's Princess Jasmine. Final answer, Well,
which Disney princess has a tiger? You said, Princess Jasmine,
and the answer is Jasmine. So it's on the paper. Thanks. Thanks,

(58:37):
all right, So the next person that's gonna go, there's
really only one or two choices left, and it's gonna
be gimpy. All right, I'm not last this time. Uh so,
why don't you hand out to me? There you go,
and while he's getting set up there, we want to
know what's an adult problem nobody prepared you for?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Oh yeah, I mean, if you want to leave it
there in shock all day long.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
I to it. What's an adult problem Nobody prepared you for?
A case of fiftieth anniversary Miller like could be yours?
Bmmss and what that is to eight two nine four five.
Don't sell yourself short. You're trying with your hairy legs.
I'm giving it my best. They're not near as harry
as yours, but you know, oh yeah, all right? Question one,
all right?

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Question one? What Disney classic does the character Claude Frolo
take center stage?

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Clad Frolo? Who the hell is Claude Frolo? What Disney classics?
So you're looking for the name of a movie Claude Frolo.
I've never heard that name Crawd Claude Frolo before. How
long does a movie have to be out for it

(59:50):
to be considered classic. That's a good question, because Toy
Story is over twenty years old, all right, wow, And
if you're going by automobile status, it would be a classic,
right or music? Right exactly?

Speaker 11 (01:00:01):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
God Smack, five Finger Death Punch considered classic rock? Now,
bunch of Claude Frolo?

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
What Disney classic? Does the character Claude Frolo take center
stage for the record?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Toy Story's thirty years old? Damn damn clawde Frolo, Claude, Claude, Claude?
What was this stupid snowman's name? And Frozen was it
Claude Frolo? I don't know. I've never seen Frozen before.
I don't know, And I'm prepared to get zapped on this,

(01:00:36):
and I'm just gonna go with Frozen because i was
the first one that popped into my mind. There was
another one where it's like taking place in Louisiana or whatever,
but I can't remember the name of that movie. So
I'm gonna go with Oh God, this is gonna hurt
if I jump around too much. My balls are pretty
good considering from last year. Oh we got whatever? Still

(01:01:00):
still a little tender. That's kind of where yah yeah yeah,
so yeah, Frozen.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Final answer, what Disney classic does the character Claude Frolo
take center stage? You say Frozen, and the correct answer
is the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Who the hell is Claude fro Wow, bitch?

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Bad Land's a little different when you don't have as
much testicle there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Huh right, it's just kind of moves together. I'm like, oh,
still sensitive. Fun fun fact. Never seen quasi moto. So yeah,
the Hunchback of Notre Dame. I I don't think I
have either. I'm gonna have to look.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I don't even know if it's on Disney Plus. Really
it would be worse because there's some movies they've pulled,
really the classics.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Yeah, like Song of the South and stuff like that. Yeah,
I've never seen that one. It's not good. It's an
old ass Disney movies. Racist.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Well, you got a fifty to fifty shot at this one.
True or false? Okay, ah, fun, you cannot burp in space?
True or false?

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
Huh You can't. I mean, your body is expelling gases.
What's going to keep it from coming out? And if
you can't burp in space, you can't fart in space.
What how do you connect those two? Because it's all
gas coming out of it, right, It's all gas coming
out of your body, right, And smart fart took the

(01:02:36):
elevator and that's your burp, right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
No, yeah, nope, that's not how it works, dude, I
think that's how it works. You think of burp is
the same gas as fart.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
It's close and the only reason it smells so bad
is because it's got to go through the tubes that
causes all that. No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
They are not the same at all, completely different created gases.
Not burp in space. Say it again, just to make
sure I'm right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
True or false?

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
You cannot burp in space.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
You cannot burp in space? Uh im so space zero gravity.
That's the only thing I know about space. And apparently
if you go up there just a little bit for
a little bit of time, you consider yourself an astronaut.

(01:03:31):
You cannot burp in space. You can't. You can't. I
don't see any reason why you can't, because, like it again,
it's just air coming out of your body. So if
you can't burp in space, let's say you have some
really you know, gassy space food while you're up there.

Speaker 8 (01:03:53):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
It's all processed so right, and so there's a good
chance you're gonna have to toute or you're gonna have
you're gonna have to burp or something, and people would
be all fat and bloated, and it would be the
loudest burp ever when they finally came back to Earth.
Idan like the burp that's hard around the world. I feel.

Speaker 12 (01:04:14):
Anyway, I'm gonna say it's fifty to fifty shots. So
if I get shocked, I get shock. I want to
say false, I believe you can burp in space.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Final answer, Okay, true or false?

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
You cannot burp in space. You say false, and the
correct answer is true.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
This says, yes, you can burp in space, but it's
not the same as on Earth. On Earth, when you burp,
the gas comes up and the food stays down because
gravity helps you keep the food in your stomach. But
in space there's no gravity, so the food and gas
float around together in your stomach. If you try to burp,
you might burp up food too, like a mini throw up.

(01:05:00):
It's called a wet burp, which is also a movie
Lindsay will promote at nine. So astronauts trying not to
burp unless they really have to. Burping in space is
risky business, so you can actually do it. There's a
risk to it, but we gotta go with what's on
the pave. So the I think where the confusion is
is you think you have no control over burps, right,

(01:05:22):
and I think there's gas leakage and the muscles and
the explanation they gave so you can control and not burp. Okay,
I guess, Fine, give me the damn third question so
we can move on. Was it with quasi moto? Oh yeah, fine,

(01:05:44):
take the sum bitch off of me. I don't want
to go another round anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
No, that was only two.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
I've already taken it off. I'm not putting it. Just
put it around your neck, it's fine. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
We had THEO the claude, and then we had the
burping one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
So okay, I'm not ready yet.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
But yeah, right, Well, because I guess I don't know why,
because I guess it took so long. Lindsay's read the questions.
She's already annoyed, so it means it's gonna be something
like what your motorcycle does, Gimpie drive? Why not put
that in that question because there's more than one, right,
all right? Third and final question for Gimpy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Name the pint sized yellow sidekicks indespicable?

Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
Me?

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Let me get the choker ready, pint sized your little sidekicks? Banana?
The claw? No, those are the aliens, right? You know?
The claw? I love. There's a there's a video out
there a guy opens up a dumpster and there's like,
I don't know, at least forty raccoons in the bottom

(01:06:52):
of this dumpster and they all look up and then
you hear the claw anyhow, Minion's final answer or the
Minions final answer?

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
Name the pint size yellow sidekicks indeespicable? Me? You say Minions? Minions?
Is the correct answer? Nicely done?

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
All right, we gotta take a break. We're giving away beer.
What's an adult problem? Nobody prepared you for? Case of
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Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
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(01:07:53):
for the Shocker. Yep, oh yeah, okay, And so here
is your first question, hung there seems to be a theme. Oh,
which Disney animated Undersea movie features the Evil Manta? Which
Disney Animated under Sea movie features Evil Manta?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
Evil Manta? The only evil under sea I can think
of is the Little Mermaid? Final answer?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Which Disney Animated under Sea movie features Evil Manta? You
said the Little Mermaid? The correct answer we'll have to
debate to see if you got it right is the
Little Mermaid too. There's a sequel. I didn't know that
either sequel. I didn't know that either. Okay, okay, I

(01:08:51):
mean technically it has to be what's on the paper,
and she got most of it, right, But we're all
stunned that there's a sequel to Little Mermaid.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
It probably didn't do well, probably sucked because of the
Evil Manta.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Uh So, hold on there before you click it, because
I would have if there's no If there's the characters
in both, then I think it doesn't matter if it's
Little Mermaid two. Okay, well, yeah, you're gonna have probably Aeriel.
But didn't the evil Witch what's her name again, Ursula?
Didn't she die at the end? Yeah? They killed that

(01:09:24):
bitch of at the end of the first Little Mermaid,
I think, which makes sense if there's a new one
called Evil Manta. They're like a new evil has to
rise up out of the bottom of the ocean to
be the new bad guy. Yeah. I don't know if
there's a two. I've never really there definitely is one
in twenty twenty three, okay, but that was like live

(01:09:48):
action remake or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Okay, two thousand, the Little Mermaid two returned to the sea.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
With cast looking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
I don't see an Evil Manta.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
What you got there? We're just google Evil Manta and
see what comes up out of that, I guess. Okay, yeah, okay,
hold on, man, evil mantas just Manta is a major
antagonist who appears in d Disney's TV series The Little Mermaid.

(01:10:28):
Although it's unknown how old he is, he's believed to be.
It doesn't say anything about a movie. I'm gonna have
to say, Lindsay doesn't get shocked on this because the
I don't know who's whose this is. I don't know
whose question this isn't mine? Probably mine, who knows. But

(01:10:48):
it doesn't look like there is an evil Manta or
Manta in the Little Mermaid to return to see. And
I'm going back to The Little Mermaid, the original one
from nineteen eighty nine. I can't believe that was an
eighty nine movie. I thought it was always nineties, Like really, Yeah,

(01:11:11):
keep in mind Toy Story came out four years after this,
kag Yeah, but I'm looking. I'm looking Ursula, Flounder, Scuttle, Triton, Grimsby, Seahorse.
I do not see a Manta, okay man Manta ray, Yeah,
it's it's not on here, so it's definitely not in one.

(01:11:32):
And she said one. I'm sorry, I'm thinking out loud. Yeah, no,
she didn't say one. It's not in one. It's not
in two. Listen she said one. Uh huh, she said,
let me, I'm sorry. You said the Little Mermaid.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Right right, right, But what's on the paper is the
Little Mermaid team.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
But it doesn't exist, right Apparently somebody thinks it does somewhere,
because that's how the question was come up with. I'm
okay with letting her slide on this one, okay, but
if she miss is the next one, I'm shocking her
extra walk. How about this? How about this? We throw
the question out, okay and just ask another one like

(01:12:07):
the question never happened? All right? With that lends all right,
Dan Mulligan is.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Wrong A Mulligan.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Damn you gave it all right. Here we go in
the Little Mermaid too. Not a far jump, not a
far jump. What is the smallest fish in the world?
What is the smallest fish in the world? Oh, my gosh,

(01:12:40):
your fish?

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
I know the smallest okay, so, and I want to
say a minnow, obviously, but no, a minnow is a
minute It's not a full grown fish, right, so.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
Okay, uh.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
But at the same time, nothing else is coming to me.
Could it be? Is a is it a freshwater fish?

Speaker 11 (01:13:27):
Or?

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
So my husband favorite fish is very small, but I
don't think that it's got a very clever name. But
I don't think that is it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
I'm just gonna say a minnow final answer only because
I can't think of anything different.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
What is the world's smallest fish in the world? You said, Minno,
The correct answer is the dwarf fish. That makes sense.
Dwarfs are I was thinking guppy for whatever reason. You know,
But is that a type of fish or is that
like just a baby fish or that? But guppy was
what was jumping up in my head there. Question two,

(01:14:23):
what is the best selling copyrighted book series of all time?
What is the best selling copyrighted book series of all time?

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
You claim to be a reader. I'll say that you
know this. I'm confident you know this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Yeah, I don't think she's got it. I don't think
she's gonna get shocked again.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
No, I don't. I do believe it is the Guinness
Book of World Records. Final answer feels like a.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Question she would ask, right, is it? Your question is
what is the best selling copyrighted book series of all time?
She said, the Guinness Book of World Records. The correct
answer is the Guiness Book of World Records copyright is
where you got it? Right? Because then like the Bible
of the most selling book in the world, whatever, that's

(01:15:19):
what they say. Yeah, but it's not copywritten. But is
it the Old or the New Testament? Question three?

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Oh jeez.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
If a backyard is fifty feet long and twenty feet wide,
how many square feet in the yard? If a backyard
is fifty feet long and twenty feet wide, how many
square feet in the yard?

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Do you know how to get square footage? Lindsay yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Hold on a second. If a backyard is fifty feet
long and twenty feet wide, how many square feet is
in the yard?

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
A thousand? I think it's fifty times twenty. I'm gonna
say a thousand. Final answer.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
If a backyard is fifty feet long by twenty feet wide,
how many feet I'm sorry, how many square feet in
the yard?

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
A thousand? Square feet?

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
You said you said a thousand final answer and the
answer is a thousand? Oh good job? Is that your
question tooh? Was that yours? Hell? I don't know. I
don't remember which ones are weird?

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Are we gonna start putting like designation on them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
For our initial area? Off? So like we know all right,
I would never do a math question.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Oh? Is that the second one? Or that was the
third one?

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
I was technically because she got rid of the first one. No, no,
that was that was our fourth one technically.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Okay, just want to make sure that we're all square,
and I want another opportunity to try to shock again.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
What's an adult problem?

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Nobody prepared you for a case of fiftieth anniversary Miller,
like could be yours.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
We'll take a break and we'll be.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
Back until say, this morning show continues.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Giving away bear because it's freaking a Friday, of course.
What's an adult problem? Nobody prepared you for? Bm a
mess and whatever that is? To eight two nine, four
five and Matt is on the line, Hey Matt, how
are you doing good? How are you good? Matt?

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
What's an adult problem nobody prepared you for?

Speaker 13 (01:17:38):
Hey man, that's just running out of toilet paper and
not having anything on standby. You know, you're get in
a hard position. Uh, you gotta take it, you know,
evasion maneuvers.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
At that point, it's like, what is that step brothers
when he runs out of toilet paper and he's in
the shower, he's got to clean himself with them a
bath rug. Yeah, and then he finally goes and buys
toilet paper and a jump do like eight hundred packs?

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
Yeah paper, so proud.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
How many times does this happened to you before you
realize you had to figure it out?

Speaker 13 (01:18:14):
Oh, I'll say my late teens, early twenty is probably
two or three times it is. That's enough to learn
a good lesson from that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
All right, I'm going to go ahead and tell him
exactly what he's gonna get.

Speaker 10 (01:18:26):
Nobody prepared me as a child for when you turn
a corner and find your girl getting pounded in front of.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
A bus and a micro rally. Enjoy this case of
fifty of the aniversary Miller light bad to you Cool?
Then hang online, Sary, so can you can get your
info and appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Have a good weekend. Listen here, son, There'll be some
point in your life. Well you'll see somebody you thought
you were in a relationship with being treated like they're
a log on a log splitter against a retired bus
made into a tailgating.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Bus, somebody getting delgated.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
And it'll be in that moment you will realize what
you need to do is grab the other person's boots
and throw them in a.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Leg attempt and fail. See here's the problem GIMPI face
probably is I could reach out to maybe grab both
boots with one hand, right, right, goddamn one hand. Gimby's
still getting cursed in more ways, thy won. I just
ain't got the leverage, man, why I was never a

(01:19:30):
discus thrower at rag Hey, you golfer. Gimby hated the
Presidential Test of Fitness test O, son of a bitch,
My mom, this is no lie because they'd make us
go through that and they're like, you gotta do pull
ups and you gotta do push ups, and I'm like, yeah,

(01:19:52):
this ain't gonna work out right. And after so many times,
my mom's like she got pissed and she went up
to the school cursed out. But the god damn principal
and said he is never going to do this goddamn
test ever again. I am tired of hearing about it.
Cussed out the principal, cussed out to coach. Oh, it
was a great day after that. Of course, I was
a single out kid that watched everybody else do it,

(01:20:14):
and they're all pissed off of me. But I'm like, hey,
you don't like it, get yourself a Dilda fist. Come on.
At the time, I can only imagine being like a
pe teacher, and you're just like, I'm just trying to
play parachute, right, nerve war some popcorn, and now I
gotta do this stupid test. And now like, ah, do
I motivate this kid to overcome obstacles, be that beacon

(01:20:38):
of like keep writing Johnny or just going you're right,
it's it's fine. Oh, it gets better, my friend. So
as my mom is cursing out the principal and coach
Jackson's in there right, and I'll never forget old catfish Jackson.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
He looked at my mod dead in the eye. He says,
I know grown men who can do one armed pull
ups and one arm to push ups. She said, he's twelve. Yeah,
so stupid and schools had to do this. Here's just
some examples why the presidential Fitness Test was so stupid.
It focused on performance, not health. It wasn't about helping

(01:21:15):
kids get healthy. It was about seeing who could do
the most push ups or run the fastest mile. If
they weren't already athletic, you are basically going to fail.
It embarrassed a lot of kids. You had to do
the test in front of your whole class, and if
you struggled, everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Saw you be a pussyp I added that last part.
It didn't teach you anything.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
There was no real lesson about how to stay active
or well, if you think about this, nobody ever teaches
you to do a pull up.

Speaker 9 (01:21:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
No, most people adults I know, don't even know how to.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Do push up right the correct way. It ignored body differences.
What do you think can be that accurate? Yes, no,
one didn't. Not every purple ass up there and do
a pull Not every adults can do it, you idiot, right, right,
And not every kid develops at the same pace or
has the same body type. But the test expected everyone

(01:22:07):
to meet the same standards. It didn't help long term fitness.
Most kids trained for the test took it then went
back to doing nothing. It didn't build habits or interest
in being active. Yeah, it was a shaming test, Yeah,
the presidential shaming test, of course. Of course I was
wondering who came up with the presidential fitness test F

(01:22:30):
and Eisenhower.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Of course I thought it was Ronald Reagan ah Man.

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
It says here the Presidential Physical Fitness Test was not
created by one single person, but rather evolved from efforts
of various individuals and organizations over time. President Eisenhower established
the President's Council on Youth Fitness in nineteen fifty six.
The son of a bitch. Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Of course in the fifties, you know where kids were men?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Sure, do they still have to do it?

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
No, no, they nixed that a long time ago.

Speaker 6 (01:23:05):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
It's not that long ago, just saying all your kids
don't have to deal with and now you're welcome. It's
because me and my mind. So now it's replaced by
the Presidential Youth Fitness Program, which is more about personal
progress and health and not about box bins. Okay, so uh,
I stand corrected. It was Eisenhower was part of it

(01:23:28):
and started all that. But LBJ, mister Lyndon Big Johnson,
launched the Presidential Physical Fitness Test and made it part
of national focus on youth fitness. Boy LBJ just screwing everybody.
Man got Kennedy killed, and now look at what he
doing right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Yeah, but he loved to tell people how well and
doubt he was.

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
So you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
For those whn't remember, it was a one mile walker
run and the goal was to run it as fast
as you can. There's always that one kid that would
spa rent. Oh yeah, I got to show off for everybody.
I'm better than you. Curl ups or sit ups, pull
ups or flexed armhanngs for girls, which technically are not easy.
The shuttle run where you sprint back and forth between

(01:24:13):
two lines picking up blocks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Huh, I blocked that out. I don't even remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
I remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
I've done a lot of boot camps, a lot of CrossFit.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
Thanks. I don't ever remember doing a shuttle run ever. No,
I remember a lot of crab walking, oh yeah, which
was never fun for a.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Guy like yeah, that's a good role.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
I mean, yeah yeah. Sit in Reach, which is a
movie Lindsay promoting about five minutes. You sit with your
legs straight and reach toward your toes on a measuring box. Yeah.
To score to earn the presidential ward, kids had to
score in the top fifteen percent nationally in all five again.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Nationally, and it was super hard for most kids. You
don't say, I don't I remember ever getting the whatever,
the patcher, whatever, it was I every.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Got anything, but I have excuse? What's yours? Yeah, Good
morning Lindsay.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
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Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Good morning Kimpy, Well, good morning Corbin.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
If you're a fan of WWE and you would like
to meet a WWE superstar, Well, I'm gonna be on
a cricket tomorrow and Broken Arrow just right off there
off a Lyn Lane over there by the Hidaway Pizza,
and I'm gonna get you signed up to meet said
WWE superstar in June.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
When we do that, So come on by. I'll be
there from eleven to one. All right, Will and Nelly.
Anything you want to talk about, bring up something new,
go back to something. It's your chance to own the show.
A couple of ways to get your question to us
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Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
I saw this online. Pretty funny. What's the What profession
has the freakiest.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Employees and they can't be in the sex industry?

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
What profession has the freakiest employees cannot be in the
sex industry? Let's clear that up. Obviously, you think pornography?
Do the exotic dancers jumpers count as the sex industry? Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Anything sexual related?

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
So okay? I would even if you work at a
sex store, a store that sells sex aids like Patricia's
or something like that. Yeah, I would say that is
communial locations open Monday through Friday, Saturday, open up earlies
on the weekends in case you want to get for you. Then. Yeah, So, like,
what industry or job has the freakiest employees? I imagine

(01:27:08):
Lindsay's answer is either going to be a non answer,
And I'm not saying you won't. I'm just because I
think guys think about this more often. Right, Yeah, that's fair,
This job has the freakiest employees?

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Ye, like hospitals, nurses the freakest Okay, possibly, yeah, I
think gus fantasize about nurses.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Well, yeah, you thinking about for you don't answer for guys.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
For you, what do you think.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Like from a guy stand, what would be like men
who you are attracted to?

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Firemen?

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
You think firemen are the freakiest employees.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
What did you just say? Hell, yeah, they handle large
hoes exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Yeah, but only every twenty four hours. Yeah right, gimpy.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
I am going to say nurses having day, did one
and know some of them? They are some freaky bitches,
freaky kinky bitches, so hand down the hospital. Hospital wouldn't
be hospitality because that's like, you know, hotel workers and stuff.
So yes, medical field workers. I'm going with.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Hair stylists really used to be in the sex industry, right,
what about.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Apartment managers?

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Missus, miss I think that's a misconception.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Yeah, that's just straight from the videos.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
I recently got a SOT massage from a seventy five
year old man and when none sexy about.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
It, Hey, hey hey hey Elmer has near Elmer Elmer pack.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
It was awesome, man, Yeah, that was. It was one
of the weirdest, like there was no like lit candles
or any of that stuff. You get a massage, of
course not. He did pressure point massages, so like digs
his hand like into your shoulder and waits for the
muscle to like, Oh, it was.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
Amazing, yeah, but painful, right, I don't think so. I
mean a one at some point I feel like it hurts,
and then it starts to alleviate and feel good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Yeah. I know some people feel that way about massages,
and I'm not saying they're not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I find it quite enjoyable.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Did he have hands like he could crack walnuts with him?
I mean I didn't feel his whole hand like I
don't his hand with I don't remember his hand could
be being completely on my body.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
It was more of like he used a knuckle.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Or his elbow. Yeah, and like it was just fisting
you huh. After physical therapy that was recommended that I
do this to deal with some of the built up
tissue situations, and it was awesome. I could use a
professional massage. I've never had one, and I feel like,
with all the tension that's been in my body for

(01:29:59):
forty four years, it needs to be released somehow. So
hanby one of these days, I just won't go to
like Rainbow Spa or whatever the hell it is that's
in the shopping center next massage, slash donuts, slash pedicures,
slash pickup your dry cleaning. Yeah, somebody texted and said
lawyers are the freakiest, especially after they become politicians. That

(01:30:19):
ain't a lie. Somebody said it, computer guys, I'm gonna
guess you're an it guy. Ain't no one ever said it.
Computer guys are the free I've never heard that nerdiest
for everybody wants their it computer guy calendar, which with

(01:30:41):
a bunch of disk drives. Nope, Oh yeah, I look
at that port baby, Starbucks, baristas, waffle house waitresses, Oh no, no,

(01:31:01):
you might get robbed for real. They need their next picks.
Nobody's like, ah, I'm just gonna be a waffle house
waitress till I can get on my feet. No, no
one says that or aspires to be one. If you
had a signature platter at a Mexican restaurant, what would
it be? So the idea you own a Mexican restaurant,

(01:31:22):
you're making a signature platter, what would it be? Lindsay, hmmm, at.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
A waffle house, I'm gonna do probably and panadasa well
kind beef, okay, gimpe I think I'm a huge fan
of a jimmy changa.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
That's all I get every time I go to any
Mexican restaurant, doesn't matter which one it is, I'm getting
a chimmy changa. Here's what I'm doing, though, I am
not putting ground beef in that center a bit at all, whatsoever.
All Right, I'm more of a steak kind of guy.
I don't mind the shredded beef at all, but if
you could throw some fajita meat in there, Like I
went to one not too long ago the day and

(01:32:10):
I was like, this is amazing, and all of them,
they're all gonna be the MACHOs, you know, where you
get two chimmy changas, and here you get your fico
and your sour cream and your guacamali and your beans
and your rice. Because there's some places you get just
a chimmy changa and alls you get is beans and
rice to go with it. That's it, you know what
I mean. So I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do

(01:32:31):
it right. Something about a deep fried burita. This gets
me where I need to go. I'm gonna say taketos
covered in Colorado sauce, which Colorado sauce is like a
red sauce. It's just a little bit chunkier, okay, Nachi
allata sauce, but it's a little chunkier, and you gotta
have rice and beans of course, and then I would

(01:32:52):
then put a side of flower tortillas with it so
you can sop up the rest of the diablo and
beans and together. Okay, I don't hate it. That's what
I would pick. A good question, though I've never we've
never dealt with that, l pastor Jimmy Changa. Really, I
think it's as an alpastory, which is for the meeting.

(01:33:14):
Uh pineapple, which is good. It's real.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
It's real good, man, it's real good.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
If would you rather have to sing everything in meetings
at work or only speak in questions, meeting would never end, right,
I think?

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
I think singing everything in.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Meetings, Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with Lindsay on
that one. Singing everything in meetings I think would be
highly entertaining. I mean, if you ask questions, I'm I
will be saying less than I would have to sing. Okay,
So I feel like asking questions would be better because

(01:33:55):
you know I can go. Is that something we want
to do, and then you have to sing, or somebody
has to seeing the response rather than me being asked that,
and I've got to come up with a song.

Speaker 3 (01:34:07):
But even if you are being asked the question in
a song, you have to answer it with a question.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
Would you rather have a coworker who is always late
or one who never stops talking, one.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
Who never stops talking?

Speaker 7 (01:34:26):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Because one who never I don't. That's what we do
for a living, we talk, So it's really not an annoyance, gibbe,
I beg to differ.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
There's some people out there that I know don't stop
talking at all whatsoever, and it gets annoying ap And
maybe that's because I talk for a living, and I'm like,
I don't want to talk, and I don't want to
hear anybody talk. Do just let me be in silence. However,
I cannot stand an unreliable see you next Tuesday out
with that too much in my life. I ain't dealing

(01:35:02):
with it anymore. So I will gladly let somebody just
jabber jaw all day long, as long as you're on
time and you can get your goddamn work done.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
I don't disagree if you're late.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
I got to cover for you. And if you're talking
that means I'm not that sounds like a better deal.
Yeah that is being late.

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Oh yeah, that'll get me like pissed off every single time.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
If you're gonna be late every day, just don't show up. Well,
the thing is is it feels like I take it
personal when it's not. But I take it personal. Right,
you're absolutely one hundred percent right. You have to pick
up the slack for the person who's not here on time. Uh,

(01:35:49):
what's the best response to fu? So, if someone's mad
at you and they say f you, what's the best response?

Speaker 3 (01:35:57):
Lindsay no, thanks, You're not my type.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
Okay, gimpy? Best response to fu? I'm trying to think
of something clever, but in the end usually it's like,
you know, baloney, but not really blooney. But you know
what I'm trying to say, baloney. But typically if somebody's
like eh, few and I'm like, okay, that's it, that's

(01:36:28):
my best response is just okay whatever. I would probably
look them dead in the eye and go, well, what
are we talking. Let's get into the details here. Before
I agree to this, just try.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
And make it more uncomfortable, which usually sets them off
further right because they don't mean it that way, or
a good laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
I like to laugh when someone tells me that because
I feel like you didn't come up with anything. That's
what you went to, right, Oh, originally a chanced to
really cut me down, and you went with that.

Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
If you had to live the plot of any animated movie,
which one would it be?

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Any animated movie? You know, we were talking about toy
story earlier, and as an only child, I played with
my toys an awful lot. So I'll take the toy story.
I wouldn't mind being the female version of Andy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Jimpy. That's a lot of animated movies out there to
choose from, but I'm going to go with what was
on my what came to mind first, and that's Aladdin
because you get the magic Lamp and the Genie and
the Three Wishes.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:59):
Yeah, good call any Barbie animated movie.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Okay, because they're all cute.

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Yes, and your Ken or would be a Ken, sure,
but we all crumbs.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
Ken doesn't have a penis.

Speaker 1 (01:38:15):
Well, Barbie doesn't have a vagina, so I don't know
what we're talking about. It's also an animated movie.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
Okay, I'd rather be around somebody attractive that I think
is attractive than dolls. True, Jasmine was pretty hot and
I get to fly on a magic carpet.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
Jasmine was probably one of the hottest princess.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
Which is a movie?

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Lindsay did not mention it?

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
Not right?

Speaker 13 (01:38:38):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
What horror movie? Not horror horror movie? Would make a
fun musical.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
A Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy Krueger, they already have.
They already have a song in that movie, so just
add to it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:59):
Okay, the human Centipede, I think would be a great musical.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
Second verse is the one you'd have to watch out for.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
I had already picture a musical of night maree Elm Street,
Marilyn Manson Sweet Dreams in the soundtrack.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
I don't know if it counts as a horror movie.
It's definitely a thriller. Some people call it a suspense
horror movie.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
The Shining. Okay, here's Johnny his persona. It wouldn't be
a far jump for him to, you know, go into
a musical. Yeah, knocking on the doors, beating, you know,
breaking it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Open with an axe, chasing him through the maze.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Yeah, I can see that. Yes, somebody needs to work
on that. Ooh, I'm just saying, don't ruin it all right,
here we go, Mary Bank kill the Nicki version, Nicki Minaj,
Nicki Glazer, and Nicki six, Mary Bank kill Lindsay Man.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Okay, man, that's actually tough. I'm killing Nicki six. I
don't find him attractive at all. Nicki Glazier is funny
and hot. I'm gonna marry her pretty sure. She's I
don't know if she has as much money as Nicki Minaj,

(01:40:35):
but she's got enough money. Uh And Nicki Minaj, I'll
bang her because she's got some hips that don't lie.

Speaker 11 (01:40:46):
Her.

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
She's got a lot of junk in the trunk. She's hot,
but I don't like her voice. So just one and
done deal.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
Give me Yeah, I'm totally banging Nicki Minaj for that
big old donkey butt of hers faux show hundred percent.
Uh I Yes, Nicki Glazier is hilarious, I think, and
she's cute, so I'm totally marrying in that one. And
I'm not down for day sex with nick You know
Nikki six, So sorry, nick you gotta go man. All
though partying with them would be funnymore. I want to say,

(01:41:17):
is a current Nikki six or like back in the
day now. I mean, I think he's been more sober
longer than he has ever not sober like I could
get down. If it was like old Nikki six, like
you know, in his prime, I'd be like, Okay, well
maybe we could get married and we just party our
little asses off. But if it's now, sorry, dude, you're dead,
You're dead. I mean, of the Battle of Nicky's a

(01:41:40):
minaj in six are the most wealthy, Probably six is
the most wealthy, right, And I didn't look him up.
I'm just going off assumption there. I can't imagine Nicki
Glacer has a ton of I mean, I'm sure she's
got it. She does well, and she has built quite
the empire for herself, but not like nick and not

(01:42:00):
like Nicki Minaj.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
So I'm definitely banging Nicki Glazer like.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
I think she's cute. She seems like she would be fun.
I can't imagine dating a comedian is awesome. I think
they've got to be on all the time and everything
has to be funny. I just think they're a little
neurotic and you don't know what's gonna make it into
the show, and so, uh yeah, I think that's a
good one. And then I'm definitely killing Nicki six although

(01:42:31):
he's awesome, I think he's cool, like no, right uh,
and then I'm marrying Nicki Minaj.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
I'll gladly be her number two.

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
She is a tough, strong, business, professional minded woman. She
gets it done at the the way she wants. She
doesn't conform to the female role in a male world
right and she gets it donne. So yeah, glad be

(01:43:00):
her number two. It'll be in the shadows. That's fine.
Will you make your money with that big ass or her?

Speaker 9 (01:43:05):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
Who cares? I'm not some I'm not an ass prude
like big or small.

Speaker 2 (01:43:10):
I don't care who am I?

Speaker 3 (01:43:12):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
All right, we got to take a break. We're giving
away beer. What's an adult problem? Nobody prepared you for
a case of fiftieth anniversary miller like could be yours?

Speaker 6 (01:43:20):
The Big Med Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show
ninety seven kmod.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
Giving away beer. We've been asking people to share with
us what's an adult problem? Nobody prepared you for? Case
of fiftieth anniversary miller like could be yours and Josh
is on, Hey, Josh, how are you man? Good?

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
There were you great? What's an adult problem? Nobody prepared
you for.

Speaker 7 (01:43:48):
Having multiple kids in sports and all the all the
costs and the logistics of it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
I don't know about you, Josh, but when I was little,
I definitely played sports, but I played one sport a
season and played basketball. I never traveled. I played baseball.
We never travel We just played in town at different ballparks.
And now it feels like every kid travels crazy distance.
My kid in third grade traveled an hour away to cheer.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:44:20):
Yeah. My daughter's in fourth and she plays travel softball,
and then my son plays soccer. So I'm on the
softball field and my wife's on the soccer field, so
we're in two different places on same day, and then
we meet up at home in the evenings.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Some of the best videos I've seen on like TikTok
are like baseball coaches are like, all, right, start of
the season, We're gonna start in Mongolia, and then if
we win that game, we're gonna head on over to
Africa and play you know, Canada, and we hit that tournament,
then we go for the weekend. You know, it's crazy

(01:44:58):
how much travel we were.

Speaker 7 (01:45:00):
We're not that bad. We stay within an hour or
two of home, so yeah, it's not too bad. Yeah,
you get you get new jerseys in the spring, and
they outgrow him by the fall, and it's just a
constant rotation of costs.

Speaker 1 (01:45:13):
Yeah, the I have a buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:45:15):
His son played travel baseball from like junior high all
the way through high school. And he bought a fifth
wheel and he would just take it and prop it
up wherever they were, and then in between games or
if it rained, he would just go in there. That's
where they ate.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
He just tried to make his life as comfortable as
possible to Wow, they were traveling.

Speaker 7 (01:45:32):
I'm not that dedicated.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
Yeah, uh, is your kid good though, because it's if
your kid's not good, that's a whole other thing.

Speaker 7 (01:45:41):
Yeah, she's pretty good. That's she's pretty good. And the
whole the team's good and they all, you know, they
all play well together, so it's worth it for us.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
That's good. That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Me tell him exactly what he's going to get.

Speaker 10 (01:45:53):
Nobody prepared Lindsay for the years of pain she would
endure from carrying around those mummy milkers all day.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Have a case with it be of the aniversary Miller
light back to you guys and online friends, so gimpy
you can get your personal info and have a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 7 (01:46:11):
Thanks you guys, to appreciate you man.

Speaker 9 (01:46:13):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:46:14):
Jury duty is one that people text in. Nobody explained
to them the adult responsibility of jury duty. I mean
I don't remember being explained to me, but I believe
in school it was taught to me. Right, they tell
you about you have to do it if you get
called up. Sure I haven't gotten called up.

Speaker 3 (01:46:28):
Yet me either. Kevin's done it once and he thought
it was the best time ever. He loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
So just because you get out of work.

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
No, he loved it. He got to be like the
foreman and he loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
I've never done it. It does sound like a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
I'm not lying.

Speaker 3 (01:46:45):
Yeah, he came home and he was like, I think
I missed my calling. I should have went to law school.

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
Well that's not a jury I know. Another one that
texted how often people lie on their resumes? No one
prepared them as an adulted that one hundred percent. Yeah.
I forget who we had this conversation with, But if
you if you you can just tell people you went
to school somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:47:09):
Sure, there's no way to check.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
Nobody checks. Now if you're a doctor or a high
level position of something, I could see them checking, right,
But no one has ever asked me for my resume,
not once, right. I think like if you have to
have a certificate like doctor or a license or something
like that, yet it's hard to fake that on a resume.

(01:47:32):
But I mean the license, you would assume. You would
assume that they go and check you in the medical
board database for the state. Right you assume, you think,
but that doesn't mean they do. Right, And anybody, I
guess you can print one off, you know, get it
off the internet, put your name in there.

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
Well, who was that doctor death out of Texas who
claimed to be like the back doctor and didn't he
forge most of his education documents.

Speaker 2 (01:47:57):
I think it's different when you have a practice that
people come to and they just believe you, rather than
working in a hospital. I think you're right, but I
think it's a different type of thing. You just assume
because they have a certificate on the wall, or they
open a business that they are I don't think there's
any enforcement agency that goes around and checks doctors to

(01:48:19):
make sure they are doctors. And it's usually a reactionary
based system. So like when someone complains, then I think
they investigate. I don't think the medical board has a
policing if you will agency that goes out there. Another
one classic one I expected to see was checkbook. Nobody
teaches you how to manage a checkbook. Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
We were taught that in school, as was I.

Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
Yeah, I mean we did math, but we were never
taught what to do when like it's off right. We
were given the check book and practiced, but it was
just math. There was never a like, hey, sometimes it's
not going to match. Here's the way to go and
find the air right right, you know. And you could

(01:49:10):
add money situations to a lot of them. How to
handle your four oh one k pretty common thing a
lot of people have nobody really know, Like when is
the right time to move stuff around? How do you
respond when the market responds? Maybe you want a super
slow moving portfolio, or maybe you want to what they
call aggressive. I don't know if it's the right term,

(01:49:33):
but compared to the other it is where you take
a ton of chance. So the up and down. You
see what I'm saying, Like, nobody ever I had to
self teach myself how to manage that.

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
Some other ones that came in is crippling depression. I
mean just mental parts in general. I don't think people
were We've never talked about, like, hey, what you tell
yourself your inner voice is really important? Now, I was
never explained to me, and nobody ever told me that. Like,

(01:50:14):
if you need help with that, good good luck, because
you'll be shamed and the system isn't designed to navigate it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:25):
Here's a great one, how to deal with toxic managers
at jobs, true dads or just toxic people in general. Right, right,
I mean to identify toxic people gas lighters.

Speaker 2 (01:50:43):
You don't know that until it's way too late.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
Another one that somebody text in, how to be a father.

Speaker 2 (01:50:53):
Right. We've talked about this kind of on the air before,
and that is you just father like you were fathered,
right exactly, or you do the opposite, you try to
do the oppice. Yeah, eventually what you know comes out,
what you've been showing comes out. You can be conscious that,
hey I shouldn't hit people, but you may have non

(01:51:14):
physical abilities that correlate with that person that personality, Uh,
having to figure out what's for dinner for the rest
of your life.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
No one told me how hard this would be.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
Yes, you have to do. You gotta think of what
to eat first, you gotta make a list and go
get the stuff. Then you gotta cook it. I don't
know if anybody heard it, but Lindsay's audible side just
a second ago almost overshadowed Gimpie talking. Is it that bad, Lindsay?

Speaker 3 (01:51:46):
Sometimes sometimes it is.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
Sometimes it is how much let's get into this for
saying how hard? How much of that do you think
you're responsible for making it hard?

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
Listen? It was a lot harder when they were a
lot younger, because they were they were a lot pick
here of eaters, so I felt like almost like a
shorthand cook, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
But now it's just and now it's it's harder because
the schedule is so much busier. Everyone's got something different.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
Going on, So it's not about planning dinner. It's just
like what to eat, it's when really it's finding the time. Yeah,
it is hard, that's for sure. I've just accepted it's
it's a challenge and that's the end of it.

Speaker 3 (01:52:31):
And people say like, oh, crock pots, they'll be your
best friend. I'm not a huge fan of crock pop meals.
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:52:38):
I mean, I think crock pop meals have a time
and place, sure, But to eat a crock pop meal
every day I do. It's a lot of food.

Speaker 3 (01:52:48):
Yeah, it's not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
Yeah, it's a lot of shredded chicken, yes, which is
textually so disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:52:56):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Yeah, But planning meals, I think the hard part too
for me in the beginning was trying to please everyone,
and I finally win. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:53:07):
Yeah, no, that's me.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Now, if you don't like it, you'll figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:53:13):
Try it. And if you don't like it, you don't like,
oh you don't want the mushrooms in there, pick them out.

Speaker 2 (01:53:18):
Well, I'll try to appease sure, right, Like, because as
someone who grew up eating, my parents had bell pepper
stuffed bell peppers on the rotation and I didn't like
stuffed bell peppers. I don't want that. Like, if you
don't like mushrooms, okay, I'll make it without. But if
I make it and without mushrooms, and then you're like, eh,
good luck, but you're not also making four different types
of meals.

Speaker 1 (01:53:38):
I mean that's still no, I'm not making four, but
I am making like different meals for the kids, right right?
Why not have what you want?

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
Who cares you can't have chicken nuggets all the time.
Here's the way I look at it, because I know
some of you are like, why do you make different
meals for your kids? Because they're gonna grow up and
I won't get to and then they'll have to figure
it out on their own. They're gonna be adults much
more longer than they are under my umbrella, so.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
You'll get to figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:54:07):
Yeah. It's kind of like when when they say don't
let your kids sleep with you. My kids really didn't.
But if they watched a movie or something that's scared them, that,
can I sleep with you in your bed tonight? Sure
I would let them in.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
People that's a hard line for me, and they're like,
I watched.

Speaker 3 (01:54:23):
They don't do it anymore. They haven't in years, because
eventually they're not going to ask.

Speaker 2 (01:54:29):
Yeah, they're not.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30):
You know you think about like there's going to be
a time where that was the last time you picked
them up, So like at.

Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
A certain point in time, kids have to take care
of their parents, and sometimes they put them in a home,
and sometimes the parents.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
Move in with them. Is it acceptable for the parent
to go into the kids room?

Speaker 2 (01:54:48):
Can I sleep with you?

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
And I think if you're scared, yeah, they don't my kids,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
Yeah. I consider the bedroom a very special place and
I don't mind if they come there.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
We've watched TV in bed before and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:55:02):
But if they're scared, I'll come sleep in your bed, right,
because getting you back to your bed sucks, right when
I can just get up and walk, like if I
wake up near sleep, I can get home and just
go back to my bed. So many people text in
on adult problems nobody prepared for the reality is none
of us are prepared.

Speaker 1 (01:55:20):
Apparently, all right, we got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (01:55:22):
We'll be back.

Speaker 6 (01:55:23):
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