BMMS 5-27-25

Welcome Back From The Long Weekend!!! We Talk About The Best & Worst Parts, Having A Colostomy Bag On A Plane, Farting Could Get Your Ass Beat, If The Gator Don't Get Ya The Cops Will, Listener E-Mails, To Tell The Truth, And The Latest Episode Of Last Of Us SUCKED!!!!

Episode Transcript

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out with us each and every day. Good morning, Lindsay,
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a show at the Tulsa Theater in December that I'm
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Memorial Day weekend. We'll do best and worst of the weekend. Today.
You'll tell us the best part of your weekend and
the worst part of your weekend. Your chance to check
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this week. The giveaway is Thursday at Pucks, which is

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inside the Wee Street I Center. This is what we
did last year, right, yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
That is correct. It gets chilly in there because it's
an ice center. So bo hoodie great by the way,
great food, oh yeah, great, great food, great drinks, great service,
great bar.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Honestly, yes, and so we'll do that giveaway at seven
at pucks inside the W Street I Center from England
Flight in ninety seven to five kmod Cuckoo. Interesting news
over the weekend about Billy Joel and him going like, hey,
well he didn't say it because he's got a thing

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with his head, but he's done touring for at least
the foreseeable future, whether he tours again. Who knows a.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
Piano man, right, yes, okay, okay, Lindsay's favorite. Yeah, one
of one of one of them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
And basically he's got some fluid build up on the
brain and he can't tour anymore because they got to
put a shunt up in his head to drain all
the fluid out.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
So does is he like just gonna be constantly leaking
or is there like a valve that just typically those
that have a shunt it is. I mean, initially there
would probably be a lot, but then it just is
something that is managed throughout the week. Yeah, walk around
with like one of those baby bar towels on your shoulder,
you know, to catch the drip.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, I mean it could be that. I was in
the airport and I saw this guy and I thought
he had like this weird thing on his side, and
I asked him. I was like, what's that guy got?
She goes, probably a cost to me bag and I
was like, oh, yeah, those people travel too, yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
Yeah, yeah, and those ones with the insulin pumps that
are like built into their body or whatever.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, but this looked like he was smuggling heroin around
his waist. Is that noticeable? Yeah? I was, yeah, massively noticeable. Yeah,
folks with colossopy bags and need to have vacations too.

Speaker 8 (05:44):
Corbann just absolutely you can't control your poop and you
have to do it in a bad.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Yeah percent, probably even more so than some of us.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, they probably you think you're having a bad day, right,
And then I thought like, do you have to have
like a card to go through? Because my mom has
hip replacement, right, and she has a card. Now I
think they can tell right when they do the scan,
they're like, whoa, Yeah, there's a clearly defined piece of
titanium and this individual is like, but if she needed to,

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she could hand them this card, which I'm sure is
very hard to duplicate. But it cost to me bag.
Do you just show it? Do they test it? Do
they do? They do? They just take you at your word, Like,
I don't know how that works, and I'm not saying
they shouldn't, but I'm also saying they shouldn't.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
Well, I don't think colostomy bags are made of metal,
so it shouldn't. It shouldn't pop up, right, it's.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Fluid, Yeah, that is true. I'm not allowed to bring
in water. They check every make sure I don't have
too much shampoo.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
They got their breast milk files.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yes, yeah, right, So I guess you've got to empty
it before you get on the plane.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
You take an extra, you do the you know, stand
with your extra thing. It's going to show up as
you got something on your side. I just I imagine
a coost me bag. It's not like the most proudest
thing you've ever done. You know that you're dealing with.
So do you lift your shirt and go it's a
colostomy bag, okay, right, which also feels like yeah, I
believe you, but I still gotta yeah, oh got an

(07:19):
extra Larri. By the way, is there a back valve
on those? But I'm not sure if, like how that
works with a colostomy bag. I feel like, and I'm
not a security expert, you gotta due diligence. Sure, I mean,
any people are people, and anybody could fake quote unquote
a colostomy bag to smuggle something into the country. A

(07:43):
menacing person might use it for bad motive, right, And
I watch a lot of smuggled the smuggler catch a
smuggler on that geo. Uh, and I've never seen them
use a colostomy bag. Well now we're just giving them ideas. Yeah,
I'm sure they're ten. And to us, Cartail's like, We're all,

(08:04):
what is listen to that stupid show and tell us
Oklahoma we heard that one time. He's listening to the
BMMS on they say, use a colostomy bagger? Eh, brilliant?
Got Solena all right, yes, Gotsolena. Uh yeah, I just
I was just like, had all these questions. Then all

(08:25):
of a sudden, my wife just goes, hey, no, we're
supposed to be on vacation. Stop. It was on the
way back, so Cassie was over airports are wild, man. Yeah,
just so much main character energy in there.

Speaker 8 (08:40):
It's great people watching, man. I love going. The airport's
got a certain smell to it and it's just a
certainly die and I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
This is cool. Just sit back and watch people.

Speaker 8 (08:51):
Wonder where they're going, what are they doing? Are they
in business or are they going for pleasure?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
We uh got to the airport and we gotta I
gotta be and she got bubbles and it was forty dollars.
I was like, good lord, And.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
You guys didn't have to get a duct taped to
the chairs. Huh no, no, god no, just seems like
that's the thing. People started drinking at the airport and
next thing you know, they're going roudy and pissing in
the aisle.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
And people do go people do go hard. And the
paint there, yeah they do. I get it.

Speaker 8 (09:22):
You're on vacation, man, but who maybe not so much
so soon.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, we flew out at like two o'clock, but our
flight was delayed and so we didn't land there until
midnight our time. Oh oh wow, And so it was uh.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
I was a little tired, and then it was an
hour drive way past your bedtime way past.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
My bad.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
You didn't even get settled till one two o'clock in
the morning wherever you were going.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Our time, right, it was like ten thirty eleven there. Yeah,
but still I mean you're still on our time. Your
body is still on. Yes, it was like, oh okay,
like that's better, like it's still but it was. We'll
get to that best and worst of the weekend coming home.
But to see somebody with a colossomy bagh just so
crazy and just the entitlement people have. There was nothing

(10:14):
too crazy that happened in the airport, and I've seen
people thinking they needed this or x y. All in all,
that's like getting into the airport and out of the
airport and security. It wasn't bad at all. Okay, I'll
talk of like.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Be ready, it's Memorial Day weekend, right, busiest traveling weekend
all year so far.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Millions and millions of people will be as a rock thing.
We'll be traveling.

Speaker 8 (10:41):
It's fine, it's not a big deal at all. Just traveling,
that's it. Whether you're in a plane or in a car.
People are just trying. Everybody's trying to get to a destination.
And we'll all get there eventually.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I was because we left on Thursday, and I said
to the lady. I was like, I was like, this
feels pretty dead. She's like, adays, aren't that bad? Ever?
Or just today like Memorial Day, Thursdays. I would never
want to wait tables in an airport ever, No people
are because you're trying to catch a flight. Yeah, you're

(11:16):
already over paying for a drink, so you're not gonna
be a great tipper, right, true.

Speaker 8 (11:20):
Everybody's on edge already anyway, just because they don't want
to miss a flight or whatever. And their wife woke
them up this morning with a smack in the face.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Who knows.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
And usually you're like the only one they are working.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yeah. Where we were at the little restaurant, we were
at the one server for like twenty tables.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
So if one person's in a hurry, that's on you.
You're definitely not getting to tip if you are being
rushed and they're like, we gotta go, we gotta go,
we gotta go. Okay, I'm sorry, I've got twenty tables.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, if you're that person, your dick. Yeah, if you're
in a hurry, like then, don't be coming sitting at
a restaurant. Stupid, right, but nobody goes. Nobody has a job,
I think like that out of this is the job
I wanted. No, it's just that was what was available, right,
they hired me or I needed a second job, right

(12:10):
to wait tables in an airport. No way, that is
you're getting a ton of money. I have never eaten
at an airport or gone to their bars ever. Actually,
just go in, get to the plane, get on the plane,
and leave. How well, how long ago was it you
were in an airport.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
Flying, okay, at like two thousand and seven, so yeah,
a little under twenty years.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
It's been a while. So you were twenty three to
twenty two. I was twenty seven at the time, okay.
And you were with a family, Oh I was. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
I was with my ex and my youngest boy. You know,
we were traveling to whisk Ants and to go see
her family. And that was the last time I've been
in an airport. But even then, before then, okay, it
was like early two thousands when I flew to misch
Agan to go see some family friends and I did

(13:06):
a log rolling up, you know, traveling from from California
to Alabama, you know, but I never did, never have
never have once stop to eat in the airport. I'm
probably blaming on my parents. We haven't got time for thats.
Come on, let's go.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
But it's yeah, we don't typically eat, We typically drink. Right,
and you got to get there so early. Got to
do something past time. Yeah right, you can only watch
so many TikTok videos. Yeah, on the way there, you
drink before. On the way back, sleep right, try not
to try not to get to any brown bottle flu action. Going.

(13:45):
All right, we've got tickets we're gonna give away for
a show that is gonna happen at the Tulsa Theater
on December sixth. We've got best and worst of the weekend.
We've got listener emails. We've got to tell the truth.
We're gonna take a break and we'll be back. Tell
USA's Morning.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Show, Bedboarding Show, The Assault Continuous Next ninety seven KMOD
News Quakies.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
These are stories you may have missed in the news.
It's time for newsquakies. World news, local news and news
that just makes you say, what the Here's Corbyn, Gimpi
and Lindsay with what's going on? News quakies from the
big nd Morning Show in ninety seventy five kod.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Thirteen year old girl fends off attacker using jiu jitsu.
This happened in California in Carmel, California. It's about seventy
five miles from San Jose. And this girl, who's thirteen,
her name has not been widely shared because she is
a miner. She was walking home from school on May

(14:45):
sixth when a stranger appeared from behind two cars and
he tried to punch her in the face, and she
went into defense mode right away, and instantly she punched him.
Not only did she punch him, she got him in

(15:06):
a headlock, need him a couple of times, spun him around,
and then threw him to the ground. And when she
did that, she broke his ankle. And after she broke
his ankle, she was able to flee. She ran away
to safety. Police were called and she was able to
identify the suspect, but he also fled and now police

(15:31):
are in search of him and she is being hailed
a hero for her bravery. And they've talked to her
jiu jitsu instructor and he's like, she's done exactly what
she is trained to do. And thank god she was
able to put it to good use.

Speaker 8 (15:51):
Did it say what belt she was in there? I
didn't quite catch yet.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
It didn't say what belt she was less than a
year the story she's been doing it last.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
But she is hopeful that it inspires others to learn
self defense.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh, they did get a quote from her. Interesting, Yeah,
what what as a guy who does high karate? He
figured you would like this guy. No, the headline grabbed
me and then you read it and it's interesting. The

(16:28):
you don't call your jiu jitsu coach Sinsey? Okay? What
do you call him? Master? H coach?

Speaker 8 (16:34):
Okay, George okay, professor?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Maybe Sinsey is just not a thing. So what do
you call yours?

Speaker 8 (16:41):
Because like when my kid Mike, when my coach Mike,
when my kid was doing karate, it was in jiu jitsu,
it wasn't taekwondo. I mean, I think it's just regular karate. Yeah,
they Master Hammond's was what he preferred to be called,
because that's karate. Okay, So it's different for everything then,
So what's the Sinsey for then?

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Besides turtles taekwondo? Maybe it just it just there's too
many things in the story to me that I'm like, thirteen,
you don't have the rolodex to access any nan is
not a jiu jitsu move headlock, okay throws our taekwondo
and she punched him in the face at thirteen? How

(17:22):
big was this person? How tall were they? Right? They
don't teach they don't teach striking in jiu jitsu through
om So already broke his ankle. Yeah, I hope this
is true, and I'm glad she's safe. Yeah, totally. There's
just a lot of.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
Well now she's got a side gig guys bodyguard on
the player.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
The instructors like, yes, she did all the things she
was supposed to, and if you would like to sign up,
we're doing a special look at this girl. She kicks
ass membership rate. That's what it felt like to me.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Your first three lessons are free and then it's just
furne after that.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I would think a guy who's broken his ankle and
got punched in the face should be pretty easy to spot.
You got a broken akle, You're gonna need medical attention, right, yeah, right,
he should pop up at an er somewhere.

Speaker 8 (18:14):
I would think maybe, unless they took him to a
vet who works for the mafia, and the vet took
care of him.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Entirely possible, right, entirely. I'm talking with my wife. How
many kids do you think go missing every year in America?

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Oh? Fifty thousand?

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Yeah, I was thinking maybe like a couple hundred thousand, maybe.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Three hundred thousand. Oh my gosh. Now all those aren't
people grabbed by somebody in between cars and things like that, right,
A lot of these are runaways that just where did
Georgie go? Right? We never heard from him again? Type
of thing? Right? Not all these are snatched, but still

(19:01):
that's an astounding number. So it's entirely possible that there's this.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
This happened, well, it was in the news, so it
has to be absolutely hu Man assaulted after fort This
comes out of Pennsylvania where this thirty nine year old
guy named Chaz Pierson. He was waiting in line at
the CSL Plasma center, you know where you go and
you sell your plasma for money, right, and I guess

(19:27):
there was this elderly man in line in front of him,
and the elderly man, you know, let one rip and
we all know that, you know, old people, farts are
the worst right. So the old man he knew he
ripped ass, and he knew a smell, and he apologized.

(19:48):
Two Chaz, sorry my bad guys, didn't mean to stinky out,
but that wasn't good enough for him. So now a
fight breaks out. Chaz hits the old man in the face.
The old man's sun tried to intervene, but he got
punched in the face as well. Chazz runs off, police
get called. They end up catching up the Chazz, and

(20:08):
now he's looking at simple assault, harassment in disorderly conduct.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I mean you you uh twot on me in public.
I'm probably gonna say some things.

Speaker 8 (20:20):
Yes, if they grab your face, put it towards your
ass and let it rip. Yes, yeah, we're having throws, right,
But if an old man is in line and it
happens to seep out, or even if he did force
it out.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
He's an old man. If you cut and throw or
shooting my general direction, I'm definitely gonna be like yo, man,
I'm definitely not throwing fists. No, I'm not throwing hands
over a passing gas whether you shot it in my direction,
even if you sat on me like walk by and
then sat on me and farted and then got up.

(20:58):
I'm not punched you over that. It's gross, it's weird.
I'm glad you got your laugh. I'm not letting you
get that close again. Real poor old guy.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
They didn't say how old this man was, but I'm
just guessing he's in his late seventies early eighties, shuffling
up there so he can sell his plasma through his
paper thin skin.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I see, this is the problem. This is why we
do this segment. I do want to know how it is.
Because you say, elderly man that's over what age? Yeah? Right, yeah,
anything over sixty fifty five you get your ARP. I mean,
I know you can get to aneuver, but like you
get for free. Deputies shoot kill gator bitten suspect. This

(21:43):
man is dead after a bizarre encounter with deputies in Florida.
The sheriff says Timothy Schultz swam across a lake where
he appeared to have been bitten by an alligator before
charging at deputies with garden shears. Deputies tased him twice,
but then he managed to climb into a running patrol
car and tried to grab a deputy's gun. Oh god,

(22:05):
that's when officers were like enough is enough and shot
him and killed him. He died at the scene. Now,
Schultz has a long history of meth related arrests and
was just released from jail last week. No deputies were hurt.
I picked the story specifically because we talked about how
when someone's on meth, they're almost impossible to stop. The

(22:27):
man was bitten by an alligator. Yes, still going and
still kept going, and tasted and still kept going. Yeah,
an alligator brushes by me. I'm like, dude, the persons
in the lake, I'm doing the same thing. Shum. I'm like, god,

(22:50):
what was that. All these stories are on her Facebook page,
Facebook dot com, slash bmo Mass. Good morning Lindsay, Good
morning corn.

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Speaker 1 (23:42):
All Right, best and worst of the weekend? What's the
best thing that happened this weekend? And the worst thing
that happened this weekend? Eight through three, four six, Oh
kmod or you can text bmms and whatever that is
to eight two nine four five Lindsey, what's the best
and what's the worst of the weekend? Uh?

Speaker 6 (23:58):
The best of the weekend was getting to get out
to Fort Gibson for b Red's birthday celebration despite the weather.
I mean it always rains Memorial Day weekend. I feel like,
at least it has since I've lived in Oklahoma. We
were able to get the boat out and enjoy that

(24:19):
for a while. Your boat or boat ours. Yeah, it
worked really nicely and it was just it was great.
It was great to really open her up and enjoy it.
And it did rain on us a little bit, which
was expected. The only thing that could have made it
nicer is if the sun were shining on us on Sunday,

(24:42):
But regardless, it was nice to be out on it
and the kids enjoyed it. The worst of the weekend
for us. Friday, we're at home watching movies and all
of a sudden we smelled smoke in the house and
almost like a like a burnt match and like sulfur. Right,

(25:05):
So we asked the kids, is somebody playing with matches? No? No,
I don't even think we have matches in our house,
to be honest. So we're running around the house trying
to find the smell, can't find it and it goes away. Eventually,
turn off the air conditioning and it goes away. Called

(25:25):
the AC guy comes out the next morning. Apparently we
during one of the power surges during the storm, fried
the blower to our air conditioning unit and that's where
that smell was coming from. So we find out today
if it's under warranty still to be replaced. So we've

(25:49):
been without the first floor air conditioning since Friday.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Did you hear that sentence floor?

Speaker 6 (25:59):
Well, there are two as there's one upstairs, but no
good for you.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Yeah, I have to glad to see your sacri friends.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
On the first place.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, fantasy boat rides and two floors of my house
and oh good for you. Best and worst of the weekend?
What's the best part of the weekend? And the worst
part of the weekend? Bem a mess? And whatever that
is to eight two nine four five gimb What is
the best and what's the worst? O? Best part of
the weekend?

Speaker 8 (26:29):
I I went to the same uh birthday party that
Lindsay went to, right, but I stayed out there a
lot longer, Like I went out Friday evening, late afternoon,
Friday evening and then stayed uh uh through the night
and then left Saturday night, like late Saturday night. But

(26:53):
it was great because you know, I haven't had any
like real time with my girlfriend in like weeks or whatever,
and especially I haven't gotten any action in weeks because
she been gone. I've had surgery on my testicles, you know,
So it's like Ryan, I have sex time to get
some action going here. So we had discussed not too

(27:14):
long ago that I'm too old for tent camping, and
the only reason I'm going to be tent camping is
if I'm going to be fornicating, which is exactly what
I did, right, So break out the tent right, So
that part the weekend, that was the best part.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Question though, have you had the test part yet to
make sure everything worked?

Speaker 8 (27:32):
Not yet, you know, I'm on number twelve. I gotta
go to twenty and then I got a mail twenty
off number twenty off.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
To test and make sure that everything is you know not. Yeah,
I'm back together. How long were you supposed to be abstaining?
They said I.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
Could do it for a week after a week after
a week after a week after one week after surgery
is when you can go back to fornication, is what
they told me.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
So I have waited my time, so downtheless. That was
the best part of the weekend, finally getting laid, spending
some time with my girlfriend, going out, celebrating you know,
friend's birthday out at the lake. It was fantastic. The
worst part of the whole weekend was Saturday morning, Me
and me and Milady asleep sort of on a on

(28:22):
a half inflated air mattress, right because it doesn't matter,
it doesn't and that's it's like like six o'clock in
the morning something like that, and uh, drip drip, drip, drip,
and and and where we had the tentat it was
away from what would have been a creek in the
middle of the campground, but it didn't by any because

(28:45):
that whole tent it just got flooded. Everything got soaked.
We got woke up with water dripping on us.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
And it was just raining so hard and so much
that there was no escaping at at all whatsoever. So
we ended up Saturday morning getting up early, driving back
to town and let the dogs out. While we're here,
let's clean up a little bit because we've been sleeping outside,
you know, and doing lake things or whatever. And then

(29:13):
we went back and hung out and uh and uh
waited for Lindsay and her fancy boat to show up,
and uh.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
My lady was like, I got I gotta go.

Speaker 8 (29:23):
I really wanted to get out on this boat, but
I got stuff to do, so.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I gotta leave. So she ended up leaving and not
being able to join us on the on the boot.
Best and worst of the weekend? What's the best thing
that happened this weekend? And the worst thing that happened
this weekend? BMMS and whatever that is to eight two
nine four five. Uh worst part of the weekend. On
the flight back from UH, California. No air conditioning on

(29:50):
the plane? Oh at all suck?

Speaker 6 (29:57):
How long was that flight?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Thre three hours?

Speaker 6 (30:01):
In?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
No way see three some change?

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Yeah, and you know how they did it back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I don't know if they always had AC on planes.
I'm gonna go with yes.

Speaker 8 (30:15):
I don't know, because a C hasn't always been a thing,
and it hadn't always been a standard thing.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, I want to say, at least there is flying commercially.
I want to say, at least in the fifties and sixties.
Surely they didn't have AC then. I don't know. But
I also how high you are up can change the
temperature too, so I don't know. If they let fresh
air in. I'm gonna go with no, because you're closer

(30:41):
to the sun. Oxygen I think might be the issue.
What'd you go to? Is this Disneyland trip? No? No,
not doing Disneyland. We're doing the Disney Cruise. OK. But no.
This was part of my fiftieth birthday, me and some
friends and my wife of course, and we went out
and ate at some nice restaurants and stuff out in
northern California and yeah, that's neat, which is the best

(31:03):
part of the weekend. And we went to some wineries
like wine caves. You know, uh, just cool, chill, Yeah,
drink wine. Find yourself getting notices on the flight back. Hey,
your shipments of wine will be there in so many days.
You're like, oh no, But we ate at the French

(31:26):
Laundry for those that know what that is, it's a
really nice restaurant. And they knew I guess my wife
told him it was my birthday and they gave me
a sign bottle and assigned from their chef and menu.
It was cool. It was a really cool experience as
a foodie dork. It was easily one of the top
trips of my life.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Were you inside the restaurant or outside?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Because no, we ate inside.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
And then they gave us a kitchen tour and neat
it's very cool. It was very very cool.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
What was because I saw online like their menus changed
from wherever day to day, Like, yes, so what kind
of what was on the menu?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Okay? So I took a picture of the menu because
I knew that you would you would ask and I
can't wait to read it to most of you because
you guys will hate it. Uh. The first thing they
brought was oysters and pearls awesome. Well it was butter
cooked oysters with tapioca and caviar on top. And I

(32:20):
don't like oysters and I don't like caviar. It was amazing, okay. Uh.
Then we had this crazy salad with like a beat
thing I don't even know.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
Probably too beats and a rugolo go together. What you brought,
I did.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
Yeah, your fancy salad, I did, and I looked it.
I was like, that's too fancy for me.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
And then we had halibit all all love that poor
I don't know what that is, with art of chokes,
lemon and pickled something okay. And then we had lobster
with black bean pure and a Carmen pepper sauce. And

(33:04):
then we paid for the upgrade to have mac and cheese,
because if you're eating at one of the best restaurants
in the world, I want to taste your mac and cheese.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
And it was good.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
It was fine. All this fancy stuff you're like, I'm
taking mac and cheese, handcut macaroni with aged parmesan and
black winter truffle conefee sounds fancy. And then had antelope

(33:36):
with top a nod, yellow corn, white asparagus, and a
mustard azure okay, And then they like these. It was
nine courses, and then they brought four desserts to each
person to eat, and then they brought chocolates. It was wild.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
What does antelope taste like this?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Uh, it's not a very fatty It wasn't very fatty.
And uh it was delicious. It was all delicious. It
was it was. It was a great eating experience. And
we did wine pairings. Of course.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Is it a medium rare? Rare?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Like? Uh, it was like a medium. It was a medium.
It was wildly good.

Speaker 8 (34:27):
Text here says when you go to these restaurants, how
do you order? This seems intimidating to me. And I'm
gonna have to agree with this listener. A great question, you,
I'm like, great question. The menu is established, okay, it's
called a tasty menu.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Okay. You get a couple of things you get to
choose from. Like I could have instead of mac of cheese,
I could have got the duck, okay, which would have
been great, And instead of the antelope, I could have
got a steak. Okay, but I'm not going there to
have steak right steak anywhere exactly. Give me the antelope.
Give me antelope, man. If I'm gonna have it, no
offense to like Lindsay who they cook a lot of game.

(35:00):
I'd rather get it from a three star Michelin chef
than somebody's house, right, And so yeah, it was a
great way to celebrate your fiftieth birthday with friends and
ridiculous alcohol and all that other stuff. Best and worst
of the weekend. What's the best part of the weekend.
What's the worst part of the weekend? Best? My daughter

(35:22):
got married last Saturday. She was beautiful, My wife was beautiful,
and I looked pretty good. The weather cooperating and everything. Worst.
I very nearly had to kill my father because as
my wife and I walked her down the aisle, he
stepped into the aisle directly in front of the professional
photographer hired to document the event so he could snap
some picks on his phone. Ah, he's dad, Yeah, come on, man, Sorry,

(35:50):
you wanted to take a picture of a year Best
step downer called me dad after high school graduation. Worst
being in three different parking lots that got struck by lightning,
including one that has causing power outages in my neighborhood
all week long. Uh yeah, Best, I picked up a
running VW bug for two hundred and eighty dollars. That's

(36:15):
a hell of a deal. Yeah. Worst, No, worst, It
was great weekend. Best of the weekend got to knock
out half of my honeyde list Sunday. Worst, I picked
up six screws out of the parking lot, yes work,
parking lot at work yesterday, just for me to get
home and find a screw my tire. Best of the

(36:35):
weekend was getting to get out camping and getting out
on a boat for bist a bit. Worst was the
rain on and off. Uh. Best was had a lot
of time to deep clean, lounge around for scary movie nights.
Worst was one of the kids started getting sick last
night and coughed directly into my cornea. So I'm next.

Speaker 6 (36:56):
Oh gosh.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Uh. Air conditioning started around in the thirties and planes,
and was more common in the fifties and sixties. In
the sixties, new homes were built with AC. Okay, the
more you know, right, They've always had a form of
AC on a small, unpressurized aircraft, non open cockpit. No kidding,

(37:21):
no kid, You're not gonna have ac on an open cockpit.
Just crack a window. Yeah, all right, we gotta take
a break. We got we come back. I got tickets
for you to see a show that's gonna be at
the Tulsa Theater in December. Take a break, we'll be back.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
The Big Men Morning Show returns next Tulsa's Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Are going to play a game because we've got tickets
to give away for a show that's gonna be at
the Tulsa Theater on December sixth. I can't tell you
who it is yet, find out later this morning, but
we're gonna play Sing Sing current record is well, sir,
you are leading with seven, I am right behind you

(38:05):
with six, and Lindsey has three. Last week's winner was
but you So Lindsey and Gimpy at nine one eight
four six oh kmod nine one eight four six oh
kmod Call up, decide who's gonna be the clue giver.
Whoever gets the most right is gonna win those tickets
for the show I can't tell you about until later
this morning that's gonna be at the tuls theaterre in
December sixth, eight three three four six O km O D.

(38:28):
Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Bryan? Brian?
How are you today? Brian? Who would you like to give? Clues?
Lindsey or Gimpy Gimpy all all sixty seconds are on
the clock. Timer starts after the first clue. Are you ready? Yeah? Okay.

Speaker 8 (38:47):
So this is a nineties hip hop group whose name
of the song is an acronym. So it's just three
simple letters and it's kind of like made for people
in the swinging community who like to swap partners.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Hello. The name of the group, of the.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
Name of the song is an acronym. It's three letters,
and it's known for, like I said, for like the
swingers lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I can't pass on this, can I? What letter comes
after n M? There you go, that's the first letter
in this song. What letter comes after that letter that
you just said? Say it again? There you go. I

(39:50):
can't scand it. I know you planned it. This is
the Mike Dinad rock band and they dressed up as detectives.
There you go.

Speaker 8 (40:02):
Oh, hell, you will come home, pretty lady.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Around the world. There's something, something, something, and I'm here
to run time time. Two is what you got there, Brian?
That could get you the win man. Hang on the line, Okay,
I could have done better. All right, good morning, you're
on the air. What is your name? Claytan Clayton? You

(40:27):
gotta beat too? Are you ready? All right?

Speaker 6 (40:31):
Here we go the opposite of goodbye hello. Yes, another
word for picture.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Photo, the whole word photograph.

Speaker 6 (40:46):
Yes, if you have an addiction, we will send you here. Rehead, Yes,
strike a pose vogue, Yes, ouch, I have a boo boo.
I got.

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Wounded.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
Yeah, but you broke my heart. You are. This is
the the guy who wore all black. Gimpy loves him.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (41:23):
Last name is another word for money.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
Done cas uh huh.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
And that I hurt myself today.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Yeah, but just the one word hurt. Uh huh. This
is the song where banana.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Time time time. Let's see what Gimpie has in his
four x four. Cool.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
But it says here there three more New Orleans inmates recaptured,
two still at large. It says that three more inmates
who escaped from a New Orleans jail earlier this month
or banking custody Louisiana A. G. Liz Murel announced on
social media yesterday night last night Monday night that Lenton

(42:04):
van Buren was recaptured in Battle Rouge. Later, she announced
in a post that Jermaine Donald and Leo Tate were
caught in Walker County, Texas by de DPS troopers. Eight
of the ten inmates have now been recaptured since they
broke out of Orleans Justice Center on May sixteenth. Several
people have been arrested for helping the escapees.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, the idea that these guys were found in Texas
is the concern now because that means they may be
further along. And none of us were right on how
fast they picked them up. No, no, what else we
got here?

Speaker 8 (42:41):
FBI reopens probe and a cocaine found at Biden Whitehouse.
The FBI is reopening probes into a number of high
profile unsolved cases. Those cases include the cocaine that was
found at the White House during the Biden administration, the
leaking of the Supreme.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Court Dobbs case that overturned Roe v.

Speaker 8 (43:02):
Wade, and the pipe bombs that were found before the
January sixth riot. And a post on X yesterday, Deputy
Director Dunbond you know said that they have made the
decision to either reopen or push additional resources and investigation.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Investigative attention to the.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
Cases, got to figure out who's blow that was again
again we already no, we don't.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Well, let's see what else we got here.

Speaker 8 (43:30):
Trump's considering reallocating Harvard's funding to trade schools. In a
Memorial Day post on truth Social yesterday, he says, I'm
considering taking three billion dollars of grant money away from
the very into semitic Harvard and giving it to a
trade schools all across our land. And another post. He
also said the government is waiting for Harvard to provide

(43:52):
them with foreign student lists that they can so they
can determine how many of them should not be let
back in the country. The Trump administration revoked Harvard's ability
to enroll foreign students, a move that was later temporarily
blocked by a federal judge, and then lastly here American
Airlines adds another flight to New York City from Tulsa.

(44:15):
Tulsa International Airport says American Airlines is adding another daily
NonStop flight between Tulsa and New York City's LaGuardia. The
airport said that there will now be three daily NonStop
options to New York City each way. The daily flight
options include two on American Airlines and one on Delta.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
When we were there waiting for our flight to take off.
Because they're building an international terminal at Tulsa and they're
gonna have flights to Cancun, Cabo, and I think somewhere else. Okay,
nice and the idea like I can go direct from
here to a destination in Mexico. Yeah, sounds great. But

(44:56):
I read they have to have like a hunt. They'll
do like one a day, I guess, and you have
to have one hundred and twenty people on the flight
for it to work. Wow, And they currently do about
seventy need more people going to Mexic Field for vacation, sure,
but I'm just saying like it's a pretty expensive venture
and hopes that fifty more people will do that. What

(45:17):
do I know? But I'm planning on utilizing at least
the first couple of times right as well, and the
idea that it might not be so busy. I'm here
for that.

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Speaker 8 (45:48):
Good morning can Pe, Well, good morning Corbin. Before there
is Rock Klahoma, there is Rock the River. This is
a little music festival happening down at Sparrow Hawk Campgrounds
June thirteenth through the fifteenth. It's hosted by Peter Dante
and yours truly. That's right, gonna be out there all week,
and I want you to join me. Are gonna have

(46:09):
Trapped and Headpe and Tantric and a whole lot of
others bands. There's gonna be a wet t shirt contest,
so that right there should be enough to want to
head down there. Get your tickets at ticketstorm dot com.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
All right, listener emails, you can always email us show
at kmod dot com. Show at kmod dot com. We
read an email on the air and give advice. A
couple of ways to do that eight three three four
six oh kmod or text bmms whatever that is to
eight two nine four five. You can even use the
talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app. This email says, I

(46:40):
found a text on my husband's phone that I can't
stop thinking about. It wasn't sexual, but it felt like
it crossed a boundary. My husband insists that this is
innocent and should be no big deal. The woman texted
him saying, quote, I know your wife better be treating
you right, or I'm stepping in. He replied, ha ha ha.

(47:01):
I'll let her know someone's waiting in line. Then she
said I'm just saying I'm on standby, and then he
ended with you'd move to the front of the line.
It hurt to read. I'm not sure how serious it is,
but it feels wrong. I don't want to overreact, but
I don't want to ignore it either. What would you do?

(47:25):
Listen to email from a woman who found a text
on her husband's phone where this alleged other woman is
saying she's ready to step in and do the things
she ain't willing to do, and he says it's no
big deal. He didn't cheat on her, no cause for concern,

(47:47):
no real bad thing happened here, but she is not
letting it go. What would you do. Lindsey, here's a question.
Do you ever go through your husband's phone?

Speaker 6 (48:03):
No? I mean I could. There's been times where he's like, hey,
will you check that message for me? If he's in
the shower, if his phone's going off, can you sue
that is I know his little past code to get
into it. No, I don't I trust him that text

(48:26):
right there, I would.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Be hold on, we're not good. We're not to that
part yet.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
Okay, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I was just asking if you go through your husband's phone. Yeah, no, Gimbi,
do you go through or have you gone through your
partner's phone? Oh?

Speaker 8 (48:48):
No, it's just it's one of those things that's your thing.
I've gotten my thing, and it's none of my business
at all whatsoever. So I never really, never really have,
nor have I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah, I've never like deliberately been like I'm gonna go
through her phone today, Today's the day. But I have
like when she's been asked me to check something and
been like if I see a name pop up, I'm like,
who's Who's Who's Jack Black? Right? Or whatever?

Speaker 8 (49:18):
I have misspoken. I apologize. I think the trauma caused
me to block it out, which right, right, because there
was an AX a few back that had some.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I had my concerns.

Speaker 8 (49:37):
And when I found her passed out on the toilet
with their phone wide open, and I was like, huh,
who are we talking to? On the crapper And that's
when I found out she had been up to no good.
She was texting another dude, right right, But to like
just on a Tuesday or something like that, or for
just cause, No, it's it's really none of my business

(49:58):
unless you give me a reason.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
And yeah, some kind of suspicion or whatever. Right. I
think it's human nature, like in the scenario that you
just described, or like the phone's open and you see
a name you don't like, you're gonna go, oh, okay,
who's why is there heart next to this person's guy?
Right right? To look? But the idea of like I'm

(50:24):
gonna look today. I joke with my wife sometimes like
if I'm in the shower, I get on, I'm like,
why's my phone locked for the next one hundred and
forty eight hours? Right? That's funny, Which she knows the
password code too, But this text says there's already a
problem if you feel the need to go through your
husband's phone therapy ASAPH. I don't know therapy asap, right,

(50:51):
I don't know if you feel the need to. Some
people are just insecure. I don't know necessarily means that
there's something wrong if you if maybe your past relationships
caused a problem, it's okay. I think to those things
are just go away. That trauma just doesn't go away.

(51:12):
Because you're dating someone.

Speaker 8 (51:13):
New, you carry this stuff over with you and then
you take it out on them.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
The stack says, who pay attention and be ready to
get yourself a lawyer? Lindsay, are some men just flirty?
And if your answers yes to that, what does flirty
mean for you?

Speaker 6 (51:37):
I've always said, when it comes to being flirtatious, I
don't care where you get your appetite, as long as
you eat at home, all right, No, I love that joke,
like honestly, like I think that. I mean, some women
think of it as if a man compliments another woman,

(52:00):
it could be being flirtatious. I don't necessarily see it
that way.

Speaker 8 (52:08):
Depends on what they're complimenting, though, right, If you're complimenting
on how the as looks in them jeans, and that's
one thing. But you know, you did a good job
on your TPS reports, right, I think that would be
considered I mean it could be.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
But anything would be. Can compliment to you can be
is flirting?

Speaker 8 (52:27):
It can be, yeah, especially like I said, if they're
complimenting on their clothes or the way they look. Maybe
not so much a hair cut, right, but that could
also be. You know, you pay enough attention to where
you notice that this broad got three inches lopped off
of her hair, or you know, an inch and a half.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Whatever it is. Ooh, something looks different. Oh, I see.

Speaker 8 (52:49):
You've done your hair differently today. It looks very nice.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
You know.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
That's one thing that I consider. Yeah, would be flirting.
But if it was just like you did a good
job today at work, keep up the good work. Hi.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Hi, Yeah that's not to me, It isn't. I don't
know what like what flirt like for me. I don't
know if flirting is a bad thing, right, it's not, don't.
I don't consider it like admiring how somebody looks in
a pair of genes. I don't consider that flirting. Now,
if you go, m baby, that's one thing compared to

(53:27):
like man, she looks, she fills those genes out, those
look great on her. I feel like those two are
two completely different. One is, yes, that person looks good,
just like a haircut. But if you go, man, your
haircut makes you look right, that's a little bit more.

Speaker 8 (53:45):
Flection really does separate it.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Your reaction definitely admiring how someone looks. I don't consider flirting,
but your loin's getting hot right during the compliment or
some of grunt involved.

Speaker 8 (54:01):
It feels a little too much, right. I don't know
people grunt when good food comes around.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
That's you're not cheating with food.

Speaker 8 (54:09):
I mean, have you seen what that turkey was wearing?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
This text says, first of all, if there's no worries
or concerns, why does he have this woman's number? Question?
I have given my girlfriend full access to my phone,
and I know her past. Go to her phone, but
we don't go through each other's phones. And we have
discussed that. If either of us feel dissatisfaction in our
relationship or like we want something different, we talk about

(54:36):
it go from there. Our relationship is us versus the issue,
not verse each other. Another text ask my wife one
time if she ever looked through my phone, she said, Yeah,
it was boring, sounded like a disappointing kid kicking the dirt.
Maybe she's happy she found some drama rage girl. Sure,

(54:58):
some people definitely go looking for that. Yeah, if you
go through my phone, you're definitely gonna find out how
to deadhead a flower and then also a jiu jitsu move.
And what's the best measurement of coffee for a tin pot?
Coffee pot? Everybody knows you fill it up to the top,
no matter how much you're making. Just saying like, I

(55:21):
don't know how much riveting things you're gonna find, but yeah,
looking through phones is a thing. This woman says she
texted she found a text on her husband's phone. I
wanted to read this. These are just his responses, which
I think is important. He can't control with the other
person texts, right, right, But these are his responses that
she provided to us. He replied, ha ha ha, I'll

(55:43):
let her know someone's waiting in line scale one to ten,
ten being very offensive and over the line, zero being
not offensive, not over the line. How do you rate that,
lindsay A three? GIMPI Yeah, it's pretty low. Two to three, Yeah,
maybe a one in my book, that seems like nothing.
He's just like haha, haa, Like I don't know who
this person is. Maybe it's coworker, maybe it's your boss.

(56:06):
And then his other one was you'd move to the
from the line scale of one to ten again, same parameters,
lindsay eight pretty serious. That's that's pretty serious for you. Okay, gimbie,
it moves it up a little bit.

Speaker 8 (56:21):
An eight though, eight out of ten now I consider
that just you know, joking around, about as serious as
the first one.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
I'd say it moves it up to maybe a five
at that. I don't disagree. Maybe a five. Context is
super important. Who is this individual? Rights? Have you have?
You have? I caught you trying to flirt with this
person before you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you're always
thumbsing up their picture or something hard team their Instagram post.

(56:54):
I don't know right that that would be important, but yeah,
I agree, it's like a five this text. She's a
cheating whore. Okay, they always are, says Try complete complimenting
someone on Facebook. All the trolls come calling you a simp.
Wtf ever that means? Lol? Sure you don't know what
that means. That's an interesting one too. It's like going,

(57:19):
is complimenting someone on Facebook a boundary cross? Like? Is
that a pretty big offense in flirting?

Speaker 6 (57:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yeah, I don't think so either.

Speaker 8 (57:30):
I think it's creepy a little bit. It depends, It
really depends. Is it a random stranger? Is it a
friend of a friend that you are not friends with?
If that makes sense to you. Right, Let's say you
go to one of your friend's Facebook profiles and you're
you're scrolling through whatever, and you see, you know, Odra

(57:50):
had you know, commented or made a post or something
like that, and you're like, hey, so then now you're
falling down the rabbit hole and you click on Facebook
profile and now you're going through and looking at her
pictures and you guys don't know s from Adam, you
know what I mean. It's just a random stranger on
the Internet. But you're going through and you're like, oh,

(58:12):
and Drew in a bikini out at the lake last summer, Like, well,
that's I think we're coworker.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Those genes look good on you on Facebook.

Speaker 6 (58:24):
Lindsey, probably not appropriate.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Gimpy because the text says could try complimenting on Facebook,
and the trolls come out right, and let's just go
with the idea that the compliment is, which we used earlier,
you look good in the coworker, you look good in
those genes on a Facebook post.

Speaker 8 (58:45):
If it's you Corbyn, then I'm just doing it to
be silly, right, get a rise out of everybody.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Else.

Speaker 8 (58:52):
If it was Lindsey, there possibly could be some flirting there,
but nothing serious. Again, I don't think it's anything serious.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I think it's weird on Facebook to compliment how someone looks.
It makes no I don't understand. What do you walk
through the grocery store and go you look great in
those genes? That would be creepy too.

Speaker 8 (59:16):
Yeah, but this is there's a couple of things there.
One it's a coworker, and I think that's what separates it.
It's okay you're walking down the hall at work again.
You know, I might do it just to get a
rise out of somebody or whatever. You know, I would
tell it to Lindsay. Lindsay and I have a close
relationship like that where I feel I could say that

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and she knows that I'm not serious about it.

Speaker 6 (59:40):
He could also probably say to me those don't wear
those genes Again, those aren't working for you.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
You know, I don't think anybody could say that to you, Lindsay,
I think you would be so offended.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
You're pretty fragile with that stuff.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
Maybe, but I feel like as far as Gimpi and
I go, like, he could say.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
That, or so you're saying you have such a tight
relationship with Gibbie, he can go those genes aren't doing
your ass any favors, and he'd be like, Oh, that's
so nice, thank you. You're looking awfully homely. Yeah, woman
wants to hear that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
Well, no one wants to, but sometimes, yeah, sometimes it's
appreciated depending on who it's coming from.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
You really stepped out the house looking like that. This
text says she has every right to be concerned. Flip
the script and everyone would be calling her a cheating whore.
He's probably not doing anything wrong, but I'd definitely be
more watchful and tell him you're not texting her anymore.
That goes over like a fart in church. Yeah, listener, email,

(01:00:45):
I found a text on my husband's phone and I
can't stop thinking about It. Wasn't sexual, but it felt
like a clear boundary was crossed. My husband insists that
this is innocent. He ain't doing anything wrong. The woman
texted him saying, I know your wife better be treating
you right or I'm stepping in, and he replied, ha ha,
I'll let her know someone's waiting in line. Then she

(01:01:06):
said I'm just saying I'm on standby, and he ended
with you'd move to the front of the line. It
hurt to read that. I'm not sure how serious it is,
but it feels wrong. I don't want to overreact, but
I don't want to ignore it either. What would you do, Lindsey?

Speaker 6 (01:01:23):
Okay, so you'd move to the front of the line?
Was I say it was an eight? Because he didn't
have to say that. He could have left it alone.
That was inappropriate. He said that to keep her interested,
he was being flirty. Inappropriate. So was he complaining to
this woman about his wife? Why does she even have

(01:01:45):
his phone number? Who is she? I think that this woman,
the wife has every reason to be concerned. It's it
is an inappropriate conversation for sure. Who is this woman
that he's texting with? He says it's innocent, but it doesn't.
He's not giving anything else. He's not telling her who

(01:02:06):
she is, why they are even having this conversation. Sure
it could be innocent, but it's not. If she knows
some information about their marriage. He's obviously talking about it,
and she had the audacity to say, your wife's been better,
be treating you right, like it's none of your business

(01:02:27):
how her husband or how he's being treated by his wife.
So yeah, she should be concerned. I'd be pissed, and
she has every right to be pissed too.

Speaker 8 (01:02:40):
Gimme me personally something like it. I wouldn't read too
much into it, but that's just me. I put my
girl hat on, you know what I mean. And it
sounds to me like she's making a mountain out of
a molehill. Could there be more come out of it?
Could there be more hidden more than like leg Yes,

(01:03:00):
there probably could be. There absolutely could be more to it,
but a lot of it we don't know. We don't
know who this random lady is. Is it a random number?
Did she happened?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
It's happened to me.

Speaker 8 (01:03:13):
Were people text from you know whatever, and you know
they hit one number instead of another and the next
thing you know, I'm you know, in a conversation with
somebody that I.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Have no idea who they are, you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:03:24):
So it is possible that that that that lady could
have accidentally texted and typed in the wrong number and
hoping to get to somebody else, and he's just being
a playful Steve about it, be like, yeah, whatever, Sure
you'll move.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
To the front of the line, absolutely.

Speaker 8 (01:03:42):
You know, but we just don't know all the details
that are going on here. For me, person, I just
let it be, don't don't make it a bigger deal
than what it needs to be. It sounds like she
had already talked to him about it. He reassured her
that everything's cool and so far as if he's not
missed step in after that, then you got nothing to
worry about.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
You're fine. Well, the good news is anybody wh's ever
been caught cheating or flirting has always been like, everything's fine. No,
she got a horn, girl, and I ready, yeah, baby,
you're in my number one. I think you're both right.
It's definitely worth a concern. And it's also you could
be making a mountain out of a molehill. This is

(01:04:23):
Trojinger's cat man, now you know. Now, you just know
this was happening, it was already happening. Who knows if
it happened other times, or it's nothing at all. I
think not out of line by going, hey, I don't
want to be with someone who flirts with other girls
that way. If it was a mistake, no big deal.
I'm just letting you know that's not what I've signed

(01:04:44):
up for. And if he chooses to violate it, because
you can't control, I don't think you can make them
block him. I don't think you can say don't talk
to them again. I don't think you can do all that.
You can definitely make your wishes expressed and what you
want in a relationship, and if that person violates it,
then you got some information to make a different decision.
But I think overall it's definitely worth taking note of.

(01:05:07):
If he has a lot of random they just text
him randomly, he doesn't know who they are, it could
be something else. I say it all the time. If
you want someone to bring you French toast every morning,
find that person. If you want someone to not text
other women anything, then make that known and see if
you can find that person that adheres to those that

(01:05:28):
life choice you want. That's it. Trying to think how
I react if I found a text from a coworker
or whoever on my wife's phone, being like, hey, if
your husband ain't pleasing, I sure can might be a

(01:05:49):
little bit different because guys are scummy dogs like that.
It's just be a penis pic, right, And you're like, god, man,
wait a minute, come away, I've got a scar. This
is perfect. It's going on. Whoo that ain't me? All right?
We got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
You're listening to the Big Mad Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning show. Ninety kod three emails.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
You can email us anytime you want to get advice.
We read them on Tuesdays at this time. The second
email we got says, my wife and I had it
out this weekend. We have these arguments sometimes. Usually it's
a misunderstanding and then it's spirals and we're both just mad,
and then we work it out. But it happened this weekend.
She stormed out. Next thing I know, my phone rings

(01:06:36):
and she's got her mom on the call too, Like
I'm supposed to sit there and get scolded by both
of them. I'm not a damn kid. I married her,
not her mother. I don't even know what the fight
was about anymore. It all turned into a pile on
What choice did I have? How would you stop this
from happening again? Nice? I am gonna call my mother

(01:07:04):
and yeah, we'll talk to you. Yeah. Yeah. I don't
think when he thought of a three way in his life,
that's what he believed it would be amazing. I could
be wrong. I also don't think I've been on a
three way phone call. Yeah, not since nineteen two. Baby

(01:07:31):
on the on a landline, right, and that felt weird
when people had to click over. So I don't even know.
I'd probably think there's something wrong with my phone? Am
I hearing so many voices? Yeah, this is more than usual.
But incorporating your parents into your yeah, that's fun. You

(01:07:58):
get him on the phone, mom, will you get it?
They want to know what was said from the wife
or did the mom go, well, let's get him on
the phone, right, or did she go, mom, will you
talk to him? Would the age of these people make
a difference, say more? Well, you know, maybe she is
twenty twenty, early twenties, that's right, and still runs to

(01:08:24):
and maybe it always has gone to my mom or
dad when when there's problems or issues, they'll know what
to do, you know, and mom and dad bail them
out constantly or whatever. And I think that for some people,
like they don't mature and start doing things on their
own until like their thirties, and they still run to

(01:08:46):
mom and dad until mom and dad are like, listen,
I can't be fixing all your goddamn problems all the time.
Stop it. Figure it out on your own. You're an adult,
you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:08:53):
That's why I say maybe there's an you know, there's
an age there that like we don't know about in
this particular scenario.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Okay, I'm just holding my opinion back.

Speaker 8 (01:09:08):
I'm just trying to think of why people would run
to their mom and like, Mom, he's not listening to me.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Can you say something to him?

Speaker 6 (01:09:16):
Yeah, even if she felt like they needed a mediator involved,
a mother isn't the best person for that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
No, No, you're all your mother isn't right, right, And
you would say, my mother isn't exactly my thing. My
mother would be a great mediator, right, and you would
think your mom's a great right. Yes, I just want
to know, like mom, Mom, I get like get like

(01:09:50):
she got in the car, whatever left mom. We're fighting
over what show we're watching or whatever stupid thing they're
fighting about. He wants to go golf on Friday. Whatever.
I get that venting to your parent. If a lot
of people are really close to their moms or their
dads or whatever and like venting to them, that makes sense.

(01:10:13):
I don't know that you can't control or stop people
that want to do. I want to know what you
were fighting about. I think that's super important. I don't
know what. But what would it have to be to
get the parently? Like, well, let's get him on the phone.
What would it have to be? But let's just go

(01:10:34):
straight to attend cheating?

Speaker 8 (01:10:37):
Okay, money, Maybe maybe he's got like a gambling problem.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
How about this, how about he just found out that
he's got a skin lesion and the wife thinks it's
skin cancer and the mom had skin cancer, and hey,
this is what I'm just trying to think of a
positive reason, like why you would get.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
Yeah, that would be a oh good reason to get
the mom involved.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Right, And he's being, you know, a typical alpha douchebag,
like I don't go to the doctor, right, right?

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Sure, that would be a good reason.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
I don't know if it's good, but I feel like
there's some logic there.

Speaker 6 (01:11:18):
Yes, someone who's been through it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
Rather the experience, you know, like, hey, you dealt with
dad and him not picking up the towels. Let's get
him on the line right.

Speaker 8 (01:11:27):
Well, maybe they were trying to make some sugar cookies, right,
and he always did it one way because of his mom.
He would rest the dough she wouldn't, and she's like no,
and then it started a big old fight. And then
Mom's like, listen, I've been making sugar cookies since you
were dropping your daddy's pants. You're gonna listen to me
know how I make my sugar cookies.

Speaker 6 (01:11:48):
Or I don't want to go to the family function
this weekend. I don't care. I don't want to go,
but we have to go. We haven't seen what if
it was going to his family's house. We haven't seen
your side of the family in forever. So called her
mom to say, can you talk him into going to

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see his side of the family.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I just I couldn't get past when Gebie said, you're
gonna listen to me, because usually when those that sentence
is said, it's one of those opposite sentences. Uh huh,
Like whatever said the opposite happens like before the sentence
is even over.

Speaker 8 (01:12:27):
Right, I don't have to listen to crap coming out
of your mouth, Karen.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
New phone, who discs real? You have to listen to me?

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
Do Why do you even see it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Like police officers right those footages of like you know,
from their cameras and they're like, you have to listen
to me, and the person like, no, I don't, don't
You're gonna go to jail? Uh huh sure. Listener. Email
from guy says my wife and I had it out
this weekend. We have these arguments sometimes. Usually it's a
misunderstanding and then it's spy rolls and we're both just mad.

(01:13:01):
It happened this weekend and she stormed out. Next thing
I know, my phone rings and she's got her mom
on the call too, Like I'm supposed to sit there
and get scolded by both of them. I'm not a
damn kid. I married her, not her mother. I don't
even know what the fight was about anymore. It all
turned into a pile on What choice did I have?
How would you stop this from happening again?

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Lindsey Umm, well, just like you told us, you married her,
not the mother, so you to say I will discuss
this with you, not the both of you. This is
between us, not the three of us. So you simply
hang up the phone and discuss it like adults when

(01:13:46):
she returns. That's it. You don't owe the mom any explanation.
It's not her fight, it's your and your wife's fight,
plain and simple.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Gimbi, yeah, I ain't. I'm too old for this. Click.

Speaker 8 (01:14:06):
How about you hit me up when you calm down
a little bit, or maybe when the dust settles or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
I'm not.

Speaker 8 (01:14:12):
I'm not gonna sit here and listen to both of
you bitches get onto me like is no, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
I'm gonna go have a drink. Hit me up later,
and then hang up the phone. I think you should
one hundred percent answer the phone, and I think you
should one hundred percent say I am not doing this,
please do not call me together again, and then hang
up the phone. You also don't have to answer the phone.
That's also an option. That is true. It may be

(01:14:40):
a different problem you may be creating, like hey, you're
not answering when your wife calls type of problem, but whatever.
That feels way more manageable than this. Well, I mean,
you could do that on the second round, right, she
calls up, Mama's on the line, they're both together, they're
both in your ear. Maybe me me me me, me, me,
me me me.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Me me, you say, listen, we'll talk about this later.
I'm not going through that, right, and then click, but
then she calls back again. You can get away with
not answering the phone then, right, I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Think that if you set the thing like, hey, I
think you answer and give information. Hey, look, I'm not
gonna do this with both of you on the line.
If you could get a word in, please, I'd be
happy to talk to you. But I'm not talking to
both of you. I'm hanging up the phone now, goodbye, right,
because hanging up on people never goes over well, right, yeah,

(01:15:33):
just a straight click. Yeah. So if you're like, hey,
I'm not doing this, please don't call both of you.
Please don't call me at the same time. Click, it
feels okay too, Like also, not answering feels okay. But
this is actually really great news. Now you know that

(01:15:56):
this could happen. Oh yah, right now you know if
your phone rings right after an argument. It's probably both.

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
Of them, right, or it could be your sister too.
Lets you get the whole damn family involved. You got
your mom and your sister and your old lady right
old nagging at you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Right. I also find it hard to believe this is
the first time. I find it hard to believe this
is the first time that's happened. So if the president
has been set where you do these three way phone
calls a lot, and you've seeked the advice of the
mother on other things, yeah, then this isn't a left turn. No, no,

(01:16:37):
you just don't like it because you've done something wrong
in their eyes. But if you've seek their life advice
on you know, a three way phone call of I
don't know, financing a house, or whether you should you know,
go eat dinner at or I don't know, you've opened
the door for the three way conversation.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
Now what if they get done, the phone rings, he
picks it up. It's her and her.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
Mom on the phone. Right.

Speaker 8 (01:17:06):
What if he says hold on one second, puts them
on hold, calls his dad, gets him on the line,
and now they're just all talking a big family group discussion.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
Yeah no, Staate toxic kings, if that's if that's the
way you'd like to play it. But when you wrestle
with pigs, you get money, right right. I saw one
this weekend. It was if you argue with a fool,
you are the full like you look like a fool
or something like that, Like you're already you don't win.

(01:17:37):
There's no winning, right, You're just spiraling the problem. Some
people don't have the skill set and they just keep spiraling,
Like the ride goes around and you know when you're
supposed to stop and people get off, and everybody's always
wanted to be on that roller coaster that doesn't stop
and keeps going because they're like that would be fun,

(01:18:00):
except when it's real life. This could be that. Like
they get off and they get worked up again as
they're driving and listening to Nickelback, and then they're like
they got the new Chapel Ruin song playing or something,
and they're like, yeah, mama.

Speaker 8 (01:18:18):
A lot of people would get raged when they're listening
in the Nickelback.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
For you, this is how you remind me. For you,
everybody's different. If nickelback is your outlet when you're frustrated,
sometimes it rekindles. Yeah, maybe if you listen to a

(01:18:44):
little uh, I don't know what people.

Speaker 8 (01:18:48):
Listening to chill out Bob Marley, Okay, yeah that kills everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
I don't know anybody that's gotten mad listened to Bob Marley.
That's a great point, exactly, exactly. So here's an experiment,
because gimpiy's the jukebox authority in the room. Next time
you feel the bar, like the pressure kicking out, all
you feel attention. Yeah, yeah, they're about to be a fight.
Yeah yeah, all right, put on all those three little birds,
I like where you're at. Or somebody shot the sheriff.
Ooh maybe not that one. Yeah, why people sing to it? Yeah,

(01:19:17):
but the guns there's no gun. It's not a rap song. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:19:22):
Or no woman, no cry. That's another good one. Yeah,
we'll go with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
Oh. I just don't know about I shot the sheriff
because he didn't shoot a deputy.

Speaker 6 (01:19:31):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
I don't think that song's about killing people. Maybe not,
but I'm not going to be that guy. Oh if
it says the word that must happen. Who's getting old?
He could escalate and game don't play a video game.

Speaker 8 (01:19:46):
Then everything was fine until Gimby played I shot the
sheriff and now they're all dead.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Uh huh, we're here live at the bar. Well, what
would you say was happening? Well, I mean people were arguing.
It was just about who is next for karaoke? And
then Gimpy you know him from the Big Mad Morning
Show on ninety seven point five kmod in a Sunday shift.
Is that hat in the Bonos motorcycles. You see him
around town all the time.

Speaker 8 (01:20:12):
One time the beat perfect goatee, hat, black backwards right,
short arm.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Here's a picture he put on. I shot the sheriff
and then just went the hell chaos and soon bullets
were flying everywhere.

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that people think is healthy food wise but actually isn't.
What's something people think is healthy food wise but actually isn't.

(01:21:39):
I will go first, since give you guys a chance
to think about it. Red wine one glass of red
wine is not healthy for you? Really? What is a misconception?
Does it boil the sugar in it? Or what? I'm alcohol?
Mostly okay? Not good for you? Well, they say.

Speaker 8 (01:21:55):
Glass of wine, a glass of beer one glass a
day is okay?

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
No, they is incorrect if the doctor said it. The
doctor didn't say that. Doctors you also used to say smoke, Yeah,
I am.

Speaker 6 (01:22:09):
Probably granola, granola and the oats and stuff. Yeah, that's
far so for horses, not so for us.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Like Granola's got the oats.

Speaker 6 (01:22:19):
Fiber, Yeah, there's another way to get fiber.

Speaker 8 (01:22:23):
Okay, give me, I just learned this, and you're a
fan of it, so I don't want to watch out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Okay. Yogurt, flavored yogurt, the sugars. Of course, I do
eat a lot of non flavored yogurt, put my own
stuff in it.

Speaker 8 (01:22:41):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, plain yogurt is disgusting. I've granted it's
good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
But but yeah, I can get why you didn't like that.
Do you eat yogurt? I do I like the gogurt?
You know? Are you a googurt guy? Do you buy
the gogurt? I haven't a while.

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
My girlfriend, as a matter of fact, got a grocery
order mixed up and accidentally had her groceries sent to
my house right then, and in there was a box
of gogurt. And yeah, I went to town on that gogurt.
I got one package left and saving for a special occasion.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Sure, because you know what you think of when you're
having a special day. Yes, A too.

Speaker 8 (01:23:25):
Full of creamy gogurt that you just squirt into your mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Yep, Uh, we were having we grilled out yesterday and
my kids have been on a grilled bread like on
like garlic bread on the girl Kick And it's just
the little chars on it taste good. So what's another

(01:23:51):
food that when it's got char on it all that
sun tastes really good, lindsay.

Speaker 6 (01:23:58):
I like asparagus. I like grill the sparagus on it.
Yeah m hm, any I mean or even like zucchini.
Yeah that's good.

Speaker 8 (01:24:10):
Too, Okay, gimpie cheese? What cheese? You know, like when
you're making like a grilled cheese.

Speaker 6 (01:24:17):
Oh yeah, good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Chicken, got cheese? Anything?

Speaker 8 (01:24:20):
I got cheeses on that melts over a little bit
and gets a little burnt and crispy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Yeah, something about the taste of burnt cheese. Yeah, my
wife loves that. I don't particularly enjoy it. And you
can buy parmesan crisps. I've already done that way. I
did not know that. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, but I'm
not a fan of it. There's another wrong. I just

(01:24:46):
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bmms and whatever that is to eight two nine four
five If a talented artist said they would paint something
for you. What would it be If a talented artist
said they would paint something for you, what would it be?

Speaker 6 (01:25:05):
A family portrait? We don't have enough of them and
we don't you want to do the family, So yeah,
like why not?

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
Gimbi? Oh man?

Speaker 8 (01:25:19):
My first initial thought was dub myself hello, But you know,
that's kind of what Lindsay's going with there. Of course
she's got the whole family, but me, it's like, you
know how Steve O's got himself tattooed on his back.
That's kind of where my mind's at on that. But
to be different, let's just say ruby my my Harley
down there.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Oh yeah, a nice well done, you know, van go
of Ruby Harlan. I kind of would want them to
paint like they did in the old days where they
always showed people like floating or like feeding grapes or
like okay, but me doing something like that. So you

(01:26:01):
want to be the sheriff and a diaper with the harp, Sure,
sure would be. That's funny because you know sometimes when
they're like, what's the show you watch on HBO? The Preachers?
Oh the uh righteous Gympstone Yeah, like them having like

(01:26:22):
a photo like the painting of themselves with like angelic
behind them, just satirically hilarious would be so funny. And
then to put it in like the bathroom would be
pretty good. Uh, Gimbi, are you gonna be on high
alert this year at Rock the River?

Speaker 8 (01:26:44):
I don't know exactly what they mean. Yeah, I alert?
But am I going to be medicated?

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
More than likely? Yes, I'm at the river? Can we
just I'm gonna rewrite. I'm gonna rewrit the sense the
way it probably should be asked? Gimpy, are you going
to be high this year? Yes? When whenever? There not

(01:27:10):
much context? We gotta put around that. Why do you
got to say the event? Okay, let me do it
a little bit different. That probably wasn't fair to assume
you'd be high all year? Yeah, totally, Gimpy. Will you
be high at the remote? Uh? Yeah, sure, Kimpy. Will
you be high at the bar? Gimpy? Will you be

(01:27:33):
high at the concert? Gimpy? Will you be high at
the convenience store? Yeah, Gimpy. Will you be high at
the grocery store? Yeah, Gimpy. Will you be high playing
your video games? Gimpy? Are you high right right now? Uh?
What's the best family friendly swimming spot within an hour

(01:27:56):
of Tulsa? What is the best family friendly swimming spot
within an hour of Tulsa? I am curious to what
is the best non family friendly right within an hour? Yeah,
but what's the best family friendly swimming spot within an

(01:28:17):
hour of Tulsa?

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
Lindsay, I mean the knee highst Park. That public pool
is pretty awesome. It's huge, and it's got a small
pool too for youngsters. And then they got the big slides.
They've got lifeguards on duty if you're if you're looking
for the pool type. And then they've got across the
way the beach volleyball and it's like it's pretty inexpensive

(01:28:43):
to buy, like a season pass. I think a season
passes like forty bucks or something.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
A skate park, yes, I.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
Mean it's really Yeah, that place is really nice. And
then if you're not looking for a pool, Dripping Springs
is awesome out over by Disney that's just a giant creek.
It's really really nice for like, I think it's five
bucks of person.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Gimbie.

Speaker 8 (01:29:12):
There's a place called Blue Hole out in Salina. Now, Ah,
you wanted an hour away, and this is an hour
and three minutes, So don't get too mad for sending
you further three minutes further than what you want to be.
But that is a really good it's a it's a
it's a little crick stream thing that runs through it

(01:29:35):
runs off Savanah Lake or whatever, and it's it's cold.

Speaker 6 (01:29:40):
Super cool. So go really when it's really really really
really really really hot hot hot.

Speaker 8 (01:29:44):
It's pretty pretty nice. Other than that, I'm a fan of.
You just go down to Sequoia State Park down on
four Gibson Lake and they've got so many beach areas
and campgrounds and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
That's where when I was a kid, when I was
a kid, because I moved here when I was seventeen,
that's where my family would go. It was either Sequoya
State Park or Tall Chief Cove up in sky uh
Flint Creek, easy cold waters great get there early seeing

(01:30:17):
park on the lower level. Yeah, I've never been there.
I've been buying them many times, would have never actually
been there. Yeah, it's always super cold, natural spring near
dripping springs. And then then that's like an hour, nine
hour ten it's not that far. And then all right, dude,
the Jellystone thing over at Keystone in Manford. Family friendly, easy, yeah,

(01:30:43):
camp two. Right. I like this. If you could interview
any ban or celebrity, dead or alive, who would it be, lindsay,
any band or celebrity dead or alive, who would it be?

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
First was Michael Jackson? Might get weird though, it'd be
a tough interview. Yeah, but he was the first one
that came to mind. I mean, to meet him would
have been awesome. Yeah. I watched a thing over the
weekend about a little bit about all of the molestation

(01:31:24):
charges and the things that when they came out, and
it was like it was after he was going after
record companies for stealing money from him and stuff, and
it was just like, oh it was and no evidence
was ever found and that's why all those cases got
dropped against him and why they could never find any
evidence against him. And it was pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Yeah, the idea that they accusing somebody of child molestation,
if you bow up against it, like, it makes you
look super guilty, right, So like, and if you stand
up for that individual, it looks like you defend child
masstation or child abuse, right. So it's kind of a

(01:32:11):
funny predicament to put a famous person in. Not much
you can do.

Speaker 9 (01:32:16):
Yeah, Uh, Gibbie, I am going to interview Abraham Lincoln
because I want to know how the play was up
until you know that thing happened.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
I mean from what I hear, it was like a
mind blowing show. It was great. Mary Todd looked stunning
that night.

Speaker 8 (01:32:44):
We were going to go home man for a cage,
but I lost my head.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
It's it's like, here's the guy, the actor from the
old movies. Uh, miracle and.

Speaker 10 (01:33:01):
Right have a bell. Sammy Stewart, you get why do
you Aid Lincoln impressions? I mean Jimmy Stewart impressions always
sound the same. Full score and seven years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
Uh. Freddie Mercury Okay, easily one of the best frontmen
of all time, has a compelling story about his life.
The band super successful. Right played one of the biggest
shows ever live Aid killed Right destroyed. Ability to jump

(01:33:43):
the line in terms of musical styles, I don't know
if people can. I don't know if an artist could
do that today, they would get crushed, I think. And
just every song is a destroyer and nobody cared. It's
all good.

Speaker 6 (01:33:58):
Did you see the news story of about there's a
apparently had a love child, a new book out of
a woman claiming that she is the daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
I don't buy it. I don't buy it at all.
Why would you not just go after his estate? Yeah? Right,
you got to put a book out? It feels like
a money grab. I'm fascinated on books like this. Like
I also, for the record, I'm not impressed when someone
gets a book published. It's easy to publish a book
and get it sold on Amazon. Now, well, people buy

(01:34:29):
it as a whole other thing right right now, if
you get published through Penguin Press or something like that, okay, right,
But for you to get a book for sale into
the public on Amazon not a giant task anymore. It's
not an obstacle that you can't get through. Yeah, so
people put books out. I'm like, who's giving these people

(01:34:51):
a platform? And because the audience has got to be small,
what Freddie Mercury purist wants to read this? I would
say of those people fifty So what are we talking? Like?
Maybe a thousand and they're going to buy the book?
I am buying that. I'm not believing that. That's not

(01:35:13):
something that I would think Oh, people want to know.
Is this the same event where you your lady was
taking a tour of the front of the bus.

Speaker 8 (01:35:23):
No, this is not the same event. I have not
been to that event since then. But last year the
girl that i'm with now came out to Rock the
River and.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
We had a great time. Right, there was no stranger
love going on. I think it's an important thing to note.
It had nothing to do with the festival. No, you
attended to No.

Speaker 8 (01:35:47):
I had nothing to do with it at all. It
was had her personality.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
It had nothing to do with buses, no cowboy boots,
no napping, none of that. May have had a little
bit of it. He's a sleeps our chance, damnit, he
woke up. It's okay. He won't be paying attention. You

(01:36:11):
are giving yourself far too much credit to think she
was thinking about you. You were life even itself out
though he sure did. It's funny how that works out.
All right, We got to take a break.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
We'll be back more of The Big Man Morning Show
is next.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Show that Gimpy and I were giant fans of apparently
is filming again, and the now megastar that is on
that show says it's rewarding being on the show again,
and that is Malcolm in the middle. Love that show.
It's a great show.

Speaker 8 (01:36:49):
Yes, I was going to compare it to Roseanne of
like the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:36:55):
How it was just kind of real middle class families. Yeah,
May and you know three little teenage you know, preteen
boys causing trouble whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:37:05):
Yeah. Uh, they're filming it for a revival for Disney.
Plus they're wrapping up production. It'll be a four episode run. Wow,
that's it, huh ahead of the twenty fifth anniversary, he said,
slipping back into the character of how for me was rewarding.
I missed him. It's been almost twenty years since we

(01:37:25):
said goodbye. And he's sweet, lovable man. He's really lovable,
and it was fun to see my whole family back together.
It was only he was almost a depressing soul, if
I remember correctly. Yeah, it just defeated by life. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:37:41):
The wife was just constantly you know, a bitch, you know.
Didn't want to deal with her. He just wants to live.
He just wants to live. And he's got these three
boys that are just terrors. Well, when they're all three together,
they were terrors. Yeah, separately. I think it was just
Reese was the only one that was a problem child.
He's the older one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm intrigued to see what the storyline
will be because, uh, like Dewey and and Frankie Mune
has his character, like, they all look really old.

Speaker 8 (01:38:12):
Now from what I gather, Dewey did, the guy that
played him, the kid that played him, he's out. He's
not quit acting and he's not coming back and doing
He wasn't gonna do that. He wasn't going to do
it at all whatsoever. So I'm interested to see how
they're going to handle that. How are they going to
handle that? Are they going to do another Roseann where
you just slide a new Becky in and you know,

(01:38:32):
hope nobody notices Dewey. He had some pretty you know
characteristics of him, facial features, a kid like, you know that's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
Him, right, but he is older. Yes, he says, it's
gonna follow Malcolm and his daughters as Holland Lotus Lewis,
who was played by Jane Katch Merrick Kat's Merrick demand
their presence for their fortieth wedding anniversary. Okay, that's it.

(01:39:03):
That's the storyline. That's that. Huh. So it's just Malcolm.
What about the I think, yes, say it different. It's
Frankie Munez and his daughters.

Speaker 8 (01:39:13):
Yeah, so there's not going to be the older brother Reese.
There's not going to be the older older brother what
was his name, the one that got sent off to
military school and then went to Alaska and I was
working up there for a little while. Ah, jus Francis,
Yeah Francis.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
What about Francis? Did Francis die? Did do we die?
These are things we need to know. Yeah. I don't know.
His brother's Danny Masterson, so they may have felt like
maybe it's not a good idea for him to be
a part of anything. Nope. Speaking of shows, I got
caught up now. I haven't seen Sundays, but I got
caught up on the Last of Us.

Speaker 6 (01:39:54):
Yeah, Okay, it's not great.

Speaker 1 (01:39:58):
It's not good. No, there's some great scenes, right, but
if I hear her play guitar and sing one more time,
I get it was in the game. It's just they're
spending too much. Ooh, now there's the weird love making scene.
I'm like, what's happening? I get it. Like, I understand

(01:40:19):
the storyline, it just and then they do the flashback
episode to win through her birthday progression. It's some of
the worst acting I've seen in a long time. I
did not like that.

Speaker 8 (01:40:30):
I had to watch that episode like three times just
to get through it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
It was that bad. I can't imagine how hard it
was to film. Right, But I'm watching this going this
is not good now, and I was stuck on an airplane.
Anything to watch. You got a blue DVD? This is
hot garbage. Yeah. I was severely turned off by it now. There.

(01:40:58):
I felt like I had to get through three episodes
to get to the sophisticated zombie part when they're in
the in the thing and then then miraculously what's his
name was following them exactly and you're like, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:41:13):
Yes, and this week's episode will piss you off too
because it's another miraculous event. And she Ellie is really
starting to piss me off too, because she's like trying
to be this hero and you know, get revenge with
this abby character. But it's like, quit trying to be
the hero because you're only one person and they're like

(01:41:35):
a hundred, right, and she's just being stupid about it.
She's just being dumb, and especially this week, I want
to go in and punch her and be like stop,
just stop.

Speaker 8 (01:41:48):
So there's I've seen a lot of memes on the
Facebook that were like that gal that plays Ellie should
play Buzz Lightyear, right, and like the face fits it's
perfectly And I see that and I laugh, and then
they go and put her in a space. I'm like,
you're not helping, right, but it does fit.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
Yeah, remind me in the video game, she is the
She's she is the Savior, right, she's.

Speaker 8 (01:42:18):
The main character. Yeah, and I haven't played the game
in years, be honest with you. I have to go
back and play it all over again just to see
how a damn thing ended.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
Bella. But Bella Ramsey, who's the actress. I just she
was good younger, but as the character's getting older, and
then to see her do flash flashback episodes of sixteen
and being I was just like this dumb.

Speaker 8 (01:42:45):
Yeah, it was a stupid stupid I get where you're
trying to connect everything, you know, but it was so
hard to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
I feel like they broke the death of him to earth. Yes,
they should have carried that at least five or six
episodes in, so the build up could have been bigger.
You could have built the build up of Abby.

Speaker 8 (01:43:13):
Hunting him right right that episode where they killed him off,
that could have been the season finale, you know, and
then taken us into a season three where we have
to deal with all this BS and them.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
I think you don't even need to kill him. I
think just the season finale couldn't be getting back to
the chalet, the cabin right house, uh and and like
beating him up and then ending it maybe with her
going no. That could have been and we could have

(01:43:49):
waited until because you know he's dead, ye had some
time to build the character. But doing it right away
and now we've got a the suffering Yeah, yeah, I don't.
I don't know how much longer.

Speaker 8 (01:44:04):
If it keeps it up like that, will I dig
in like I have with The Walking Dead?

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
I don't know, man, I gotta be honest. I don't
know where the storyline goes. And I know the video
game m there's not a star character. She's a good actress,
she's not a star no Joel that, yes, I know,
but sometimes but that has happened in other shows where
you're like, how will they have the next star Game
of Thrones did it over and over again? True, Walking

(01:44:31):
Dead did it. Yeah for a while for sure, But
now who's the gonna. I just I think I think
the Door of the Explorer is a better character. Yes, yeah, yeah,
you're probably right. Ellie is like dumb to a fault.
You're like, you're dumb, you do dumb things. Yes, you're dumb.

(01:44:53):
I don't, or at least Pascal was like it felt
like a character you could relate to, right, there were
so many likeable things about him. I don't have a
likable thing about Ellie's character. No, I don't think that
you're alone in that boot.

Speaker 6 (01:45:07):
And I don't mind Pedro, Pascal's brother Tommy.

Speaker 1 (01:45:11):
Yeah, he's a pretty good character.

Speaker 6 (01:45:12):
Yeah, I just but they're not utilizing him enough. I
was we would get to see him more.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
Yeah, you can't tell me an apocalyptic world where they
react to sound playing a guitar and singing. It's a
great idea, right, that's like bringing a baby into the apocalypse.

Speaker 6 (01:45:30):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
I know it's not the silent, you know, scary alien
with the j John Krasinski movie, but still the premises
don't be loud right, because the zombies will come hunting. Well,
you know, it's it's.

Speaker 8 (01:45:45):
An acoustic It's not like it's Slash out there doing
November Rain solo. Yeah, which would be awesome though, Yeah.
I And of also, all the songs he's teaching her, right.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
They're all just quiet, simple little folk songs. It's probably me.
It's probably no. No, it's probably no, it's not. Don't
be so hard on yourself. Man, I don't like Okra,
So what do I know? That's That's exactly what it is.
They did that.

Speaker 8 (01:46:17):
They're like, you know what for this season, I'm thinking
Okra Corbin will get it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Last of Us was a knockoff video game of Resident Evil,
and this new show reminds me knock as a knockoff
of Walking Dead. I feel like Resident Evil and Last
of Us are different in some ways, but I hear you.
By the way, every zombie show is a knockoff of
the most successful one, right Sean of the Dead twenty
eight days later. Oh okay, right, there's plenty of zombie

(01:46:48):
World war Z. Those post apocalyptic zombie shows. You could
easily say they're ripoffs of each other, saying.

Speaker 6 (01:46:56):
Who are these people that live in the Woods in
the Last of Us.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
I mean, I'm okay with that kind of weird story
development happening. They play an important part in the game,
so I'm fine with that, and being mysterious is good
story building. Yeah, I just I don't know. It just
feels like clunky writing, and it probably was.

Speaker 8 (01:47:18):
It was probably rushed to get it out there because
people are excited and they want it back.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
And they didn't rush. It was two years bro, I know,
I know, and they probably could have taken longer. And
if they would have taken longer, it probably would have
been a lot better.

Speaker 6 (01:47:31):
Season two has nothing on season one, No way better.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
I mean, season two of any show is always a
harder thing to do, especially when you kill the main character,
right with the most likable character on the show. But
they had to do that. They had to kill Pedro
Pascal's character.

Speaker 8 (01:47:48):
Yeah, that's part of the game. It's part of the storyline.

Speaker 1 (01:47:50):
Yeah. I get that that they can deviate from the
video game, but that part they can't get away from.
They have to address it at some point, right, So
I'm just was highly disappointed. I turned I rolled my
eyes so many times to my wife on the plane.
She's like, yeah, I get it. You don't like it. Yeah,
it's just cheesy, it's just and bad acting. Yeah. Uh

(01:48:14):
like this when she's in the spaceship. That's right, terrible, terrible.
They cut too much of the game, They take away
from the story. I understood why they did it, but
still for non gamers, it's confusing. Yeah, all right, we
got to take a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back. The show, Tulsa's
rock station KMOD.

Speaker 1 (01:48:53):
All Right, So I saw this survey and I'm just
finding it hard to leave. But the survey says that
more than half of Americans don't know what Memorial Day is.
I don't believe that. Okay, I don't believe that a lot. Yeah,

(01:49:15):
I know there are people that don't know, but like
even that, are they my kids? Well, and my kids know,
by the way.

Speaker 6 (01:49:23):
Yeah, Or is it people that get it mixed up
with Veterans Day or Labor Day?

Speaker 1 (01:49:29):
Right or well? I saw the post over the weekend,
and I don't know if it's entirely accurate, right, because
Veterans Day is about those that were also died, right sure,
and the More Day is clearly about those that have died,
but you're not going to shun a vet who hasn't
died on Memorial Day, right, you know what I mean?

(01:49:49):
So they are the line is blurred a little bit,
so I can I'll get that to a degree. I
just you, most people don't get Veterans Day off, but
everybody gets a Memorial Day off. I just find it
hard to believe. Let's look saying, you don't know what
July fourth this.

Speaker 8 (01:50:01):
I don't remember being taught about Memorial Day or Labor
Day in school. Definitely taught about Veterans Day. Definitely taught
about Christmas and Thanksgiving and all those other fucking holidays
people get off Fourth of July.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
Yeah, and maybe that's why. Well, well, the other asterisk
is you're not in school. True, I haven't been there
in a long time. No, No, I mean like during
those yeah, Veterans Day, you're in school, true, but a
lot of schools have Veterans Day recitals or performances right.

Speaker 8 (01:50:32):
Right, right, But you aren't in school and during the
Fourth of July, but they still teach you about it,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
So I see where you're coming at. You you don't
have school at that time, and there are some places
or is it Labor Day? Labor Day that some schools
are in. There's no reason teaching liber day. Liberty is dumb.
It's a dumb holiday. I'm grateful for it, but it's
a dumb heart. Oh, this says two thousand Americans were surveying.
They found forty eight percent of the respondents knew that

(01:50:59):
Memorial Day is a holiday honorary military personnel who died
in the service of the country. Thirty five percent of
the panels incorrectly thought Memorial Day was a holiday celebrating
all military personnel, both living and deceased. Yes, that's fair,
Okay that I see how you could asterisk that too.

(01:51:19):
They didn't know, but it's not like they were like
is it for chefs? Is it anybody who makes pictures?
You know? One in twenty wrongly thought it was a
holiday commemorating all public servants military or not who lost
their lives while working. Okay, like postal workers too, I

(01:51:43):
mean there was some the landscape guy who fell in
the chipper. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:51:48):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
Older generations, by and large were far more likely to
know the exact definition of Memorial Day when compared to
younger Americans. Absolutely that makes one hundred percent sense. Well,
there's a problem then because of I don't know World
War two range. Yeah, our parents never taught us about
it then, or really their fault, it is their fault. Yeah.
Twenty seven percent of gen Z respondents selected the correct definition,

(01:52:14):
as well as thirty eight percent of millennials. Baby boomers
were most on top, with fifty six percent knowing precisely
why Memorial Day was observed. But just because you don't
know exactly what Memorial Day is, it doesn't mean you
have to work on the unofficial start summer blahlah blah.
Why do we observe a moral day? To honor mi
military personnel who died in service to their country forty

(01:52:34):
eight percent was the answer. To honor all military veterans,
both living and deceased thirty five percent, to remember all
public servants who lost their lives while working five percent,
And to commemorate the founding fathers and their role in
American independence three percent. And to honor past presidents who
served in the military two percent. That's hilarious. That feels

(01:52:57):
like a really dumb survey. I'm trying to figure out, like,
how do they find these people? How did they do
the survey. Did they just walk up to somebody in
home deepot and go, hey, is your water filter you
need to change at your house?

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Because that happens.

Speaker 8 (01:53:10):
That's how they get those fucking surveys for like family feud.
They hit you up at the mall, Hey would you
like to take a survey? You know, and they pay
you like five dollars for like thirty DearS of your time.

Speaker 1 (01:53:18):
Yeah. I had some friends that did it really five dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:53:21):
I thought they just did the studio audience.

Speaker 1 (01:53:25):
No, no, no, this one. This was back in like
ninety nine when my buddies did. We were at the fucking.

Speaker 8 (01:53:33):
Mall and they're like, hey, would you like to take
a survey? And they're like yeah, They're like we'll pay
you for it. And I was like, I'm fucking good
on that. I got other things to do. But my
buddy Will and I think Chad went in there and
they had for that particular one, they had to watch
an M and m's commercial and then give their thoughts
their feedback on that. But I'm pretty sure that's exactly

(01:53:56):
how they get the family few questions as well.

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
If I'm doing a survey, I'm definitely going to say
it's for the family feusure, because your response goes up dramatically.
I would think this says whatever, whether it is accurate
or not, it gets answers by hiring a polling company
called Applied Research West. They call random people and ask
them questions over the phone. Now maybe they used to
do it in them all, but the people answering don't

(01:54:20):
know if it's the game show. This helps the answers,
keeps the answers honest, and avoids people trying to be
funny on purpose. The show's writers come up with about
one hundred questions each day. The executive producer picks thirty
to forty of the best ones. These are sent to
the polling company, which asked them to one hundred people.
The most common answers from the surveys are used on

(01:54:41):
the show. In the early days of the show, they
mailed surveys to fans who signed up. They sent out
two hundred surveys to make sure they got at least
one hundred back. They also made sure to get responses
from different parts of the country to avoid regional bias.
So when they say one hundred people surveyed, they mean
it Yeah, sure they do. That's just what they tell you.

(01:55:03):
I think that's fun. I'd like to I'd like to
go on the family Feud. I would love it.

Speaker 8 (01:55:07):
I actually know a guy who did. He was working
security at one of the clubs that I was working at.
And this was like years, years, years after we stopped
working together, and I just saw on the Facebook and
because he you know, posted pictures or whatever, but really
couldn't talk about it, you know, until he could, and
then it's like we were on family Feud blah blah blah.

(01:55:28):
So I tried to talk to him a little bit
about it, and and yeah, he said it was neat.
There's a lot of you know, standing around and waiting,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:35):
And who was the host at that time, Steve Harvey.

Speaker 6 (01:55:38):
Yeah there a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:55:41):
Yeah, he might be the longest running one.

Speaker 8 (01:55:43):
Yeah, probably even the uh oh fuck? Who was the
original one?

Speaker 6 (01:55:50):
Yeah, the guy that kissed everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
Mark Mark Ray Ray Ray keep going, it's not Ray Stevens, No,
it's not Ray, Charles Ray Ray Ray Ray comb over
Ray Colmes. Yeah, Ray Colmes. He's not the first one.

(01:56:12):
Richard Dawson was the first one. Ray Colmes was the short,
little one. That killed himself, right, I believe so. Yes,
and like the early and mid nineties. So it goes
Richard Dawson, who did it for nine years. He was
the creepy filly. Yeah, and then he came back and
did it four a year and that's when they're like, oh,
you're creepy.

Speaker 6 (01:56:30):
He would always kiss the women.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
Then Ray Combs did it for six years, remember that,
and he left when Dawson was like, I want a
good old dick came back. And then Louie Anderson. Yeah,
he was all right. He was an all right. That's
when they rebooted it after a five year absence. Uh.
And then Richard karn right right from Orland. Yeah. If

(01:56:56):
he did it for four years.

Speaker 8 (01:56:58):
And he always high as fun, always looks super big.

Speaker 6 (01:57:03):
He was my least favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
They're probably like, I just want to shave my beard,
like you can't in, right you are? Before he goes in,
he's like okay. And then John O'Hurley, Oh that's right.

Speaker 6 (01:57:18):
John O'Hurley was.

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
On there, did it for four years.

Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
He was on he did Dancing with the Stars. I
think I want to say he was a host of
one of those shows.

Speaker 1 (01:57:27):
Oh was he? He was j Peterman, the white haired guy. Yeah,
and then Steve Harvey's done it for fifteen years.

Speaker 6 (01:57:36):
Wow, he is the best.

Speaker 1 (01:57:39):
He's credited for boosting the show's ratings and making it
a hit again. Yeah for sure. He did it his
own way, Yes for sure. And it is the only
it is worthy of that show to get say. Jack
has always kind of done that type of hosting where
people the responses will get a response out of him. Yeah,
Barker did it a little bit. Drew Carrey, of course, says,

(01:58:00):
But Steve Harvey, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:58:02):
Yeah, I don't like Drew Carrey as the host, right,
to be honest with you, Maybe I'm just being Barker biased.

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
No, No, I like Drew Carry. I don't know who
the fuck that guy is. Yeah, Skinny Drew, Skinny Drew
is not good. Give it with the microphone. It's dumb,
I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:58:20):
But it's George for Bob. It's part of that show.

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
That it's the price is right icon all the giveaway
a fucking avocado colored stove, Like, it's what are you
talking about? Keep groping up the fucking beauties man, Yeah,
Bob's beauty, Bob's Beauty's man. Yeah, Barker's beauty. Yeah, it
was a different times, man, You know, sure it was
only happening there. I'm sure. I was watching in the hotel.

(01:58:45):
I was watching Madmen, which I love that show, and
it was the episode where the guy from Jaguar they're
trying to get Jaguars business. Those are shows about advertising
in New York City in like the fifties, sixties, and
they have this woman, red hair, big breasted. All the

(01:59:05):
was the front desk lady she works through became like
a partner of the of the agency and the client
for Jaguars, like, hey, you're only getting this business if
I get a date with her, and the sales guy's like, ay,
like you know downplane. He then goes meets with her

(01:59:28):
and proposes this to her, one of those like yeah,
I mean, we're not going to let you do it,
are we? Unless you want to? You wouldn't want to
want to do that? Would you help the company get
the biggest car client? Put us on the map as
an agency, And she's like you can She's like you
can't afford me, like she puts like she was very

(01:59:50):
aware of who she was. And so then he has
a meeting with the other partners and is like, how
are we going to get her to do this? That
shit happened all all the time. Yeah, it probably still
God be Unhappyably, they just don't use an employee, right, No.

Speaker 8 (02:00:06):
They go find a working girl. So Phil Lee street
Walker be like, hey it works, Yeah, go get the bizz.

Speaker 1 (02:00:13):
I watched that show and I'm like, this show is
just wildly unbelievable that it was a real thing. I've
heard good things about it. Great show. I've never seen
an episode in my life. I think it's a it's
a really great show.

Speaker 8 (02:00:25):
You go back and watch it still and it hasn't
dated or aged or anything.

Speaker 1 (02:00:28):
I like, I will get in it was already. It's
a flashback show, okay, like watching the Wonder hears now
you're watching her Like.

Speaker 6 (02:00:35):
Yeah, is that John Hamm?

Speaker 1 (02:00:37):
Yeah, it's fantastic.

Speaker 6 (02:00:38):
An He's in a new show on Apple TV, good
Friends and Neighbors, and it is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (02:00:44):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:00:45):
I've never been a John ham fan really, but really yeah,
I don't know. I just not that I didn't like him,
just the things. I've never been interested in the things
that he's been in. But this show is pretty damn good.
Where he is like this this rich guy who's got
a really good paying job. Like he's like a not

(02:01:05):
a CPA, but big time business e guy and a
broker or something like that. And he ends up he
gets married, does works really hard, works his way up
in the company, buys a bigger house, has the kids,
has this great life, and then he walks in on

(02:01:26):
his wife banging his best friend.

Speaker 1 (02:01:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:01:30):
So he gets divorced, loses the house, you know, she
keeps it, and then he loses his job and he's
got to find a way to keep up with his
lifestyle after losing his job, so he ends up stealing
from his friends.

Speaker 8 (02:01:50):
Sounds like it's the same character he plays in a
bout like everything, Because even though I have never seen
the A and mad Man, I've never seen it, I
knew that's what his character. And he did the same
thing with with the Landman. He was that exact same
character man, you know business see rich motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (02:02:09):
Chisel jaw motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He plays an FBI
copy in the Town with Matt Damon Renner. Okay, not
Matt Damon, Ben Affleck Jeremy Renner. He's great in that, Okay,
because he comes off as kind of a gruff asshole. Okay.

Speaker 8 (02:02:25):
I was about to see if there was any other
roles that he's done where he's not some rich you know,
in Maverick he was kind.

Speaker 1 (02:02:33):
Of a gruff asshole Maverick, like with mel Gibson, No
got you got you that? Yeah, the top secret secrets,
not Maverick, the old timey uh card playing, bank robbing, yeah,
a train robbing, sorry, train robbing, mel Gibson moving, Yes,

(02:02:55):
the greatest Western voter tain No, No, I don't even
even know if it ranks in the top ten. It's
a turn of a movie. My mom loved it. Yeah,
it was good back then.

Speaker 8 (02:03:07):
And if you can you know, if you were into westerns,
like my dad was huge into westerns, so of course
he liked that. He liked The Gambler with Kenny Rodgers,
which was a good movie.

Speaker 1 (02:03:17):
You cannot put The Gambler and Maverick on the same
playing field, so they're basically the same thing.

Speaker 8 (02:03:22):
Yeah, fucking country, you know, Western playing cards for money.

Speaker 1 (02:03:27):
I didn't know this, but the mel Gibson was from
a TV show they adapted that made the TV show
into a movie. Oh okay, I didn't know that that's interesting. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
so it's a nineteen ninety four Brett Maverick needing money
for a poker tournament, faces various comic mishaps and challenges.

(02:03:48):
Because you know what I love about a good fucking
Western is the comedy mishappening that happened.

Speaker 8 (02:03:54):
I go to hang the guy in it wrote brakes
and everybody laughs about it.

Speaker 1 (02:03:59):
Jody Foster, Mel Gibson, James Garner. Yeah, which gave it
a ton of credibility. Yeah, No, that's not a good movie.

Speaker 8 (02:04:10):
No, I'll watch it if it's on a Sunday and
ain't nothing else on, though. I'll get down on some Maverick.

Speaker 1 (02:04:18):
Modern modern country Western.

Speaker 8 (02:04:20):
Movies, Modern western movies. You've got three Tender Yuma, true Grit.
These are just the ones that are coming to the
top of my head.

Speaker 1 (02:04:30):
Okay, I'm gonna name something broke back urban Cowboy.

Speaker 6 (02:04:33):
Yeah, it's not a Western, it's not.

Speaker 1 (02:04:38):
They wear cowboy hat bulls, but I would hardly put
that in the Western category. Blazing saddles, deafenite lys. Hey boys,
look what I help you? Crazy Heart? You've ever seen
that one? Dude? You would love crazy Heart? You think

(02:04:59):
so absolutely, dude, Jeff Bridges. He plays a country western
guy on the road. He is, and he's a cowboy, yes, actors.

Speaker 6 (02:05:09):
Eight seconds isn't really a western, is it like Urban Cowboy?

Speaker 1 (02:05:15):
No? No, no, no, no. Eight seconds is about rodeo people.
Urban Cowboy is a relationship movie. Yeah, you can almost
call it a romance movie with with the sub genre
of them. He's writing, by the way, writing a mechanical
bull not writing bulls right. And he he was a

(02:05:37):
lineman for the oil line. Wasn't he worked enough refinery
flows up right?

Speaker 6 (02:05:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:05:42):
Yeah, yeah, dangling. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:05:46):
Nothing cowboy or western about not definitely not Western.

Speaker 1 (02:05:50):
Maybe cowboy yeah, no, Country for Old Men. Not a
cowboy movie. No, it takes place in the in the
you know West.

Speaker 6 (02:05:57):
Yeah about it?

Speaker 1 (02:05:59):
Yeah, young guy, yes, totally. Uh. The Ballad of Buster scrugs. Yes,
that's kind of a funny movie, pure country. Ooh no,
that is about George Straight.

Speaker 8 (02:06:15):
How he's a musician and like this whatever musician like
fucks up and they're.

Speaker 1 (02:06:19):
Like, we gotta tell other guy who looks just like him. Yeah,
and that's where they slide George Straight in and then
he ends up being more popular than the musician that
he was replacing Pure Country Crazy Heart eight seconds Urban
Cowboy are cowboy movies like Diehard is a Christmas movie.
It is just a subplot. It is not what it
is about. Yeah, True Grit is a damn Western movie. Tombstone, Tombstone,

(02:06:44):
Quickly down Under, Helen high Water, Lone Star, Old Yeller
not a country movie. No, The Rest Place in the Country.
No Revenue is not a cowboy movie. It's about the
it is about the exploring of the West. It takes
place during that time, it takes place in the old time.

(02:07:06):
But it is not a cowboy movie. No, No, it's not.
They're explorers. They're being paid to explore. And Leo's character
gets sideways with one of the other characters. That guy
kills his son and almost kills Leo's character, and Leo goes,
I'm gonna kill you, and it's about him hunting him
back about his Western is Django?

Speaker 6 (02:07:26):
Okay? What about Hate Flight For modern Western movies, I.

Speaker 8 (02:07:33):
Would consider it. That's the one that's got Sam Jackson
in it. Walter Goggins. Okay, for whatever reason I was
thinking of that, Seth McFarlane.

Speaker 1 (02:07:45):
It's got Kurt Russell Okay. Jennifer Jason Lee is amazing
in it. She plays Kurt Russell's prisoner, and she's really crazy.

Speaker 8 (02:07:57):
I would consider what is it A Thousand Ways to
Die in the Way to ten thousand in the West. Yeah, y,
it's comedy, but it's still it's Western.

Speaker 1 (02:08:05):
This says hateful. It is an American Western thriller. Okay,
well that tells me it's not a cowboy movie. No,
but it's a Western. It takes place in the West,
but it is not cowboy esque.

Speaker 8 (02:08:16):
Right yeah, yeah, they're not out hurting case. It's no
fucking lonesome dove.

Speaker 1 (02:08:22):
No. But like Tombstone is about cowboys, right, Young Guns
is about cowboys and the outlaws.

Speaker 8 (02:08:29):
In the West. Yeah, okay, it's I guess. So so
what what are we looking at here? Like what they're
about or is it the time frame? I think the
time frame and what they do at the timeframe and
where they're at makes a huge difference, right, you know,
because you could you could easily do a movie about

(02:08:51):
the eighteen forty nine gold Rush. No, that's the West,
and it is Western times and it was during that time.

Speaker 1 (02:08:59):
But he's you know what I'm saying, So This says
whatever this is worth. This says what makes a cowboy
movie is the main characters are cowboys, ranch hands, outlaws,
or sheriffs. Setting is in a rural or frontier, open plains, deserts,
or small towns. The time period has to be in
the late eighteen hundreds. Common themes law of verus, chaos, survival, revenge, justice, horses, guns, saloons,

(02:09:26):
cattle drives, dusty roads, and horse right. I always got
to have some wres in there. This says a cowboy
movie is a Western movie. Okay, there is a little difference.
According to some people western movie. A western movie includes
settler stories, Native American conflicts, gold rush tales, modern westerns

(02:09:48):
like No Country for Old Men, no cowboys, but still
a western. That's not a Western, Yeah it is. You
read it black and white. I mean then there's a
lot of cowboys at a m the record, cowboys don't

(02:10:11):
wear vests, right, are vest Let's say north face on them?
My course, though, cowboys. Country concerts are cosplay to the
ten man. That is a true statement. They're so funny.
I love going and you're wearing your your fucking snake

(02:10:32):
skin boots and your your vest and you get the fee.

Speaker 8 (02:10:39):
I am all about country music. I'm all about country concerts.
This is some of the most fun I've ever had
is at a country concert. But like my brother, let
me rephrase that. My brothers, as I should say, they'll
both go take it to the fucking nines. Man hat,
pearl snap shirt, boots, blue jeans, I'm dressed.

Speaker 1 (02:11:03):
For the part, plaid shirt whatever. Yeah, not me. This
this is what I go. I got a T shirt, right,
have a small closet. I will say this if you
wear those a lot. Yeah, So if like you're going
out gear, is that true your special night with your
old lady? Is that okay? Yeah? But when you nine

(02:11:28):
percent of the other time you only do it at
country concerts, you're costplaying here for composer.

Speaker 8 (02:11:33):
Yeah. Uh, that country look is just not for me.
I tried it when I was a freshman in high school, right, and.

Speaker 1 (02:11:40):
The boots, the hats, the all that. It just like
I felt so weird. I'm like, this is not this
is not for me. So I put it down and
never went back. We have a good friend. He is
one cowboy like and I don't mean like out on
the range. He could probably right, I've been with him
on his land and him dealing with cattle and all
that other shit. I'm like, yeah, wear all the snapshirts

(02:12:04):
you want. Man, wear a vest I don't give a shit. Yeah,
because I've seen you punch a cow in the face,
like because it wasn't and check its prostate. Like you
are a cowboy. But when you get out of your
Volvo for the show, oh go on, yeah, or your
dodge Ram fifteen hundred, that ain't dirty, right, it's all

(02:12:26):
lifted up. You're not a cowboy. You're costplaying. Listen. That's
what America is about. There ain't much difference between you
and the people that go to wrestling and the people
that go to Britney spear.

Speaker 8 (02:12:39):
Shows or whatever, like s furries, furries, juggle los. Right,
we're all just trying to fit in with our little group.

Speaker 1 (02:12:50):
And click and it's fine. Like I ain't hating it.
Be you live your life. But when those people diminish
the juggalos, are those people diminished the people that go
to wrestling. I'm like, yeah, settle down there, cheeseburger in Paradise.
Oh God, I'll never forget being in Oklahoma City. Didn't
knowing there was a Troubadour show, go out to eat

(02:13:12):
with some friends, and I'm like, it, is there a
glitch in the matrix? Because all these motherfuckers look exactly
the same. They're not wrong. They probably all show up
at the same store at the same time. When you
have a cowboy hat to wear when you go to
cowboy things, I think you're dressing up.

Speaker 8 (02:13:30):
Yeah, that's my good hat. That's the one that doesn't
get the mud on it.

Speaker 1 (02:13:35):
Listen again, if you work out in the yard and
you wear a cowboy hat and that's your thing, you
really like cowboy hats, that's your identity. Yeah, I get it.
But when you have to get the ladder to get
it out for when you go to the show, you're
dressing up. Right. What was my grandpa shut hat and
he wore when he would go to a Troubadour show.
You're lying right. My dad has a Panama Jack hat.

(02:13:59):
He would wear it a lot. That's where it's at
in the attic. I was gonna say landfill, but because
I don't wear Panama Jack hats. It's one of the
few things I have kept giving to me for my dad.
And I'm like, yeah, okay, I got a ring from
him that I they had to cut off of him,
which is weird in itself. Yeah. I got it repaired

(02:14:22):
and put back together and cleaned up. Didn't know it
was a silver ring. It was a different color when
I got it. I had turquoise in it. Yeah, but
that's different. Yeah, I'm totally thinking that you should break
that hat down wear sometime. I feel like there's somewhere
when we are in Panama, I will absolutely do that,

(02:14:45):
right or I changed my name to Jack.

Speaker 8 (02:14:49):
What if we just say, like for a morning we
play nothing but Panama. Yes, for you and your Panama Jack,
I just you can wear it.

Speaker 1 (02:15:01):
I probably I understand. I'm not much of a hat guy,
and if I am, I'm a backwards at. Yeah, occasionally
affords at, but most of the time just backwards.

Speaker 8 (02:15:11):
I went through my Fedora phase you oh yeah, I
had fucking this big white grim motherfucker man, and uh
it was. It was fucking of it, right, and I
still have it in my closet and uh oh yeah,
because this is when I first started working for Ford, right,
and I was like, I need to be fancy for
this fucking job.

Speaker 1 (02:15:31):
I'm I'm leaving talk.

Speaker 8 (02:15:33):
I got me an adult, an adult job. So I
went full on Dick Tracy with his motherfucker man, I'm
here for the scoke scene. My fucking my button down
shirt and my tie and my fucking raincoat, right.

Speaker 1 (02:15:49):
And my fucking Fedora. Oh yeah, And that was great.

Speaker 8 (02:15:53):
And I was like after a while, I was like this,
this one's too big.

Speaker 1 (02:15:56):
I need to shrink my Fedora down a little bit.
So I went and got in other one, a pinstriped
one to match my pinstriped suit. Nice damn man zoot suit, right,
I get it.

Speaker 8 (02:16:08):
But it wasn't quite like that because this is all
tailored custom right. It wasn't quite like the zoot suit
where you had pretty much just pinstriped pants that looked
like mc hammer pants.

Speaker 1 (02:16:17):
You know, fucking change. I love that you're defending, but
keep going, fucking giant ass fucking jacket.

Speaker 8 (02:16:22):
This, you know, dragged the floor behind you.

Speaker 6 (02:16:26):
Do you still have the suit?

Speaker 1 (02:16:27):
I do. It's the only suit that I have. And
did you need like, did you interact with customers where
you needed to wear a suit? No?

Speaker 8 (02:16:37):
I was just not working at Target anymore and felt
like I'm in an office now I should dress like
office people dress and because it was you know, it
was it wasn't a casual environment business casual. I guess
they could say.

Speaker 1 (02:16:55):
But khakis, yeah, pull like Jake from State Farm. Yeah,
from State Farm exactly. But I didn't. I'll do that
on Fridays, you know, maybe, But no, I was like,
I should dress like office people. I'm at a I'm
at a dealership. I should dress like everybody else. I
do this thing, and Alias stop bringing me up into

(02:17:17):
her office because she'll introduce me to somebody and then
they all kind of wear the same thing. And I'll
just call everybody that first name that I meet. She's like,
you gotta stop doing. I'm like, what I didn't know?
It looks exactly the same. This is jan she's been
here twenty five years. Oh Joe, pleased to meet you. Right. Well,
they're all wearing khakis vest right from say, yeah, Jake

(02:17:39):
from State Farm. And you're like, hey Jake, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:17:43):
They're great people, yeah, yeah, absolutely, but they they've got
an image they got uphold.

Speaker 1 (02:17:47):
I'm glad I'm out of that shit. I I'm some
radio people, which Lindsey will attest to think that you
have to dress up really to work in radio you
can't see us. I mean, well, it isn't about the
radio fans. It's about the business conducted in the walls.

Speaker 8 (02:18:05):
That's what they kept telling me when I was working
and you know, selling parts and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:18:11):
Did they ever say this one, Hey, you dressed for
the job you want, not the job you had. I've
heard that before, but I go as a giant bunch
of bullshit. By the way, I've learned some things having
the fifteen million jobs that I have.

Speaker 8 (02:18:24):
I wore I used to do customer service for Avis
Rental Car right here in town, and I was going
through the training.

Speaker 1 (02:18:31):
And I I was like, fucking my twenty half this time,
right before I even had kids, and I wore slipknot
shirt that said people equal shit. It's the name of
their song, right. The fucking trainer did not like that
at all. Whatso well, I mean, that does feel like
a little bit of bridge too far. They said I
could wear whatever I wanted, so I wore Yeah, I

(02:18:53):
think there's an implication there that would be appropriate for
a business set.

Speaker 8 (02:18:57):
I learned my lesson that day that you cannot wear
that shirt to work, so I never wore it ever again.

Speaker 1 (02:19:03):
I have been in part of many meetings about hiring
people and firing people. I have plenty of friends who
have hired and fired people, and nobody has ever said
the words, but have you seen how they dress? Right,
he's a snappy dresser. He's a snappy He's not a
snappy dresser. That's never been said. It was always about
performance every single time. Even in the time where they're like,

(02:19:27):
we gotta fire five people to meet quota. Who do
we want to pick? It's never been like, yeah, but
give pep wore a slipknot shirt. That's never been said, right, never,
never never never, Well, they didn't, they did.

Speaker 8 (02:19:39):
They had it out for me in the beginning anyway, Sure, yeah,
the world in you man, Absolutely that place was all
right to work at. They had a certain smoke hall, right,
this is what your designated spot where you go to smoke.

Speaker 1 (02:19:51):
And we're like, okay, that's fantastic. The fucking walls and
the ceilings were like think of the worst colored your
wax you've ever pulled out of your ear, and how
orange and dark and red and black. That's how the
walls were in that place. I was like, I can't,
I can't hang out here. I gotta go outside, get
the fresh air to smoke right as a smoker, the

(02:20:13):
smoke call. It is too much, too bad. Yeah, doing
inbound calls is brutal. Oh yeah, I did that right
out of college, or when one summer in between and
did the training. It was not hard work, no uh,
and I was good through it. Did the training, did
one week on the floor, and they're like, hey, we

(02:20:33):
want to move you to another air. I'm like, ah,
I think I'm gonna quit.

Speaker 8 (02:20:37):
Yeah, because it sucks. I'd rather do inbound calls than albounds.
Oh yeah, because I've done those four bothering.

Speaker 1 (02:20:44):
People at five six o'clock in the evening, interrupting their dinner.
Would you like to get your carpets cleaned? Sure? If
you could go back to younger you about looking for
a job. Obviously, I've made no mistakes, no regrets, know that,
buy for sure giving advice. What would you say to

(02:21:05):
your younger self about job hunting, because you wouldn't go
for those jobs again, right, not now unless I absolutely
had to. No, no, no, But you're going back to your
younger self back then, trying to get your feet out
from under you, you know, get some standing room, I
probably would.

Speaker 8 (02:21:20):
I probably would tell them go out there and do
those jobs, because that's how you learn some things in
those jobs. Sure, you learn what you can and cannot do,
or can and won't do. I won't ever do fucking
outbound sales anymore at all, waysoever, or sales in general.

Speaker 1 (02:21:37):
For that fact, I hate sales. It is the worst.
It's never fucking good enough, and it's just tear.

Speaker 8 (02:21:42):
It was so much stress for nothing, for fucking nine
to five job. Yeah, so I would go back and
tell myself or I would go back and I would
still do that, because that's how you learn some things.

Speaker 1 (02:21:53):
Sure, you know, you learn that you.

Speaker 8 (02:21:54):
Can't wear a people equal shit shirt to a customer
service job. Yeah, and that saved my ass because I
probably would have still worn that same.

Speaker 1 (02:22:05):
Shirt to a different gen learn there were boundaries with clothes. Okay, Yes,
so I would go Sure, I think you would have
been I don't know why you didn't go down a
path in your life as a bartender, because you are
perfect for that role. Yeah, your social game, all that stuff. Yeah,
it's just that that was maybe.

Speaker 8 (02:22:27):
If I would have shown a little bit in I
liked making the drinks for the friends at the parties
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:22:33):
That's where it ended.

Speaker 8 (02:22:34):
I was always the music guy anytime that we had
a party, Gimpy your DJ. Okay, anytime, no matter where
I'm at or whose party was at, it's always gimpy
your DJ.

Speaker 1 (02:22:46):
Because I love music. And so maybe that's why.

Speaker 8 (02:22:49):
Maybe if I made really good cocktails and didn't show
as much interest in the music, people like, all right,
you're bartending this party or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:22:57):
Yeah, well, because bartending you can make diculous amounts of
money more than you came back. I had a friend
that paid for a house with cash, yeah at twenty
five ye and bartended from twenty one for four years.

Speaker 2 (02:23:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:23:09):
I know people that that is their life. That's what
they do. That's all they've ever done.

Speaker 1 (02:23:14):
You know.

Speaker 8 (02:23:14):
They started bartending when they're twenty one, and they still aren't,
you know for some of them, and they just can't
get out of that rut. But other ones that's what
they truly love doing.

Speaker 1 (02:23:24):
And you can make good money. Though. Yeah, I think
if I went back, I would probably like, hey, find
a job you can build off of and always lean
back to. Okay, So like uh, mechanic electrician a trade
of some sort some sort of trade you can always
lean back on or use as an extra financial pick up,

(02:23:50):
not not you know, the token boy at Chuck E Cheese.
Oh token, you know what I mean? Like right, and
I'm with you, like and things in that job. But
I'd be like, hey, maybe think about finding jobs that
could be a career right right, not filler.

Speaker 8 (02:24:08):
Yeah, because I didn't think about career life until I
was mid twenties, right like, all right, Well, I got
to figure out what the fuck I'm gonna do with
my life because I am tired of being in trouble
all the time. Tired da d d da da da dad,
and I need to do something.

Speaker 1 (02:24:21):
I tried to convince my niece. I was like, go
work at Starbucks while you're in college, because that can
carry you after college if you can't find a job
or whatever. They have good benefits. They feed you food throughout,
like you get meals, Like there are some great reasons
to work there that even if it doesn't work out,
you can be a district manager. Quick trip is another one. Yeah,

(02:24:45):
Like get a job where there's a there's a lean
back right away, rather than I got out of college,
didn't get a job in radio right away and waited tables,
which sucked. And then I worked in a financial field
as a as a mutual fund representative, helping manage people's portfolios,

(02:25:07):
and I was like, this sucks. People do this every day.
Quit that went back to waiting tables. You just sit
there and look at the clock. Yes, she's like, fuck
it's only nine ten. Yes, fuck it's only nine eleven.
They didn't even fucking lunch yet, motherfucker. No. Yeah, you

(02:25:31):
go and you find it, you know, eating your cubicle.

Speaker 6 (02:25:34):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (02:25:35):
God, I'm so sorry. If you do this, that sucks. Yeah,
we're describing a lot of motherfuckers. Yeah, that's not easy.

Speaker 8 (02:25:41):
But if it works, it works. I know they're not
happy because I've been there. I've been stuck in cubicle land. Yeah,
it sucks, you know, you make I made friends with
the three other motherfuckers around me.

Speaker 1 (02:25:54):
You know. But if you were on the far end
of the office, of the sales floor, never talked to
you unless they go to the bathroom. Right, that's it, right,
you said, Uh, it works. I would argue you get
used to it. You're probably right. You're probably right, bless you.

(02:26:15):
You get used to it, You get used to the
routine of it. Again, nothing wrong with these jobs at all.
I think about it, though. Every job we'll wear you down.
I've said it before, what's interesting being a dog walker
in any other job? As a dog walker, I put
shit in my hand right the other ones you just
deal with it. Yeah, hey, you deal with it in

(02:26:36):
every job. It doesn't matter what it is. Speaking of
dog turns in your hand.

Speaker 8 (02:26:41):
Oh God, we're gonna pivot real quick because we're at
the fucking park. We're at Niehaus. You mentioned it earlier
on the show, nice little park over the here and
Broken Arrow, and they got a nice little disc off
course over there. So me and my buddy Josh and
my brother would go over there to play. And we
were like, there's all these multi colored things down the
middle of the fucking field. I'm like, what is this

(02:27:02):
a bunch of condoms? Nah, they're too big to be condoms.
They look more like rubber gloves. So we get up
to where the teapat is where all this multi colored
What the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (02:27:14):
You look a little bit.

Speaker 8 (02:27:15):
Closer, somebody get scattered, like emptied out the fucking shit
can and then just scattered random bags dog shit all over.

Speaker 1 (02:27:24):
The park, craziest thing I've ever seen. And I was like,
that's the craziest thing you've ever seen in that particular park.

Speaker 8 (02:27:31):
I've gone out the flure and like you'll find random
shoes in somebody's panties and.

Speaker 1 (02:27:36):
An old condom or something. But that's a nice, decent park.
I'm like, where one Because there was a trash can
bloat over. I was like, well, maybe maybe it blue
out of here an eighty mile an hour when knocked
over the trash can and all this shit just happened
to land two hundred feet away from it. No, I
can't believe that. Probably some kid that wears a People

(02:27:59):
Equal Shit shirt my motherfucking teenager rebellion. I'm just saying
a younger version of GIMPI would understand the artwork that
had been presented. It's true in the field respect to that.
So gross. Pick up your ship, put that on a shirt,

(02:28:19):
pick me that morning show, Pick up your Ship. I
like it. I don't want to get that made. I
think it's a band name. I know somebody. I know
somebody who makes T shirts. We're gonna make an app
band named p us pick a pict shit boys, pe
PULLYUS Boys, Boys Poise. Who fucking knows you guys have
a great week.