BMMS 5-30-25

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We call it the fifty for fifty where we give

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away fifty pairs of concert tickets and we just qualified
someone because every hour with us is your only chance.
And Jeff Boons of Tulsa got qualified. He heard Q
and called who got his name in the running. You
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gonna get for freaking eight Friday. If animals could talk,
which would be the root? Pretty simple one today, No
shame maybe you guys always surprised me. So if animals
could talk, which one would be the rudest? Bmms? And

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whatever that is to eight two nine four five. We'll
get you on the phone and you'll get a case
of fiftieth anniversary Miller Lite for freakin' a Friday. And
last night at Hucks at the W Street Ice Center
we gave away see them all twenty twenty five and
a very excited brag Keen of Wagner one. He went
to a show that night because seither was last night,

(04:38):
so he went immediately to a show, no hanging around.
He's like, I gotta go. I got a show to
go to. You gotta get this concerts here we started,
and so he'll be seeing every concert kmod as a
part of including VIP Week in Rockklahoma. To add to
the coolness, his birthday's today. Yeah, just bought a new
motorcycle last week. Cat's having a great week. Yeah. I

(05:00):
told his wife. I was like, good luck. He will
not have a better week than this all year long.
And very Pucks is a great place. The food's really good.
It was great. So many people came out, and when
Lindsay called the last ticket, it was funny to watch
everybody leave. Uh oh yeah, they're like me see you.

(05:23):
And Brad won it pretty early, which is something that
doesn't happen. I think I was talking to Brady with
this last night. I think that's the highest points we've
ever had on that game. If not the highest, it's
got to be the second highest. Great points, especially because
he didn't spend the wheel a lot of the times.
You know, you got the option to spind the wheel.
You can double your points or you can cut them

(05:44):
in half.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah, but I think we've had someone double their points
and the highest has been.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Was Okay, that's fantastic. You had to spend the wheel
to get that far. Yeah yeah, and he did not,
so just imagine if he would have. He was unreachable
as it was, but if he would have doubled his points,
just call it done at that point. So for the
listeners that don't know, we play this game where you
have to earn points by choosing at randomly assigned point

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values to cards and with some sort of picture on it,
and they the point and range is anywhere between five
and one hundred, and Brad picked a seventy five and
one hundred. That's never happened, and so he won, which
was pretty cool. We had previous CMAL winners there trying

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to win again. The guy from last year was in
line to try and win again, and a few from
previous years, and then the guy who won the Harvey
who won the tickets for Canes, the one hundred years
of Canes, and he was sharing with me. He had
a giant book of all of it. It's a really
cool story if you don't know. And he got put

(06:52):
in a magazine about it. He became good friends with
the owners of the Canes. I imagine after one hundred shows, yeah, yeah,
and the he got on stage with Tom Morello.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah. He said he did one hundred and twelve consecutive
concerts between July and April, and he saw the Pretenders,
the Red Not Chili Peppers, Tom Morello. Uh, and the
Canes were like, this is something pretty special that will

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not happen again. Well, you only turn one hundred once.
I mean, just to find somebody that committed in all honesty,
when we do these giveaways, the chances that someone goes
to all of them. It just it isn't reality. Jeff
comes up, they give the tickets away whatever. Not this cat.
This cat went to every single show. It was his mission.

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I told him he should think about submitting it to Guinness. Yeah,
I wonder if there is a world record for most concerts,
most consecutive shows at the Canes Ballroom. Doubt it, right, Yeah,
if you're going to label it down to that finite
for sure. I was just thinking broad just you consecutive concerts,
but yeah, you get the Knes Ballroom and Harvey in
the Book of World Records.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
At the same time, I thought it was neat that
I met our very first qualifier of this year's contest.
His name's Ashly, and he drove in from Kansas, and
this was his seventh year qualifying and now his seventh
year losing the contest. But he said it's okay. He
had tickets to a show last night and he said,

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and I've got I'm staying at the hard Rock and
I'm really looking forward to that. So either way, it
was a trip, two hour trip, well worth it, well
worth the drive.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
So yeah, he went to CEC there as well. He
was very excited but it was awesomely. Flight hooked us
up make sure that could happen, and the folks at
Puck's were great. If you haven't been there, it's a
it's a really cool sports bar. Plenty of TVs. They'll
do thunder Watch parties there, so if you're gonna watch
the thunder in the finals, it'll be on there. The

(09:01):
hockey teams practice there array of the many tournaments on
the weekends for different organizations. They have public skate. They
do lessons there if your kid's trying to learn, and
there's a great place for adults to hang while their
kids are doing that, which I think is a brilliant Yeah. Really,
you're not stuck down there on the ice. I wish
swim lessons.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Had this right, and it's fun to people watch, not
just for the falls, but for the talent that is
out on the ice as well. Just make sure when
you're there, you might want to take a hoodie with you.
Even if it's one hundred degrees outside, it's not inside.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I think Pucks is fine. I think it's temperature controlled great.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
But when you walk in, you're like, whoa, it's cold
in here.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
The ice, Yeah, yeah, it is a self enclosed away
from the ice, so it isn't like being You're not
gonna need to park a right you and your baby
seal next to you, right right. So congratulations to Brad
as he won the tickets. He was very Brad's been
trying to win for years. Listener, he was very excited,

(10:03):
which was very cool. Cool to see as he was
not expecting that. This is a pretty great story about
these guys who went hiking in New York up near
Lake Placid. Do you know the story, gimpee, It's a
fantastic story. So these guys are like, let's go hiking.

(10:23):
As happens when you live in an area where hiking
is a lifestyle. It is a little bit here, but
in certain parts of the country it is something people
do almost every weekend. And they went hiking, and it
is unclear whether they decided to or partake on the
way along the trail or brought it with them, but

(10:45):
at some point they decided to take shrooms. Yeah, not
an uncommon thing either, NU man, especially we're out in
your nature. You got all those bright, vibrant colors, you know,
it feels good. I totally see why they would do
this sort of thing. Yeah, I'm I can't get there

(11:06):
only because I'm just too much of a planner and
I want to have a plan to get out of there. Well,
you just turned around the cam and then we can
and this maybe, as this story is going to demonstrate, right, yeah,
this is a cautionary tale and why I can't see it.
But nonetheless, so these guys go and I think there's
three of them and they're just enjoying the trail and

(11:28):
at one point two of them realized the third wasn't
with them anymore, and they just assumed he was dead,
and yeah, he's got to be dead. He's not here.
They call the authorities. They dispatch a park ranger to
the location of where these individuals are, and the park
ranger immediately determines that they are not present. They are

(11:51):
on another planet. They're there, they're just not there, and
so he hears their story and he determines that the
individual is not dead when that individual calls the park ranger,
telling the park rider try to contact him, and then
the person called back and they got separated, which does
happen hiking, and yeah, everything's good, but they were out

(12:17):
just tripping balls, having a good old time. Experiencing nature.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
It sounds real.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
There's a difference I think between hey, just taking some
and then like, let's go right right, And this sounds
like they went let's go oh yeah, they wanted to
really feel it. No microdosing involved there. Yeah, let's take
at least you know, two three grams and have a
good old time. Yeah, what's the worst that can happen?
Do I hate the whole brownie whatever that looks like

(12:48):
for you. Do I drink the whole tea? That's why
if this is a lesson for anything, if you're going
to do that, I say, do it in the safety
of your own home. That's what I'm saying. Oh, I
get it. I want to have my chair right right.
Do it in the safety of your own home or
have a shroom buddy. Yeah, I think that's you know,

(13:08):
I think that really helps out in almost anything that
you're gonna get. Have somebody who is sober ish, at
least at least sober ish, you know, way better off
than you are, to help guide and help and make
sure that you're not you know, call the police thinking
that your friend's dead when he's just you know, thirty
feet behind you.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
It's just lost, like to call his phone first.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
What happened? Dude? I just had to take a crab.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Man, that was all right, you left me.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I was thinking, just as you said that, because Texas
is banning the sale of THHC products. Yes, stupid, And
it's it's really interesting how we're going back and say, okay,
I'm not gonna and how they they're like, hey, this
is dangerous because something happened to somebody, right, And in
the press conference, the one of the lawmakers in the

(14:01):
state was at being asked like why are we are
you keeping kids safe but also then telling adults they
can't do what they want exactly, and he's like, we're
absolutely keeping kids safe and uh and adults, we don't
want anybody to do it. And he holds up a
bag of edibles. Yeah, gummies, Like, dude, not a bag

(14:23):
like a like a freezer gallon bag. I don't know
where this cat bought this for real, right, He's like,
would you like some of these? As I'm watching them like,
he shipped the bag and goes, can you imagine coming
home from work and eating this whole bag?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
God, no, barely imagine eating five of them all? He
was let alone, a whole bag, and then he just
tosses it out into the crowd like like it's nothing.
I'm like, well, who's that cameraman quickly grabbed. It's like
it's like the bridesmaid at a wedding and shoving each
all the way. Them gummies, the cameraman, the mic guy.

(15:04):
You knew, they were like side eyeing it, putting their
foot over it and sliding it to them. Yeah. Yeah,
But I was trying to find why they uh the
reason because there was some sort of scenario that happened
where somebody got sick or died. I'm not sure because
he cited that, and you know what happened to that

(15:25):
one man or one person, we can't let happen to
everyone else. What had happened, at least from what I
heard in the video anyway, is that a twenty two
year old man eight some edibles or took some THHC
form and then stepped out in front of a train
and killed himself. And they're blaming the THCHC on it,

(15:48):
and I'm like, they're no, hooy. I have been stoned
out of my gourd, and I've done stupid things. Hell,
I remember one time when I was seventeen, Babe right
got out of my friend's car at my girlfriend's house.
Wasn't paying any attention because I was ripped, and I
turned her around and whack right into a street sign

(16:09):
that was right there. You know, put me down on
my knees for a little bit. So as like a
sea that could happen. I don't see like people getting ripped.
It's like that reefer madness when he's like, oh, I'm
so high and he puts the shotgun in his mouth
and blows his head off. That doesn't happen. Man, I
was trying to find the story. I would think this
would be quite a popular story, but I'm having a

(16:29):
hard time located there, or they just exasperated it. I
just I think the hypocrisy in this is just wild.
So if somebody drunk, just want to make sure we're clear.
If somebody's drunk and drives into a train or I
don't know, another car, crowd full of people, yeah, we're

(16:49):
gonna ban alcohol. No. The answer is no, no, And
they're gonna have an answer of something like, well, you know,
one individual can't dictate some bs thing. And it just
seems incredibly wild to me that this one incident is
the trigger point that makes people that make laws go, well,

(17:12):
we got to keep people safe because I can give
you thousands of instances of things that kill lots of
people that people refuse to act on. Right, let's start
with vindie machines. Right, let's start with cows. Right, ban
all cattle, ban all soda machine deer. I'm right there.
I'm just saying that, like, see, you can't go with

(17:33):
the like, we're trying to protect everybody, and it's not like,
here's the thing the kids. Oh, we're trying to protect
the kids. We don't want the kids get in the
hold of the pots. They're still going to do it anyway.
It's called the black market. Yeah, and we did it
for decades, decades before it finally became legal in a
lot of states. Yeah, and that was the people that
were against it. We're saying, we're like, you're just pushing

(17:55):
it back into a dark corner, back into the cartel hands. Yeah,
where we can't to ensure that fintanel doesn't get into it.
We don't know what's in these gummies. Do you know
what's in there? That was part of the lawmaker's little speech.
We don't know what's in there. Well, actually we do, sir,
because there are regulations and there are committees and there

(18:16):
are groups that do that, so we do know what's
in it. You old ass, get out of here. Yeah,
it felt like he was like these kids not wearing
a hat outside right now, you should be wearing a
suit every day, right, come on. It felt a little codgity, absolutely,
and it just is. It is a wild thing to

(18:39):
see and like angry about it. That's the part. I
just don't buy the anger that goes along with it.
I think I want to say it's a generation thing
because he looked from the boomers. Germoked. Yeah, I think
it's an individual thing and I zero to do with age.
That's fair. That's fair because I know twenty of people

(19:00):
our age that are not into that at all and
it's very dangerous and are just scared at the sight
of it. Yeah. I say that because like people in
our a generation group gen X, gen Z stuff like that,
we're a lot more exacting than what the Boomers were.
My dad of some things. Yeah, my dad was staunchly
against it, right, you know, he died when he was

(19:22):
in the sixties or whatever. So he came from that era,
you know, the seventies and eighties era where mustaches were
the trend. You know, seemed like everybody had a mustache.
So he was staunchly against it. But you know, he
even he can kicked me out of the house one
day for a nickelbag that he had found on me,
and he's like, get out of my house. I want
this garbage in here. Of course, my mom saved my ass. Whatever.

(19:46):
What year was that, you think if you could remember
that that happened. Yeah, that was nineteen ninety nine. Okay, okay,
so not too far off the drugs. War on drugs
was still a thing. Dare was still a thing, right,
Oh yeah, go down the rabbit hole of the fumble
that is. Oh my, it's wild. It didn't work for me.

(20:08):
I'm just saying, red ribbon weak, no effect here. But
you remember, well, of course I remember, yes, the stupid
T shirt dare to keep kidding. Yeah, I dare you,
I dare you. It didn't work, right, horrible, what are
you chicken like? It's the worst slogan program ever. Thanks

(20:30):
nance appreciate it. Right, it was Nancy Reagan's Yeah, sure
it was. And the idea to the frying the egg thing.
I'm not no expert like the man on the other
side of the glass, but I've never felt like my
egg was frying in my brain?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Right, No, I think Corey Feldman did one of those
commercials once this is your brain, this is your brain
on drugs, any questions do.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
We don't have commercials like that anymore. I remember that
used to be the thing. Of course, this is your
brain on drugs, and you know, don't do the reefer madness.
And of course there was the methnphetamines you know, ooh
meth oh, yeah, can But we don't have anti drug
Yes we do, they're just a little bit different. I
mean that was a government initiative program where there was

(21:18):
money spent to put that campaign out there. Now you
see it mostly focused on vaping smoking still, okay, right,
I was thinking it went in the opposite direction. And
we see more commercials for drugs than we ever have.
The difference is these are all big pharma drugs. Yeah,
and they're all prescription based. Yeah, there's one you're pushing

(21:39):
to give it to you. There's a commercial for one
in the morning. I forget the name of it, but
the slogan the thing to look out for was like
some crazy thing that happens with your balloon knot, And
I was like, I know. I was like, who in
the right mind would hear that and go, Okay, how

(22:01):
bad is what you're dealing with that you don't know?
You need a commercial to inform you, not a medical
professional for you to go, Hey, doc, I know I
might have aliens crawl out of me in the worst
possible location, but I hear this pill might do some magic. Yeah,

(22:22):
I would probably argue, go do a wayakasa or whatever
ayahuasca ayahuasca retreat before you take that thing. No kidding,
I have some interlight discussion before you go. I mean,
I know there may be some leakage and I may
fall apart. Anal leakage should never be a thing. No, No,

(22:43):
I wish I could be in that room when they
were doing the creative for it and go, well, we
got to say anal leakage, I can't do that. It's fine,
We've got to we need to warn them that this
is a possibility on your buttole might see. Yeah, No,
I feel good with this, David. I don't ever want
to be a part of anything where that's a thing

(23:04):
we're buttthhole seepach if I'm in a meeting and they're like, hey, listen,
we're gonna do this giveaway, but anal leakage might be
a thing like, hey, time out, I'm good. I can't
be a part of this. Come on, be a team player. Yeah,
we have a pizza party. If we hit our number, great,
that'll definitely give you antal leakage. All right, listen, it's

(23:25):
frigging a Friday. That means you could win beer in
a case fiftieth anniversary Miller like could be yours. If
animals could talk, which would be the rudest bmms and
whatever that is? To eight two nine four five.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
More of The Big Man Morning Show is next ninety.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Seven kmod because it's friggin a Friday. If animals could talk,
which would be the rudest bmms and whatever that is
to eight two nine four five. On Fridays, we do
news quikies, but we do just the headlines. It's time
for news quakies, world news, local news, and news that
just makes you say, hey, what the here's Corbyn, Gimbe

(24:02):
and Lindsay with what's going on? News quickies from The
Big Man Morning Showing nineties on the five.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Parents claimed their pit bull puppy mauled their baby to death.
Autopsy says that's not true.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
M I guess the parents just got hungry. I mean,
I feel like you would be immediately able to tell
if an animal bit adult like a bit of kid,
right compared to someone else, unless after the fact that
they did that, because that is that is a wild

(24:37):
statement to make. Yeah, or they just made it because
of these are crazy headlines. They just made it and
it was quite clear that's not what happened. Yeah, it's
probably the latter half. Korean political campaigns are turning into
dance contests. I love it. I love the idea of
this AI model threatened to reveal engineer's affair to avoid

(24:59):
being shut down. It starts right there. Yeah, terminator is real.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Truckload of Crown Royal whiskey worth one hundred thousand dollars
stolen from fenced in facility.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
That's a fun party, yeah right.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Chinese company hosts first ever robot fighting competition. That sounds fun. Yeah,
because you would have them do things you would never
tell a human to do. Uh huh, and then take
AI into effect with that, and now we have terminator
fighting robots powered by artification giving blades. It'll be crazy. Yeah,

(25:39):
the CIA secretly ran a Star Wars fan site just
that one. Huh yeah right.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Suspect climbs eighty foot tree to evade deputies, is tucked
down after eight hour standoff.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Listen. Even as a kid, I remember climbing up trees
and going, I don't know how to get down, right,
So I can only imagine if I'm trying to out
run the police. At some point, you know, the tree
runs out right, But then you can just fly and
squirrel that thing and jump from one limb to another.
That's what the animals do, right, that's true. Now that's true.
The police will wait, yeah, don't follow you from tree

(26:16):
to dream. Mom accused of hiring contract killer for twelve
year old daughter. Wow what the twelve year old daughter too?
See That's where I'm confused on this headline. Does she
call it like on behalf of the twelve year old
be like, my twelve year old needs a contract killer?
Or does she hire this excellent pointer to kill her

(26:36):
twelve year old excellent point? Yeah, we don't know if
it means like I want to kill my twelve year old.
Or I'm helping my twelve year old.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
There's a bully at school that won't leave her alone.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
We need her dead.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh god, he goes to school with a mean girl.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Governor veto's the housing budget and buy mistake? How do
you do that by mistake?

Speaker 2 (26:59):
You had one job.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
How do you do that by mistake? I thought it
was the bill for giving people medicine. I don't know
like I thought it was. I didn't know it was
the housing budget. I thought it was the boozing hudget.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
A couple arrested in parking lot of Boys and Girls
Club for public sex acts in decent exposure.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I don't think this is that wild teenagers fornicating. No
adults adults with the Boys and Girls club in the
parking lot. It's not a church. It doesn't mean they
were hanging out in it or outside of it. People
do it in malls. There's kids at malls right right,

(27:46):
and they too get busted and sometimes but it doesn't
get say doesn't have that splash, right, You could say
boys and girls. You can be like, how dare they right?
Police investigating large fight at senior living center. That's just
a funny picture in your head. They just like slowly
picking up chairs.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, hitting each other, hold on, Bertha, yeahs MUDs.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Throwing blankets down, taking the tennis balls off their walkers.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh god.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
New head of social security hired from Wall Street tell
staff he had to google the job when he was
offered it. Oh damn, what do I do here? There's
nothing wrong with googling your job, said the doctor, right right.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
South African mother given life sentence for trafficking six year
old daughter.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Damn, I'm okay with that. Yeah, seems appropriate. Man fired
after standing up during online meeting with no pants on.
Who are these people that do meetings online with no pants?
That's so wild to me. You gotta get up some time,
use bathroom whatever people are going to see your Waaner
Scientists solve the mystery of ginger cats. That's a problem.

(29:08):
We gotta figure it out, though cancer Apparently we're getting close.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Last one lindsay, Oh, woman catches cheating husband with electric toothbrush.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Don't want to know any details. No, that's why you
use a regular toothbrush. That is not how sounding works.
Go ahead, give me naked woman busted for throwing bottles
at hotel guests, says her savior Michael Jackson told her
to do it. Make sure make sure you send a

(29:48):
text in for freaking a Friday. If animals ku talk,
which would be the rudest fiftieth anniversary Miller like case
of beer could be yours? If we pick yours? Last
one punk band release vinyl smelling of Gwyneth Paltrow vagina,
I have so many questions. I don't know how to
feel about that.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
You.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Let's start with how do you know this? Why her
smell my record?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Tulsa's Morning Show is coming right back, a big morning show,
Tulsa's Rock Station.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Friday, that's where we give away beer. We want you
to answer this question. If animals could talk, which would
be the rudest? And Cody is on with us, Hey, Cody,
how are you doing good? Hair? Are you good buddy?
What's the animal that would be the rudest if they

(30:44):
could talk? Ants absolutely say more. Well, in my experience,
it's always the short ones.

Speaker 8 (30:53):
I got the most attitude, and.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
There's no shorter animal than the ant. So we's are
always walking into your house like they own the place.
And if they could talk, yeah, yeah, they would just
stroll in like, Oh god, whin's o shoega? They got British. Yeah,

(31:17):
the British. That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, all as.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
All ants have British accents because they calonized. Oh god,
I thought we colonized right on. Man, give me go
ahead and tell him exactly what he's gonna get. Wow.

Speaker 9 (31:36):
An animal may be rude, but it just scored you
a case of fifty anniversary Miller.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Line back to you, hang on, buddy, So get your
infoon and have a fantastic weekend. Good morning, Lindsay, Good
morning Corbyn.

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Speaker 1 (32:13):
Good morning, Gimpe, Oh, good morning. I want you to
make your plans to join me for the third annual
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Tahlequah June thirteenth, through the fifteenth. There's going to be
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and of course live bands from like Trapped and head
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(32:34):
at ticket storm dot com. All right, we're doing a
friggin a Friday. If animals could talk? Which would be
the rudest? In case the fiftieth the inniversary mill like
could be yours. You need to send a text to
be eligible for that BMMS and whatever your answer is
to the phone number eight two nine four five. If
animals could talk? Which would be the rudest?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Lindsay, I thought about a lot of insects, but then
no animal animals. Animals. I landed on a goose because
they are already rude. I picture them. Oh you're driving,
not anymore, because I'm walking my family across the street.

(33:15):
F you wait for me, or you're at the zoo.
You just you know, bought a bag of popcorn. Here
comes a goose poking his head around the corner. Give
me that popcorn, bitch, and I can picture the best. Okay,
remember that scene in the film Napoleon Dynamite when he's
sitting in the classroom and the kid goes, Napoleon, give

(33:39):
me your tots and he's.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Like, no, I didn't eat lunch.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
And he's like, give me your tots. He's like no,
and then he just kicks him and he smashes them
all in his pocket. That's what a goose does. If
you don't give him your food, he's just coming after you,
and he's attacking you. So geese, to me are the rudest.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
They're like, you're hang uncle, yes, why do you say that?
They're just mad, Yeah, for no reason all the time.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
No reason.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, I'm angry. Okay. They get their meal and then
go sit outside eat the cookout away from everybody.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
You feed the ducks at the zoo. You're having a
nice moment, and then here comes the geese and they
just have to take up all the food. It's like, hey,
that wasn't for you, that was for the ducks. They
don't care. They don't care. They'll beat the ducks out
of the way and steal all the food.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Right, jerks, they entered the room, there's like hang ha
ha ha right, it's like your angry uncle. Yes, who
took the remote. Yeah about everything. Yeah, no rhyme or reason. Okay,
if animals could talk, which would be the rootest to
case of case the fiftieth anniversary Miller, like could be
yours BMMS and whatever that is to eight two, nine

(34:53):
to four five can be. I'm going with kangaroos. I
feel kangaroos are the old ultimate bro animal, right. They're
all hopping around thinking that they better than everybody else,
and then they stand up and they're eight feet tall
and jacked and they're like, come at me, bro, you

(35:14):
want a piece of this blah blah blah blah blah.
You know, we've all seen that video where the kangaroo,
you know, tries to attack that dog and then the
man has to go over there and physically fist fight
a kangaroo dicks put him on dick. I think you're
better than mean all your muscles, you do time in prison,

(35:35):
kangaroo jack, get out of here. I feel like I
read a thing where it's just been hyperbole of movies.
Kangaroos are that they're not very common at all, so
far as like in general in the world, Remember when
we talked with our listeners, are awesome jade from Australia, right,

(35:55):
And she says that kangaroos down there are like deep
up here, you know where, you know, they're everywhere. They're
an evasive species, and they're assholes, and they actually hunt
kangaroo for food, you know, not just you know, a
little little kangaroo, a little bomesling around her, like, get

(36:16):
that son of a bitch out of here. Po. I
wonder if I think we make jerky out of.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
It, oh jerky. I wonder if they taste like deer.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
You know, I don't. I don't know. I don't know.
I've had kangaroo jerky before. But there was a lot
of spices in there. Remember when we went to that
jerky shop and Broken Arrow Corbus, Yes, yes, and they
had like gator jerky and kangaroo all kinds of different,
you know, exotic meats of jerky. And you know which
is a movie Lindsay will promote at nine. To me,
I mean, there's a lot of spices and stuff in there,

(36:46):
so I couldn't tell a difference. I would have to
eat like grilled kangaroo, you know, just to see what
it tastes like. I do it though, for sure, I
didn't kangaroo, even though they're like she said, they were
like deer. You only see deer occasionally, right, it is not.
I mean, granted, and my kids are at their golf

(37:07):
lesson and I watched deer prants across the driving range,
but like it isn't. They're not like, oh my gosh,
here they are. Here's the deer again, right right right right,
like ducks or geese or whatever. Yeah, when i'm you're right,
like geese, for sure, I would consider them way more
in your face. Yeah. When I'm out at Mohawk Park
playing disc golf, I see a lot of them, like

(37:28):
in groups like two or three running through the forest
or you know, across your line of path when you're
trying to throw there they are dang deer, like two
or three at a time. And I can imagine if
those were kangaroo, they probably wouldn't move, assholes. I feel
like they would do this, Like they wouldn't just like

(37:50):
turn and face them and do their popeye right, Like
I think that's the myth, right, Like that's not.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Like they're misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I'm not sure they are. Yeah, I here defending the ruts.
It just sounds like it the shoes were cool. I
had a place for my nickel. Remember ruts that little
zipper pocket. Yes, that was the only reason to have them.
There was no other reason to own russ uh freaking

(38:17):
a Friday. If animals could talk, which would be the
rudest a case of fiftieth anniversary Miller like could be
yours bmms and whatever that is to eight two nine
four five. I am picking. I got two that I can't.
One should be very obvious that you think I'm gonna say,
I'll go with the obvious one. Cats, man, they already

(38:42):
are rude. They don't even talk, and they suck tell
me about it. They just are like, oh, yay, you're home.
I acquired that cat from my girlfriend. I told you,
but I talked about it right I when Lindsay was
out right, your girlfriend had a catch, couldn't keep it
because she there was a violation of the pet policy.

(39:04):
So you were being a nice boyfriend and I took
the cat in side quest. Yeah, dude, I've never seen
a girl so excited to see you, isn't it great?
It's a fantastic I told.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Her last night. I want someone that excited to see me.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
That was it was it was. I was very happy
for you when I saw that she. I was happy
for myself. She has seen me at the uh at
pucks and uh and I had a sneaky feeling like
it was going to happen, right because I look at her.
She lights up and then she starts charging and I
had to brace myself sure, one foot in front, one

(39:40):
foot in the back because I knew she was going
to jump into my arms. And it was pretty nawe. Yeah,
yeah whatever one and a half is plural, but not on. Yeah,
it was pretty awesome. So I got that cat from her,
and it was a dick at first, okay, just because
it's new and we got all these other animals I do.

(40:00):
And then it's like I don't know what's going on.
So now the cat is warmed up a little bit, right,
but this cat is steal an asshole? Yeah all right,
it waits for me. I keep my doors shut in
my house because I don't want the animals in my
bedroom or in the ferret room bothering them, or in
my music room bothering that stuff. So I'll go in there,

(40:22):
like let's just take this morning for example, and get
in the shower. Door shut da da da da. I
get ready. I go to leave my bedroom to go
out to my bike and get to work, and this
goddamn cat is laying right behind the door, waiting, waiting.
So as soon as I open that door and take
one step out, both claws right into my leg. And

(40:46):
it wouldn't it would not let me go. I'm like, you,
son of a bitch, gone now, get get you some honor.
You're right cats dicks.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
He's like, don't leave me with all of these animals, please.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
That cat has free right because the dogs are kindled up,
so the cat, and of course all the doors are closed,
so that cat has free room of the house. They
could do whatever it wants. It mostly just tears up
my paper towels, but whatever. Yeah, that's because cats show
love that way. So they're like, she was excited that
you were home. Dug her claws. Indeed, that's why cats suck.

(41:21):
That's not a loving relationship, No it's not. But you
can't just leave her. No, make that cat an outdoor cat.
You buy him food And they're just like, oh good,
was this on discounts? Oh god, don't get me started
on that. Every frigging morning I wake up I'm tired.

(41:42):
I just woke up. I'm trying to make a pot
of coffee, and this goddamn cat in between my legs
and between my legs, just weaving back and forth. Hey,
feed me, running on you? Hey feed me?

Speaker 8 (41:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
It wants food, yes, but in the most loving yes.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Get out of here.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I think I want to take that cat.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Bruce wouldn't know how to handle that. We want you
to text us and tell us if animals could talk,
which would be the rudest A case of fiftieth anniversary
Miller like could be yours BMMS and whatever that is
to eight two nine four five. It's all for freaking
ay Friday. We'll take a break and we'll be back tel.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
USA's Morning Show. Oh yeah, he's coming right back. Be
Bad Morning Show, Tulsa's Rock station.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
At ninety seven giving away beer for freaking a Friday.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest. Text
your answer to us so you can get in on
winning some of that beer. We're gonna give away some
giveaway some coming up here in a minute. Let's go
ahead and play a game. We got tickets to give away.
Avatari is going to be at the Tulus Theater on
December sixth. Get your tickets tell us thetheater dot com.

(42:52):
They go on sale this morning at ten am. You
gotta try and be Lindsay in the numbers game. Overwhelmingly,
she has stopped listeners. She has stopped listeners a let times.
Listeners have only won four times. You'll call it eight three, three,
four six, Oh kmod decide what category you want? Numbers,
percentages or averages, and let's go to the phones and
get our contestant. Good morning, you're on the air. What

(43:14):
is your name? Hey Karen, Karen, how are you.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Doing good?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Happy Friday?

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Happy Friday? What category do you want? Numbers, percentages or averages?
Let's do numbers? Numbers. It is five questions from gimpy.
Just answered them the best that you can. Are you ready? Yeah,
there we go. Karen how Old was Pope John Paul
the Second when he was elected. How Old was Pope

(43:42):
John Paul the Second when he was elected sixty sixty?
All right, Karen how Old? Was Pope John Paul the
Second when he died? Oh god, eighty two eighty two?
All right? Karen how Old was Pope Clement the tenth

(44:05):
when he was.

Speaker 8 (44:05):
Elected oh you're killing me small.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Sixty sixty Karen how Old was Pope Benedict the sixteenth
when he resigned eighty All right, last one here, Karen
how Old was Saint Peter when he died seventy six.

(44:35):
Gip me, I missed the answer for question three? How
old was Pope Clement the tenth when he was elected?
She said, sixty? I thought, all right, Lindsey's gonna come
back in and get the same. Five. Now are you Catholic? Karen? No, way, no, okay,
it's okay, all right, Lindsay's coming back into the room.

(44:57):
Five questions numbers is the category. Here we go. Lindsey
how Old was Pope John Paul the Second when he
was elected sixty one sixty one, she says, Lendsay how
Old was Pope John Paul the Second when he died
MM eighty one eighty one. Lendsy Hold was Pope Clement

(45:21):
the tenth when he was elected seventy seventy. Lendsey Howld
was Pope Benedict the sixteenth when he resigned.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Eighty three eighty three.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
She says, Last one here, Lendsay how Old was Saint
Peter when he died.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Eighty nine eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
She says, how do you think she did there? Karen,
I'm pretty good. I guess sure, all right, so I do. Okay,
here we go, go ahead and give me question one.
Question number one, how old was Pope John Paul the
Second when he was elected? Karen said he was sixty.

(46:09):
Lindsay Price's rioter as said he was sixty one. Pope
John Paul the Second was fifty eight when he was elected.
Karen got that one right. She's up one to nothing.
You need three total to win those tickets to see
Avatar at the Tells Theater on December sixth. Question two,
number two, how old was Pope John Paul the Second
when he died? Karen said he died at eighty two.

(46:29):
Lindsey again what the prize is right, says that he
died at eighty one. Pope John Paul the Second died
when he was eighty four. Karen got that one right,
so she's got two. One morn she gets those tickets.
Here's question three. Question number three, how old was Pope
Clement the tenth when he was elected? Karen said he
was sixty when he was elected. Lindsay said he was

(46:52):
seventy when he was elected. Pope Clement the tenth was
eighty when he was elected. Oh, here comes Lindsey. Question four.
She's on the board, she's it's two to one. Karen's
in the lead. All right. How old was Pope Benedict
at the sixteenth when he resigned? Karen said he was
eighty when he called it quits. Lindsey said he was
eighty three. Pope Benedict the sixteenth said I'm out of

(47:16):
here at the age of eighty five. Lindsay won that
one too. It is now tied two to two. It's
coming down to the final question. For those tickets to
see Avatar at the Tulsa Theatre on December sixth, get
your tickets this morning, starting at ten am at Tulsa
Theater dot com. For all the marbles or at least
two pairs two tickets, give me question five. All right, man,
how old was Saint Peter when he died? That's the question.

(47:39):
Karen said that he was seventy six when he died.
Lindsay said his old ass was eighty nine. Well, Saint
Peter died at the ripe old age of sixty six.
Karen got that one, ran congratulations, you're getting the tickets

(48:00):
to see Avatar at the Tolls Theater December sixth. Everyone else
can buy their tickets starting this morning at ten a m.
Hang on the line so Gimpie can get your info. Okay,
sure of, no problem. She's so shocked, I know, right,
this says the youngest pope was Pope Benedict the ninth.

(48:26):
Uh huh. He became the pope in ten thirty two.
Damn a long time ago. They said it was about twenty,
but some sources he could have been as young as
eleven or twelve. I've heard the twelve year old before.
I've never heard the twenty, so I find that kind
of interesting, and I wonder, like, is that the reason
they're like, Man, we gotta have a way older pope

(48:46):
from now on. We can't be having some kid or
some young punk pope in his twenties trying to make
decisions for us. We need somebody experienced with wisdom and sage.
Now that recent Pope Benedict died at ninety five, but
he wasn't in office right. No, But the oldest pope
while still in office was Pope Leo the thirteenth. He
died in nineteen oh three at the age of ninety three,

(49:08):
while still still being the pope. Yeah, right, so weakened
at Bernie's scenario, I would imagine, yeah, him doing that
ten or twelve. Right, How does that happen? Because they choose,
they choose, I mean, I'm sure that was way back
in the day before they started doing things the way
that they do now. So the little bit I know

(49:30):
about Greek history or Roman philosophy history is it is
not uncommon for them to pick young leaders and then
have like the hand what we know from Game of Thrones,
be the like kind of the person telling them what
to do, the real leader behind yeah, yeah, or in
some instances the previous person. I don't think this happened

(49:52):
with pope, but like previous person's picking who their successor
will be and then like preparing them some and then
they die act cidentally. Sure I probably would have picked
a different term, but yeah, and then they die, maybe unexpectedly,
and they become in charge out a younger age. I
don't think that's what happens in the pope scenario. Uh,
but that is why there were a lot of young leaders.

(50:13):
That makes sense. I figured that with like kings and
stuff in the monarchy. You know, the king dies and
will junior You're next in line, but I'm only thirteen,
doesn't matter. Put the crown on and sit in that chair.
What was the name of the kid king in Game
of Thrones? Jeffrey Jeoffrey, right, yeah, yeah, because his little
brother I think eventually finally came around. I'm not one

(50:34):
hundred per sure, but I know Jeoffrey was like the
young teenager and he was a dick. He was so interesting.
Thing about that character, the guy who played him never
acted again because of the backlash he received as for
portraying that character so well people, Yeah, like it scarred him. Wow,
that's a.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Shame because he was really good.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Yeah, he slayed. He had that that resting bitch face
down art. There are many times I want to jump
through the TV and slap them across the face being
a douche. Yeah, it's fit. A lot of characters needed
slapped on that show.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah. I think everyone tuned in when when we knew
that he was going to die.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Oh yeah, well so some of us did when it
was happening in real time, not six years later, not
six years later, lindsay, yeah, oh yeah, no, we don't
want to take give you more than you deserve. All right,
we got to take a break. We're giving away beer.
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest A
case of fiftieth anniversary midller like could be yours. We'll
be back.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
The Big Man Morning Show returns next. Elsa's Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Easily the tamest one we've done in a while. But
lulor meds and whatever that is to eight two nine
four five, Simone, Simon, Simone, what's your answer for what's
the rudest animals? If they could talk? A wall wrist
say more.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
Well, I just think they're fat and they have giant teeth,
and I.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Just look grumpy like they can't move a very fishy.
I'm starting to take a fist for real.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, so yeah, I think a walrus.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
How many walruses have you encountered? Encountered?

Speaker 2 (52:19):
None in real life?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
That is horrible, just pre judging the walrus before you
ever meet it. It could be the nicest animal. Lever
tell you all about diabetes. But no, you've already choked
up to being a dude. Wise they looks okay, yeah,
you never know, right on? All right? Well, Simone, here's Gipping.
I'm gonna tell you exactly what you're gonna get camp

(52:44):
you ask for, and he'd tell you that giraffes are
the rudest animal standing. They're all tall and able to
reach high places.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
Here's a case with the aniversary miller like back to
you guys, hang on.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
The line, simone, so Gip you can get your info
and have a fantastic weekend. Okay, you two, thank appreciate you.
All Right, Let's see what Gimpee has in his four
x four. I've all it says here that the Federal
appealse court reinstates Trump's tariffs. President Trump's tariff plan is
being reinstated by a federal appeals court for now. The

(53:18):
court granted the administration's request to pause a lower court's
ruling that blocked out most Trump's tariffs on other countries.
Earlier this week, the US Court of International Trade ruled
that an emergency law doesn't give Trump the authority to
impose tariffs on nearly every country. Yesterday, a US district
judge upheld the ruling after the Justice Department appealed. Israel

(53:43):
accepts US proposal forms ceasefire. According to an Israeli official
US Envoy Steve Whitcoff's proposal calls for the release of
ten living hostages, eighteen deceased hostages, and a sixty day truce. Meanwhile,
Hamas said that it was reviewing the new Huitkough proposal

(54:06):
and was quote responsibly studying it in a way that
serves the interests of our people, provides relief and achieves
a permanent cispire. The official provided no details about the
beginning of negotiations for a permanent end of the war,
a key Hamas demand that Israel has refused to accept.

(54:29):
It says here that skulls of black Americans studied by
German scientists in eighteen seventy two are returned to the US.
The skulls of nineteen black Americans that were sent to
Germany for scientific research over one hundred and fifty years
ago have been returned to the US. The human remains

(54:50):
were shipped to Leipzig University in eighteen seventy two to
be studied by researchers who thought black people's brains were
smaller than those of other races. The remains were recently
Let's just let's just say they find that so what
what is that? Right? What's the mean? Now? It doesn't

(55:10):
mean anything. But back in the day when things were different,
you know, when they thought they were lesser people. When
did they send it to I was under the impression
they sent them like recently. No, they sent them back
in eighteen seventy two. Okay, so they'd been sitting at
this German college for one hundred and fifty years and
they're finally like, they're probably cleaning up, doing some spree cleaning. Yeah,

(55:31):
whose call is this?

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Those are from those nineteen Their dad's dad's dads dad. Yeah, yeah,
maybe we should get those back over to them. Okay, sure, yeah,
I've got no use for it anymore. So instead of
having a garage sale, they just went ahead and sent
them back. Sure ah, but yeah. So it says here
that the remains were recently returned to Dillard University and Knowllins,

(55:56):
where they will be memorialized Saturday morning or excuse me, Saturday,
during a sacred ceremony. Dillard's president Dillard the university, not
the Yeah. Dillard's president says the memorial will be quote
about confronting a dark chapter in medical and scientific history
while choosing a path of justice, honor, and remembrance. And

(56:20):
then lastly here Oklahoma legislature approves a four million dollars
to relocate the USS Batfish. The Oklahoma Legislature approved House
Built twenty seven ninety four, which allocates four million dollars
to the USS Batfish for relocation. The Oklahoma War Memorial
and Museum said the funding will be used to move

(56:42):
the historic military vessel to its future home at three
Forks Harbor. The USS Batfish sank three enemy submarines during
a single patrol in nineteen forty five, an unmatched feet
in US naval history. The museum said that line right
there reminds me about Bundy four touchdowns in a single game.

(57:03):
The Batfish sunk three submarines and a single patrol four
millions a lot of money. Now we should absolutely memorialize
this ship and what it did. Ya do we have
an extra four million dollars? Yeah, we do. Now let's
spred more money. It's fine, right, it's interest. Good morning, Lindsay,

(57:23):
Good morning Corbyn.

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if we know the answers because we wrote them. And
last week GIMPI was the letting op. Lindsay was the

(58:54):
last one to go. And so she has the jar
and she's going to pull the first person that's going
going right nice, and so you will get strapped on
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no problem with that. Make sure it's connected here. Oh yeah,

(59:16):
that sounds like it's got a good jarge on it.
All right, that's juice up, real nice. That's juiced up
real good. Hey, while she's doing that, we're giving away
beer frigging a Friday. If animals could talk, which would
be the rudest? BMA mass and whatever that is? To
eight two nine four five?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Oh my god, Yeah, that's on.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest In
case the fiftieth anniversary miller like could be yours BM
mass and whatever that is to eight two nine four
or five? All right, Question one, all right, reach on
in here. Question number one, Lindsey, which are the great
Lakes of North America? Or should I say what are
the great lakes of North America? Because it wants you

(59:57):
to name all of them?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Okay, you've got Lake Michigan, Superior, Lake Erie, Lake, Huron,
and Ontario the five great lakes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Final answer, Oh okay, just waiting on it. You never
mentioned sky Took which is a great or grand or grand?
It's a grand lake. It's not great, all right. When
the question was asked, which are the great lakes of
North America? You said Superior and Michigan, and Erie and
Ontario and Huron. The answer is Superior, Huron, Michigan, Erie,

(01:00:39):
and Ontario. That's kind of an easy question of all
the people to get in. Yeah homes Lake homes. Yeah right,
I remember? Yes? All right, nice job. Two more question two?
All right? Question number two reaching and digging deep. And
this one says what fish is used to make calamari?

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Hell quid? Final answer?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Which fish is used to make kalamar? You said squid? Well, yeah,
it's a squid. Look at you just unholstering them. Man,
Come on, give me a good one now I'm here
we're you know, we're a lot them around trying to
get a good one. But slow down there, sharpshooter, Sally,
Let's see what we got here. Are you ready for
number three? Lensing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
All right? Oh shoot? Name the first woman appointed to
the US Supreme Court in nineteen eighty one. Do you
know any women that are appointed to the US Supreme Court? Now,
Judge Judy, Name the first woman appointed to the US

(01:01:48):
Supreme Court in nineteen eighty one, the year I was born.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I feel like I should know this definitely, and I'm
the first name that came to mind was Margaret Thatcher.
And that's not it, but I'm going to use it
as a final answer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Go with Margaret Thatcher. Huh, fair enough? Name the woman
the first woman appointed to the US Supreme Court in
nineteen eighty one. You said, Margaret Thatcher, the British Prime Minister. Well,
she worked her way up. Man started off in the
Supreme Court in nineteen eighty one. She's like, you know what,
screen you guys, I'm going to England. I'm going to
be a primastly Well the answer is Sandra Day O'Connor.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
That's really harsh today.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Did you know that one. Yes, I figured you would. Yes,
I wouldn't know, absolutely I did. That kind of makes
up for the two easy ones that she got. Not really,
not really. Lindsay's drawn the next person that's going, Oh yeah,
I don't need it yet. I don't think I need Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Actually do hooray?

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
All right, switch pass that around there while that's happening.
Congratulations to our listener Brad Keene. He wont to see
them all twenty twenty five last night as we did
the giveaway. Our friends at Uli Flight made that impossible
and he was very excited to win. Matter of fact,
went to a concert last night.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Look, I wonder if he's up yet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Oh yeah, oh yeah. I hit him up first thing
this morning, Happy birthday, dude. Nice And he had messaged
me back and I told him congratulations. That's pretty awesome
to watch him when you know, sometimes said he was,
and the fact that he is a long time listening,
been wanting to win for a while. Yeah, yeah, it was.
It was perfect, all right. Let me. I think she
was more excited than he was. Yeah, but yeah, congratulations

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to them.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Question number one, Are you ready Corbyn? Which American spacecraft
made a giant leap onto the Moon in nineteen seventy two.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Can I just say Apollo Sure? If there wasn't forty
five of them, it's not Apollo thirteen. That one had
some issues at least that's what Kevin Bacon told me. Yeah.
Bill Paxton, Uh, I'm gonna say Apollo eleven. Final answer?

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Which American spacecraft made a giant leap onto the Moon
in nineteen seventy two? You said Apollo eleven. The correct
answer is Apollo eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Good jump. It just popped in my brain because I
knew it wasn't thirteen, and I don't remember hearing anything
about ten or fourteen. You really don't. It's just those two.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Oh. Question two, in what year did Christopher first arrive
in the Americas?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Robin right Jones? I think we know which Christopher they're
talking about, But yeah, I'm just gonna say fourteen ninety two.
Final answer?

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
In what year did Christopher first arrive in the Americas?
You said fourteen ninety two? Correct answer fourteen ninety two.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Columbus sold the Ocean Blue or he sailed or sold it? Yeah,
never made America. No.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Question number three, Okay, name the New York City nightclub
that opened in nineteen seventy seven, becoming the disco hot spot.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Studio fifty four.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Final answer the New York City nightclub that opened in
nineteen seventy seven, becoming the disco hot spot. You said,
Studio fifty four. The correct answer, Studio fifty four. Good job.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
It's been a while since I had got all three. Yeah, yeah,
it feels good. Done, It does feel good here. Yeah, nice?
All right, listen, we got to take a break. When
we come back, he'll be Gimpi's turn. And while he's
doing that and we're getting ready for that, you can
send a text to answer this question to win beer
for freakin a Friday. If animals could talk, which would
be the rudest a case of fiftieth anniverse? Whom Miller

(01:06:34):
like could be yours bmms and what that is to
eight two nine four five This morning Shug tested it? No, Okay,
this shocks me. I'm done.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
That's just on practice.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Really did it bite you the buzzer? Bite you that bad?

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
I means the hell out of me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
That felt very electrifying. Been a while since I've been
doing the show where I go what's happening? All right?
Here we go. First question, Taser Time Trivia GIMP's got
to answer questions correctly to not get shocked. First one
is bon Jovi's hit Blaze of Glory was featured on

(01:07:11):
what movie soundtrack? Bon Jovi's hit Blaze of Glory was
featured on what movie soundtrack? Blaze of Gloom? I'm going
down and a Blaze of Glory. I am going to
go out on a lemon, say young guns now? Was
a young Guns one or Young Guns two? That's the

(01:07:33):
question that probably will get me shocked. I am going
to say just young guns the first one. Final answer?
Have you seen both? Yeah, it's been a long time.
Are you a fan of those? Charlie? Yeah? An LJP man,
you can't go wrong, right, So yeah, I'm gonna go

(01:07:55):
with young guns. Final answer bon Jovi's hit Blaze of
Glory was featured on what movie soundtrack? You said young Guns?
The correct answer is young Guns too. God damn it,
I knew that was gonna happen. Oh yeah, that is sorry.
Ever hit the got that felt exactly like it was
before we started. I think she shocked me beforehand. I

(01:08:19):
would hope you would know the difference that feels. The
question two, how many ribs does a human skeleton? Havel?
How many ribs does a human skeleton have? That's a
that's a trick question because the females missing it. They
got one last rib okay, because you know the word

(01:08:41):
is God took the rib from Adam and gave it
to this broad over here so he can have a
friend to hang out with. Somebody a nag at him
all day. Almost were there, Thank you, sir. That's exactly
what we needed. The fornication is great, but the nagging
is terrible, nagging every How many ribs does a human

(01:09:02):
skeleton have?

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
How many ribs does a human skeleton have? I don't know.
Number that jumps in my head is sixteen, eight on
each side. Depends on who you're talking to though again
man or woman, So I'll just go with sixteen. Probably
get a shock again. Final answer, How many ribs does
a human skeleton have? You said sixteen? Final answer is

(01:09:30):
twenty four, got twelve on each side. It is not
a misconception. Women and men have the same amount of ribs,
full stop.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
Have you ever broken a rib?

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
No? Yes? Many? Yes, it's not awesome. Yeah no, it's
a biblical story. It's not a true women and men
have the same number. The last last one. I feel
like I'm getting all the shocks that you guys didn't get. Yeah,
that's cool. Yeah, somebody's got to make up for it.
I appreciate your second. That's what's the little things that

(01:10:01):
I do for this show, Corbyn. Don't I know it?
What river forms the border between Indiana and Kentucky's what
river forms the border between Indiana and Kentucky. This is
the second time I'm going to get shocked on a
goddamn river question. I don't know, man, you always surprise

(01:10:22):
me with your geography answers Indiana and Kentucky. What river
forms the border between Indiana and Kentucky? Colorado River? Final answer,
that's it? What river forms the shocked again? What river
forms the border between Indiana and Kentucky? You said Colorado River.

(01:10:45):
The correct answer is the Ohio River because the Colorado
River doesn't go past the Mississippi, sure doesn't. I'm just
waiting to get shocked, So let's get the sun a
bit with God. Damn, are you frustrated by how it started?
Are you frustrated with all the questions? It did not

(01:11:06):
start well and it just snowballed from there. Contempts started early.
Ye yes, yes, because I swear that was not a buzz.
That was a god dang shock. But it's okay. I'm
not gonna I'll be pissy about it, for sure. I
have right to be pissy about it. But I'm not
gonna throw a fit and then stop, goddamn game. Let's
keep this thing going. If I got shocked four times,

(01:11:29):
it's okay. It is what it is. It's it's a
part of life. Man, It's not gonna bring me down. Well,
that's where you and I are different. I kind of
expect everybody to follow the rules. It's all good, though,
it's all good. I do this for your entertainment pleasure.
We want to know if animals could talk, which would
be the rudest A case of fiftieth Anniversary Miller like

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could be yours BMMS and what that is to eight two, nine,
four five Tilsa's.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Mooting Show, The Big Man Boarding Show, The Assault Continue used.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
Next ninety seven. We aren't giving away beer for frigging
a Friday. We want to know if animals could talk,
which would be the rudest got a case of fiftieth
Anniversary Miller life that we are giving away. Jason's waiting.
Hey Jason, how are you man? I'm doing well? How
are you good? Buddy? If animals could talk, Jason, which

(01:12:23):
would be the rudest dolphins? Dolphins say more for sure. Okay,
So the rudest people are always the nicest, smartest people,
and dolphins are nice and they're super smart. I'm telling you,
I think about it. When you're in Florida, you're laying
on the beach, they jump up and they start doing

(01:12:44):
the thing to you that we can't talk about on
the radio, not on the beach. I feel like when
you get in their area, that's the problem. But yeah,
they do hump. I could mother say it. That's rude.

Speaker 9 (01:12:57):
Just be floating around in the water.

Speaker 8 (01:12:59):
Do a s one comes up start helping you?

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Yeah? I mean, how do you like that? If your
own land?

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
It wouldn't be fun.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
What are they wearing? Did you see? Yeah? Did I
buy them lunch? First? I throw a couple of miners
in there right on, you know, little chump chump? Oh
is that what we call it? Now? Gipy's gonna tell
you exactly what you're gonna get. Hi.

Speaker 9 (01:13:22):
B let sloths are the rudest because they take their
sweetest time doing whatever, not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Caring that you got another thing that they do. I
have a case of fiftyth anniversary emailer life back to you,
Corman pay on the line so Gimpie can get your
info and have a fantastic weekend. All right, buddy, Thanks guys,
Love you guys. You man. Uh, speaking of pets that
are rude, this story I just saw populate my my
my feed here how to tell if your cat is

(01:13:49):
depressed and how to help.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Huh, yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
I don't even know when I'm depressed. Okay, but this
says these are that You're kitty may be depressed. Uh,
Swishing and twitching its tail, suddenly becoming needy, swiping and

(01:14:14):
scratching at your hand, climbing the walls, pining away at
the window, pooping in strange places I think a box
in a room strange. Yes, that is true. Ignoring loved ones, Yeah,
this is on brand. Hissing and spitting, turning your furniture

(01:14:38):
into a scratching post. I thought that was normal for them.
Crying for no apparent reason. So a lot of those
is the cat and heats or is it? Would you say, depressed.
Apparently depressed? Is it in heat? Or is it depressed
because sitting there pining at the windows? You're in heat? Bitch,

(01:15:00):
you need to get laid. I don't know if that's true.
I don't know if that's true. I've had female cats
before that aren't fixed, right, And that's what they do
when they're in heat. They stand at the door, at
the window and just call on all the toms in town,
come stick it to me. Whatever. Yeah, so what can
you do about this? Provide nutritious food and clean water

(01:15:23):
as opposed to the non nutritious and dirty water you
normally give that my kid lives in a third world country.
Seek out regular quality vet care as opposed to irregular,
piss poor vet care. Hello, everybody. Give it a safe
and closed environment to sleep and live in. I don't

(01:15:45):
even know if I get the top three right. Creating
an enriching environment with lots of variety. Yeah, I can,
and do. Not abandon them. You don't say, well, if
you abandon the cat, you'll never know if it's depressed
or not. I have yet to find a kitty that

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isn't needy, climbing the walls, wanting to go outside the target.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
You know, they say that cats are easy because you
can leave them and forget them and just set out
food and water for them, and you can leave on
vacation and they'll be line. Yeah, it is lies because
cats do need a lot of stimulation, believe it or not,
like they are truth. They're not meant to be.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
Domescore stimulating that cat. Well, neither are dogs, right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
But it is more manageable, like they can they housebreak
really easy. Not to say that a cat doesn't because
they have litter boxes. But I think that when you
if your cat is going to the bathroom around the house,
it's marking a territory like a cat would, or it
has maybe a kidney infection or some other health issue,

(01:17:01):
it's not necessarily depression.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Are you arguing that a cat is easier than a
dog or a dog is easier than a cat.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
No, I'm not saying that, but I am saying they
say that a cat was never meant to be domestic.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
He neither was a dog and I don't know who
these they are, and neither were potbelly pigs, raccoons and
horses and yeah girls, yeah, or ferrets and lizards.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
But if you don't like. Of course, they're going to
scratch at your furniture if they don't have a scratching post.
If you if you don't declaw them, or at least
the very least cut their their nails.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
That goes, well, yeah, right, I do it. You give you,
you get, you clip your cat's nick How do you
get them out?

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
He lays down and I have clippers for them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
But how do you get them out exposed? Because they're retractable?

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Push you push, and he allows me to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Yeah, I've got to do I've got to clip my
ferrets nails every couple of months or whatever because they
get overgrown and stuff like that. And as they are
not retractable like a cat's claws, are you still kind
of you know, push them down a little bit to
get them all out there. It looks cruel when I
have to do it, because I've got to grab them
by the nape of their neck, right, And once you

(01:18:27):
do that with the ferrets, that kind of freezes them
up because if you're sitting there try and hold them,
they'll be all over the place. So it looks pretty
cool cruel when you do it, but they don't feel
a thing. No, giving a bath to a pet or
clipping of pet's nails is always a giant pain in
the backside. I would agree the ferrets have been the

(01:18:47):
easiest ones so far. My dogs do not take to
it at all whatsoever. And I've got several different tools,
the actual clippers that you would use to trim them.
I've tried the grinder too, Yeah, not like the trouble thing. Yeah,
you know, that doesn't work, you know, And they're just
they're just they don't like it. So I'm like, whatever,

(01:19:09):
don't jump on me with your massive talents. Have you
seen the video online where the lady puts peanut butter
on her forehead and the dog just looks her forward
soish and clip it's tone else. Yeah, I should put
it on my forete I guess, but yeah, I guess.
Have you seen the story about the Red Sox manager
Alex Cora. He is being taken through the grinder because

(01:19:33):
he decided to skip one of their games to attend
his daughter's college graduation, and they're saying it wasn't a
good decision. And he went on his radio talk show
to talk about it, and he said this, and I
think this is fantastic. People have their own opinions. I

(01:19:53):
bet those people have families too, and at one point
they have to make decisions too. I bet they made
decisions for the best of the family. I made the
decision for the best decision for my daughter. For those
who don't understand, I'm not going to try to convince them,
it is what it is. I made the best decision
for my girl I got. I have a ton of

(01:20:15):
respect for this guy. I want to normalize putting your
family ahead of everything else. Yes, I if it. If
whatever is best for my family, full stop, right, and
if that comes at the expense where I put myself
in a position here to get fired, then it is
what it is. Yeah, y'all ain't gonna be there when

(01:20:37):
I'm on a deathbed. You aren't going to be there
when I have to go to an old folks home.
So I'm always gonna pick what's best for my family,
so because they're the only thing that matters. And good
for him for doing it in an industry where usually
guys get you know, what do you mean he went
to his kid's birth? Yeah? Wild right? What do you

(01:21:00):
mean he wants to be with his wife for a
couple days after the birth of their child during baseball season.
It's one hundred and seventy two games. Man chill, Good morning, Lindsay,
Good morning Corbyn.

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Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
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(01:21:54):
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So be listening for your chance to get qualified, then

(01:22:15):
will Nilly your chance to own the show. Anything you
want to talk about, bring up something new, go back
to something. Somebody texting and said there's a special place
in hell for anyone that has cat's declaude. And if
that's true, then it's right next to the place where
cat owners live, right we know. I got asked this

(01:22:37):
a couple of times last night for Willy Nilly. What
did you guys do to get in so much trouble
that you now can't put sports? And what did you
learn on the podcast? I can't always catch the full
show live and have to listen. Excellent question. There has
been a change to the podcast, and the answer is,
like it always is. Money. You're basically we do not

(01:23:01):
have the rights to air certain songs in the podcast.
We got pinged to a pretty solid dollar figure and
they basically told us we're tired of telling you no
more mistakes, and so GIMP and I went with the
mindset of well, okay, rip it out, so that unfortunately

(01:23:22):
pulls a lot of things down. It messes with the
cadence of the podcast. But all I can tell you is,
I'm sorry, that's my line. Yeah sure, yeah, so that's
that Willy Nilly. Of the games you play Tuesday Wednesday Thursday,

(01:23:42):
what is each of your favorites? One through three? Snip
Schapscher is my favorite according to the texture Lindsay Schnipchops.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Is also my favorite. It's a lot like taboo random
word words and you never know what you're gonna get.
I do enjoy that one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
So he's asking to rank them one through three.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Oh, one through three, followed by probably sing sing and
then pick the flick.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
GIMPI I would have to say, I think Schnip Schnapschner
is probably the easiest out of all of them, but
I want to be different for you. I'll put pick
the flick at number one, and then Schnip Schnaptionner at
number two, and then uh uh sing sing is probably
my least favorite out of all of them, and I

(01:24:35):
made up that, Damna. I They're all pretty equal to me.
I don't love or hate one more than the other. Uh.
I like Schnip Schapsner only because there's just so many
options on what can come up. Whereas pick the Flick
has to be movies. We can play Schnip Schnapschner and repeat.

(01:24:56):
Almost never happens. Uh, the other ones repeat a lot.
So I'll go Snip Schnoptioner one, pick the flick two,
and then sing Sing three as well. I love this question, Corbyn.
Do you feel as though your jiu jitsu skills are
good enough to help you in a self defense scenario
or do you feel as though you need more training?

(01:25:16):
I absolutely need more training. I absolutely don't know if
I would succes. Who am I going against random stranger?
I don't know what they can can or can't do, right.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Like if someone were to mug you on the street,
mug me without a weapon, if they had no weapon
on them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Uh, I'm going to do all I can to not
fight anyone my wallet. I don't know if they have
a gun.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Right, No, they don't have a weapon on them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
But I don't know that. Yeah, I'm not engaging. Here's
my wallet, good luck, some fucking money. Good luck. So
if they come up behind you, you know, get you
a little choke old and they're like give me all
your money and hold on, that's different. That's putting your
hands on me. Right, That's a completely different scenario. Mugging

(01:26:06):
is give me your wallet, right right? Well, I'm thinking
with Lindsay's no weapon policy here, that'd be the way
to go. You know. So if somebody came up behind you,
grabbed you up, wrapped you up, and was like, hey,
give me everything I got, or while they got you
wrapped up, they start running your pockets. Yeah, I think
they give me what, you know. I think there's some

(01:26:27):
other things that to play. And if someone grabs me
from behind and bear hugs me and like give me
your wallet, I would go I can't. You're holding me.
But that that statement of give me x y Z right,
I'm not Yeah, I'm not gonna get killed over that. Right,
I'm not gonna. No. You already, if your arms are
around me, you already have the upper hand on me.

(01:26:51):
So you got the training the jewey, Yeah, that's arm.
You've got more than anybody in this room.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
But if someone did put their arms on you or
hands on you and wrapped you up, would you try
to get out of it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Again, it depends on what said I'm not I'm not
gonna What if some nothing said? What if it's just
you know, I don't know. I'm absolutely gonna, okay, push
somebody to try to get Yeah, I don't want. I
am trying. I try to be super aware of my surroundings.
Matter of fact, yesterday I came to work and I
was sitting in my car for a minute and then

(01:27:29):
I get out and I got out of my car,
came up the walkway, and I saw somebody walking in
the parking lot, and it messed with my head because
I didn't see them. Yeah, I didn't see them anywhere
in the parking lot. I don't know where they came from.
There wasn't a car, so you know what I mean.
That kind of thing meant that. So this morning I

(01:27:49):
was over vigilant, So I try not. I'm not letting
somebody get into my space as much as possible.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
When you when you go to a restaurant with your
wife or whomever, do you sit facing the.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Entrance every time? Yeah, my husband is too every time,
and my wife knows. I want that scene and if
I can't, okay, Yeah, it's not about it. I just
want to see the vast of the room. Really, I
don't want to sit facing a wall. I want to
see people moving around. If you can make a group

(01:28:28):
of listeners play one of your games past or present
to make them understand how hard they can be and
how unfund the punishments can be. What game with what
punishment are they playing?

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
I'll go with the wheel, and I'll choose something that
I personally had to do, and that was woulds toss
up because I did too that I disliked very much
Baby bird and poop painting.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
It was pop art, oh, poop art.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Okay, excuse me, poop should have been Picasso poop. But
both were very disgusting, you know, And honestly, I think
the poop art was probably worse than baby bird.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
So I'll go with that pop art gimb. I too,
am saying the wheel because that is by far one
of the worst that we have ever done. A lot
of fun, a lot of fun, and the punishments they sucked,
but that's what makes us us. So with that, I'm

(01:29:38):
going to probably say spit in the face. That was
probably one of the worst ones. Baby bird is pretty rough. Yeah,
don't get me wrong. Somebody's chewing up food and it's
spitting into your mouth and you got to eat it.
But when you have random strangers. And this is back
when we had listeners in on free food Friday. You know,

(01:29:59):
you've got your co workers and then a handful of
random strangers all spitting on you like you are just
the worst trash ever. That's that's pretty damn degrading, pretty rough.

Speaker 2 (01:30:13):
Did they say degrading things to you too?

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Spit in my face just covered like one of Lindsay's
movies Bad. Yeah, that was one of the more vile
ones we've done. Yeah, for sure. Uh, yeah, I'm picking
the wheel. Why would I not? And you might think
something like spitting on your face or eating an onion
or eating a cigarette as no big deal, but when

(01:30:38):
it's like dance, Monkey Dance, right, it makes it a
little more challenging. Which one am I picking? I don't? Yes, right,
we had so many Yeah there they were somewhere easier
than others, for sure. The uh, letting the air out

(01:31:00):
of the tires of your car was was awesome. But
also not cutting up your driver's license the sock teeth,
sock teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Could you imagine having to do that now? The driver's license.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
Because you just get a replacement. That's interesting, it is,
Remember you've already done it it's easy tissue mouth where
we'd all blow our nose into a tissue and the
other the loser would have to hold that in their mouth,
getting gum from underneath the baby gum. Yeah, what was

(01:31:39):
the baby bird was pretty gross? What was the There
was a tooth one? No, there was a was there
a toothbrush one? Oh yeah, where we would take a
toothbrush and we'd scrub our tongues with it, and then
the other the loser would have to go and brush
their teeth with it. And then of course we had
the Q tip lollipop. That was always a good that's

(01:32:03):
a good one. We'd have to clean your ears and
then get like a long tip. Yeah. Yeah, I don't
ever want to hear Lindsay gull. That was easy, right.
The chubby worm challenge, I feel was probably one of
the easier ones, but yet weird because you have live
worms in your mouth wiggling around, and we drew how
many you had to get right. Yeah, I was like,

(01:32:23):
you know, I know, it always a standards like ten.
You had to go one chubby worm in my mouth
and put it in there, two chubby worm in my
mouth and put it in there all the way up
to ten.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
That's what I had to do, is that it that
was what.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
I had, babybird. You had to go cheap, cheap, I'm
a baby bird, and they would spit food in your mouth.
And then there's the one. We've only done it one
time and it was called peanut butter ass, which I've
got the board over here with all the punishments that
we've ever done. But I think I was the end
of the one that ended up losing. Corbin won and

(01:32:56):
he put peanut butter on his rump, wiped it off
on a piece of bread, made a sandwich out of it,
had to eat Oh my god. Yeah, oh yeah, that
is uh willy nilly. Is cheesebread pizza? If so or not?

(01:33:25):
What is the quantifier? Lindsay, No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
It's not pizza because cheesebread doesn't have pizza sauce on it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Okay, Mike from Andalini's has said pizza is bread, sauce
and cheese, and if they know sauce on it, it's
just cheese bread at that time, Yeah, I'm gonna go
with it. Actually is pizza because the sauce is usually
an olive oil or some sort of paste. Garlic scenario,

(01:33:56):
which plenty of pizzas. Sauce is an over word. It
isn't just red sauce, so it could be a garlic sauce.
It can be an olive oil based pizza. So sauce
is kind of a ambiguous term. Yeah, okay, Yeah, so
most garlic bread has some sort of bass underneath the cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
But would you say though that it's it's a bread, though,
and pizza is a crust and it's the same exact thing.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
It is rolled out. Yeah, it's the it's the same
crust when you get a small one from a pizza
chain and the get cheese sticks and it's still cylindrical.
It's the exact same bread. Uh, you're an old lollipop.
I forgot about that. What about icy hot crotch? Remember

(01:34:45):
that one We had to put icy crotch icy hot
on your gens? Yeah that was only a one rounder too.
Yeah is that person that did it? We learned We're like,
we ain't messing with that. The best ones when we
would watch someone go through and go, oh maybe not.
You know, lollipop was it had to go sit in
the journal and then you had to The show's changed

(01:35:09):
has it he gets an opinion. Yeah, and we did that.
We did that bit for years. So I'd like to
see somebody else do that exact same thing for years
and be like, yeah, it's totally fine, get out of here.
If you could die and come back as an inanimate object,
what would it be, Lindsay, not an I don't know.

(01:35:40):
I was asking, Lindsay, I wasn't saying, Lindsay, I wasn't
giving my choice.

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
Oh maybe a classic car. That's something very desirable that
everyone wants.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
It's a weird cycle logical answer. Okay, Gimby Kate Upton's vibrator.
Oh god, what uh forceips somebody text in middle finger
Corbyn pos dude. I hope whatever you have going on
nine seven one five you get it worked out between

(01:36:20):
you and your therapists, because to show the initiative to
text in and say that to me is wildly hilarious.
They meant it too, because that's a double bird mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why does Gimby sit in a glass room away from
Corbon and Lindsay mostly because of the virus. If you

(01:36:42):
could start a business during a zombie apocalypse, what would
you sell, lindsay food?

Speaker 2 (01:36:49):
I'd sell freeze tried food, So I feel like that
would make money.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Gimby. On this season of The Walking deadsu I forge
what it's called, the one with Megan and Maggie or whatever,
Manhattan or whatever the hell it is, they have figured
out how to take the zombies and turn them into
methane gas. So I would start a zombie gas station.

(01:37:26):
That's pretty good. Yeah, I mean, like initially what came
to mind is like a blade sharpening, okay type of thing. Definitely,
some sort of medical scenario would be a pretty good service. Yeah,
hot showers. Okay, Oh that's big. It's just never mind.

(01:37:49):
I'm not gonna say it. It isn't for the zombies, right,
I know, I know maps, you know, like they have
maps to the stars, like maps of areas we know,
okay that are infected areas. That's pretty smart. Sound pretty
cheap for sugar, because money is a waste of time

(01:38:13):
at that point, right, bring the wheelback? No, what is
a new favorite band er song you've recently heard and loved?

Speaker 2 (01:38:24):
Lindsey, I don't know if it's a favorite, but I
heard this song. Someone introduced it to me over the weekend.
You might want to grab a tissue if you If
you do listen to it, it's called Don't Tell Ali
by Joe Jordan, and I heard it for the first
time and I was like, oh my gosh, what a
great song. Very sad but good about a guy who's

(01:38:46):
not doing so good as a single dad after his
wife passes. But it's it's a really pretty song.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Kim be Man, I have really gotten into Cooper Allen lately.
Country guy made it big on TikTok, That's how he
got his start. Plead the fifth as a good one
to the bar. Can't Dance is the most recent one
that I've come across, and I'm like, this is awesome.
Now he's gonna be out the state told to state
here this year. I'm stoked. I've been listening to it

(01:39:15):
for a while. Is that lowly young song messy okay?
If you've heard it's kind of a pop song and
in the lyrics she says something that I got high
again and folded my clothes, which is kind of a
weird lyric to sight, but it is about how she
can't please whoever it is in her life. Some people
think it's her parents, some people think it's a boy
or a partner, but it's pretty good female anthem song

(01:39:40):
that does pretty well. Did start it on TikTok. On
the Tiki Taki, R Kelly would be shell. Yeah. R
Kelly would sell showers. If you could travel in time
to one specific year, which year would you choose and why?

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
I would travel back to probably two thousand and eight,
and I wouldn't let my dad buy a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
How would you do?

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Yeah, I don't know, but I would. I would say
I've seen the future and it will kill you, so
don't please don't buy it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
Or if somebody came into my life and was like,
I could see you in the future, I'd be like,
oh no, they've lost it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:31):
Or I would have asked him to please buy the
bike that was suggested for him, and not the bike
that he did end up buying because it was too
much power we felt.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Gimbi nineteen ninety nine. It was my senior year in
high school. My parents were still alive and my best
friend Mark was still alive, so I would go back then. Sorry,
somebody's texting in why would I need a tissue for

(01:41:07):
that song? Is the music video hot? Oh God? I
don't know, Like easily the answer is to go back
and see somebody you miss. Wouldn't that be short lived?

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
Sure, I would go back to Daily Plaza on the
day that he got shot and looked specifically in the
direction away at the other spots where Kennedy got shot.
Were trying to find a who really done it? Yeah,

(01:41:43):
because have you seen the interview tour that Dan Bungingo
is going on right now? And it's fantastic. This is
a guy who bought in on some conspiracies, made a
lot of money off talking about them, and he's now
the deputy director for the FBI I or whatever, and
he's like, listen to me. Epstein killed himself. I've seen

(01:42:06):
the video. I'm gonna get it released. Like guys like
you could see he's had this weird awakening where he's like,
we got it wrong. Man. Did he have an awakening
or did somebody come to him and say, hey, no,
fair point, but it is funny to see him do
a complete one eighty on that stuff and for him

(01:42:26):
to be like yo, and even Paatel's done it a
couple times on some things. He's like no, no, no, no, no,
there's nothing here. We were very wrong. Sure you were here,
now you've turned over. All right, we got to take
a break. We are giving away beer. If animals could talk?
Which would be the rudest? A case of fiftieth a

(01:42:48):
version of Miller like could be yours. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
You're listening to the Big Man Morning Show. This is
Tulsa's Morning show.

Speaker 1 (01:42:57):
Giving away beer for freaking in Friday. We've been asking
people all morning what is an animal that would be
the rudest if they could talk? James is on the line,
Hey James, how are you.

Speaker 8 (01:43:10):
I'm doing well in you good.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
Buddy, James. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Speaker 8 (01:43:16):
I would say it would be the hyena?

Speaker 1 (01:43:19):
Okay, say more?

Speaker 8 (01:43:21):
Well, Hyenas are always laughing. First of all, they're always
running groups, so they're gonna gang up on you. But
they're always laughing, So no matter what you're talking about,
they're always gonna be laughing at you. And I would
just think that would be the rudest thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
They're all gonna laugh at you. Can you imagine like
walking away shamed because hyenas are laughing at you? Any
animal really laughing at you? I know for movies hyenas
laugh right. But I have never seen in like a
nat geo or something like that where the hyenas are
like mocking somebody. They have a sound they make, right,

(01:43:58):
but like, you know, one of them slip into the
pond and they're all like, ah, I swear to everything
that's holy. When I was fifteen, I was delivering newspapers, right,
and I had that sack on me, you know as
newspapers in the front of newspapers in the back or whatever. Yeah,
And I'm delivering and then there's this German shepherd that

(01:44:19):
I can see coming my way, and you could tell
she just had pups because she's sagging right, and and
I don't know. This is a big, full grown dog.
I don't know this dog. And I'm just like, okay,
I'm going to just kind of try to stay away
from it. But the dogs started picking up speed and

(01:44:40):
it's coming after me, and I'm like, oh, holy yes,
I gotta get the hell out of here because I
don't know if this dog's going to attack me or not.
So I'm hauling ass and I've got newspapers flying out
at least god damn pockets everywhere, right, And I finally
jump up onto my buddy Jason's porch right, and I'm
knocking them. Let me in, Let me in. There's this dog,
just go and get me, I swear. I turned back

(01:45:03):
and I look at that German shepherd and you can
see a clear grin on its face and kind of
laughing at me as it walked away. It was a hyena.
M How old were you? I was fifteen at the time. Okay, yeah,
it's great, Ted talk. Thanks James. Hang on the line

(01:45:24):
so gimpy can get your personal inflom given to go
ahead and tell me what he's gonna get. Cnzy would
say that hippos are the rudest sash saying that big
ass round like their hot stuff. That's her drop. Enjoy
this case the fiftieth anniversary miiller Like back to you, guys,
James with the breast. Hang on the line so gimpee
can get your influ and have a great weekend. Some

(01:45:44):
of the other texts that came in. Somebody said in
Alpaca al pacas are pretty rude. Any animal along the
drive through zoo sucks. I think any animal that can
spit at you sucks. Alpacas lamas can't. One of the
women Lindsay mentioned earlier the my kids were like, let's

(01:46:04):
go to a drive through zoo and I'm like, we can,
great idea. Let's watch some videos of it first.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Yeah, that was even better.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
I mean watching them like hell no, oh yeah, They're like,
you're out of your goddamn mind.

Speaker 3 (01:46:16):
Dad.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
I'm like, I agree, I agree. Geese came in, which
we saw a lot of people texting in about geese. Uh.
Some other ones Pomeranians. Pomeranians can be quite annoying. Chihuahua's
made the list. See and I own a Chiuala and
I think I must have the only chihuaha in the

(01:46:38):
world that's not a dick, because Stephanie is. She's the sweetest.
She doesn't bark at anybody. She just crawls up from
a lap and chills. She I got. She's a very
chill Chihuahua.

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
What about to strangers when even strangers really you know
the danes.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
The Danes are the ones that cause the most trouble
when when people come into my house strangers or otherwise nothing. Yeah,
and the TV show John and Kate plus eight, it's
the youngest that's always the scariest one. So I would
say in your household, the to what was the lowest
on the totem pole. And it's just like, I'm just
happy to be alive. I'm just grateful. There's this morsel

(01:47:15):
between the stinkiest things and those giant horses and this
new thing that I don't even know what it is,
but it yells at everybody and mews and scratches, and
then that weird giant dinosaur in the cage, and then
that weird guy that I thought it was a human,
but I'm not sure. He's always walking around with too

(01:47:37):
many arms hanging out, not as in too by the way,
somebody corrected us, because it wasn't Apollo eleven that landed
the moon nineteen seventywo is Apollo seventeen that landed in
nineteen seventy two. And if I would have told you

(01:47:59):
any of the people on that mission, unless you're a
space dork, you wouldn't know those names. Y's whatever's on
the paper anywhere. Yeah, one hundred horses because they're tired
of people being on their backs all the time. I
might buy that, but to me, horses are the most
genteel beasts out there until they're provoked. Even then it

(01:48:19):
isn't gnarly. It's not like a giraffe right where they're
kind of cool and then when they're mad they swing
their necks around right right, No, horses just rear back
and punch you in the face with there hoo.

Speaker 2 (01:48:29):
Yeah, I guess what.

Speaker 1 (01:48:30):
I don't want people near my ass either, Yeah, but
startle but seeing horses be super loving to humans as
wild and if go down any video of watching somebody
that is going through a mental problem or a medical
problem and then they're around horses. Yeah, there's a guy
that has a I think it's outside of Is it

(01:48:52):
in Oklahoma? Or do we talk to this guy that
has the worst broken warrior ram, Yes, where he uses
equine therapy horse thererapy for vets with PTSD and stuff
like that. Yeah, there's no pig. No, there's no no marmadukes,
there's no raccoon.

Speaker 2 (01:49:10):
Yeah right, Doctor Phil sends uh troubled teens to those
types of ranches with the horses too for the tea.

Speaker 1 (01:49:19):
The yeah teans whatever, I do what I want cast
outside about that.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Yeah, it didn't work for her. She wouldn't go. No,
did you see that?

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
She doesn't need to She's fine. She figured it out.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
Did you see the baby version of the of her video?

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
And then I've seen all those baby things hilarious. Yeah,
anybody who does it after today's dumb, Right, somebody put
on an okra and okra and or it's just TSTs. Yeah,
traumatic get some horse therapy orco whale. I don't know
if or whales are bad. They're pretty gnarly, man. They

(01:49:54):
call them killer whales for a right, I mean you
could say that about a lot of animals that attack. Yeah,
but you see the and what they do to like
seals and stuff. It is it is. Yeah, that's just
mother nature.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
Yes, the rude ones probably come from SeaWorld.

Speaker 1 (01:50:09):
Here's the thing, though, man like it. Let's just say
the three of us, we're Orca whales, and then we
go and we circle some unsuspecting stranger and then beat
the s out of them and eat them. We're assholes
for it. That's exactly what orces do, right, A two
can parrot because they're always looking down their nose. Dude,

(01:50:31):
those those birds suck, I think I think the moment.
By the way they do talk, right, it's not if
they can talk, they do talk. We watch America's Got talent, right,
and they just started the next season. And then this
woman on that says her and her bird can sing
and it's some parod African I don't know, some two

(01:50:52):
canners I don't know. And she puts it on the perch.
She starts singing. She had a great voice. Bird never
sings right, total David Letterman, you know stuper pet tricks,
like here's the moment. Doesn't happen right, And the lady's like, ay,
it's a bird does what he wants what he wants,
and you're like okay, and my kids are like, I
want to see this bird sing. So we start hunting

(01:51:12):
this lady down on social media trying to find her.
We do find her, there ain't one video of this
bird singing. Like I know, it's gonna be a giant
shock if they're lying, right, they're faking to get on TV. Well,
I don't know if they were doing it. To get
on TV, you have to get through a series of filters.
But I'm confident in almost every competition reality show they
plant some people to for content, right, like a bird scene.

(01:51:36):
You're like, ah, I gotta like you'll hang out, sure,
I want to see this and knowing that the bird.
Maybe the judges don't at the time, but the producers
in the filtering process knows that. I think on Hell's
Kitchen they do that. They put some people in there
that are not good chefs or can't cook very well,
and they get out so early just to create some
turbulence in the system. I think almost every cooking reality

(01:51:59):
or almost every reality show does that to a degree.
Not shows like Big Brother, maybe they do, but not
shows like Below Deck right there wouldn't make any sense. Yeah,
not rich like that. Yeah, like those Real Housewives show,
that type of reality show. I don't think they put
people that aren't well off or social lights. But I

(01:52:24):
think any competition show they do that just to kind
of stir the pot and they get out right away.
And you're like, yeah, of course they do, because I
can't imagine. Did you know this is Crazy Survivor been
on fifty episode seasons right, Crazy either getting ready to
do another I think probably going to be their final
maybe I don't know, And people talk about it still

(01:52:45):
to this day, right, do you know it hasn't been
in the top twenty for like ten years on the radios. Yeah,
and it's still going on, Yes, because because I guess
people buy the advertising for it. Okay, yeah, that works.
It isn't that a fast if you don't know anything
about TV and shows and why they exist and why
they don't. For it to not be a high ranking

(01:53:06):
show and still be around is wild?

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Is Jeff Probes?

Speaker 1 (01:53:11):
Yeah, he's a great host. He's a great host. And
then now they own an island and they do everything
on the island in Fiji, which makes sense. Yeah, you're
going to do something like it, have one dedicated spot
instead of having to travel around or having to find
a spot or reinvent the wheel in every location and
like and he said that in an interview. He said

(01:53:33):
that when they they would go to these places and
then COVID happened and they had to figure something out.
So they just bought this island and built everything there.
It made it easier to manage. And they're like, why
would we ever go back to that system? Right? Right?
The other thing they have double they have body doubles
for the contestants. Yes, that doesn't seem right, Yes it doesn't.
But waiting, Well, so when they do those wide shots

(01:53:55):
before competitions and they show them walking or things like
that that that that's not a real thing. The competitors
aren't doing that. That is body doubles to look like them.
And when they show them walking on the beach to
go to tribal that's not a thing. They take a car.
I feel like we've been duped. Yeah, yeah, he listen.

(01:54:18):
I remember when that show and everybody was in their
underwear all the time. All right, men and women would
be only in their underwear. You're like, what is happening?
This is wild.

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
I've never watched a single episode of Survivor.

Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
It doesn't surprise me. You might get into it in
like twenty years. Yeah, all right, we got to take
a break. We'll be back.

Speaker 3 (01:54:34):
Tulsa's morning show is coming right back. The Big Man
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